Seeking 12 Impartial New Yorkers | Trump Asks For Wednesdays Off | A Tiny MAGA Mob Assembles
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18 күн бұрынWith the former president’s criminal trial under way, over 6,000 New Yorkers received summonses for jury duty. The judge denied several of Donald Trump’s requests for days off from the trial, while a small number of the MAGA faithful supported the defendant outside the courthouse.
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@shermanculbertson6244 16 күн бұрын
I long for the when Trump is no longer in the news.
@c2757 16 күн бұрын
Ahh. But one day when it actually happens you'll be saying "the news is so boring now. Do you remember when that orange bloke, whatever his name was..- you know, old what's 'is name, used to be getting tried in Court all the time?"
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
I just hope he becomes president again so that will probably never happen then.
@randallcauley9484 15 күн бұрын
relate. note carefully his backfill. the rnc will find one, so many actors and offensives in play
@Jan-zv7ze 15 күн бұрын
@@c2757 REALLY? The world will be so EXCITIING when Trump makes his exit, finally.
@Jan-zv7ze 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_V EX President Trump will NOT be going into the White House ever again..sorry.
@brianhiles8164 16 күн бұрын
_“He took a little white power nap.“_ Awesome.
@wandajochandler5248 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bjdefilippo447 16 күн бұрын
His lawyers probably knew he couldn't shut up, and slipped Don Snoreleone an ativan.
@rossbusher4412 16 күн бұрын
Even funnier when Louis Cato interjects, “HEY”.
@Captaincory1 16 күн бұрын
That joke was a bad time to be eating a cookie
@lindaj5492 16 күн бұрын
I heard it as “white powder nap” 😂
@dianewhalen9721 15 күн бұрын
Admire the courage of the jurors.👍
@wendyhanberg8733 15 күн бұрын
You know they are going to get threats etc from Don the Cons flying monkey supporters too. They are brave people for sure!!!
@LyonsM 15 күн бұрын
Exactly, because if their name gets out they will be harassed by Trump and his minions.
@christinebuckingham8369 15 күн бұрын
Yes - they are brave and deserve protection and our respect!
@EmiIsHerexo 15 күн бұрын
Just what I was thinking! I really hope they have intense security protection. Trump's cult members will waste no time in going after them.
@terri241 15 күн бұрын
"White Power nap"?! Big OUCH...and brilliant jab at Trump/MAGA. Well done, Colbert and writers.❤😅
@SilverQuillTV 15 күн бұрын
Brilliant!
@Karlthegreat84 15 күн бұрын
There were quite a lot of zingers. That one was definitely the best one, though.
@ayannagreen5428 15 күн бұрын
Runner Up - celebrity endorser of SLEEPY CRIME TEA😂
@4xking 15 күн бұрын
Low key kinda mid. I think the writers room could use some fresh faces to add to the dynamic
@handmadehearts 15 күн бұрын
Racism. Hatred. Rich. White. Privilege. Camera. TV.
@StaceNyourFace 16 күн бұрын
Trump didn't attend any of his other kid's graduations, but now going to Barron's is super important to him? Sure, Buddy! 🙄
@donnapodhurst6552 16 күн бұрын
Did not know he knew who Baron was, He does not know Tiffy.
@embreis2257 15 күн бұрын
considering the alleged crime he perpetrated and must attend trial for, not going to Barron's HS graduation is quite fitting, don't you think?
@zedmelon 12 күн бұрын
@@embreis2257 What Trump won't admit is that Barron doesn't _want_ him to come.
@Opus313 16 күн бұрын
Can we quickly get to the part where Donnie goes to prison?!
@moniqueengleman873 16 күн бұрын
I love Opus. We had several books. I just don't think they will ever actually put him in jail. I have lost all faith in our justice system 😢
@c0mpu73rguy 16 күн бұрын
I wouldn’t count on that, white collars like him don’t go to jail.
@lenawagenfuehr53 16 күн бұрын
You know that's not gonna happen, right?
@Miss_Distress 15 күн бұрын
Not going to happen - not because he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely deserves it. I just don’t have any faith in the justice system when it comes to people like him
@chrystya 15 күн бұрын
He will never go to prison. No one is going to put a former US President in jail. He will be put under his arrest with security and he is have to pay for that security
@samday6621 15 күн бұрын
No Wednesdays. Remember all the golf he played while “earning” a president’s salary? Doubt he’s ever worked a full week in his life.
@BlueSun4886 15 күн бұрын
Every afternoon, Donald had free time for naps or to watch Fox or reels of his "greatest lines" from previous speeches prepared for him by his aides. He was up all night texting insanely, eating KFC & McDonalds & ranting about the thousands of "enemies" including virtually his entire administration from his first 3 years denouncing him. It's interesting that the prosecutors don't have to rely on Trump-hating progressives to make cases against him. Almost all of the witnesses are those who had previously worked with him, worked for him, or associated with him. In other words, his old supporters who actually had time to get to see him up close and personal.
@justsaying14 15 күн бұрын
Meh, this call is too easy 🥱
@Chunkboi 11 күн бұрын
Hell, even when Obama was on the golf course, at least when disaster happened, he picked up the phone and took action!
@harolynattar9904 15 күн бұрын
OMG Stephen 😂😂 I couldn't get through this without you. Love you Man ❤❤❤
@QUICKBOOKS1 15 күн бұрын
These, and others as well!
@BuildinWings 16 күн бұрын
The one time he pays somebody for "services rendered" and it's a crime. It's perfect.
@wandajochandler5248 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@mickeysmyspiritanimal223 16 күн бұрын
Funny, he never paid! Cohen paid for him and was sentenced to prison, too!The grift continues. 🎃 😜
@playnicechannel 15 күн бұрын
@@mickeysmyspiritanimal223Not that it matters much, but it was his repayment to Michael Cohen for the 130,000 dollars recorded as “legal fees” that this whole trial is about. Had he shafted Michael as he had so many people, Bragg would not have had the business records case, pumped up to a felony with a second predicate crime either election interference or tax fraud or both. But you are correct, the actual money given to Stormy came from a line of credit on Michael’s house. Repaid in installments by TFG.
@WyvernYT 15 күн бұрын
And you know, I've never heard any of Stormy's partners complaining about being left unsatisfied.
@HLBear 15 күн бұрын
😉 I know you're joking, but this isn't about prostitution. He only paid to get her to sign a NDA to protect his 2016 campaign. That's the crime.
@camckenzie 16 күн бұрын
Trump did not attend HS graduation ceremonies for Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany, either. So no big.
@thomasakagi7545 16 күн бұрын
I don't blame him.
@impunitythebagpuss 16 күн бұрын
No bigly deal.....he's not even able to remember their names these days...lol!
@myownbiz5461 16 күн бұрын
There's no indication he even attended his own.. as his daddy hired folks to take his exams and write his papers!
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
Plus the judge never said he can't go. He wasn't wrong about "likely not" though... 😂
@user-fu5ok8oi2k 15 күн бұрын
@@thomasakagi7545🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@victoriasmith8570 15 күн бұрын
I love it when Stephen says something that’s a bit cheeky, and blushes. It’s the most adorable reaction.
@Opus313 16 күн бұрын
Dozin' Donnie is trying to pretend like he was praying, but he only preys... Vote Blue 💙... it's important
@gaypatterson4446 16 күн бұрын
Well said.
@courtney5796 16 күн бұрын
I'm stealing this! Thank you!
@danburnes722 16 күн бұрын
It was just a white power nap as Stephen noted.
@darkatthecore9387 16 күн бұрын
Underrated comment...
@gamepapa1211 16 күн бұрын
See, Trump could have attended Barron's graduation if he had just stayed home after the kid was born.
@RictusHolloweye 16 күн бұрын
Who is he kidding? He was never going to attend Barron's graduation.
@rnmbf1 16 күн бұрын
Haha! I needed that good laugh!!!! Donald needs to keep his zipper locked up, lol
@glenncordova4027 16 күн бұрын
Donnie had porn stars to disappoint.🍄
@claireingles-sj6xz 16 күн бұрын
@@RictusHolloweye It would most likely precident as I'm sure he didn't bother going to any of his other kids' graduations.
@MadHax-wt5tl 16 күн бұрын
tRump was like;"Oh no, I'm not going to be able to go to the graduation of..........!? What's that kid's name again? Hang on, I have a son named barron!?"
@jenniferkonstant5920 15 күн бұрын
I love it when Stephen cracks himself up.
@ericlipps9459 15 күн бұрын
Though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, if we're lucky Trump will be ground beneath them.
@user-yu2zx4cg8h 15 күн бұрын
Hee hee Eric!
@singingrazors 16 күн бұрын
Who will tell Barron that Donald would miss his graduation? Likely probably the same person that told his other kids he wouldn't be going to their graduations.
@XopheAdethri 16 күн бұрын
So nobody? As if he'd bother informing them.
@singingrazors 16 күн бұрын
@@XopheAdethri That's where my money is. The poor kid is probably used to him not showing up to things by now.
@Kitanaangel49 16 күн бұрын
He is a disgrace to the US
@CarminaIguana 16 күн бұрын
Nope. He is a disgrace to himself. The US will go on just fine without him.
@veecee9497 16 күн бұрын
To the world.
@yasuke9317 16 күн бұрын
@@veecee9497I'm thinking universe.
@veecee9497 16 күн бұрын
@@yasuke9317 true
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
And yet he's still our best option when the ballot shows up. 😅
@sandracrosbie8468 15 күн бұрын
I would really like if the judge would correct the lawyers for Trump by saying "we only have one president at a time in this country. President Biden is the only person who should be referred to as President"." The defendant is Mr Trump. He should be referred to as Mr Trump, to avoid any confusion with the actual President."
@dsiepiela6449 15 күн бұрын
We know who has courage. The jurors who stay.
@moresalad221 16 күн бұрын
Id rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@thebritons 16 күн бұрын
I really really hope for new options. younger options. i never questioned our election process this early in the game... normally its post primaries.
@arcticgoddess 16 күн бұрын
@@thebritonsthere will, be in 1998 for sure
@Mozart1220 16 күн бұрын
@@user-wf8du2iz3p Latinos for trump is like Jews for Hitler.
@brettd2308 16 күн бұрын
Trump isn't even much younger either, which is what baffles me about going after Biden's age. The election will be between 81y/o Biden and 78 y/o Trump. Whoever wins will become the oldest president in history. It seems like Biden's age gets focused on more because he doesn't have many other flaws, whereas Trump is a walking scandal machine.
@user-yn7yo1co3k 16 күн бұрын
You've got a good point. 👉 Do you need extra dressing?
@Mozart1220 16 күн бұрын
I'm waiting for them to catch George Santos trying to sneak in as a juror.
@jerihazeltine6713 15 күн бұрын
Omg, Stephen was on fire! That whole monologue was awesome!!
@spudnut00 15 күн бұрын
When my oldest daughter and her husband were first married (forty years ago), they decided to forego all gifts to each other in favor of saving up for their first house. They also stopped renting videos, taking the newspaper, getting pizza delivered, going out, etc. Once in their first house, they so liked not having to be concerned about the logistics of gift giving, they decided to make it a way of life for the two of them. Still ~ I'm told my son-in-law will say, just before falling asleep on the eve of a birthday, anniversary, or whatever....."Uh.... we're still good with that whole 'no gifts thing', right?" Love your videos!
@BigJ11617 16 күн бұрын
Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂
@kerrynicholls6683 16 күн бұрын
That’s what we are also hoping for. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
@commonsense571 16 күн бұрын
“ShUt Up!!… I know you are but what am I!!” -trump probably
@justsayin5609 16 күн бұрын
Canada feels for you, and prays justice prevails. ❤
@dasstigma 16 күн бұрын
No. The rest of the world sees people like you as a complete joke. Not the USA.
@L_M_V 16 күн бұрын
Jail... Really?? Why? It's the system that's broken. Rich people always get by. You don't even have to be filthy rich for this to apply. Checks and balances are totally out of control. Everywhere where there's money involved it seems. Yes, Trump abused this system. So what? He should have never been elected president. Broken election system... Which gave him and his business attention... And that's really the only reason they're investigating...
@mypillowguy445 16 күн бұрын
The Nodfather of Bedminster was just protesting wokeness.
@nartouzumaki8232 16 күн бұрын
Lol 👍🏻
@aggressiveattitudeera887 16 күн бұрын
😄
@user-md4di6yg2p 16 күн бұрын
"Nodfather"...mike drop!!
@Sabre70 16 күн бұрын
Ahhh well done!
@courtney5796 16 күн бұрын
NOICE!
@Ford_prefect_42 15 күн бұрын
Stephen saying macaque so many times and watching him die inside was the best monologue bit ever made
@ezasagwara7179 15 күн бұрын
How I was looking for someone to comment 😂
@charityquill4965 15 күн бұрын
I envy the juror that avoided all the trump news on her lake lmao. I wish i had that level of ignorant bliss
@justsaying14 15 күн бұрын
Ignorance is bliss!
@arellatikvah 14 күн бұрын
@@justsaying14I keep asking myself why can't I just be dumb and happy? How can so many people be so blind and unaffected by that POS?
@justsaying14 14 күн бұрын
@@arellatikvah Decision for the right pill.
@mikecarson7769 16 күн бұрын
Monologue writers were ON FIRE ... great job and perfect delivery
@Kate-ms5js 16 күн бұрын
I just wrote essentially the same thing :) and then saw your post
@wendyearley8726 15 күн бұрын
😊@@Kate-ms5js
@aggressiveattitudeera887 16 күн бұрын
Fun fact: Donald Trump attended *NONE* of his children's graduations.
@SYLRMHA 16 күн бұрын
And none of his children were mad about it
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
That's not a fun fact at all. That's a sad fact if true. And I'm not sure everyone knows...
@HRHDMKYT 15 күн бұрын
He probably doesn’t’t even know the name of the school Barron attends! #BadDad
@Avarren 15 күн бұрын
@@HRHDMKYTI would actually bet on him not knowing. And I’m not much of a bettor.
@garethedwards1926 15 күн бұрын
@@Avarren You're still a "bettor" man than the Orange Twittler, but then again so was Ted Bundy.
@labradachig1976 15 күн бұрын
The Irish juror #1 be like, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"
@dianewilliams1125 15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂Brilliant. Stephen missed that one!
@GraceDavis-sp1ey 13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@marcusott2973 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@o.c.kiddkidd5163 15 күн бұрын
"Don't touch Macaque!" The Traitor wouldn't be sleeping in court now if he had heeded this wise admonition.
@Petalumination 15 күн бұрын
Queue the old SNL "Sprockets" skit. "Would you like to touch my monkey?" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erKclbqaudXDp4U.htmlsi=Cu2Y9WXt-4raQoco
@AwesomeFish12 15 күн бұрын
Don't call Stormy a monkey. She's an inveterate professional.
@mypillowguy445 16 күн бұрын
As a pillow guy, I don't usually make blanket statements but I think Sleepy Don is quilty.
@wandajochandler5248 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mypillowguy445 15 күн бұрын
@moonraker2034Nice 😂
@paulgibbon5991 15 күн бұрын
How do you sleep at night?
@savannahm.laurentian1286 16 күн бұрын
"Okay, that crowd is...WHELMING." This is one of LSSC best monologues of all time. Was a hard day. So glad when this posts!
@karenconroy1860 16 күн бұрын
Best line 😂
@jenniferm6286 15 күн бұрын
SC was on 🔥 with this monologue!
@android12921 15 күн бұрын
It's a TRID line
@bridgez04 15 күн бұрын
New Yorkers have hated Trump since the 80s getting a fully unbiased jury is going to take forever.
@BlueSun4886 15 күн бұрын
New Yorkers have the unique advantage of watching this third-rate mobbed-up failed conman trying to create his faux "brand" since the 70s. They have long known him for what he really is - a fraud who is incompetent of conducting a single business transaction that is honest & not fraudulently designed to polish his ego & plump his pocket. Even his current Truth Social SPAC transaction is filled with fraudulent behavior that has both former Truth Social cofounders & the original SPAC creator suing Trump for fraud while all of his loyal MAGA investors are watching their investments & life savings getting flushed down the Don's golden toilet.
@user-xi7gz6sz4w 15 күн бұрын
Because they know trump better than the rest of the country.
@intheshell35ify 15 күн бұрын
Unbiased is not the same as blind and purposefully obtuse.
@derrickboatman1560 15 күн бұрын
Yeah and how many New Yorkers would claim to be unbiased just to be biased at the right time. I would do the same. I'm not even from New York but I feel like I'd be welcome to visit seeing as how I don't like his ass either.
@RobMacKendrick 15 күн бұрын
I live on the opposite coast and I've hated Trump since the 80s, too. Didn't stop the media from smashing him into my face every day all the same. ("Who the hell even IS this dickweed??" Me to my sister back in the day.)
@bretEdwards 15 күн бұрын
Sleepy Crime tea! Brilliant. Best made with magat tears😂😢
@DogsAreAwesomeFriends 16 күн бұрын
Love you Stephen!Appreciate the joy you have brought me through all of the Trump insanity.
@bazzer124 16 күн бұрын
Wake up, defendant. Time for jail. Cheers....
@thomasdeas1941 16 күн бұрын
Shades of "Blade Runner". Just saying.
@Tom111Tom 16 күн бұрын
And then he wins again
@bazzer124 16 күн бұрын
@@Tom111Tom an all expenses paid trip to the Trump Federal Correctional Institution in FL to be close to home. Cheers....
@MrPilgrim 16 күн бұрын
I thought you had Brazzers as your username… dislike
@CarminaIguana 16 күн бұрын
@@bazzer124 I would bet more on Florence, Colorado.
@artel6225 15 күн бұрын
Dozing Don the comedy gift that keeps on giving, just jail him already
@aratinga77 15 күн бұрын
"Don't touch Ma Caque!" still laughing. He was really good tonight.
@BigJ11617 16 күн бұрын
When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂
@veecee9497 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@divinewon73 16 күн бұрын
Dirty diaper dozing Don
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
And when Trump exists the courtroom an entire nation will vote in his favor... Hopefully.
@skippermatt7939 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_Vyou are all over these comments this morning shilling for that orange turd, do you seriously have nothing better to do? How many hours have you wasted on this? Is this like, your entire daily life? That's sad dude.
@davidlundquist1979 15 күн бұрын
I didn't realize how very British the judge was...
@gimpinmypants 15 күн бұрын
According to Mary Trump, Trump's niece, he has never gone to his other children's high school graduations but suddenly he needs to go to Barron's graduation.
@christinebuckingham8369 15 күн бұрын
Exactly! Not even Ivanka’s either!
@THE-X-Force 15 күн бұрын
Where was Mary to warn anyone before things went this far?
@gimpinmypants 15 күн бұрын
@@THE-X-Force Mary Trump has been an outspoken critic of her uncle since before he became president. Read her Substack newsletter if you're interested. That's where she said the thing about Trump not attending any of his children's high school graduations.
@just-sayin67 15 күн бұрын
@@THE-X-Force Who would have believed her ?😞
@jvssocialmedia2459 15 күн бұрын
Mary could not grift before now
@user-gz5zs4lc2h 16 күн бұрын
Turns out, tRump didn't attend ANY of his kid's graduations.
@renitaperry5808 16 күн бұрын
I think he might have gone to Ivana. Since he solicited his daughter to his hound dog pedophile friend in order to do business.🤦🏽
@renitaperry5808 16 күн бұрын
When Ivanka started developing trump started lusting after his daughter. Mary even said trump made a remark about her breast as her becoming a teenager. Trump wanted to keep it in the family like the royals back in the days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carolw8579 16 күн бұрын
Nope. 😮
@FutureCommentary1 16 күн бұрын
He's a changed man. Edited to add: I was really wondering if he did (while being skeptical that he did)
@thomasakagi7545 16 күн бұрын
I mean, look who his kids are. I wouldn't attend if I was him.
@deannaclifford1177 15 күн бұрын
Blessings on those chosen for this work.
@BaconTomatoCheese 15 күн бұрын
DAYY-UUMM! Steven is on FIRE for this monologue!
@bluesman187 16 күн бұрын
Steve I’ve watched every episode of Colbert Report and The late show. Your comedy is a true comfort in a crazy life. Thanks sir ❤
@beepeesoup 16 күн бұрын
the propaganda is top notch
@dashanovala2019 16 күн бұрын
Stephen Colbert, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.
@harveysmidlap 15 күн бұрын
I couldn't imagine being in Baron's shoes with a father like that. SMH
@thexoxo01 15 күн бұрын
“That crowd is whelming” has me 😂💀
@danrion8839 16 күн бұрын
Jury payments should be increased to at least $300 a day.
@Turnipstalk 15 күн бұрын
They should be paid as much as a junior lawyer on the case.
@embreis2257 15 күн бұрын
when was the last time it was raised? $40 is absurdly low, no wonder nobody wants to do it
@lundworks9901 15 күн бұрын
My Toolmaker Husband gets $30, time & a half over 40 hours. This is why he never registered/voted because he is the breadwinner due to misogynistic built in wage disparity. I had the time, but the case was murderers who'd roundabout confessed when they bailed out and hit my roadside bar after. County Attorney had 5 minutes before I announced my firsthand account to the entire room.
@jaynorris3722 16 күн бұрын
Wonder why he suddenly wants to look at his son? He certainly could have cared less when the child needed him. He's useing his son to ditch court....or is he planning to leave the country
@terri6854 15 күн бұрын
couldN'T have cared less (unless you want to say he actually did care a bit)
@lizardog 15 күн бұрын
Tr*mp cares about himself period.
@darshansingh4375 15 күн бұрын
His two elder sons have yet to graduate from kindergarten.
@jimslancio 15 күн бұрын
In Trump's tweets, he habitually capitalizes nouns. We don't do that in English, but it's a characteristic of the German language. I take that as a giveaway that he has read Mein Kampf.
@LaDemocrazia 15 күн бұрын
👍🎯👍
@user-tk3vj8pn7k 15 күн бұрын
My struggle that fits his mo
@heathw4739 16 күн бұрын
I'm sure Barron would be so sad that Trump wasn't at his graduation trying to make it about himself....
@TrickOrRetreat 15 күн бұрын
I'm here today to support Baron because his dad have been wrongfully accused by the radical left for ........
@tiredbird471 15 күн бұрын
At least his father isn't being allowed to give a speech during it. Though that might help Barron want to stay the hell away from the scumbag.
@brianhelgerson87 16 күн бұрын
Trump looked absolutely embalmed in that court sketch. Good look for him.
@laurawillits176 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, last time I saw a human corpse, that was totally the look
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
We need him to rest so he can be great again when he's president. Let's hope he gets real votes so he won't feel the need to steal.
@lizardog 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_V "let's hope he gets real votes" Yeah, he can hope. He's never won a popular election because most Americans are sane and know he's a walking disaster. PS: None of his votes up to now have been "real." They've all been bought and paid for. My hope for you is that you open your eyes and shake off Tr*mp's tawdry truck rally glamor. He's a thug who thinks woman exist for his use. Actually, he thinks everyone exists for his use. Seriously, open your eyes and look around.
@vsznry 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_Vstfu 😂 #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸
@QUICKBOOKS1 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_V Nobody is stopping you from voting.
@jennieoh8543 15 күн бұрын
I am cracking up right now listening to Stephens impersonation of Trump!!! Actually playing it multiple times:*)
@deannaclifford1177 15 күн бұрын
The only challenge is Stephen is way too coherent to be TFG
@jennieoh8543 15 күн бұрын
@@deannaclifford1177 He sure does a good imitation!!!!
@steverobson8827 15 күн бұрын
All Golden Sneakers NOW come with a Built in - Ankle Monitor 🎉
@wtf1185 16 күн бұрын
I wonder what his excuse was for not attending any of his other kids graduations, and who did he get to tell them he wouldn't be there.
@alrightyru 15 күн бұрын
TBF .. there is proof he went to the grads of Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany... no word on DTJ which must just burn his buns!
@folk47goulet27 15 күн бұрын
@@alrightyru Apparently he didn't attend to any graduation of his four other children !
@DougGrinbergs 16 күн бұрын
5:28 Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime tea 😉😆😂
@wendydabee 15 күн бұрын
And I love that this is just the first of four criminal cases for this defendant. :D
@festerbestertester1284 15 күн бұрын
Melania to Barron: "Dad can't come to your graduation." Barron: "Thank God."
@marquesjohnson6359 16 күн бұрын
"A hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer" and " white power nap" LOL 😂😂
@BabaG-zn6cl 16 күн бұрын
Wow with the writers tonight! Excellent delivery, Stephen. Thanks for the best!
@scoobydoo3928 15 күн бұрын
The art department too, with their Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime Tea.
@adamschank7703 15 күн бұрын
If Trump's lawyer thinks he has thick skin, he obviously hasn't seen any of Trump's Twitter tantrums.
@HLBear 15 күн бұрын
There should be avatars for all the jurors. 😆❤️
@teamvlcn6820 16 күн бұрын
That Wi-Fi-less lake sounds like a paradise these days.
@demondogmom7221 15 күн бұрын
Going to a cabin in the mountains in September for vacation. No WiFi. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
@teamvlcn6820 14 күн бұрын
@@demondogmom7221Enjoy yourself. 😊
@1foxyone 16 күн бұрын
Trial of the conman in chief. May you be convicted and get a 4 yr sentence and locked up immediately
@lizardog 15 күн бұрын
Let's not forget that the Tr*mp is a convicted sex offender.
@lauraeden6224 15 күн бұрын
I love the energy of Colbert’s band🥳
@yogyrarenty65 15 күн бұрын
Excellent 😂😂😂 definitely a top 5 monologue of the years 😅😊
@markmh835 16 күн бұрын
Truly ....... truly ....... Colbert has the BEST writers in the business! 😊👍❤
@Slo-ryde 15 күн бұрын
The joke writing talent is number 1….. but the delivery by SC makes them that much better
@wendyjohnson3254 16 күн бұрын
Wow! 6 jurors already. That’s great!
@peacheswilliams4539 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, only took 4 years!😂
@QUICKBOOKS1 15 күн бұрын
@@peacheswilliams4539 Better late than never!
@tihSyMtaE 15 күн бұрын
Your monologues are always gold, but this one is platinum! Hilarious I fell in the floor 😂
@merrygangemi 15 күн бұрын
All around, Steven, one of your best monologues!
@aggressiveattitudeera887 16 күн бұрын
"He took a little white power nap." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@veecee9497 16 күн бұрын
You mean white powder.
@lizardog 15 күн бұрын
@@veecee9497 Nah, you don't nap after white powder. The joke was white "power" nap. It can be funny even though it's true.
@brinsky809 15 күн бұрын
Still one of my favorite moments from The Colbert Report was the Super PAC review when Suq Madiq donates and Colbert cracks up. It's still available on the web
@davidav8orpflanz561 15 күн бұрын
It might be awkward for Trump to show up at Baron's HIGH SCHOOL Graduation, if Baron's real father attends, and Melania's current lover is there too!😅
@dav0n 16 күн бұрын
Trump’s trials SHOULD BE TELEVISED‼️😡🤬
@nartouzumaki8232 16 күн бұрын
💯
@OriginalCreatorSama 16 күн бұрын
If they did that they'd have no chance of finding a new jury when trump inevitably tries to tamper with the one they're screening now.
@TurbidTG1 16 күн бұрын
GA will be.
@9753flyer 16 күн бұрын
All trials should be televised.. not by the media who will make a circus out of it (remember the OJ trial?), but by the court, CSPAN style
@gloomyblackfur399 16 күн бұрын
No. Absolutely not. It would put the jurors in extreme danger to broadcast their faces.
@Tadicuslegion78 16 күн бұрын
New York better go send out 60k more summons for jury duty just to be safe
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
I can see you're not a possible candidate. This is something only someone would say who isn't in jeopardy of being picked
@d.f.9064 15 күн бұрын
Agreed. If they actually looked for an impartial jury, ... they would have to give up. People in EUROPE aren't impartial at this point.
@meh8982 15 күн бұрын
@@d.f.9064 The point is whether they can find fair-minded people who are willing to rule on the evidence rather than any preconceptions they may have. There are some people like that.
@zaroffhound 15 күн бұрын
SEE! The greatest cinematic doublebill: 12 Macques, followed by 12 Angry Macques. Coming to a drive-in near you! Soon! See you next wednesday.
@vintagethings9187 15 күн бұрын
Stephen, I just had some bad news, but you made me laugh out loud, and I’m still smiling as I write. You bring us joy and hope. (I was waiting for the Don’t kiss Macaque, and your delivery did not disappoint!)😊
@RCTFORME 16 күн бұрын
Bruh Holy Sh*t the writers were really on point with this monologue xD so good!
@StudioLB 16 күн бұрын
Colbert is a legend
@robertslusser6753 15 күн бұрын
Steven Colbert "Makes America Grateful Again". We are grateful that he makes "life with Trump" a thing to be laughed at, not a thing to lose sleep over.
@alexandralibin5131 15 күн бұрын
"The Mushroom Dome",...What a great way to describe Trump.
@Chunkboi 15 күн бұрын
He described Trump’s genital wart as a dome?
@2hard2knock 16 күн бұрын
Trump getting spanked with a Forbes magazine bearing his picture has to be the ultimate display of narcissistic behavior. Thank you for your courage, Stormy.
@tomcostello8220 16 күн бұрын
You can't judge a book by its cover - but you can spank a golfing grifter with a magazine. Film at eleven.
@Third_eyee 16 күн бұрын
yeah super courageous, do you feel the same about tara reade who had actual solid evidence of biden raping her or are you just interested in a dude paying a pornstar hush money?
@lilsmart805 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂@@tomcostello8220
@ricksimon9867 16 күн бұрын
meh If you had a magazine with our picture on the cover, wouldn't you bring it to impress the girl? And when the spanking started, she just grabbed the next best thing, which happened to be the magazine. He has a lot of mental issues, but this is quite harmless. It just seems gross because he looks so gross.
@dianne8936 15 күн бұрын
The very thought of trump naked....😬🤢🤢🤮🤮
@willcoder 16 күн бұрын
Let's all hope for a fair and free trial for Donald Trump, and if we're lucky, justice will also deliver a guilty verdict and a long prison sentence for Defendant Trump.
@-Big_Big 15 күн бұрын
nah. he is gonna blow through it like always. america is gonna disapoint yet again.
@justhearmeout3959 15 күн бұрын
I'm sure it won't be a long prison sentence. Money is still the ultimate get out of jail free card - even when the "money" is hypothetical 😂
@CourageKarnga 15 күн бұрын
Yes, I want no appearance of partiality. I want a fair trial and a righteous verdict.
@carlodave9 15 күн бұрын
Trump will be acquitted. His lawyers are curating the jury. If the prosecutor was in control, just about anyone would do. OJ all over again.
@snap-n-shoot 15 күн бұрын
The issue is that all 12 must find him guilty…will only require one trump Supporter to find him innocent to get him off..expect a lot of attempted manipulation of the jury…Trump will do anything and pay anything to get off
@carriegoebel7541 15 күн бұрын
Perhaps his lawyers are dosing him?? I would...
@barbaraolson6783 16 күн бұрын
Watching people cheering “four more years” to President Biden in Pennsylvania on my iPad this evening made me sees bright future for my grandchildren in The United States of America. Reading about how great America is now doing in The Financial Times brought a large smile to my face. A few years ago I lost my wealth and my home , thereby loosing what I hoped to leave my grandchildren and my hope in their future. I saw a bright American future in President Biden and his speech gosh and the chants made me feel he will be elected. !Thank you Stephen Colbert for giving me laughter through the pain. Barb in La Mesa, CA
@lenawagenfuehr53 16 күн бұрын
Joe won't live for another 4 years
@sharonharris9782 15 күн бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53he sure will. You must be thinking of your mango Mussolini 😂
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 16 күн бұрын
Donald J Slump get this man a My Pillow Stat
@Kitanaangel49 16 күн бұрын
The pillow guy seems just as guilty!
@mypillowguy445 16 күн бұрын
@@Kitanaangel49I'm not guilty, I'm QUILTY.
@wandajochandler5248 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@squeakco 16 күн бұрын
😂
@chrisrj9871 15 күн бұрын
I'm Ridin' with Biden. Don't Slump with trump. (made that up)
@davidgriego278 15 күн бұрын
Stehen Colbert is an inspiriation, to those of us who Love our Country! Plus We get so many Laughs! Now that is America!
@keithgriffiths9864 15 күн бұрын
This episode was particularly funny 😂
@KB_-_ 16 күн бұрын
Shitler could never make it through a full work week. But now needs Wednesdays for naps… not just crimes to amass power.
@L_M_V 15 күн бұрын
Shitler for president
@lizardog 15 күн бұрын
@@L_M_V You know your comments are forever, right? Keep apologizing for a grifting, sex offending insurrectionist.
@erichiguera 15 күн бұрын
Shitler best name. I'm using this now. Name of the year all years
@Steven-pu8ws 15 күн бұрын
For god sake it’s been two days. They are taking Fridays off. Now he wants Wednesdays? And a day for grad and a day to attend another Court hearing where he is irrelevant. This guy just doesn’t get that he is a criminal defendant. The sense of entitlement is astounding, but not surprising.
@user-ez2ci3wq7p 15 күн бұрын
All six more qualified to be president than the criminal defendant.
@kewakl8891 15 күн бұрын
George Santos could ACT like a fair and impartial juror!
@randyastle3301 16 күн бұрын
I haven’t checked my mail for a couple days, so I’m heading to the lobby and hoping for a jury summons. This would be so fun!
@Mdeaccosta 15 күн бұрын
I wonder how many sick burns you might get in: "I remember the tiny hands thing in the 90s, but I can be impartial." 😊 ( the whole courtroom looks)
@calinasagilitypartner4444 15 күн бұрын
The lawyers check your socials though.
@Patrick-ip4qi 11 күн бұрын
Get some catholic nuns
@douglasropp1479 16 күн бұрын
THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, STEPHEN, FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE CLARITY ! (I know, all caps. Appropriate.)😊
@user-cq5ff3zd2l 15 күн бұрын
Thank you Stormy!!! Tell the truth
@pandora8610 15 күн бұрын
The MyPillow guy has done so much for him, and he doesn't even have the decency to do a little product placement in return.
@Zastrutzki 16 күн бұрын
That foreperson has an uphill battle to look forward to, meboys!
@davidlundquist1979 15 күн бұрын
Jury duty, wow.
@Wursthanu 15 күн бұрын
Jury duty when the defendant is basically a mobster. Expect death threats, intimidation and probably a bribe attempt.
@joanfrellburg4901 16 күн бұрын
Mushroom man He does what he can He even falls asleep In front of Judge Merchan
@DoctorJoanieTool 15 күн бұрын
Nobody much better than Stephen Colbert. Wow. Every night he just gets better and better.
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