Funniest Sleep Stand Up Comedy Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
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3 жыл бұрынOh man, I love sleep. I'm actually writing this from bed! So while here in bed, I collected my favorite sleep jokes into this video! Sweet dreams!
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:00 - Sleep through your Murder
:34 - Sleep Vs. Principles
1:01 - Hammock
1:44 - Sad In The Morning
1:57 - The Snooze Bar
2:38 - Still Time To Sleep
2:51 - Futon & Bean Bag Chair
4:08 - Making the Bed
5:16 - A Bed Life
6:12 - The Air Bed
6:31 - Bedtime
8:30 - Hotels
8:54 - Babies
9:50 - A Reason To Get Up
10:16 - Role Models
11:39 - Children
11:55 - Tired Life
13:11 - Siesta
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMapair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
I am on a marathon of Jim Gaffigan. I suffer from depression and anxiety but watching him always helps me. Thanks Jim
@lots3799 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm taking Sertraline. His humor helps.When my wife was alive, we would watch dvds of him over and over.
@mrtdiver 2 жыл бұрын
@@lots3799 - you might try James Gregory here on youtube. He's a southerner though.
@TheWriterNW 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
@hookboss3185 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy is a great way to fight against the forces of anxiety I use it frequently.
@cindylou.who.261 2 жыл бұрын
Edith same here!! Laughter relieves my anxiety.
@diegolopez3821 3 жыл бұрын
No obscenities, no racist jokes, no homophobic jokes, no political ideologies......... funny as hell.
@ideagirl Жыл бұрын
He's a comedic genius!
@cbebutuoy Жыл бұрын
How is hell funny? Is that a joke?
@danielmarone5757 Жыл бұрын
@@cbebutuoy They're saying funny as hell because hell doesn't exist.
@robertlangley258 Жыл бұрын
@@danielmarone5757 …….but, it will. Call on Jesus before something happens to you. God bless.
@christinatweet6580 Жыл бұрын
..."...as hell..." is an intensifier, like the F word. Has nothing to do with the supposed afterlife. Means really, really, really funny.
@christinecharles4586 2 жыл бұрын
The Folgers song always gets stuck in my head, but like this: "The best part of waking up, is going back to sleep" 🎵😴😴😴
@allmyedgesaresharp Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GrandMa-hm5mb 2 жыл бұрын
I remember waking up at 7 am for my wedding at 11 a.m. I lay in bad wishing I'd opted for a late afternoon wedding just so I could sleep longer.
@Metalheadmike1211 Жыл бұрын
This guy got me through a really tough time. Being lead on by someone then of course hurt by them. Jim’s humor kept me sane.
@stephatk39 10 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m going though now I’m glad your feeling better 😊
@annabelles1622 2 күн бұрын
I’m doing the same. 😢
@cfpl2375 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for snapping me out of a self- pity funk with your witty sarcasm. You are without a doubt a cure for the 2020-2021-2022…. Blues.💙
@cadebritt8001 Жыл бұрын
That's all ? I'd say you've done well.
@aldunlop4622 6 ай бұрын
Yeah self pity’s a bitch man, easy trap to get into. Slap yourself in the face and go do something positive.
@amywood124 2 жыл бұрын
Jim is by far my favorite comedian. I always feel better after listening to him and belly laughing!
@adriantrejos7533 Жыл бұрын
Ochoa fun climb0 lol😮o plp😮o Milo o p ok op😮p😮p😅😮😮😮
@marypegahi9679 Жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@chrisscrumpet Жыл бұрын
Hes mine too 😁😁♥️♥️
@jameslogozar7445 9 ай бұрын
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@jameslogozar7445 9 ай бұрын
@@adriantrejos7533hyy😢 by the way j the th6g 😢j😢 that guy t
@loganvance1762 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is the king of family friendly comedy. It’s refreshing.
@mattjamison484 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all you have to do is not say the F-Word and avoid sexual subjects and you are considered a clean, family friendly comedian. He curses and talks about non family friendly topics. He is just a comedian but happens to have a fairly clean vocabulary. That said Jim Gaffigan is one of my top 5 favorite comedians, along side Pryor, Chappelle, Foxworthy, and C.K.. He has brilliant insight and great delivery. One of the greats.
@cherriaydelotte8327 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it is refreshing!!!! I just love his comedy 😁
@kellietaylor9913 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattjamison484 what about George Carlin. ms.pat. Wanda Sykes I love them and the ones u mentioned
@Samarchy 2 жыл бұрын
Gross....sure.. but 🤢
@CashewBestofNuts 2 жыл бұрын
My 4 and 5 yeast old both interrupted one of these compilations thr other day to say it wasn't funny. Give em 3 years.
@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
The ONLY comedian who's shows I can watch again immediately after watching them.
@vjohnson6464 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@cherriaydelotte8327 3 жыл бұрын
@Adam Lacy Same here!!! I always hear something new, that I missed the time before, because I was laughing so hard the first time🤣🤣🤣👍!!!!
@stephenryan1912 3 жыл бұрын
He's one of two for me. The other is Paul F. Tompkins.
@flasfynest855 2 жыл бұрын
I Just Said The Same Thing!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@redwingsfan3621 2 жыл бұрын
And Brian Regan for me.
@sonyafreeman2295 2 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious without profanity!!!👍
@vsusanAdmin 2 жыл бұрын
Snooze bar - I was rolling laughing!!!!!!! Thank you.
@ttopbugatti9430 3 жыл бұрын
I hope God is watching this guy.. he’s the funniest dude on this planet!!💕💕💕👑👑👑👑
@allmyedgesaresharp Ай бұрын
Oh believe He is ....he listens to every one and answers all prayers....it's just that sometimes the answer is no
@donnacotter323 3 жыл бұрын
He comforts me during this crazy time. Laughter is such good medicine. "Never enough fu in the ton..."
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
Hey morning Donna 🌻
@beegee2718 2 жыл бұрын
Omg,Jim you make me laugh so hard that tears my eyes.you are one in a billion.
@paulet990 2 жыл бұрын
How do you find jokes in EVERYTHING. Just hilarious!
@leslie4351 10 ай бұрын
I love this man with all of my heart! Thx for cheering me and helping me to find humor in every situation, Jim! I'm starting to think just like you & that's a good thing!! 😂❤
@billharmon2155 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians since George Carlin... 🤗😊😀 Hilarious.... continually laughed which makes me a fan....Denise Harmon
@ComeWhatMay24 3 жыл бұрын
Jim can literally make anything hilarious!!
@shirleyclemmer3299 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious with ‘edgy pillow jokes!’😂
@meyakabrown795 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you soo much for releasing this for free Jim. You are the best. 😊💗
@tuesdaywithjisoo8395 2 жыл бұрын
Jim is just so relatable and funny. Love him so much.
@mrs.o-hairofthetigerbeauty2178 3 жыл бұрын
I love napping. Siesta is the best!
@Cookie-kk9dc 2 жыл бұрын
Having a bad day go to KZfaq listen to a show from Jim instant laughing feelin better! Sarcasm & wit the best! 🤣
@kaydublin5164 2 жыл бұрын
Jim you always crack me up.😂
@claredodd1258 3 жыл бұрын
"Can we go outside?" "Its closed" 😮😅😅😅 Who'd a thought this would happen?! 😮
@brendawilliamson6480 2 жыл бұрын
His set on the hammock nearly made me blow tea out of my nose!! BRILLIANT insight, as always!
@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
If laughter is therapy, Jim is a psychologist.
@donaldsanders4728 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen all of Jim’s shows, many times over and still busts my guts.He’s the best!
@donnacotter323 3 жыл бұрын
Right?! I could put his stuff on a loop and just keep running it over and over. A little sad??
@denisemarie7991 3 жыл бұрын
Busts my guts... haha, now thats funny... ! 😊
@denisemarie7991 3 жыл бұрын
@@donnacotter323 ok donna, confession, i actually do that! well sort of. I put my earbuds in and i look up his comedy shows here on youtube and click autoplay and drift off to sleep. I never get tired of listening to him.
@liampatrick7701 3 жыл бұрын
Jim you're awesome! My grandmother and I would watch your stand up when I was a kid. She passed away 3 years ago, and watching your standup gives me fond memories of when she was still around. Keep doing what you're doing. With love, Liam.
@nailahasabi8716 3 жыл бұрын
That's sooo sweet! ☺💜
@digbycrankshaft7572 3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely memories of grandma watching Jim Gaffigan !! 🥰 🤗
@factsoverfiction7826 3 жыл бұрын
💚💔💚
@coffee1207 3 жыл бұрын
Just adore Jim Gaffigan!! He always makes me laugh after working all day with IDIOTS!
@coptotermes 4 ай бұрын
Rough quote, “When I travel without my children, in between moments of guilt, they are just hours of happiness”, LOL So, so true!
@Mollya151 Жыл бұрын
Jim is the best at clean stand up comedy 😅 no need to pre-watch him before I play it out loud infront of my parents and grandparents who don’t allow swearing😁
@deusfilius7 2 жыл бұрын
Jim is Awesome. I could hear him all day.
@vjohnson6464 3 жыл бұрын
How is it possible to be so funny? Thank goodness I discovered this awesome person at this time. Thanks Jim!!
@ANTICHRISTian736 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is the only person I have seen who gets younger with age. Young Jim, glasses and bald Old Jim, no glasses and head of hair.
@MrPAULONEAL 2 жыл бұрын
James Button
@tacticalmattfoley 2 жыл бұрын
The cure for all those ailments: money.
@justinberber9848 2 жыл бұрын
hair transplant plus laser eye surgery
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын
Apparently you've never seen any other celebrity...
@britdude74 3 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely obsessed with your comedy. Thank you so much for the best laughs and for speaking all of our minds. My absolute favorite is the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bit... way too funny!
@britdude74 2 жыл бұрын
Jim, it made my day that you loved this. Love you and hope you and the fam are well!
@marlonescoto7018 2 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@aldunlop4622 6 ай бұрын
Yeah he’s like a modern day Seinfeld.
@d.johnson9957 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Gaffigan family for keeping what little sanity I have left intact and for making sure I laugh every day. You know what they say, laughing once a day keeps the insanity away. ❤😂😊😍🥰
@wendymarie5058 3 жыл бұрын
Jim, I think you should be the voice on the GPS. You are truly hilarious!! I love your third person voices!! You always make me LAFFIGAN!!!
@carolemascarini2036 Жыл бұрын
Great idea to have his voice on GPS! Then I'd pay mor attention!!!
@drjanines3301 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tomagig2568 Жыл бұрын
As I'm trying to sleep I listen to sweet Jim talk about sleep. Thank you.
@nancybrown8338 3 жыл бұрын
I love these jokes. Always good for a laugh. Thanks Mr. Gaffigan for not disappointing.
@billrobbins5874 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell the comedians, who really have kids. Can't make that stuff up! Thanks!
@JillontheLake 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for continuing to make us laugh, with your daily uploads, during this pandemic, Jim! You're tops!
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
Hey morning
@tcaves3053 3 жыл бұрын
Funny my wife is the same with pillows. And once she brought satin pillows and sheets I jumped in bed and slid into the wall.
@d.johnson9957 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@debz6110 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
I bought silk sheets before, will never do that again. It was so slippery.
@mrsmacca126 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@crumpingtons 2 жыл бұрын
LOL😂
@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын
Jim, you’d love our neighbor, who for some bizarre reason, does his yard at I kid you not, 7:30 AM, on Saturday morning. Every Saturday morning. 7:30 am. Well, I guess it’s not just Jim who would love that. We certainly do.
@carlthomas5307 3 жыл бұрын
Keep’er coming Jim, these compilations are a hilarious blessing 🤣❤️
@jbyepitsme4330 3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂 love his comedy hope one day to see his stand up in person💓
@leonascherer1617 Жыл бұрын
Jim, you are the funniest person I have ever known, my sense of humor matches up perfectly with yours. I laugh non stop the whole time I watch you. I'm not gay but I love the way you make me happy. Sorry you built so many children.
@almaalma3871 3 жыл бұрын
I adore Jim Gaffigan’s ❤️😂😂😂 Always made me laugh 😂
@user-jj2kn1du1m Ай бұрын
I have always Loved comedy, but Jim makes my stomach hurt so badly from laughing that I actually have to pause him ... like right now!!!!!! thank you Jim Gaffigan ❤
@kimberlyprien5482 3 жыл бұрын
Most hilarious man ever!! We are months into this pandemic and Jim hasn't let us down!!!
@dverygrateful1 3 жыл бұрын
Ever? Pretty big claim I could name 20 just as funny. As kids to be born will have all kinds of material for generations theirs plenty of trumps.
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
Though these are old jokes they're still funny to hear again ! Sleep jokes, hotel jokes, baby jokes, etcetera. Jim is a decent guy who I never get tired of hearing. 😊
@digbycrankshaft7572 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is the greatest in my opinion.
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
@@dverygrateful1 Can you explain your comment, "plenty of trumps?" 🤪 Jim Gaffigan is a clean, family man. 🥳 An observational master !!
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
@@digbycrankshaft7572 Indeed !! Jim is one of the best ! George Carlin is the other observational master !! 😄
@RedRocksKi 3 жыл бұрын
Jim thank you for sharing your love for laughing. My daily exercise consists of several good belly laughs!!!
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even stop laughing 🤣.... morning
@reneemartinez3989 Жыл бұрын
Not many comedians can do comedy without using curse words but ,,, Jim is the best comedian for clean comedy 😅
@jassminsweet8846 5 ай бұрын
I watched this while still laying in bed after 1 pm! 🤣
@AshleySullivan-ws1xj 6 ай бұрын
JIM, you're AWSOME and Original!!! Don't Stop!!! Be Yourself Always!!!
@jessecrouse4616 2 жыл бұрын
I love all your videos. They are absolutely hilarious😂
@2TMarie 3 жыл бұрын
Love his material! 😂
@kekort2 3 жыл бұрын
It always seems like young Jim and current Jim are 2 different people.
@Ambrosia__ 3 жыл бұрын
Young Jim seems older than current Jim.
@spencerbeales8965 3 жыл бұрын
Hair transplant
@sheisapearla 3 жыл бұрын
Before kids/after kids?!
@ishadyishady6883 3 жыл бұрын
He have more hair now....
@cookiecutter344 3 жыл бұрын
Both Jim's are hilarious.
@carolalexander1429 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re all well. Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans!
@dainasworldnumbers88 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I needed this tonight!
@julesg.3562 3 жыл бұрын
King of clean comedy 🤴🏼❤️
@dreamyjeannie3385 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy G. Smile on my face for Saturday!
@Calbertone 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting ! You are cheering up the world!!
@MITOMANOx 3 жыл бұрын
Woke up sad. Came here. Not sad anymore.
@darkwolf1328 3 жыл бұрын
He would've just gone back to sleep
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf1328 True ! Sadness and depression will wet you to sleep, but great comedy will keep you up & going !! 😊🤗
@randomergy683 Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize these were on KZfaq. I've been listening to them at work and they help the time go by so much faster. And I only cry half as much from being depressed (:
@paleamigo8575 3 жыл бұрын
There's no shame in napping and the best part of school is when it's over.👌
@caroleneuok5890 9 ай бұрын
Love this guy. He makes me smile
@hilaryjohnson8594 3 жыл бұрын
What with all the craziness going on these days, I almost forgot how very funny you are! Thanks for posting these clips! You are the greatest!
@caythiesing2957 Жыл бұрын
He is my favorite, so funny.
@JANAE-fi1ju 7 ай бұрын
Been sick, he sure helped me through.
@Dani-ICU-RN 23 күн бұрын
Omg.. Id be ur nanny in a heartbeat 😂😂the laughs, ur patient wife ...omg😊
@Giant_Little_World 3 жыл бұрын
I listen to ur jokes every morning when driving to work, wakes me up better than coffee, txx for being sooo great Gaffigan 🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗
@cindearbuckle6074 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t stop watching ….. so funny !
@ericvandevender8363 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for you and your family entertaining us. We are very grateful.
@joshuaduitsman9553 5 ай бұрын
Thank you Jim for making me Laffigan! As if no ones ever said that, but you're the funniest guy that America can bring home to mom and then some.
@seansvid 3 жыл бұрын
The whole family was rolling in laughter!
@ellonysman Жыл бұрын
John and Yoko had bed days❤
@sheilalopez3983 3 ай бұрын
Being a strong person is when you're not a morning person and you get up at six every morning to go to work. Now that is strength of will. .
@leahtreck1083 Жыл бұрын
Aloha, I so enjoy Jim Gaffigan, this routine had me laughing out loud- alone- at night- while I’m soaking my feet in a pale of warm water, prepping to trim my toe nails🤣. Jim can make any difficult chore enjoyable😂🙃👏🏼👍👍👍👍👍🏆.
@ttopbugatti9430 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the genius or is it this guy.. I get all his damn jokes!! Love you Mister, dude that’s funny asf!!💕💕💕💕👑👑👑
@monicshastings8945 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Only problem was I was trying to fall asleep. And just as I was about to knock off several times I started laughing out loud at something he said, and I was awake all over again
@mstina7346 2 жыл бұрын
Gafifgan, you’re a blessing.
@MrGomjabber 3 жыл бұрын
He makes some good points. If you have been in the military you know what happens if you sleep when you shouldn't..
@theboxofdogs 3 жыл бұрын
The snooze bar sounds like a great place
@lisakirsoff3469 6 ай бұрын
Jims harmless comedy is the rx for positive mental health. Its contagious. I stsy up beat and get good sleep after listening to his comedy...then i can wake up in a great mood and be postive helping others. Your comedy is the vaccine for mental health.
@dizzolve Жыл бұрын
Gaffigan ~the natural. So good
@Custerd1 3 жыл бұрын
You, sir, have a gift.
@sharongibbs4480 2 жыл бұрын
I remember my girlfriend from Nursing School. She used to sing a song that said,Oh my bed, I am so happy when I'm in you !
@truesouthdesigns4304 Ай бұрын
OMG, that's precisely what happened to me last night. It sounded like someone was walking around. Thanks for the laugh
@moongeon1150 3 жыл бұрын
My mood is finally better coming here at the end of the day. Thank you. Jim!
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
Hey moon! what a nice name you have
@moongeon1150 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnMFinan Thank you :)
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
@@moongeon1150 how is your day going?
@moongeon1150 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnMFinan it’s going well. Thanks
@JohnMFinan 3 жыл бұрын
@@moongeon1150 so far so good,where are you from?
@lm3253 Жыл бұрын
Hysterical. Helps to laugh each day!
@clivewells7090 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Jim, I'm being cheeky but there is a lady in the comments below who says she wasn't allowed to see u as she just had a cancer op! 'savage panda' is her handle so if u would like to make somebody V.happy ... I mean somebody more V.happy - you make us all very happy every time we see you buddy! Thank you, X
@zippySquirrelface 3 жыл бұрын
I got a futon in highschool cause I thought it was the coolest concept I had ever seen, a couch in my room!?? Sign me up! Turns out they are made of rocks and steel, worst sleeps ever. That thing was so horrible, I tossed it within 1.5 years when I moved out at 18.
@barbaraking8805 Жыл бұрын
Love Jim
@cadebritt8001 Жыл бұрын
I keep watching and watching pretending it's the first time. The finest comedian ever.
@mimim7026 Жыл бұрын
I am 100% AGAINST BED-MAKING. There is ZERO reason to spend even ONE SECOND of your mortal life on this task! If you live through the day, you will almost certainly sleep in your bed again. I have written at length about my deep-seated opposition to this elsewhere on this platform. (You are excused for not being familiar with my Previous Works.) But Jim puts it SO succinctly. "For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take 'em off." YES. THIS. EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
@jillkjv3816 Жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this in my bed. 😁
@Anne-yi5sb 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sir Jim Gaffigan!
@Milesco Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is all about sleep and food. My kinda guy. 👍😁
@jenniferlassiter1494 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this video. Skipped the news this morning for a great laugh, it was a perfect way to start my day.
@miketorguson Жыл бұрын
Love you Jim!!
@Rockgod627 Жыл бұрын
Jim makes my world whole!
@q7wasp7 2 жыл бұрын
10-30-2021 - - - - I fell asleep listening to this and had to start over several times.
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