Theres a similar issue with big brands mystery boxes. Its 99% old, expired and unpopular products that they need to get rid of. Huge bloody con!

If it didn't start that way, it definitely ended that way.

No it was

This isn't anything to do with Luke crate though

@@samholdsworth420 mainly cause Luke Crate isnt a thing

ACCURATE!

They also gave it a camels toe

What it looks like to me is that someone was given JUST the model's texture mesh (without the actual model) and told to make it into a stuffed creature. Except that I think Abe's Odysee used prerendered 2D sprites, which actually makes a lot of sense if THAT's all they were given.

I think you're dead on with that.

and blind....

THANK U FOR CALLING IT A VULVA. ILU.

Lol, so uncomfortable. As a kid I would probably be like, "finally, a doll with an actual sex!" (I was a very weird child.)

Isn't that the name of Courtney Love's current band?

Well, we know the alien isn't male.

I noticed immediately too

I never thought they were worth the money but now I'm wondering what gullible people actually buy it.

@@cmdfarsight I mean, it's only 30 dollars. A printed t-shirt alone easily goes for 50-60 dollars (at least around here), and you get some vaguely interesting tat you might enjoy.

@@leetri where the fuck are you seeing shirts that expensive?

@@professormemebrain1352 for real?

i swear it used to be better than that at one point? i never bought it myself but i always thought it gave much better stuff than that, i was damn confused lmao

"ooo pretty shiny" - some de beers salesman

Maybe they have genders in there species

Where did you think baby aliens came from?

yeah that was the first thing I noticed. Wonder why Ashens didn's ee it. Maybe he was too shy ;D

In his Johnson

@@FlightmikeVideos I think he did, I think that's why he kept referring to it as "He" while making sure the crotch was in shot.

That is what aliens would probably actually look like. (To the disappointment of star wars and mass effect fans)

​@Sgt-Wolf still holding out for garrus vakarian

I’m trying to remember the first time it appeared. Reminds me of when he had intermissions when some tat was frustrating him called a “soothing puppy break” or something. this was the early ashens years, 2009 or so?

@@ThePootisPower24 yeah, i remember those too! those would be a clip of his dog, adorable

Dean C most people would.

That movie was so far up its own ass.

Ashens was in Paul? That’s actually interesting I remember that movie being kinda popular in its own way.

@@auralunaprettycure he wasn't, it's a joke that he looks like the writer

@@captainzigzag3616 What do you mean? That's totally Ashens.

I've got a guess at what it is, and it's just one letter off from "heath."

I'm still haunted by the Aunt May action figure. The alien just looks like they used a monkey sewing pattern and a horrifying fabric choice.

Wahl Flower Eh, I’d say it’s a personal thing for me. Something about the eyes gets to me, more so than even those old dolls he reviewed ages ago. (If you haven’t seen them, seek that video out, they beat Aunt May by a mile).

some serious frontbutt going on for sure

Beat me to it.

I’m surprised he didn’t mention her minge

@jason9022 Let the right one in springs to mind (the original that is)

STOP IT IM GONNA COOM

"no resale value" You have never had contact with a woman.

Opals are much nicer

@@manoman0 When did women have resale value ?

@@SvengelskaBlondie LOL. It's just quite a hard way to put it and they do offer some value. No need to purchase them second hand.

The reason why there's "no resale value" is because they aren't exactly rare and the only reason they're used and wanted so much in wedding bands is cause of a certain company pushing them hard. That's the only reason they're so expensive with no resale value.

THAT'S VALUE. THAT'S A QUALITY ITEM, THAT IS

CRABSTYX I've legitimately spent the last forty minutes quietly chuckling at this story. The mental image is hysterical. So thank you.

@@sharona1981 haha thank you, I'm glad you're getting enjoyment from it. I giggle everytime I think of it too, it's just so bizarre x

Cobra Commander's weird aussie cousin XD.

based

Judging by the contents, it did.

Right? However I do like the quote "lets get the old pen knife out and do a bit of a slashing". I feel this is something jack the ripper would have said on an off day.

A bit redundant isn't it? Children, by definition, are made of small parts.

@@MoultrieGeek who knows, maybe the child is packing

I want the kids back Karen This is why Karen doesn’t trust you with the kids..

@@sickboyk3088 I don't know.

In an existing hole?

It's a whole rabbit hole of companies deliberately making products based of existing Transformers characters for various reasons, and the companies making knockoffs of those toys just adds another layer

@@conemannpersonal Hasbro deserves the Karma. They ripped the idea for Beast Wars off of me. Believe it or not. In my (not really) defense- I was a teen at the time, and sent them an envelope packed with ideas.. Yeah. I was an idiot.

@@brianm6337 if only you had/kept a copy of ot for proof, damn shame rlly, i love those funky cgi mother fuckers unlimited

Ashen's Internal Monologue: "Don't mention the vagina... Don't mention the vagina... Don't mention the vagina..."

CAMELTOE

@@Nightenstaff "Don't mention the vagania... Don't mention the vagania... Don't mention the vagania..." The what?

First thing I thought lol, thats a vagina!

@@Okurka. I would say "Google it" but you might be s little young if you don't all ready know. ;)

[WOKE TWITTER WANTS TO: KNOW YOUR LOCATION]

Not necessarily, it's hypothetically possible that the large gamete producing sex has an "extractor" for the small gametes. You don't know how alien reproduction works! (plus the whole "mapping of genitalia to pronouns is fraught enough with humans" thing yeah)

@@keiyakins hyena-style.

Keiya I love this comment

@@dudechillin8051 LMAO

He's says the h in hell.

are THEY still doing these more accurately 🤔

You notice a pattern with that?

T3 old skool gamer looks like it got an incision in it’s crotch

She comes from a long line of Fannies.

It's a male alien who had an unfortunate accident.

wonder how it is

Minge the merciless.

You've never seen a minge if you think that those are flaps.

@@Okurka. Or he's seen very specific flaps.

@@OdaSwifteye You've never seen a minge if you think that those are flaps.

@@Okurka. you must be a minge god.

Yeah, he definitely had that vibe of "oh god I just noticed but I'm not gonna call attention to it."

I re edited my comment, Batmanuel is the person who mention the alien is from Galaxy Quest, good movie in a bad way x3 hehe

Believe it not, the small aliens in the movie called "Galaxy Quest " are called "Blue demons"........ooookkkkaaaayyy?....

Fun* fact: Peter Auty sang it, but he mistakenly wasn't listed in the original film credits due to the rush to finish it. Three years later in '85, Aled Jones re-recorded it for a Toys R Us advert and it became a hit single, hence why he's oft miscredited with the film's version. (They asked Auty to do the advert version, but his voice had broken by then.) *Probably not fun and actually just pedantry, oops.

@@keyholes I heard it was because he didn't have an agent and Jones did.

​@@keyholes Certainly not pedantry - Peter Auty has undeservedly faded into obscurity... it seems a shame most people don't know about him at all and credit Aled Jones for the Snowman

Well, at least it's not ALEX Jones singing, imagine what that would be like. And now I've ruined your day, you're welcome. I'll see myself out now. 😛 (PS! You gotta read this in Ashens' voice in your head, for full effect.)

That would have been a lot more entertaining.

Uh oh 😳

_.😳 👉👈

It appears to have a girl part.

Look at that camel toe!

Long eyelashes

Those things are fucked... and not in the fun, MK, Tarantino, Godzilla, monster movie, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, slasher movie way. In the "I feel genuinely uncomfortable looking at some of these, and am concerned about the kind of people that like this" kind of way...

Tbh, if your kid wants those, get them in with a counselor pronto!

Secrets From the Underground?

I genuinely thought it might be a young Sturgeon

@@jaimemurphy2208 I second that, also wondered what prepubescent Nicola Sturgeon was doing on an album cover.

BlueChameleon01 - 70’s And 80’s for me please.

How in the fuck did those get made and approved?! Who are they even made for?! First of all, it basically has nothing to do with dinosaurs outside of vaguely resembling them, and second they seem to have been made by a sadist. Why was nobody talking about that shit instead of D&D and Rock/Metal music during the satanic panic?! As a kid those would have freaked me the fuck out even as a fan of Godzilla and monsters.

@@warbossgegguz679 Mars Attacks was absolutely a big issue during the Satanic Panic, which is why Topps made a follow-up series. They sold like hotcakes.

@@TheRealColBosch never heard mention of these before tbh. My primary understanding of the whole satanic panic relates primarily to music, film, and comic censorship, which are obviously going to overshadow something like trading cards. I'm sure they sold well on controversy alone, but idk. Maybe it's because I didn't have helicopter parents (MK2 was the 2nd video game I ever played, saw army of darkness at 4, pulp fiction at 8, saw ac/dc at 10, six feet under at 13... I could go on and on) so to me that sort of stuff isn't new and exciting, just kind of disturbing. It doesn't quite cross the line into being comically gory in most of them, and almost seems kind of sadistic tbh. Like, as much as I like over the top violence, innocent people being slaughtered by fictitious "dinosaur" chimeras isn't really something I would have found amusing regardless of my age unless it was presented in a way more black humor, tongue in cheek manner (Mars Attacks the Movie, Destroy All Humans, Return of the Living Dead, the Evil Dead series, Friday the 13th 6, etc.). This is just kind of dark and nothing else, with a few "ironic" deaths here and there to make it seem like an attempt at humor. More exploitative than fun I guess is what I mean.

No one expects dinosaurs attack

Those are mildly amusing, especially the vegetarian dinosaur turned into a killing machine. Some depictions are just over the top, I wonder what went through the artists' heads. The scientist being felt up by a humanoid dinosaur with an "oddly comforting voice" is not helping either.

Yep talk about beer mat quality.

Ken Mabie do their eyes do that when it’s that time of the month?

Maybe it identifies as a male?

@@peterjf7723 that's unfortunate

@@peterjf7723 maybe I identify as an attack helicopter... But that don't change reality

@@KenMabie I identify as you mom, know go back to sleep or no minecraft.

It's a waste of money to spend thousands on a shiny rock anyway

Shut up losers

Aren't artificial diamonds made of the same ingredients as diamonds?

@@hikaru9624 nope, theyre made of glass and theyre ultra reflective like how normal people think diamonds look anyway

Tired - a diamond ring/necklace Wired - Beryl Aquamarine

Yeah. Peter Auty. The film makers did a Dave Prowse on him and omitted him from the credits until the DVD remaster. :/

@@peterobinson3678 I thought that was the case when watching and to you good sir, thanks for Googleing so I don't have to

It's actually a knock off OF one of those. KKB's Optimus alike if I'm thinking right

Lanthus Vernalis a knockoff of a knockoff... brilliant

@@TheMonstermandude it's becoming increasingly common, as these companies (us fans call them 3rd party) have to rent the factory space (they don't have the money for their own obviously) and then those molds get left or *ahem* lifted.

@@TheMonstermandude I wouldn't call it a knockoff if it's a completely original mould. Knockoff implies it's a copy of an existing product. It's a knockoff of an unlicensed 3rd party figure.

Glad I'm not the only one!

Lol me too

Yup. Another one here.

Thought the same thing!

Skrim did he do the Irn-Bru ad?

Buc Whovian Doubtful, his voice had broken years before it.

I remember Spencer Gifts (novelty merchandise store in the U.S.) selling a poster of that.

89

Well he doesn't sit on it anymore

Edgar Addams - That was seriously twisted!

David Lynch is an artist

Had a quick Google, seems it's currently available from a seller on eBay for £14. I won't link the eBay URL here, but just type "richard madeley phone t shirt" into Google and it will be one of the top searches

@@masdawg Thank you good sir