The ROBOGOAT deserves a spot on the "Shelf Of Interesting Things".

Doctor Who sounds absolutely insane without context, honestly

the goat running across the floor is pure horror

"Clickety Clack, Clickety Clack, the GOAT is on attack" Terrifying.

'Jimmy' is a Japanese 'Pose Skeleton' figure. Ridiculous levels of articulation - it's little jaw moves, even. There's a whole family, too, and skeleton dog and cat to go with them. Barking mad, but brilliant with it. What else would you expect from a toy from Japan? I love 'em. How the hell did Psylocke's costume stay anywhere near decent? Any violent moves on her part, and an undisguisable case of 'Hungry Arse' would occur.

I'm glad he showed all of the Mars Attacks cards, I loved seeing all the different art styles.

28:55 Yep, that's from 'Gridlocked'. They must have been really been hurting for things to print on those cards if they took an unnamed person with barely 10 seconds of screen time.

I love the old Mr. T cartoon. "Go to drugs, don't do milk, and drink your school."

The most interesting Item ever from a Mystery Box is still the Inflatable Fucking Crown.

I think Weird Figurine Psylocke and her goat steed would make a pretty good He-Man villain herself XD

He-Man's face, when he's running away from Mer-Man's body, looks terrifyingly like Boris Johnson's...

Those Doctor Who Battles in Time cards are really old. Surprised they still had stock to shift. I collected loads as a kid. I especially liked the monsters set as it had the classic episodes monsters in.

1:39 That is a ReMent Pose Skeleton 01. They come from Japan and have entire diorama sets for them. Office, rock star, dining room, bathroom, etc. ReMent has four types. Male (which you have), female (pink with a bow), child (small with less articulation) and monster (tall and has multiple colors and forms) There's entire communities dedicated to potographing these little guys in mundane situations. Odd, but strangely fascinating pics. I just like the skeletons, lmao.

I dunno why, but He-Man saying "Git awff me land!" made me bust out laughing.

The goat could be a horror movie villain. Imagine if that, The Goose, and the weird Winnie-the-Pooh bootleg thing that Stuart reviewed teamed up to terrorise someone just trying to live their life. It’d be like a bizarro version of Toy Story.

28:35 I haven't heard ashens laugh this hard since the toy violin

So you're going to make a Psylocke figure. Making fabric clothes is part of your whole line, but you have INEXPLICABLY decided to pick someone who wears infamously little. How do you do it? Here are your options: A - Just mold it onto her anyway, let's face it, it makes sense. None of it would look good as fabric anyway. Just make it look extra good. B - Paint on/mold the stuff you can't really do well with fabric. Like all the weird little straps, they're skintight anyway, you can put that on her skin. Just make what you can be clothing. C - Make her a weird full body suit that does look like the costume but fills in the gaps with a flesh tone lighter than her skin. Who the HELL PICKED C???

skeleton toy is from a Japanese toy line called "Pose Skeleton", the are highly pose-able figures that comes with tons of accessories sold separately such as furniture and even a house/room for them to live in.

I have rewound and re-watched that bit of the Satan goat going across the floor about a hundred times and it's just as funny every time 🤣🤣 It's the sound of the feet that gets me for some reason 😂

I’m ashamed with how many times I watched the goat going across the floor and laughed everytime.

Demonic Goat is the best thing I’ve encountered since The Goose

Robogoat is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I worship you Robogoat. Robogoat is my new life mission. Robogoat will tell us what to do.

Those Mars Attacks cards really had an 'Underground Comics' vibe to it.

holy shit i was just thinking that i needed more ashens mystery boxes in my life

14:17 He also had a cereal at the time, made famous in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. It basically tasted like Captain Crunch, just in "T" form. "I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!"

I want the sweatshirt of Van Damme embarrassing himself trying to dance. And there is also a video game of Mars Attacks. It's actually pretty funny. And dude, I thought you had abandoned us...

The really cartoony Mars Attacks cards appear to have been illustrated by Keith Giffen, one of my favorite comic artists of the time. Mostly known for his work on Lobo and Trencher.

I lost it at the "angry farmer" bit! Literally just paused it and had a laugh.

I would pay actual money for a range of action figures based on the characters from 1970s and 80s public information films - The kid wearing an anorak as a cape in the 'danger, no swimming' ad. Or the terrifying Punch & Judy crocodile driving a small car, from one of the Don't Go With Strangers films. If there was a Marvel-style expanded universe featuring these characters, I would certainly watch all the films.

That Pale Woman card needs to be a T-shirt. I've never seen anything funnier, apart from maybe the goddamn violin box...

He-man looks like an angry Rod Hull, maybe Skeletor stole Emu..

Had Mars attacks on VHS, was 1 of my favorite movies back in the days

A chaos emerald with Jean Claude Van Damm carved into the sides…… And now I have homework

Psylocke comes with the bonus feature of shapeshifting into Robbie Rotten when viewed from the side.

"who remembers aunt may?" who the hell can forget that thing is still burned into the face of my sleep paralysis demon

That Doctor Who card is so out of context it's amazing.

Imagine getting up for a piss at 3am and that goat goes scuttling across the floor stuff of nightmares lmao

Betsy looks like she still her old British self trying to cosplay as Psylocke.

Are those Marvel figure heads removable without damaging them? I want to see Aunt May and Psylocke with heads switched around

He-man fights some gas? With that expression it's more like "He-Man rips a great big guff". Edit: That card of the Martian with his finger in the guy's eye looks like it was drawn by the the same artist that did the old 2000AD's "Slaine" comics.

I'm not even gonna lie, watching that goat go across the floor both made me die in hysterics, and terrify me greatly at the same time.

That goat is definitely related to THE GOOSE

Just when I needed you most. >>BAM

He-Man fighting gas is symbolism for combatting a bloated feeling.

3:58 no Cyblade was Top Cows version of Psylocke. They’re damn near the exact same character, Mark Silvestri didn’t use too much imagination when putting Cyberforce together 😂

Yess more ASHENS!! The one man who makes me laugh my ass off no matter how many times I watch a video🤣

Teela was the daughter of the Sorceress iirc. Also that cover looks like something you'd see on a tabletop game book.

Ok the J Michael Strazinsky gag earns this vid a thumbs up 😂👍

As a man of culture, you caught my attention with the phrase "HMV Mystery box". Alas, imagine my disappointment when I realized.

*"...and then there's some shenanigans..."* lmao

Honestly, I would actually like that Psylocke doll, but let me explain lol: I enjoy doll repainting as an art hobby. That doll seems to be nicely articulated and the purple hair is pretty and could be useful. Yes the face/head mold is a bit strange, but it does have a unique and expressive, well, expression lol (even if it's not necessarily the best) so I think taking off the factory paint, painting on a new better face, restyling/redoing the hair to hide the odd head shape, it could be a pretty cool doll for a repaint!

Van Damme's best dancing is his cameo in Breakin' (aka Breakdance).

The idea of that goat coming at you in a long dark hallway is terrifying

That X-Men figure face reminds me of that Strawberry Shortcake villain

They're still selling them too - nearly bought a 25 quid one yesterday out of morbid curiosity. Ended up settling for one of the newer £10 ones. Ended up with an Elton John mug, a frozen keyring and some 90's TMNT fridge magnets amongst some random poster tat.

Imagine Hurbleflurb McGinty showing up and trying to get 'his' book back.

Yes! Love it when I open KZfaq and see a new Ashens video!

I expected 'I Like It' by Solid Base to come out of that goat.

Having an awful day I needed this 💚

Stuart starts laughing less than a minute in, that’s how you know this is gonna be a good video

Gosh I love Doctor Who without context, that show is fucking amazing 😁😁😁

I had a copy of Caverns of Fear, it came with an audio tape. the tape was a thing of beauty.

2024 the rewatch of the best channel on youtube, Dr Ashens

I don't know why, bu I was hoping for a jump cut of Ashens grumbling and putting together the Matrix jigsaw puzzle.

5:17 was not expecting that reference, but I loved it.

I love how even all these years later Jim Lee’s X-men is still the definitive go-to for all X-men products

The skeletons face looks like Ripley’s baby.💀😳😆

18:27 that's Simon Bisley, he's worked on 2000AD and heavy metal

Not just The Joker, it's the Mark Hammil Joker from the animated series. That's a really nice thing.

Yes! The return of the mystery box 👏

I always love these.

The Psylocke figure looks like Mackenzie Zales from the "Most Popular Girls In School" animations. Mackenzie was a three-for-a-dollar doll before she got used in stop-motion animation. I don't suppose Psylock was that cheap.

i used to have that he-man book, this video just brought those memories back.

The damn robogoat made me laugh way more than it should have 😆

Enjoying the hilarity of Ashens reading references to Doctor Who stories he’s lost context for.

Every female Disney villain shares the same looks. And Betsy looks exactly like that.

"He looks like an angry farmer!" 😂😂😂

I pledge allegiance to the great luminous goat

Ah beginning Sunday with Ashens. And what's better is that they got Jimmy!! OMG another one where Stuart laughed out loud from something unexpected

We missed you

This video is the boost i needed😁 Much love and respect

28:30 I don't blame him for losing it after reading that. Out of context, it sounds like it's been written by someone having a fever dream.

8:46 - Is that... Sean Bean playing Boris Johnson?

Another great video from Hurbleflurb Mcginty and Robo-Goat.

Yey new Ashens!

The only thing that can *fight* Black Phillip? That’s Black Phillip’s overlord.

The goat has a lovely string for wearing around the neck...Forget WW lasso, this is quality neckware.

Need to see a showdown between "The Goat" and "The Goose".

I laughed so hard when he called He-Man Skeletor hahaha idk why

Thank you, I needed some light hearted fun today.

A reference to both Baphomet and Black Phillip all in one Ashens video? Consider me quite happy

That matrix puzzle was in one of the only loot crates I bought like 5 years ago. These items have been around for a while.

An excellent episode... unironically

"He-Man fighting some gas" caused me to choke on my toast.

"....No - that's 'cult' ..." 🤣

Sweeeet! Was hoping for a box-y thing from you and you delivered!!! Thanks from Toronto :)

26:00 - you can tell it's an impostor Doctor since Mat doesn't have eyebrows and this toy has

I really need to buy a mystery box for myself to see what it's like. Also I think I've become addicted to this channel

The Pale Woman caught me beyond off guard.

Those Battles in Time cards were a real blast from the past for me, I had a booklet full as a kid!