"You think that's funny??" "NO??" "You don't like the hands joke??" honestly had me crackin up for ages

I like Tyrion introducing Bronn to his father. "And this is Bronn, son of-" "You wouldn't know him."

"Born amid salt and smoke. Is he a ham?" RIP Renly

"born amidst smoke and salt? is he a ham?" haha

Robert was a funny guy. Instead of giving him The Drunken King nickname they should've called him The Troll King .

Looking at the season 1 clips, it's incredible how young everybody was

"Your meat is bloody tough". Everyone laughs. Robb is being gorgeous as fuck. AND BRAN WAS LIKE, "DAFUQ IS HAPPENING??"

When Tyrion confesses his "crimes" we were all laughing, but when Robyn asks "what happened next?" We all burst out laughing into stitches.

"What happened next?" Still laughing my ass off at that one.

"Born amid salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" LOL

"What happened next?" Robyn is all of us when Tyrion started telling that joke for the 3rd time in the finale 😂

At 6:50 when everyone starts laughing, Bran's probably thinking to him self "The fuck is wrong with these people?"

“Go find the breastplate stretcher!” Feels EXACTLY like dads telling their kids to go buy blinker fluids or dash gas lol

"SILENCE!" "What happened next?!" We'll tell you when you're older Robbin.

Tyrion: I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel... Lysa: Silence! Robin: What happened next? Me: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. His stories are more interesting than half the twats here in this scene.

"I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate... at least I hope she did." Considering the queens "appetites", that statement would be closer to the truth than liked.

The breastplate stretcher part wast just perfect. I laughed so hard at Robert torturing his squire xD

This is probably not in seasons 1-2 but the funniest moment so far was: Joffrey Baratheon: Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question. Sandor Clegane: The King has asked you a question. Tyrion Lannister: Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy. Lancel Lannister: The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that... Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought. Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Look at the Stark family *cries* just look at them, all happy and whole :(

"No Gold! Fuck Off!!" Remains the funniest moment in this whole series.

I give HBO credit for their amazing ability to find the actors/actresses who seem to have been BORN to represent their counter-parts in Westeros. The whole Lannister family is represented by actors / actresses who couldn't have been more perfect. Well done HBO. I salute you.

During the Jon Umber scene Bran just looks around like, "You're all insane"

Robert Baratheon, oh how I miss you.

GOT: Funny moments : 8:35 GOT: Deaths and kills : 1:15:05

Bronn: "The little king is backed up. Clogged from balls to brains." Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?" Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." *** Varys: "They say Stannis burns his enemies alive to honour the Lord of Light." Tyrion: "Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where are the gods of tits and wine?" *** Tyrion: "What did you do to them?!" Podrick: "Lots of things..." Tyrion: "...And they seemed to like these things?" Podrick: "Yes, m'lord." Bronn: "Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it." Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid." Bronn: "What are you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?" Tyrion: "Is that what your telling us?" Podrick: Tyrion: "Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. COPIOUS details." *** Tywin: "You seem rather drunk." Tyrion: "Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?" Tywin: "This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. A wife needs a child; a Lannister child, as soon as possible." Tyrion: "...And?" Tywin: "If you're going to give her one, you need to perform." Tyrion: "What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast." Tywin: "More than once." Tyrion: "There you have it! Nothing to worry about. Drinking... and lust... no man can match me in these things. ...I am the god of tits and wine! ...I shall...build a shrine to myself..."

"Born amidst salt and smoke.... Is he a ham?" Hahaha that was great!

Someone has to make a series of t shirts. One says "I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit". "I milked my eel. I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald manx cry"

Realy? None of the moments when Tyrion owns Joffrey and slapps him?

I love seeing Bronn smiling during Tyrions confession.

God, I miss Robert Baratheon!

Fuck everything, Robb was the only person I wanted to see on the Iron Throne

The best is Tyrions confession. I wish I had had the nerve to do the things he did when he was young.

Robert saying “Fat, is it?” always makes me crack up. He sounds like he’s squaring up for a real showdown over this word that describes him to a tee and he knows it

That guy was awfully calm for someone who lost a couple fingers.

And here is one of the reasons why Game of Thrones is such a great show. While it is a straight up drama (probably one of the most emotionally heavy ones of all time) it is not afraid to sprinkle in, funny, lighthearted, and even at times sentimental moments. Thus making those moments all the better considering the other things that happen in this show. It is kind of like how one of the best episodes of Futurama (a straight up comedy) is Jurassic Bark (considered the series's biggest tearjerker).

Delivered perfectly with such depth, emotion and gravity: "When I was twelve, I MILKED MY EEL into a pot of turtle stew... I flogged the one-eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY (*chain noises*) into the turtle stew - which I do believe my sister ate; at least I hope she did."

“I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel” SILENCE! “I want to know what happens next!” Me too, young king of the vale, me too.

You know how in Age of Ultron at the very end, you know Captain America is gonna say "Avengers, assemble" but it cuts to the credit right before he says it? That should also be how the show ends, except with Tyrion's jackass and honeycomb joke. Jon finally defeats the white walkers, Dany unites the kingdoms, there's finally peace in the world, and at the celebration Tyrion gets up to give a speech. At the end of the speech he tells the joke. "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." *roll credits*

that Renly quote about the ham is possibly one of my favourite lines of all time

Where's the scene where tyrion slaps joffrey? That's pretty funny

It's crazy how simular season 1 is to the first book.

"Is he a ham?" xD Renly the troll.

Born amidst salt and smoke Is he a ham? LOL

"What happened next?" LOL

Link from Zelda 0:24

I love Bran's WTF expression at 6:53

haha damn, thats probably the only time Renly is funny 7:27 "Is he a ham?"

Tyrion was just looking for a sweet ass in that brothel.

The one when Renly and Stannis meet to negotiate and The Red Woman says "He is born admist salt and smoke" and Renly replies "Salt and smoke ? What is he a ham ?" I died at that line xD

The Greatjon scene made me really sad - Theon's the first one to get up to defend Rob when Jon Umber goes for his sword. :(

I like the scene where Tyrion tells Mord, "You're a smart man." XD Such an awesome "I'm lying" look on Tyrion's face. XD

6:58 I love Bran's face when they are all laughing and bran just like what is wrong with you people.

02:38 "When I was twelve, I milked my 'eel' into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one eye snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the 'bald man' cry into the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!"

Loved that gimmick at the end: A Lannister always pays his debts; for everyone else there's mastercard.

The breastplate stretcher joke really got me cuz on job sites the helpers and apprentices get shit like that all the time LMAO “go get the wire stretcher” “go find me a left handed hammer”😂😂

I love when in (I think) season 7 Tyrion tells Jon Snow about how he got to become hand of the queen and said “it’s a long story, I was drunk half through it honestly” HAHAHAH I love him

Where was the red wedding? That's the funniest part of the entire show

It should be MaesterCard.

The way Tyrion says "inTO the turtle stew" LOL

2:23 I could have sworn I heard someone say "Oh shit" in the background.

Tyrion's Trial.. That never gets old. XD

J'zargo expected to be named archmage... But there's still time.

I always laugh at Lancel’s wisdom while dealing with King Robert. “It’s made too small, Your Grace” Only Ned has the balls to tell Robert he’s too fat

Robert Baratheon..so bloody funny, nothing on Tyrion though, I could watch an hour of him just bowling round Westeros

The two lanister soilder you show on the end also has quite a funny dialog prior to the one you showed. Talking about Loras: 'How good can he be? He's been stabbing Renly for years, and he ain't dead!'

Yeah, just lost two fingers and laughs about it, I think I would react differently oO

"i once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel" greatest line ever.

Robert: -Do you think its funny? A homage to Goodfellas? 😄

When lysa arrin screams silence and her son says what happened next 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"what happened Next" killed me 3:02

To be fair, “A dwarf, a jackass, and a honeycomb walk into a brothel” sounds like the opening to a very good joke.

"SILENCE!" "What happened next?" Oh God, I love this show xD

1:58 "I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me" WAS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR S08 E06?!!??!?!?!?!?!!

"Is he a ham?" Gods I miss Renly

8:29 I like the MasterCard thing at the end :D

5:50 "how would you like to die tyrion, son of tywin?" but at least tyrion's honest about it! one of the (many) things i like about him ;)

The funniest moment was : Cersei : Do you know why varyus is a dangerous man? Tyrion : Well , because he has many spies and he knows everything. Cersei : Because he doesn't have cock !

Why does the beginning intro to TGOT look like a fancy pinball machine?

HBO does casting so well, game of thrones, sopranos, the wire

6:13 one of the many subtle quick moments that remind us of what we’ve long forgotten or hardly noticed: theon’s unquestionable loyalty back theb

Should add the purple wedding buaaaaahaaa

omg tyrion, "which i think my sister ate, well i hope she did" omfg

Lysa "STOP!!!" Robin "What happened next?" ...LoL

The last one kills me every time!! 😂😂😂😂

Why isn't the scene where tyrion slaps Joffrey there? And that scene with renly and Margaery when she tried to sleep with him to become pregnant, when she said something like: should I call Loran's to help us?

still not sure about that breastplate stretcher thing.

"born amidst Salt and Smoke" "Is he a ham?" Dead.

lmao! Tyrion's confession was absolutely hilarious xDDDDD;

J'zargo from Winterhold college.

"We fart when we die?" Can you imagine if everyone who died in this series farted? The battles?

Tyrion the hound and the sell sword always had me rollin😂

That first bit is just like two old squaddies (ex soldiers) as a young recruit i was sent for many a "Long stand", "Bubble for a spirit level" "Keys for the Indoor Grenade range" "Silencer for the 84" that poor lad at the mercy of two 'old sweats' squaddie humour hasnt changed for litterally 1000s of years i think GOT nailed it there.

If they had ended this show at Season 5 it would have been remembered as one of the best shows in living memory. Looking back now, I can't believe they cancelled Rome for this.

I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.

The way he says “goatshit” made me laugh.

Bobby B is the absolute goat

Dinklage is the best actor in the world. No one sees a 4'5" man when he starts to talk.

Funny how all 5 in the front of 3:26 are dead.

“Into the turtle stew”😂😂

"She farted so hard the bed shook..." Imagine the grief in Ned's heart.