"Wait, are you going to cover the episodes individually now?" Yes. "Are you still doing a video for the season as a whole?" I think so yes. "What took this video so long?" Well, I didn't intend on making this until much more recently when thinking about Episode 5, I also bumped the editing and some life stuff happened. But I plan on making a video for 5 and 6. "You covering episode 6 live?" Yes, live, with Jeremy and Anna on this channel. Wolf is busy ;__; But yeah, I will be talking about the episode and the series as a whole soon after the episode has finished airing. Catch the stream on this channel and an archive of the stream will be on Mooler - kzfaq.info/love/HH-ybUwH1CfJrXxnqw6Ljw

2017: We will have an epic finale in the future 2019: “dAnY KinD oF foRgOT aBOuT tHE IrOn FLeEt”

Bran: "Mostly I live in the past" Makes sense. The past is the only aspect of Game of Thrones worth watching.

Mauler continuously interrupting everything he’s saying to cry about Ghost’s abandonment is hilarious and soul crushing.

Season 1: Ned Stark gets a spear through the leg from a random soldier - spends the next episode bedridden and clearly unwell Season 8: Brienne, Jaime and Sam are mauled by an army of zombies - get a few bruises and spend the next episode partying and banging

"Please return to browsing Amazon's chair collection." Brilliant.

*_The camera cut away from Miss Sundae's decapitation, so I'm sure she's FINE..._*

I love how Jon not hugging his doggo upsets Mauler so much that he has to keep coming back to it.

"dorn is a garden with 5 people in it" llmmaaoo

Everyone: "Bad writers wtf" Mauler: *You absolute ham sandwich*

Mauler: I’m gonna make an unbridled rage video for every episode Me in Palpatine’s voice: DEW IT

Two years behind, but how dare you compare these writers to a ham sandwich... a ham sandwich has the potential to leave you satisfied after you've finished it.

My guilty pleasure is watching screen rants about GOT a year after it's horrible, horrible ending. It's cathartic. It's healing. I hate how badly this show ended for all the characters.

Don't forget the reason why Jon has ghost in the first place is because he was the albino mute runt of the litter. He was the outcast that shouldn't exist. That connection to ghost is much more significant than direwolves being the sigil of the Starks.

D&D "We kinda forgot that Gendry wasn't born in The Riverlands."

"Perhaps the true night king were the friends we made along the way" LMFAO this entire GOT unbridled rage series is more entertaining that GOT seasons 5-8 combined

Is it common for British people to call people food items when you're angry? "You absolute ham sandwich" That had me dying.

D&D "Jon kind'a forgot he is a Stark since his mother is a Stark..."

The word “Foreshadowing” is starting to piss me off as much as “Subverting Expectations.”

Tyrion: *mocks Brianne for still being a virgin* Brianne: You DO know your brother lost his hand making sure I stayed that way...right...? Tyrion: ...and that explains the taste of my foot in my mouth *deep drink of wine*

Season 8 was so bizarre, it was like all the characters were acting like they were written by a fanfiction writer who only watched one season and couldn't write a story for shit.

*"WE WANT THAT GODDAM POLAR BEAR"* -D&D about what they prioritize their budget instead of Jon petting the most loyal animal alive.

"You absolute ham sandwich." That's the most fitting description of Benioff I can imagine.

The way Jon refuses to embrace Ghost in any way while releasing him was the end for me. So fucking heartless for no apparent reason, even by this universes standards.

I have a German Shepherd, he's called Zane. I've had him since he was 11 weeks, he turned two first of March this year. Every morning he smothers me, wagging his tail and making happy noises like he hasn't seen me in days. He comes nearly everywhere with me, he's protected me from a fight, helped me with my mental health, and is my absolute heart and soul. I've had people constantly comment on how nice he is, Hell people have even offered to buy him from me, Zane's loved by almost everyone who meets him. I would be dead if I didn't have Zane And Jon, who had Ghost four times longer than I've had Zane, who have been through Hell and back together, who have fought together, saved and have always been there for each other, just gives him away . . . . . CUN-!

"You absolute ham sandwich" Mauler's curses are the absolute best of the internet.

So glad Tywin died long ago, I would have been more upset if Charles Dance partook in this bullshittery.

Man, it's been two years, but - Remember how Baelish plotted day and night for years to get a position in small council, then continued to backstab, bribe, spy, kill and whatnot to finally get control of the Vale? And then we have Bronn who just waltzed in, pointed a crossbow at Tyrion and Jaime and got the Reach, the wealtihest goddamn region! This fuc king show!

22:48 "That was a ballista, excellency. Strengthened by bronze plates and strung with horsehair. It can propell heavy bolts up to a mile away. A deadly and very effective weapon, but it has one weakness. The recoil of the arms is so strong upon firing that the weapon shifts. It simply cannot hit the same spot twice."

D&D: Are you questioning my writing skills! Me: No, I'm denying its existence.

Thank *god* someone mentioned the issue with how the show treated the Direwolves. I've never forgiven the writers for what they did to Grey Wind (Robb's direwolf). In the books, at the Red Wedding, Grey Wind broke out of his 'pen', slaughtered six Frey soldiers to try and get to Robb before eventually being peddled with arrows and dying. He also 'sensed' the Red Wedding and tried to warn Robb (which Caitlyn points out from her POV saying that GW was acting very anxious). THEY ARE GOOD DOGGOS.

"Hill did reveal, though, that he felt Varys had been done a disservice in recent seasons." And the award for understatement of the year goes too....

The "but mom Aria killed the night king" killed me 😂

Took almost a decade, but at least X-Men: Origins: Wolverine now makes perfect sense.

D&D deserve all the hate they are getting. They have failed themselves, they have failed hbo, they have failed the fans, but worst of all they have failed the hardworking actors and crew who made this amazing series happen. Shame. Shame. Shame.

In case the rage has faded at all, remember that they took an EXTRA YEAR to film this flaming shit-heap of a season. After sn 7, everyone was all "Alright, that was a bit of a speed bump...but look! They're taking another year to make sn 8! That MUST mean it'll be excellent! Another whole year, to film 6 episodes. This is what they came up with

I guess they also forgot, Jon straight up told Theon he could be both Stark and Greyjoy last season too. But nah, Jon has to choose to be either Stark or Targaryen

You forgot to mention how they absolutely butchered the special bond Jon Snow shared with Ghost, his direwolf, when he just let him go. No heartfelt talk, no hug, he didn't even pet him...

"Perhaps the true night king was the friends we made along the way" I lol'ed

I didn't know much about Game of Thrones before seeing this video, and because of that I didn't have much investment in the story. However, I recently decided to start reading the books, and all I can say is what. The. Fuck. The very first chapter, literally the first taste we get of the story after the prolouge, is about Jon Snow getting his dog. That's how the story starts. That pupper was so important to George that he opened the story with it. It gets worse though. I assumed that the dire wolf was just a loyal companion to Jon and nothing more, but it's so much more than that. In the book (I haven't seen the show so I don't know what's been changed) there was a whole litter of dire wolf pups, and at first there appeared to be five. Jon convinced his father, lord Stark, to keep the pups because there were three males and two females, the same number of children Stark had born in wedlock. Jon internationally left himself out, saying he was not a true Stark. Demeaning himself so that the doggos had a chance at life. But then, a sixth pup was found, one that was albino, and unlike the others had already opened its eyes. This was more than just another pup. This was JON'S pup. The albino skin set it apart from the others, and also meant that it had worse chances of surviving on its own. The members of Stark's household looked down on it, but Jon took the dog into his arms, saying "This one belongs to me". Think about that for a second. Just seconds ago, Jon humbled himself so that his siblings of higher birth could have wolves of there own. Then, a special wolf pup appeared, distinct from the others, it's white skin almost mirroring Jon's shameful surname of snow. The book makes it explicitly clear that these two are meant to be together. They have a bond that goes beyond friendship. It was fate that brought them together. Just think about what it must have meant for Jon in that moment. The mere existence of this pup validates him as a child of Ned Stark. It serves as a sign that he is special, and that he survives against all odds. Not to mention that the dire wolf is the symbol of house Stark. This wolf is not just a companion. This wolf IS Jon Snow. In short, I'm literally only one chapter into the first book, and I can already see ways that the showrunners screwed up the characters beyond repair. Jon would never abandon his wolf, Jon would never leave without saying goodbye, and the writers have shown that they didn't even try to understand the source material. What. The. Fuck.

Gendry wouldn't even be a "Waters". Since he was not a recognised bastard, he'd have no surname. Robert's only recognised bastards in the books had surnames - Mya Stone, and Edric Storm. The rest were not recognised and had no surnames.

The excuse of "patting Ghost goodbye would be too expensive." Isn't founded in reality. There is nothing to it. Give me a green screen and the Wolf/Husky that Ghost is played by and Kit Harirngton and I'd have that shot done after 10 minutes in the editing room. There is no CGI involved. And getting Ghost to "react" the correct way isn't an issue. Getting a dog to react like it's being petted when it's being petted is surprisingly easy. Own up to mistakes D&D.

"Ned stark, the most honourable man in the solar system" lost it

remember when dany was smart enough to deploy scouts, trick enemies by letting them believe she doesn't speak and understand valyrian, marry someone she dislikes and allow fighting pits to increase morel, trick the khals and kill them instead of running away, survive the house of the undying, etc. etc. etc. etc. she used to be extremely smart and she did most of that without the full power of her dragons. dany overcame many obstacles because of her intelligence and ability to make smart political and tactical moves.

His best friend 'The Cowardly Chonk' and his sidekick 'Vision Quest Wheelie Bro' Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂

"Foreshadowing is one of the most awesome forces storytelling’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun." -Dr. Ian Malcolm, regarding D.B. Weiss and David Benioff's use of narrative devices

*Jon doesn't pet good boi Ghost goodbye * MauLer: *wait that's illegal*

I'm detecting a subtle undertone that you were unhappy with how Ghost got treated. Every time you came back to that I started laughing. Well played. Subscribed.

does anyone else find Mauler’s voice extremely relaxing?

I can already feel Mauler's Episode 5 rage. The hate is that strong!

D&D: Mauler kind of forgot he isn't a Game of Thrones channel

bran: "mostly i live in the past" tyrion: "sounds like king material to me"

Mauler's rage on the lack of dog hugs is precious and i will fight anyone who disagrees to death.

Jon couldn't even say the words "thank you" to ghost because it would have been too expensive

The producers said Ghost was "tricky" to film, so they didn't have him on the show more often. By contrast, dragons are very tame and a pleasure to work with on set.

I nearly choked every time you went back to roasting Jon for neglecting ghost LOL

I love hearing Mauler go back to Jon leaving Ghost, it angered me just as much.

It used to be called "jumping the shark". Now it shall be called "shooting the dragon".

Jon Snow's dialogue this season is like a bug in a Mass Effect game that gets stuck on only one dialogue tree for the rest of the game: UR MA KWEEN! AH DUN WAHN ETT! AH WUV EW!

Jon Snow: (refuses to pet good boi) MauLer: *So you have chosen death.*

"there is an owl. Shut the fuck up" is still the best ending to any of your episodes lol

14:14 I just imagine Bron arriving at Winterfell with nothing but that huge crossbow. "Excuse me, good soldier. Could you point me to Tyrion and Jaime Lannister? I'd ... like them to sign my crossbow." "Well yes, of course, my good sir. Right this way, please!"

I’d listen to a 3 hour rant on the betrayal of Ghost Doggo. Literally unforgivable. 💔

Only in the Game of Thrones TV show, the airforce that gets ambushed by a navy. I was also suppressing involuntary laughter when I got to that scene on first viewing. Edit: also, clearly the last season confirms that Stannis is still alive somewhere.

"What are we, HUMAN?" Damn that hurts

Remember when Jon Snow had more dialogue options than "i don want et", "ur muh queen" and of course *screams at dragon*

"they could have cut every crypt scene out of episode 3 and nothing would have changed" It even worse than that. They could have cut the entire episode 3 out of season 8 and nothing would have changed.

So they dropped everybody's IQ points to room temp. Holy fuck the way the ended it pissed me off.

That very last moment absolutely slayed me... *hoot hoot* "...there's a fucking owl." *hoot hoot* "...shut the fuck up."

So excited for Game of Thrones: S08E05: An Unbridled Rage

But mauler, were your expectations SUBVERTED?

Coming back to watch this gem. 💎 I feel Mauler’s empathy for Ghost. I have a five year old husky named Dexter, and he’s like my child. I would die for him. I would never just give him away… ever.

31:35 His exasperated "Are you fucking with my soul?!" still cracks me up every time

bran is gaslighting his way to the top. palpatine would be proud.

"we're the last of the starks." *then two episodes later instead of sticking together, everyone decides to part ways.* great writing, d&d.

The way this video is edited is basically the earlier seasons getting pissed off at the last seasons

its just so satisfying hearing someone articulate not only the thoughts i had, but thoughts i didnt realize i had. also with pure british bant.

"...please return to browsing Amazon's chair collection." Priceless.

Korg (from Thor ragnarok) gave a proper description of Jon's departure with Ghost. It goes something like this..."Piss off ghost!"

23:00 "How did you reload so fast" To be fair, that very shot shows that at least three ships have a weapon like that so the proper question is "are they all such increduble shooters? And why do they all aim at the same dragon?"

The expert use of character clips in line with the opinions presented. Tywin for rage and insults, Ned for WTF exasperation, and even Jorah for "this is so ridiculous I'm sad." Tony Stark for I'm smarter than this stupidity, as well... There are others, too. Clips, lol! LMAO A review has more character consistency than this season! lololololololololol

*SUBVERTS YOUR EXPECTATIONS* "Heh, nothing personal kid."

"His Sundae" that caught me off guard. XD

Has anyone else watched this more than 10 times?

'Tismic fuckery' im stealing that. Thank you.

Maise Williams: "I immediately thought that everybody would hate it; that Arya doesn't deserve it. The hardest thing is in any series is when you build up a villain that's so impossible to defeat and then you defeat them. It has to be intelligently done because otherwise, people are like, 'Well, [the villain] couldn't have been that bad when some 100-pound girl comes in and stabs him.' You gotta make it cool. And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, 'Mmm, should be Jon [Snow] though really, shouldn't it?'" Kit Harrington: “I was pissed. I was pissed that it wasn’t me killing the Night King,” Kit Harington shared. “I would’ve bet you thousands before we read the finals.” Lena Headey in an interview with EW: "She’s destroyed every good alliance, connection, love in her life - she was always destined to be alone. And until the very, very last minute, she is, as ever, in denial of what’s actually happening. (...) I wanted her to have some big piece or fight with somebody." Conleth Hill on his feelings when he got the scripts: "Mixed, obviously. Part of you didn’t want it to finish. Part of you is, “Oh, that’s very good.” And part of you is, “Oh, that sucks.” (...) I was very bummed to not have a final scene with [Littlefinger]. I was bummed not to have any reaction to him dying if he was my nemesis. That’s been my feeling the last couple seasons, that my character became more peripheral, that they concentrated on others more. That’s fine. It’s the nature of a multi-character show. It was kind of frustrating. As a whole, it’s been overwhelmingly positive and brilliant but I suppose the last couple seasons weren’t my favourite. (...) Last season and this season there were great scenes and then I’d come in and kind of give a weather report at the end of them - “film at 11.” So I thought he was losing his knowledge. If he was such an intelligent man and he had such resources, how come he didn’t know about things? That added to my dismay. It’s now being rectified with getting a great and noble ending. But that was frustrating for a couple seasons." Emilia Clarke on Dany's character shift: “What, what, what, WHAT!? Because it comes out of f*cking nowhere. I’m flabbergasted. Absolutely never saw that coming. (...) It was a f*cking struggle reading the scripts. (...) I read these scripts coming on to two years ago now. When I did, I took a very long walk around London in a daze, not quite knowing how to digest the news. Now, finally, people are going, “Oh, now we understand why this season hit you hard.”

Remember Jon saying to Theon "You are a Stark and a Greyjoy" ? Him totally ditching his Stark side by discarding Ghost is a total bull. Nice writing btw

Jon so carelessly ditching Ghost broke my heart! I'm glad you kept stressing how stupid that was haha

I appreciate you articulating the absolutely caustic horseshit that was the treatment of Ghost and the dragons.

Tywins angry face is the perfect reaction shot for this season.

"You deserved so much better than this." Said to this entire season.

I absolutely love the constant reminders of Jon giving up Ghost. I am not over it either.

Tyrion: "I don't imagine thinking about that subject will leave you any happier then before" What a perfect line to describe thinking about Game of Thrones after watching season 8. Doesn't matter how good it used to be. Thinking about it won't make you any happier. It's almost like D&D know season 8 is garbage and can't help make points about it in the character dialogue.

Just a quick reminder that the Night King changed actors because they wanted someone who could fight with a sword...... 😑😑😑

I'm kinda getting the feeling Mauler didn't like the way Jon treated Ghost.

Ya know what...the ice king touched her..and in the first scene they ever showed him in he turned a live baby into one of the dead in 1 touch..why didn't "the perfect assassin " turn when touched!?!?!?

25:42 the scorpions also can't shoot at the back of the ship, because the sails are in the way. All she had to do was flank them and have a free pass.... with 2 dragons she could destroy that fleet in one swoop....

Well, there's one thing I'm hyped for at least. The Unbridled Rage for the finale two episodes.

“Dany just forgot about the iron fleet” woooooowwwww

"Now get back to browsing Amazon's chair collection" 😂😂😂😂 i wasnt ready for that one, nearly spit my coffee