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There's no denying it mate Aussie Bricklayers are the strongest breed of Tradie there is... Tough manual labour rewarded with a pub feed for smoko, and a ride on the Bricklayers laptop for desert. The Brickie lifestyle.
Every Bricklayer Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Every Australian Pub Ever...
A guide to Aussie Tradies...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
@burniezarsoff4118 Жыл бұрын
My mate is a bricklayer and says "To be a good brickie, you just have to think like a brick."😂👍
@jamaicanbobsledteam753 Жыл бұрын
lol "To understand the workings of the brick, you must become the brick!"
@zenmonjoshin9996 Жыл бұрын
The brick whisperer..
@jonnysupreme Жыл бұрын
"He's beginning to believe"
@writingonthewall3326 Жыл бұрын
This old bastard wog brickie I knew used to say 'you have to love the brick'
@peterbaini8752 Жыл бұрын
That's deep
@jeremyrosa2490 Жыл бұрын
My running theory is that it takes a month to make a video because he gets a new job, gets three weeks in with them getting comfortable enough to let him make a video and then leaves after the fourth week after he's got enough footage lmfao
@conspiracyisbad Жыл бұрын
fr
@DamoMartin Жыл бұрын
i always wondered how he dose it, but I guess as a comedian in the business he can probably make connections? but this sounds better
@raw1465 Жыл бұрын
@@DamoMartin you call the company owner ahead of time thats usually how these people get to do skits on site.
@w_stanky Жыл бұрын
He’s killin it on utube and rightly so they’d have to be close to living the life of utube by now if not it’s coming, well done boys!… This is North QLD comedy gold!..
@UncleChopChop22 Жыл бұрын
nah reckon he's just slow....likely really slow.
@Vofoeki Жыл бұрын
Cracking the glass over the bouncer's head was absolute physical comedy gold. Mad respect for this sketch, cranking the laughs up to 11.
@fimdrums Жыл бұрын
I'm still picking out the shards
@jakecooper5855 Жыл бұрын
His comedy is heavily influenced by All Aussie Adventures
@basillah7650 Жыл бұрын
You mean ice that was frozen in a glass still hurts though just don't have glass to pull out.
@fimdrums Жыл бұрын
@@basillah7650 It was a sugar bottle actually 👌 Looks much worse than it felt hah
@housemana Жыл бұрын
@@jakecooper5855 who cares?
@spiesonmars Жыл бұрын
Bricklayer: a machine that converts coffee and cigarettes into walls. Awesome vid! 👍
@sog4646 Жыл бұрын
A comment i can stand behind. 👍
@samhiggs5155 Жыл бұрын
As a bricklayer, I would like to say that this is completely factual and exactly how we act
@someoneelse1534 Жыл бұрын
Did ya get ya misses to type that?
@cheqers2548 Жыл бұрын
no way you're bricklayer
@prat4577 Жыл бұрын
No if it rains we don’t get paid
@GoDxism Жыл бұрын
Can't be completely factual if you're literate enough to write this.
@putnamehereholdmadoodle Жыл бұрын
Go cut me some 130s bro
@Rig0r_M0rtis Жыл бұрын
When you think it's about shitting on bricklayes but it's actually about shitting on concreters
@Dave-ss5pk Жыл бұрын
My next door neighbor is a concreter and gets $400 for the day. If it rains half way through they still get the full days pay. I think they get paid so much because there back will be fucked before retirement 🤣🍻🤣🍻
@glenbuyer8738 Жыл бұрын
Don’t tell Dave how much all the other trades get paid…..
@lachychops2 Жыл бұрын
Look how stupid brickies are, and concreters are still too dense for that job
@jamesrowlands8971 Жыл бұрын
@@Dave-ss5pk Fucking El Nino has me trying to figure out how to put a giant shade up over the formwork I'm going to build this summer.
@THICCTHICCTHICC Жыл бұрын
@@glenbuyer8738 it's pretty good money for a job that lets you drink 18 tinnies per shift
@blobfish. Жыл бұрын
"fuuuuck, if he could read that, he would be pissed" 💀💀💀
@bricksbyty Жыл бұрын
As one of Australia's few bricklaying channels, I can confirm everything here is 110% accurate.
@GarnComedy Жыл бұрын
hello i actually watched several of your videos while writing this vid - keep it up mate! - declan
@shannonmcsweeney3764 Жыл бұрын
Fuck bud where are you based to still get paid when not working? I know they don't in Townsville where Garn is
@Whyyoineedahendle Жыл бұрын
@@GarnComedy do garbos/ rubbish truck drivers
@assassinlexx1993 Жыл бұрын
Just don't make fun of a bricky's wife. You will find out how sharp that trowel is.
@strops17 Жыл бұрын
only garn can fit so much comedy into four minutes
@Crilic3 Жыл бұрын
WOAH that was four minutes. The amount of content made it feel like a movie!
@numpty94 Жыл бұрын
The glassing on the bouncer out of nowhere followed by the mad dash sent me 🤣
@seanryan2149 Жыл бұрын
Garn is the only guy to be able to make 4 minutes feel like half an hour, but in a good way, his misses must love that
@GoodCallanGood Жыл бұрын
I didn't spot a single bit of comedy. Any that was in there was plagiarized right from a Simpson's episode
@emboe001 Жыл бұрын
4 minutes of cringe
@GarnComedy Жыл бұрын
feel like pure shit just wanna pull up in the commo listening to crazy frog... SUBSCRIBE!
@cluckendip Жыл бұрын
W-W-W-W-WHAT'S GOIN ON, ON
@hussienchahal9854 Жыл бұрын
LETS DO THE CRAZY FROGGGG
@XxaexxeaxX Жыл бұрын
Best video ever XD
@Zzudwa Жыл бұрын
That awkward feeling when you actually do cruising around in you commo ute listening to all crazy frog relater shit Spotify can ever suggest and not even being a bricklayer -_-
@Mizzleify Жыл бұрын
Bouncers/security next? Waiting for one on chippies so I can bag out my carpenter mate
@doctorgoobie7329 Жыл бұрын
My father was a bricklayer, I grew up around these kind of people and this video isn't even a joke. Absolute animals.
@anxietyonline1947 Жыл бұрын
It's so strange, I'm a trades guy in Canada and I understood all of this entirely, accent/slang and all. I'm fairly sure that once Aussies and Canucks get to a certian point of drunkness, their slangs start to cross over perfectly.
@moonboy5851 7 ай бұрын
Aussies and Canadians have a lot in common.
@anxietyonline1947 7 ай бұрын
@@moonboy5851 a lot in Commonwealth
@moonboy5851 7 ай бұрын
@@anxietyonline1947 lol good one 🫡
@ms.d5195 7 ай бұрын
The magic of beer.
@cynicalpsycho5574 Жыл бұрын
Seriously mate your brother is a genius he should be writing Aussie sitcoms!
@arroeducarlion4990 Жыл бұрын
theyd end up too realistic for tv
@wowwhataworld.9590 Жыл бұрын
That's kind of exactly what he's doing. Broadcast TV is dead. Hallelujah
@cynicalpsycho5574 Жыл бұрын
@@wowwhataworld.9590 I meant like a superwog thing, on his own, cast and plot, but to the masses who don't watch KZfaq.
@wowwhataworld.9590 Жыл бұрын
@@cynicalpsycho5574 Ah, I get ya. Not I superwog fan but I get the format you're proposing. Problem is then Garn would be at the behest of one of the small handful of global corporations that own almost every broadcast television station, with the exception of tax-payer funded stations like the ABC. If the ABC picked it up we'd end up with some pile of garbage resembling The Project and nobody wants that haha.
@edanridge3023 Жыл бұрын
That would truly be beautiful
@Classic626 Жыл бұрын
as a former brickies labourer this was incredible to watch
@jimmyspiteria9371 Жыл бұрын
former degenerate ya mean.
@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын
Carn Jimmy, l laboured, got along with most scaffos!
@bunyip4592 Жыл бұрын
How where you able to write this I thought brickies couldn't read or write
@Roger__Wilco Жыл бұрын
@@bunyip4592 Clearly moved on after achieving literacy.
@paulieplayspoorly Жыл бұрын
@@bunyip4592 They can't, the labourer does it all.
@godamid4889 Жыл бұрын
"But somebody's gotta be a concreter" 😂😂😂
@luken9263 Жыл бұрын
This is spot on. When I did it we did 25% bricklaying, 75% a combined down the pub because it rained a few drops for 15minutes or my boss fighting someone, in the pub/on-site or the mechanic fixing his jet ski/dirt bike/truck that week. The money went on beers and those bingo tickets, I don't know if they still do them.
@henrikestensen3312 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this channel Aussie comedy at its finest mate
@padtixx5441 Жыл бұрын
Comedy? This was a documentary
@triplefried Жыл бұрын
@@padtixx5441 legitimately informative and educational
@djwrox94 Жыл бұрын
This is a Queensland Government Employment instruction video for the centreline tvs
@henrikestensen3312 Жыл бұрын
Yep too right
@Mattznick Жыл бұрын
I'm learning so much about Australia from this channel
@iwishilivedinafreecountry5749 Жыл бұрын
This is the BEST of Australia, it doesn't show the other 90% of the population who are gutless, cowardly soft cocks.
@dogguy8603 10 ай бұрын
Same, well this channel and Bluey
@Wyi-the-rogue 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@eaglerider1826 Жыл бұрын
The summer of my junior year of high school I worked as a bricklayers helper . it was the hardest work I've ever done . If the bricklayer runs out of block or mortar they just stop working and yell " I need mud or I need block " . Then the big boss gets pissed at us for not working fast enough to keep them supplied . It's really tough when you are 3 or 4 scaffolds high . It did make a man out of me .
@Me-kq8uv Жыл бұрын
Did not see that Brickie tasting the cement mix coming .l almost choked on my tea😂😂
@paulieplayspoorly Жыл бұрын
How else are you supposed to know when the mud's ready?
@Me-kq8uv Жыл бұрын
@@paulieplayspoorly 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂
@forevernomad1766 Жыл бұрын
Mortar mix bud
@fed7435 Жыл бұрын
as an american being able to watch this immediately upon release, i am happy
@empiresrikesfat Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Aussie culture
@madworldsnight5528 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian same here
@Trapsarentgay133 Жыл бұрын
Give superwogs videos a look too if you like this
@Girrrrrrrr Жыл бұрын
Seriously!!!
@wynstonsmyth6425 Жыл бұрын
And Sooshi Mango
@perhapscoleiro3164 Жыл бұрын
How goods a Garn binge when Garn posts a new vid
@liamhayward1083 Жыл бұрын
Literally what I was just doing
@perhapscoleiro3164 Жыл бұрын
@@liamhayward1083 Just can't have one
@coneill1578 Жыл бұрын
a new garn video is like the servo, and his other ones are the bay marie 👌👌🤣🤣 never there for just the fuel
@mootheconqueror1965 Жыл бұрын
The Garn boys should do Chefs. No shortage of materiel for psychotic alcohol and drug induced behaviour
@SSMAND001 Жыл бұрын
" half of them are meteorologist" 😂😂😂killed it bro !!
@frankbeans5921 Жыл бұрын
Those crusty old, leather skinned, chain smoking, alcoholic brickies. God bless ‘‘em for building the houses we live in.
@tyb7519 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian bricklayer I'm happy to see it's the same everywhere lol
@THICCTHICCTHICC Жыл бұрын
Haven't yet met a brickie who wasn't a chronic alcoholic who smoked 2 packs a day.... All while working 65 hour weeks
@TC-yx2ss Жыл бұрын
Had a brickie mate years ago would do a slab a day while laying bricks then would drop by his home to get a six pack for his 3km drive to the pub after work.
@HughRussell06 Жыл бұрын
If there was a garn video tier list, this would be S tier. Probably one of the best ones you guys have done
@Jack-kz4nb Жыл бұрын
I love garn
@pelago_ Жыл бұрын
Google translated this to “you love yarn” in English 😂
@tally5k339 Жыл бұрын
This video couldn't have been complete without firing up the ol brickie's laptop for a few spins
@lanceschaerer6875 2 ай бұрын
A bricklayers efficiency is directly tied to how close they are to an alcohol induced blackout!
@MakoRuu Жыл бұрын
Fucking just about died when he glassed the bouncer.
@Bridgette_1111 Жыл бұрын
Faultless in the detail & meticulous accuracy of the Aussie brickie 🤙😆🍻💯
@boltaurelius376 Жыл бұрын
To a tee on a Brit brickie too. They're second to the roofers.
@WoolyCow Жыл бұрын
0:03 Review of 'Cremé de le Bricke' Taste: 4/10 Texture: 9/10 Mouthfeel: 3/10 Aftertaste: 5/10 Cost: Your dignity and any functionality of oesophagus Overall, would eat again. Solid 3 stars.
@zarndurdevic1875 Жыл бұрын
te’s on the commy 😂
@TheFlorisJ Жыл бұрын
The breakable glassware added new depth to the comedy. Genius!
@theendofmyropemydude Жыл бұрын
All glassware is breakable if you try hard enough.
@Pottan23 Жыл бұрын
@@theendofmyropemydude it's australia, that was probably regular glass
@theendofmyropemydude Жыл бұрын
@@Pottan23 in Canada we call it "bottling" someone, since it usually involves beer bottles.
@fadedsplash4080 Жыл бұрын
Haven’t even watched it and I know it’s going to be the thing that makes my day
@s55558 Жыл бұрын
Getting into an all in brawl with the bouncers also a brickies favourite pastime
@roach8473 Жыл бұрын
Mate I think this was the best one yet. The jab at concreters had me dying. Spent a few years slinging concrete and I gotta say i'm lucky I didnt come out of it with CTE from all of the fuckin headnocks the boys gave me to "get the brain juices flowing" Anyways im trying to become a sparky now wish me luck
@David_P132 Жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@iamdave84 Жыл бұрын
Good luck mate, especially if you're over 21. I gave up trying to get an electrical apprenticeship after a few years when a comms traineeship opportunity came up. Taking that was the best career decision I've made.
@asdigfhjewoihjxl Жыл бұрын
Watching garn comedy, is gonna always be an instant mood lifter, guaranteed!!! Keep up the great work!!
@KatBatwings Жыл бұрын
It was a blessing seeing some behind the scenes thanks to the pub staff 😂
@lucaweller3371 Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, Garn posted a tradie pisstake again.
@Heidska Жыл бұрын
These videos are a rare treat, thanks for the content as always ❤️.
@kieleahar1012 Жыл бұрын
My mum has asked me to recommend you cover ‘Aldi’ workers haha😂. She LOVES you guys! Well done! You’ve made a woman with no sense of humour crack up and almost run us off the road hahaha😂
@Andy-dy2mj Жыл бұрын
If you're not from Australia, watch these videos to learn more about our culture than you could anywhere else. Comedic, yet so true.
@coopermartin2700 Жыл бұрын
best part of my day seeing that garn has made another master peice 10 minutes ago
@genericcommentarychannel5343 Жыл бұрын
Love it as usual. Just made me think of this guy I knew in Year 12 who kept telling the Teacher that he didn't need to learn anything, except the bricks behind him in the classroom we were in.
@ReVeal2011 Жыл бұрын
Man's got Rota's on his ute 11/10 👌🏿
@GK-xe5nm Жыл бұрын
garn just doesnt miss.
@alimfuzzy Жыл бұрын
There was a show in the 80s where 7-8 yr old kids asked how different careers worked (butcher, doctor, pilot, etc). I remember the brick laying episode... they picked it up in 3 minutes... could of got a job straight after. Probably did.
@magicsteve5523 2 ай бұрын
Loving the rollies in the top pocket, completes the costume.
@realkekz Жыл бұрын
I loved this one, you guys put out pure gold, swear to God. Love from America
@no1lieksu Жыл бұрын
i'd totally watch a full ass show with this kind of humor
@MrReqel Жыл бұрын
The ol Brickies laptop.
@trancemadmaz Жыл бұрын
These videos are bringing back memories of my time working on building sites in Oz around 2016-17. These videos are hilarious and so Aussie
@freddielloyd7918 Жыл бұрын
Always have an instant smile on my face when starting your videos
@madmoo2658 Жыл бұрын
Only thing missing is saying the magic line "Brickies laptop"
@zechariahmosby4681 Жыл бұрын
One drop of rain then it's enough of knock of 😂😂
@rocketknoxler6516 Жыл бұрын
Always a good day whenever Garn puts out a new video
@optimascrime5235 Жыл бұрын
These just keep getting funnier and funnier and always make my day
@malonembappe6509 Жыл бұрын
I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.
@gmatic8230 Жыл бұрын
Spot on. The Brickie Top 5: 1. Grog 2. Rack 3. Jet skis 4. Rack 5. Holden 2012 Ute
@xXsmiteusXx Жыл бұрын
loved the glassing at the end, true aussie.
@meowsha Жыл бұрын
My only problem with all this is there aren't enough videos and they don't go for long enough! Thanks for the laugh 🥰
@MrBradso Жыл бұрын
Love the King of the Hill reference - absolute GOLD!
@PatrickCordaneReeves Жыл бұрын
That fucking breakaway glass got me both damn times! "Oh shit!" Had to remind myself, it's only a prop... ... probably. Maybe.
@jeremyrosa2490 Жыл бұрын
Just binged every video on the channel and this comes out. Hell yeah
@calmauric8218 Жыл бұрын
This is pure gold.
@jdkuhl3096 Жыл бұрын
Ute on TE37s is what sets Garn above everyone else
@GainingDespair Жыл бұрын
Sitting in the hospital after surgery, this video has easily been the best part of my day. Ty
@recker18 Жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious. Cheers from a US Iron worker. Hope to see you cover that trade in the future
@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын
Called Steelfixing out here mate...lm sure he'll be onto it
@saulgoodman2071 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie your videos are very accurate
@mrcyberpunk Жыл бұрын
lost it at the bucket slot machine.
@Andy-Andeee Жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear, layed mud bricks in the loo
@gavinmaxwell5348 Жыл бұрын
Do ‘every locksmith’ please roast us
@zahn_1244 Жыл бұрын
These videos are amazingly done! Keep up the goodwork
@LazzarrusLong Жыл бұрын
0:28 Craftsmanship, mate. I love this vid.
@seanryan2149 Жыл бұрын
This video came out on the day I got signed up for an apprenticeship. Perfect video with perfect timing. Good on ya lads
@hockeycrusher10 Жыл бұрын
Bar far one of the best ones you have made mate!! Good on yah!
@XM.00 Жыл бұрын
Love to see you guys keeping the grind up, keep going!
@john_clevername Жыл бұрын
Also leg tattoos nailed it
@johnh485 Жыл бұрын
Us brickies definitely have a metrology degree from the uni of fuck all.
@harrisfrankou2368 Жыл бұрын
That as a bouncer is 99% how Aussie tradies are at end of year drinks parties. And when I was a Clothing Cutter. I asked for a payrise. "You're not a real Cutter till you've severed a finger mate! "
@Joshbond. Жыл бұрын
Amazing as always!
@computer_toucher Жыл бұрын
"sinkin' some piss" I love Australian slang, that one was new to me 🤣
@RawiriG69 Жыл бұрын
As a concreter, I pissed myself laughing when the concreter part came up 😂
@wolfman82a Жыл бұрын
Great, good old Aussie humour
@metalmulisha129 Жыл бұрын
Got us brickies covered 😂
@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt Жыл бұрын
This is a 100% factual documentary. (12/Oct/2022-6:52pm🇦🇺EST)
@mclarennoyes4288 Жыл бұрын
Once a month, garn gets his info working on every stereotypical Australian job doing it the Aussie way, can’t wait for next month
@kaydin4bigGuys Жыл бұрын
i love australian channel, its crazy how u make me laugh so much in just 4 minutes lol
@downsouth5447 Жыл бұрын
This is the best one yet!
@50shadesofgday64 Жыл бұрын
the bloke playing the bricky is a pretty decent actor tbh
@Cryptic-lf5zq Жыл бұрын
the fact that a bricklayer can purchase AUTHENTIC TE37's amazes me
@Thalanir7 Жыл бұрын
I love how he is stacking bricks in the wrong orientation.
@Yesnomaybe2 Жыл бұрын
One of your best yet man
@bigbird0993 Жыл бұрын
That glass smash on his head haha😅great vid been subscribed for a while now
@sollybear33 Жыл бұрын
Yes the weather part is painfully true 😂
@mitchyoza14 Жыл бұрын
The monthly legendary Video from the one and only, Nice!
@deputycartman Жыл бұрын
Always good to see a new upload. 👍🏻
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