You've just decided my dinner.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nug Master perk: You are able to combine leftover KFC and Red Rooster nuggets into one mysterious box and pass it off as a Maccas 24 pack.

This is absolute gold, this would apply 100% to Auckland roadworkers and builders as well. They never get anything done.

Red Rooster sucks sooooo bad!

"Wire stretcher". I would just think they meant a puller and die for making wire thinner. Good luck putting that on the company account!

I got sent out for a left-handed screw driver one time, and spent the whole day just walking around pretending that I was actually looking for it. They got the laugh they wanted and I got the nice relaxing afternoon like I wanted.

Ones I heard are: a bucket of steam, headlight fluid and a skyhook... Funny thing about the last one! Some guy actually managed to find a company that sold something called a "skyhook" it was a machine worth multiple grand! So, of course the guy put it on the company account, and the boss didn't even blame the apprentice, just the nucklebags who asked him to

@@arnaudmenard5114 Ever been told you need your cars blinker fluid topped up?

@@SoMuchFacepalm a friend of mine had been told to catch the graphite rod when they changed oil so he wouldnt have to get it from the oil bucket.

Let him have a sip from your hip flask and i bet his wailing wont stop

I had this same issue when I worked retail

K I think I've had enough I don't want to be your supervisor

he made you feel bad huh? Don't worry mate you'll harden up someday!

why cant America be more like Austria? Its like you guys have real life. Here in America is like you cant even talk to people unless its about how shoving things up their ass made them feel.

Oh yeah. whoever's in charge of the whole operation is gonna back his Hellcat up to the back of the shitter, put the exhaust in the loudest mode, and hit the rev limiter four times.

Ratchet strap around it is the sneaky way to go.

That seems like a quick way to give someone carbon monoxide poisoning.

@@djhero0071 land of vrrrmmmm the free vrrrrrrrmm baby

@@djhero0071 Exhaust fumes build character

every bastard on site thinks hes the one doing the real work lol

At most a bricklayer would learn some basic first fix carpentry, you don’t see any of the 2nd fix so you would need to study a lot of lunchtimes to even understand that, then there’s joinery, cabinetry and furniture making, did you become a mason afterall ?

@@jonathanstafford750 I'm a red seal master brick and stone mason specializing in the restoration of historic buildings. I build wooden boats in my free time.

@@haggismacphreedom8270 woooot!!!

@@noxabellus that's true, but it's actually the plumbers.

LMAO

I'd send em to another tradie and tell em to go and ask for there 6inch repoduction tool.

Another good gag I heard was from a mechanic shop. This guy would dump all the bolts into a single bucket instead of keeping them organized as he took the assembly apart. So his buddies one day put some extra random bolts in there to make it look like he missed a step putting it back together. Apparently the guy freaked out and almost took everything apart again before they let him in on it.

As a 13 year Boy Scout, me and a few of the other newbies (Tenderfoots, I believe) were sent on a multi-campsite journey for a ‘left-handed sky hook’. Took 3 camps and someone asking for our ID 10-T (idiot) form to learn we’d been had!

In college my welding teacher would always ask the new guys to go get a bag of sparks or a glass hammer from the class next door and it would always work.

My boss would always have the great northerns for after work in the ute. Drink driving down country Victoria roads, everyday.

I had that happen but with a dude I did a group job interview with. Asked him for a lift home since he seemed cool. Get to his car he cracks a beer open and skulls and asks me to blow into his breatho so the car will start.

The most expensive part, the tomfoolery

What you don't know is this is exactly what you pay for lmao.

This is straight up half of what you pay for

@thanatos214 So you built your house entirely by yourself? People aren't lazy, they have better shit to do than waste time on a vanity project, and actually have enough money to pay professionals.

@Thanatos i agree, people are lazy now a days.

Good luck, in a couple years times you will be earning more than me and I have been working in finance for 10 years.

@@EatMyShortsAU It's never too late to change career paths mate. Go and do what you want, study, apprenticeship, mature-age degree, whatever. Good luck bro! 👍

@@sixstringedthing Cheers, thanks man. Yeah I did study some IT when I was not working and I was half decent at it, learned how to code a bit but I was not great at it. I think I will stick to what I like and I am good at for the time being.

@@EatMyShortsAU look, Just commit tax fraud and you'll make more money for the same amount of work

@@spoon_yes Yeah and it comes with free government accommodationat Silverwater or Long Bay).

It's gold as per usual.

Lol same still doing the ad

why dont u just watch the video before u comment

You're the only one who actually knows the end result of every tradie at the age of 40 , bonus on top being an alkie.

@@Ainaes-Felinemost average tradie. My boss is an electrician and he’s 50. Turned into a project manager at 40 and has no physical issues.

Then the boss stops replacing broken ladders because you are the ladder. Every penny counts or something

how tall are ya

Same brother. Worked resi for a bit before switching to commercial and pulling Romex for lights in soffits was cake at 6’7”

​@@jdkuhl3096Holy shit you're a giant!

It’s good to see this is such a tradition at every TAFE

@Jesus Gonzalez lol

@Jesus Gonzalez gotta make everything about race ey Billy?

@Jesus Gonzalez might focus on forgivness and cooperation. Notice that as messed up as bigots are, they get their opportunity to rebound just like anyone. So either you defuse the problem before hand, or you add fule until they return to prominence there by risking your own existamce.... Like I support my undocumented nieghbors taking refuge here in the states, but if they constantly target me with petty ethnocentric crap, then they loose my support. ... naturaly Americans have fewer of those problems because of generations of successfull integration, lending to further cooperation. Is it that way down under? If not, then make a little more effort. Sorry that its hard. But there are serios consiquences to failure. Maybe a robbery, maybe car jacking, maybe an eviction or deportation, maybe violence. Figured Id reach out... try not to be danm racist.

@Jesus Gonzalez about 1 in 14 apprentices where Indigenous Australians in 2019-2020- and that covers the wide range of trades from hair dressing to plumbing to horticulture and more. So pretty much only a few young Indigenous Australians enter the building trades. There are lots of reasons for this but central is how colonisation affected First Peoples in Australia. Jesus, it’s generally not accepted as appropriate to use ‘aborigines’ when referring to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island people. Chiefly as that word has some strong connections to historically racist attitudes. It would be up there with the “N” word to describe Afro-Americans in the USA. What you miss is that Garn posts videos of comedic observations on suburban Australian life. Accordingly it uses exaggeration and generalisations for effect. It is not to be understood as a true representation or literal depictions. Just like my above post was an exaggerated depiction of the goings on at Trade Colleges. Similarly, your building experience as you describe can’t be used as a broad representation of work productivity differences among all workers in the USA - it’s merely your anecdotal experience. So “Every Apprentice” is to not to be taken literally like you seem to have done. What you have done, Jesus, is to miss the self-deprecating humour that Aussie’s regularly use. What you have done is to act like a wowser- which is a particular Kiwi and Aussie slang word. Perhaps look up it’s definition.

im getting ready for a 9 hour shift of doing just that

Where the fuck do you work? I was on the shovel and labouring for 3 years on my apprenticeship

@@joe2653 i didn't even touch a shovel until i was qualified.

@@BaronVonShnozza damn I got ripped off haha, lucky I’m starting my electrical apprenticeship now so will never have to do hard work again 🤣

Rmmbr lads... Safety 3rd.

Wie schaut denn deine Einkaufsliste fürn Hornbach aus? 😉😁

@@davidstud3952 verdrängt

Oh Austria or as I like to call it the country Americans think is the same as Australia

let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!

@@malikthemadman Man, you are so funny I laughed so hard even my dormmate now has milk coming out of his nose. Ever given the thought of joining the circus?

first reply lol

Hi

@Nick Bond 🥺

@Nick Bond people care even less what you think about his comment😓

@Jesus Gonzalez bro did u accidentally reply to me or some shit. I have no clue what u are talking about.

What’s it like living under strict tyranny?

@@iGigaCow idk what u taking about

Honestly wouldn't call what this guy has "a moustache". Think he just sprinkled some pubes on there

@@noirceur_ what ever you call it. i think it suits him.

@@Liam_Tomhet I'm sure he'll be pleased to know he's making inroads with the LGBTQ community.

That's a doodoo stain

He looks like he glued his dad’s armpit hair on his upper lip

It's not that bad lol

The camera is only shacking so much because the camera isn’t a native Australian so he’s trying really hard not to fall off the world.

Was drunk sorry. . . get a knife . hic ...

Must have been rattling

yeah they pulled that one on me at 16..but I wasn't as green as I was cabbage looking. i was A.W.O.L for 6 hours and went back with about 40 minutes of the shift left. told the idiot who sent me that i was told they could only sell a long weight to a guy with a short cock.. and his wife said his was the shortest she'd seen

The kid is now a tradesman joiner / builder / carpenter / etc and you are still a kid working at BUNNIES ... !!!

I'd take Red Rooter over a box of dirty bird every day of the week. Otropo's even better.

their fried chicken is mint

@@moose8896 don't forget the pineapple fritters, must put crack in them

@@Lazbotable Pineapple fritters? I don't think I ever heard of those.

The CEO gotta do what he gotta do..

the good ole days

Ahhh yes. Nothing like almost dying in the morning from a horrible hangover

Did they send you on a mission to buy a left-handed hammer, mate?

@@moonboy5851 hahaha nope that was my first job when I worked installing fences, they got me with the wood stretcher 😂😂😂 after a moment I realized but just didn’t come back out of shame😆

ahhh the portaloo one makes me feel guilty 😂

How do you deal with the pay? Last apprenticeship I was offered paid less than I made at McDonald's as a teenager

@@mwbgaming28 nah man my company is pretty great with the pay, I’d say I just about tripled what I used to make at Pizza Hut as a kid in a week

@@shaunclayton3364 you're lucky then, 1st year apprenticeship pay is notoriously bad

@@mwbgaming28 not wrong there, but if you manage to stick around it he’s better

Gotta refill that bubble fluid

@Jesus Gonzalez aboriginals are 3% of the population there’s about 3 guys in this vid do the math of Aussie representation

literally mate, i used to have to do my flatmates in the morning before he went to work hahahahaha

I read all of this in Australian accent. Reminded me of The Big Lez Show. You aussies are fuckin wild haha, love it

@@BoughtNotBuilt mike nolans day out. FTP FTP! (film the cops) lol

Hi

This collab needs to happen 🤔

this needs to happen

It's humour not humor* You yanks should learn proper English

about 60 ez

Ahhh those porta loos. Where there's a sign that says push the lever TWICE to flush but the crap is still there after 2000 pushes

think its celsius

@@jamesfinlinson5545 well aware it is Celcius. Just saying it gets hotter than that. Especially the last week here in Townsville.

it probably gets to about 80-90 in the porta 40 is quite cold im aware he meant Celsius its obvious. if he added a C i couldn't joke about it.

Tough gig but someones gotta do it - signed, Ex-kitchenhand

That was me dropped out of year ten right into kitchen full time loaded on energy drinks and only breaks being for a smoko boss was always off his head free beer and food was pretty cool tho

Lol so true

Sky hooks, chequered paint and my favourite: a long weight.

Wtf this is a copy

Whitest Kids You Know: Aussie Edition