Every Mines Worker Ever...

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Every Mines Worker Ever... | Garn.

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The Aussie FIFO worker, the unironic backbone of the Australian economy. King of the Tradies. Blokes so skilled at operating heavy machinery, they are specially flown in from around the country. $300k a year to drive a big yellow Moxi truck around in circles, and live in shed (donga) for 6 months? Jokes on them mate, if I wasn't doing this, I'd be living in a shed anyway.
Every Mines Worker Ever... | Garn.
Every FIFO Worker Ever...
Every Miner Ever...
Every Fly in Fly Out Worker...
Every Heavy Machinery Operator...
Sh*t FIFO's Say....
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

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@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

300k a year to fly to WA and sleep in a shed?? jokes on them mate, if i wasnt doin this, i'd be livin in a shed anyway...

@Dozilicous 11 ай бұрын

I mean, ain't nothing wrong with the shed life... right?

@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

for any bozo's that think we're actually on 300k a year keep dreamin' we're essentially on centrelink cheers!

@ShoeysAdventures 11 ай бұрын

strangly accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dwmfty3111 11 ай бұрын

And still eating a block of cheese in the kitchen

@gazelle1189 11 ай бұрын

I sent u a message on my school computer yesterday

@maxnaz47 11 ай бұрын

You missed out on the part where you come home from shift to find your house completely empty, your bank account drained and a whole bunch of facebook photos of your missus relaxing on a beach at bali with her personal trainer... Apart from that, spot on!

@Stupididiot67 11 ай бұрын

too real

@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

very specific....

@Ghosty618 11 ай бұрын

That's strangely specific, mate 💀

@uncleputes 11 ай бұрын

It's okay mate, she didn't deserve you anyway.

@aviraj270 11 ай бұрын

Chin up mate, you’ll find someone better

@sczuo 11 ай бұрын

I'm starting to think Garn was employed to boost tourism in Australia

@urapooper362 11 ай бұрын

no, he's employed by centrelink to advertise potential jobs

@nicholascharles9625 11 ай бұрын

He'd do a better job than our last one.

@BasicXavier 11 ай бұрын

would have been the only good thing the government has done since free healthcare

@someoneelse1534 9 ай бұрын

How will you know if he’s serious unless you come Down Under for a look?

@AUG_XZABER 9 ай бұрын

Garn and Bluey hauling the Australian tourism industry.

@littlecatfeet9064 11 ай бұрын

Your mate scored 100% on his drug test, well done!

@aerisgainsborough2141 11 ай бұрын

didn't even study!!!

@dookiepost 11 ай бұрын

Drug test? What drugs are we testing?

@littlecatfeet9064 11 ай бұрын

@@dookiepost send me whatever you’ve got and I promise to tell you what’s good and what isn’t 😵‍💫

@isthisconnor 11 ай бұрын

He got a high distinction with out even trying. What a legend.

@Ian-of9oi 11 ай бұрын

Last drug test I took was multiple choice.

@SaulGoodman053 11 ай бұрын

Garn may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

@brandonzhou2233 11 ай бұрын

This is gold

@fungling7982 11 ай бұрын

Amazing that you watched the whole video and commented this 1 minute after it was posted!

@SaulGoodman053 11 ай бұрын

@@fungling7982 I already knew it was gonna be good before I watched it

@darkassassin6457 11 ай бұрын

Seen this comment way too much. Almost up there with the dogshit morbius comments

@fungling7982 11 ай бұрын

@@SaulGoodman053 Sorry I was rude!

@warcrimeenthusiast2537 11 ай бұрын

I work in the gold mines here in the United States, and I'm so happy to see that some things are universal to the mining experience! Only thing missing for me is the supervisor with a lump of coal up his ass saying "We've got to keep up production!"

@BType13X2 11 ай бұрын

up here processing bitumen in Canada same experience... "We need to have a truck loaded in 2 passes or the whole mine's shutting down." meanwhile record profits.

@unhippy1 11 ай бұрын

From a coal mine in New Zealand....supervisors losing their shit over production while the mine makes record profits is a universal mining experiance

@jake8748 11 ай бұрын

Australian gas fields the same.

@Northwoods208 11 ай бұрын

That's just running equipment in any setting. Logging, mining, infrastructure, oil and gas, the name changes, the game doesn't

@bamuz 11 ай бұрын

I’m in America. Where do I go to get on?

@AiSingingSongs 11 ай бұрын

my brother works in the mines and all he does is sit on his ass for a week then presses some buttons. you did this perfectly garn 100/10

@sendnoodles5437 11 ай бұрын

Apparently it's either that or being worked down to the bone by some racist abusive maniac

@PavlovKids 11 ай бұрын

What if someone is trying to track down Garn after every recording because he actually does the job, records and leaves

@jimmyrecard6021 11 ай бұрын

a true FIFO

@Dozilicous 11 ай бұрын

Genuinely wouldn't surprise me lol

@dadmum 11 ай бұрын

Wonder why it takes em so long to film every skit...

@FionaEm 11 ай бұрын

@@dadmumThey're in Townsville, mate. Time moves slowly up there 😅

@nathanfrank5160 11 ай бұрын

pinkertons on the hunt

@channingtaintum 11 ай бұрын

What baffles me is how Garn actually gets permission to get into these jobsites & facilities all so that his videos are even more accurate

@nkill6 11 ай бұрын

Hes wearing high vis man its all good

@mathew_maldonado 11 ай бұрын

@@nkill6cash in hand

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 11 ай бұрын

I dont see a mine, l see a storage yard

@funkyromero 7 ай бұрын

It is like aussie companies are actually run by people and not by corporate robots.

@cattysplat 11 ай бұрын

When I visited Perth in WA I was convinced the city was orbital dropped from space into endless desert. There's simply nothing outside the city limits, like Mega City 1 or the Cyberpunk Badlands.

@AfferbeckBeats 11 ай бұрын

There's hundreds of kilometers of forestland in the south all the way to the ocean though?

@JohnSmith-jh1iy 11 ай бұрын

Its pronounced “Perf”

@InvisiblerApple 11 ай бұрын

I've always been amused that Skyrim has a guy named Perth guarding a mine in the endless expanse before Markarth.

@GamingPenguin4545 11 ай бұрын

As a resident of Perth, I can tell you a decent chunk of that nothing is just farmland, and a RAAF air-base

@Nick_fb 11 ай бұрын

Shhhh, you'll make people look

@ladyyy_rosa 11 ай бұрын

Murph is the best character to represent Australian culture.

@cvytnioy56dvfuj4g7 11 ай бұрын

38 years in open cut mining. This is accurate. Very accurate.

@sethportwine7648 11 ай бұрын

My Dads a FIFO worker out in the mines and this is 100% accurate.

@gerardroll6468 11 ай бұрын

I can DEFINITELY see a sponsorship coming for the channel from Qantas for Garn 😂😂😂

@freeman10000 11 ай бұрын

Qantas, slack-arse Aussie airline. Give me Singapore Air any day 👍

@gerardroll6468 11 ай бұрын

@@freeman10000… Qantas sucks “the big one”… Singapore Airlines will ALWAYS be light years ahead of them in terms of quality service in all areas. I haven’t flown with them for a while but was made to feel right at home last time I flew with them back in 2018. I’ve had pretty good service from Virgin Australia since air travel opened up again 👍😄✈️

@timeodaneosetdona 11 ай бұрын

“How good are these jammies, hey?”

@mitchmackenzie3293 11 ай бұрын

[skilled labour noises] (*snoring*) You guys are a national treasure

@repeatsne9735 11 ай бұрын

Every roofer ever! Would be a bloody laugh

@kayboku7281 11 ай бұрын

omg that sleeping scene with the recordings is pure gold

@elizabethscott7660 11 ай бұрын

It's alright for the buggers above ground. Whole other s**t show for the moles underground. Get up in the dark, work in the dark, go to bed in the dark. Did you forget about the sheilas that drive heavy machinery and Haul trucks, and my mate the only female sparky on site? Other than than, you nailed it. Oh yeah, and the tax bracket.

@Tander098 11 ай бұрын

I had to get away from getting a long weight at bunnings to watch another Garn. masterpiece.

@TedJM 11 ай бұрын

Make sure you have a bucket to catch the sparks

@AfferbeckBeats 11 ай бұрын

Did they have any blinker fluid? I can't find that shit anywhere

@lazyperfectionist3978 11 ай бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats - Probaby in the aisle next to the tartan paint

@SamsonIsBored07 11 ай бұрын

@@lazyperfectionist3978isle 37?

@gerardroll6468 11 ай бұрын

@ 0:41 - 1:00… I couldn’t think of better publicity for Qantas than the highest “praise” from Garn 🇦🇺✈️👍🇦🇺

@zombum306 11 ай бұрын

“Hello m8, can I come onto your dangerous job site and film myself and friends being dickheads for 20 minutes. Cheers” Love it

@karlzuppin4823 11 ай бұрын

This is pretty accurate for machine operators. I'm a drillers offsider and I actually have to do hard work on my swing.

@davidhui7369 11 ай бұрын

any advice for someone wanting to get into the drilling gig as an offsider? especially if ill be young, fresh out of highschool? physcially capable

@willanthevillain418 11 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369Yeah, don’t

@davidhui7369 11 ай бұрын

?@@willanthevillain418

@karlzuppin4823 11 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369 it's pretty physically demanding. Plus being away from home so much can be a bit hard for some people. If you're interested in it though I'd say go for it

@bdawg3942 11 ай бұрын

A company like Oz drill is very popular with that. Perth has lots of drilling companies. Do a google search.

@ash6248 11 ай бұрын

Once again. Youve exposed an entire industry and we all love it 😂😂

@richardhaselwood9478 11 ай бұрын

As someone with more than 20 years in mining, the accuracy hurts, a lot....

@vicbittertoo 11 ай бұрын

same , fckn spot on :)

@borlae 11 ай бұрын

“It’s impossible for a person to never make a bad video” Garn- “hold my beer”

@mcrichards694 11 ай бұрын

This made me want to become an Australian miner

@FoldinBoxes 11 ай бұрын

The subtitles for this made me laugh. When the two are snoring together: [ Skilled worker noises ] lol

@MrHamsto24 11 ай бұрын

The caffeinated beverages is too true. We got glass front vending machines in our break room and everybody would keep updated on the rotating stock. "Did you see behind the watermelon monsters? There's a new brand back there!" "Oh yeah! Huh, never seen that kind before. Gotta try it." Or "Hey Barry, buy a Ho-Ho so I can get the Honey buns behind it!" Now I work for a bunch of coffee-drinking engineer mids.

@Motumatai3 11 ай бұрын

Worked in Open Cast in South Australia in the early 1980's. Very accurate portrayal of life. Back then half of us were stacking away the $$ flat out and the other half were pissing it all up against the wall. Oh, and our mine was wet. Some of the haul truck operators were 'bottle of bundy a night' guys.... Try that today and see how you get on🤔

@Daniel-qu2kh 11 ай бұрын

That's sad

@yamum1480 11 ай бұрын

finally a video about miners, I love miners

@nowthatsfunny8255 11 ай бұрын

As a former FIFO worker you pretty much nailed it 😂

@connordarvall8482 11 ай бұрын

I just checked out the welder video and realised these videos have continuity.

@The_Big_Unit69 11 ай бұрын

As a miner I can attest to how accurate this is 😂

@NateH-qd7bm 11 ай бұрын

Garn is sitting on a gold mine

@smellysam 11 ай бұрын

Gina Rinehart owns it and wants him git!

@Lethal_Virus 11 ай бұрын

Its great to see Garn's dodgy welds are holding up on the Qantas planes undercarriage

@jaydensimpson3 11 ай бұрын

As a Western Australian, i can’t resonate more with this

@IsaacWale2004 11 ай бұрын

You don't upload very much, but it's always worth it. Please make "every professional KZfaqr" ever 😂

@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

this one was very hard to pull together, filmin on a real airplane, inside a real airport, access to real mining machinery and processing plants - took us a while to get it all sorted

@ValhallaIronworks 11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy and you fuckin smashed it, mate! I'll never know how you pull off getting into all these places haha

@anmolsaxena_ 11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy hats off to you sir, for gracing us with some of the most relatable and entertaining short form content!

@kollinspencer847 11 ай бұрын

you know i have a skid loader you couldve used@@GarnComedy

@tempestgrav 11 ай бұрын

But they're running out of professions to take the possible out of!? Stockbrokers? Bookies? Bartenders? Teachers? Nurses? Fire Brigade? ...COPS!? LOL Strippers... m/f?

@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын

You forgot the 5am flights out, where you have to get up at 2:30am and battle the depression and fatigue as you realize that you spent your week off smoking crack the first 4 days and dread going back up for another swing, or how there's no Zoo magazines to read on smoko anymore. The depression is real when you're the only one on your crew who goes around bustin' your ass getting shit done, when you've had f-all rest on your break.

@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

smoke weed = sit on the couch for 13 hours straight smoke crack = drive a dozer around in circles for 13 days straight and make 600k

@dingerbell100 11 ай бұрын

Each way you cut it … this country is totally fucked guys … unless you run stock towards the centre.

@joshimawashi 11 ай бұрын

Zoo mag was awesome!!!

@geddon436 11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy 600k???? I would work for long as I can, saving as much money as I could.

@TryABaconSlice 10 ай бұрын

If you smoke crack you should be depressed 💀

@Silvblade79 Ай бұрын

Oh that last one had me giggle and got my boss interested. I told him it was educational video on proper people management.

@toms_fishing7023 11 ай бұрын

The one I’ve always been waiting for, should do a part 2- every night shift worker ever, get paid overtime with no supervisors around 😂😂

@hellrazor117 Ай бұрын

“Fatigue management” I’m stealing that

@nickyboy22071989 11 ай бұрын

Murph I've just hit one year on the mines and you've made me so happy.

@barbros2023 11 ай бұрын

This guy connections are crazy, he's gone thru more jobs than most people

@arthurmorgan4137 11 ай бұрын

Gotta love it when Gary uploads

@tobybillings3681 11 ай бұрын

who the fucks Gary

@CASA-dy4vs 11 ай бұрын

Garn is an absolute golden channel. Peak comedy of this century

@aliceroberts5928 11 ай бұрын

I need a behind the scenes, the production quality on this is insane

@DJDynablend 10 ай бұрын

Next minute your enjoying ya "Complimentary cup of water and cheese cracker" from Qantas hahaha😂😂

@virtualcecil5918 11 ай бұрын

This just shows what miners actually do in some regions lifeline. (the regions already done for.)

@mcflappy01 11 ай бұрын

this bloke be holding my sanity up

@dancingoptimusprime2285 11 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one for quite awhile❤

@AL-yk9on 11 ай бұрын

man through hard times im going through right now. thank you garn for the laughs ahaha

@angelolo5626 11 ай бұрын

SITTING HERE REFRESHING FOR GARN I LOVE YOUUU, Legend of Australia right here everyone

@benhudson4014 11 ай бұрын

Hey man i got into uncontrollable laughter the entire story, The trifecta, best medicine. Bravo xxx

@DaNargh42 11 ай бұрын

Don't get me started on some of my workmates. Underground pit fitters can legitimately hide in a dark corner and take a 5 hour kip

@Kristenoyinbo 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@matthewwood3394 4 ай бұрын

The two blokes asleep with the recording talking to each other is the best.

@pelago_ 11 ай бұрын

This was awesome, you’re fucking smashing it and the quality is so consistent. I’m proud of you big dog

@AllOverGrim 9 ай бұрын

I love this channel so much, its like australian letterkenny

@dr.nosborn6330 11 ай бұрын

Apart from the great possibility of seeing the partner of your life leave because you were away too much. Spot on as always 😂😂😂

@bradschneider82 11 ай бұрын

This shit never fails to make me laugh. True Aussie classic once again

@benperson5339 11 ай бұрын

Watching this while bludging in the office at my FIFO job 👍

@ermagerd101 11 ай бұрын

I worked with a fella who was on eccy's the night before shift, and 'bent a mirror' (put a truck on it's side) the next day. The nerds in their hi-vis vests were on him within seconds asking for a piss sample. He was very productive up until that moment.

@Dom34007 11 ай бұрын

Thinking about going to the mines as an electrician, had to be early in this video 😂

@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын

Become a sparky in a dewatering crew! All you do is wire up bore pumps to the headworks, you'll learn how soft-starters work and genset tweaking. Safer to work above ground too..

@Dom34007 11 ай бұрын

@@BusyMEOW oh yeah I’ll have a look, I originally wanted to do house electrical

@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын

@@Dom34007 You'll learn some plumbing things too, like water rates litres per second. The sparky's get left alone, new ones get partnered up with old guys to learn how things are. 😊 Make money now, retire later fat and happy with a nice house

@jusTeHz 9 ай бұрын

Garn always delivers, he just mines out these like shooting stars

@Alfiy_Wolf 11 ай бұрын

You forgot to add the guy who signed up because he misunderstood what they meant by miner

@BMS-59_LIVE 11 ай бұрын

FARK YEAH

@mattlewis8889 11 ай бұрын

Sellin piss to tradies makes a killin boys.

@Chunkyjalapeno 11 ай бұрын

QUEENSLANDER!

@notthefbi7932 11 ай бұрын

Got it down to a 3 hour work week 😂😂😂😂

@beaniedogz 11 ай бұрын

Never took Murph as a Ghost fan, but here we are lol

@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын

Ghost is one of my favourite Swedish bands! (I have a small playlist of Ghost on my channel 😊)

@fjuuh 9 ай бұрын

Lads doing solid marketing in Gielinor gotta hand it to them.

@meanintellectual5222 11 ай бұрын

he's now what i imagine what everyone from townsville looks like

@aonbrogan8266 11 ай бұрын

What I've learned from Garn is that the difference between American laborers and Australian tradies is inconsequential at best and non-existent at worst.

@meisteremm 10 ай бұрын

Just different terms of "endearment" for the bosses.

@technalite 11 ай бұрын

Garn does it again!

@NixFanBoy007 11 ай бұрын

Another gem boys. Always a laugh!

@spudlee3547 11 ай бұрын

Hahahaha Spot on Mate CHeerS 🍻🇦🇺💪

@gregorypeck876 3 ай бұрын

Don’t go telling everyone what we’re up too ! Their all wanna piece 😂

@WAGGERSS 11 ай бұрын

Sleeping hahahah "mate it's my fatigue management" so accurate

@Overtune07 11 ай бұрын

Mate I love this video especially the end part

@dissect123 11 ай бұрын

We need a compilation video where all professions meet up.

@rrocketman 11 ай бұрын

on a mine site or bunnings?

@lachieniven5273 11 ай бұрын

This is always golden

@native2020 11 ай бұрын

yeah mate

@redtsun67 11 ай бұрын

I was that guy who tried all the different caffeinated beverages in the morning. I'd come to work with a different flavor of some energy drink, my coworkers would ask me how it tasted/how well it worked. It was like christmas morning whenever the gas station I stopped at got a new brand or flavor in stock.

@paulscarvexx6911 11 ай бұрын

There is an impressive amount of production values here.

@medcorps7206 11 ай бұрын

Babe wake up! New Garn video posted

@mootheconqueror1965 11 ай бұрын

Garn has done it again

@GainingDespair 11 ай бұрын

I always look forward to these

@stephanopapadimitriou4789 11 ай бұрын

Garn never disappoints

@panther__doge9875 11 ай бұрын

Hey Connor, here's an idea for another video, "Every Farmer Ever..." I would like to see that but fkn solid videos mate been watching for a year now from NZ and I can confidently say that a lot of these videos are very relatable to NZ's situation as well. YEA MATE!

@Ravenger_Crypto 11 ай бұрын

Love all the videos you guys make, they all ways make me laugh!

@moroteseoinage 11 ай бұрын

The trick is you gotta say “amen” when you get woken up from a nap.

@RyantheHeathen. 11 ай бұрын

Nothing's holding it better in this climate than Murph's hat.

@濽 11 ай бұрын

another garn classic

@cesta1117 11 ай бұрын

Couldn’t pay me 1Million Dollars to do that work.

@enduro-parts-aus 11 ай бұрын

the glasses bit at the end done me in 😂

@HughRussell06 11 ай бұрын

That outro was just as funny as the video 😂

@adamsnare7431 11 ай бұрын

Hardhat on the table, that's a carton

@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын

you can't see it cause i changed where i was filming from but we do have a big 'NO HATS ON TABLE' sign on the table right next to the hat - little bts for those who know

@adamsnare7431 11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy I learnt the hard way 😂