Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation

Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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Stewart Francis, the full-on gag merchant, fills this compilation with his legendary one-liners and they will come thick and fast. Stewart is at no point flustered, delivering it all in a laid-back manner which, oozes confidence. He always packs the gags in without even breaking a sweat! 🤣
An internationally acclaimed stand-up comedian, accomplished actor, and writer, Stewart Francis is one bloody talented Francis of all trades.
Watch more of Stewart Francis here: • Stewart Francis' BEST ...
00:00 - Romance (Series 10, Episode 11)
01:24 - Family (Series 6, Episode 10)
03:13 - School (Series 7, Episode 5)
04:23 - Relationships (Series 7, Episode 6)
05:42 - Health (Series 7, Episode 8)
07:03 - Marriage (Series 9, Episode 8)
08:37 - Jobs (Series 10, Episode 3)
09:56 - Family (Series 11, Episode 7)
11:10 - Work (Series 8, Episode 3)
12:16 - Leisure (Series 9, Episode 5)
13:34 - Jobs (Series 12, Episode 7)
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@switchmuso 13 күн бұрын

The best, laugh-out-loud comedy on KZfaq. As good as it gets.

@dr.gudmundssonaircraftdesign 12 күн бұрын

Hands down one of my top favorite comedians. Stewart, if you read this: Please come out of retirement. The world needs suave, smooth, funny comedians like you!

@Paul-eb9qj Ай бұрын

When you get Frankie Boyle to laugh out loud you know you're funny

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

Was going to say the same. 👍

@truthwillout2371 24 күн бұрын

Eh? Is Frankie Boyle the benchmark? Since when? SF is much funnier and much more talented than FB.

@Paul-eb9qj 24 күн бұрын

@@truthwillout2371 nobody said he was the benchmark. You're getting into an argument with yourself.

@biggusdickus5986 24 күн бұрын

@@truthwillout2371 Frankie in his early days on the show was outrageously funny, he could make lightning fast observations that bit like a shark, he could spin out a story, he could plumb the depths and still make you laugh, you could listen to Frankie for hours, wheras the one liners Stewart, Tim Vine, Gary Delaney, Milton Jones are rib tickling for about 15 mins before it starts too pall, l don't know why but others have said the same they're great acts as long as they're not on too long, some kind of mental fatigue sets in after a short while.

@lukeadv 23 күн бұрын

Yep, Frankie getting tickled by material outside the pattern.

@user-xg4td3gg7e 15 күн бұрын

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

@ggggghdhkhfsgh 4 күн бұрын

Seen that joke on a comedy channel

@BmanTheChamp Ай бұрын

Stewart's definitely one of, if not my favourite, one-liner comedians.

@lawren-hollienelson9948 17 күн бұрын

There are so many of these Great one- liner comedians. One of my favorites is Milton Jones.

@Farweasel 22 сағат бұрын

@@lawren-hollienelson9948 Gary Delaney & Frankie Boyle are class acts in the arena too

@kkhera3730 14 күн бұрын

He's got every comic laughing 😅👏

@gunnerlangy 14 сағат бұрын

Except Andy Parsons, but he wouldn't recognise comedy, would he?

@kkhera3730 4 сағат бұрын

@@gunnerlangy 😂😂😂

@markproctor3100 3 күн бұрын

You know someone is a top comedian when they have all the other comedians in stitches 👍🤣

@acousticsoundz1985 Ай бұрын

Unlike a lot of netflix "Specials" I laughed all the way through this 15 minute compilation. All the f*cking way.

@graemefeeney2256 23 күн бұрын

I agree and I think it’s due to the majority of ‘comedians’ today tell long drawn out stories that we might relate to. They don’t have actual jokes or material.

@timtravasos2742 7 сағат бұрын

He never fails!

@ScooterOnHisWay2024 Ай бұрын

He is THE BEST at one liners.

@williamkelly9374 Ай бұрын

Ever heard of Tim Vine?

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

And, Gary Delaney and Milton Jones.

@ScooterOnHisWay2024 Ай бұрын

@@williamkelly9374 Nope. I'll have to google him.

@andrewholburn3094 Ай бұрын

@@williamkelly9374 Some of Gary Delaney are rib crackin'

@rigel5 Ай бұрын

King of the one-liners. Love this guy ..... "The cure for agoraphobia is just around the corner" ..... Brilliant! (fear of going outside)

@Walperion_Music Ай бұрын

Just now I'm seeing Frankie seeming to enjoy Stewart's style a lot.

@nigelhart3897 Ай бұрын

Stewart Francis. Class.

@luqeprisecaru8507 Ай бұрын

How. Does. He. Keep coming up with so many amazing puns

@timrobinson6893 Ай бұрын

He works backwards from the cliche and invents the scenario...

@DursunX Ай бұрын

i enjoy watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis 😂

@user-cy7fd1uf6b 25 күн бұрын

I enjoyed reading about you enjoying watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis

@biggusdickus5986 25 күн бұрын

@@user-cy7fd1uf6b l enjoyed reading about you enjoying reading about him enjoying watching Frankie enjoying watching Stewart, who we were all enjoying. Enjoy.

@Paulf1fan Ай бұрын

Probably the best debut there's been on Mock The Week

@ghomerhust Ай бұрын

yeah im glad they had him back a lot. he fit the style of the whole show really well

@robakajackflash 4 күн бұрын

a very underrated comic. His delivery is perfect.

@smooney4908 Ай бұрын

I had to repeat the "Way Too Young" one like 3 times! That was crazy! 😆 🤣

@sabrinarogers8045 28 күн бұрын

I'm guessing your not to old then

@CyclopeanCityDweller Ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

@biggusdickus5986 21 күн бұрын

I've never laughed mune hard ever, l need porn for that 😂

@MervynPartin Ай бұрын

I've seen him live on stage- brilliant.

@warren52nz Ай бұрын

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

@emgee44 Ай бұрын

He’s very good with the quick one liners, another comedian that’s also good is Tim Vine.

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

And Gary Delaney

@nigelbrigstock19 18 күн бұрын

No swearing no f this f that. Brilliant

@coppulor6500 Ай бұрын

my dad's schizophrenic.....he's good people. 🤣

@karlparker4680 Ай бұрын

That golden showers joke is an absolute god tier dad joke, hysterical

@CEO786 8 күн бұрын

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work! ❤😂

@dubyah8824 Ай бұрын

Wow, Frankie Boyle really enjoyed that 2nd set!

@bestthinger 2 күн бұрын

At first I didn't believe my father stole from his job as a lollipop man, but all the signs were there 🤣🤣

@CoreyHunter Ай бұрын

Haven't heard many of these from him before. Thanks for uploading!

@grf15 Ай бұрын

Quite a number of these are from his standup routines. Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

@Island_Lady Ай бұрын

Here it's is April 2024 and I've just now seen my first video of Jokes On Us. Of course I had to subscribe. I had never heard of Stewart Francis' but I'm a fan. He had my laughing hysterically. Sarah Millican is favorite female comedian and Jimmy Carr is also a favorite so I look forward to seeing their videos. Being in the US we don't hear much about the UK comedians so thanks for giving me the opportunity to hear them here. 😂 👍

@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Ай бұрын

Check out frankie boyle 👌

@batters4718 Ай бұрын

Milton Jones for a clean one liner and Gary Delaney for some more crude

@Island_Lady Ай бұрын

@@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Thx for the suggestion. I will definitely look him up.

@Island_Lady Ай бұрын

@@batters4718 Thank you for the suggestions. Laughter IS the best medicine so I will look them up. ☺️

@ghomerhust Ай бұрын

@@batters4718 yes, excellent suggestions for one liners! milton did an Appolo that i saw once and it was absolutely NUTS

@grahambunton377 Ай бұрын

Mock The Week has very few real comedians [ones that make you laugh] Stewart Francis is one of the best.

@kenbrownfield6584 Ай бұрын

Brilliant jokes !

@fergmac1 Ай бұрын

Killers! Top notch!

@johnledingham852 Ай бұрын

Stewart Francis is a great comedian. Funny that.

@kieranwelsh327 29 күн бұрын

To make frankie boyle laugh .. crazy

@johnnieflashlite6740 Ай бұрын

Awesome

@stevetaylor-yi5hh Ай бұрын

Very funny guy lmfao

@MartinDurden 16 сағат бұрын

Stewart is tailor made for this type of show

@stephenspeer3123 Ай бұрын

Hey, in the title, you used the possessive apostrophe correctly. Well done!

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

People often have a go at me over my bad grammar, but l just say " dont tell me tell my grandad she's his wife "

@jeanniebell9493 Ай бұрын

LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!

@laurenceforward7099 22 күн бұрын

I like my coffee how i like my women --- picked by migrant workers ....... this guy had me cracking up

@jeffl.9633 Ай бұрын

"I once applied for a job selling mirrors, but didn't get it. I was disappointed because that was a career in which I could really see myself."

@nickwebb4537 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@christopherdavis4135 Ай бұрын

On reflection, maybe it wasn't for you.

@jeffl.9633 Ай бұрын

@@christopherdavis4135 - "I've been completely broken up about it, but after seven long years, I think I can move on."

@Jc27uhh4h4h4 Ай бұрын

he's like if Milton was not stoned

@BrushEggleston 29 күн бұрын

Smart slick hilarious

@alanaldpal950 Ай бұрын

Funny that no one else gets picked

@sampleoffers1978 Ай бұрын

Gary Shandling's funny dude thank's youtube suggestion, cue the glad whistle outros

@ludovisian5063 24 күн бұрын

Bald guy looks eaten up with envy

@teenastetic3681 Ай бұрын

Your welcome a great Canadian export

@Clearlight201 Ай бұрын

It looks like Andy Parsons doesn't enjoy Stuart's humour at all.

@russellprout723 Ай бұрын

I dont ever see him laugh at the other comedians. Maybe he his thinking about his next line or joke

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

Hah, just said Andy didn't look like he was enjoying Stewart, Andy is a good comedien in his own right, l have to think he wouldnt be so obvious as to look bored with another professionals act as it would evince the kind of comment just made here, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was concentrating on his next line. 😂

@Juvefan68 Ай бұрын

He never laughs at anyone else wth

@buffalo182 21 күн бұрын

Andy parsons is as funny as a speeding fine

@david_4739 Ай бұрын

It's hard to tell if the other comedians don't get the joke, or are busy working out what they're going to say when its their turn, or are just gutted that they've got to follow that.

@rainerseeger4195 Ай бұрын

They have their jokes ready and rehearsed, the topics are pre arranged, and not random.

@user-cy7fd1uf6b 25 күн бұрын

Do the producers just ask the comedians what part of their act they want to perform then put up a category that matches it?

@adamreiss8446 23 күн бұрын

Has anyone else noticed that the only comedian that stands there stony faced and never reacts or shows the slightest bit of interest in other comedian´s jokes is Andy Parsons?

@Helenah51 Ай бұрын

Looks like the English comedians weren’t enjoying some real comedic talent

@spinynormanbest6410 Ай бұрын

They're not comedians

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

Andy Parsons didn't seem impressed did he, andhe is a good comedien of the observational type, but Stewarts great at his job, maybe Andy was just concentrating. 😅

@ricedmond661 Ай бұрын

When comedians were funny

@adammitchell7403 Ай бұрын

Don't u mean the audience weren't pussys

@sverigeforst6615 Ай бұрын

Yeah. But you have to consider, they aren't allowed to be funny any more, everything is now offensive or racist or something else... 😢

@rusty75ish 17 күн бұрын

@@sverigeforst6615 No it's not, bellends just like to say that. More offensive comedians than ever are allowed

@thefivepoints 16 күн бұрын

@@rusty75ishno bellend they're not thats nonsense. You can't have funny comedians anymore because the snowflakes who get offended by everything have too big a voice. You just get rob and romesh now who tick a diversity box but aren't funny.

@thefivepoints 16 күн бұрын

.....and people weren't offended by everything.

@jcrebello03 14 күн бұрын

He is good and bad at the same time

@tanz7877 23 күн бұрын

Canned laughter just ruins it

@TC_83 13 күн бұрын

😂

@chrispartridge1118 11 күн бұрын

That Andy parsons never laughs at anybody’s else’s jokes except his own .and his jokes are the worst

@remektekmedia6641 19 күн бұрын

I hate the canned laughter all the time.

@mcraig 14 күн бұрын

Studio audience =/= canned laughter

@colin4797 Ай бұрын

Rubbish

@kevincull1091 21 күн бұрын

The fact that everyone laughed at all the jokes part from Andy Parsons shows how bitter and resentful he is. Shame!

@JustMe-yi8cd Ай бұрын

Happy birthday dad ? Not at all funny. This guy is sick.

@biggusdickus5986 21 күн бұрын

Glad your sense of humour bypass went well 🤗

@stevepayne5965 17 күн бұрын

Congratulations, the sense of humour bypass seems to have been a complete success.

@daveozip4326 Ай бұрын

Americans just don’t get it - sorry to disagree with almost everyone here but I’d give his effort 4/10 at the most. Pathetic.

@TC_83 13 күн бұрын

Most likely too highbrow for you

@jackieedmondson8422 Ай бұрын

Boooooring

@ramsey6681 Ай бұрын

Don't despair though. I'm sure you'll be fascinating when you've grown up.

@biggusdickus5986 Ай бұрын

Yes the first hurdle is knowing what you are now with therapy and some years behind you you'll grow into a sense of humour, and well done for admitting it on a huge platform like KZfaq, thats the first hurdle down.. One day you might be slightly interesting.