30 minutes of best one-liners. Mock The Week Compilation by Gary Delaney

30 minutes of best one-liners. Mock The Week Compilation by Gary Delaney - all 18 Wheel of news sets

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3 жыл бұрын

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This is a compilation of all 18 times I did the Wheel of News round on Mock The Week between 2012 and 2017. It's mostly stuff from my first and second tours, and a lot of it I later reused on Live at the Apollo.
I've a new tour on sale now for the second half of 2021 and 2022. The first dates are already on sale at www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen from Covid 19 shutdowns, so don't worry I'm not planning on leaving out Brum, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Belfast, Norwich and all the other currently missing places. I'll let my mailing list know when new venues are added or when sold out venues drop social distancing and hence release more tickets.
On Blue Monday 18th Jan 2021 I'm releasing a free download of my first tour show to subscribers to my mailing list. You can join at www.garydelaney.com
OK, that's it. If you want to follow me on my socials the easiest way is probably to use the link on my website. If you want to subscribe to this channel you're welcome.

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@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 жыл бұрын

Tour dates: www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.

@YvonneWilson312 3 жыл бұрын

See you on 5th Feb 2022, Gary!

@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 жыл бұрын

See you in Diss

@jonathanrandall5503 3 жыл бұрын

See you in a fortnight

@jonathanrandall5503 3 жыл бұрын

Oh those flixzone comments are a scam.

@itookallthenames 3 жыл бұрын

I felt that squirrel joke, poor gingers

@chrisparti 3 жыл бұрын

The problem with watching Gary I have found is that I try to remember one of his jokes and the next one erases it as I try to remember that one lol

@andrewfrazer7829 3 жыл бұрын

The problem for me, is I cannot enjoy my beer whilst watching as I will choke or spray my keyboard with beer, why is this guy not more famous? Thanks for your comment.

@arthurjarrett1604 3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean. I watched this whole video last night and remembered precisely one joke for work this morning (Scouse breakdown service (I'm from Liverpool))!

@RuiChui 3 жыл бұрын

Well, at least you'll remember the last one.

@damienjoseph7540 3 жыл бұрын

Bit of a looker or voyeur, pulled a sickie, one of the perks of working at a hospital 😂yeah I never remember either

@brucerouffian2630 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewfrazer7829 I literally couldn't remember any of these jokes until I saw them mentioned in these comments. How does a comic do this for hours?

@meatballg8655 2 жыл бұрын

The instant regret on the girlfriend’s mum joke is priceless

@randomglyn 2 жыл бұрын

When other comedians are really enjoying themselves you know you're good

@fezzik7619 Жыл бұрын

This makes no sense. Other comedians are the same as everyone else. They laugh at what’s funny. It’s not as though they’re somehow more pretentious and discerning about what they’ll laugh at just because they’re also comedians.

@pwuk Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 what makes it all the funnier is when he laughs at his own jokes.

@ToddPierzina Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 Sure, they’ll chuckle at funny stuff. But I do think that people who spend their working life studying the craft of comedy will have an extra appreciation for something particularly well-written and delivered.

@BrandNewByxor Жыл бұрын

I reckon it's hard to fully enjoy the jokes from other comedians while trying to remember your own. Gary's jokes push right through and have everybody laughing regardless

@dermotosullivan3065 Жыл бұрын

Most of them looked like they were already well familiar with his material.

@michaelarnold417 2 жыл бұрын

"Are you going to put it up yourself?" "I was thinking of the living-room" 🤣🤣🤣

@TheTruthKiwi 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when the joke is so funny and/or rude that Gary starts laughing himself. I could never have a beer with this guy because I'd end up wearing it all down my front and he'd be covered in it too.

@TheTruthKiwi 2 жыл бұрын

@Grandson Of Cherve Yup. Thanks a lot man

@robertfish4052 Жыл бұрын

If its good enough to spit joke medicine all over. Then it's funnier than the cost of beer! My mom in law was a big joker, I spat at her often as possible.

@TheTruthKiwi Жыл бұрын

@@robertfish4052 😂😂😂 I spit at mine too, even when she's not joking 😂😂😂

@JamesThomas-zl9er 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when other comedians are clearly finding Gary quite so funny… the one liner is an art form itself… his delivery is brilliant and the material excellent

@brandonjames2368 Жыл бұрын

One liners are absolutely an art form. There's no room for lengthy setups or drawn-out punchlines. The delivery has to be perfect. This guy is one of the greats at one liners.

@Turzik 10 ай бұрын

Witty, short, funny - linguistic humour included. It is also pleasant that subtitles are present.

@MykeLewisMusic 3 жыл бұрын

Annoying the Israeli flatmate by giving him the mail addressed to the Occupier. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. 🤣

@keithburgess4088 2 жыл бұрын

I have one as a neighbour and he's getting all mine as of now !

@stevehardeman7209 2 жыл бұрын

Comedy GOLD

@kevriley3255 2 жыл бұрын

@H4144 As the great aussie comic Steve Hughes said about being offended - "So what? Nothing happens. I'm offended whenever I see a boy band!". You CHOOSE to be offended. It's a purely subjective response. Maybe stop watching him if his tongue in cheek quips ruffle your feathers. Also, avoid Chubby Brown, Mickey Flanagan or Jim Jefferies. You might have an aneurysm. Lighten up.

@itsalondonthing9562 2 жыл бұрын

Delaney your jokes are truly brilliant!!!, keep up the good work!! 👍

@mikeabba1990 2 жыл бұрын

Surprised he hasn't been dragged through the streets en route to the gallows for his 'anti semitism'. Thank you Mr.Delaney for standing your ground in the name of humour, I salute you

@lolaaaaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын

That b.gay joke was great, must be the best feeling for comedians having people giggle for so long after the punchline

@jameshollyoak8230 4 ай бұрын

He used that joke before but said cliff Richard instead of uncle

@Rayk76 Жыл бұрын

The sharpest of minds to rattle those one liners out

@raysmusic49 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh!

@scign 2 жыл бұрын

Gary called me himself and invited me to attend one of his gigs, so I came. I was at work at the time and my boss wasn't too happy with the mess.

@lolaaaaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын

This is a good joke

@grassrootsfootball225 2 жыл бұрын

you cant teach the delivery it's just natural... top notch

@hughwallace5689 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic watching the faces of the other so called comedians realising there not comedians

@Listerofsmeg81 2 жыл бұрын

I was brave/foolhardy enough to watch this whilst drinking tea...XD

@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын

These brilliant comedians on youtube are what has kept me sane these past 5 years. LOL doesn't even begin to describe how they brighten my days.

@markomarten 2 жыл бұрын

The dead dog thing made me laugh, it shouldn’t be funny but it made me laugh!

@nickthefox72 2 жыл бұрын

Filled the escort with diesel....she died 😂😂

@cosmojonesmusic 2 жыл бұрын

Just discovered this guy. He's brilliant. Belly laughing is so good for the soul. 😅🤣😅🤣😅

@mom2mmpt 2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@steveath 2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more!

@unloveableandre Жыл бұрын

Man, when you laugh it's the best. When the jokes are too good even for yourself? That's pure art.

@raesene 2 жыл бұрын

ok this video wins the "I actually have to stop watching this, I'm laughing too hard" award.

@wwooww63 3 жыл бұрын

must have been living under a rock, after seeing this for the first time , not many comedians make you laugh out loud when your in a room on your own, Gary you had me in tears ,please come to Australia

@DjNikGnashers 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely love Gary's work, and Tim Vine too.

@livb6945 3 жыл бұрын

His humour is like a venn diagram of Milton Jones and Jimmy Carr, both favourites of mine. Wonderful!!

@Choober65 2 жыл бұрын

Now THAT is a clever description.

@ashleelmb Жыл бұрын

And you forgot to mention Tim Vine.

@johnhughes2681 3 жыл бұрын

You're at the top of your game when your fellow comedians are in stitches and the audience laughs before you even get going.

@lilymarinovic1644 3 жыл бұрын

I think so too - just to see the reactions of Chris Addison and Greg Daviea was joyous!

@coz1van688 Жыл бұрын

This bloke is 👏brilliant

@mattmatt7305 2 жыл бұрын

Watching the faces on all the other stand ups as they realise a one-liner guy is absolutely slaying them!

@WhiteErFox 3 жыл бұрын

As sharp as a knife, and fast as a bullet train. Loved it!

@reggiethecommenter9137 2 жыл бұрын

Knock knock Who's there? Granddad. Oh sh*t, stop the funeral.

@dasmaurerle4347 3 жыл бұрын

What a brilliant, brilliant comic!

@jamesbutler6253 2 жыл бұрын

The only comedian that EVERYONE and every other comedian laugh at.

@Walleroonie Жыл бұрын

Tim Vine is the same, as was Sean Lock..........

@TheHippocrocapig Жыл бұрын

I'm sure the beef stew with dumplings joke goes down brilliantly with his missus Sarah millican 🤣🤣🤣

@James92453 3 жыл бұрын

I love Greg Davies reaction to the one at 2:48

@demonmonsterdave 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that reaction was never rehearsed. It's basically reality.

@trainmanbob 2 жыл бұрын

One of our finest comedians and the King of one liners.

@GregMcCain 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this a dozen times and still in tears of laughter at every punchline.

@lazatron2547 2 жыл бұрын

Gary is an effing GENIUS!!

@ThatsnewsTV 2 жыл бұрын

Of course he is. He is from Solihull!

@doozerakapuckfutin 3 жыл бұрын

I can listen to Gary all day long .

@slayerrocks2 2 жыл бұрын

Best one-liner comedian I've ever seen.

@timpadgett9155 Жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know what's funnier. Other comedians laughing at Gary's jokes or Gary himself laughing at them!

@24magiccarrot 3 жыл бұрын

I went to see Gary Delaney live, his opening line was "what are you doing in my house".

@myleschilton3473 2 жыл бұрын

One of the few guys who could clap his hands together at the end of a joke and honestly say “I’ve got a million of em”.

@kernowrock555 2 жыл бұрын

I have 'never' laughed so much! Every single one liner had me in stitches !! I am a MEGA new fan !!

@chalkster4723 Жыл бұрын

Went to see Gary in Portsmouth last night (03/03/23) My jaw was absolutely aching with laughter. Fantastic evening.

@tr7k39 Жыл бұрын

As a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 i know humour when i 👀 it & this guys 1 liners are 🧨 a 10🌟 I'd say the Best 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 comedian I've ever seen.

@edwardmccoy343 2 жыл бұрын

I sat here and laughed for a solid half an hour! Gary is a great comedian.

@biggusdickus2312 Жыл бұрын

I love it when jokes are delivered like this. Instead of having a 3 minute long joke with a disappointing punchline this is quick jokes thrown at us with each one being hilarious. Great comedian.

@jonathanwinfield6000 Жыл бұрын

I do at times like longer ones. But the impressive part about one liners verses longer jokes if you mess up a little and see the audiences reactions you can fix it to make the punchline work. However, with one liners you either have it or you don't!

@lloydbotway5930 2 жыл бұрын

Gary is a short set-up punchline genius.

@mikerigley1 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know, he looks average height to me.

@dsd310580 2 жыл бұрын

Watch this every so often and piss myself every time.

@bobpert4030 2 жыл бұрын

An insane level of punning perfection!

@jimbobble3887 Жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I watch this it still has me belly laughing, just brilliant

@robertkeable1627 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for all the laughs. Be well and stay safe.

@livelife7428 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely fantastic. Had hectic day, watched this now chilling out having cried with laughter. He's superb.

@jamesbond7425 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant absolutely brilliant . . . that's my one liner

@michaelcollins8845 2 жыл бұрын

I thin you are fantastic sir....cant stop watching all your stuff

@brucerouffian2630 2 жыл бұрын

I love one-liners. You and Milton Jones both crack me up. Strange that Lee Mack generally leaves me cold.

@Chrisinpommyland 2 жыл бұрын

Lee has always been stingy with blankets and such

@martinjasper7650 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hillarious Gary...

@Dwarfboy666 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when one guy is so funny he has all the other comedians roaring with laughter That’s FUNNY

@TheMazocal 2 жыл бұрын

Mr Sarah millican is hillarious

@hound03 Жыл бұрын

I watched 2 videos tonight in a row. First time seeing and hearing You. You are hilarious! Thank You for the Laughs!

@tcac1687 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Brilliant

@SPRNVA_11 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love these jokes. Superb.

@EelingStudios 3 жыл бұрын

Gary Delaney is THE funniest comedian I've ever seen, this video made me howl. Thanks very much Gary.

@davidbrown6878 3 жыл бұрын

The funniest man alive!

@stewartross1233 3 жыл бұрын

It's like being in the ring with Mike Tyson, he hits you with one, then another and another, you're left reeling! Absolutely brilliant.

@Bleak5170 2 жыл бұрын

Must confess I'd never heard of this guy before but I am literally laughing so hard I'm crying while watching this. Brilliant.

@peterjeffery1854 2 жыл бұрын

one of the best one liners i have ever seen even the other comics were laughing

@coddiwomplingwithrob 3 жыл бұрын

And he didn't repeat a single joke. That's amazing.

@geraldfrost4710 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! It was well edited!

@HowievYT 2 жыл бұрын

Oh you ARE delightfully clever and so damn funny! Your speed of recall and delivery is a master-class. Thanks, never stop!

@irielion3748 7 ай бұрын

Saw him live once. Joke after joke after joke. Legend

@jonathanburke8738 3 жыл бұрын

Gary, you are a very funny guy. Keep doing it, laughter is the best medicine!

@captainbirdsi3502 3 жыл бұрын

Unless you have chlamydia in which case it’s penicillin

@cancer_sucks 2 жыл бұрын

@@captainbirdsi3502 HAA!

@funboyone3765 3 жыл бұрын

Omg the zulu joke is hilarious

@RuudJH 3 жыл бұрын

when you can make comedians laugh.... you are a a comedian. This guy and Tim Vine are funny.

@simplethings3730 2 жыл бұрын

"Now I know how Canada feels" made my day.

@Darkstar263 2 жыл бұрын

I love the Tetris joke

@numbersix8336 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best comedians around today!

@johndonald9692 11 ай бұрын

The best comedy show I have ever seen, Genius.

@andrewroberts4908 3 жыл бұрын

you sir, are an absolute legend. Luckily we saw you live in Bristol a couple of years ago, cant wait for the next one. utterly brilliant.

@StraightouttaBristol 2 жыл бұрын

BRISTOL 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve already don’t two Bristol shows on this tour. We haven’t yet been able to gets venue for a third so bath and Cardiff are the nearest. Maybe Devizes. If you keep missing local shows there’s a mailing list here which can help. Garydelaney.com

@tonyb5884 3 жыл бұрын

theres so much more to Gary than Mock the Week..when he performed at the wood working convention he was a sight for sore eyes the fluffer girl!...

@bazcuda 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't realise Gary and Sarah were married! That now explains why during her stand-up sets, every time Sarah has mentioned something funny her husband has said, I've always thought the guy, whoever he was, sounded hilarious. The penny finally drops!! 😂 p.s. I once created a meme on Twitter for Gary's "Stop the funeral" joke. He liked it. That's my claim to fame 🤩🤩🤩

@mcsporran7228 3 жыл бұрын

It's been a real tonic during this pandemic to see this, and I also think Gary is a top man for putting his material out in the public domain for general viewing.

@regorRegor Жыл бұрын

....and the rest of the soldiers enjoyed it as well. Bada boom.

@GrungierDust Жыл бұрын

🎉🎉😮🎉

@greendotscott5038 6 ай бұрын

😂"pandemic". Funny, I never saw anything change except the 24 hour convenient stores started closing at ten o'clock because the virus was a night owl apparently.😂

@biggtrux 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to have to watch this again, I was laughing so hard I missed some I just know it.

@chrisbranch8022 3 жыл бұрын

Have always loved your comedy Gary, it's so well written 👏

@TheNeilo-Audiosound 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome Just Awesome😂😂😂😂😂

@happybee7725 3 жыл бұрын

This guys frickin hilarious!!!

@narimantassakalys173 3 жыл бұрын

Gold. Hats off to you sir.

@andrewrobinson2565 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent.

@drohegda 3 жыл бұрын

A reincarnated Henny Youngman, Gary I haven't heard anybody as funny as you in a very long time I Thank You. I wish You the Best in all you do. Your comedy for me is a breath of fresh air.😆😃😎👍

@kiahughesy 3 жыл бұрын

Finally a comedian who is absolutely funny as fuck.

@jatlarge6354 3 жыл бұрын

Simply brilliant. MTW goes up a few notches when you’re on it!

@derekelliott3971 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. Genius. How does he remember all of them never mind think them up??!

@phillrossiter4998 3 жыл бұрын

It's almost like he's a professional

@iandavidson3935 3 жыл бұрын

He has the memory of an elephant

@lordlaymanby 2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic! Like a filthy Tim Vine.

@jk7878 Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest guys

@JedF2010 Жыл бұрын

Very very funny. I'm very disappointed I missed you on the Isle of Man.

@GaryDelaneyComedian Жыл бұрын

I’ll be back on the next tour. Join the mailing list so you don’t miss it. Garydelaney.com

@billybobjones4317 Жыл бұрын

The most I have laughed watching a Comic in years :)

@oblong3039 2 жыл бұрын

HAHA Hilarious, Gary is definitely the best of the one liners!

@lkytdsvc Жыл бұрын

Brilliant, just brilliant. How the f#*k can he remember all those jokes.

@glennrowe2961 Жыл бұрын

Gutted to have missed you at Colne Muni on Saturday. Why did you have to break your ankle you clumsy bugger ☹️😜!!

@GaryDelaneyComedian Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Sorry about that. See you at the rescheduled date

@tommybrowne9714 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is brilliant, just came across him. It was hilarious the whole way through!!

@godhammerof5141 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure he would be pleased that you came across him.

@davidatkinson56 3 жыл бұрын

Hot tip mate, wet wipes work best for the clean up situation afterwards

@missg.5940 2 жыл бұрын

Omg you three...btw he is now married to Sarah Milligan another hilarious comedienne

@amandawaite2011 Жыл бұрын

Can you see the envy in the other comedians eyes??? Delaney is a legend yet to die! Underrated pure unadulterated wit! 11/10

@anonymoushippopotamus3862 Жыл бұрын

Yeah he's fire!

@craigdonovan4277 3 жыл бұрын

When he sometimes laughs at the end of the punchline its gold.