The Best One-Liners From Every Stand-Up Show | Volume 1

The Best One-Liners From Every Stand-Up Show | Volume 1 | Jimmy Carr

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8 ай бұрын

What's your favourite Jimmy Carr one-liner? Let us know down below! 👇 - Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official KZfaq channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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@bobthenob9017 7 ай бұрын

"Looks like the type of girl that can make a great breakfast.... but wouldnt share it with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@strayxxiii7601 8 ай бұрын

3:35 stop eating fucking cameras had me in tears 😂😂😂

@rawx485 8 ай бұрын

Finally going to see him live in a few months.

@dmitriydanylyuk9525 8 ай бұрын

Been waiting for a new Video for all day long ❤️

@muppetmike69 8 ай бұрын

Seen you live your just amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

@lexxwhite747 8 ай бұрын

You are in fact still hilarious. Finally got to see you live in Ottawa this year, and apart from the venue basically providing fucking camping chairs for the front row, the show was spectacular!

@heisenstein6392 8 ай бұрын

Hells yeah! Poor kid got picked on way too much by Jimmy during the whole show tho, Ryan I think he was called? 😂

@khush1894 24 күн бұрын

when is he coming to ontario next? any idea?

@rb8058 8 ай бұрын

That Alan Carr joke is brutal

@barbaraisabella 6 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy Carr, silliness, it's funny to see how long it takes some folks to understand his jokes, teehee... if you like this you will love Tim Minchin & Bo Burnam, & Ricky Gervais...love love love

@kuukeli 8 ай бұрын

thank you for the video

@barbaraisabella 6 ай бұрын

I love the way he tries to shock his audience, he will keep trying...teeheehee💞💕

@jimbrown5552 6 ай бұрын

Thanks again for sharing

@asholegoogle985 8 ай бұрын

Gold as always!

@mr.rainbowlovescoffee 8 ай бұрын

Play Jimmy Carr you said "that was an old clip of me". how can that be when you were much younger back then? 😂😂

@7anner780 8 ай бұрын

I just asked Siri to convert 34 stone and she gave it to me in short tons in case you’re wondering

@jerryjungle5717 6 ай бұрын

Did you change your name from Wayne to Jimmy ?

@Descan26 8 ай бұрын

7:16😂

@robchissy 7 ай бұрын

thats not how sunderland people talk, we'd say "am nee geordie"

@momstopflashing 8 ай бұрын

fantastic, but yes, i want your "come back"

@carlisroy6666 8 ай бұрын

Ew!

@brandondaley2254 8 ай бұрын

You’ll have to scrape it of his teeth

@musicloverme3993 8 ай бұрын

@@brandondaley2254 * your mum's * teeth.

@momstopflashing 8 ай бұрын

@@brandondaley2254 nice twist 😂

@Scottish_Trucker 17 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻👏🏻

@JeremyF-fp3ip 22 күн бұрын

You're totally right, after go’ogling around I didn't realize that Simmy Krotiel's Bigger Blueprint was updated and you can make it bigger even faster, yep, what Simmy suggested before was pretty good, but now it can grow up to 4 ins, I managed 3 ins myself and I feel like a monster lol

@tonib9261 5 ай бұрын

Something for everyone to find offensive. Never change.

@user-hp2yj9sp8m 2 ай бұрын

Pmsl

@daveevans1236 7 ай бұрын

Listent to your first so call joke regarding high school killings, so wrong, shameful!

@stevenlarratt3638 6 ай бұрын

Listened to? Maybe you should go back to school to learn to spell? Sorry, too soon?

@LHyoutube 6 ай бұрын

Maybe get a sense of humour?

@terrydavidson5052 4 ай бұрын

Is this supposed to be funny Funnier guys at work

@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 2 ай бұрын

Do people pay to come see them being funny?

@petersmitgary 8 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr was funny, from naughties to especially until the very first Netflix special around 2016, but after coalescing with the pharmaceutical industry and vociferous pontification of trust the science platitude, the grandiose façade under the glossy veneer of irreverent comedian had unpleasantly repudiated own identity and integrity. That adverse reactions and deleterious effects of his pernicious vaccination and unconscionable boosters on his look at the end lament the quintessence of perennial diminution in comedy.

@woopimagpie 8 ай бұрын

Somebody got a dictionary for their birthday. Pity you didn't use it to write something that actually makes sense.

@johnb8336 8 ай бұрын

Yes

@petersmitgary 8 ай бұрын

@@woopimagpie Your insoluble inferiority complex and inability to inhibit previous thoughts will not be assuaged through in the state of intransigence.

@woopimagpie 8 ай бұрын

@@petersmitgary Feel free to refer to my original comment. It still applies.

@petersmitgary 8 ай бұрын

@@woopimagpie When you are inherently inexorable and impervious to developing the capability of examining cognition, which might have contributed to your emotional dysregulation.

@darrenthomson1930 6 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr eh mmm ain't he that bloke who was pimping the covid jab... Not funny at all

@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 2 ай бұрын

That's why the audience laughs so and why he's so popular, because he's not funny

@earlrussell1026 6 ай бұрын

You must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. You must love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus the Anointed is Lord! Repent and be baptized and believe the Evangelism.

@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 6 ай бұрын

There are no gods, no e, grow up

@EthanWong95 2 күн бұрын

I used to have an imaginary friend once, but I grew up and stopped going to church