I Almost Slept With A Navy Seal's Girlfriend

I Almost Slept With A Navy Seal's Girlfriend | Gary Owen

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2 ай бұрын

You must got me confused because I am not the one
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@stephonpheng5806 2 ай бұрын

Reaction to 'that's her?' was just as awesome as the punchline itself!

@VisionsFromAmari 2 ай бұрын

that roar of the crowd was AMAZING!!!

@skandol8650 2 ай бұрын

😂😂 the “well I’m white” was pretty funny too.

@baron7755 2 ай бұрын

that was a good one

@Figs3 2 ай бұрын

Sorry, I didn't understand the joke.

@love6ic202 2 ай бұрын

@@Figs3you're not alone I'll lyk if I figure it out lol

@omark2423 2 ай бұрын

I'm at work laughing and my coworker (who is white) asked what I'm laughing at and I told him Gary Owens. He said I don't know him. That let's me know that Gary has officially been in the black community forever.

@jsutigers8954 2 ай бұрын

🎯 straightup 🤣🤣

@kayvibesmusic 2 ай бұрын

Facts 😂

@yeahyeahwowman8099 2 ай бұрын

All I can say is he's a pandering comedian, most whites hate pandering, so it makes sense, plus he's not that funny.

@oneblacktl 2 ай бұрын

Owen. No S.

@hollylouise5051 26 күн бұрын

That is crazy. I am white in Australia and I love Gary.

@JCShadow0202 2 ай бұрын

“16 years?! What took so long” “Had to make sure she was the one” 😂😂

@mightymikethebear 2 ай бұрын

He didn't want a wife who played around every time he was deployed.

@aishariel9924 2 ай бұрын

@@mightymikethebear nah, he didn’t want her to get his retirement money in case they married & divorced during his enlistment.

@Pickleslip 2 ай бұрын

I see 16 yrs of “making sure” as an absolute win 💪

@Myster1970 2 ай бұрын

Gary is a master of crowd work! Hella funny and engaging.

@owenperez8868 2 ай бұрын

His improvises like a true professional. Hes Deadly 😂

@kevinscott6085 2 ай бұрын

This is why we all love Gary man. Masterful crowd worker

@BootCampBrandon 2 ай бұрын

a very indecisive American hero got me 🤣

@sandovalperry2895 2 ай бұрын

I had a date with an Army Nurse, went back to her place. I noticed a picture of her and a guy wearing a Green Beret. She told me they were divorced. I told her I had to get the troops up early for PT and needed to leave. Stayed as far away from her as possible-didn’t need some whacked out snake eater killing me in my sleep.

@instantclassic8650 2 ай бұрын

lol think thats the marines

@Ashbrash1998 2 ай бұрын

@@instantclassic8650Not the point, better safe than sorry

@instantclassic8650 2 ай бұрын

@@Ashbrash1998better safe than sorry for what?

@georgetterobinson01 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@christophermusangi5111 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mikedownload4029 2 ай бұрын

Married for 24 years and dated for 16 and she still looks good. They must have started dating in elementary school. 😂

@chipperjones4870 2 ай бұрын

Yeah the math is crazy

@TrainingWithNick 2 ай бұрын

He said he is 60 years old!! So that's possible

@TrainingWithNick 2 ай бұрын

@@chipperjones4870 he is 60.. they dated when they were 20... it math's correctly

@mikedownload4029 2 ай бұрын

@@TrainingWithNick That's assuming she is also 60, which you don't know for sure. If so, she held up very well.

@christopherhart1415 2 ай бұрын

That's debatable

@johnshaw4137 2 ай бұрын

He said " WE TALKING ABOUT AMERICA RIGHT NOW" lmao

@truuff 2 ай бұрын

4:45- haha the waiter was like "ya, imma need u to SEAL this bill 1st" 😂

@QueenNGtheGreat 2 ай бұрын

Gary is hilarious 😂

@Tcwilliams07 2 ай бұрын

Say what you want but, if they been together 24 years... the waiting obviously worked 🤷🏾😂

@TheKyfe 2 ай бұрын

Married 24 years. They been together 40, and neither one of them looked 40, either, lol.

@breannajones2567 2 ай бұрын

“Who’s gonna carry the boats and the logs?” 😂😂😂

@284Winchester Ай бұрын

I love it when a comedian cracks himself up 😂😂

@Crisko591 Ай бұрын

That SEAL drop got all us Shipley crew tryin to catch this dudes face lol!

@supermanfun-uy7ug 2 ай бұрын

it could end tomorrow I know 😂😂😂

@luvbig41 2 ай бұрын

That line was funny AF....yet so real (not only ironically in his case)

@eddielacrosse2 2 ай бұрын

Gary is pure comedy. True testament how it can bring cultures together

@wostes603 2 ай бұрын

Telling me a joke will never make me laugh... What makes me laugh is the crowd laughing.... my fave comedian is a crowd with a sense of humor.

@antbankslbsht 2 ай бұрын

I dated my ex wife 16 years, got married and was divorced 2 months in 😂😂😂

@msnettaboop87 2 ай бұрын

Damn! I’m 7 years in to “dating” you have me rethinking my life’s decisions 😂

@Chunchunmaru18 2 ай бұрын

Its just peice a paper. Ony if you're religious then yeah@msnettaboop87

@dionned.6176 2 ай бұрын

You probably married her just to shut her up 😂

@aishariel9924 2 ай бұрын

Why get married at that point? 😂 if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

@minddrivetv6277 2 ай бұрын

Damn 2 months in please tell us what happened😅

@Candide1776 2 ай бұрын

Seriously first heard of Gary on Club Shay Shay during Katt's crazy interview. Been a subscriber ever since. Great comic. He's got the talent, and he clearly works hard. Love seeing a fellow military veteran do well, too.

@lorettaknoelk3475 2 ай бұрын

That's funny. He has been out for so long. But only black people had heard of him for awhile.

@LandlessPeasant 2 ай бұрын

How have y’all not heard of Gary I’m white been known about this guy for years wtf

@ravinj8625 2 ай бұрын

He's been doing comedy for nearĺy 30 years😂

@georgetterobinson01 2 ай бұрын

Really?? I been watching Gary since BET's Comic View and im white! Loved that show!!

@jojodawson 2 ай бұрын

I definitely love him. GARY is my boy. I will always support him, hands down the funniest😅😂 man.ever period

@churchbryan35 2 ай бұрын

Gary has his own lane!✌️🐯

@i_dagrandpappy7230 2 ай бұрын

Watch out 4 dem Seal's......OooooH Weeeeee!!!

@daninja98 2 ай бұрын

He's on the other side of the planet. Not enough! 🤣🤣🤣

@The_don_bon_experience 2 ай бұрын

Every body loves Gary 🎈🎈🎈❤️❤️

@CanYouKeepUp2K7 2 ай бұрын

"Think somebody had to take a couple trips to the D.R."😁😂🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK 🤐

@mufuliramark 2 ай бұрын

Get Don Shipley on the phone,,,,,,he dropped that Seal word very quickly!!

@Crisko591 Ай бұрын

Dude!!!! Hahahaha I said the same thing as soon as he said it 😂😂😂😂😂

@alexander1902 27 күн бұрын

The way I heard it he said he worked with the SEALs. He could've meant NSW as a whole and it seemed like he didn't really want to talk about it. Point is, NSW is made up of a lot more support staff than actual SO rates.

@mufuliramark 27 күн бұрын

@@alexander1902 he actually said he was in “Special forces and that’s where he did buds training at”. the comedian said he was security for the Seals

@eide8701 2 ай бұрын

Dude, this is freaking comedy greatness!!!

@steved9515 2 ай бұрын

I love when he starts telling Navy stories...🤣😂

@daradiant1 2 ай бұрын

Hooyah! Navy veteran here. He ain't lying! Between the Seals and the Seabees, you definitely want to stay on our good side.😂😂😂😂😂😂

@irishgriffon863 2 ай бұрын

Ain’t nobody worried about a seabee. Who are you kidding?

@MaddDogg316 14 күн бұрын

@@irishgriffon863, thats your first mistake. The Seabees know how to get anything and everything working. Which also means that they know how to make anything and everything stop working and make it look like an accident. Also Seabees are a different kind of nuts. The Seals can mess you up physically. The Seabees will mess you up psychologically.

@channel4change430 2 ай бұрын

he is so naturally funny. i love it.

@JaSoLuV 2 ай бұрын

Gary needs a Netflix special ❤

@DocBBR 2 ай бұрын

zip line in silence :) :) :)

@noelstewart9321 2 ай бұрын

Gary is telling the truth about the hot chocolate thing with BUD/s. Hahahaha They always try to play the students to see if they are mentally strong.

@makesmartTROYces 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was just jazzing it up, I knew there was bell just hot chocolate🤣. What happened to the people who took it? Did they get discharged??

@noelstewart9321 2 ай бұрын

@@makesmartTROYces hell yeah he’s telling the truth. The instructors play mind games all day because most of the students physically can do whatever they want them to do. Now when you’re tired and cold you don’t feel like doing anything and since the instructors see so many students they know when to mess with you. You’ll get wet and sandy while they are eating donuts and stuff or when you workout they always pick the strongest instructor who can lead that workout just to mess with you.

@AkronKid330 2 ай бұрын

I have to start watching this guy. He's hilarious! And that guy wasn't no Navy Seal. 😂

@financialhorizons4047 Ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY NOT! He was completely lost with everything Gary said and just nodding and was busted when Gary said it’s only 2 islands. Complete liar

@kq6986 2 ай бұрын

Gary a fool 😂😂😂

@overlord999 2 ай бұрын

I been watchin this dude since I was a kid.. Watching Comic View when my moms went to sleep lol.

@georgetterobinson01 2 ай бұрын

I would watch it in the living room, my granny would watch it with me 😂

@rickrizzle423 2 ай бұрын

Same. I remember he told that joke one fish two fish, red fish blue fish!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheVilouboy 2 ай бұрын

Those HTX, “Snow Bunnies” hit differently…😍

@megan893 2 ай бұрын

The fact that the wife said he took 16 years to propose because, "he's thorough" is CRAZY... Lol, if she really thinks that's why he took so long, well, she deserves to have waited that long 😬

@jatashiejohnson8468 2 ай бұрын

Exactly. That's insane. 🙄. I would be embarrassed to tell anyone that foolishness. Dude was enjoying himself spreading his oats.

@BearingMySeoul 2 ай бұрын

AND he quite likely screwed her out of receiving his full military benefits since there's length-of-marriage requirements. I guess he didn't want her to get survivors benefits while he was still active duty. 😒

@erikswanson6687 2 ай бұрын

When the guy said he was a SEAL I kept trying to get a good look at his face. I’m a retired West Coast Navy SEAL and Gary’s right, there aren’t that many black SEALs. I went through BUD/S in ‘91-‘92, and they were trying like hell to get more in and get them through BUD/S. They could quit, but the cadre would try to talk them into staying. That said, the black SEALs I worked with were solid operators.

@adeputy4u 2 ай бұрын

I wasn't a seal but worked with a few on more than one occasion and your right, I only saw one black seal my entire enlistment. What puzzled me was he began saying he was ship company. I don't recall any seal being assigned to the fleet and he didn't seem to know too much about Coronado with the excuse; "it's been years, I'm sixty years old." I wasn't assigned to Coronado but I've been there enough times to know, there's two sides of the base. I'll leave it right there.

@bigjohn7057 2 ай бұрын

Could they swim?

@stormybil 2 ай бұрын

@bigjohn7057 you think all Balck people can't swim or what?🤔🤦 My friends and I learned the moment we turned 3-4 years old, thanks to our parents initiative

@bigjohn7057 2 ай бұрын

@@stormybil don’t get your panties in a wad snowflake. I was joking.

@erikswanson6687 2 ай бұрын

@@stormybil Don’t get offended by his question. Swimming was the single biggest problem getting black guys through BUD/S, both b/c they tended to be leaner (and thus negatively buoyant) and because, yes, many of them didn’t grow up swimming as your parents taught you. When I went through every single black BUD/S student was assigned his own, personal swim coach from among the SEAL instructor cadre. I watched a white guy that was a poor swimmer get pressured into ringing out on Day 1 at a pool evolution. I didn’t feel bad for him. What did he think he was getting into? Black guys would get pulled out of the water, coaxed into staying, and then put back in. Many still quit. BUD/S sucks, as it should. And most of the suck in the first 2 phases involved long swims in cold water and exercises intended to test your ability to stay calm and function in a near-drowning environment, b/c every SEAL I know (including me) has almost drowned in their career (and I knew several that DID drown). It’s not racism. Most white guys quit BUD/S too. But few black guys say, “I want a career where I spend long hours freezing my butt off underwater”, and fewer still stay with it. Like I said, those that stuck with it were solid dudes.

@VariousJ 2 ай бұрын

We Talking to a American Hero! A very indecisive Hero lolll 😂

@Tiktactony 2 ай бұрын

Being stationed in Coronado do you happen to remember the little shoppet next to the entrance that was run by a super sweet little old lady named Betty? She worked there in the late 90 early 2000 before she passed away, she was the nicest person that knew everybody’s name that came in regularly. Best memory’s of that little base that stuck with me all this time

@ChrisE25 2 ай бұрын

I had a similar situation with a woman who was married to a green beret. Saw his picture on the end table in his fatigues and that green beret on his head. She confirmed that was her husband and said he's overseas right now. She was gorgeous but I didn't want no parts of him if he ever found out so i left IMMEDIATELY.

@bastiat6865 2 ай бұрын

The industry hella sleepin on Gary.

@runningwaters787 2 ай бұрын

I think they've been together 24 years total (including the 16 years before they got married). Her first answer was the bitter answer she gives to strangers because she's not going to say they've only been married 8 years when she put in all those years waiting on his ass. 🤣

@jatashiejohnson8468 2 ай бұрын

Bingo. Saying out loud is embarrassing 😳 🫣 😂.

@mediocreman2 Ай бұрын

That makes more sense. You're right nobody wants to admit they hung around without a ring for 16 years.

@mightymikethebear 2 ай бұрын

Gary has fun with the audience.

@MartinRodriguez-gx9cs 2 ай бұрын

His boy confirmed the DR comment when he patted him on the back lmao

@tonywiley9662 2 ай бұрын

That was funny. Next time you come to Chicago got to see you live for the first time.

@alfredlewis999 2 ай бұрын

I was stationed at 32nd Street Naval Station in San Diego. Onboard the U.S.S. Monticello 77-81

@Konz115rd 2 ай бұрын

Nah when he did "wtf" i was rollin

@mg19cal 2 ай бұрын

8:00 That zipline had me weak

@jasminemarie2344 2 ай бұрын

16 years is crazy

@milkeasubi5909 2 ай бұрын

She waited until all the competition was dead.

@harleminthebuildn9234 2 ай бұрын

HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@didntcreateahandle 2 ай бұрын

This a very American interaction. Work that room, Gary! 😅

@princevegeta-son 2 ай бұрын

You should be Named patients 😂😂😂

@homixideactivist 2 ай бұрын

Gary you always make my day even if Im goin thru some, cant go in the club yet so I support on yt . Thank you!!

@brianholland2916 Ай бұрын

I was part of Seal team 13 and operated as a door gunner on the spaceship!

@AngelLopez-ht9qf 2 ай бұрын

Bro Gary’s timing is amazing 😂

@jerrythomas463 2 ай бұрын

I actually dated the ex wife of a Navy SEAL. Woke up at her place with flowers and a card on her table. (Not there night before!) Had her go crank my car before I left. 😂😂😂

@Bawla187 2 ай бұрын

Gary funny asf😂

@Aliaz93moneyfingerz 2 ай бұрын

Funny asf as usual😂

@chanelcarlson3001 2 ай бұрын

GARY OWEN DA BEST!! YESSIR!!🌟⭐️🪄✨

@sandusmc Ай бұрын

I laugh so hard it hurt

@dustina.6732 9 күн бұрын

Crowd work🐐

@Sammy2g3 2 ай бұрын

That was hilarious

@priscillac415 2 ай бұрын

The way he’s talking you can tell he’s wasted. 🤣🤣🤣

@TexasConnor 2 ай бұрын

That guy was not a SEAL

@xelaander8429 2 ай бұрын

Wah wahn. Cry about it. Talking like you know the guy personally, lmao gtfoh

@xelaander8429 2 ай бұрын

Cry about it. You're not his employer, you don't know him. And you can't tell what he was or wasn't so stfu and enjoy the show, or not

@brandonranger2899 2 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing. I was going to say that in the comments. This guy is no seal.

@leslieloudermilk3876 2 ай бұрын

How do you know? Were you with him 30+ years ago?

@TexasConnor 2 ай бұрын

@@leslieloudermilk3876 because of the way he answered. That is not how a SEAL would have answered the question.

@richardthompson2969 Ай бұрын

Who wants to bet he ain’t a seal?

@americanoutside 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Old Navy! Trying to kill relationships? Under Siege!😅😅😅😅

@pacificcraftsman4475 2 ай бұрын

Next time a waiter leans in quiet like that to someone your goin on do an impression of the waiter saying uhhh sir your cards been declined 😂

@adielbalderas8374 Ай бұрын

😂 love this man

@jimmarshall5453 Ай бұрын

I loved the zip line!

@jovanblackwell9162 2 ай бұрын

Too funny so talented

@JamesMitchell-rf1wb 2 ай бұрын

Good stuff.✌

@TheMe3account 2 ай бұрын

Not the zip line 🤣

@airgunbubba2505 2 ай бұрын

MA2 here, this set was fucking hilarious!

@chafrajayfra32 2 ай бұрын

Gary is hilarious.

@msbee5183 2 ай бұрын

FLEET WEEK YEAH!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@beinnc7606 2 ай бұрын

Hysterical 😂

@lifelivedfreely 2 ай бұрын

On a zipline 🤣💀

@missd8760 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 that was on cue

@chanelcarlson3001 9 күн бұрын

JUST BE NICE… ALWAYS 🌟✨⭐️💫

@Mwdmessi 2 ай бұрын

Buddy started talking about what ship he was on and then said he a SEAL 😂😂😂😂 lol Gary this dude a fake. Stolen valor call in Shipley

@adeputy4u 2 ай бұрын

You caught that too? Funny how like minded squids can see through the BS.

@alabamachoctaw274 2 ай бұрын

You do realize some Seals start in the fleet as long as your rate is a Seal source rating....and got packages while in the fleet. 😶

@adeputy4u 2 ай бұрын

Not saying it isn't possible but, I never met a single "fleet" SEAL during my time in. Shore duty, yes. But on ship(s), no.

@Mwdmessi 2 ай бұрын

@@alabamachoctaw274 brother he wouldn’t be stationed on a ship in Coronado. Yes he could have went to an A-school prior to Bud/s but that is entirely different and they had a placeholder rate for guys back then. Look up occams razor the simplest solution here is dude is a fraud. The amount of SEALs converting in from another rate/coming from a ship is much lower than you think let alone a ship in SD

@Joyride37 Ай бұрын

He said special forces, and Gary said SEAL. I think it was a mix up and the dude was SOF support or something. There’s a lot of support roles where you do the training and missions without actually being a SEAL, like if you’re EOD, HUMINT, a diver or some other job

@hgwells6202 2 ай бұрын

Black n white divorce!- Gary

@Leconte. 2 ай бұрын

Netflix need to give this guy a special

@sinamakivic3153 2 ай бұрын

Now we're on the Gary Owen, "I cheated on my wife" tour.

@nemesisbreakz 2 ай бұрын

A very indecisive American hero 😆

@MangScoots 2 ай бұрын

pulls up on the zip line with a HOORAAA!!!

@instantclassic8650 2 ай бұрын

I would lay you money that guy has never been a navy seal

@commonman711 2 ай бұрын

100% he wasn't. He first said he was Special Forces. No Navy SEAL in the world would say that.

@kellimoorer9032 2 ай бұрын

I’ve been to the elephant 🐘 bar in the 80s 💚🧜‍♀️

@mookodebarge 2 ай бұрын

Yo G, you need to come to Wiseguys SLC... 💯

@MrCbreeze81 2 ай бұрын

How old are they if the dated for 16yrs and they now have been married for 24yrs someone lying about their time frame

@YBTekno 2 ай бұрын

Fr that's 40 years ... they don't even look that old

@seeharvester 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, something's off

@t-and-p 2 ай бұрын

They could have met at school (which would help explain why they waited 16 yrs). Would also put them in their 50s, and she's clearly taken care of herself, I know women in their 60s who look like they're in their 40s. I think our perceptions of ageing have changed because, for some reason, Gen Z are out here ageing like milk, whilst a lot of Gen X are ageing like wine (some like merlot, some like moonshine... 😂).

@Qual3n 2 ай бұрын

He said he in his 60's

@oaktree1626 2 ай бұрын

I think she tried to count the 16 years of dating as marriage initially