that roar of the crowd was AMAZING!!!

😂😂 the “well I’m white” was pretty funny too.

that was a good one

Sorry, I didn't understand the joke.

​@@Figs3you're not alone I'll lyk if I figure it out lol

He didn't want a wife who played around every time he was deployed.

@@mightymikethebear nah, he didn’t want her to get his retirement money in case they married & divorced during his enlistment.

I see 16 yrs of “making sure” as an absolute win 💪

His improvises like a true professional. Hes Deadly 😂

🎯 straightup 🤣🤣

Facts 😂

All I can say is he's a pandering comedian, most whites hate pandering, so it makes sense, plus he's not that funny.

Owen. No S.

Yeah the math is crazy

He said he is 60 years old!! So that's possible

​@@chipperjones4870 he is 60.. they dated when they were 20... it math's correctly

@@TrainingWithNick That's assuming she is also 60, which you don't know for sure. If so, she held up very well.

That's debatable

lol think thats the marines

​@@instantclassic8650Not the point, better safe than sorry

@@Ashbrash1998better safe than sorry for what?

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Married 24 years. They been together 40, and neither one of them looked 40, either, lol.

That line was funny AF....yet so real (not only ironically in his case)

Dude!!!! Hahahaha I said the same thing as soon as he said it 😂😂😂😂😂

Damn! I’m 7 years in to “dating” you have me rethinking my life’s decisions 😂

Its just peice a paper. Ony if you're religious then yeah​@msnettaboop87

You probably married her just to shut her up 😂

Why get married at that point? 😂 if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Damn 2 months in please tell us what happened😅

That's funny. He has been out for so long. But only black people had heard of him for awhile.

How have y’all not heard of Gary I’m white been known about this guy for years wtf

He's been doing comedy for nearĺy 30 years😂

Really?? I been watching Gary since BET's Comic View and im white! Loved that show!!

I would watch it in the living room, my granny would watch it with me 😂

Same. I remember he told that joke one fish two fish, red fish blue fish!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought he was just jazzing it up, I knew there was bell just hot chocolate🤣. What happened to the people who took it? Did they get discharged??

@@makesmartTROYces hell yeah he’s telling the truth. The instructors play mind games all day because most of the students physically can do whatever they want them to do. Now when you’re tired and cold you don’t feel like doing anything and since the instructors see so many students they know when to mess with you. You’ll get wet and sandy while they are eating donuts and stuff or when you workout they always pick the strongest instructor who can lead that workout just to mess with you.

Ain’t nobody worried about a seabee. Who are you kidding?

Bingo. Saying out loud is embarrassing 😳 🫣 😂.

Exactly. That's insane. 🙄. I would be embarrassed to tell anyone that foolishness. Dude was enjoying himself spreading his oats.

AND he quite likely screwed her out of receiving his full military benefits since there's length-of-marriage requirements. I guess he didn't want her to get survivors benefits while he was still active duty. 😒

ABSOLUTELY NOT! He was completely lost with everything Gary said and just nodding and was busted when Gary said it’s only 2 islands. Complete liar

I wasn't a seal but worked with a few on more than one occasion and your right, I only saw one black seal my entire enlistment. What puzzled me was he began saying he was ship company. I don't recall any seal being assigned to the fleet and he didn't seem to know too much about Coronado with the excuse; "it's been years, I'm sixty years old." I wasn't assigned to Coronado but I've been there enough times to know, there's two sides of the base. I'll leave it right there.

Could they swim?

​@bigjohn7057 you think all Balck people can't swim or what?🤔🤦 My friends and I learned the moment we turned 3-4 years old, thanks to our parents initiative

@@stormybil don’t get your panties in a wad snowflake. I was joking.

@@stormybil Don’t get offended by his question. Swimming was the single biggest problem getting black guys through BUD/S, both b/c they tended to be leaner (and thus negatively buoyant) and because, yes, many of them didn’t grow up swimming as your parents taught you. When I went through every single black BUD/S student was assigned his own, personal swim coach from among the SEAL instructor cadre. I watched a white guy that was a poor swimmer get pressured into ringing out on Day 1 at a pool evolution. I didn’t feel bad for him. What did he think he was getting into? Black guys would get pulled out of the water, coaxed into staying, and then put back in. Many still quit. BUD/S sucks, as it should. And most of the suck in the first 2 phases involved long swims in cold water and exercises intended to test your ability to stay calm and function in a near-drowning environment, b/c every SEAL I know (including me) has almost drowned in their career (and I knew several that DID drown). It’s not racism. Most white guys quit BUD/S too. But few black guys say, “I want a career where I spend long hours freezing my butt off underwater”, and fewer still stay with it. Like I said, those that stuck with it were solid dudes.

He's not a Navy SEAl. Navy SEALs don't call themselves 'Special Forces'. That's what US Army Green Berets are called. Dude is unequivocally lying.

Wah wahn. Cry about it. Talking like you know the guy personally, lmao gtfoh

Cry about it. You're not his employer, you don't know him. And you can't tell what he was or wasn't so stfu and enjoy the show, or not

I thought the same thing. I was going to say that in the comments. This guy is no seal.

How do you know? Were you with him 30+ years ago?

@@leslieloudermilk3876 because of the way he answered. That is not how a SEAL would have answered the question.

Not sure I believe that.

100% he wasn't. He first said he was Special Forces. No Navy SEAL in the world would say that.

Old Don could probably do 15 minutes of comedy if Gary let him on stage.

He wasn't a Navy SEAL. He called himself "Special Forces" at first, then Navy SEAL. Dude is a plain ol liar and nothing more.

Came to the comments for this very reason. Also didn’t know shit about Coronado and said he was on a ship. The term Special Forces ONLY applies to green berets.

@@irishgriffon863 Exactly, he would have said something along the lines of Naval Special Warfare or something like that. Didn't even remember the years he was in. FAKE.

@@irishgriffon863 Yup. It's easy to spot these fools. They wish they had what it takes.

@@commonman711did he call himself a SEAL though? I remember Gary did, and the dude seemed hesitant and like he tried to say something before Gary moved on. Makes me wonder if he was in some SOF support role, like EOD, HUMINT, diver, and so on. Where they work with and do missions with SEALs and other operators but aren’t SEALs themselves.

You caught that too? Funny how like minded squids can see through the BS.

You do realize some Seals start in the fleet as long as your rate is a Seal source rating....and got packages while in the fleet. 😶

Not saying it isn't possible but, I never met a single "fleet" SEAL during my time in. Shore duty, yes. But on ship(s), no.

@@alabamachoctaw274 brother he wouldn’t be stationed on a ship in Coronado. Yes he could have went to an A-school prior to Bud/s but that is entirely different and they had a placeholder rate for guys back then. Look up occams razor the simplest solution here is dude is a fraud. The amount of SEALs converting in from another rate/coming from a ship is much lower than you think let alone a ship in SD

He said special forces, and Gary said SEAL. I think it was a mix up and the dude was SOF support or something. There’s a lot of support roles where you do the training and missions without actually being a SEAL, like if you’re EOD, HUMINT, a diver or some other job

Fr that's 40 years ... they don't even look that old

Yeah, something's off

They could have met at school (which would help explain why they waited 16 yrs). Would also put them in their 50s, and she's clearly taken care of herself, I know women in their 60s who look like they're in their 40s. I think our perceptions of ageing have changed because, for some reason, Gen Z are out here ageing like milk, whilst a lot of Gen X are ageing like wine (some like merlot, some like moonshine... 😂).

He said he in his 60's

I think she tried to count the 16 years of dating as marriage initially

I don’t think so at all

100% No.

Thinking the same thing, he was not very confident in his answers and real seals don’t like to be put on the spot like that

Stolen valor at that age is sad and pathetic

@@voneyman He was 100% poser. No SEAL has ever called themselves "Special Forces". A table full of clowns.