This is definitely a jury of my peers😂😂😂😂😂 I’m done ✅

This is such a good true story. The break of a lifetime. 👏🏽

G to the A to the R to the Y!😂

That's the best Navy exit story I've heard. I'm a former HM1. I remember how serious some of them khakis were. It was bitter sweet when I left. Two years prior I had some depression and went through a med board they were talking about sending me out on psych. I somehow was able to stay and got promoted to First Class. If I had knew sooner that all I had to do was go a little crazy to make rank, I'd been a Master Chief. Anyhow, I was on meds, and did better. I guess it worked in my favor, I was a Corpsman and knew half the hospital anyway. Though I came a ship. Shit. Fast forward I get awesome duty at NAS Atlanta after all of that. I had been in Guam. (NAS Atlanta got closed shortly after I got out ) Because of the antidepressants I started getting thick around the middle, and the PRT killed my career. I had about 16 years of service and a was looking for that perfect retirement command. All is not lost, I get VA benefits now. It was easy to prove service connection

I think all of us that have served had the moment when we realized we were done with the military.

That Warrant was hating hard as hell 😂😂😂

He said, "I will do a line of cocaine on yo desk" 😂

Warrant officers are usually the chill ones😂😂😂

My Man Gary! We were stationed in building 72 together… in DC. You’re still funny af!! I wish you continued success bruh! C. White

1:07 Gary was a funner black comedian than Nick Cannon. 😅And still is.

I knew I was done with the Navy the day I showed up to bootcamp

0:56 Owen as in I ain’t Owen no one money lol 😂😂😂😂😂 Gary one of the goats 🐐 hoping for special soon

I had an interesting exit story from the Navy. Turns out my EOS date was actually July 4th. Hilariously ironic, but also the bases were closed which meant zero processing me out. I didn't really care, but when July 5th rolled around the base commander pulled EVERY...ONE on base into this auditorium for a base meeting. I was temporarily assigned to this base for my out-processing (left my ship mid-deployment), so no one knew who I was until she POINTS ME OUT in the crowd and says, "THAT sailor was suppose to exit service YESTERDAY and for obvious reasons that did NOT happen. WHO SCREWED THIS UP?!" She apologized to me during that meeting to which I replied, "Ma'am I've been in for, like, four years now...one day isn't gonna kill me." Needless to say I discovered that day that you can, in fact, stamp and staple papers in rage, lol. EVERY member of admin hated me for the CO calling them out, lol.

Navy here..those Warrant Officers are tough and very highly respected because they're former enlisted so they earned their position!!

My 2nd Senior Chief was just like that Warrant, that man was a detriment to the morale of the entire department.

As an AF vet, I salute you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There's always that one officer on a power trip..I would've loved to hear the rest

HOOYAH! Navy Veteran here! 94-98⚓️🇺🇲

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my roommate in the navy was like I hate this shit gunna tell them I have feelings for guys that was am time he was out of navy in the pm that day. I had my room back to myself again and loved it.

The Navy has always been hard to get out of. The other branches, if you are not reenlisting will let you out early. I was going to college and needed 3 weeks and the Army gave it too me. They said, do not go on leave and what ever your leave doesn't have we will give. I think they gave me a couple of days, maybe 5, they let be off early to register etc. I went in to the reserves and kept right on kicking.

NOT A LINE OF Cocaine ON THE DESK!!😮 FUNEEE😂😂

Warrant Officers in the Navy are a little different than the other forces. Basically you have to be an E-7 before you can even apply to be a Warrant Officer, which means you've been around the block a coupe dozen times already, and are already in a management position. So, that Warrant standing up and acting like that is pretty believable to me. I once saw a Warrant Officer berate a couple of O-1s (brand new officers) for not returning his salute. The O-1s just stood there like deer in the headlights while they got dressed down by the Warrant, mean while the Chief he was with looked on sternly. Keep in mind that O-1s outrank both a Warrant Officer and a Chief, but have only a small fraction of the experience of either of those two. It was a pretty funny situation.

I like how he spread his getting off early days can’t have too many back to back.

Thanks for your service Gary!

This is funny and crazy, I was in the Navy when I saw his first appearance on Comic view

Ayee you down the street! That shirt clean 🫡

Got out in 2012 and was just happy it was ending. Injured my back. Command didn't care. I had plans for college and all that situated like months prior. School was situated and my command finds out I'm trying to get out and be a nurse after my back kinda healed and all they did was bs me and make life hell. Lol fast forward now and I'm a nurse and service connected. Nursing now even through covid was 100xs better than that bs. When they know you have plans or you're getting situated all they do is hate on you. I told a SFC straight up it's 2012 and it's not like we're invading Normandy which was some real shit. I'm MEDCOM and all I'm doing is wasting my time. If you look at the history of celebrities being in the service who did 4 years or less they all have one thing in common: they quit caring. Too much bs and they're doing fantastic now. Love seeing this man succeeding.

Considering how stupid most commands are Gary was telling the truth 100%.

I rock with you Gary (Z 90 )NAS Miramar! Ain’t no asking I’m tell’n you 😂😂

Love this story and channel. So many people are like. I loved the Navy. I was so sad when I had to leave. Not me. My EAOS was done 9-13-83 to 9-12-87. My naval career sucked ass. 6 months RTC command Great Lakes at the indoctrination center as the guy who did medical on arriving recruits. (3am muster.) 7 months on the oncology unit Great lakes Hospital. 7 months clinic work NTC main side. Off to Pendleton after losing orders to BB New Jersey. (2nd class bumped me and I got his 8404.) FmF school that frankly every bit as bad as boot camp. Then off to Supply Battalion where I was the STD corpsman for 18 months. (STD equals sexually transmitted disease.) At 21 I got to tell 172 Marines you have HTLV 3 (HIV.) The Officers and SNCO's wanted no part of that. I did get assigned to training assignments 29 palms and Fort Bragg (Gallant knight.) What sucked about being at Ft Bragg was working with Air Force folks at Pope Air force base. The Air force folks had nice duty. The only time I looked forward to going to work. The funniest time was the last 4 months. I was ducking the retention people. I was just smart enough to tell them I was UNDECIDED if I was going to re-enlist. I saw what happened to sailors who said NO WAY! I am getting out. I watched them put a HM3 on mess duty for his last 100 days after he told the retention people to f leave him alone. I managed to hold the undecided line until 2 days before I was out. My muster out SEABAG inspections where you have to show your entire uniforms collection and anything that is declared unserviceable is cut up in front of you! You then have to go to San Deigo and by New uniforms! I failed to tell the Mustering out CPO I was going on terminal leave. So, 3 days after I was out. He came down looking for me to conduct my Mustering out inspection. My shipmates told me he was furious I was already gone. He threw such a tantrum our CPO called him into the officer where they screamed at each other. The sad thing was this was that "chiefs" idea, not a command directive. He believed it encouraged people to Re-enlist or have the ability to re-enlist. In my life. Nothing more ever matches the pure JOY to getting my Honorable Discharge! Not getting married. Not getting college degrees. Not high school graduation. There is no downside or fear like getting married. I can't complain. NO COMBAT!

Fantastic talent.

"With all due respect sir, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. I'm getting out." _Yo._

GARY!!!

Born and raise in San Diego! Z90 radio station was the shit growing up in the 90s early 2000s!

I love this nigga🫢oops

I was entertained thanks

There was always that one hater in the Army too.

REWINDED IT 6 X'S ALREADY!😂🤣🤤🤭😁👍

my cousin served with u... great work.

Super funny

A'ight... so I'm thinking that this guy is going to be asked to leave for making too much money. After all, he was going to host a national TV show. I figured he would be generously compensated. (I've had it happen to a couple of friends. One owned and sold an olive grove in Greece; another made a very good investment. They both got a letter that more or less asked them to leave.) So when I'm hearing about this board thing, I was surprised. What really got me is what Gary said what he'd do to get out; I laughed so hard that I had to run to the bathroom! 🤣🤣🤣 He who has the gold rules!

Great. My only complaint is I have the sound all the way up and had to do bluetooth to hear it clearly.

Wow, Z90! National City, Naval Station.

Love you GARY ❤

He is so right

Volume could be bigger on the video thought I was going deaf !

I knew I was done with the navy when they kicked me out with an unsuitability discharge. So I switched to the merchant marine where they actually pay you overtime and you can become a licensed officer just by passing a three day exam at the Coast Guard marine inspection station. I got kicked out for devolunteering from submarine duty. They don’t like granting transfers to surface craft unless you get caught with drugs. I also dropped out of officer candidates school after 3 days and got kicked out of alcohol rehab. But under honorable conditions so I got my VA hospitalization card no problem.

💯Go Navy ⚓️

Yep - too vital to be granted leave - too vital to be granted terminal leave... yet somehow, they manage when you're gone.

i wanna see that board meeting

UCMJ 112a. Possession and use of drugs on a military base can result in a court martial, dishonorable discharge and up to fifteen years in a Naval prison. The closest brig to San Diego is at the Puget Sound Naval Shipyard in Bremerton, Washington where I served my last tour of duty in the Marine Corps. Let me tell you, you don't want to be stuck in a naval prison, those Marine guards will fuk you up from the time you step over that threshold to the time you leave with hard labor in between. Gary probably stretched the story a little.

laughing hard oh gawd too good

Imagine getting your DD214, mil benefits, and making a few hundred K on comedy at the same time.

Was it honorable or not Gary?

Jammin z 90. I grew up in sd.

LOL & WTF!!! I was in the Navy, stationed in San Diego previously.

😂 this was hilarious 😂

Oh shit what did he say to me. You get a line and I'll get a pole.

Hootie hoo!

That Warrant Officer still looks for residue on his desk. Just in case someone did some blow

So, what kind of discharge did they give you?

He's too funny 😂😂😂😂😂

Luck you, bro.. I did 22 yrs in the navy, lol

It's interesting he was in the Navy, because every time I see his name, I think of 1CAV.

He’s been black ever since

😂😂😂 Hoo-Raah!!!!🚓⚓️🫡❤

Let’s get it lol only white guy at the cook out

Dis My Dawg!!!! My Name Gary And My Dad Gary And I Named My Son Gary III The Same Nd We Black 😂

Gary is crazy 😂😂😂

oooo gary got money now

He should’ve told his knee relax kneega!!!

Done with the Navy but still has a rogered up haircut.

🤣🤣🤣 damn that was a good one the cocaine! I was in the Army Intelligence

Should’ve said “Owen! Like I be Owen this child support”.

Why was a guy named Gary Owen doing in the Navy.

Lol, you can’t trust the military. Bc my chief wanted me to extend with a re-enlistment contract for a year and a half so that I could go on deployment to either Qatar or Korea. And I chose to get out on my original agreed upon date. Bc I wasn’t about to get a bait-in-switch since four years was always the time given for every re-enlistment ceremony that I ever saw.

It’s funny cuz when I was in the army I would threaten to do shit like this all the time whenever the army pissed me off. Which by the way was all the time

With that name you are supposed to be Cavalry anyways...

I got out... 😅

I know many who left drugs on their bed at the barracks to get out 😂 that’s not a joke that shit really happens

Wait, so was it honorable or not?

😂😭

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General Under Honorable. I did a lot of pot @ HQ with my extra duty.

Legendary. 😂 You're lucky you weren't in the Army Cavalry. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

With your name, you should have been in the 7th Cav.

Always someone in a khaki

JAMMIN! Z90

So honorable or dishonorable discharge????

🤣🤣🤣

Come on Gary, y’all navy folks be partying it up, seeing beautiful beaches, hot girls, 3 meals and a cot and don’t know how to spell IBA or wear a helmet. Easy money

lol he never did say if it was honorable or dis-honorable. I have a need to know now... was it cocaine?

So was it honorable?

Why the fuck is it so quiet

USN NEVER AGAIN

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😂😂😂😂😂

Bra the only whyte man i trust 😂

lol