Gastor Almonte - Reverse Drive-By - This Is Not Happening
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5 жыл бұрынInstead of depositing the money his dad asked him to, Gastor Almonte spends a chunk of it on a pizza party - and loses even more when he gets mugged. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@brookbarnes876 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Stand-Up 5
@brookbarnes876 4 жыл бұрын
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@daynap11 4 жыл бұрын
Ari is a better host
@12323brenda 4 жыл бұрын
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@12323brenda 4 жыл бұрын
brook barnes has
@colliwer 5 жыл бұрын
"No Jeff, we have angry drug dealers. " 🤣😂
@anthonyomyroyston8984 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@K-TRAIN_MUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
I'm jeff
@skys6655 4 жыл бұрын
“Yo ill get to it when i get to it.” I could just see my dad slap me thru the phone
@mikagami69 4 жыл бұрын
That is the parts that gets me and just makes me crack up
@hdestin 4 жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine saying that to my dad.
@wever5077 4 жыл бұрын
AND he hung up. Yeah, no. I'm spending a few nights at Jeff's.
@hunchobob 4 жыл бұрын
Quick neck breaking action 😂
@tboland728 3 жыл бұрын
I feared for him in that moment
@farrowna 4 жыл бұрын
"You do the things I can't do. And you avoided the things I had to do." That hit me. That's keeping it 100.
@thetotalpackage4194 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff: "Nah he's cool! He go to Prep, you see he has cargo pants on!"😂😂😂
@herbalife4486 4 жыл бұрын
The Total Package hahahaha new york things
@majionmars 4 жыл бұрын
420 likes and im leaving it tht way
@heisenberg9306 3 жыл бұрын
Batman lol
@michaelgilvarry8540 5 жыл бұрын
This is someone with a strong father figure
@chucksawdy7283 5 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt.
@Dreadd81 5 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman No, having a strong father figure allowed him to become an up standing man despite his circumstances and experiences as a child. He wasn't "raised" to be a criminal.
@mauricioperez6424 5 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman yes asshole, some people don't have other choices, some people don't have money, or education, and the dead end jobs they can get aren't enough to pay the bills, think about it. Most laws are made to protect us, some to keep us under
@thememelord2730 5 жыл бұрын
My dad was never like this all he did was verbally bully me
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
its not strength to commit crime
@just_a_person_chilling938 5 жыл бұрын
If I had that type of money I would get jumped by my own family
@childofpersia1213 5 жыл бұрын
Carlton, everyone knows your family has that big money.
@dustinhargrove2129 5 жыл бұрын
Child of Persia you know cousin will would slap the piss out of him for that paper 😂
@michaelvolquez4018 5 жыл бұрын
In my own house
@walkz007 5 жыл бұрын
of course they do,its called keeping a joke going.
@dylanavilez8925 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@BlueHoodieStudios 5 жыл бұрын
"If you gon' do something stupid, do it smart"...This guy is always good!
@ColorMeIn 5 жыл бұрын
I’m just shook he’s talking about having a beeper but looks a smooth 22 lol
4 жыл бұрын
without checking i think he is about 37 now. i had a beeper in norway in the late 90's(i am 37 now) that i got (stole)from my father. but it was dead serious expensive to get messages. lol. u paid to get them. wow. those times. felt like a king
@ghoul8375 4 жыл бұрын
ColorMeIn 22 My ass
@lokiwatts2665 4 жыл бұрын
Yea he in his late thirties yo
@jkarpov3634 4 жыл бұрын
41 here, had a beeper as well.
@bugglemagnum6213 3 жыл бұрын
he has a certain vitality but he looks like a smooth looking 30
@Chris-zo4vu 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, dude is totally controlling the room, excellent work!
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
its easy, hes the only one with the mic
@antispaghettigod1201 5 жыл бұрын
@@calviincalifornia4048 You've never seen a bad comic have you?
@humanbeing5918 5 жыл бұрын
I mean people paid to see the show - not much control needed
@VerumOccultum 5 жыл бұрын
@@humanbeing5918 Yes, but the ability to draw people's likable attention and excitement for more.
@therealjrr_ 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I think you mean, he's captures the audience's attention..
@ThaBiggBaddWolf10 5 жыл бұрын
"The various storage options available." LOL!!
@ShaeButtaTV 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@FrankyPayne 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that he mentioned Vito from essex omg!!! I grew up in that area!!! Caterina pizza! Is the bomb!!! Love this guy!!!
@aleezameansjoy 5 жыл бұрын
For real! All the street names legit. I mean his accent is a dead giveaway anyways, true east new yorker
@preston4815 4 жыл бұрын
Franky Payne Vito on essex could be like 7 dudes
@bigdaddypapajohn1293 4 жыл бұрын
Preston Jackson fax I thought bro was talking bout herbos homie
@ketercognitohazard 3 жыл бұрын
Franky Payne Guitar player to guitar player... Check out Sarah Longfield
@A_Dopamine_Molecule 5 жыл бұрын
My god, his dad was taking parenting to the next level and then another 2 levels.
@jimpickens4 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey son, remember all that awful shit that happened to you because of your hubris? Yeah, it was all me." It's risky parenting, but still damn good parenting nonetheless.
@KoldBreeze 4 жыл бұрын
@j My Pops did something similar in that he was technically around, but never supported me financially, physically, emotionally, nothing. Now that he's much older and seems to be on his way out, he's leaving me and my 2 kids (whom live with me, and I support them in everything they do) money, land in the caribbean, and a house in the caribbean 🤷🏾♂️ I don't kno if he has a guilty conscious or what, but bills are kicking my ass 🤣🤣 so this will be very helpful 🤣🤣 I have forgiven him tho
@HipsxSoxReactionz 4 жыл бұрын
@@KoldBreeze I went thru Similar with my dad, I knew who he was but he was barely there and left me all his ish in his will my other siblings got mad but idk if it was guilty conscience or what but I was grateful for it.
@AceDramaBeats 2 жыл бұрын
Reading y'all two's stories got me feeling better about my relationship with my dad. Good to know I'm not alone, thanks for sharing
@BusinessWolf1 Жыл бұрын
@@KoldBreeze A life of learning and lessons is priceless. Not passing that down to your sons and daughters should be a crime.
@AtilioEscobar 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. It's so impressive how people can be such amazing storytellers. So effortless and smooth. Excellent story.
@Adam-zm6pt 4 жыл бұрын
Atilio Escobar it’s far from effortless. this dude has worked hard at refining his talent to get to where he is
@ItsBirdieCage 4 жыл бұрын
My mom is an amazing story teller. She refined her craft by getting drunk off a case of coors light and gossiping about her children.
@JoshuaKevinPerry 4 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the first time he's told the story.
@midnightxii8486 4 жыл бұрын
1 word: rehearsal :) great show!!!
@sweet65mustang 4 жыл бұрын
2 things. 1 talk about what you know. 2 repetition.
@QuestionYourWorld 5 жыл бұрын
My older brother could learn a lot from this man. It's not about being the tough guy. It's about being the guy who is responsible and gets s*** done. Great story.
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
so commiting crime but not getting caught= success? :/
@QuestionYourWorld 5 жыл бұрын
@@calviincalifornia4048 I'm not making a comment on criminal behavior. I'm focusing on the idea of owning up to your responsibilities, which his father was trying to teach him. When you're the type of guy who takes care of business and keep things in order, your actions speak for you. Maybe people just want to be strong/dependable within their group of friends. Whether it's a thug life or nerd life? Honestly, I don't know. It's all still an incomplete thought for me.
@walkz007 5 жыл бұрын
@@calviincalifornia4048 life is different for some people,the normal laws do not apply some people have to do 'bad' to survive. It's the shoes we are dealt with we all walk different paths,does not mean they are not good people just means there survival game is different from yours.
@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni 4 жыл бұрын
Amy Victoria shut yo lame ass up
@THF692 4 жыл бұрын
@@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni someone salty
@InnerDness 5 жыл бұрын
Starts off strong with "There's a lot of liars in here" 100% real
@justinwindham3677 4 жыл бұрын
Im actually from eny i know the struggle
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get ahead of me” had me DEAD. This guy is GOOD.
@General.Apeshit 5 жыл бұрын
There needs to be more of this guy. He’s hilarious.
@Liztonicedtea 5 жыл бұрын
Look him up on the Risk! Podcast. He has stories featured on a few episodes and they are gold!
@edwinrodriguez5332 3 жыл бұрын
"No Jeff, we have angry drug dealers. " 🤣😂
@MontyCampbell 5 жыл бұрын
That story was so extraordinary on every level. Regardless of the life choices, he had a great father. And the expectation I had from parts was not undermined buy the ultimate twist ending. This one story could be a movie and would be well worth seeing.
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
his dad was a criminal and bad
@Matt.62 5 жыл бұрын
calvi in california with the destitute conditions in inner cities, rural areas, and other poor/working class communities caused by the massive wealth and income inequality in the US, you can’t blame people for doing what they have to do in order to support their families and survive.
@videohound2005 5 жыл бұрын
@@RipFreddy no need to be an ass, regardless of what he says. Act like an adult.
@videohound2005 5 жыл бұрын
@@RipFreddy ooh keyboard justice, I'm hurt. I shall now drown my sorrows in rum. As I said, act like an adult, not some crybaby teen. By the way, I've been called far worse then a 'low accomplished cunt'. Try harder next time.
@bringmebangtanseonyeondan1572 4 жыл бұрын
It was as he said "...legendary"
@lordoflame212 5 жыл бұрын
This story had more twists and turns than a telenovela.
@Sonny1065LV 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is going to have a great career. Wonderful story teller and he's controlling the crowd perfectly.
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
if he's here he's a working comic and has "made it" and just needs to keep the plates spinning..
@lukeperry8407 5 жыл бұрын
Statute of Limitations, gotta love it for the sake of comedy.
@EricBrinkman 5 жыл бұрын
For reals, can he be telling us all this? This is actual criminal sh#t!
@Legzndary 5 жыл бұрын
Who cares about statute of limitations? This could all easily be claimed as a "joke" and I'd be surprised if half the shit he said was true. This doesn't mean he wasn't funny I loved this bit, but don't be ignorant.
@goldenbrowngod 5 жыл бұрын
@Alan Hardcastle good thing he didn't talk about killing anyone
@justillionaire 5 жыл бұрын
@@goldenbrowngod saints row reference, breh breh
@Str8Deenin47 5 жыл бұрын
Statute of limitations on an assault on some drug dealers. Sure why not.
@arsek503 5 жыл бұрын
Old school vibes from this guy, very fluent and a good story teller.
@skyguy5763 5 жыл бұрын
"Gastor, if you gonna do something stupid, do it smart"😅😅😅
@MrBrian000 4 жыл бұрын
The second best I've seen. After Mexicans got on boots.
@marshallelliott8894 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Fo sho
@Coldcashsweetee 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Definitely
@OhitsONnow 4 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing that, what video is it?
@OhitsONnow 4 жыл бұрын
@Ghost thank you kinda sir
@Wesley-ud7qo 4 жыл бұрын
Check fight in Chicago
@devingiles887 5 жыл бұрын
This legitimately would be a great movie
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
i agree. they financed _failure to launch_ and _gigli_ so why not?
@angelacartereshephoenix 4 жыл бұрын
I toooootally agree!!!
@HaploidCell 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a white dude in Germany and it's unreal how parallel this dad's wisdom runs to the some of the best thoughts of my old man. Hilariously fucking told, I daresay. Great story.
@dullesperez9750 5 жыл бұрын
So we have a 1000 dollars.no jeff we have angry drug dealers....lol
@ShaeButtaTV 4 жыл бұрын
Dulles Perez 😂😂
@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Gastore is going to be an Amazing FATHER.. this was awesome lol
@GastorAlmonte 5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying my best! I got two kids now!
@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын
i been watchin all yo videos this mornin after this my G..(watchin the performance at 'RISK' as we speak) ..you a real one..STAY UP!! #StraightToTheTOP @@GastorAlmonte
@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын
why would you make an arbitrary, unfounded, irrelevant statement like that?...did you just want attention today?.lol @bangmeister2012
@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын
if you are referring to and comparing the DEMON who ultimately got one of our greatest artist murdered ..DESTROYED countless lives as 11 out of 15 of his crew members were killed and families are still suffering to this DAY..to go with COUNTLESS EVIL ATROCITIES (like KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND in a fit of rage to a man who did what he had to do to raise a respectable member of society...then....I dont know what to say.. =\@bangmeister2012
@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын
haha..man im just being factual lol@bangmeister2012
@damon2772nomad 5 жыл бұрын
My dad grew up in Brooklyn and the bronx....no suprises that he decided to raise me in Oregon. His father was a collector for a bookie.
@tashahines1000 5 жыл бұрын
Where in Oregon?
@damon2772nomad 5 жыл бұрын
@@tashahines1000 Halfway....I live in Hells Canyon
@damon2772nomad 5 жыл бұрын
@@tashahines1000 dad use to joke hells kitchen to hells canyon...lol
@thatsoundsaboutright7483 5 жыл бұрын
He's putting extra sauce on his accent and demeanor. But New Yorkers love the sound of their own voice.
@JohnDoe-gn4xj 5 жыл бұрын
He a bitch all talk. A fuckin prep school comedian who's joke is thinking he's tough
@MsJenjea 5 жыл бұрын
Well he is on stage
@rogueshay853 5 жыл бұрын
John Doe lol stfu stupid ass bitch
@degeleagel420 5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-gn4xj r/woooshh
@ashocktoseeu4725 5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-gn4xj nigga you're not that bright
@theholyghostskeemzplots7320 5 жыл бұрын
"If u gonna do something stupid Do it smart " hit dad is legendary
@beatsxj.yerbass6272 5 жыл бұрын
His air conditioner story is one of the best ever
@zugxug 5 жыл бұрын
link it?
@beatsxj.yerbass6272 5 жыл бұрын
@@zugxug kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZaomtF03Jq-kqM.html
@lord7134 5 жыл бұрын
Marshall Fisher oof commenting as a bookmark
@beatsxj.yerbass6272 5 жыл бұрын
@Justin Last nahh
@TheSavvyRebel 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Last which Batman one omg I need to see all of these lol
@jacks_alt 5 жыл бұрын
Not only an amazing comic but a fantastic storyteller as well.
@dduffy7271 5 жыл бұрын
This whole bit is hilarious, from start to finish. Well done sir, well done! Run up in the bank with ski masks on. "Yo, we good, we bringing money into the bank!"
@lewchootrain 5 жыл бұрын
I think it kind of goes to show that money bring a lot of stress but the best part of his day was just eating pizza and drinking snapples
@kieranvaras 5 жыл бұрын
he keeps it 100 consistently
@SandrockCustom 5 жыл бұрын
Wood on pizza? DO IT!!
@jmalibu7617 5 жыл бұрын
Make another one!
@Taykorjg 5 жыл бұрын
The delivery of this story is the best thing about it. Everything else could be made up or be talking about buying juice at the grocery store, the delivery is the best.
@alexsimas5954 3 жыл бұрын
“If you ever have a confidence issue, maybe you got an interview comin up, gon propose to your Mrs, whatever you decide that you lacking somethin inside, you should try walkin around with $12,000 in cash in your pocket.” 😂
@Nikkiv4u 5 жыл бұрын
Top 5 favorite stories, well done sir! On a side note, they need to stop giving away the biggest punchlines in the preview. There are better ways to get people to continue watching.
@sergiotuberquia8150 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I skip ahead like a minute or so
@Animaniac-vd5st 5 жыл бұрын
@@sergiotuberquia8150 ALWAYS skip the preview and intro.
@smoke126857 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe maybe not, it's how he got to that story that is the important part of this video.
@brandenlikesbeer 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm not the only one who skips the spoiler.. Y'all should probably just get rid of it.
@christopheracord7067 5 жыл бұрын
the preview for Kurt Metzger's story definitely did not give away the punchline. Best story ever told on this show.
@ElPatriarcaLeviatanLaFabula 5 жыл бұрын
This man makes timberlands proud!
@p89paulie27 5 жыл бұрын
Logical East New York decisions 😭😭😭
@ShaeButtaTV 4 жыл бұрын
P89 Paulie 😂😂😂
@midwestkrazy83turner50 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@axftyh 5 жыл бұрын
16 minutes of material that makes u wanna keep watching!! Bro like that with the comedy!!
@stizzlespinizzle 5 жыл бұрын
The reverse drive by! LOL
@terrintine2151 5 жыл бұрын
This cat quickly becoming my favorite comic..his batman shit classic as well..bravo my friend
@curious17589 5 жыл бұрын
Great story telling! But to be honest, with that NY accent, I'd have listened to him read the phonebook for 16 minutes too, lol.
@saundraranel1729 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! 😂😂😂😂
@MsJenjea 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@ShaeButtaTV 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@lacortneyfinch 4 жыл бұрын
same!
@dalriadajohannsen 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 🙌🏻
@francescoc.6591 Жыл бұрын
“….you do things that I can’t do and you avoided things that I had to do, and I am really proud of you for that,” then hands him a check for 82,200 dollars to make a down payment on his home. Gastor’s dad is legendary!!
@stephaniejefferson6566 7 ай бұрын
“Legendary.” (His one-word flashback commentary on hanging up on his pops… in the middle of this anecdote, too.) Gastor will be at the TOP … I believe the Greats will be bowing their heads and clearing paths to secure space and pass the mic 🎤 to this man.)
@mitchfitzgerald945 5 жыл бұрын
That's a very different kind of wholesome haha
@staffy73 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best TINH story I’ve seen yet. My wife and I Actually got emotional at the end having grown up in ENY. I’ve never seen or heard this cat before and we just started enjoying watching stand up. Mr. Almonte just got 2 new fans and thanks to Comedy Central for putting these up. They’re the best! 🙏
@xX1ruthless4Xx 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best I’ve seen on here. Never even heard of the dude but he killed that stage.
@xXAngelzX 4 жыл бұрын
These stand ups are the only thing that’s gets me through work 😂😂
@ryzen89 4 жыл бұрын
Get a real job 💪
@drluswala 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a Jeff in their life 🤣
@nathanielboyce948 5 жыл бұрын
"You know?! " My man said that so much... Lmaoo
@mrpink6446 5 жыл бұрын
Legit one of/ if not THE best one since Roy took over as host. 10/10
@mjollnirtsubo 5 жыл бұрын
this guy has one of the best timing and delivery i've ever heard.
@sasukesarutobi3862 2 жыл бұрын
What an incredible storyteller. I look forward to seeing more of him.
@justinbenning2428 5 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this dude until now, but I'm a fan. I need to find more of his stuff.
@FlameOnDeck 4 жыл бұрын
This is One of the best comedians I’ve ever heard
@diaz8483 5 жыл бұрын
damn, i really felt like i was right beside him throughout his whole story.
@Theomite 5 жыл бұрын
Magnificent stage presence. Smooth delivery like this is harder than it looks because you have to have a lean, lean set with no filler whatsoever. But notice that even the slower parts of the story flow the same way as the killer parts and that consistency keeps the audience on its toes, so the punchlines land harder because they're paying better attention and they're surprised more easily. I wouldn't put him the same level as Ali Siddiq, but he definitely has the confidence, control, and focus to be on his level in very little time.
@dcoolz2383 5 жыл бұрын
This had me crying phenomenal story man 😂 I hope he’s still friends with Jeff 😂
@franknavarro9015 5 жыл бұрын
That last part about his dad hit the feels..
@finnthehuman9426 4 жыл бұрын
It's the holidays, and with all my normal shows off the air these have been a life-saver.
@gabrielcooks 5 жыл бұрын
Reppin East New York Gastor!!!! I see you man. Funny thing is I got pizza from the Little Ceasar's over on Fulton yesterday.
@dalriadajohannsen 2 жыл бұрын
All of that delicious NY pizza and you got Little Caesars? Man I wanna come there for the food alone 😁
@evergreenrider 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is great. First time I heard of him was his first appearance on TINH
@RabbitTeaPot 5 жыл бұрын
His Daddy is a better man than most lmfao my old man woulda just killed me
@reesemartin9242 4 жыл бұрын
Super facts. I wouldn't even came back to the house. Lol my dads a Taurus!!!
@theboysofeasyco 2 жыл бұрын
"being tough has nothing to do with what career you choose" Me *a 6'1 street fighter* Im a in home health aide and I'm good at my job I can confirm
@OhighOSkater 5 жыл бұрын
Gastor is funny af
@ThisDique 5 жыл бұрын
Please at least wait till it looks like you commented after watching the video. I have to assume you're some bot inflating views and thumbs up for comedy central and Viacom shit lords. The man's a great comedian and story teller yes.
@OhighOSkater 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThisDique I don't have to watch the whole video to know that this dudes funny. Just because you don't pay attention to comedy and probably have no idea who he is, doesn't mean everybody knows just as little as you. I've seen plenty of standup done by Gastor to know that he is funny af. Maybe get your head out of your ass and think before you comment
@evergreenrider 5 жыл бұрын
@@OhighOSkater right? He was funny the last time, why would it be different this time?
@OhighOSkater 5 жыл бұрын
@@evergreenrider For real. Dustin is the kind of dude that is unhappy unless he's talking shit to somebody lol
@ThisDique 5 жыл бұрын
@@OhighOSkater comment on something relevant to this video don't just state the obvious 2 minutes after the video is posted probably before you even let the intro play through. Lol comedy central troll accounts must be out rolling deep lol.
@stoptheviolence3358 3 жыл бұрын
His unpredictability of story telling is amazing. Your hanging on every line and you can’t even assume what’s next
@ctcmonk 5 жыл бұрын
Wish I could give him two thumbs up...
@Mzdedeo 5 жыл бұрын
He did an OUTSTANDING job telling a captivating story! Great job Gastor!
@marklord7614 2 жыл бұрын
What a great storyteller. Even when I wasn't laughing I was captivated. You don't see this type of act often. Fire!
@Smil3y7021 4 жыл бұрын
This story never gets old. My favorite one so far
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
Your dad had too many secrets that he made you responsible for. Tricky. But, $83K is a good payback.
@bobbluered8984 5 жыл бұрын
The INSTANT he started talking in the preview I thought "Brooklyn".
@corbinfobbs6409 5 жыл бұрын
Pops is a really one Gaston is OOG and this real life story is a genius one classic coming of age tell.
@morpheos111 5 жыл бұрын
Okay. This right here is now my favorite story of them all in this series. Funny. Touching.
@torylanezbaldspot6350 5 жыл бұрын
This guys got a bright future ahead of him… great story teller..
@AllThingsMech 5 жыл бұрын
This was a truly great story, and his delivery was perfect the whole time. Great job man.
@Tman0517 5 жыл бұрын
This gotta be the best story I've heard here
@Mflo786 4 жыл бұрын
The reverse drive-by is great!
@kazisupreme747 5 жыл бұрын
Hung up the phone LEGENDARY..you'll hear about it
@killerja3 5 жыл бұрын
i was like jeff for a sec like yeah we got a $1,000 lmao
@KingXOreo 5 жыл бұрын
His name sounds like a poison type pokemon
@juansalinas227 5 жыл бұрын
Yo this man funny af and real imma need to see more of him!
@grantleyedwards9161 5 жыл бұрын
Smoothest man in life.
@citypunch82 5 жыл бұрын
He always has the best stories
@jasonwilliams1713 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing story. BROOKLYN STAND UP! YEERRR
@marshmallowmark 5 жыл бұрын
Yerrrr
@NINELIVECORP 5 жыл бұрын
yerrrr
@aleezameansjoy 5 жыл бұрын
Yerrrrr
@beaneauxb3938 3 жыл бұрын
YYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!BBBRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
@Liquidmetal702 5 жыл бұрын
The Art of Storytelling. Perfectly done
@user-mf6ry5vx5w 4 ай бұрын
Every time I watch this I enjoy it a little more. Please never take these down
@nevasoba5953 Жыл бұрын
This story made me think about my pops hard. I was an asshole teenager, like world class. I know I can't take back all the things I fkd up . I do take solicit in the fact I became a responsible man in spite of myself. numerous mistakes and misfires. Pops tried to raise me right ,and looking at life now I guess he did a good job. I say all that to say he was the best man I've ever known and it still hurts to think he is gone even after 3 years . I thank God everyday for him and his love . They made me the man I am. Thanks Pops . And thank u Gaston great story.
@user-kv7zj5oo1n 5 жыл бұрын
More of this , every time I see him I hear the San Andreas theme in my head
@ef692 3 жыл бұрын
This guy gets no love or recognition. His delivery is so smooth and he's got a great way of telling stories. Check out his special on Spotify
@professoroak1920 4 жыл бұрын
back in 2012 I had a similar situation when I went to buy a car. I had around $7500 in cash in my pocket walking like 2 miles from bank to dealership. Feel on top of the world
@balaine 4 жыл бұрын
EXCELLENT STORY .... MASTERFULLY TOLD ..... Patience, poise, control , tempo ....I love how he spoke with a low voice that mean the room had to be quiet to listen public speaking 101....they need to hear the message to get the message ...awesome
@Skorp-eon 5 жыл бұрын
this was great storytelling such a cool calm collective delivery.
@mikethom059 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories yet
@Penguinssss 5 жыл бұрын
Great fkn story with a few punchlines and an overall inspirational and genuine moral. Like a fine layered dessert sprinkled with gold.
@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын
On this day 09/06/2022, I discovered Gastor Almonte. What a performance 🤌🏿.
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