If you like incompetent husbands and persistent demons, then you'll love this full movie reaction to Paranormal Activity 2!
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@BrandtsBoys5 ай бұрын
"She might have died on purpose to get away from that man" LMAO I nearly spit my drink out
@thecinemawithjames5 ай бұрын
Lmfao that moment was so good I about did the same
@indirabela12305 ай бұрын
I had to pause mid reaction to see if anyone had commented on this 😄The other LOL moment...we already been through this go and watch Paranormal Activity 1 😆
@PaladinesAngel5 ай бұрын
That was HILARIOUS!! And also AMEN!! 😂
@kory_misun4 ай бұрын
If I had a drink, it would've been gone, far away and over the rainbow.
@fableSimmer5 ай бұрын
"And y'all gonna be stuffing your faces with unlimited soup, salad, and bread sticks while your children are in PERIL." Never a dull moment. 🤣🤣🤣 The constant love and cheering for Martine and the Dog and how they're basically trying to protect/raise the baby, so real lmao.
@triceyg20145 ай бұрын
This took me ALLL the way out!😂😂
@keimtheactor18655 ай бұрын
Her comebacks NEVER flop 💀🤣 she got smoke for ANY character lmao
@delsongreene87705 ай бұрын
Has me dying every time she says something!
@d.eliiii5 ай бұрын
Literally! Hahaha no character is safe from her sharp wit! Love that for us 😂😂
@rickyruss9263 ай бұрын
Just the men.
@salemluna95335 ай бұрын
"I'm not saying he deserved it, but Gods' timing is always right." STOP LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@rileybidwell5 ай бұрын
“Just because your momma doesn’t have necrotizing fasciitis doesn’t mean I’m not haunted” has GOT to be in my top 10 quotes on KZfaq😂
@Billz420804 ай бұрын
I really had to pause and run it back just to hear it again
@WB-H5 ай бұрын
I knew Daniel was about to be read to filth when she came in still harboring resentment towards Micah 😂😂 I remember Daniel made Micah look like a godsend to me 🤣
@shakycam35 ай бұрын
I remember the entire theater cheering when Martine came back. Lol. Also, I am going to continue to recommend “Malignant” until you watch it.
@clarerichardson87705 ай бұрын
oh my god why would you do our girl this dirty (I'm cracking up, it'd be AMAZING)
@shakycam35 ай бұрын
@@clarerichardson8770 I am telling you it would be stunning. One of the ultimate insane twists in a movie that’s so crazy you can’t do much of anything but freak out. I know I did.
@brandonsamuels64575 ай бұрын
Yes, Malignant is crazy, next level deranged shenanigans. There needs to be a sequel asap.
@tropicalgoofy5 ай бұрын
I would love for Alanda to experience Malignant. The film is wonderfully absurd and campy. It’s my favorite James Wan movie 😊
@MissBimbo2225 ай бұрын
@@clarerichardson8770 lmfao that movie is so crazy 😂
“Are you gonna eat him like a snake?” So we’re all still scarred from Debbie Logan? 😂
@the_petty_crocker5 ай бұрын
Big Deborah lives in my mind rent-free, the freeloading heifer.
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS5 ай бұрын
Forever.
@PB_and_Jenny5 ай бұрын
@@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS😂😂
@cemileoe5 ай бұрын
You mean big debbie 😂😂
@PB_and_Jenny5 ай бұрын
@@cemileoe Big Deborah 😂😂😂 I love Zzavid
@NickiraFierce5 ай бұрын
The kitchen jump scare is one of my all-time favorite jump scares. You know something is probably gonna happen, but you can NOT prepare for that!
@jordanharrison11135 ай бұрын
Alanda saying about Micah “no it’s not funny…what happened to him isn’t funny…I promise” through FITS of laughter has just sent me 😂
@juliant5 ай бұрын
It's official. If I ever move to a quiet area, I'm owning several dogs and at least one cat. The Egyptians used cats to ward off evil.
@lucianaromulus14085 ай бұрын
Cats are Gods 😊
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS5 ай бұрын
Batset is your best bet. BELIEVE IT.
@LiamDalley-jd1kc5 ай бұрын
(Baby cries in terror) “THE BABY!” That made me laugh so hard
@robbiecook65305 ай бұрын
It always surprises me that this one and the previous film were all happening at the same time. So that demon has been super busy terrorising two separate households all at once.
@allisonhunter10635 ай бұрын
Girl, one of my favorite things about watching scary movies is reminding myself that no matter what insanity I've dealt with that day, no one has tried to murder ME with a chainsaw... And THAT counts for something!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@genesisstanley81635 ай бұрын
Every time Alanda said that “we gotta protect the baby” I was like “don’t forget the dog!! We gotta protect the dog cuz the animals in scary movies always be dying and paying the prices for the stupid actions and stupidity of their owners when they be trying to warn them🙄😭”
@SmileMadeforWar5 ай бұрын
The husbands in this franchise are the ultimate trash. Very happy you're continuing the franchise, each sequel builds on the last. Sending big hugs and love! 🤗❤
@ACinemafanatic5 ай бұрын
I think the only one I can tolerate is the boyfriend in 3
@paulinekeown24725 ай бұрын
The exceptions to that husband rule are part 3 and Ghost Dimension
@shakycam35 ай бұрын
@@paulinekeown2472 The mom doesn’t believe in 3.
@NickiTwix5 ай бұрын
The stepdad is the best in 3
@tjfrizzi59655 ай бұрын
@@shakycam3 Alanda is gonna have many things to say about that! YAAAAY! lol
@prettykit45 ай бұрын
“Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks!!”?💀💀💀💀💀
@haiyez5 ай бұрын
Alanda describing the one she’s previously seen: “I feel like a child was flung” 😂😂😂😂 We all know the scene you are talking about.
@jordanharrison11135 ай бұрын
Lmao! Could you tell me? I’m not sure which movie it is or are we not saying? 😂
@haiyez5 ай бұрын
@@jordanharrison1113 it’s in the third one
@MultiKat125 ай бұрын
“What if somebody did pop out then what , you’re gonna throw your fucking baby at it?” Lmao that had me laughing so damn hard ! 🤣🤣🤣
@ficialintelligence18695 ай бұрын
Two months later, and Alanda's _still_ got words for Mika. LOL.
@ashtond63905 ай бұрын
Like this video, y'all! Give Queen Alanda all the love 😊❤️
@AlandaParker5 ай бұрын
🥰🥰
@marlainalindsey32795 ай бұрын
Miss Alanda your reactions make my day as y❤❤❤
@bloodmoon15865 ай бұрын
Absolutely! ❤❤
@CorinaStadler5 ай бұрын
15:31 "That is so foul" Don't you mean....fowl? I'll see myself out.
@nefariousteens5 ай бұрын
Alanda cackling at "60 days til Micah’s death" took me outtttt 😭🤣
@final_queer5 ай бұрын
This franchise is truly unhinged. I can't wait for u to get to The Marked Ones!
@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast255 ай бұрын
I think the mark one is the best out of the franchise
@final_queer5 ай бұрын
@@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 it's definitely my favorite!
@Ghostface19985 ай бұрын
I don’t like the marked ones but it’s not as bad as ghost dimension
@juantoro1685 ай бұрын
@@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 same! I hope she watches the unrated version of the marked ones that has them go to the church at night with a black mirror
@238Brotherhood5 ай бұрын
The marked ones was terrible😭 after like the 3rd the series got worse and repetitive
@joegiese10405 ай бұрын
“What? Are you gonna eat him like a SNAKE??!” LOVE the Deborah Logan reference!!
@kymledet15755 ай бұрын
"The baby is already concerned " lmfao 😂
@richardperez72055 ай бұрын
It's the way Micah is a saint compared to Daniel, like dear god. I watched 2 in prep for your reaction, so now I guess I'll run back to Max to watch 3 so I can be ready! Great to see you girl, and LOVE the JoJo stanning!
@paulinekeown24725 ай бұрын
The male in part 3 is great and nothing like Micah or Daniel, thankfully.
@sleepyxhollow5 ай бұрын
@@paulinekeown2472 Absolutely I didn't want him to die, he really cared about the girls and wanted to find a way to stop it.
@scarlettmi5 ай бұрын
So glad you’re watching this series. The next Paranormal Activity has one of my favourite camera setups. The tension lives rent free in my head and I can’t wait for you to react to it.
@Oklahomie955 ай бұрын
The oscillating camera? So good 😭
@jamesward38595 ай бұрын
You know a thriller I think you would really like, What Lies Beneath starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford, directed by Robert Zemeckis, it’s definitely right up your alley
@momakesvids57045 ай бұрын
when alanda said “hello my angels 😇 “ i felt that 🥰🥰🥰 also the thing in the pool is a vacuum to help keep the pool clean:)
@mattyh24645 ай бұрын
That seen in the kitchen with all the doors opening…that had me fleeing from the cinema is if the rent was due!
@danthaman155 ай бұрын
I hope you feel better. It's funny in a way that horror movies during these times in our life give a weird sense of comfort. Florence Welch said in an interview that during and after quarantine, she hated watching "happy" things when in dark times and found horror films like therapy.
@MsSASSILYLilOrphandAnGelA5 ай бұрын
Hiiiiii, I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to say thank you. Even if you don't know this, you've helped me so many times. This video is helping me escape from reality. My brother was killed in Aug 2022 and on Monday, I had to submit a Victim Impact Statement for their judge to read before she decides how many years she will give the murderer. My brother was murdered in cold blood as he ran away and left to die. Next week on Valentines day, I will learn if the judge will give him anywhere from 5-45 years for his crime.
@kitsalmonovitch69785 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry and I hope everything goes well.
@MsSASSILYLilOrphandAnGelA5 ай бұрын
@@kitsalmonovitch6978 thank you 🙏🏻
@SprightlyValentino5 ай бұрын
*the dad handles a dead bird with tongs* "That is so fowl." Girl, did you just? 🤣
@bandgeeksings95075 ай бұрын
I literally screamed when you mentioned Anxiety by Jojo. That song eats fr
@trustworthyform5 ай бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT A FATHER!! YOU'RE NOT A HUSBANDDD!!!" like fr.
@Astheywere5 ай бұрын
You make me so happy. Thank you so much for your time, presence, and laugh.
@mateohere50255 ай бұрын
I needed this video after today… Also if you saw a haunting with two little girls that’s the third one, the fourth one follows a blonde girl’s family that’s played by Katheryn Newton from Freaky, the fifth one follows a Latino family.
@Ghostface19985 ай бұрын
I thought this was a great sequel to the original. The practical work was even better especially that kitchen jumpscare. Than to find out this movie takes place before, during, and after the events of the first movie where they transferred the demon to Katie only to end up having possessed Katie come kill the parents and taking the baby. So excited whenever you watch part 3 for me my favorite of the franchise and the one that traumatized me when I was a kid scared tf out of me. Even on rewatch for the first time in years it scared me. The moment you said you remembered a girl was flung I knew exactly which of these movies you watched and it’s the 3rd movie.
@boopbeep85 ай бұрын
this is the last time you'll ever see that double tank top lmaooo
@shxnyst5 ай бұрын
FUN FACT: The scene in the kitchen when everything ''explose'' was actually a prank on the actress, so her reaction is her real reaction :)
@Tubularmydude5 ай бұрын
Just started the video and am still at the intro, but I just have to say-I’m sorry you’re struggling atm Alanda, and I’m praying for good things in your near future!! You’ve always seemed like such a kind soul and me and I’m sure the vast majority of your subscribers wish for nothing but the best for you!! You got this girly! 👏🙌💖
@skylarberry37545 ай бұрын
I am sitting here, day 6 of the worst flu sickness of my entire life and Alanda comes through !!! Yesssssss thank you !!!! I'm excited for you to keep watching these because the way they all wind together is actually kinda fun
@nikkisatchel46995 ай бұрын
the thing in the pool is called a skimmer...it cleans debris out the water
@tjfrizzi59655 ай бұрын
Do your best. Be strong. Cut an album cuz that voice is IT!
@anonymousboy47125 ай бұрын
Alanda you are genuinely the only react channel I can watch without skipping any part of the video! You are so entertaining and I am genuinely so thankful I found your channel! Keep up with the content because you are so appreciated!! ❤
@brittellen085 ай бұрын
You should definitely watch some Steven King films, too. Like Storm of the Century, Christine, or Cujo.
@a-supernova-girl5 ай бұрын
This week has been...really bad, on the verge of enraging in my personal circumstances, so I'm especially happy to have a video from you tonight 💙💙💙
@terranceporter26445 ай бұрын
28:45 This scene was hilarious in the theater when it happened. 😂
@notyouraveragebear93265 ай бұрын
I’m totally with you on calling the men out on their dismissal and DEFINITELY this movie where every member of the family should have BEEN checked the cameras before it got super bad(GOD that annoyed me.) But I must say, we gotta be real here. MOST family’s are not superstitious or believe in ghost and demons naturally. So it’s a little unfair to say, atleast during the first half of the movies, that the men are bad husbands/dads/fiancés. They’re just normal. If I came in my house seeing my house care taker smoking sage everywhere without my prior consent around my new born, I’m upset too. It’s just not realistic to expect these “head of households” to instantly believe in demons and ghost before just dismissing it as a coincidence first. BUT I will say again, not looking at the cameras YOU had installed because of a real life burglary is WILD!!! Also, yes. After being proven that my wife is possessed and the caretaker that knows better says the only way to save MY family is to push it to another family member, best believe that’s what we doing! Lol I’m sorry but it’s going to the most ANNOYING cousin n law 😂😂😂
@kharma77555 ай бұрын
Alanda, I hope life eases up a bit for you soon... You're good people and your reaction definitely brightened my day. Super stoked for when you check out PA3. It's my fave 😍
@xleandrax5 ай бұрын
Katie is the goat in this movie series 🙌🏾
@joannesuzieburlison71285 ай бұрын
Latina ladies know what's going on. They do that here too, (I'm in EC), they will bless you at the market. And that husband is an awful person, awful.
@joannesuzieburlison71285 ай бұрын
its a pool cleaner. a demonic pool cleaner 🙂
@TheLooneLayer5 ай бұрын
Hey girl, love you see coming for every character on the movie 😂😂😂 Hope you’re feeling better and your anxiety doesn’t get in the way to have a nice day. Love your reactions girl🖤
@Cupo6665 ай бұрын
The exploding kitchen is such a good set piece!!!
@mikelows19885 ай бұрын
Not me watching this movie at 11pm
@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast255 ай бұрын
10:30pm
@horimo89205 ай бұрын
The first time I watched this I seriously thought the husband was like serial killer or something!
@Dres-life5 ай бұрын
Absolutely love your intros, I'm going through a rough time too and your videos brighten my day!
@joannesuzieburlison71285 ай бұрын
I have the flu and tonsillitis and had to go to the ER, this is my reward for doing so. I hope you are ok.
@patrickkelley27355 ай бұрын
I'm hoping your hard times get easier. I hope you find happiness and peace. I pray good things are around the corner.
@lucasdoss95465 ай бұрын
“The baby is already concerned” lmaooo
@TheBeautifulBecs5 ай бұрын
Alandaaaaaa I was literally about to put my phone down and go to sleep and then I get this notification. 😩 Ah well, who needs sleep lol
@misscryptoria5 ай бұрын
I hope whatever's troubling you gets better soon. Love you, Babe!
@Duh_D_Rexx5 ай бұрын
Time for Fun Facts: This is the first Paranormal Activity I worked in theaters for. We had a position called “Theater Checker” in which I would go in to make sure everything was cool. When I did this it was during the scene where the mom got dragged & when she first gets knocked down I yell out, “Oh! Bitch went down!” to which the entire theater could hear me & laughed.
@grahmhayden5 ай бұрын
Anytime I’m feeling down I will go to your videos and watch some of the scream rewatches just because you always react how I would thank you for still putting videos out even when things are tough going in life.
@daijahw5 ай бұрын
the trying not to think about it ep by jojo is a sad bop 😂
@sighbatsu5 ай бұрын
As someone who's seen two of these movies...I have no recollection of many things that happened throughout this franchise. Anyway, great video as always hopefully you get through whatever it is that's been troubling you
@candicelynnH5 ай бұрын
This movie still gets to me. First time I watched it we tried to tell the guy who brought it over the apartment was haunted. He kinda made fun of us so we gave in and half way through he paused the movie and told us to stop messing with him. We were confused but as we sat quietly we heard laughing in my bedroom. Still have nightmares about that place. The reason you close everything back, pick everything up, and just go back to sleep is because you know you can't just leave immediately due to rental agreements or mortgages etc. so you try to stay calm and hope that makes it settle down until you can leave. Eventually you just get so worn down it becomes a norm.
@stilesstilinski96405 ай бұрын
this, the witch one and the dimensional one were probably the most disturbing, (but as a horror fanatic I lived!)
@MiyaoMeow5885 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a reaction to The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)! There's been a lot of buzz about an upcoming movie later this summer called Longlegs, and it may or may not have a connection to the director's previous work. Longlegs is gonna be a must see, but getting familiar with his previous work might not be a bad idea!
@clarerichardson87705 ай бұрын
I was totally hypnotized by the Longlegs trailer and now I'm so pleased to know there's something else to tide me over while I wait! Thanks for this!
@catherineflores14355 ай бұрын
"Just because your mama didn't have necrotizing fasciitis doesn't mean that I'm not haunted " 🤣💀 I'll def be finding a way to sneak that into every conversation I have 😂
@migobaerga5 ай бұрын
Girl. I saw the 3rd in theaters with my friends……… DAMN what an experience. Lmao when I say we were HOLLERING! I love you Girl
@shawnhall97925 ай бұрын
Yassss gurl I been waiting for what it feels like an eternity I'm gon sip and eat my dinner while enjoying this
@GetWellSoonR.E.M.5 ай бұрын
BLESS YOU OMG I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE WATCHING THIS SERIES
@lucaswoody15135 ай бұрын
Loved this reaction 😂 I need you to see The Talented Mr. Ripley!
@anthonyspivey55925 ай бұрын
Mannnn it’s a year later and i still LOVE watching moving with you ! Thank you so much for being so awesome
@shivareewaltz5 ай бұрын
If you get to the "spin off" "The Marked Ones", try to watch the uncut version..
@M3Niki5 ай бұрын
You are just the person I needed tonight. Its been a rough day, lets all relax and have a few scares and laughs w/our girl😌
@Atem_in_the_streets5 ай бұрын
Alanda Quote of the Week: "Y'all gonna be stuffing ya faces with unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks while ya children are in peril!"
@slonmish5 ай бұрын
I hope your life improves, and you're content with the level of comfort. Didn't know you could sing that well!
@RamboA172 ай бұрын
I love your reactions lmao “oh Micah you’re knockin on hells gate” 🤣🤣
@craig83575 ай бұрын
Yay been waiting for you to post this, hope you liked it. I prefer this one to the first one. 😊
@shakycam35 ай бұрын
You are a fantastic singer!
@Privatewill055 ай бұрын
I can always count on Alanda to come through when I need a fun time! Mother has uploaded 😂.
@capril125 ай бұрын
So excited for this!! I hope you watch the next one soon. It's been a while since I've seen them all but I remember really enjoying it.
@lightsupswift5 ай бұрын
I always get so excited when you upload! You are so sweet and funny
@indigoace2615 ай бұрын
You bring me joy watching these reactions so, I hope you get through the rough and come out the other end just as happy. Thanks as always for sharing.
@cainyourkids5 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSS MY DAY IS BLESSED EVERYTIME ALANDA DROPS A NEW VIDEO
@CrackerPhobic-5 ай бұрын
i really love and appreciate your talks in the beginning, i just ended a long term relationship and your inspirational talk cheered me up❤❤
@perytas5 ай бұрын
Yay!!! New Alanda reaction, in one of my favorite franchises! I always have a lot of fun watching you. You gave me the giggles when you were describing your Tickle Me Elmo.
@elizabethhardy53575 ай бұрын
Hey I just wanted to say you are a literal dopamine hit 😊 watching you always makes me smile and makes the hard days easier ❤ thanks for sharing your amazing energy
@MariaV44445 ай бұрын
I've been havin a rough time too girl and your videos are always a gift. Sending love, friend. May we all kick the hard times right in the ass. ❤💪🏽
@Jage245 ай бұрын
Haven’t even watched the full video but I wanna say you deserve the best, you’ve been through your worst days and you can get through this, and sending you love and light ❤️
@ChrisAnthemMusic5 ай бұрын
lol love this! love you and your channel! sending you healing energy 💖when i was depressed AND sick on the couch for days your videos got me THROUUGGHHH. so thank you!!
@thomashutson72055 ай бұрын
All hail Queen Alanda ❤ Brings Me So Much Joy With These Reactions….
@SimsBgc1o15 ай бұрын
Loved your reaction as always darling! You crack me tf up! Really hope you're doing better today, you're so strong and such a gorgeous beauty! ❤
@joegiese10405 ай бұрын
OMG, SO GLAD YOU REACTED TO THIS MOVIE!! THANKS ALANDA!!! 🥰🥰🥰 hope YOU HAVE A GORGEOUS DAY TODAY!!!