Childe : "I fear no man, but that thing...." *Chopsticks* Childe : "It scares me..."

Zhongli everytime looking some unique item Zhongli to Childe : I am once again asking for you financial support

Zhongli: This is for you. Now take out your wallet and pay for it.

Zhongli bought childe a gift.... With childe's money 😭😭😭

Childe lied when he said he was the least adept with a bow, the weapon he truly needs to overcome was chopsticks all along.

pov: zhongli isn't broke he just wants to put the fatui in a financial crisis

zhongli: "it would be a pity not to buy it..." **looks at childe**

Whoever gave Zhongli that red streak around his eyes didn't get paid enough

Alternate title: Zhongli spending money he doesn't have for 2 minutes and 47 seconds

Zhongli in this video: "Buy it, Buy them all" Zhongli in game: "Psst... Traveler, nice wallet you got there"

I honestly love how childe blinks twice asking about chopsticks. It is so adorable and zhongli telling him he gotta get used to it lmaoo

Zhongli gave a tip of 888 mora for Xiangling's new dish, the number 8 usually symbolises good luck. The chinese word for 8, 八, or "ba", sounds similar to the words meaning "prosperous" and "wealth". Attention to detail!

I like how there's zero combat in this trailer, they already know zhongli's voice is enough to sway the viewers xD

Zhongli's Assistant: "In Terms of Mora..." "We have no Mora."

Zhongli's quests are the only time I ever pay attention to the dialogue, he's just so interesting, charismatic and elegant it's amazing. You can't help but listen to what he has to say. The rest don't even compare sadly

Just came back here after watching nahida's teaser. Zhongli's backstory clearly is the most tragic yet in his teaser he's just out here shopping and then there's poor nahida. Damn man🗿

HIS SAD LITTLE “oh” WHEN HE SAW THAT THE HAIRPINS WERENT ON SALE IM DYING

How Childe actually found out Rex Lapis' identity: Childe: Can I have a fork? Zhongli: Get out of my country

so this is where the Marriage Chopsticks thing happened...

Zhongli is proof that looks and attitude is all you need to make everyone your Sugardaddy

Childe's trailer be like all dramatic and Zhongli's trailer is a slice of life. Very fitting!

This man empties his wallet faster than the entire Genshin playerbase

Zhongli is the embodiment of "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

Waiter: So who's paying? Zhongli: Wallet, *speak* Childe: Hello I am wallet-I mean Childe.

alternative title: man burns through funeral parlor’s savings in three hours

Damn, this girl is basically the whole fandom thirsting for him

When you realize Zhongli is the reason Hu Tao is so worried about business

It's been a year and I still think Mihoyo did such a perfect job in casting Keith Silverstein as Zhongli. I literally never skip his dialogue, that's how much I love his voice😭

For his elemental skill, Childe wields the chopsticks. They are the weapon he is least adept with-- which is precisely why he must master them.

Ferrylady: "Once you become entagled with Mr.Zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" Childe: "You have NO idea."

*the chopsticks literally costs more than the entire meal*

"Once you get entangled with Mr. Zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all." Talk about an understatement! As soon as I pulled him, every single one of my team loadouts was reduced to three slots due to him becoming permanently affixed to the fourth!

Childe in my boss fight: *hurts ZhongLi physically* Zhongli: *Begins to start hurting Childe financially*

Zhongli: here let me get my wallet. shopkeeper: what the fu- Zhongli: *pulls out childe*

Zhongli is so charming that everyone around him always pays the bill. How he still has a job is beyond me. Then again... he is extremely good at what he does.

Zhongli, Childe, and Xiangling existing in the same scene is breathing life into my soul hfbjhdkngs I love all of them

Zhongli: "Alright, i'll get all of this." * walks out of the shop * Ferrylady: "Uh- Sir you havent even paid-" Zhongli: "Childe, its your time to shine"

"This man is perfect to voice Zhongli, it would be a shame not to hire him." MiHoYo, 2020

zhongli: *basically google when you ask an explanation* also zhongli: *haha mora? whats that*

When you realize the amount of mora spent in this video is still less than the amount spent on maxing his talents

How is Zhongli able to treat her a lunch when himself have no mora? Zhongli: Of course another tab on Childe!

"This new character banner is all claymore users, but Zhongli is quite fascinating. It would be a shame not to purchase him" My wallet: Yes sir

"Cor lapis is quite hard to gather and does require a lot of skill indeed" Claymore user: Well, yes. But actually no.

Hu Tao is constantly trying to promote the Funeral Parlor and boost sales because Zhongli keeps spending all of the mora buying pottery and rocks.

When you realise that the chopsticks were more expensive than the meal itself ....

Childe to his chopsticks* Childe: "finally! a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

70% of the players in a nutshell: Female players: They are married🗿 Male players: They are married 🗿

1:00 his voice is so welcoming it makes you feel like you're there eating with him.

Childe : “I’m least adept with the bow and that is why i must master it.” Chopsticks: “Hold my beer..”

"Zhongli: An Additional Expense" Players: "Indeed"

“ Once you become entangled with Mr. Zhongli, there’s no getting away from him at all.” I guess you could say: Once you go Zhongli, you’ll be broke 😂

Ah yes… Zhongli generosity and wisdom, and no regard for Mora. Always dangerously low on funds. One of the most interesting characters of Genshin.

Can we all appreciate the angelic voice of the ferrylady for a moment?

Yes, Zhong Li has a spending problem, but it's not because he's greedy. As an Archon, he sees beauty in all things in LiYue and most things everywhere else. His spending is out of appreciation and admiration of mortals and their work.

The ending is true though, once you become entangled with Zhongli, prepare to be broke on mora 😂

I love how the most replayed part is where Childe and zhongli are dining lmaooo you're all obvious

“Cor Lapis is itself hard to gather.” *Me just smashing them with Diluc*

"Which would you like to buy??" " *yes* " Edit: WOW ZHONGLI REALLY WENT AND BOUGHT CHILDE MARRIAGE CHOPSTICKS HUH

Ferrylady of Wangsheng Funeral, you may be of no importance but I'm here crying why I cant be you.

"once you become entangled with mr. zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" me, unable to live without his shields: you're right

Dayumn this girl's diary telling us how hard she simps for zhongli.

Imagine being one of the most feared harbingers on the planet and your archnemesis is a pair of wooden sticks

1:53 THE HAIRPINS IN YANFEIS QUEST???

Apparently in ancient Chinese culture, handing over a pair of chopsticks to someone you love meant gentle and loving marriage, which means that literally by handing over those chopsticks, Zhongli was proposing to Tartaglia.

“Once you get entangled with Mr. ZhongLi there’s no getting away from him at all” -*Every single ZhongLi simp*

Here’s something, when Xiangling said “We have Springvale boar on the menu today, would you like to try it instead of the salt and pepper tofu?” Remember when the first time you met her in the storyline, she was trying to hunt boar in Springvale? You do her story quest, and she hops over back to Liyue. I just wanted to point that out.

you guys do realize Dragon Phoenix chopsticks symbolize marriage 😭😭😭

"Once you become entangled with Mr. Zhongli there's no getting away from him at all" I have never heard such truth before

NOT ZHONGLI BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN HES BROKE I- **zhongli calls his wallet childe**

"Cor lapis is itself hard to gather, It must have taken true skil..." HAHA CLAYMORE GO ROUND AND ROUND

*Zhongli enters a shop* Childe: My time has come

When you realize Zhongli bought a gift for Childe... With his MONEY 💀💀💀

The Ferrylady’s voice is very soothing. She almost sounds a little sad, but Zhongli seems to cheer her up.

Zhongli:"Oh this thing look nice, I'll buy it" Childe:" you know you don't have money right?" Zhongli:" I have you😎"

if a dragon and a phoenix is paired together, it often means that it's for people in love with each other or married couples in china.

Zhongli: "This beautiful Windwheel Aster is for you, Ferrylady.." Ferrylady: 🥰 Also Zhongli: "Childe!! Come here! Your wallet!" Ferrylady:

1:21 everyone talking about Zhongli but not one talking about XiangLing keeping her promise to the chef in Springvale about the dish with boar meat??(from the xiangling story mission) Now this is attention to detail from the developers.

Zhongli: buys expensive chopstick as a gift for Childe Also Zhongli: the Northland Bank is bearing this particular bill

honestly this ad is one of the reason i play this game

After watching Raiden's teaser it's completely different then Zhongli's

Zhongli is the only one who's generous enough to donate mora without even having it himself

Childe: Still struggling to learn chopsticks Zhongli: Still has no money but still buys everything.

Childe: Ah another weapon to master

Zhongli: I'll buy this one- Everyone who ever breathed: Do you have money? Zhongli: wait what? :O

I love that no matter where Zhongli is, Childe is always there with him

*This character Zhongli is fascinating, it would be a pity not to pull him...*

“Yes...he even got me a gift.” Plot twist: he used your money

I have a feeling that their original bill was originally 5,888 mora and their conversation went like, Childe: "Don't worry, I got this one." As he confidently pulls out his wallet. Zhongli: "Mmm, I'm truley grateful for your generosity." Waitress: "That will be 5,888 mora!" Childe: "No pro-" Zhongli: "Can we add these chopsticks too? It's a gift for my Snezhnayan friend here." Waitress: "Oh of course! That brings it up to be... 133,888 Mora!" Childe: "👁👄👁"

Aight, not gonna lie, I shed a single tear when he bought the hairpins and sought out to return them to the owner WITH additional living expenses with it. Keeping in mind that he is a consultant for a funeral parlor, and that the wife of the man who pawned said hairpins is poor in health, well, it’s self explanatory. Mihoyo certainly pays close attention to detail in stories like this, I’ll give them that.

Zhongli: *says something* Automatically me: aight, that's hot af.

Then he turns around and asks, *"Have you ever been to the Cloud District?"*

Dragon is the symbol of Yang, also typically used by Chinese men for thousands of years as symbol of their masculinity. It's also why in ancient times, Chinese emperors were using dragon robes. Phoenix on the other hand, is mostly symbol of Yin, feminity, womanhood. That's why Queens and Princesses in China always used Phoenix as their symbol. In ancient wedding, the grooms will be associated with dragon while the bride will be associated with phoenix. Surprisingly, there are male phoenix, "feng hong" in China, so in a way it allows some boys and men to use Phoenix as their symbol, but male phoenix is rarity. More often than not, when there are Dragon and phoenix in one picture or if these two legendary beasts depicted as one, it's always understood by Chinese everywhere that the dragon represents the Yang, the male... While the phoenix represents the Yin, the female.

"I am the least adept with chopsticks, and that is why I must master it." - Childe, probably

-zhongli in the game: in terms of money we have no money. -zhongli in trailer: it would be a waste not to buy all this.

I'd like to see how Zhongli would act if he had no one to pay for his expenses, but I think we all know, given how knowledgeable he is, Zhongli would merely give things maybe 10 minutes of thought and have a quick scheme of contracts to acquire plenty of mora as he needs it.

In the light of the recent 1.5 quest involving the serenitea pot...guys, I think those hairpins are the ones that Ms. Zhiqiao lost LMAO

Morax: *create all mora* Childe: *works hard to earn mora* Morax: *buys expensive things using childe's mora* Childe: Why you bully me!?

ZhongLi gives Childe Chopsticks as a gift. Also ZhongLi, make Childe paying the gift.

why Ferrylady voice so calm and soothing- I need more of her and Zhongli's voice

Now I understand why Hu Tao so busy trying to get new customers for the wangsheng funeral parlor, all to fund Mr Zhongli generosity