Just want to make clear that the excessive level of analysis on cartoon cocks stems from 5 years of procrastination and mischief at secondary school, and not a fascination for male genitalia.

Google car driver: *am I recording?*

*looks up on the last round, sees the score is 14k* "If I could get 20,000, that'd be good"

This was the most most GeoWizard game GeoWizard ever played

ok, now I want a whole series of you coming up with stories for the people on streetview lol

“No but I want my oven, I like to cook!” 😂

“Let’s tit around a bit longer” you never fail to make me laugh within the first 2 minutes!

zooms into a sign that tells you the name of the city Tom: "no, it's not telling us there" 2:30

*Massive "ERDMANN CORPORATION" sign on wall* Tom: "Redman Corporation"

3:00 Tom solves gender inequality

Hi i'm from Colombia, the first guess was in Caqueta department which capital is Florencia. Nice vídeo 👍🏻

Never have i ever been happier that I know russian. The only time I beat Tom and got a perfect score.

Oh Tom... you never fail to make me laugh with your hilarious quips about the things and people you see. Meanwhile your incredible knowledge and skill of the game amaze me. Great stuff.

1:50 I swear this man kills me with these casual jokes every video

01:14 darn, you missed the crucial clue on the first one right on the first look: there was Centre florencia written on that yellow real estate sign..

surprised you missed the florencia on the sign in the first round!

You’ve had that Sicily round before in one of your vids.

Every video I’m like “I hope Tom gets my hometown!” and this time he finally did and I guessed two states over too lol

01:10 that smooth transition from hotel California to hotel panorama.

can’t stress how much i love this man and his videos

“ seems to be a Shaft and a bit of foreskin there “ 😂😂

"is that a cock?" Lol died laughing 😂

As an Italian, I loved how you put the music while you were searching in Catania 😂

I like the games you play for fun more! It’s good to see you enjoy rather than be serious and feel under pressure

Two years down the line, that Senegal guess is significantly easier, because the view got completely updated and now it as a huge "BIENVENUE A THIES" sign.

Round 1: 5000. I saw [...]col on a sign and figured Colombia (idk american plate colours), looked for some town with mountains to the west, randomly zoomed on Florencia after a while which I had seen on the sign. Round 2: 5000. Noticed Тюмeнь written on the pole ribbon, zoomed into Russia and found the city. With 2 blurry street signs I eventually found the right location. Round 3: 5000. Sign for Sicily, assumed Catania, confirmed by finding one of the hotels when zooming in. Found the blurry streetname on the house number, looked around until I found the little square that fit. Round 4: 3370. American flags, obviously the USA, had no clue where, saw the sign for "Erdmann Corporation" so I went somewhere I thought had german influence, Pittsburgh. 555km away, oh well, didn't even try to find the streetname. Round 5: 4800. Africa, french, Senegal. Road had a particular shape with the gas station, tried some cities but didn't find it, in the end I went in Dakar. I just didn't look hard enough in Thies, this one was 5k-able with a bit more effort (the "Oasis 2" hotel even showed up on the map), oh well. Total score: 23170. Quite pleased with myself for 3 perfect scores, learning to read cyrillic has been quite helpful in this game :)

My favourite to watch pal, the one who inspired me to start uploading more Geoguessr and today I got my best ever score in the Iceland map, going for gold in every country in explorer mode, love it!

"If I could get 20,000, I'd be pleased with that..." **Round 5/5 with 14k points**

6:35 neither can Putin, so no worries.

I've been binge watching your channel since I found it about 3 weeks ago. This is the first play along I've done and I got 21,282! Probably spent 15 minutes in Kentucky looking, but not bad!

Dude, you missed the "Center Florencia" on the Drywall sign.

13:47 bro wants 20k when he got 14k on final round :(

Great format, Tom! Love this map, love urban locations. Hope you do this again. It was very fun to try it myself and then watch your attempt.

I love that the world is completely falling apart and Tom just keeps us all a little bit more sane with another casual 'guess the place' video.

I feel like your getting more and more comfortable with KZfaq and making vids lately, there hilarious and I love it! 😂 Keep it up! :)

Hi Tom Just want to say thanks for the uploads and the great content. Been through a hell of a lot the past few months and your videos have really made me forget about the bad things in life and calmed me down.

I love the Play Alongs ! It's an opportunity for me to play more than once a day, and against GeoWizard himself ! Keep up the good work, cheers from France :)

This is a really cool skill Tom, straight line missions are bang on too! Keep on pal.

Really enjoy this series Tom. Just fun to see you as yourself with no worries. Also like playing along

have been watching you since the early days, and its taken me this long to do a play along!! From one black country bloke to another, keep up the bostin job me mon!!!

Love your videos man! I like it when you suddenly find something and your reaction.

Just wanted to say I love this channel. Keep up the great work.

First of all, I must say that I am always impressed by your ability to recognize and name a wide variety of car models. In the Russia round, the banners apparently were marking the city’s 432nd year and the city’s name started with "ТЮ". But since the banner showed a sailboat, I looked only along the coasts and did not find it. In the US, I thought I was seeing Ohio license plates, but I was mistaken. In the end, you bested me by 219 points.

This is by far the most non-dry humor I've see in a GeoWizard video. I like it :)

I liked how tom showed us the funny side of him in this video, not the super focused up Tom. I liked the personality!

lets go bro I get so excited when I see you post a no moving video, love them and your vibes

I love these play along videos. Please do more!!

Has 14 099 points in the last round. "I'd like to get to 20 after that start" Good math Tom

I love the play alongs. Keep up the good work!

Recognized that Sicily found instantly from a previous video I watched a couple weeks ago, same exact spot!

I absolutely have no reason to be obssessed with these videos

i love how you make up stories for every person you see, keep up the good work.

the first one kiiiillled me bc the sign on the drywall place said “center florencia” hahahah

My third time ever playing along - Round 1 was surprisingly easy once I checked the map of Columbia (yellow plates) and found that Florencia was indeed a city! Spent 5-10mins scouring it for the right spot but couldn't see it. Got 4,922 points! - Round 2 I got Russia immediately (CTON stop sign) but had nothing else to go on, felt like a St Petersburg vibe so went with it but never expected Tyumen... didn't even know it existed!! Got 1,172 points - Round 3 OMG so I've been to Sicily and recognised Maganelli as being in Catania, so when I checked the University I found Il Principe and Palace Maganelli! After desperately looking for MOAK cafe and Top Sicily restaurant for at least 10 minutes and gave up, chucked the pin on the corner I thought looked most like it and BAM, 6yd, 5000 points!!! I'm amazed, never gotten a proper 5k guess like that before on a hard map! - Round 4 I was stumped, got Georgie vibes so chucked the pin in Savannah and got 2,842 points - Round 5 I had the most insane guess of my life... saw the rift and thought Senegal, they're a former French colony, went to Dakar but thought nah this is a Thies guess, and amazingly I was ony 2.2 miles away, so I got 4,987 points!! - My final score was 18,993 points meaning I actually beat Tom!!! I'm so hyped!

Awesome, perfect score! Get in! Here's a short run-through: Round 1: There was another sign below the hotel one that had the city name and address on it, I also tried looking for Caqueta first. Round 2: The city name was written on the small flags by the road, and there was also a street sign on one of the buildings. Knowing cyrillic helped quite a bit. Round 3: I think I've had this round before (not sure), but there were street names visible again and Sicily doesn't have that many bigger cities so it was pretty straightforward. Round 4: This was by far the hardest one, I had a feeling it was somewhere around the Midwest. Luckily the layout and street naming conventions in US cities made it a bit easier to match up than you might think at first, so I found it eventually. Round 5: I knew it was Senegal, and I just tried to find a bigger road with a bend and a Shell station. Got lucky and it was in the second city I went for. The whole thing took me 1 hour and 44 minutes (including lunch and bathroom breaks).

This was my 3rd time playing geoguesser and i got 17 300!! Thanks for the videos! they really help teach geography

Hey mate! Greetings from Argentina! Great channel. I just upgrade my GeoGuessr to Pro. I love it.

Tom you look happy man! Good stuff

Please never stop making videos. Your commentary is hilarious.

Hey Tom, just wanted to point out that your third round this game in Sicily was the exact same round you got in An Urban World #9 round 4. Crazy.

The music when he’s looking for a town in a country gets me every time hahah 😂😂🤣🤣

Took me hours, but I managed to pinpoint the exact location of the first place in Colombia. I've never played Geoguessr before and I feel proud. There was a guy fixing a cab. Those taxis are found in Colombia. The guys were offloading cement, but there was no building site nearby, so it must be a construction store. In the distance was a lone skyrise, which would be either a hotel or a hospital. And most importantly what tied it all together was the address on the Driwall sign. Carrera 9 Calle 16. I understand the excitement of this game now. Edit : In the end, got 22345 points. There wasn't really a lot to go by in the America map.

Love the banter-- keep that shit up! Edit: I had you slightly beat the whole way up until the last round! Damn!

hahahaha i loved the vid, had good laughs, keep the funny stuff up!

7:30 I had the same reaction playing this lmao

Great video, absolutely hilarious 😂

Imagine being that one dislike. THE AUDACITY

What is there to dislike about this this guy his channel or this video. Should have zero dislikes all the time

Omg I’ve watched tons of your videos and could have never gotten close on any guess, but I would’ve gotten a perfect score on the Louisville location! My company did a roof on Madison street about a month ago and I new exactly where this was! I feel so honored hahaha

wow, I'm fairly new to the game and got 13,061... That was fun! I liked to study your detective skills to improve my gameplay against friends. Thanks for the content Mr. GeoWizard!

You have a really good mood in this video

Feels so weird when he gets a round somewhere you walk regularly

OMG thanks for this game!! First time ever I beat you. 22.378. 1. I was lucky. Didn't know it was Columbia, searched for Caquete or Florencia in Middle America and Mexico, found Florencia, clicked on Calle 16, luckily 106 m away - 5000 points! 2. Thanks to me learning Russian it was not that hard. The city name Tyumen was actually on all the colourful "438"-signs on the street. Russia does this relatively often, spelling the city name proudly on signs. Found the Street name and number from the store and got 5000 again. 3. Figured it was Catania, found only one hotel but the street on the sign "Vitt. Emmanuele". Found a square of that shape, actually 0m and a perfect score again - Couldn't believe it! 4. Had no idea, clicked in Iowa bc it's somewhat in the middle - 2492. 5. Figured it was Senegal for sure, clicked close to Dakar - 4886. Watching your videos made inspired me to play this wonderful game and made me better over time. Though this is still an exceptionally high score for me! Thank you for your channel, I love your videos so so much and I will not stop watching them :D

Tus videos me alegran el día, buen Wizard

Aye u hit that hotel panorama note no cap 😂😂

hahahahhaa ''I'ts 21st century we're meant to do the cooking'' 'but I love my oven i want to cook'. I absolutely love when he takes the piss out of people

Classic GeoWizard. Love it!

7:30 that's the 1st thing my eyes landed on but i thought you wouldn't pay attention to that that reaction absolutely killed me :D

6:00 Tom: "A British car? A Range Rover?!" Me: "A CHEVY!? Who in the right mind wants to import a Chevy?"

I'm nowhere near as good as you at this game, but just wanted to comment that I love the play along vids. Super fun

Thanks for the challenge, Tom! I managed to get 22,675 points, which I was very pleased with. Here's a more detailed log of my rounds for anyone who might be interested: Round 1: The yellow plates were a clear Colombia, and after a bit of searching on the map I found Florencia, which I had seen on a sign. From then on it was just down to looking for Calle 16 (of which there were several). Unfortunately none of the business names I could see were marked on the map, so I ended up 497m away. Which I was very happy with of course. Round 2: I nearly gave up hope on this one, because the language was indeed Russian, but on the little green and blue and red banners on the street lamps it said "Тюмень" (Tyumen). Then there was a sign that said "Ulica Respubliki", which was quite easy to find in Tyumen. I was 2km away because I got impatient (Ulica Respubliki is a really long road :). Round 3: The "Top Sicily" was a hint that it was Sicily, but unfortunately I couldn't find any of the places marked on the sign in any of the major Sicilian cities, so I ended up guessing in Syracuse, 51km away. Round 4: I know nothing about US license plates, so I just went for somewhere near DC and Baltimore. 779km. Round 5: The French made it clear that it was Senegal, so I searched for a bigger east-west oriented road in Dakar with a Shell gas station, couldn't find any, tried Thies, and found one. 2.5km.

Round 1: Zoomed in on the map looking for Caqueta and coincidently found Florencia. Saw what looked to be Calle 16 and found the right spot. Then moved to a different one. (4,997) Round 2: I’m really bad with Russia but it didn’t look developed enough to be Moscow so I hedged on Yekaterinburg, which I’ve had a couple of times recently. (4,036) Round 3: Immediately saw the Sicily sign and kept debating between Palermo and Catania, but the road angles looked better in Catania. Went along Via Vittorio Emmanuele II (4,997) Round 4: Saw the license plates and thought Minnesota. Spent six minutes searching around Minneapolis and Saint Paul. Gave up and clicked in a random spot near Minneapolis. (2,511) Round 5: Thought it looked too desert-like and not developed enough for Dakar. Decided to go for Theis and quickly guessed after finding a spot that correlated and luckily it was right! (5,000) Total: 21,541 and a shocking victory over the Wizard.

it seems, that he got back to the manchester dealer to get some "medicine" xD Nice round ^^

Bruh when he did an impression of the Columbian lady getting her oven taken I died

Great video, ya made me laugh more than once!

Some tips how to guess Russian urban quicker (as russian): 1. The more russian cars you see, the closer you are to the center of Russia (Urals). European side has more wealthy cars 2. This yellow surroundings on each road sign are also only in russia 3. This garland thingies on the lamp posts 4. Also in Ukraine there are multiple thin white stripes before the crosswalk to pay drivers attention by vibrating, and in RF - it's not 5. In russian cities there are a lot of waist-high fences along the sidewalks (in Ukr - not) Thx for your videos!

shoutout Louisville! I'm from there so it was super cool to know exactly where that round was lol

thankfully I wasn't the only one who wasted 5 minutes looking for Caqueta

Waiting for Ludwig to play along with this one. These are fun to watch. And then i can watch them again when Ludwig plays too haha

Hello, my newest addiction 😻

I'm ecstatic that for my first play along, I actually got a better score at 19,040! I got pretty luck with Senegal and Chicago, but I was really proud to have gotten the Russia one almost perfect! (I spotted the city name on the flags on the poles along the road). Thanks for a great game :)

Funniest Video from Tom I've see yet

Tom might be the funniest lad I’ve watched😂

2nd round I spotted the cyrillic for Tyumen on one of the banners. . . it is so rare I recognize any of that stuff

As a police dispatcher, and a Chicagoan, I should tell you that while most people have standard plates, there are a litany of different colored plates for various causes, sports, etc. They’re a pain in the arse for us, especially since every other state also has a crap ton of different colored plates.

Can't wait to watch Ludwig play along

Happy that I managed to beat Tom on this one, but the main reason was my perfect score on the Russia round :) 1) Didn't see the 'Center Florencia' sign - went for Bogota. 2) Somehow spotted the name of the city written on some of the street poles, then it was easy to find the correct place. 3) Couldn't read the name of the town on the building, so had to choose between Catania and Palermo. Of course, went for the wrong one.. 4) Not much of an idea where in the US was I, so finally went for Cleveland. Not so bad pick, tbh. 5) Easily distinguished Senegal, but as there were no signs of the city I went a bit eastern from Dakar. p.s. Tom's humour is just amazing, as is his idea to put national music while searching!

Urban World is my favorite among Geoguessr games. It's fun to learn about new cities across the world.

I love that you casually guessed Catania from a word on the wall that didn't actually say Catania lol Classic Tom!

I got 17259 this time, first time I even got within 5000 points, let alone less than 2000 points of the wizard, so I'm quite satisfied. Round 1 (4223): Saw the yellow plates as well, didn't bother to look for Florencia as well. I looked at the terrain and it's hilly on the North side, so I went for Cali. Round 2 (574): Didn't think it's Russia given the modernness of the buses. Went for Bulgaria and got trashed. Round 3 (4821): After seeing Sicily as the only clue, I tried to guess the direction of the coast as well (Glad that we had the same thinking pattern!), but I thought the South is lower in terrain so I went for Syracuse, which has a longer Southern coast. Round 4 (2678): After determining US with Madison, I thought it looked fairly Northern... And I saw a black guy in a suburb, so I went Rochester, NY suburbs with its larger wealthy black population. Apparently uptown Louisville looks like suburbs. Round 5 (4953): Thought it would be too sparsely populated for Dakar, so I went for Pout, west of Thies. Again overestimated the density of city centres.