George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]

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10 жыл бұрын

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The timeless comedic genius George Carlin doing one of my favorite bits live from NYC back in 1992.

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@Slikrik1212
@Slikrik1212 6 жыл бұрын
"Louisiana is expecting a rain event."...... "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!!"
@ScopeGuardPony
@ScopeGuardPony 2 жыл бұрын
Every single time I hear 'rain/snow/etc. event' I always yell that line. The first time I heard 'snow event' on the weather channel I perked up and was oh so giddy that I was able to say those words.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын
@@ScopeGuardPony lol I love you
@ajithp.r6787
@ajithp.r6787 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 2 жыл бұрын
Stop by during the summer months they are so plentiful, nearly every day, that they are free, no ticket needed.
@darrentylor5473
@darrentylor5473 2 жыл бұрын
You know somewhere there will actually be some dumb ass that may try to sell tickets to said event
@johnmunro4952
@johnmunro4952 Жыл бұрын
The undisputed heavyweight champion of comedy.
@andypetrovich2155
@andypetrovich2155 7 ай бұрын
Then what's all the comparing for?
@beatlefan713
@beatlefan713 7 ай бұрын
I think him and Pryor both hold that belt!
@albertboccella1902
@albertboccella1902 5 ай бұрын
carlin for president ptyor for vice!!!
@rougetrader
@rougetrader 4 ай бұрын
​@@albertboccella1902🎉🎉🎉
@doctormeowstein777
@doctormeowstein777 3 ай бұрын
If it’s undisputed; what’s all the fighting about?!
@chunmun227
@chunmun227 3 ай бұрын
People call him comedion but I think he was a great philosopher. RIP
@marklefkowitz4385
@marklefkowitz4385 28 күн бұрын
Comedian.
@SuperChris729
@SuperChris729 11 күн бұрын
Stand up philosopher..... AKA bullshit artist 😂😂😂
@lizdavies6796
@lizdavies6796 Күн бұрын
I’m with you.. he’s brilliant.. Liz from Aus
@taratownsend6408
@taratownsend6408 Ай бұрын
This brilliant man's genius is so needed now. How I miss him!
@omega454545
@omega454545 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everything he did on this special is still 100 accurate 30 years later.
@jackieny9914
@jackieny9914 2 жыл бұрын
31 years later 😅
@nobodynemoq
@nobodynemoq 2 жыл бұрын
you just made me realize it was 30 years ago. DAMN YOU!
@collinemcguigan
@collinemcguigan 2 жыл бұрын
Called being ahead of your time
@birdlawofphilly6701
@birdlawofphilly6701 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jamesmasuda8542
@jamesmasuda8542 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking Ay!
@al-mosheytidal1296
@al-mosheytidal1296 9 жыл бұрын
"in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was possible to love a dead man this much, but here we are😂
@Diamond-xf8uc
@Diamond-xf8uc 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😆
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 жыл бұрын
@@siegfried8644 well you don’t love him when he is dead you loved the guy who was alive
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliaskjrbo8142 Is that really an important detail? I mean, people understand what I'm trying to say
@kainefolse3845
@kainefolse3845 3 жыл бұрын
@@siegfried8644 r/whoosh. Elias was doing like Carlin did and flipping the words lmfao
@bay2181
@bay2181 Ай бұрын
I'm 52 this year and grew up listening and watching this man, still do!!! Awesome!!!
@user-lt1ho3dm6b
@user-lt1ho3dm6b Ай бұрын
I started listening to George in the early 60s ,😂 and still do 50+years later,,best ever ,,, funny man,,,
@ashwar3639
@ashwar3639 6 жыл бұрын
Master of timing, delivery, facial expressions, content, originality, and innovation. Carlin was the greatest comedian of all time, bar none.
@phenomanII
@phenomanII 5 жыл бұрын
I focused on his facial expressions and I was shocked how many he made and how quickly he changed them.
@JH-jj9zf
@JH-jj9zf 5 жыл бұрын
We definitely need I'm back! Imagine all the stuff he could come up with today! He always found a way to bash both sides of the political aisle. I would LOVE to see what he would come up with in regards to Trump, Pelosi...and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
@mantislake4141
@mantislake4141 5 жыл бұрын
I'd attribute his timing & delivery to his mastery of the English language. Every word in his many routines was deliberate. Superlative gifts of expression.
@tonydegregorio4895
@tonydegregorio4895 4 жыл бұрын
Enhanced by cocaine most definitely but his later work without it is just as good to me.
@Amp661
@Amp661 4 жыл бұрын
George opened our minds about the stupidity of society. His humor bashing them is INCREDIBLE! Hes my favorite because of how blunt he is lol.
@dannydoc1969
@dannydoc1969 7 жыл бұрын
He was awesome. He pulled back the curtain of our cultural BS.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad in the past 4 years it’s taken such a drastic turn back to the worse...
@bit1733
@bit1733 3 жыл бұрын
The best and succinct way to wrap it up all about the genius and perceptiveness of Carlin. He was practically walking alone and brave enough to walk it alone.
@anthonylesley982
@anthonylesley982 3 жыл бұрын
He was more left learning
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonylesley982 learning? And sorry...due to the question of spelling above I apologise if this question is therefore out of context and not intended...but did you just try to insinuate that Carlin had ANY political leanings? The whole thing that made him brilliant was he did all he could to stay OUTSIDE of the childish crap test that is tribalism politics... He had the wisdom to see that BOTH sides were as screwed up as each other, simply in different ways...so he had no leanings in either direction BeLiege it or not...some people just try to IGNORE all the political BS, and one of the worst things anyone can ever do is try to force a label upon them that shows anything about them... I’ve lost many friendships from high school due to several of them insisting on seeing everything through a lens of political labels, and trying to insist I submit to living under one of those such labels...
@anthonylesley982
@anthonylesley982 3 жыл бұрын
@@trayolphia5756 I meant leaning that’s what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! And yes he was more of independent in view points but you gotta some of things he said did have a very left undertone like his abortion views m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ic2aetqAp9_Fqac.html m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNN9qdZyz6nPn5s.html
@AbandonedMines11
@AbandonedMines11 Жыл бұрын
Carlin’s linguistic humor is always extremely clever and on point. He truly was a master!
@AlexanderMizera2005
@AlexanderMizera2005 Жыл бұрын
Damn Skippy
@thehoodedvagabum7375
@thehoodedvagabum7375 Жыл бұрын
Also the skill with words and articulation he has, Jesus...
@Darkhalo314
@Darkhalo314 2 жыл бұрын
There has never been comedian funnier than George Carlin. A philosopher with a sense of humor basically.
@ilmari435
@ilmari435 2 жыл бұрын
stölen kömment
@5cloudwalker
@5cloudwalker Жыл бұрын
hmmm Norm Macdonald comes close
@yasirkadhim2940
@yasirkadhim2940 Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is basically a modern Carlin
@yaboi2500
@yaboi2500 Жыл бұрын
He’s absolutely a modern Diogenes, minus the pissing, shitting, and masturbating in public.
@TooneyBloom
@TooneyBloom Жыл бұрын
I’ll put Louis ck up there too
@soljwf5664
@soljwf5664 4 жыл бұрын
I was on a plane a couple weeks ago and I was telling my son this bit during the announcements and a man with a thick European accent sitting in the same aisle asked me if I was quoting George Carlin
@omairsheikh3982
@omairsheikh3982 2 жыл бұрын
ON a plane? Evel Kneival is that you??
@soljwf5664
@soljwf5664 2 жыл бұрын
@@omairsheikh3982 touché
@flasham4148
@flasham4148 2 жыл бұрын
what is going on here
@TGEpic2302
@TGEpic2302 2 жыл бұрын
@@omairsheikh3982 i said F*** YOU im getting IN the plane!
@Alwolfxx
@Alwolfxx 2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 8 жыл бұрын
"I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive..." One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!!
@MoveitorLoseit2
@MoveitorLoseit2 7 жыл бұрын
"I also shit normally....right in my pants!!!!" This is one of my favorite bits of George Carlin ever
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 6 жыл бұрын
Another good one was, "In the unlikely event of a water landing..." Well, what exactly is a "water landing"? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device." Well, imagine that; my seat cushion! Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.
@aaronz9410
@aaronz9410 3 жыл бұрын
@@MoveitorLoseit2 exactly, even if you were constipated (or as he said in another bit, suffering from occasional irregularity), that would be one sure way to take a massive shit right in your pants.
@brianlisk9326
@brianlisk9326 3 жыл бұрын
“Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device” How about that? My seat cushion! Just what i need, to float around the North Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of beer farts
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 3 жыл бұрын
@@cecilrichardson2494 "Crashing into the ocean" always makes me burst out with huge laughter
@unuminregnodei
@unuminregnodei 9 ай бұрын
Carlin was a linguistic critic, among many other talents.
@grannycee8280
@grannycee8280 5 ай бұрын
Carlin's comedy is timeless and just as funny now as it was 30 years ago. A true master.
@k_h_nobody
@k_h_nobody 3 жыл бұрын
He truly was philosophical. He wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher with a sense of humor!
@rubenguerrero9050
@rubenguerrero9050 3 жыл бұрын
He sure was😂
@rasul407
@rasul407 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@jacobroman83
@jacobroman83 2 жыл бұрын
exactly
@DavidLee-ll9vq
@DavidLee-ll9vq 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@anthonyjohnson9403
@anthonyjohnson9403 2 жыл бұрын
Socrates and Plato with a kick ass sense of humor and sarcasm
@ronaldh8446
@ronaldh8446 4 жыл бұрын
April 25th, 1992. I was there with my brother and friends. George considered it his best concert and I agree.
@paulspears715
@paulspears715 3 жыл бұрын
Lucky you........Joey, how ru.....men and women don't walk the same...haha
@armin38822
@armin38822 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda weird I'm randomly watching this on april 25 on my birthday. Carlin is my favourite stand up comic
@brucejackson6451
@brucejackson6451 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this same tour. One of his best.
@AndrewJones-yl6uu
@AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 жыл бұрын
Comic genius we miss you George Carlin
@jasonfoster6428
@jasonfoster6428 2 жыл бұрын
Source for your claim?
@michaelmega7786
@michaelmega7786 16 күн бұрын
The World Sucks without you George Carlin. 🎉❤
@davidbaumgarten8339
@davidbaumgarten8339 Жыл бұрын
Wish he ran for president,I would vote for him without hesitation
@davidshafer1872
@davidshafer1872 8 жыл бұрын
First time I saw this show I was laughing so hard I was gasping for breath. Aw George Carlin, we miss you!
@Alexandria222222
@Alexandria222222 8 жыл бұрын
+David Shafer I laugh so hard that I cry every time I watch it.
@SciTrekMan
@SciTrekMan 7 жыл бұрын
David Shafer Missing George Carlin? Sounds like you've got an "Emergency Situation"!
@davidshafer1872
@davidshafer1872 7 жыл бұрын
mytreker huh?
@TazFTW1911
@TazFTW1911 6 жыл бұрын
He’d be having a hell of a time if he was still alive
@EbonyPope
@EbonyPope 6 жыл бұрын
Zach Wolfe He would melt quite some snowflakes nowadays. It would be a pleasure to see him in front of a bunch of millennial students. I think his kind of harsh humor would make their heads explode. :D
@dannydoc1969
@dannydoc1969 8 жыл бұрын
A true genius at work. He dissects every word, gives it a lot of thought and twists it into comedy while reflecting our societal BS and how we misuse words.
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 жыл бұрын
American English is bloated.. like our people.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
And since he’s gone the whole thing has gotten beyond ridiculous...
@dilanavendanoperez3733
@dilanavendanoperez3733 2 жыл бұрын
Shut the hell up!
@neilangus4401
@neilangus4401 2 жыл бұрын
So true The man is magic
@mklizzar
@mklizzar 2 жыл бұрын
Yet he didnt dare expose how the US deep state was behind 9/11.
@MikeBrown-ii3pt
@MikeBrown-ii3pt Жыл бұрын
George Carlin would have a field day with what's going on in 2022!
@albertboccella1902
@albertboccella1902 5 ай бұрын
he could devote an entire show ripping on Trump!!!
@jakedeutscher
@jakedeutscher Ай бұрын
@@albertboccella1902you kidding? He would endorse trump
@MrBlick76
@MrBlick76 21 күн бұрын
He'd be cancelled for like 20 mins but his clips would go viral in 3 minutes and the whole world would share it
@MrBlick76
@MrBlick76 21 күн бұрын
​@@albertboccella1902what about the dementia patient? I mean Trump's nowhere near as easy a target. He's def a Cheeto colored funny wise ass crooked NYC businessman but at least he can talk
@nerdjunior9924
@nerdjunior9924 7 ай бұрын
Literally one of the greatest 16 minutes of comedy of all time
@RMJ23
@RMJ23 8 жыл бұрын
Whenever I fly on the airline I watch this video at least a half hour before getting in the plane.
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 6 жыл бұрын
The last time my brother and i were on a plane, it was August, 2014. As they were DOING the safety lecture, we were laughing like idiots because this whole thing was in our head the whole time. Definitely the highlight of all my flying experiences.
@Rolo_AC
@Rolo_AC 6 жыл бұрын
Great advice. Will make it a whole new experience! On every flight! Haha
@chrisdirker8715
@chrisdirker8715 4 жыл бұрын
TheRam3596 yea for the love of Carlin dont get on the plane get in it. There seems to be less wind in here.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
Someone asked me why I was laughing so hard...and they said they’d never heard of Carlin... ...got my iPad out and played this on full volume...everyone was cacking themselves...
@RidoDrago
@RidoDrago 3 жыл бұрын
It's been while since you posted but the guy just said you dont fly ON an airplane, you fly IN an airplane =P
@christianhustad7055
@christianhustad7055 3 жыл бұрын
“Seat Belt, high-tech shit!” I love this man.
@unclephilly2127
@unclephilly2127 5 ай бұрын
At his peak here. He and Richard Pryor were THE stand-up masters.
@giovannileonetti2120
@giovannileonetti2120 2 жыл бұрын
First heard this at the age of 14 in 1999 - still love it today. George Carlin really is one of the best comedians ever!
@shutupdeck
@shutupdeck Жыл бұрын
I’m about your age, I remember the first time I heard his comedy I was like omg the shining time conductor is swearing and it’s hilarious 🤣 true comedy legend ❤
@tembukimbi8404
@tembukimbi8404 Жыл бұрын
The best
@xyeB
@xyeB 7 ай бұрын
He’s The Best
@malikevans2615
@malikevans2615 6 жыл бұрын
“And get out of the plane where I can help others” my favorite line
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest with you but why the hell did it pop into your head that other people should know what you think.Your opinion isn’t worth that much. Also, nobody fucking cares
@malikevans2615
@malikevans2615 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliaskjrbo8142 same
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliaskjrbo8142 you're an angry little man aren't you
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 жыл бұрын
@@verbalkint4258 how did you know😂
@jojonono6188
@jojonono6188 7 жыл бұрын
Carlin was the best. One of a few who could see the world for what it truly is. Oh, and hands down the best comedian EVER.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
The closest anyone has come to the same stylings of saying like it is and being funny about it is Isaac butterfield from australia
@charleswilson7371
@charleswilson7371 2 жыл бұрын
You bet! RIP Sir and thank you George
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Dangerfield is better he’s the greatest
@HamiltonRb
@HamiltonRb 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyolsen5897 My favorite was Robin Williams but liked Carlin and Rodney
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 жыл бұрын
@@trayolphia5756 never heard of him
@jamesgarfield9592
@jamesgarfield9592 2 жыл бұрын
The man was a genius! I’m forever amazed A.) that he could think this stuff up. B.) that he could remember it, and most of all C.) that he could deliver it so fast and with such perfect timing. . . And he literally NEVER stumbled over his words, like not EVER. I can’t string three sentences together without tripping up in some way, and he talked for 90 minutes at a time with so much as an “uh” or “um”.
@bingobongo8101
@bingobongo8101 Жыл бұрын
Because he also believed in what he said. To you he is telling comedy, to him he is ranting about how stupid the world we live in is
@mw...
@mw... Жыл бұрын
He got his weed from snoop
@user-gw1ig5vu4y
@user-gw1ig5vu4y Жыл бұрын
@@bingobongo8101 You are so right about it !
@abc456f
@abc456f 9 ай бұрын
He rehearsed over and over. I've read every word, gesture, facial expression, was perfected before he brought it to stage.
@rocknral
@rocknral 7 ай бұрын
​@abc456f Well that is even more amazing. As someone who has done a fair bit of public speaking, I find rehearsed and exact phrasing very limiting. Basically I find it challenging to get it absolutely perfect, but speak in ideas rather than words. Carlin is definitely a one off. Genius.
@DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni
@DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni 6 ай бұрын
God broke the Mold when he created George Carlin I'm so happy my dad and I watched him in Cleveland Ohio before he passed ‼️As Always Diamond Dave ♦️♦️♦️👍👍‼️
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: George Carlin actually served in the Air Force!
@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 3 жыл бұрын
That is why he knows that you get IN the plane.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 жыл бұрын
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 😂😂😂
@matthewgiller7335
@matthewgiller7335 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine him in the Air Force
@thetriclopsguy122
@thetriclopsguy122 3 жыл бұрын
"Tell the captain, air marshal Carlin says, Go fuck yourself!"
@samm928
@samm928 3 жыл бұрын
Off the fuking plane
@thestranger4812
@thestranger4812 8 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite Carlin piece, by far. The whole routine is pure genius.
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 3 жыл бұрын
Mine too, and I've heard every album and seen every HBO special. He has many 'one of his best' skits, but this one is truly 'the' best!
@leifchurchill
@leifchurchill 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably close to the top on my list of favorites as well.
@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE it's exactly how I feel about it and the last time I was on a plane was when I was fucking 12
@jamesharris9664
@jamesharris9664 3 жыл бұрын
He was truly one of the greatest comedians ever
@nevertethered6386
@nevertethered6386 3 жыл бұрын
@@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 fucking 12 what?
@AnimeAftermath
@AnimeAftermath 28 күн бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, Jammin' In New York is the single greatest hour of comedy ever produced. The timing, the energy, the depth... I don't think it'll ever be equaled.
@graysonsvacsandmowers5426
@graysonsvacsandmowers5426 2 жыл бұрын
"In the unlikely event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!!
@dinofreak222
@dinofreak222 3 жыл бұрын
This man literally crafted the perfect "how about that airplane food" joke. A true genius RIP!
@omairsheikh3982
@omairsheikh3982 3 жыл бұрын
He crafted the perfect stand up routine. Truly one of a kind
@bobstringer9809
@bobstringer9809 3 жыл бұрын
If this man were President -- 99% of the government would be in jail.
@edenswaterislife9214
@edenswaterislife9214 2 жыл бұрын
If people quit following their laws and religion they would be powerless
@animaljustice7774
@animaljustice7774 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@ratanaun2960
@ratanaun2960 2 жыл бұрын
Society would collapsed, like he said!
@iamlovedriven
@iamlovedriven 7 ай бұрын
Oh gosh he would’ve been the greatest President America ever had 🙌🏼
@tiddybopper
@tiddybopper Ай бұрын
​@@edenswaterislife9214I think it'd look more like the proles in 1984
@rock85cool
@rock85cool 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin is needed now more than ever.
@allenbeaulieu7077
@allenbeaulieu7077 2 жыл бұрын
George is one of the funniest comedians of all time. I’m 66 years old and would mimic him always as an early teen. He passed away too soon, he was comedy genius. Big Al.
@KennethRathburn
@KennethRathburn 7 жыл бұрын
Best body language ever.
@ylette
@ylette 6 жыл бұрын
Looks like these things actually bother him, which makes it even funnier.
@TheCoppoy
@TheCoppoy 2 жыл бұрын
Jim Carrey does this as good
@Nefville
@Nefville Жыл бұрын
They almost certainly changed it from "terminal" to "concourse" because of George Carlin. What a legend, he is missed for sure!
@fretbuzz59
@fretbuzz59 7 ай бұрын
If only. Actually concourses (and gates) are contained within a terminal.
@thorneradel4764
@thorneradel4764 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant man the professor✨🥂🎉 miss you George Carlin❤️
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are amazing.
@Corristo89
@Corristo89 7 жыл бұрын
I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!" OMG I'm still laughing xD
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 6 жыл бұрын
Corristo89 Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here, with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy 3 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing at that joke since the '70s when he first told it. Yes, I've heard it countless times and it still makes me laugh.
@UFO_808
@UFO_808 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tht1Gy how old are u then?
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy 3 жыл бұрын
@@UFO_808 Old enough to have been a fan since the '70s... ;-)
@danielcrowe9324
@danielcrowe9324 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tht1Gy Isn't it interesting that people under the age of 50 are surprised that people over the age of 50 go online to watch comedians like George?
@blackfish4147
@blackfish4147 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of his all-time best routines, absolutely brilliant! George actually went to work to write his content. He had an office and was very professional about his art form. That's why he is the absolute king of making you laugh at things you didn't notice were funny when they happen.
@user-qo6dk7df8c
@user-qo6dk7df8c 4 ай бұрын
His contrast of baseball to football was brilliant.
@alenor210
@alenor210 Жыл бұрын
Carlin is like if a raving lunatic were possessed by the ghost of a philosopher. He can take literally anything, from a mundane activity to our whole goddamn society, and eloquently explain all of its flaws, but he does so with the energy of that crackhead you see on your way to work screaming at a brick wall.
@InterEDGE
@InterEDGE 9 жыл бұрын
Boarding process, sounds important. IT ISN'T
@Zellogi19
@Zellogi19 8 жыл бұрын
+InterEDGE It's just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane. Not in. On.
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 7 жыл бұрын
+Chris Zellogi "Get on the plane! Get on the plane" I say "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane!" LOL
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 6 жыл бұрын
Jumpin' JAKE Flash What if a really big fat fuck is sitting next to you?
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 жыл бұрын
I'll go around the fat fuck. Lol
@andrewsmith3257
@andrewsmith3257 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@KevlarVTX
@KevlarVTX 3 жыл бұрын
That "seat back forward joke" is next level.
@sorinichim4737
@sorinichim4737 2 жыл бұрын
The audience was blessed to see his stand up acting live!
@tonimichelle7776
@tonimichelle7776 Жыл бұрын
“Blessed” isn’t a word that anyone should see in the comments of a Carlin video…
@shubhamyuvaidya89
@shubhamyuvaidya89 7 ай бұрын
Joe Pesci bless you
@49erbandit69
@49erbandit69 2 жыл бұрын
George is without a doubt the best comidian of all time!!
@ScootsTrains
@ScootsTrains 7 жыл бұрын
ROOF FLIES OFF!
@joepermenter7228
@joepermenter7228 6 жыл бұрын
Cabin Pressure, In The Plane!!!!
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 3 жыл бұрын
O_O
@TRafael82
@TRafael82 3 жыл бұрын
Moment he said that I saw this comment 9:00
@denisesimpson591
@denisesimpson591 6 жыл бұрын
George Carlin will be sorely missed. " . . . PRE-SUCK MY GENITALS SITUATION!" Sheer comedic genius!!
@eyehatefarcebook11
@eyehatefarcebook11 6 жыл бұрын
Denise Simpson That's a great line.
@tonydegregorio4895
@tonydegregorio4895 4 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@kirby711
@kirby711 3 жыл бұрын
Denise that was the best line of all They don't make em like George anymore
@InformationEMG
@InformationEMG 3 жыл бұрын
What does it mean when he says that!????
@punkrock1989
@punkrock1989 3 жыл бұрын
Very overrated man. If you sit and go through his shows and topics they are very very basic he uses the same recycled jokes as nearly all comedians use. It doesn't take a genius to do a bit of research and watch all the videos about him to realise all his material is reused, cliche jokes and topics and aot of the material he used for over 10 years. Comedic genius? I think not, tbh alot if not all of the humour is made up by kids in school which is embarrassing on his part because he's coming up with the same jokes as a kid in school.
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify Жыл бұрын
17 mins of absolute comedy gold!!! The material, voices, facial expressions, and body language are perfectly crafted by a master of his art!
@jerrykorec9926
@jerrykorec9926 8 ай бұрын
He was as honest with you and me and the other people 😂 thanks for sharing 💓
@blackphoenix8932
@blackphoenix8932 2 жыл бұрын
This is as good as stand-up comedy has ever been done. His delivery is outstanding, never meanders & seldom ever stutters. A true virtuoso.
@jahnreznov
@jahnreznov 8 жыл бұрын
my first time on an airplane is tomorrow, and watching this helps with my anxiety of it! George Carlin was a fucking genius
@marlynnestruwig8987
@marlynnestruwig8987 7 жыл бұрын
Souls Final Requiem nothing wrong with dying
@satan6169
@satan6169 6 жыл бұрын
Souls Final Requiem I'm in suspense did u live?????
@supportiranianfreedom4982
@supportiranianfreedom4982 3 жыл бұрын
@@satan6169 No response in 3 years....that's not a good sign....hope you're ok buddy!
@brendanrodgers9753
@brendanrodgers9753 3 жыл бұрын
Is he alright...?
@jahnreznov
@jahnreznov 3 жыл бұрын
@@brendanrodgers9753 lol yes I'm alive
@ronstewart9709
@ronstewart9709 3 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard this I was in tears from laughing, when he mentioned the pillow full of beer farts I lost it. He was absolutely brilliant!
@bobmalack481
@bobmalack481 2 жыл бұрын
and should of added "and with sharks circling around me".
@jamesmagers536
@jamesmagers536 Жыл бұрын
Always amazed how he memorized his whole routine every show best in history
@daleh.4705
@daleh.4705 4 ай бұрын
I got to see him live late 80s early 90s in Portland Maine, and my whole face hurt for a couple of days after because I didn't stop laughing the whole show. He did the 7 words you can't say on the radio, which was one of my favorites. God rest his soul, there will never be another like him.
@seraphlaim
@seraphlaim 9 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to me that every sentence of this is funny.
@dd-jm1md
@dd-jm1md 3 жыл бұрын
a deliberate ploy by our dear departed George...
@antidiz
@antidiz 10 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. George, we'll miss ya..
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 жыл бұрын
Negan I miss him too.
@hmlandis1370
@hmlandis1370 6 жыл бұрын
BxGirl Blazin' Me three, even though I just found him in Summer 2017. Where the fuck was I before then right??? Then I found out he'd already been dead for 9 years. But I will miss him too.
@samuel10125
@samuel10125 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him in the current social environment with all this offense
@patriciacolombini6567
@patriciacolombini6567 3 жыл бұрын
@@hmlandis1370 I just recently found him too God is laughing more now that george is in heaven entertaining him.
@patriciacolombini6567
@patriciacolombini6567 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuel10125 wish george were here now. He could help us put up with the B's that's going on.
@HellhammerSS
@HellhammerSS 2 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are the best part.
@ibelieveinsomething3895
@ibelieveinsomething3895 Жыл бұрын
And the delivery!!!
@hello_its_me.
@hello_its_me. 2 жыл бұрын
If you're ever having or had a bad day, come and listen to this vid. I'm pretty sure your mood will get better and you might just laugh your azz off.
@jeanniekiehl
@jeanniekiehl 9 жыл бұрын
"I don't bend that way!!"
@norbertomunoz-martinez4564
@norbertomunoz-martinez4564 6 жыл бұрын
If I did I'd be in porno films
@kylabotting
@kylabotting 8 жыл бұрын
I shall never fly the same way again...thanks George.
@aririran7749
@aririran7749 2 жыл бұрын
‘If you haven’t t gotten where your going your not there yet’ so literal and yet so funny
@mickyboy6083
@mickyboy6083 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace George, you truly was one of the best
@barbarahall5711
@barbarahall5711 6 ай бұрын
I'f been watching him since 60's
@omairsheikh3982
@omairsheikh3982 3 жыл бұрын
George is the definition of "owning the stage". Such confidence and presence
@Lvrgon
@Lvrgon 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Carlin never told a joke Just real life stories in a funny way. One of the kind story teller IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!
@dd-jm1md
@dd-jm1md 3 жыл бұрын
oh, don't know about your fourth point; I think 'all' it would take is genuine honesty...
@craptobotfanboy4958
@craptobotfanboy4958 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine the material he would use today.... the world is a far worse place without him. RIP George...👌
@louisyeostros4978
@louisyeostros4978 Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine him going after the woke
@PositronMcHappy
@PositronMcHappy 8 ай бұрын
@@louisyeostros4978& the anti
@Iamrashidgogol
@Iamrashidgogol Жыл бұрын
There will never be another George Carlin!
@daniel_j_a
@daniel_j_a 8 жыл бұрын
no matter how often I watch this - it always makes me laugh
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel L. Same here. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen this hilarious bit of comedy gold.
@kristjan1757
@kristjan1757 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see Mr. George as singer :-) I am pretty sure he will gain the same success around the world
@jaceebrynne49
@jaceebrynne49 2 жыл бұрын
That is just about every old Carlin foe me
@vTropic
@vTropic 7 жыл бұрын
this is pure comedy gold. Carlin is a legend.
@kendanzan8088
@kendanzan8088 Жыл бұрын
anybody who got to see George live during his comedic prime is lucky person
@TheAgedGamerJD
@TheAgedGamerJD Жыл бұрын
Ever since I watched this years ago, I’ve never been able to fly on a plane without thinking about this bit. Classic.
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 жыл бұрын
What an incredible gift it is to make people laugh.
@thewaterman122
@thewaterman122 9 жыл бұрын
Only comedian that not only makes me laugh but makes me cry from laughing so hard
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 жыл бұрын
Swear to god I almost pissed myself😂
@seanshad
@seanshad Жыл бұрын
Master of comedy. God bless him. We miss him so much.
@karenfyhr2363
@karenfyhr2363 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's safe to say that we all miss George Carlin so much
@52iomega
@52iomega 6 жыл бұрын
I got to see this man three times live. Comedic genius.
@SpaceRanger187
@SpaceRanger187 2 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@philgilmore1176
@philgilmore1176 Жыл бұрын
Saw him at the Villanova Field House circa '85. Dropped the Forbidden Words ..three Nuns walked out!
@justsomeguythatlikesart
@justsomeguythatlikesart Жыл бұрын
@@philgilmore1176hahaha
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 2 жыл бұрын
Carlin is in my group of the best stand up comedians I have ever watched.
@sorinichim4737
@sorinichim4737 2 жыл бұрын
My too ! He told the true, no matter how twisted it was, in his own manner!
@mealtimewarrior7916
@mealtimewarrior7916 24 күн бұрын
Incredible, he roasted the phrasing that no one thinks about. That is a true philosopher.
@vivaankarulkar1450
@vivaankarulkar1450 2 жыл бұрын
This is an example of ageless comedy!
@arbknight12
@arbknight12 10 жыл бұрын
"More shit from the bogus Captain" LMAO!!!!
@mikepeterson764
@mikepeterson764 9 жыл бұрын
Tell the Captain Air Marshal Carlin says go fuck yourself. haha
@Kuce
@Kuce 9 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the fact he says bogus especially since he's RUFUS!
@charlessaint7926
@charlessaint7926 7 жыл бұрын
I make it a ritual to watch Uncle George's Safety Lecture when boarding a plane. I am laughing while the 'flight attendant' is showing us partially educated folks how to buckle up.
@jdayala-wright8875
@jdayala-wright8875 3 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing but right after the safety lecture
@jacksmith5692
@jacksmith5692 2 жыл бұрын
Parkway vs Driveway, he was a genius with writing and language!
@optimascrime5235
@optimascrime5235 Жыл бұрын
This man no this LEGEND is and always will be one of my favourite stand up comedians of all time
@cierakitty
@cierakitty Жыл бұрын
I agree....also check out Pinete...I say nay nay
@Peacefulmissfit
@Peacefulmissfit 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians of all time.
@bonniegithongo1969
@bonniegithongo1969 3 жыл бұрын
***the best
@gregfawcett4043
@gregfawcett4043 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone should live forever, it should have been George Carlin. Entertainment genius.
@mikebunner3498
@mikebunner3498 Жыл бұрын
George is/was the GOAT. I loved his comedy...
@magwaaf
@magwaaf 7 ай бұрын
The day after I first saw this special I was getting on a plane to go to Germany and all I did was cry laughing the entire time I was on the plane for the lectures and all that stuff. Rest in peace george, you are so great that at one point in time I had to stop watching you because I couldn't stop laughing at everything in life
@paulstreet5982
@paulstreet5982 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks George, still smiling, still laughing.
@Paraclete333
@Paraclete333 7 жыл бұрын
Paul Street I bet he's up in the sky, smiling down at you.
@hmlandis1370
@hmlandis1370 6 жыл бұрын
Ilirian Luta Love the reference you made there.
@balerjohnson3099
@balerjohnson3099 2 жыл бұрын
The world is not the same without George .. thats how important he was ..he changed the world .
@a.s.4914
@a.s.4914 2 жыл бұрын
Roof flies off! I can watch this a hundred times, hell I probably have..... Carlin was what all other comics aspire to be, the best ever.
@shermankelly9062
@shermankelly9062 Жыл бұрын
Actually happened for real. Aloha Airlines.
@rubenscunha4986
@rubenscunha4986 2 жыл бұрын
This performance was too much! Should have gotten a special Oscar!
@farzadk6428
@farzadk6428 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing genius of George Carlin that stands the test of time with his mastery of the language and impeccable delivery. I can watch his stand ups over & over again... and still be amazed, entertained and educated. Sad to think that it's been 10 years since he departed this world.
@ilghiz
@ilghiz Жыл бұрын
This is sad that his humour is still funny. It means nothing's changed, we keep doing the same shit he laughed at.
@astralkidd
@astralkidd Жыл бұрын
God I miss this man! Thank you George, just thank you!
@aguythatworkstoomuch4624
@aguythatworkstoomuch4624 Жыл бұрын
This man was so logical! That’s why he was so funny !!!
@JadeB628
@JadeB628 2 жыл бұрын
He certainly was one of the greatest comedians we ever had. he was a philosopher and comedian. and he also had a big heart for helping the homeless. George and Billy Crystal and few others did many fundraising for the poor and homeless. R.I.P George Carlin.
@tcda3640
@tcda3640 Жыл бұрын
Whoopi’s Goldberg / Robin Williams and Jeff Dunham
@nitrohunter1315
@nitrohunter1315 3 жыл бұрын
"Look, they nearly missed" always laugh at that point
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