George Carlin on Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth....

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George Carlin on Honor Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth, Kid's Answering Machine, Christmas Cards, Visors, Flying Ballons, Name

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@jendel42750 4 жыл бұрын

I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!

@gcastudio 3 жыл бұрын

Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something

@jendel42750 3 жыл бұрын

@PETER HUNT Thank you!

@Chris-co1vk 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.

@cannabisconasouer9363 3 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle

@gratefulbear2183 3 жыл бұрын

Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...

@nala2425 4 жыл бұрын

"....but he sells drugs to your honor student..." priceless and true!

@mylovesongs2429 3 жыл бұрын

Plus he knocked up your daughter!

@chrisirving4735 3 жыл бұрын

NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!

@kirby711 3 жыл бұрын

So funny because it's true George I miss you

@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын

"PLUS, HE KNOCKED UP YOUR DAUGHTER"..HAHAHAHAAA!!

@Strawberryheadband 3 жыл бұрын

666 likes. I would like but honor the 666

@FSAUDIOGUY Жыл бұрын

George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!

@geri9261 Жыл бұрын

My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!

@lenanava5409 Жыл бұрын

Ande never will be ....matched, that is!

@derithross8314 Жыл бұрын

Everyday I miss his genius

@derithross8314 Жыл бұрын

@@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.

@cuttercorvin Жыл бұрын

Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.

@ronibajralia7008 Жыл бұрын

I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend

@stevenrunyon170 Жыл бұрын

He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.

@ekimandersom4478 Жыл бұрын

@@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him

@julianriveracarrera5021 Жыл бұрын

He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jtking76 Жыл бұрын

@@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊

@julianriveracarrera5021 Жыл бұрын

@@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker

@ComradeRagdoll 11 ай бұрын

The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!

@SPAnComCat 2 ай бұрын

Indeed, my Past self.

@mikemattingly5128 Жыл бұрын

This world needs another Carlin

@UncleRuckus7600 2 ай бұрын

He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly

@dennisduncan7561 16 сағат бұрын

@@UncleRuckus7600I mean we have people today who use drugs and hate the police.

@UncleRuckus7600 15 сағат бұрын

@dennisduncan7561 I can't explain it but it feels so different from what it used to be. They are not even the same. Back then they were fighting for themselves against the government. Nowadays, people are fighting for what the men in suits tell them to fight for their side or the other side. Today they've lost their way. People Don't think freely anymore.

@calebray4168 Жыл бұрын

“We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.

@johnsmith7676 Жыл бұрын

Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).

@calebray4168 Жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.

@SPAnComCat 3 ай бұрын

@@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.

@pureblood1 Жыл бұрын

this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE

@Troy428492 Жыл бұрын

WT Smart- I agree for that.

@sixtomolina Жыл бұрын

😂nu

@elizabethcampo1112 10 ай бұрын

he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real

@gboy1301 10 ай бұрын

He was a true socialist

@rickwaldron4255 9 ай бұрын

@@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times

@arjenbootsma6881 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.

@Enjoythepour 3 жыл бұрын

I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.

@kirby711 3 жыл бұрын

Good one Arjen

@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын

..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!

@dennisduncan7561 16 сағат бұрын

@@richardhamblen5526You would know. You're living proof.

@thishappenedbackin 4 жыл бұрын

It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.

@timothymercer3526 3 жыл бұрын

No shit!!!!

@timothymercer3526 3 жыл бұрын

Who do you think he would have more fun with Trump or the Democrats?

@nickl7544 3 жыл бұрын

@@timothymercer3526 both

@YAHWEH-YESHUA-MINISTRIES 3 жыл бұрын

I make fun of both

@abizot 2 жыл бұрын

He was reincarnated into bill burr

@kimberlyhoatlin9795 3 ай бұрын

This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤

@stanleyrinker819 Жыл бұрын

I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George

@edithbannerman4 Жыл бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@peterparker7162 2 жыл бұрын

"We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍

@brandonk8948 3 жыл бұрын

George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.

@S.K.R.E.Inc. 3 жыл бұрын

No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this

@marvelgamer718 3 жыл бұрын

@@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha

@yankee2666 2 жыл бұрын

Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.

@wellsshady 2 жыл бұрын

@@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.

@christheiss4511 2 жыл бұрын

@@yankee2666 I'm commenting. I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me. He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment. I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.

@chrisreedcomedian Жыл бұрын

He was on FIRE for this entire set.

@mikenaugz88 4 ай бұрын

I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...

@TensaZangetsu8690 3 жыл бұрын

His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.

@Troy428492 Жыл бұрын

Havok16 I agree.

@user-by6bc6jc7m Жыл бұрын

I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!

@km-sc4kz Жыл бұрын

oof

@BOREDTOTIS Жыл бұрын

Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr

@georgegreenberg3784 Жыл бұрын

@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide

@timisontube 6 ай бұрын

Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful

@joerichardson-vi2kx 5 ай бұрын

Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.

@howardgreenman2908 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.

@deanbianco4982 Жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.

@drygordspellweaver8761 7 ай бұрын

@deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣

@jgkitarel 6 ай бұрын

@@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.

@alansmith9814 5 жыл бұрын

We need George again.

@johnmann5417 3 жыл бұрын

Carlin for president

@johndonwood4305 3 жыл бұрын

He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.

@waynej2608 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, and more than ever!!

@uscman 3 жыл бұрын

@@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.

@CosmicTeapot 3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.

@sonjar1853 Жыл бұрын

Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.

@alexaales7937 8 ай бұрын

my husband and me always thought we were such bad human beings for being so cynical but then we discovered carlin and we knew we are not alone!

@tonyisnotdead 2 ай бұрын

so you didn't have moral qualms because of the moral implications of being a cynic, but you had qualms because you thought you were a special person who invented cynicism?

@alexaales7937 2 ай бұрын

@@tonyisnotdead wait - what? where did i say i invented cynicism or that i am a special person. i am not special! i am just a cynic :-)

@tonyisnotdead 2 ай бұрын

@@alexaales7937 you thought that you and your husband had a mental disease which effects your intelligence but didn't think anyone else had it. you therefore invented it because it's new in your brain

@Michelle-bn1fu 25 күн бұрын

Bot.

@deran1983 Жыл бұрын

30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant

@sabrinaprince8577 Жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a genius. Said it like it was.

@danieljakubik3428 Жыл бұрын

The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!

@edithbannerman4 Жыл бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@joelmore2224 Жыл бұрын

Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived. Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever

@appletile2887 3 жыл бұрын

Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes

@BelleRiverHeating 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.

@appletile2887 2 жыл бұрын

@@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.

@itsallgoodman4108 2 жыл бұрын

@@appletile2887 this made me cry man…

@Genesis23OPB 2 жыл бұрын

@@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous. dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from

@appletile2887 2 жыл бұрын

@@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.

@haywoodjohnson2865 Жыл бұрын

He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.

@edithbannerman4 Жыл бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj 2 ай бұрын

IT TOOK ENDLESS HOURS OF WORK.@@edithbannerman4

@RobertJohnson-lu9vb 4 жыл бұрын

This guy was way ahead of his time

@ezequielz369 3 жыл бұрын

Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah

@cominooculto 3 жыл бұрын

Or we are just waaay behind in history still

@ccgb92 3 жыл бұрын

@@ezequielz369 /r/whooosh

@guyberlivanthuijl7839 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot

@turkeymanmcgee8231 3 жыл бұрын

No people just weren’t butt hurt like they are now and appreciated truth.

@99MarcC 2 жыл бұрын

The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.

@johnlegend3081 Жыл бұрын

Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂 was A philosopher. RIP

@berlygirl123 2 жыл бұрын

His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!

@jamesbugbee6812 2 жыл бұрын

And the results!...

@LCx829 2 жыл бұрын

He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.

@goutamboppana961 Жыл бұрын

its literally a universal thing now unfortunately

@Subcinercius Жыл бұрын

@@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no

@goutamboppana961 Жыл бұрын

@@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same

@MrGary745 2 жыл бұрын

I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!

@rodneyvallette938 6 ай бұрын

We should put the clips of him on constant loop on every college

@NoBsLyf 3 жыл бұрын

I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed

@jamesandriulaitis7897 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he would have killed it for sure

@digimaks 3 жыл бұрын

2020 + 2021

@the_kombinator 3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna rememberize that for later.

@Enta_Da_Sage 3 жыл бұрын

He did talk about it. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/osV8aaSElq7ZnqM.html

@susanbezio1529 3 жыл бұрын

Put him in a debate with Trump! OMG

@rigelmoon9030 2 жыл бұрын

Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.

@kend7597 2 жыл бұрын

“Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂

@dennismurphy3460 Жыл бұрын

He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book

@unoriginal_name7091 Жыл бұрын

His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.

@scp3178 Жыл бұрын

Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.

@jimshipp7776 Жыл бұрын

I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!

@jaydemo5792 7 ай бұрын

VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !

@joshgardner5887 Жыл бұрын

I never laugh when I watch George Carlin bits. Instead, I am astonished by his talent, genius, and the amount of truth bombs he drops on the laughing, sleepy hyenas in his audience while wondering if any of them ever put two and two together.

@ReinventingTheSteve 2 ай бұрын

I laugh at about 1% of his stuff, the rest... I listen to intently😊

@OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj 2 ай бұрын

YOU HAVE A DEFECTIVE FUNNY BONE@@ReinventingTheSteve

@benbowers6619 6 жыл бұрын

"Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.

@seankelly921 5 жыл бұрын

You

@grantmacdougall3961 5 жыл бұрын

I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...

@etonbachs4226 4 жыл бұрын

I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.

@snap-off5383 4 жыл бұрын

I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".

@manjitneku7441 4 жыл бұрын

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@emgee691 5 ай бұрын

What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.

@DarksteelHeart 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could have gone to one of his shows. This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.

@marcusteblano6376 3 жыл бұрын

He mastered the fine art of hostility.

@alansmith9814 3 жыл бұрын

Nice phrase.

@Hithere-ek4qt 2 жыл бұрын

Hostility is not an art.

@IAmLeMonke 2 жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message

@blakeh6250 Жыл бұрын

Then thete was bill burr

@doreenmorrison9407 Жыл бұрын

Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break

@maxxrand4888 Жыл бұрын

ONE OF THE BEST PROPHETS OF OUR TIME❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@jallythekid 2 жыл бұрын

So sad that this man is no longer with us. I LOVE HIS HUMOR

@dissident_420 7 жыл бұрын

The best that ever was.

@john-wo4rv 7 жыл бұрын

EddieBee83 Or Louis c.k

@kellianneclare5960 7 жыл бұрын

i think louis ck sold out. he used to be good.

@michalvalta5231 7 жыл бұрын

Bill fucking Hicks!

@student2694 6 жыл бұрын

robin williams or jimmy carr

@hugonongbri8100 6 жыл бұрын

Pryor and Hicks might have to say something about that...😆😆😆😃

@GCohen9782 2 жыл бұрын

Fucking legend. One of a kind, and truly missed.

@gwwayner 9 ай бұрын

I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.

@rumor-936 3 жыл бұрын

"Wanna hear a real name?" " *Eddie* " The second he said my name I instantly stood at attention.

@RationalMorality 3 жыл бұрын

Well... If you tuck it under your belt, nobody will notice

@carlosferguson6119 2 жыл бұрын

@HeyThatsAlex816 my Gods man's is EDdie¡ Real👁️'s realize 👁️real lies YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL! YOU HAVE A BODY.

@kevinmcduffie7478 2 жыл бұрын

SWTF?

@maureengross2260 2 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.

@liberty5069 Жыл бұрын

Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.

@rustysmalls Жыл бұрын

Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer

@spellbinder101 10 ай бұрын

He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.

@D.Verdad 4 ай бұрын

He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.

@ShellyBomb Жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a prophet soooo far ahead of his time; Lord do we need him NOW!!!

@smurphy6767 9 ай бұрын

Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤

@oscarsalazar2332 3 жыл бұрын

Calling an institution of learning an "indoctrination center" wasn't common then but Carlin knew. Now we all acknowledge it.

@DaInternetBear 2 жыл бұрын

Its a shame he got old and died

@matthewwebster3143 2 жыл бұрын

He was ahead of his time

@Carlos-xz3vi 2 жыл бұрын

It was pretty common then.

@wakingforbacon6439 2 жыл бұрын

Only stupid people call a learning center you know school call it an indoctrination center. Like evangelical christians trying to take science out of schools. They call school indoctrination centers as well.

@jasongraham4425 Жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself

@dna1238 Жыл бұрын

Together with his brilliant commentary on life he seems to have mastered the English language 👍 RIP Carlin ( if that's what you want!)

@karenbrecht8545 3 ай бұрын

😂 I love to listen to him at night before bed he was the best medicine for laughter and putting me to a calm sleep after I stop laughing laughing

@mikesanders3246 4 жыл бұрын

Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.

@marysuesagor5187 3 жыл бұрын

The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.

@lenanava5409 Жыл бұрын

You lucky SOB!!!

@eddiewheeler3291 Жыл бұрын

George Carlin was truly a truth teller. Sounds quirky, but folks should have paid attention.

@katherinestephens9645 Жыл бұрын

I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.

@bobpeterman7613 3 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.

@maryl.docktor7486 3 жыл бұрын

Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

@earthbendbeast9160 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly

@excrono 10 ай бұрын

We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.

@justiceforall1288 2 жыл бұрын

☝🏾🙎🏾‍♂️😁😁😆😆🤣💯👍🏾👍🏾 George was the truth!!😆😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾

@keensarah7669 11 ай бұрын

Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.

@mitchellvelardes8668 3 жыл бұрын

A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....

@hennagaijin100 Жыл бұрын

Highly educated ? Hardly. He left school in the 9th grade.

@codefeenix Жыл бұрын

but he is right here

@johnsmith7676 Жыл бұрын

@@hennagaijin100 You still actually believe that "school" educates anyone? I recommend you re-evaluate this world. "School", as you clearly have come to understand it, merely grooms you for a slot in an already-broken-beyond-repair machine.

@robanderson473 Жыл бұрын

One can be just as, or more, educated than someone who's graduated with flying colours, it's just a matter of taking it upon one's self to do so.

@jrnfw4060 Жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith7676 Yep!

@ZiggyTheAdventurer 4 жыл бұрын

no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy

@pattikazmer1957 Жыл бұрын

It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.

@zackstump5425 Жыл бұрын

This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas

@dianemitchell1717 7 ай бұрын

Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.

@ZiggyTheAdventurer 7 ай бұрын

@@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage

@sandyallen5743 Жыл бұрын

Oh, friends...George is STILL with us ...every time we laugh at his recorded stand ups, realize he speaks the TRUTH..and agree with everything he says.

@jbyesterday3959 Жыл бұрын

Man, do I miss George Carlin. Nobody could be pissed off, & be funnier & on the money than him !

@jamesfeldman3481 Жыл бұрын

How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities. No one compares to George carlin No one!

@CarinaPrimaBallerina 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell

@lenanava5409 Жыл бұрын

A genius at "portraying" the very sh** we are all annoyed at and we all want to express more often than not! And yes, extremely educated and well versed in "unloading" all the funny, but REAL life sh** too. He will be forever missed. A giant of comedy and so attuned to EVERYTHING around us, in us and expressing it to a T. George was the BEST! His observations of and about life, people and situations, that his comedy contain are so REAL, it's UNREAL!!! Can't get enough of him. Miss you, Mr. Carlin!!!!

@carrieq8911 Жыл бұрын

We need you George, more than ever, we need you, especially right now❤️RIP❤️

@yukiannie666 3 жыл бұрын

i salute this man...seriously...its like im listening to a sensible lecture about life and society in a more entertaining way...hes making very very good points

@danmason8427 Жыл бұрын

His books are awesome too.

@rickash4130 Жыл бұрын

@@danmason8427 qgassers. 6 South east gassers.

@dashobie 2 жыл бұрын

I miss George Carlin he was the best.

@graziflorida4377 2 жыл бұрын

I MISS THIS GUY !!!

@lucasw2880 3 жыл бұрын

If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material

@maureengross2260 10 ай бұрын

This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George

@joerichardson-vi2kx 5 ай бұрын

Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.

@itzenormous Жыл бұрын

I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁 You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too. Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.

@johnshields6852 2 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid George was just getting popular, then the 7 words album he did, me and a friend would be laughing so hard my belly ached, he's one of the best.

@marymitty3105 Жыл бұрын

A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip

@sonminorimitsuu2838 10 ай бұрын

Pure genius. We all love and miss you GC xx

@Handsome_Gary_Kamensack Жыл бұрын

What makes this all that much funnier is that its all 100% true.

@2wayplebney Жыл бұрын

My hero, who leads you up the garden path and makes you agree with him. What a master of persuasive language.

@FrankLee-qd3hy 5 жыл бұрын

Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍

@michelekett8450 2 жыл бұрын

2022

@jackshitz4982 Жыл бұрын

MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT handle THE TRUTH OR FACTS IN a FANTASY LAND....😁😁

@rockerangusyoung623 3 жыл бұрын

As someone named Kyle, I'm just honored that my name got roasted by one of the greats.

@genelomas332 3 жыл бұрын

As it should..

@crazyhans 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you Kyle

@brucethomson3512 3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyhans 😂😂😂😂

@rockerangusyoung623 3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyhans LOL this is the best

@johnnythunder196 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle the clown

@Superator69 Жыл бұрын

This dude is a legend. Best comedian ever, GOAT.

@joesarr1671 Жыл бұрын

What a jewel. Rest in peace.

@dylan-dylan-dylan 5 ай бұрын

I’m seriously honored by the last joke. And my ex-boyfriend fellow 90’s baby Kyle would be too 😂😂😂

@StrangeScaryNewEngland 4 ай бұрын

My ex-gf's older brother is Kyle and I'm not sure how he'd feel about this. LOL. He always tries to be a "big tough guy".

@janspeer7924 Жыл бұрын

The best and worst of George is the fact that everything he says has a large element of truth. He is brilliant.

@mediumstudio 5 жыл бұрын

Holy smokes - what an onslaught! A true master

@liberty5069 Жыл бұрын

The only guy who could ever inject true genius into comedy.

@NankerPhelge65 Ай бұрын

And Norm MAC Donald !

@jordanrivermusic299 Жыл бұрын

Dude is one of the funniest comedian IV ever heard in my 25 years of living. I literally can't stop laughing every time I see his videos

@benybilly3519 10 ай бұрын

It was NEVER talking or getting upset about people GC didn't agree or Didn't like.... It WAS & STILL IS: About Really Truth & MATTER of FACT & COMMON SENSE & SHARP NECESSARY OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS... which UNFORTUNATELY & MORE THAN PROVEN over & over...Vast Majority of People/Population have been BORN TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF!!

@keithtoole7136 6 ай бұрын

BUT, was he really a comedian?? If you listen very carefully, l think he is telling us to smarten the fuck up.

@redandblueflower8585 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's sad when the audience laughs. They don't know that *they* are the ones being criticized at times.

@randomguy3648 3 жыл бұрын

Lets be fair. It's all of us in the same boat. Even WE in the comment section.

@user-lm5ck8jz7y 3 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy3648 Not me. I am not a customer. Because I am from a poor country...

@Degenerate_Gentleman 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-lm5ck8jz7y Cyrilic letters = poor. Yeah true pretty much

@the_kombinator 3 жыл бұрын

I laugh at myself all the time. I don't take life in general very seriously.

@the_kombinator 2 жыл бұрын

@@BelleRiverHeating To quote Eddie Murphy. "You couldn't give no cuss show, I mean I manage to slip a few jokes in."

@mayda2060 8 күн бұрын

I love how authentic and raw he is ..the rage is sensational ❤

@PrimoStracciatella Жыл бұрын

I laughed about all of his jokes but DON'T RIDICULE STEELY DAN! That's where I draw the line. :)

@michaelwhyte5161 Жыл бұрын

George Carlin. The man, the myth the absolute LEGEND.

@CharlesYeates-yv6bf 6 ай бұрын

Its so refreshing to see a loved public idol not only telling it how it is but showing anyone with even half a brain what comes naturally when you know how to think instead of what to think. We have been conditioned for generation after generation and taught what to think and never how to think. And unless people wake up to this sick agenda the world will get worse and worse. We deserve better ! Our children need us to be better for our future totally relies on it or we are doomed

@NASkeywest 4 жыл бұрын

"Proud Parent of a D+ student."

@countryprideisfoolish1415 3 жыл бұрын

@gregoryyoung4604 Жыл бұрын

The funniest man ever! And Robin Williams a close second. Oh how the world needs both of them now...

@ButteryBao Жыл бұрын

Thank god phones and visors are gone, the Bluetooth bit though .. oooh George would have a field day in 22’

@mark1952able 5 жыл бұрын

Most intelligent and funniest comedian!~

@manicabawse2867 4 жыл бұрын

Point of correction person

@nmarrs8539 4 жыл бұрын

IDK Chappell is a close second.

@manicabawse2867 4 жыл бұрын

@@nmarrs8539 a distant second

@lordevyl8317 4 жыл бұрын

@@nmarrs8539 Chappell isn't even second...Richard Pryor is/was

@riggymars7793 2 жыл бұрын

In any other century this man would have been a prophet and soothsayer.

@jm-rf7kl Жыл бұрын

Uncle George in rare form here, savage wit unleashed. The name bit still cracks me up. 😊

@leonardodavidgarciaperez3030 4 жыл бұрын

"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievement on the back of our car."