Yeah, he is missed, but he definitely left his mark on humanity.
@dickthecockjohnson8 жыл бұрын
I just found him less then 24 hours ago already suggesting it to people
@57Strudel8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Spies Really? I'm so sorry you had to wait so long. I grew up with him, starting way back with the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman. The way he could just skewer some of our invented terms was nothing short of genius. Loved him. ENJOY :)
@dickthecockjohnson8 жыл бұрын
+57Strudel ya i looked up the 7 dirty words after watching that sponge bob Clip on them for the hell of it searched that up found his routine on them and been hooked since.
@marioiacolucci8 жыл бұрын
yep me too!
@Nico_Tena9 жыл бұрын
The man had the gift of being able to take the quirks of the English language and turn them into comedy genius.
@Brickimated8 жыл бұрын
His facial and body expressions are the icing on the cake.
@godseesyouthrumyeyes8 жыл бұрын
+Nico Tena quirks? lol... "Quirks" does not even come close to explaining why people build "Quene Anne" style wood/plaster/shingle homes... little pig houses of sticks... in Tornado zones... aren't they sacrificing their children to impress a dead Queen's descendants into giving them an extra dollar? ... and sacrificing their own children to die in a Tornado in order to do so? Why not just build Tornado Proof Houses? ... because i doubt the people in Europe are very Impressed by people who sacrifice their children to try to impress strange people on another Continent who give not one flying fuck whether or not they are even alive.
@Nico_Tena8 жыл бұрын
godseesyouthrumyeyes Wow, all that on a comedy thread? I hear where you are coming from but maybe it belongs somewhere else? No offense.
@godseesyouthrumyeyes8 жыл бұрын
it is George Carlin comedy... what did you comment for? because you hate George Carlin type honesty? Maybe you are in the wrong place.
@godseesyouthrumyeyes8 жыл бұрын
Besides... its funny as Hell...
@Chunes33 жыл бұрын
In my opinion this is the single most legendary standup routine in human history. I've watched it probably 100 times and it *never* fails to make me laugh.
@enniszeneli2 жыл бұрын
agreed and this video cuts early, theres actually a funnier couple minutes after this that kill me everytime
@cloudhigh6582 Жыл бұрын
His stand up on the subject of Time was way better.
@stephani633 Жыл бұрын
The best 😂
@davidthompson2591 Жыл бұрын
'Saving the planet' is my go to clip of all that he did ... absolutely golden !!
@gcg8187 Жыл бұрын
@@davidthompson2591 omg that one kills me
@bryannelson6139 Жыл бұрын
He was the most astute and intelligent comedian ever. His observations were amazing.
@Tommyfazz8 жыл бұрын
The older he got the better he became, a rare thing in entertainment.
@oscarg55005 жыл бұрын
Tommyfazz is it?
@calvinclark94785 жыл бұрын
A lot of them became just depressing. Not like in sense of humor but actually just sad and sometimes angry.
@JustinLodes5 жыл бұрын
Yeah even though he turned into papa smurf
@KamenMinkov5 жыл бұрын
Less and less f&#ks to give.
@rohithkumarsp4 жыл бұрын
Yes but not too old. Listen to Joe rogan podcast, he was really bad at the end. When it get sick.
@leehall7278 жыл бұрын
I actually heard this announcement, "In the unlikely event that this flight turns into a cruise" ....
@DAMIENDMILLS7 жыл бұрын
jesus, your pilot must have had quite the sense of humor, or was so damn confident in himself that he couldn't crash in the ocean. either way, it's dangerous thinking when you're in charge of the lives of strangers.
@nicholaswishman11997 жыл бұрын
DAMIEN MILLS you're right! Pilots shouldn't be so confident as to think they can fly a plane without crashing it into the ocean. It's dangerous thinking to make a joke like that, he may forget that landing on water is bad! Just because he flies a plane all day, every day, doesn't mean he won't forget not to land on the water.
@leehall7277 жыл бұрын
It was a flight from Las Vegas, NV to Syracuse, NY... On board a 727 and the plane was older than the crew.
@jamesniagu2745 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@wildmike9515 жыл бұрын
@Christina Reynolds I agree that he was trying to be funny. But some people are so uptight that he might have scared the shit out of someone who was nervous about flying and actually asked to get off before the take off
@Bioniking4 жыл бұрын
His way with timing, inflection, intonation and body language is perfect
@2KCamaroZ28SS6 жыл бұрын
The 336 people that disliked this video are on non-stop flights. Rumor has it, they've been up there for 10 years and didn't appreciate George's mocking of their plane situation.
@keltinmendoza69075 жыл бұрын
Their emergency plane situation
@Iguana-Power4 жыл бұрын
Little do they know, they’re about to make a sudden stop at a cornfield or housing development.
@19perception839 жыл бұрын
Normally it's easy to pick one standout hilarious comment in a video, but that was genius from start to finish - just brilliant.
@43Lfrench9 жыл бұрын
19perception83 Agreed!
@alekpantarei81489 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up!!
@Dooneru9 жыл бұрын
"Get on the plane, get on the plane" "Fuck you, I am getting IN THE PLANE"
@jennifercruz81425 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
@tobieblanton483228 күн бұрын
Just said same thing to coworkers
@avalon19956 жыл бұрын
Having worked in the airline industry for 25 years Carlin made me laugh hysterically at all these things we considered routine in our daily job. 😎
@kmandvr6 жыл бұрын
Michael c I also worked in airline industry for 41 years........to was great!!!!
@DSRZONATYCHI6 жыл бұрын
I also worked for the Airline Industry. 75 years and this guy always made me laugh
@YZ450f246 жыл бұрын
Michael c only some of them are true just because some flight attendants say things and some of the people who work at the boarding desk say we will now start the boarding process, I've heard tons of them say we will begin boarding or we will start boarding or basically any version that couldn't be shorter or more simple.
@betaneptune6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably after they saw this routine!
@bwcmakro6 жыл бұрын
You have to remember this shit is like 20 years old.
@kennethwilliams555510 жыл бұрын
How have I never seen this guy before? I have seriously been missing out.
@lynnturman815710 жыл бұрын
Really? He's considered probably the greatest stand up comedian ever (along with Richard Pryor).
@kermit5678010 жыл бұрын
Not forgetting..... Bill Hicks.
@justin159410 жыл бұрын
he's like the god of white comedy, just like Pryors the god of Black comedy.
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
Oh boy you have NO idea what you've been missing out!
@Zamolxes779 жыл бұрын
He's awesome, I'm not an english native speaker and I enjoy him tremendously. RiP Carlin and yes, I do care ;)
@kael24508 жыл бұрын
"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure...ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"
@70goldtop8 жыл бұрын
Yep we all heard what he said. Repeating it doesn't make it any funnier.
@kael24508 жыл бұрын
+james madison DILLIGAF
@shabanshneta54578 жыл бұрын
+Kael2450 Yes.
@kai3268 жыл бұрын
Well, you must be the life of the party. Let him do what he wants. You've repeated a video quote in the comment section before, I'm SURE OF IT!
@kael24508 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Armenta the funny thing is he only picked up on mine, don't see the guy commentating on the other quote comments for this video.
@paulbaker48115 жыл бұрын
Carlin was one of the smartest comedians ever! I miss him. I saw him in person and he was sensational!
@joeydalessio3849 Жыл бұрын
His brilliance was beyond comedy. ❤
@PolGara0139 Жыл бұрын
Oh yes, he’s still my favorite! The 10 commandments & soft language still crack me up. Then I think about what he’s saying & I agree with him. And what he said about abortion 25yrs ago, it’s hard to believe that he’s still in the news with that
@henoch4410 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while waiting for boarding my plane. People were looking at me weird I was laughing so much.
@Acoolwind10 жыл бұрын
I've had the same experience! Priceless
@S1amezeCat10 жыл бұрын
I'm counting on this video to keep me sane on our next flight. :)
@catonparelli77619 жыл бұрын
Sonofabitch, I laugh my ass off
@kevinharron61349 жыл бұрын
Amy don't you will get paranoid Amy Watson
@DISMISSED3757 жыл бұрын
WHEN I GET ON ( ERR...GET IN ) THE PLANE, I ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AND LAUGH A LOT...
@comettamer8 жыл бұрын
I love this guys humor. Best of all is knowing he's offending so many people at once.
@kai3267 жыл бұрын
If people don't take it the wrong way, he's not offending a single soul.
@comettamer7 жыл бұрын
@118193103885851617021 Thats the genius of Carlin. He offends them because they take it the wrong way and his brutal honesty exposes them for what they are
@kai3267 жыл бұрын
yeah, brutal honesty. I love it.
@comettamer7 жыл бұрын
Jim Morrison Ikr
@EndlessSummer8887 жыл бұрын
He's not, though. That was his talent. He's as edgy as you can possibly be without DIRECTLY insulting someone.
@mr.youtube9753 жыл бұрын
The best English lesson I have ever learned
@GirlStories13656 жыл бұрын
No one will ever come close to the genius that was George Carlin .. R.I.P. George .. you are missed by many ❤️
@mattydigs9 жыл бұрын
This is why he was the greatest that ever did it. He could make anything funny through his keen wit and expert analytical skills. Not only that, his act aged like fine wine, simply getting better and better as the decades passed. He regularly turned nothing into something like it was a cakewalk throughout his whole career. Except often, like moments here, there was something and we were that much more... enlightened, if you will, for having him point it out. I don't throw this word around very often but he was absolutely genius.
@Dave-ng7ee9 жыл бұрын
+Mattydigs Exactly as you said, turning nothing into something. He would have a LOT of material to work on nowadays, with all the bullshit happening around the world.
@SBG578 жыл бұрын
+Da ve looking at his material it's still entirely relevant to today's situation
@hellsgunz10063 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy show, not a drama, relax.
@dariusthedmirconsolidation34942 жыл бұрын
9:06, “ROOF FLIES OFF”
@dtanaka869-d Жыл бұрын
He was also pretty philosophical too
@keanankinman15088 жыл бұрын
This is some of the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
@myleggg35126 жыл бұрын
KellyAnn McGregor douche
@vincentmaysee40524 жыл бұрын
Like many poets and authors of the past, Carlin will always remain relevant!
@StuartElson8 ай бұрын
It never gets old, and only gets more true
@nykolostark9 жыл бұрын
"'Louisiana is expecting a rain event!" I thought "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!"
@leopardgeckoonsteroids70123 жыл бұрын
George never gets old!😂
@biljam9729 жыл бұрын
My favourite comedian! Brilliant man.
@Billsmafia508 жыл бұрын
+Biljana Malesevic He wasn't a comedian,he was a satirist.
@biljam9728 жыл бұрын
I agree, you are right. He was extremely funny though his subjects were intelligent and serious. Now that's something!
@flegma666668 жыл бұрын
+Biljana Malesevic Carlin je bio komičar u početku,kasnije je bio filozof,u svakom slučaju najbolji u tome što je radio!
@cheemsg.i.71307 жыл бұрын
+Michael “'Taker Fan” Daehn He was a black comedian
@lunaticfringe8964 жыл бұрын
BEST...COMEDIAN....EVER....
@bt10ant7 жыл бұрын
Brilliance....we sure miss him.
@mickobrien31568 жыл бұрын
He sure had the best command of the English language of any comic. I never once heard him stumble or trip over words. He was a great speaker, especially with really awkward phrases or long lists of words.
@maureenlazerus49739 жыл бұрын
I'm a retired flight attendant and this is one of the greatest
@marioncondo3262 Жыл бұрын
Always loved him. He reminds me so my much of my f is rst love. Truly he is was the greatest comedian/philosopher. He is missed.
@jamesweaver14492 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian of all times. Everyone who watches him gets a great laugh and an education at the same time. R.I.P. George thank you for everything love ya Bro
@ldolphin346 жыл бұрын
George Carlin had been doing comedy for so long....and I still think this is the funniest 12 minutes he ever put together. If I am ever down or in the dumps, it's this piece that brings me back.
@briancicio49508 жыл бұрын
"PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!!!"
@DrBananaKing70009 жыл бұрын
One of the very greats. I miss him.
@misanthropicisolation40135 жыл бұрын
*greatest
@ATRO_13375 жыл бұрын
2019 and his stuff is still as amazing as always. Miss ya George.
@koroushzadeh6 жыл бұрын
I loved this man! Thank you George for life time of laugh and joy that you left with us! RIP.☹🙏
@Thickqueen949 жыл бұрын
Imagine what a flight that'd be with carlin sitting next to u
@EndlessSummer8888 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Calabresse My brother and i had a flight last year. when they began the safety lecture we laughed the whole time, barely paying attention cuz we were thinking about this skit.
@Kodid78 жыл бұрын
Probably pretty stinky.
@Sylveon10027 жыл бұрын
Matt C it would be a weird flight considering he's been dead for 9 years.....
@Thickqueen947 жыл бұрын
That'd short for that would meaning past tense I know he's been dead hence that would if he was alive I would've said how fun it must be to fly with Carlin like get a life
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker6 жыл бұрын
He'd probably be the one wearing the Grateful Dead T-shirt and the "F**k You!" hat
@psychedelicdreamer98610 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy ever. I haven't seen anybody funnier than him in my whole life. He should have been immortal, we need good humour!
@clarkcook38085 жыл бұрын
Carlin is wonderfully funny on airlines and language. A comedian from the past (1960s) you'd all enjoy on the same topic is SHELLEY BERMAN. His "Inside Shelley Berman" (on KZfaq) blew the top off the charts in his day. Have a look. . . .
@thelateshift99825 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams
@nmor305 жыл бұрын
@@thelateshift9982 Carlin is wayyyyy better
@thelateshift99825 жыл бұрын
@@nmor30 Depends on the humor style, they both have unique approaches
@ljfinger Жыл бұрын
@@nmor30 Carlin is the best at standup, with pre-planned material. Robin Williams is the best ever at improv, by far.
@Sandesh981475 жыл бұрын
The way he presents most trivial things, is just absolutely genius. This man was a pure genius.
@priilynx5 жыл бұрын
Thank you George, you've always been there for me over the years. Even though you are gone, still make me laugh. You will live on
@MrCraigBlake8 жыл бұрын
George Carlin is the best comedian of all time!
@sroinujacob8 жыл бұрын
A true genius. Out of this world and age. Sorely missed.
@johnkoniecznyjr45915 жыл бұрын
Redd Foxx too
@helenmallette5428 Жыл бұрын
Med ago Pantograzclie
@joshuacahill24375 жыл бұрын
George was a legend. There will never be another like him.
@alistairmcgregor7576 Жыл бұрын
I had chemo and had to sit on chair for 3 hours and found his humour the best, had my earphones on and must have been laughing my head off. Best medicine when your sick. Told friends who have cancer to do the same. Time goes by so fast with this great man
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
He was a brilliant man.Funny is not enough.Intelligence is necessary.Observation too. Damn i miss you george.I just want more of you!
@kevinharron61349 жыл бұрын
Yes, his humour was based on intelligence and observation, and he had loads in reserve. Can you tell me what he died of/ from?
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
Kevin Harron He died from heart failure.
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
***** Yes he did drugs..Yet he learned from his mistakes and quit cocaine.He had his demons.But if you pay attention to some of his interviews he had the balls to stop the drugs before the substances stopped him.And he did it by himself without any help,so the strength of his character was amazing,when most men fail to discipline themselves.And no the drugs weren't responsible for his talent nor his death.
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
***** You know what?You are absolutely right.I will support the legalization of drugs with all my heart.So that more people will kick the bucket,hop the twig,bit the dust,shuffle off their mortal coil,run down the curtain and join the bleedin' choir invisibile.To ceased to be.Bereft of life,to rest in peace..more room and resources for the rest of us!
@nikibirdflight9 жыл бұрын
What made him so hilarious is the absolute truth of his descriptions. All of them so true that we wonder WHY we could not have written his jokes.....we felt the same way......but HE decided to use it as part of his humor. ....and it is was and is priceless. A comedic genius !
@anisurfer847 жыл бұрын
Man, George Carlin's shows are going to age so well with time. Many decades later, his comedy will be studied to understand our times better. One of these days, I will buy all George Carlin DVDs and keep it with me for when I am old I can watch it on my old DVD player while everyone is using hologram or some shit.
@Omega3azlea8 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace you brilliant son of a bitch :'D
@ReaperblaugranaLM108 жыл бұрын
Resting in peace? I think he's down there screaming up at us. ;)
@Omega3azlea8 жыл бұрын
Aah, classic :p Mind fixing the toilet upstairs, it's overflowing?
@MegaSlowburner8 жыл бұрын
God gave us among His many gifts...a sense of humor. Our loss is God's gain. George was the best!
@thebulletcraft7 жыл бұрын
+Cliff Riley You seriously have no idea what Carlin believed in do you
@KelliViti7 жыл бұрын
He is now screaming up at us, or more likely, part of The Big Electron, WOW! If he was, wrong, he is watching the off the charts example of entropy, the current election has wrought, WITH GLEE!!
@janaebryant25569 жыл бұрын
It's 5am, I'm in bed, watching my tablet and raising with laughter.
@janaebryant25569 жыл бұрын
Irritating auto-correction! I am roaring with laughter.
@misanthropicisolation40135 жыл бұрын
As opposed to lowering with laughter?
@chatanugadotorg5 жыл бұрын
I'd seen this show when a friend of mine got the video when we were in college. Later in 1998, I took my first trip on a commercial plane. I was a little nervous since I'd never flown before, but then the safety lecture started. George Carlin was in my head the whole time doing this skit, and it really helped take the edge off my nervousness.
@alicantino11516 жыл бұрын
To this day, whenever I'm on an airplane, at the very least I have to crack a smile when the flight attendants are going through this whole spiel, because I'm thinking of Carlin the entire time.
@paulmorrison855410 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest comedy bits in history
@guitar199719 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter how many times I watch videos of him, George Carlin makes me literally cry with laughter whenever I watch him. The man had a real gift for turning seemingly trivial things into absolute comedy gold. As well as for seeing through the bullshit in everyday society and telling it like it is. We need people like him in the world. Unfortunately nowadays they are few and far between.
@paper_panda2 жыл бұрын
Love Carlin. Currently reading "Doublespeak" by William Lutz, and realizing from where some of the inspiration to this bit was taken. George delivered so much common sense and truth he is desperately missed today.
@scottyenser7561 Жыл бұрын
Yes the way he would elaborate 😶🤣
@marsbalaba93734 жыл бұрын
"seatbelts... HIGH-TECH SH*T!!!" I died 😂
@danielfagan425710 жыл бұрын
George Carlin is the master of pointing out the obvious and making it funny.
@RolletComedy5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Fagan Seinfeld too
@nalrematvonarmi55255 жыл бұрын
Christina Reynolds The only one stupid here is apparently you, he said that no one is going to tell if it really was crash into ocean, and anyways most of the landing can be considered crashes.
@bobdavis48485 жыл бұрын
@Christina Reynolds But what George does is called comedy entertainment.
@bobdavis48485 жыл бұрын
@Christina Reynolds Many others do find him funny. It had already become clear to me, from reading your various comments, that you do not. You are assuming that he personally has "narcissism, hatred and disgust" in all aspects of his being, when all you are seeing here is what he puts forth publicly on stage which sometimes involves portraying a character, like how most of the lyrics of Randy Newman's song "Short People" were portraying a character. It's become clear to me from George's interviews that although parts of what George said in comedy routines reflected his real feelings, others were wordplay about English language oddities and exaggerated satires of prejudice for comedy effect, not meant to be taken entirely literally as you seem to assume. I did already write to you elsewhere that I saw your point about "near miss." You just took quite a broad swipe at many of George's fans you do not even know, by implying they are not intelligent, mature, thinking adults and that they are so ego driven they only use watching George's routines to try to feel like one. I am sorry about whatever seemingly went wrong in your life that contributed to your bitterness. Have a nice day.
@whale81744 жыл бұрын
@Christina Reynolds You ain't judging him fairly, cause you calling him all of these fancy terms without even knowing who he is really like. Worse of all, you judge him based on a character he is playing as a comedian, which is his job. You can judge him, sure, but when people respond negatively because they believe that your judgement is unfair, don't get angry.
@dsfddsgh8 жыл бұрын
George's movements and expressions make this bIt even funnier. LOL
@scottbuckley8238 жыл бұрын
+dsfddsgh i love the carry on finger thing he does
@joshuaharper4439 Жыл бұрын
He was the best comedians ever there will be never anyone quite like him. He is very much missed.
@romeo5362 Жыл бұрын
...there will never be another George Carlin. May He rest in peace.
@yusef52811 күн бұрын
Listen to this every single time I board a plane. It’s tradition that never gets old.
@musicman2883ful10 жыл бұрын
A true legend. There will never be anyone else like him. He's the best ever in my mind.
@thefridgeman8 жыл бұрын
Lol, I remember "discovering" Carlin and downloading bits on audiogalaxy (well, no utube back then...). This piece was amazing. "gettin' on the plane":)))))
@radleytorres51837 жыл бұрын
thefridgeman
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00002 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was the only person who could tell the Airline food joke and still make it sound funny.
@silverfox5507 Жыл бұрын
Loved George Carlin !! Spot on stuff .
@mayrasantiago22028 жыл бұрын
his face impressions are funny as hell
@BradRains10 жыл бұрын
Seat belt: High tech shit!
@cheemsg.i.71307 жыл бұрын
lol
@Sleight-lq8qd5 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, when your angry, just look up pictures of George Carlin genuinely angry
@denisepleines15132 жыл бұрын
This is one of George's finest videos!! Funny from beginning to end!!
@lindacoolbaugh9628 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if George was alive with, smart phones, selfies, Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus & Donald Trump running for President? His acts would be off the chart. RIP George, so honored I got to see him live about 10 time. He was and will always be the BEST!!
@cybercat298 жыл бұрын
+Linda Coolbaugh You were so lucky :-(
@lindacoolbaugh9628 жыл бұрын
+cybercat29 Yes I was...He was brilliant. To this day, I hear his rants & always have a smile on my face
@cybercat298 жыл бұрын
Linda Coolbaugh And it keeps you sane :-) That is why I watch George Carlin on KZfaq :-)
@lindacoolbaugh9628 жыл бұрын
LOL I'm watching him now. "Put your seat back forward, Well I don't bend that way if I did I'd be in Porno movies" One time I was in the 2nd row & his facial expressions up close. Hysterical!!
@cybercat298 жыл бұрын
Linda Coolbaugh Aww, man :-( You were so lucky :-)
@kausarukus9 жыл бұрын
I love how sarcastic he is " look, they nearly missed" I don't bend that way,if I could put my seat back forward i'd be in porno movies lmfao
@phillipvasilakopoulos60266 жыл бұрын
He was one of a kind ! RIP George
@handendaer4 жыл бұрын
This man could never have been a politicians nor president, cus he actually cares för The People and have common sense.
@scottchandler86133 жыл бұрын
In global news today. in a meeting with North Korea's leader Kim jong-in President George Carlin was recorded saying EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!!!
@alvin37583 жыл бұрын
@@scottchandler8613 ha ur funny, but funnier if u shut ur piehole
@odinson99m10 жыл бұрын
"Get on the plane" Fuck you. I'm getting in the plane. There seems to be less wind in here." LOLOLOLOL!!!!
@mq463129 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest 10 minutes worth of comedy I've ever watched.
@bigmir92336 жыл бұрын
But it’s 11:10
@sarahwright70764 жыл бұрын
"IIII did not neeeeed to be told thaaaattt." 😂😂😂
@SektionEi8ht5 жыл бұрын
“The safety lecture continues.”
@Dloweification10 жыл бұрын
I wish he was still alive just so I could give him my money for this gold. (and be cause he was an awesome person)
@user-rg5ic2ms8u6 жыл бұрын
u 2 can give me the money . and i'll make sure he knows about your intention
@kh_qft7626 жыл бұрын
He was funny. But a misanthropist cynic isn't exactly my idea of an AWESOME person...
@martywhite10846 жыл бұрын
Keven Heinz If you like the word “misanthropist,” you’ll really like the word “misanthropic.”
@galaxyorion87256 жыл бұрын
8:59
@nicolasfredette85646 жыл бұрын
Dloweification Why don't you buy his DVDs and let all the other shitty comedians know that Carlin's humour is where it's at ???
@monfe553210 жыл бұрын
"Seatbelts. High-tech shit." - George Carlin
@christinas.434210 жыл бұрын
You think that's awesome, don't you?
@monfe553210 жыл бұрын
Kristina S. It's pretty damn funny
@christinas.434210 жыл бұрын
Monfe Why?
@monfe553210 жыл бұрын
Kristina S. Because I said so. And I'm always right
@christinas.434210 жыл бұрын
Monfe Or you're stupid.
@horrordisneygal1172 Жыл бұрын
My favorite George Carlin one. It's so funny 😂 especially the safety lecture 😂
@garyleach9072 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin had some really really good comedy. My dad had me listen to his best one about STUFF and I still think it's his best one. God bless you Mr Carlin,may you rest in peace.
@trainmanhockeyfan8 жыл бұрын
We miss you George!
@W3LLcoOL9 жыл бұрын
This guy was a fucking genius, not only a comedy genius, just a fucking genius.
@pranksterguy15 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch them demonstrate the workings of the seatbelt I think of George and this standup!
@shadowmonarchix10055 жыл бұрын
The expressions make the whole thing better
@denisepleines15132 жыл бұрын
Especially the use of those crazy eyes!👁👁
@MenwithHill10 жыл бұрын
Doubtlessly one of his best routines, ever.
@joe_86995 жыл бұрын
As a contractor for southwest airlines, I fly all over America. My record is 9 different flights in one week, and this is so so so true. Hilarious. So great with words. RIP
@trudymccann3671 Жыл бұрын
George was ahead of His Time! Clever, and Original! Nothing Shy about this Guy~!
@Eli_Santin Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Carlin bit, because it portrays the essence of his entire comedy career. The man was a linguist, plane and simple.
@stacyann825 Жыл бұрын
Pun intended??😂
@Eli_Santin Жыл бұрын
@@stacyann825 yes lol
@mickierpjames25129 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! xD I love George
@crunchers98 жыл бұрын
"The safety lecture continues"!
@MH-jz4kr10 ай бұрын
This man's command and comprehension of the english was godlike😂 I see a George Carlin video...I Click!
@babzy69643 жыл бұрын
There was no one that could compare to Carlin .. GENIUS !
@denisepleines15132 жыл бұрын
This video is so hilarious! Loved how he did the hostesses voice..ESPECIALLY when he says flap. Also the scene about putting on the oxygen mask. If he can program his FUCKING V C ARRRR he can jolly well learn how to adjust an oxygen mask .. The cream of the crop
@lindasch1703 Жыл бұрын
How about Robbin Williams? Also brilliant and excellent timing. Can you imagone the two of them on stage at same time?
@TrainSounds6 жыл бұрын
RIP George Carlin, it’s been 10 years since you left us.
@Dill_Pickle19978 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can't be believe this guy and Alec Baldwin narrated Thomas the tank engine
@marioiacolucci8 жыл бұрын
cool
@kennellokc8 жыл бұрын
+VersipellistherogueChangeling And Ringo Star. George did Seasons 1-4 and Alec did 5-6. Ringo did the original narration for Seasons 1-2 when it first aired, George did 3-4 even on the original airings, same with Alec :3
@samoanfun118 жыл бұрын
+VersipellistherogueChangeling At least Carlin I can believe.
@BassGuitarGuy1288 жыл бұрын
Damn really? I didn't know that…
@johnzook75338 жыл бұрын
...and pray to Joe Pesci.
@demitrac.9082 Жыл бұрын
Greatest Comedian EVER !!!!
@ViperRebby9 жыл бұрын
"In the unlikely event of a water landing... Well what exactly is a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?! Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device. Well imagine that, my seat cushion, just what I need. To float around the North Atlantic for several days...clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
@prelanis9 жыл бұрын
+Vivian Rebstock "On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (AWE1549), an Airbus A320 piloted by Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles, made an unpowered emergency water landing in the Hudson River after multiple bird strikes caused both jet engines to fail." -Wikipedia
@themaj1x9 жыл бұрын
+Vivian Rebstock Hahahahahaha laughed so hard at this.
@ViperRebby8 жыл бұрын
+Big Dookie I was quoting my favorite part :). What he said is the same thing that runs through my mind when they go over the safety brief. I've always been a nervous flyer.
@ViperRebby8 жыл бұрын
+Big Dookie that is funny lol. So you're the only one out of the family that is bothered by flying? I think I've just watched too many mayday tv shows and air crash investigation. I can't stand the feeling of take off and the climbing of the air plane...I always feel like the bottom is going to fall out from under me...I just don't like planes. Unfortunately, because of my job I'm always flying...scares me every time no matter how often I fly.
@ViperRebby8 жыл бұрын
+Big Dookie I agree. You are more likely to survive a car crash than an airplane crash. Once an airplane starts falling out of the sky death is imminent.
@bretarmstrong63035 жыл бұрын
"Pre-suck my genital situation!" I love this man!
@fp2374 Жыл бұрын
Lots of memories first heard him at Gainesville FL simply the best !