George Carlin on soft language

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Rob Logan

Rob Logan

16 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite George Carlin bits in which he describes the sterilization of the American language. From the 1990 special Doin' it Again.
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@jarjarbinks4368
@jarjarbinks4368 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how pissed he would be if he found out when you search his name it says deceased instead of just dead
@smbsuperfan271
@smbsuperfan271 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ooga822
@ooga822 3 жыл бұрын
Kek
@thysonita2114
@thysonita2114 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@sg2823
@sg2823 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no the deceased didn't die: they "passed'.
@theinfinitynerd4954
@theinfinitynerd4954 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, George would blush at that one, good sir 😂
@np12804
@np12804 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die guys, he “passed away”
@tavoiaiono7885
@tavoiaiono7885 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@Killacorn
@Killacorn 4 жыл бұрын
OR EXPIRE
@rafique5337
@rafique5337 4 жыл бұрын
He would be proud of you haha 😂
@janbaltes2863
@janbaltes2863 4 жыл бұрын
He surrely wanted more ti die than ti pass away, but ok
@Seabee156
@Seabee156 4 жыл бұрын
Noah Parker he didn’t pass away, he “moved on to better place”
@user-ge7lz2ql4i
@user-ge7lz2ql4i 11 ай бұрын
My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.
@BL-sd2qw
@BL-sd2qw 5 ай бұрын
Lol 🤣 I'm sorry for your dad's deafness, btw 🫂
@StormsparkPegasus
@StormsparkPegasus Ай бұрын
You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.
@taylankammer
@taylankammer Ай бұрын
@@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)
@StormsparkPegasus
@StormsparkPegasus Ай бұрын
@@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 14 күн бұрын
The funniest thing is, your father can’t even hear the supposedly offensive language 😂 At least he’s immune to the verbal bullshit.
@Sclumsy
@Sclumsy 6 ай бұрын
“Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you?” Beautifully said.
@Nevilleg930
@Nevilleg930 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when influencers were just called sell-outs?
@Anudorini-Talah
@Anudorini-Talah 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.
@orezutic4685
@orezutic4685 4 жыл бұрын
man.. ethical core of this joke is outstanding one could go on and on and I couldn't agree with you more
@lastswordfighter
@lastswordfighter 4 жыл бұрын
I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.
@Anudorini-Talah
@Anudorini-Talah 4 жыл бұрын
Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.
@mrtoad1408
@mrtoad1408 4 жыл бұрын
They used to be called unemployed.
@johnnycheung5824
@johnnycheung5824 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of "You're fired", they say "You have been promoted to customer".
@braintwo3398
@braintwo3398 3 жыл бұрын
Or "Where gonna cut you loose"
@rd_films8064
@rd_films8064 3 жыл бұрын
Even worse: “We no longer require your services.”
@dpz9872
@dpz9872 3 жыл бұрын
I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done". And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly. Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥
@tanguy4533
@tanguy4533 3 жыл бұрын
"Customer is king" so it's obviously a win
@AndyAcker
@AndyAcker 3 жыл бұрын
"We've decided to let you go." What, you were holding onto me?
@garrickslagle2759
@garrickslagle2759 3 ай бұрын
I am no longer a short person, I'm vertically challenged
@tristonayter78
@tristonayter78 Ай бұрын
Haha. I say this at work all the time. Gets em every time.
@PaulHosey
@PaulHosey 18 күн бұрын
Lol or "little people" instead of midgets. I'm not saying you're that short but that's another example.
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 14 күн бұрын
Let’s call Dwarves Compact Humans.
@enigmaticchickenmcnobody
@enigmaticchickenmcnobody 13 күн бұрын
That's too insensitive these days, instead we use the term Vertical Growth Development Disorder
@vincentlussier8264
@vincentlussier8264 Жыл бұрын
No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!
@James-kv6kb
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
You need to watch a few Australian comedians absolutely no political correctness
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker... It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂 I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure! Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪
@barbarawitt9581
@barbarawitt9581 Жыл бұрын
The truth is funny 🤣
@spartanx169x
@spartanx169x Жыл бұрын
A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.
@James-kv6kb
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
@@spartanx169x it is a good recipe for good comedy it's being used for a thousand years
@OsmanOsman-ip6qc
@OsmanOsman-ip6qc 4 жыл бұрын
Strippers are now “exotic dancers”
@pladimir_vutin
@pladimir_vutin 4 жыл бұрын
lol! I bet they are more expensive now!
@TheTheschuhschuh
@TheTheschuhschuh 4 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing. Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.
@thecrakp0t
@thecrakp0t 4 жыл бұрын
Contract Genital Dancers
@mat7083
@mat7083 4 жыл бұрын
Erectile engineers
@Seabee156
@Seabee156 4 жыл бұрын
Financially-Entitled Cock-Teasers
@christinemathis4066
@christinemathis4066 3 жыл бұрын
This aged shocking well.
@zedlz
@zedlz 2 жыл бұрын
This has progressed through time in an surprisingly well manner that corresponds with the message it was intended to have during the time it was made.
@moonman2183
@moonman2183 2 жыл бұрын
@@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".
@zedlz
@zedlz 2 жыл бұрын
@@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".
@ryanmarbut1035
@ryanmarbut1035 2 жыл бұрын
@Ben Kenobi Good job, you got the joke 🤣
@zedlz
@zedlz 2 жыл бұрын
@Ben Kenobi isnt that the thing with euphamisms
@JabbaDeezNuts
@JabbaDeezNuts Жыл бұрын
"No one notified me of this... it just happened" That couldn't be more accurate.
@BenelliAkimbo
@BenelliAkimbo 2 ай бұрын
he didn't commit suicide he committed "self-deletion".
@NameNik223
@NameNik223 20 күн бұрын
According to KZfaq policy, a person can only "unalive himself"
@danielloyola3126
@danielloyola3126 4 жыл бұрын
This is not a comedy act. This is a life teaching seminar.
@ccgb92
@ccgb92 4 жыл бұрын
true
@OriginalDizzleKing
@OriginalDizzleKing 4 жыл бұрын
Okay boomer
@thelostsoul5531
@thelostsoul5531 4 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalDizzleKing ok follower. Way to be original! Loser.
@OriginalDizzleKing
@OriginalDizzleKing 4 жыл бұрын
@@thelostsoul5531 okay boomer stay mad 😂😂👌🔥👴
@danielloyola3126
@danielloyola3126 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Man many great musicians also send message through their song bruh.
@turbo8628
@turbo8628 5 жыл бұрын
Carlin's material has aged like a fine wine.
@tuckthomas
@tuckthomas 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal too (he was also a big Carlin fan)
@emncaity
@emncaity 5 жыл бұрын
Much of it, yeah. Some, not so much.
@phatmom
@phatmom 5 жыл бұрын
Timeless.
@vorshack8968
@vorshack8968 5 жыл бұрын
@@emncaity Can you give an example?
@misternormL
@misternormL 5 жыл бұрын
excuse me while I take a protein spill
@silvermaverick4549
@silvermaverick4549 Жыл бұрын
That's what I really loved about George Carlin. He wasn't afraid to call it what it was. The United States needs more of this type of honesty.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 2 ай бұрын
All it takes is courage
@gjtrue
@gjtrue Ай бұрын
34 years later and still hilarious and more accurate than ever.
@dschlicks
@dschlicks 4 жыл бұрын
Soon, we're going to be calling "serial killers" "life-deprivation enthusiasts."
@davesaenz3732
@davesaenz3732 4 жыл бұрын
That s a good one. Lol
@dschlicks
@dschlicks 4 жыл бұрын
@@davesaenz3732 Glad it made you laugh.
@gamingonlinux8943
@gamingonlinux8943 4 жыл бұрын
How about hookers, free enterprising young ladies.
@SR1Records
@SR1Records 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.
@GrahamCantin
@GrahamCantin 4 жыл бұрын
@@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing. "After a rampage causing the deaths of 14 people, Betty Cooper finally snapped out of her post-psychotic stress disorder, waking up in the middle of Riverdale holding the corpse of Veronica Lodge. This week's antifa protests have echoed even louder with the addition of the respawned citizens league representative's chants adding to the din. More on this story after this advertisement for Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. Next, on Ow, My balls..."
@vkvkvkvk
@vkvkvkvk 3 жыл бұрын
can we all spare a moment to imagine his comedic rage if he was still around?
@roni.s375
@roni.s375 3 жыл бұрын
where did he go
@vkvkvkvk
@vkvkvkvk 3 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's smiling down from heaven at us
@farhaddurrani1221
@farhaddurrani1221 3 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's dead af
@jondavey4437
@jondavey4437 3 жыл бұрын
He'd of been censored before he'd opened his mouth !! 😠
@tinnguyen2271
@tinnguyen2271 3 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's been diagnosed of not continue one existence in space-time
@blakelewison9872
@blakelewison9872 11 ай бұрын
Carlin was so far ahead of his time. It’s incredible looking back at his stand up and seeing all his predictions play out today.
@lifewater7066
@lifewater7066 11 ай бұрын
His mother must have been a teacher his vocabulary is perfect
@truthfulfree
@truthfulfree 7 ай бұрын
If you think this was good, check out his “Modern Man” monologue next :)
@DillyDilly13
@DillyDilly13 4 жыл бұрын
This man ever tell jokes? All I hear is truth.
@trillfaldon9983
@trillfaldon9983 4 жыл бұрын
Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy. Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."
@trillfaldon9983
@trillfaldon9983 4 жыл бұрын
@@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement. Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness. I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌
@vagabondwastrel2361
@vagabondwastrel2361 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it. As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor. Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke. One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.
@babeakuscaesar
@babeakuscaesar 4 жыл бұрын
@@johncooper3636 hell yes
@hockeyteeth
@hockeyteeth 4 жыл бұрын
Truth that makes you laugh.
@edwardsinger7644
@edwardsinger7644 3 жыл бұрын
Carlin may have passed away, but his words will never die.
@Ben-qu8pn
@Ben-qu8pn 3 жыл бұрын
Until he's unpersoned by Democrat Communist Corporate Media.
@nickasher7105
@nickasher7105 2 жыл бұрын
he's dead. Didn't went anywhere. But his words did, over your head
@LuigiTheMetal64
@LuigiTheMetal64 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin died, but his words and the comedy basics passed away to other generations.
@MahkRonAKash
@MahkRonAKash 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickasher7105 Issues?
@yuurishibuya4797
@yuurishibuya4797 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickasher7105 🤣🤣🤣
@mooparr
@mooparr 11 ай бұрын
This man spoke nothing but facts from the second he got on stage for the first time to the last time. And we all laughed anyway.
@Julietbrown45456
@Julietbrown45456 3 ай бұрын
Like he knew everything deeply
@coletteannemaud1340
@coletteannemaud1340 Жыл бұрын
I have 'shell shock' from years of mental abuse,you never really recover, but this guy defiantly helps, humour is the only way and starting again with a kind younger man.
@Dee010s
@Dee010s 4 жыл бұрын
"Im not fat..im big boned." Cartman, South Park
@thomaslang7992
@thomaslang7992 4 жыл бұрын
It's plus sized now it's so dumb
@BappO-is-me
@BappO-is-me 4 жыл бұрын
Im not fat, I'm poofy!
@yangerjamir0906
@yangerjamir0906 4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Iglesias ain't fat either, he's fluffy.
@swinetrek
@swinetrek 4 жыл бұрын
I'm calorifically challenged
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 4 жыл бұрын
Someone at my school said they were big boned and I started laughing uncontrollably. I was too polite to tell them they were fat.
@jkryanspark
@jkryanspark 5 жыл бұрын
What a shame he's "no longer with us."
@97Zeedo
@97Zeedo 5 жыл бұрын
@Omertà DocTones nah he ded
@leoelvis524
@leoelvis524 5 жыл бұрын
He is with us, he was a person, now he is an idea
@cletusbojangles187
@cletusbojangles187 5 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die or pass away, he reached his expiration date. Which means he’s still good for people that don’t believe everything they read
@dmtbass
@dmtbass 5 жыл бұрын
Leo Elvis that’s beautiful
@skylimitua
@skylimitua 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer rotted away
@vinny9152
@vinny9152 Ай бұрын
He didn’t kill himself, he unalived himself.
@dangero4559
@dangero4559 Жыл бұрын
His comedy truly is timeless.
@thesenate5913
@thesenate5913 3 жыл бұрын
"Your son's performance in class is alarming" "Maa'm your son is stupid"
@Takaichi666-
@Takaichi666- 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@a0flj0
@a0flj0 2 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. Could also be stinking lazy.
@thesenate5913
@thesenate5913 2 жыл бұрын
@@a0flj0 talent that does not test itseld stagnates And a genius that is not being used often stagnates to stupidity.
@waywardsoul4918
@waywardsoul4918 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@huskiehuskerson5300
@huskiehuskerson5300 2 жыл бұрын
I'd never sugarcoat once I become a teacher.
@thedraftdisorder1618
@thedraftdisorder1618 4 жыл бұрын
the most entertaining ted talk i have ever seen
@room111photography5
@room111photography5 4 жыл бұрын
Great observation!
@milanstevic8424
@milanstevic8424 4 жыл бұрын
Man, Carlin was special.
@milanstevic8424
@milanstevic8424 4 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.
@Bruno-rb2ou
@Bruno-rb2ou 4 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.
@austenhead5303
@austenhead5303 4 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss Seriously, the rude people are right. It's a searchable term. Google it. You'll get pictures and links and everything.
@DMacLean15
@DMacLean15 Жыл бұрын
This is another one of his gems that has only gotten truer and truer. This man was far ahead of his time!
@Marcomanexists
@Marcomanexists Жыл бұрын
One of my regrets is that I was too young to watch this man when he was still alive. I was only 8 when he died. Everyone should watch Carlin’s material. The fact that he said these things 30-40 years ago and they are more true now that ever is a testament to his intellect. He was a smart man who paid attention to the reality of modern society. His message is simple but nobody else communicates their ideas like Carlin. Rest in peace legend.
@kristinehatkinson7323
@kristinehatkinson7323 Жыл бұрын
The videos are like being there-- I was; these vids bring it back like today.
@alosim1541
@alosim1541 4 жыл бұрын
1990 - comedy 2020 - reality
@davidetralli3905
@davidetralli3905 4 жыл бұрын
1990
@aztn19
@aztn19 4 жыл бұрын
It was reality back in 1990. 30yrs later this comedic reality is still going strong
@wandacircus1667
@wandacircus1667 4 жыл бұрын
it never was comedy
@Guzzist11
@Guzzist11 4 жыл бұрын
@@wandacircus1667 It´s really like in Orwells 1984...down to the change of language....scary shit.
@pdecrinis
@pdecrinis 4 жыл бұрын
It was reality back then and it's still reality. Bullshitting ourselfes now even got mandatory. And Carlin is damn right.
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 4 жыл бұрын
Fired. "We're letting you go."
@genericegg7135
@genericegg7135 4 жыл бұрын
"Your services are no longer needed"
@IMN602
@IMN602 4 жыл бұрын
We ArE gOnNa HaVe To LeT yOu Go
@JustPlaying2020
@JustPlaying2020 4 жыл бұрын
Relieved of your duties
@robertfrank16
@robertfrank16 4 жыл бұрын
Or laid off. If Carlin heard that, he'd think that's a euphemism for masturbating.
@nicholasmitchiner8630
@nicholasmitchiner8630 4 жыл бұрын
"You've been promoted to customer"
@inancg
@inancg Жыл бұрын
The guy was a frikin genius and so far ahead of his time. Very underrated
@luisgaming3409
@luisgaming3409 Жыл бұрын
not underrated. hes goated
@SHANIA59
@SHANIA59 Ай бұрын
He is so smart! He really got in right on every subject! Too bad he is gone! We need him now more than ever!❤❤❤❤❤
@351cleavland
@351cleavland 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to George. I learned a lot and appreciated his comedy. I was really sad when, in 2008, his heart took a complete function respite.
@marundiir4241
@marundiir4241 2 жыл бұрын
George would've loved this.
@in_vas_por8810
@in_vas_por8810 2 жыл бұрын
He had a bum ticker 😔
@glytchd
@glytchd 2 жыл бұрын
"Ba-da 'Tss!" Good one :D Seamless incorporation with this Skit! I got a good laugh, thank you
@Junksaint
@Junksaint 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@LEXICON-DEVIL
@LEXICON-DEVIL 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't die of a heart attack his heart took a day off of work after never using a sick day or vacation days.
@karenh4058
@karenh4058 3 жыл бұрын
Used cars are now “pre-owned”.
@warrenharvey4420
@warrenharvey4420 3 жыл бұрын
A used car is a pre-loved vehicle.
@sigmasquadleader
@sigmasquadleader 3 жыл бұрын
I've never needed a professional certification to tell a new car from a used one hahaha
@brianrakes5413
@brianrakes5413 3 жыл бұрын
i've even seen preloved used cars 😳
@kezziekz
@kezziekz 3 жыл бұрын
PRELOVED now!
@davidbolha
@davidbolha 3 жыл бұрын
Same as women. 😂
@bigmyke2008
@bigmyke2008 Жыл бұрын
If only George was around this last decade, he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with
@ryandubyah2345
@ryandubyah2345 Жыл бұрын
Such a comedic genius, we need more Carlin in this world!!
@TheSuperQuail
@TheSuperQuail 5 жыл бұрын
"-and it gets worse with every generation." Yeah you weren't kidding, George.
@Misantroph0_Twitter
@Misantroph0_Twitter 5 жыл бұрын
TheSuperQuail SJWs have conquered America.
@aradicalkiwi806
@aradicalkiwi806 5 жыл бұрын
R. H. Yeah so true, if he was still alive he might be able to knock sense into them, seeing as he was a progressive and all.
@Shorty15c4007
@Shorty15c4007 5 жыл бұрын
@@Misantroph0_Twitter They tried but Trump inevitably won.
@AnonURnot
@AnonURnot 5 жыл бұрын
UberTech That was a battle of retards and the biggest one won.
@mikegee8812
@mikegee8812 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Kinnison, Dangerfield, Carson, and Pryor are rolling in their graves because of today's PC culture
@MrDlt123
@MrDlt123 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a 'wisdom-enabled orator.'
@danielwalker1207
@danielwalker1207 4 жыл бұрын
That's a good one, but doesn't foretell any comedic aspect. Orators are assumed to be wise, as it is.
@juandeznuts
@juandeznuts 4 жыл бұрын
How about stand up philosopher?
@wanbelstap168
@wanbelstap168 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Chappelle is now
@dougnulton
@dougnulton 4 жыл бұрын
Darrin Nunyah We added a hyphen!
@stvbrsn
@stvbrsn 4 жыл бұрын
Darrin Nunyah yep, and the old way of saying it: Poet
@leecrowder4934
@leecrowder4934 Жыл бұрын
I am so thankful that I got to see Carlin live….
@MisatoBestWoman
@MisatoBestWoman 9 ай бұрын
*Soft Language is the worst thing we invented* *George Carlin is a forever legend* I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.
@presde34
@presde34 Ай бұрын
We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language. Wait never mind that was too direct. We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.
@piesho
@piesho 4 жыл бұрын
1990: Soft language. 3 syllables. 2020: Political correctness. 7 syllables.
@ryankelsey9646
@ryankelsey9646 4 жыл бұрын
I try to counter this by just saying “PC”, but it still stands for the words.
@qaari3115
@qaari3115 4 жыл бұрын
PC is sterile
@markcangila1613
@markcangila1613 4 жыл бұрын
Political correctness is different. It's specifically on not saying language that is insulting and hurtful. That's different than making things look less important. Not using slurs is different than minimizing issues through words.
@AzureWiler
@AzureWiler 4 жыл бұрын
@@markcangila1613 oh yeah because saying I'm POC is different from I'm black which is POC is already implied but for some reason "black" could be offensive, see? Same shit, also when the fuck being black became a bad thing? Calling me poc won't make me a rainbow and sounds stupid
@markcangila1613
@markcangila1613 4 жыл бұрын
@@AzureWiler that's not what I think most leftists use poc to mean. It'a often using in bipoc which is literally "Black, Indigenous, People of color" it's used as a catch all for other non-white people.
@BeatsbyBlanch
@BeatsbyBlanch 4 жыл бұрын
Strip clubs are sometimes referred to as “gentlemen’s club”
@ursaminor9780
@ursaminor9780 4 жыл бұрын
That had to be the most ironic example of soft language I’ve ever heard.
@djiboutinationalanthem5252
@djiboutinationalanthem5252 3 жыл бұрын
Ima be honest with you that sounds like the most 1920's thing I've ever heard
@TheArchitectOfDreams
@TheArchitectOfDreams 3 жыл бұрын
Waffle House is now called "International House of Pancakes"
@grizzlyowlbear3538
@grizzlyowlbear3538 3 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen's club sounds like a posh word a bunch of 1800's aristocrats would use for their golf club or something
@ronin7561
@ronin7561 3 жыл бұрын
They're not called prostitutes anymore; they're called OnlyFans users
@MetalTeamster
@MetalTeamster Жыл бұрын
The war department became the department of defense
@lofisoul4310
@lofisoul4310 Жыл бұрын
shell shocked sounds like its a temporary thing that happens mid battle and is over after that, post traumatic stress disorder seems to refer to ongoing symtoms of trauma on the mind.
@user-gr8uz6mn3t
@user-gr8uz6mn3t 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, ptsd also covers far more bases and situations now than it did then so I understand that one.
@techleontius9161
@techleontius9161 3 ай бұрын
THIS! Something didn't feel quite right about him talking about PTSD. The term treats this state as a DISORDER, something that will haunt you for the rest of your life if not treated. Thanks for pointing this out. Your comment needs more likes
@tahamohammedi5898
@tahamohammedi5898 3 ай бұрын
That's just bullshit, PTSD is a bullshit term
@jamesiron4010
@jamesiron4010 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely none of that is true. The same could be said about using the word shell shocked if IT HAD CONTINUED TO BE USED. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a TikTok definition of something extremely weighted and devastating. If people with “PTSD” were “shellshocked” by traumatic upbringings or experiences they would have been treated more seriously. - A Person With “PTSD” from a life of abuse, violence, and addiction.
@mhmoran85
@mhmoran85 10 жыл бұрын
Torture became "Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
@Sixstringman
@Sixstringman 5 жыл бұрын
Man and women became "gender fluid transracial apache helicopter"
@Hekkle01
@Hekkle01 5 жыл бұрын
Water boarding became “tactical baptism”
@mtube620
@mtube620 5 жыл бұрын
"Involuntary Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
@raspiankiado4658
@raspiankiado4658 5 жыл бұрын
Then that became EIT.
@duke9555
@duke9555 5 жыл бұрын
@fml Lying becomes PIME, Post Incident Memory Enhancement
@DeathDefiant
@DeathDefiant 3 жыл бұрын
That "shell-shock, veitnam vet' thing hit hard
@nobodysbaby5048
@nobodysbaby5048 3 жыл бұрын
He had a wicked way of making his point. Would've made one hell of an attorney.
@SamsarasArt
@SamsarasArt 3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodysbaby5048 nah to be a good attorney you gotta be a bullshitter
@thearbyter7953
@thearbyter7953 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamsarasArt But he would be a masterful bullshitter, if he wanted to :)
@nickasher7105
@nickasher7105 2 жыл бұрын
Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands
@LuigiTheMetal64
@LuigiTheMetal64 2 жыл бұрын
Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.
@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 7 ай бұрын
So George didn't die. He just passed away. XD I miss him.
@TheCholopolo209
@TheCholopolo209 4 ай бұрын
I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.
@Anthony-pl2hk
@Anthony-pl2hk 4 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of his time Everything he said multiplied and worsened
@JohnSmith-fs8bu
@JohnSmith-fs8bu 4 жыл бұрын
I fear it’s only the beginning
@aztn19
@aztn19 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t ahead of his time; his timeless commentary was the kind of comedy we needed back then & to this day!
@OP-lk4tw
@OP-lk4tw 4 жыл бұрын
@@aztn19 yes he was, I don't hear a lot of people of his time talking about this issues, he saw them coming before they've fully arrived
@user-mw3fu8hz5b
@user-mw3fu8hz5b 4 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!
@philistine3260
@philistine3260 4 жыл бұрын
Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe. I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.
@user-ud9xc1hr3g
@user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 жыл бұрын
As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.
@thagodwecreate5179
@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and as a drug addict i hate the term "substance abuse disorder" ...I'ma junky and I don't "abuse substances"...I get high. Keep it real 💯
@baconboi4482
@baconboi4482 4 жыл бұрын
Is it fun being a deaf man?
@targaryenXoolf
@targaryenXoolf 4 жыл бұрын
how did you type this if you're deaf?
@shad0wrunner69
@shad0wrunner69 4 жыл бұрын
@@targaryenXoolf "deaf" is not "defingered" :)
@targaryenXoolf
@targaryenXoolf 4 жыл бұрын
@@shad0wrunner69 well how can he type if he can't see?
@ScottyDrake
@ScottyDrake 6 ай бұрын
As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!
@davinasquirrel7672
@davinasquirrel7672 Ай бұрын
He is as relevant now as he ever was. So on point. We are all now George-deprived.
@marcozapata6984
@marcozapata6984 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" George Orwell
@DeathScepter
@DeathScepter 4 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson He would have a very long list due to the political landscape today. Regardless how you feel about Trump, He will have plenty of material on him. Also He will rip the P.C. culture a new one.
@stevecollins5487
@stevecollins5487 4 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson or Hillary or any of them 😂
@falonsfox2585
@falonsfox2585 4 жыл бұрын
Every white person should spend some time researching the subtle evolution of the word Nation's definition over the last 100 years. It wasn't that long ago that being American, English, French or German meant you were white by definition. Funny how as we're stripped of the language to define ourselves as groups we are also stripped of our land and property. That's probably just a coincidence though.
@falonsfox2585
@falonsfox2585 4 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson Sorry for the TLDR, but I don't have to work today, and I think you probably interpreted my dog whistle correctly the first time and then generously chose not to leap to that conclusion. I am an unapologetic ethno nationalist, which is a phrase that had to be invented because words like patriot and nationalist have been corrupted (in my opinion deliberately). It's not that we're passively losing our identity. It's that we are being actively stripped of it. To be clear, I'm no fan of Trump, but during Trump's campaign Paul Ryan said Trump was a racist for claiming the Trump University lawsuit should not be presided over by a "Mexican" judge. Ryan said "to claim that someone can't do their job because of their race is pretty much the definition of racism". The media was quick to point out that the judge was born in Indiana. I used to be a liberal. One of the reasons I'm not anymore was watching liberals across the country pretend they didn't understand that Trump was very obviously saying the judge would be biased against him because of his campaign promises about cracking down on immigration and his claims that illegal immigrants from Mexico were rapists and criminals. When Trump called the systematic violation of our national sovereignty across the southern border a national emergency, the Mexican attorney general of California went on PBS to spew a bunch of nonsense about how it's somehow illegal for the federal government to enforce it's border laws. The importation of third world labor keeps wages down for working class Americans. Blacks are tricked into voting for it by being told immigration restriction from third world countries is racist. Whites are told opposing these policies is racist too, but since that doesn't always work, they're also told they're lazy, incompetent or entitled for not wanting to compete with desperate, starving denizens of the third world for jobs. Or they're forced to listen to some bullshit about free markets. I can't help but notice that wall street and the rest of the donor class would have benefited from either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Both were backed by the power structure of their respective parties, and both sought to court the growing Hispanic vote. I also can't help but notice that Bernie and Trump both wanted to put America's working class above immigrants and both were subjected to horrific attacks from within their own parties.
@dmw798
@dmw798 4 жыл бұрын
@@falonsfox2585 lol, the term ethno nationalist was invented by people like you to replace national socialist. Perfect example of what this video's about. And while I hate the terms racist and fascist being overused and misapplied in today's society, you are in fact a nazi.
@starkiller7212
@starkiller7212 4 жыл бұрын
Avoiding people is now “Social Distancing”
@n.ff.
@n.ff. 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer calling it “physical distancing”. It’s more realistic.
@moonflower6607
@moonflower6607 3 жыл бұрын
@@n.ff.^this.
@josegarcia9650
@josegarcia9650 3 жыл бұрын
@@n.ff. Avoid people just sounds mean that's why... Social distancing... 😂😂😂
@ZachariaZuehlke
@ZachariaZuehlke 3 жыл бұрын
MissLil Nova and it’s one more syllable!
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it's called "introversion"?
@sean8102
@sean8102 4 ай бұрын
Miss you George.
@janelliot5643
@janelliot5643 Жыл бұрын
"I don't like words that hide the truth" I need a plaque! We're with you, George
@Dr.Jekyll_
@Dr.Jekyll_ 4 жыл бұрын
“Control language and you control thought; control thought and you control action; control action and you control the world.” - Peter Kreeft
@tzera_rhuon
@tzera_rhuon 3 жыл бұрын
Hence the world wearing masks.
@stonks9755
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
@@tzera_rhuon hence rising death rate for inconsiderate people
@caseyb1346
@caseyb1346 3 жыл бұрын
@AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them. Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it. I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.
@stonks9755
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
@T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!
@driveasandwich6734
@driveasandwich6734 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds a lot like the Sarpin-Whorf effect, which is false
@iamkasaii8792
@iamkasaii8792 3 жыл бұрын
"You're fired" "You are relieved of duty"
@braintwo3398
@braintwo3398 3 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna cut you loose"
@rd_films8064
@rd_films8064 3 жыл бұрын
@@braintwo3398 "We no longer require your services"
@giovanniacosta2296
@giovanniacosta2296 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re promoted to customer”🤣
@Awibrahor
@Awibrahor 3 жыл бұрын
‘Laid off’. Not as good as ‘getting laid’.
@1112viggo
@1112viggo 3 жыл бұрын
"We have to let you go"
@Anfubvinch
@Anfubvinch Жыл бұрын
I wish Carlin was around to give us his input on trigger warnings, safe spaces, and micro agressions.
@wadexyz
@wadexyz Жыл бұрын
Incredibly high level comedy, and doing it later in life (when many comedians fade). Arguably the best comedian of all-time.
@H.pylori
@H.pylori 4 жыл бұрын
This is timeless. Hungry people now have "food insecurity!"
@thekat4493
@thekat4493 4 жыл бұрын
Homeless people are now "the unsheltered".
@jordana4936
@jordana4936 4 жыл бұрын
Rg Babahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahha
@madmettlepants7454
@madmettlepants7454 3 жыл бұрын
@TheKat Or "the homely challenged"
@catnium
@catnium 3 жыл бұрын
nutritionally challenged accommodation deficient individual. aka a starving homeless dude. count those syllables its 19 /drops mic ✊
@barbarakernohan1900
@barbarakernohan1900 3 жыл бұрын
@@catnium love it 💥
@halo-yt5mu
@halo-yt5mu 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not “short” I’m “vertically challenged.”
@adramalech3385
@adramalech3385 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not retarded, I'm mentally challenged.
@1977crabb
@1977crabb 4 жыл бұрын
No you're compact
@kshinokevin
@kshinokevin 4 жыл бұрын
because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )
@dicelusrayan9420
@dicelusrayan9420 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@GaddafisPlug
@GaddafisPlug Ай бұрын
4:50 his words have never been more true this guy was a prophet😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽
@heavnnnsent
@heavnnnsent Жыл бұрын
Watching George Carlin during my lifetime has so influenced the thoughts that pop into my head. Whenever a woman tells me she lost her husband, I have to stop myself from saying "where did you lose him, in the mall?"
@Badazztard
@Badazztard 4 жыл бұрын
The moment I heard "social distancing," I thought of Carlin.
@aztn19
@aztn19 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@thegwangster9097
@thegwangster9097 4 жыл бұрын
What should it be? “Stay the fuck away from each other?” That’s a bit long.
@we_are_nevertheless7305
@we_are_nevertheless7305 4 жыл бұрын
George Wang but there’s more life in the phrase and it isn’t so fucking robotic and indirect
@DavianSinner
@DavianSinner 4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@Justme77400
@Justme77400 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@aldrinmilespartosa1578
@aldrinmilespartosa1578 2 жыл бұрын
“I did not lose, I merely failed to win!”
@waywardsoul4918
@waywardsoul4918 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@joaquimrodriguez8961
@joaquimrodriguez8961 2 жыл бұрын
shut up
@michaelbarlow6610
@michaelbarlow6610 2 жыл бұрын
@ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!
@jamesbugbee6812
@jamesbugbee6812 2 жыл бұрын
Subvictorious.
@anormalguy511
@anormalguy511 2 жыл бұрын
So he... Lost?
@premabaul7570
@premabaul7570 Жыл бұрын
This will still be watched a thousand years from now.
@steampunkterminator3122
@steampunkterminator3122 Жыл бұрын
Shellshock is a more appropriate name for the stress trauma from combat while PTSD is better suited for stress traumas that aren't from the military
@AzaJabar
@AzaJabar 8 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't just a comedian he is a modern day philosopher, I love his honest commentary on society
@mdrautiii
@mdrautiii 8 жыл бұрын
+Aza Jabar I agree totally, and his commentary is valid today.
@MyREDTAIL
@MyREDTAIL 8 жыл бұрын
+Aza Jabar A Comic Genius also.? He had a High IQ also.
@PeanutStrawberry
@PeanutStrawberry 5 жыл бұрын
I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.
@classixdrummer
@classixdrummer 5 жыл бұрын
Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..
@silmarforbes4904
@silmarforbes4904 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda
@frymelly
@frymelly 2 жыл бұрын
My mother is a nurse, they changed “do not resuscitate” to “allow natural death” Spot on Mr. Carlin
@AleXoEx0
@AleXoEx0 Жыл бұрын
Ironically those two phrases have the same amount of syllables.
@Thatonedude917
@Thatonedude917 Жыл бұрын
That leaves "natural" up to interpretation If I think God's striking him down for heresy, I can resuscitate all I want
@matthall7359
@matthall7359 Жыл бұрын
No they didnt? I work in a hospital and the universal hospital records system, EPIC, still uses DNR/DNI
@jackjack4412
@jackjack4412 Жыл бұрын
That one is not bad because saving a life in the hospital is complex, so you have to be specific.
@GigaChadh976
@GigaChadh976 Жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s more specific
@kendanzan8088
@kendanzan8088 Жыл бұрын
such a brilliant mind he had. not always bright and sunny but truthful with himself always
@lindakleckner215
@lindakleckner215 6 ай бұрын
Soooo creative and😂FUNNY...I'm having involuntary bursts of voice😆...LOVE IT❤️❤️!
@briobrio6047
@briobrio6047 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn’t a a comedian He was just a funny philosopher...
@Rob.N.
@Rob.N. 4 жыл бұрын
Actually he was a philosophically skilled orator with comedic proficiency
@thenlnlkn
@thenlnlkn 4 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@HariSeldon913
@HariSeldon913 4 жыл бұрын
History of the World Part 1, in ancient Rome Mel Brooks' character (Swiftus) was a stand-up philosopher.
@vishushams
@vishushams 4 жыл бұрын
Copied comment..Plagiarism 😅
@Randomisticful
@Randomisticful 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rob.N. Saw what you've done there hahahahahaha
@JV-zl1ig
@JV-zl1ig 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaqr was later changed to "Content Creator"
@maximusmax4557
@maximusmax4557 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "influencer!"
@Scroteydada
@Scroteydada 4 жыл бұрын
That'll be useful when we migrate to a superior platform
@gravestomper4359
@gravestomper4359 4 жыл бұрын
@@Scroteydada u need a brain lad
@rad1cal300
@rad1cal300 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the term "KZfaqr" anyway so that's that.
@Kirealta
@Kirealta 4 жыл бұрын
@@maximusmax4557 I can't forget, i'll never forget......
@JustinProper
@JustinProper Жыл бұрын
This bit has aged like fine wine.
@peterthomson6161
@peterthomson6161 10 ай бұрын
Dude is so smart. You have to be a genius if you can simplify so everyone can understand.
@claredodd1258
@claredodd1258 3 жыл бұрын
Soft language: "Takes the life out of life " - George Carlin
@braintwo3398
@braintwo3398 3 жыл бұрын
Makes life seem like a game and you know how great video games are ya have lives.. well guess what reality has only one life and you better saver it
@cartercrum1490
@cartercrum1490 4 жыл бұрын
They’re not loot boxes there “surprise mechanics.”
@Sapsche
@Sapsche 4 жыл бұрын
It just works
@cartercrum1490
@cartercrum1490 4 жыл бұрын
No Todd, it doesn’t
@user-vl7du3xd8m
@user-vl7du3xd8m 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Blox117
@Blox117 4 жыл бұрын
gamers: why the hell is it called surprise mechanics? ea: well surprise buttsex was already taken
@JP-ww5vz
@JP-ww5vz 4 жыл бұрын
EA Sports - It's in your ass.
@bryanbregenza9740
@bryanbregenza9740 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin did not die, he retired from life.
@awdrifter3394
@awdrifter3394 Ай бұрын
He was isekai'd.
@judypurser6315
@judypurser6315 Жыл бұрын
He was way ahead of his time. RIP George Carlin
@godversesans5152
@godversesans5152 10 ай бұрын
Don't worry he's not dead he's unalived
@TanstA
@TanstA 4 жыл бұрын
Man I wish George was here to see the fuckery that is America today.
@SpaceScreaminJohn
@SpaceScreaminJohn 4 жыл бұрын
Lord Blanco I’m pretty sure he would have killed himself by this point.
@philllsxga.7737
@philllsxga.7737 4 жыл бұрын
Man you're not kidding!!! This world is F ed!!!
@CokeVoAYCE
@CokeVoAYCE 4 жыл бұрын
his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.
@GiacomoJimmi
@GiacomoJimmi 4 жыл бұрын
@Jay James Political correctness has nothing to do with Marxism.
@GiacomoJimmi
@GiacomoJimmi 4 жыл бұрын
@@CokeVoAYCE There’s plenty of people in the ‘mainstream’ protesting political correctness.
@AceW.Kermitcat
@AceW.Kermitcat 4 жыл бұрын
Reminder: this man narrated Thomas the Tank Engine back in the mid 80’s and early 90’s
@omega1575
@omega1575 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what?! First ringo Starr and now George Carlin
@AceW.Kermitcat
@AceW.Kermitcat 3 жыл бұрын
Omega157 yup, Alec Baldwin narrated too, but (as you probably would expect) he sucked at it.
@ucitymetalhead
@ucitymetalhead 3 жыл бұрын
He showed up on mad tv in a parody of thomas the tank engine as well.
@cadencurtis6784
@cadencurtis6784 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably what broke him
@jacobbigaj6168
@jacobbigaj6168 3 жыл бұрын
@@AceW.Kermitcat Baldwin was a bit of a mixed bag. Season 5 he was great. In Season 6, it was clear he was only doing it for the paycheck.
@F0XX7
@F0XX7 Жыл бұрын
Im handicapped, some mf calls me differently abled and I’m about to pull out this video.
@wolfsmaid6815
@wolfsmaid6815 Жыл бұрын
I´m about to have a baby in a few weeks and the hospital actually asked me whether I was the "birthing person".... my jaw dropped at so much stupid euphemisms. Why is "mother" such a bad word that it needs to be replaced?
@truthfulfree
@truthfulfree 7 ай бұрын
wolfsmaid6815 That’s to be “iNcLuSiVe” to mentally ill women who believe they’re a man born in the wrong body, who then still somehow manage to get pregnant. So now it’s ”pregnant person” and ”chest feeding” and all other kinds of insanity. But everyone in their right mind knows that only females can be pregnant, only females can menstruate, only females can be mothers. Congrats on your baby 😊 🤍
@jerkjoker1
@jerkjoker1 Жыл бұрын
I won't pass "away", I'll simply "break on through to the other side" 🤘🤘
@emichels
@emichels Жыл бұрын
Thanks, and remind Jesus that he wasn't transgender.
@svfin
@svfin 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't fired from my job, I was let go!
@danielsjohnson
@danielsjohnson 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. At least there's a slight difference between fired and laid off. Fired means it was your fault. Laid off means it wasn't.
@taoist32
@taoist32 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielsjohnson Actually, there’s no difference besides getting your money back if you are laid off. Fired, you don’t get a cent.
@jackiedavenport1028
@jackiedavenport1028 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not out of work....I'm between jobs!
@danielsjohnson
@danielsjohnson 3 жыл бұрын
@@taoist32 then that's still a difference.
@LuigiTheMetal64
@LuigiTheMetal64 3 жыл бұрын
There is also "being laid off".
@BlackieNuff
@BlackieNuff 4 жыл бұрын
Ugly people = "Severe Appearance Deficit" = S.A.D. Brilliant.
@annettespizuoco7715
@annettespizuoco7715 4 жыл бұрын
LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.
@ipodtouch495
@ipodtouch495 4 жыл бұрын
@@annettespizuoco7715 A joke is a joke. We can't and shouldn't ban everything that hurts someone's feelings.
@staceypakosta8186
@staceypakosta8186 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣🤩
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 3 жыл бұрын
@@annettespizuoco7715 Are you one of those SJW liberals? Then this is a wrong place. Go back to your Safe space.
@lotyjop8377
@lotyjop8377 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds even more offensive lol
@livefreeordie9925
@livefreeordie9925 Жыл бұрын
Legends never die in our hearts! RIP my man🥹❤️🙏😇
@arthurschildgen5522
@arthurschildgen5522 Жыл бұрын
These videos are older than I am, but I can’t help but laugh my ass off. My teacher used this vid. to exemplify euphemisms, and I have been watching these clips ever since.
@abdullahbadr899
@abdullahbadr899 3 жыл бұрын
"we didn't invade u, We freed you from your own people"
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 3 жыл бұрын
@Abdullah Badr Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.
@abdullahbadr899
@abdullahbadr899 3 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption they didn't, they will never be able to.
@samaradashwood1491
@samaradashwood1491 3 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption nice from americans to come share with us their gun collection we know how they're fond of that .
@geoffbarney5914
@geoffbarney5914 3 жыл бұрын
Allies excuse in ww2
@coderdbd
@coderdbd 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh look! the Americans came to give us free bullets, ain't that nice?"
@georgecorrea8530
@georgecorrea8530 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was a comedic genius. A philosopher with a sense of humor. He was brilliant at his craft. He is sorely missed. Rip legend. Gone but never forgotten.
@enternameder
@enternameder Жыл бұрын
@Julian-AJCP
@Julian-AJCP Жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better👍
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 Жыл бұрын
A true genius in every sense of the word.
@JoeKoOhNo
@JoeKoOhNo Жыл бұрын
Miss this guy...
@whatda7705
@whatda7705 Жыл бұрын
White Europeans build the modern world
@briandonahue3663
@briandonahue3663 9 ай бұрын
The best!! Got to see him 3 times!
@nirajdhawan
@nirajdhawan Жыл бұрын
The way he says and facial when he says "I'll pass away" has rolling 😂 so true and hilarious, rip
@MrHammer-pj9zx
@MrHammer-pj9zx 4 жыл бұрын
"Lies" are now "Alternative Facts" "Facts" are now "Offensive"
@larseunic
@larseunic 4 жыл бұрын
Libtard
@IDGAFS21
@IDGAFS21 4 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@IDGAFS21
@IDGAFS21 4 жыл бұрын
@@larseunic get a life
@larseunic
@larseunic 4 жыл бұрын
@@IDGAFS21 are u offended by facts and logic
@larseunic
@larseunic 4 жыл бұрын
@@IDGAFS21 u liberal can't take the heat
@ZanzibarBreeze
@ZanzibarBreeze 4 жыл бұрын
"Personnel" became "Human Resources"
@user-dk4py8bx1m
@user-dk4py8bx1m 4 жыл бұрын
...and it sounds as if people were a resource similar to money, water, gasoline e t.c. Sad, very sad!
@mahendra4352
@mahendra4352 4 жыл бұрын
... or "Human Capital"
@hughjones4049
@hughjones4049 4 жыл бұрын
"Personnel" became "Human Resources". Which is WORSE!! I'd rather be personnel. At least it's got the word "person" in it.
@DomakChard
@DomakChard 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the opposite of what Carlin is saying. "Human resources" is so much more brutally honest. You are just a resource that the company uses up...
@syeducchash2301
@syeducchash2301 9 ай бұрын
I love you George Carlin from my heart.
@Joker-11B-SYLV
@Joker-11B-SYLV 8 ай бұрын
That makes a lot of sense actually in reference to the “PTSD” skit… the more words they added the less they gave a sh*t. Correction, the less they GIVE a sh*t.
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