George Carlin - The Telephone

George Carlin - The Telephone - 1976.

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Hirnlego999

13 жыл бұрын

Classic George Carlin

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@bessamsam 12 жыл бұрын

that second in the beginning when he accidentally says "television" is the first time i've ever seen him misspeak

@mcp6885 4 жыл бұрын

He quite often stutters over his words but never seems to drop the ball

@DeceptseaN 3 жыл бұрын

The only other time was during his later stand up when he messes up he says "sorry..." and corrects himself...

@_Common_Logic_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@DeceptseaN - In his *Fat People* bit he stumbled over Joe sixpack's "Beer belly" and Belt buckle" ... Even geniuses are human. ;-)

@8cladgamer210 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@strangescience3414 3 жыл бұрын

He did it on purpose🙄

@TheJoemm 8 жыл бұрын

A very innocent George Carlin performance.

@CounterNerd 6 жыл бұрын

I love innocent Carlin. The stuff he did when he was older really is the grounds on which today's comedians stand, but they've made those grounds so worn out. I like a break from all the controversies and whiny conspiracy theories. Carlin's earlier stuff is a breath of fresh air in today's environment.

@Nuisance_Bear 6 жыл бұрын

CounterNerd dang, it IS dated, though. No, I’ve never in my life forgotten who I was calling during the ringing.

@TheMurlocTamer 6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Unger Because you phone shows the name of the person you're calling right before you hit call?

@davidmolina5023 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he had to have some routines for television that would pass the censors.

@ADEehrh 6 жыл бұрын

TheJoemm He was still fairly young and wasn't angry yet .

@trugangsta4real 11 жыл бұрын

Unlike a lot of other comedians, Carlin kept getting better and better. His routines became so polished as he progressed.

@marioiacolucci 2 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff

@DougCameraMan 6 жыл бұрын

His facial expressions and voices were what helped make him one of the best comedians back then.

@lordkevork 5 жыл бұрын

DougCameraman back then people talked to each other in person and had real emotions.. imagine that.

@michaelhunziker7287 4 жыл бұрын

His command of the English language is why Carlin is Top 5 All Time.

@williamg.2463 4 жыл бұрын

So true! I agree because that's half the reason why I'm laughing during his stand-ups

@lordkevork 4 жыл бұрын

eli mature lol way off. So far off that joke died of cancer before I read it. Peace. snowflake 😷😷😷😷😷😷

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordkevork why call me snowflake ? because you'r offended I called you boomer ? you'r the snowflake. boomer cry baby ahahah

@vovindequasahi 10 жыл бұрын

Facebook = The extreme version of "Everybody's there!"

@man_on_wheelz 8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Bexborn OMG yes!

@timgrinxx7068 6 жыл бұрын

Richard Bexborn truth Asf

@chriskuhl2406 6 жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder what the next social media website will be in the future that could possibly replaced Facebook. Or we'll possibly all be hooked up to VR or augmented reality headsets. Now everybody's there and not there at the same time, including their digital avatars. Then the God particle will develop with a unified field and we'll be in an alternate dimension to be able to reduce ourselves into gas molecules that dissolve into the upper stratosphere, separating in space into ionized electric charges of plasma moved by a magnetic field to form wavelengths of light energy as photons, x rays, and gamma rays cooled, slowed down, and condensed back into liquefied covalent organic molecules into our solidified selves, just to be reprogrammed again by the avatars of our own imagining. We will welcome these genomic digital cosmic overlords and worship them as divine beings with the belief in reincarnation by the wonders of regenerative medicine and modular genetic switches of cellular transcription into any organism phenotype we want to have with the help of recombinants and transposons.

@thomask2133 5 жыл бұрын

400th like 5 years later when fb is irrelevant

@a-lie-n 5 жыл бұрын

@@thomask2133 nice to know things revolve around you and your opinion

@OpEditorial 4 жыл бұрын

These days the "telephone" is a seldom used app... on your telephone

@kinggrooms7473 4 жыл бұрын

Fucking funny as shit

@owenhunt 3 жыл бұрын

@@kinggrooms7473 So why aren't you laughing, Doc? Whatsapp me the answer. I'm busy tapping DAT ASS on lvl 1565 on Toy Blast.

@kinggrooms7473 3 жыл бұрын

What...

@michellecottrell3553 3 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

@felixmadison5736 8 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a great observer of the American way of life. He had us down pat!!! What we took for granted he took to the bank.

@cybercat29 8 жыл бұрын

I agree with you 100%.

@Mr.56Goldtop 8 жыл бұрын

And told us about it!

@trillfa9774 6 жыл бұрын

Oscar Robinson if he were alive today and of sound body and mind he’d have lots of fun with the current state of our affairs no doubt about it!

@RubHerSoul1 5 жыл бұрын

He earned that bank!

@chocomanger6873 5 жыл бұрын

Comedian level = Canadian

@rishavkumar1334 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's more than 40 years old.. George Carlin was an icon.

@jessicalee333 6 жыл бұрын

"Officer, we have a complete moron over here." is my favorite line.

@WASTEOIDx 8 жыл бұрын

he was born an old man I swear

@collinjensen6671 6 жыл бұрын

chris gomez Correction he was born an “old fuck”

@rolandfitzgerald1475 6 жыл бұрын

Collin Jensen no your a loser fuck. He was a genius one of the greatest comedians ever......

@StarlightTigger 6 жыл бұрын

"But now that I'm an old fuck, and that's what I consider myself to be, an old fuck. Old fuck is a very special term. It's not like old man. Old man is different. Old man isn't really a time in your life or a period of years. It's an attitude. Old man is a point of view. It's a way of looking at things. Some guys are old men when they're in their 20's." -George Carlin, 2008

@xaenon 6 жыл бұрын

+roland fitagerald Carlin often described himself as 'an old fuck'.

@collinjensen6671 6 жыл бұрын

roland fitzgerald yeah he was a genius, he was a genius old fuck

@Priyo866 4 жыл бұрын

Even with 70s TV rules against swearing, he was an absolute comedic gem. English isn't even my first or second language, but this man never fails to make me laugh. Rest in peace George.

@arthurward7073 2 жыл бұрын

George was the only person that could make mankind laugh at itself.

@smh9902 9 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, could you imagine what he would do today regarding the phone?

@aflybzzz 9 жыл бұрын

Joe Schmoe The phone is bullshit! It tells you everything by ringing! *ring* it's my dad! *ring* it's my facebook! *ring* It's that guy who's been stalking me for 4 years!

@smh9902 9 жыл бұрын

Negativepicksal "The Most I Have!" LOLOLOL you fucking nailed it. Plus one.

@davefs25 9 жыл бұрын

Joe Schmoe "im gonna connect them with spaceships and underwater cables!!!!"

@rellicbeats 8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Schmoe good lord he'd roast so much of today lmao

@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Schmoe george carlin: these fuckin teens these days.....with their phones, they dont even use the phone part, and worse, the girls......they are on twitter 24/7.........when they are sucking off their boyfriend, do they also tweekt ungh ungh ungh ungh like the sound of a cock goin into her mouth? put the fucking thing, what ever it is, smart phone, why is it so smart, huh? because it wants to consume your idtentity, yeah, thats rihgt, they really do, it wants to know yourexact location so when you dont pay your phone bill they know where to shove the reminder.

@signifidelica2819 6 жыл бұрын

"Margaret, water cooler" "PHONES GOING OFF" "How you gonna connect them? ... WIARE"

@DocLantern85 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off when he said, "Quick! Get it before it peaks!!"

@wesleyalan9179 4 жыл бұрын

@@DocLantern85 ..haha! Yeah!

@filipkaravas603 3 жыл бұрын

Its way funnier when written holy sh*t😂

@marioiacolucci 2 жыл бұрын

Connect the dots

@donwilson8299 4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how funny he has been his entire life. I had no idea he started so young (Long before this)

@cbro777 5 жыл бұрын

LOL he was hands-down the most brilliant comic who ever lived. The places his mind goes it's just astounding. Observational humor at its best.

@omairsh8 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, and the sheer content he had was insane. Don't know how we wrote & memorised so much material. Genius

@stevencoil402 2 жыл бұрын

Memorized dumbass

@nordfreiheit 5 жыл бұрын

I love how his earlier comedy was more just satirizing different aspects of regular life and making fun of the absurdity. The older he got, the more his absurdism turned to nihilism, the fewer jokes he was making, the more he was just making statements of fact.

@Hirnlego999 5 жыл бұрын

If you read his last book he says that he was often attacked for making fun of small things, that he brought nothing new to the table. This made him move closer to big ideas, more timeless things... he also found it funny to bring up ideas which people do not want to think about, this is why he talked quite a bit about uncomfortable topics.. you might not laugh the first time you see it as much as regular comedy, but many keep coming back to it, and that's why Carlin is part of pretty much any list of influential comedians.

@Medytacjusz 4 жыл бұрын

@@Hirnlego999 there's nothing more timeless than the absurdity of regular life

@leahsahaas5855 4 жыл бұрын

I like the "Hippie,dippy weatherman!

@SPNKr16 4 жыл бұрын

@@Medytacjusz Yep. The older Carlin became, the less comedy and funny he was doing. It went to the point of nearly no comedy. How is that for "comedian"? And how come nobody drew the line in what was a true comedian's job? To keep you laughing and happy while they're up on the stage. Talking "truths" is not funny. If it is, it's to brush off the fear one perceives from such truth. Doesn't make it "comedy" or "humour" though. Agreed, absurdity of regular life and unnoticed observations are timeless and define stand-up comedy (especially when all-ages audiences are considered). The next defining topic is vague sexual references, like what came out of Vaudeville and actors like Laurel & Hardy. Not directly talking about people fucking but being risky and enough to get a child in trouble for spinning such a thing on the turntable. Times have changed so much and we forget what real comedy is.

@sobreaver 4 жыл бұрын

@@SPNKr16 I think the older he was getting, the more he wanted to make his work 'relevant' in the sens that he cared less and less about pleasing the crowd (his career established somehow, he was less fighting to be on the stage and more fighting for what we were left with once he's off the stage) and more and more about making the audience think, not just dozing them off with some laugh. Despite his imperfectness, I think he was trying to make the world a better place in his own way and what I remember Goerge for is this, when fooled, would you know if you have been folled ?

@TrainTrackTrav 2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that 50 years later, we now tell people their phone is going off.

@jamespavitt3814 5 жыл бұрын

He makes it look easy, but this kind of stuff is very, very hard to pull off well. As well as being funny, he has great comedic technique.

@ImNotLuthien 7 ай бұрын

I think is his oratory. And the rythm he says things with. Besides he makes fun of nonsensical daily things.

@btmacie 10 жыл бұрын

"We gon' balance dem on poles!"

@richardgates7479 6 жыл бұрын

Well, they already had telegraph poles at the time.

@Noneofyourfuckingbusiness12 5 жыл бұрын

This is completely fake considering they didnt even have phones back then

@Dan-ob7it 4 жыл бұрын

@@Noneofyourfuckingbusiness12 Troll fail!

@Jpw824 3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna* not we

@frostychickenprods 10 жыл бұрын

I love that he makes Bell sound like a dangerous insane hick.

@seikibrian8641 5 жыл бұрын

@Jim Sirette What do you mean by "she"? Alexander Graham Bell was a "he."

@lifewuzonceezr 5 жыл бұрын

Lol Ma Bell ..

@seikibrian8641 5 жыл бұрын

@@lifewuzonceezr But George Carlin wasn't doing an impression of Ma Bell (a company), he was doing an impression of Alexander Graham Bell (a man).

@matthewfinlay5583 5 жыл бұрын

Glad he wasnt Alexander Graham Siren

@CptChandler 4 жыл бұрын

In essence, you love tearing down the people who made it possible for you to transcribe your thoughts into words and send them out for everyone else to agree with. Neato.

@SRB57 5 жыл бұрын

This is gold. R.I.P. Carlin. I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us .

@terralee9339 4 жыл бұрын

George is in heaven, hes keeping them all laughing.

@jonessoda4me1 4 жыл бұрын

SMB 91 he’s probably screaming stop gathering SO MUCH STUFF!!!!!!!!!

@lilbaby_1 3 жыл бұрын

Real ones understand

@YOUNGSLIME999 3 жыл бұрын

It u understood this u will know this comment isn’t a diss

@davidwolfhudson 2 жыл бұрын

@@terralee9339 It's a reference to a joke he made in his final special, "It's Bad For Ya."

@andywolan 5 жыл бұрын

Now telemarketers call constantly to ensure that “everyone is there”.

@Patrick-ud3vu 3 жыл бұрын

Almost 50 years later and George Carlin's commentary is still relevant and he's still making people laugh! Thank you George.

@theomegaconcern9564 5 жыл бұрын

The sheer body of work Carlin produced is mind boggling

@dianaficarrotta2460 5 жыл бұрын

George is in heaven making the angels laugh. Miss him! 😂

@brianmilligan1787 2 жыл бұрын

Yea he is saying there's a man who lives in the sky did you hear that one It's a wonderful life Every time a bell rings There's a fire in he'll Every time an angel gets their wings They fan the fire But he loves you

@BlackieBloomberg Жыл бұрын

He's screaming up at us

@omairsh8 4 жыл бұрын

1:44 ALWAYS gets me, his inflection & facial expressions are GOLD

@ivyvines6708 9 жыл бұрын

I know that this is some of his older stuff, but It is seems like it is even more relevant today for sure. I believe that I spend more time on hold today than back in those days. And for everybody reading this, your all there.

@jabaridd 8 жыл бұрын

yes i'm here, you still there?

@terrancevanliew1814 7 жыл бұрын

jabaridd Everybody's there

@patr7240 6 жыл бұрын

I'm still here

@ModelTrainOutsider 5 жыл бұрын

Older stuff??? He started in the late 50s. This is mid 70s.

@allemander 4 жыл бұрын

My what?

@frostychickenprods 10 жыл бұрын

i almost never laugh out loud when watching a video sitting here alone but omg carlin gets me every time. that alexander graham bell impression..carlin looks like manson here lol

@droptopsixfo 11 жыл бұрын

Man, I miss those funny little circumstances like calling someone and forgetting who I just dialed. Such things don't exist anymore, and it's rather sad

@KaritKtana 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, his face is so elastic!! The voices, the expressions, I didn't expect this 😂👏

@Hrimthur666 9 жыл бұрын

That face... XD Back then he sometimes looked like Charles Manson XD I love him! I miss him!

@PurnimaThakerDhorajiwalapRTd 3 жыл бұрын

'Time for George' in his little suitcase as well as in reality...are so precious. Every body should be aware of his contribution to in bringing awareness about what we are not aware about... Thank you.

@donaldhill1758 2 жыл бұрын

It has been an amazing journey witnessing the evolution of G. Carlin.

@KRAFTWERK2K6 12 жыл бұрын

It's always time for George! Today more than ever!!

@murray821 4 жыл бұрын

Being on hold, the moment your time is worth less for them compared to their time for you.

@eternalmiasma5586 5 жыл бұрын

This is one of his best. I freaking love his voice he does for G Bell

@marioiacolucci Жыл бұрын

He was a genius Graham bell

@jaykay4137 5 жыл бұрын

it's always time for george

@mrmojorisin71075 10 жыл бұрын

george carlin pure comedy genius and tremendous observationalist thanks for caring so much and making us laugh and that hard to do when there's utter kaus happening in this county and all over this fucked up planet. R.I.P GEORGE

@jeffreygranger6913 6 жыл бұрын

J Mcginley Chaos?

@imdjc4 4 жыл бұрын

Little did George - the visionary - know that his opening sentence would be much more applicable today than it was back then.

@daveallender4375 5 жыл бұрын

Was lucky to see him 3 times. Great comedic mind. Gallagher was also right up there with him. Their observations were spot on.

@lydiareymer7337 5 жыл бұрын

Miss you Georgie✌👍💕💙💗🍃🍃🍃🍃R. I. P.

@hidalgokaballiero 5 жыл бұрын

i totally remember callin' someone and forgettin' whom :D

@gamerdad9870 6 жыл бұрын

carlin is like a fine wine once it is gone its another 100 years before you get one just as good

@Stop_The_Car 5 жыл бұрын

[Every time my one roommate comes home.] Roommate: Hello? Me: Hello. Roommate: Hello. Me: Everybody's here. [Then I chuckle to myself knowing she doesn't get it.]

@knittingnana2939 5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the words that dont go together. Military and intelligence , jumbo shrimp, im not getting on the plane-im getting in the plane and finally you dont answer a telephone, you question it HELLO???

@richarddarlington1139 5 жыл бұрын

Did you forget, "pretty ugly?"

@donjohnson7194 5 жыл бұрын

George Carlin is so good brings back memories, he's one of the greats along with Lenny Bruce both way ahead of there time..old school good shit

@WFerraro 11 жыл бұрын

For people who don't think this is funny, remember that comedy has changed significantly since then and George is partly the reason it did. But even if you don't find this funny, you have to appreciate the man's command of stage and showmanship. These are the techniques he used, along with mastery of language, to make his social commentary that much more hilarious.

@FerociousSniper 8 жыл бұрын

It would've been really interesting to see him revisit phones nowadays.

@jeffreygranger6913 6 жыл бұрын

Quintus Aurelius Symmachus Would be.

@antonioalbul00 4 жыл бұрын

He's ded

@bobjohnson8900 5 жыл бұрын

This guy was so hilarious

@sprintingblue 10 жыл бұрын

What's pretty funny is that today people actually do say that the phone went off...

@theDavidChannel1 4 жыл бұрын

Because the "ringer" has been replaced by siren sounds lol

@leftyspade 2 жыл бұрын

Watching Carlin for 40 years but first time seeing this, fucking brilliant!

@nicholasheideman9572 2 жыл бұрын

i wish it was always "Time for George"

@spiderbaby420 9 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. GEORGE

@radicalabsurdism669 5 жыл бұрын

Best into ever: "It's time for George." No excitement whatsoever.

@ktnkbdle278 2 жыл бұрын

I always loved his skit on feeding your dogs rubber bands so that when they go #2 you could grab it by the band and fling it in your neighbors yard. Or if you feed your dog Christmas tree tinsel they could make “shiny $hits!”

@hirofox85 10 жыл бұрын

Wow. I'm so glad that George Carlin was the type of comedian who changes up their routine. Could you imagine him still doing this in the '90s or '00s? He'd never be able to book a gig.

@Laura-6887 6 жыл бұрын

Hiro Fox imagine what he be like today if he was still alive

@canaan5337 6 жыл бұрын

Hiro Fox this was a TV show in 1975. In 1975 if you wanted to be a comedian on television you had to work clean or you wouldn't be on television if you saw him in a nightclub in 1975 he was doing shit like the 7 dirty words that can't be said on TV or radio so you see the problem with doing that act on TV

@dylanhills4974 6 жыл бұрын

He got to the point where he would do a routine, do it, scratch it and start fresh. It's a very difficult thing to do. It's why you don't hear a lot of repeated stuff from him.

@vitoguttilla2926 6 жыл бұрын

Hiro Fox He died back in 2008.

@optimisticwhovian1726 5 жыл бұрын

what are you on about this routine would be as relevant today in 2019 with everyone on phones as it was in 1976, just now theyre mobiles...

@imsohigh4520 5 жыл бұрын

If only he knew this would be watched on a phone by a person who was put on hold by a commercial.

@TheRedFist92 4 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@misspinkpunkykat 11 жыл бұрын

I LOVE his expression as he says, "I'm goanna balance 'um on POLES!"

@janetremsing6988 2 жыл бұрын

Wait ‘til caller I.D.!! There’s NO escape from that awkward situation! 😂

@petermrgoudas7572 7 жыл бұрын

I am taking the opportunity here to say "Chapeau" to the late George Carlin. A dazzling and insightful fellow who knew how to convey, while putting his ideas forth and make you laugh in the process. Mr. Carlin zealously delivered his controversial and spirited presentations without looking at notes which demonstrated a remarkable knowledge of history, cultures, and capability to memorize an enormous amount of information, facts, and stories old and recent. George Carlin was simply "one of a kind" Thanks to the Internet; we can today appreciate and value his work as he brightens up the globe with laughter. George; the world misses you and will never be the same without you!

@ponchoonchmoncho3691 5 жыл бұрын

Well, I honestly think that he was like one of the best comizs ever. Period.

@anthonyslazas2898 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like wolf man Jack .

@allemander 4 жыл бұрын

Unclaimed Furniture Mart. Ask for Donna!

@lukejohnson3048 3 жыл бұрын

He was a disk jockey at one point

@anthonyslazas2898 3 жыл бұрын

@@lukejohnson3048 back in the 70's and 80's

@TheOrangeRanger 4 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a national treasure.

@redmr2na Жыл бұрын

Was and IS

@bernadettepergolese4607 5 жыл бұрын

WOW ... I MISS YOU GEORGE .... RIP ... I WAS WONDERING WHAT HE WOULD SAY ABOUT TODAY ??? EVERYONE WITH A CELLPHONE ..... AUGUST 7, 2019 ....

@MikeLive1285 10 жыл бұрын

It's great how some of this stuff is still relevant today. I hate being put on hold.

@nickmagrick7702 8 жыл бұрын

man his classic stuff was even better

@jeffreygranger6913 6 жыл бұрын

HolyMateria I want to apologize for the mixup in the flood warnings.I especially apologize to the former residents of Roger,Illinois.Caught those cats napping!

@WildBluntHickok 5 жыл бұрын

Now THERE was a man who could write material. "I think I'm going to focus on the telephone this month..." One month later: the funniest 5 minutes on the subject of telephones you've ever seen.

@dsrtflwr6093 5 жыл бұрын

I loved Carlin when I was a kid. My ex husband and I got a chance to see him in Vegas in the late 90s. So full of hostility. But he was still funny. I still like him.

@alworkedup 8 жыл бұрын

This was in the middle of the Tony Orlando & Dawn Show, usually cleaned-up versions of routines I had already heard on George's albums. Still, I really enjoyed seeing him on TV :) :) :)

@robertward8130 6 жыл бұрын

alworkedup Didn't start the mean old man who cusses act until he got.... well, old.

@assortedhuman5168 7 жыл бұрын

And then we had phones in pockets, without wire.

@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын

Assorted Human you mean WIYA’

@joshuabaker6013 5 жыл бұрын

WHAH. Wire? WAA. Have wia coming back e'ry one, hang wiya coming back o the phone.

4 жыл бұрын

Morons must speak a different language in the 5 boroughs if they're going to not pronounce R's.

@livingislearning2227 5 жыл бұрын

he was George,he is and always will be The Great George Carlin!

@scissors656 3 жыл бұрын

i remember picking up the phone;and hearing strangers talking. it was called a party line.....

@RadioCity96 12 жыл бұрын

i've never opened up a thesaurus... i just watch Georges videos. lol

@WesleyStCroix 5 жыл бұрын

He was upset at the begining when he said "television"

@solidcell6568 4 жыл бұрын

Could have done a similar take on televisions tbh. 'Ima put a flashy noise box into everyone's homes. Connected by wire!'

@omairsh8 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he didn't seem to like it at all when he occasionally slipped up, another instance was during the "Time" bit

@sobreaver 4 жыл бұрын

True, I saw a later interview of him saying 'deliverance was like a song, you go tadada, tadadi and BAM', I think he was upset that he missed a note there knowing he slightly disturbed the flow he had so carefully prepared for the audience ;)

@MHK1961 3 жыл бұрын

"Alexander Graham Siren... the phone would go off...LOL 😁😁😁😁😁...my favorite of his routines

@georgegates526 2 жыл бұрын

First time I saw this one. It's good!

@MegaGeneral1 6 жыл бұрын

I think that is a really interesting idea of everyone talking to each of on hold. You could have interesting conversations.

@dianeridley9804 5 жыл бұрын

Party line! Only 2.99 per minute

@OdinVonTogan 11 жыл бұрын

Alexander Graham Bell - I'm really glad his name wasn't Alexander Graham Siren. Awesome.

@ilkhgs 5 жыл бұрын

This is why George Carlin is a genius.

@TheNewWorldMan69 11 жыл бұрын

George is timeless

@steventhomas5420 7 жыл бұрын

coke's a helluva drug. we love you George x

@potnoodles4life171 5 жыл бұрын

What you gon do with it Alex? Alex= 'everywhere' 😂

@annmarieperry1686 4 жыл бұрын

Potnoodles4life Alex graham bell the guy who invented the telephone ☎️☎️☎️

@UltimateEnd0 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@sickman1655 3 жыл бұрын

Always great 😅 thank you, everyone there.

@robertreynolds9228 5 жыл бұрын

Man i miss you goerge! 1976 i was 9 yrs old my mom watched capt & tineal sometimes and i remember seeing you on show a few times. I laughed then and i laughed for many years until your passing. Hope you found pease sir.

@anonymike8280 2 жыл бұрын

Captain and Tennille.

@krisfox9833 11 жыл бұрын

He got a lot funnier as he got older. As his material became more sinical.

@thecowboy9698 8 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade.

@dylancaleb4169 7 жыл бұрын

I literally just finished that before going on KZfaq, and thought the exact same thing, then read this comment halfway through the thought, spooky how it all works out sometimes

@Bendijester 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe this skit is what Billy Bob based his character on for Sling Blade since George did this first.

@t.r.s.eakamuneebatif9173 5 жыл бұрын

When the channel's name has nostalgia in it, you know you are going to have a good time

@trevormcintosh5564 3 жыл бұрын

My grandparents names were Bob and Margaret and that was spot on...

@211Appolo 9 жыл бұрын

Hello?

@davefs25 9 жыл бұрын

211Appolo hello. everybody is here

@ahmadamoorah5048 8 жыл бұрын

Hello

@SkittySk8616 6 жыл бұрын

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIDE!

@Dante-lp3bz 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody's there

@vicious3772 5 жыл бұрын

Death 🤘💀

@alworkedup 8 жыл бұрын

WOW! George's imitation of Alexander Graham Bell is absolutely perfect. Much better then Don Ameche ;)

@BriRog68 5 жыл бұрын

LOL I haven't thought of Don Ameche in years. I always thought he was kind of cool. Definitely no George though!

@1959hogryder 5 жыл бұрын

It took me a long time before I realized it was Not ...Donna Meechy ...... LOL

@OswaldMosley-rr5fg 5 жыл бұрын

I lreally enjoy this older material much more than what he done later in life.

@davidcastaneda2405 3 жыл бұрын

Today no one can't live without one you feel hopeless and cunfused and lost of your everyday life. ..

@Planckepoch592 6 жыл бұрын

He really hardened as he aged. He seems so loveable when he's young lol. Would've never guessed he'd age into a cantankerous angry man. Still loved him though.

@georganna.2371 5 жыл бұрын

Was that Tony Orlando? Carlin is always relevant!

@Oddree 11 жыл бұрын

"Its time for George" Made me sad

@aomerkheddam483 Жыл бұрын

What a beautiful mind!!

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 жыл бұрын

That's "Chico!" (Chico and the Man) and we know where the Slingblade voice came from now

@taffykins2745 4 жыл бұрын

To me it looks like Tony Orlando (Tony Orlando and Dawn variety show).

@rickmanley767 4 жыл бұрын

Tony Orlando

@jenniferbassfirstchannel 5 жыл бұрын

Wish he was alive today. I wonder what hed make jokes about now! Lol!

@KnaGGelMan 4 жыл бұрын

Probably the "climate crisis"

@laragreene8328 4 жыл бұрын

Ever forget who youre calling? Yes when I call to pay a bill and they leave you on hold for more than 10 minutes....I tell them Ive been on hold so long I forgot who I was calling....then they tell me...lol

@joechapmannn6557 3 жыл бұрын

Love all the comments george was great educating. While telling the truth. And making us laugh until we cry. Comedy / laughing really brings clarity. And shows us that our problems arnt as serious as weve built them up to be thanks joe