heh. GO FOR IT.

LoL 😂💯

Yeah? REALLY? WOW. you are so smart.

Really? 🤔 *checking* Ah, yes. There it is: "Estimated time of death.... MO: being run over by a drunk politician whilst nude biking in the freeway?! What? *Why* ? 😐

Yeah except.............somethin ain't right.

True words of wisdom 👏

A___Tailor This is what the Bible said will happen to all people, satan and demons and the universe in the future. before you live your life, find out if God is real so that you can do what he requires of you before you die so that you would not end up in hell fire after death, for failing to fulfill your purpose on this earth. God did not bring us here to this world to come and be enjoying and be making a show. Enjoyment is waiting for us in the next world which is the everlasting world, the spiritual kingdom called heaven. If God brought us here to enjoy, only holy people would be enjoying all their lives, while sinners would be suffering all their lives and be destroyed from the earth. We are here to be tested with his commandments and laws. Those who passed by worshipping God and repented from their sins and believed in Yahushua(Jesus) and lived holy all their lives, will receive everlasting life where there is no more sorrow, pain, crying, suffering, hunger, thirst, sickness and death. Only everlasting happiness. While those who failed by refusing to worship God and repent from their sins and believed in Yahushua(Jesus) and lived holy all their lives, will end up in hell fire, where the worms that eats people never die and the fire that burns them is never put out as Yahushua(Jesus) said. On the day evil people are resurrected from their graves, and had been judged and found guilty of sin, they will then be transferred and thrown into the lake of fire together with satan and demons to be destroyed and separated from God forever. And the Bible calls the lake of fire the second death. As it is written in the Bible, After the testing is over, God will destroy the earth with fire from heaven to wipe out all the evils that has been committed on it. On that day, everything that human beings has built and all other things on earth, will be melted by the fiery fire. Everyone will be in terror and be begging God for mercy. But it will be too late. That is what is about to happen right now. All the signs of the end of the world. As written in the bible, The earthquakes, famines, pestilences, floods, distress of nations, with perplexity, wars, rumors of wars, chaos on earth, natural disasters, etc. all these disasters are not what God will use to destroy the earth. All these are just signs of the coming of Yahushua(Jesus), signs of judgment day, and signs of the day of THE LORD which is the day of YAHUWEH. That is why the time we are now is called the last days. After Yahushua(Jesus) had return for the second time, to take the holy christians to heaven so that they would not experience all these horrors and sufferings, all hell will break loose on earth. The Antichrist will come to the earth and demons from hell will also come to the earth and will be torturing and devouring people. There will be no where to hide. We are in the last days to the day all these horrors will begin after Jesus had returned to take the holy Christians to heaven and also to the terrible day of THE LORD where God will destroy the entire earth with fiery fire from heaven. After the earth is destroyed, and all sinners, the antichrist, satan and all demons who had cause people to do evil, had been wiped out of the earth, God will then transform the earth into a new indescribable beautiful paradise earth. Then all holy followers of Jesus who had died and had been resurrected from their graves and had gone up to heaven with Yahushua(Jesus) during his second coming to the earth, before the earth was destroyed and together with all other holy people, will live on that new paradise earth forever. And the bible also said that not only will God create a new earth but that he will also create a new heaven. The new paradise earth will be so wonderful that God the father will leave the new heaven and come down to that new paradise earth and fix his throne on that earth to live with all holy people forever. And the bible said, in revelation 21:3-4 that God will speak from his throne and said, now God’s home is with human beings. He will live with them, and they will be his people. And God himself will be with them and be their God. He will wipe every tear from their eyes, and there will be no more death or sorrow or crying or pain. All these things are gone forever. Please you can be part of these everlasting blessings and happiness And escape all the evil and unending punishment Waiting for sinners. Only if you repent from your sins and believe in Yahushua(Jesus) and beg him in prayer to forgive your sins and be your lord and savior and that you are sorry for breaking the commandments and laws of God. Then go and be baptized, and live holy for the rest of your life. Then God will forgive you. And save you and give you the everlasting life full of everlasting happiness. All the good deeds of a person cannot cover up his bad deed. God does not forgive sin unless there is a payment for the sin and the payment is the death of the sinner. For in the bible God said, the soul that sins shall die. It is only through Yahushua(Jesus) the divine son of God who came down from heaven to earth in human form through the virgin mary, that sins are forgiven because he paid for our sins with his own life because of his love and mercy for mankind so that after we repent from sinning, and believe in him and accept him as our lord and savior, our sins can be forgiven. Here is List of sins. Emulation, pride, gambling, sexual immorality, which includes homosexuality and beastiality. smoking, drinking, partying, clubbing, flirting, tattoos, drugs, violence, cursing people, hatred, using the title GOD and the name of his son YAHUSHUA(JESUS) as curse words which is called blasphemy and is a terrible sin, if we are females, we should stop wearing makeup, wigs, artificial eyelashes and nails, ornaments, trousers, short skirt, high heels, half naked clothes or tight clothes. Many Christians said Yahushua(Jesus) told them in visions, dreams, and death experiences that those who are guilty of any of these will end up in hell. And also stop gossiping, slander, lying, stealing, greed, cheating, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. stubbornness, bribe, fornication, adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. jealousy, covetousness, fighting, quarreling, prejudice, injustice, Apathy, worshipping of oneself over GOD, gluttony, lack of love, cowardice, laziness, fear of men, deceit, racism, vulgarity, divorce, irreverence, profanity, violence, selfishness, magic, witchcraft, idolatry and murder, which includes abortion and birth control. and stop doing to others what we don't want others to do to us.

YAHUWEHISMIGHTY how does that have anything to do with a sentence of comedy.. and jeez where you planning on writing a book? Who has the time to write a 10 page paper of a KZfaq comment lol

Noah Weaver In the Bible, in Mark 1:15 Yahushua Jesus said: The right time has come,“and the Kingdom of God is near! Turn away from your sins and believe the gospel!” The gospel is about how Yahushua Jesus the divine son of God came to this earth and paid for our sins, so that if we repent of our sins and believe in him as our lord and savior and beg him for mercy and to forgive our sins, and are baptized in the name of the father, son and Holy Spirit, then God will forgive and save us from the end of the world, where he will destroy the whole earth with fire from heaven everything on earth will be destroyed and melted by the fire. He will also save us from hell fire after death and from the lake of fire on judgment day. And will give us everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven and the new indescribable, beautiful, heavenly earth. Where there is no sorrow, pain, sadness, crying, hunger, thirst, suffering, sickness, disease and death. Only everlasting happiness with God forever.

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 please don't

Yes, you nailed it, makes total sense, he is the same crazy, diff frequency but I GET HIM

Agreed bro

Agree

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

I often get accused of the same thing.

Too true

“I don’t mind dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” - Woody Allen

Mark Twain never said that. Just like 99% of "Twain" quotes that people post, they are simply nice, slightly clever thoughts that people like to believe he could have said. This is what he actually said, "Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born-a hundred million years-and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together."

People back then used a lot of cocain tho

@@Jebu911 people nowadays use a lot of coccaine too

Well it was easier to get back then but sure.

have you heard of the internet, I'd argue it's easier

I didn't realize it was a 360. No wonder he kept looking around

Looool right. That's beautiful

It’s fun seeing the contrast between the two.

He was probably imitating his Dad.

@@Greyareas27 He never knew his dad! Or his grandparents!

2:53 accurate

sorry but hes dead

Scary hmm xd

Whats about from nothing nothing comes?

He killed us out there.

He's dead but damn he was funny.

Was, dumb@$$, not is. George Carlin has been dead for 15 years.

That would be great but people like him wouldnt succeed in politics, lol. Thats like wanting rage against the machine to run for office, its kind of everything they stand against

​@@TechGuy-sv3ptoh no if he's dead that undermines his achievements in life 👉 your dumbass. Otherwise your comment is meaningless edgy garbage

The only people successful in politics are those who make terrible leaders

​@@aTalkingPizzaAbolish government

Well that's depressing

Jim Henson frank oz jerry Nelson Dave Golez and Jerry juhl were part of that audience but frank oz and Dave Golez are still alive

@Green Envy including the comedian

Brando Crispim Vieira Jesus

And so is he

3 billion people in 40 years.

Exactly

@Jömpa, and 3 billion more joining in the next 30 years.

@@StannisTheMannis305 It'll never happen. Fresh water shortages, Peak oil and Natural Gas, and climate change will wreak havoc on humanity over the next 30 years. A population ahem.."correction" is long overdue.

@Rick Seely Hope you’re right!

Also in touch with the illusion

@@ummglick Yes he was, so that he could expose all the lies to us.

Philosophy and comedy is like science and engineering. It's like whisky and beer; you make the whisky from beer by removing the irrelevant parts. Comedy is always more philosophy than comedy, because you remove most of the philosophy in order to make it funny.

@@jeschinstad That's profound. And also true.

looks to me like he used the past part as his own way to test god, for himself.

Great Comment! The Man was a Genius. A true Philosopher who not only made his lectures understandable to the masses, but made them downright entertaining.

@@tdesq.2463 yes , yes.. literally 90% of the comments here are saying the same thing "philosopher" we get it, the man thought stuff.

man I was just laughing about two seconds ago :'( damn

Damn this was a stab of reality to the back, just won a scholarship and today it was the first day of school, so friend of mine was feeling the "big sad" and I wrote him in like an essay of why he should be happy right now that he doesn't know is happy, just as the quote says.

retrogradient, he damn sure did.

@@bingoperroso holy fuck, I don't believe you can write anything past the dotted line.

You just snatched the words from my mouth... respect

This is: Robert Burnham

Beautiful quote

Haha, my mother used to tell me "if anyone of y'all brings me flowers in my grave, I'm gonna pull your feet while you sleep!

And sadly half people never come see ya till the funeral and cry how they miss ya... Even more fun are the ones already fighting over who gets what and then the nosey's to see who got what

@@robertstewart3756 I'm hip

@@gabecole2637 why

@@Kinobambino no clue brother 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

*is Legends don't die.

@@wowza935 Well he did die.

BadaBingg please, we have to accept yahushua(Jesus) AS our lord and savior. And we should repent of our sexual immorality, emulation, drinking, smoking, partying, clubbing, drugs, violence, pride, tattoos, flirting, indecency, gambling, cursing, using the title GOD and the name of his son yahushua(Jesus) as curse words which is called blasphemy and is a deadly sin. hot tempered, lying, cheating, stealing, greed, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. gossip, slander, pride, jealousy, selfishness, fornication, adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. magic, witchcraft, idolatry and murder, which includes abortion and birth control. What the earth is experiencing now, earthquakes, floods, famines, disease, natural disasters, wars, rumors of wars, distress of nations, with perplexity, pestilences, etc. Yahushua (Jesus) said that all of these are only signs of the great suffering and disasters that are coming to hit the earth where God will send burning fire from heaven down to earth to destroy the whole earth, humans, houses and everything on earth. it is the end of the world because of human sins also signs of the day of judgment. And Yahushua (Jesus) said that the stars will fall to the earth and that the sun will no longer shine and that the moon will turn red as blood. And according to the Bible, before all that will happen, Yahushua (Jesus) will return to earth to pick up the holy Christians. The holy Christians who are in their graves will come back to life and their bodies will be transformed into new glorified bodies that shines like light that can not die or feel pain they will be like the angels. And they will rise to meet Yahushua (Jesus) in the air. And the holy Christians who will be alive at that time will also be transformed in the same way and they will rise to meet the other Saints and Yahushua (Jesus) in the air, and then, Yahushua (Jesus) will take them all to heaven so that they would not experience the great disasters that is about to hit the earth, where the antichrist (the beast) will show up on the earth and deceive and force people to receive his mark on their foreheads or right hand. And nobody will be able to buy or sell anything unless he has the antichrist's mark that is 666. And the demons will also come to this earth and torture people. There will be nowhere to hide from them. Hell will break loose on earth. at the same time while there will be a lot of other destruction happening on earth. And according to the Bible, all those who receive his mark will never be forgiven. And will be tortured in the the lake of fire where forever. And we should stop doing to others what we don't want them to do to us. For yahushua(Jesus) commanded us not to do those evil and impure things. We should Stop doing these things and believe that yahushua(Jesus) the son of GOD suffered and died for our sins and the sins of the world, and rose again from the dead on the third day, we should forgive those who wronged us and apologize to those we have wronged and return what we took or stole from people and beg yahushua(Jesus) in prayer that we have repented from our sins and want him to come and be our lord and savior, and be baptized in the name of the father, son and holy spirit. then GOD will forgive and save us from hell, judgment day and the lake of fire and then we will receive eternal life. We should Do it now, for after death, it is too late. No one is guarantee tomorrow. Tomorrow might be too late. Everything here is truth from the bible.

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 stfu

YAHUWEHISMIGHTY will there be anyone to gimme head in heaven Cause if they’re ain’t I ain’t going no sir

I was born in 87' and have thought how Carlin thought long before I ever heard of who he was. I think people like us are normal and the quiet ones are crazy.

Ok kid get of these videos then

Not a comedian but there is one more guy I'd like to suggest. listen to osho sometime. He lived in USA for some years so you'll find his content in English. If you can't let me know.

@@Gotlove-zq2zycalling him a kid while spelling “off” incorrectly? i think Carlins genius is wasted on you.

You are proof that generational gaps are unnecessary!

Love u TX me

Emily Sweet 4 billion at the time

Maybe 300 millions. Most people outside of America are this smart from birth.

I was gonna say same thing. 1 in 4.3 bil at time of recording.

More like 1 in "however many people WILL EVER walk the Earth!"

So are you

😢

The cocaine didn't help.

Hope you feel better buddy

You have a very good point l collect ancient Roman & Greek coins and other items from the period and have done a lot of research on it as well !!!!

@@davidlamb9221 hi david do you have a discord I'd love to ask you questions

That's an awesome statement

I can follow that.

​@@davidlamb9221Yeah David what is the discord?

And, Stephen King said, fear of the "bad death." You know, like painful or scary ones.

That's why many want it to be either quick or in their sleep.

True

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 more importantly hobbes said that lol

@@Xarkom89 which is funny, because quick deaths are becoming rarer & rarer

Max Ponsonby maybe he needed to piss

He went to take a pee and then He sneezed and blew his asshole out!

Rest in eternal peace George Carlin.

Max Ponsonby Earthquakes, floods, natural disasters, disease, wars, rumors of war, famine, distress of nations, with perplexity, etc. yahushua (Jesus) said that all these disasters are signs to the greater disasters that will hit the earth, also signs of his coming back to Earth to take the Holy Christians to the heaven so that they would not experience the end of the world. as it is written in the Bible, at that time, all the Holy Christian which are dead that are in their Graves, will come back to life and get out of their Graves and their bodies will be transformed into glorify bodies that can never die or feel pain and. and the Holy Christians who are alive at that time will also be transformed in the same way and will ascend up in the clouds together with the other holy christians to meet Yahushua(Jesus) in the air and so yahushua (Jesus) will take them all to heaven. after that, the antichrist(the beast) will appear and be forcing people to worship him. and forcing them to receive his mark, which is his number, which is 666 on their forheads or right hands. And no one will be able to buy or sell anything unless he has the mark. and, according to the Bible, when yahushua (Jesus) returns for the third time, the one who receives the antichrist’s number will never be forgiven day and night they will be tortured in the lake of fire forever. and Demons from hell will come to the earth and be torturing people at the same time, while mass destruction is happening on Earth. in the Bible it said that there will also be disasters coming from space to the earth. about this yahushua (Jesus) said in Luke 21:26, People will faint from fear as they wait for what is coming over the whole earth, for the powers in space will be driven from their courses. Terrible days are in front of us As it is written in the bible, and when yahushua (Jesus) returns for the third time together with all his Holy followers, he will kill the antichrist with the breathe of his mouth and destroy him with the brightness of his coming and throw him into the lake of fire. and he will reign for a thousand years. in the thousand years, satan will be thrown in prison with chains. and after the thousand years is over, satan will be released and he will go out and deceive all nations including two nations which are gog and magog and gather them together to go to war against yahushua (Jesus) and his Holy followers. they will surround their camp and the Holy city. but fire will come down from heaven and devour them. and Satan who deceived them will be thrown into the lake of fire with brimstone. and will be there with the antichrist(the beast) and the false Prophet of the antichrist. That deceived people to worship the image of the antichrist, they will be afflicted day and night forever. and after all these will judgment day come. all those who have died as sinners will come back to life and come out of their Graves to be judged. and they will stand in front of God who is sitting on the throne. judgment won't take place in heaven or on Earth, because the Bible said heaven and Earth will flee from the presence of the one who is sitting on the throne. and God will judge them for all the sins the committed against him while they were alive as written down in their records. and after that, another book will be open called the book of life. and anyone whose is not found written in the book of life, was thrown into the lake of fire. and the Bible call the lake of fire the second death. and after that, God will destroy the whole Earth with fire from heaven to purge out all the impurities and evil that was committed on it. and he will transform the Earth into paradise earth where there is no more sorrow, pain, crying, suffering, hunger, thirst, disease and death. only eternal happiness. only the Holy ones will live there with God the father and his son yahushua (Jesus) forevigt. now we are living close to the end of the world. we are in the last days on the earth where all these will happen and where God will send fire from heaven to Earth to destroy the whole Earth because of humanity sins. it is only through yahushua (Jesus) that you can escape all these disasters, destruction and disorders that is coming on the Earth. and also to escape hell after death where the worms that eats people do not die and the fire that burns them is never put off as yahushua (Jesus) said. and also from the lake of fire. according to the Bible, all the good deeds of a person can not cover his bad deed. The person will end in up in hell. according to the Bible, God does not forgive sin unless there is a payment for the sin. and the payment is death. in the Bible God said, the soul that sins shall die. but God showed mercy, love and Grace to humanity. it was due to it that, he sent yahushua (Jesus) his own divine son to come down from heaven to this Earth in human form as an Israelites through the Virgin Mary, in order to pay for our sins with his own life. by suffering, beaten, bled, spat on, was nailed to the cross and died on the cross for our sins. but on the third day after his death, God his Heavenly Father brought him back to life. and after he had appeared to his disciples and other eyewitnesses who were also his followers, to assure them that he had come back to life, he ascended up back to heaven and sat down on God's right side. That was how yahushua (Jesus) paid for our sins. so that anyone who repents from his sins and believes all these truths about him and begs him for forgiveness and to be his Lord and savior and forgive his sins. and go and be baptized in the water. Then the person will be forgiven and saved from the disasters that are on the way to earth and from hell fire after death and the lake of fire on judgment day. and will then receive eternal life in heaven and the new paradise earth where there is only eternal happiness. we should repent from sins and come to yahushua (Jesus) now. while there is still time. for God will not wait forever for people to come to him. we should hurry up now because God’s time of mercy which he gave to all mankind to repent from sinning and believe in Yahushua (Jesus) is about to end. and also after death it is too late. Here is List of sins. Emulation, pride, gambling, sexual immorality, which includes homosexuality and beastiality. smoking, drinking, partying, clubbing, flirting, tattoos, drugs, violence, cursing, hatred, using the title GOD and the name of his son Yahushua(Jesus) as curse words which is called blasphemy and is a terrible sin, if we are females, we should stop wearing makeup, wigs, artificial eyelashes and nails, ornaments, trousers, short skirt, high heels, half naked clothes or tight clothes. Many Christians said Yahushua(Jesus) told them in visions, dreams, and death experiences that those who are guilty of any of these will end up in hell. And also stop gossiping, slander, forgery, lying, stealing, greed, cheating, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. stubbornness, bribe, fornication, adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. jealousy, covetousness, fighting, quarreling, prejudice, injustice, Apathy, worshipping of oneself above GOD, gluttony, lack of love, cowardice, laziness, fear of men, deceit, racism, vulgarity, divorce, irreverence, profanity, violence, selfishness, magic, witchcraft, idolatry and murder which includes abortion and birth control. and stop doing to others what we don't want others to do to us. Everything I have written here is what God revealed to His holy servants who were the prophets and apostles and they wrote them down in the Bible.

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 GFY

harlem shaker i thought it was the 30s

I have seen microphones that look that way. And I am a millenial.

@@sahelichowdhury i

Bell bottoms

And that he has that breathy, "hip" accent. So weird after seeing him lean into his crotchety, cynical voice later on.

Well we have joe biden. he can make us laugh and cry at the same moment.

@@schuey999 ffff if that was a joke, you are one of the guys Bez was talking bad about

Chapplle comes close.

It's not the same for sure but under his rage Bill Burr tends to see through a lot of BS too, and has the balls to say what many won't

@@MUATHOJ Chappelle isn't even in the same galaxy. He's made some insightful points and observations. But he's no match for Carlin's intricate use of language, the finely honed routines, and the performance skills. It's especially true now that Dave just rambles on about how great he is.

Creativity is just intelligence having fun.

Faerwing66 True, so intelligent, he seemed bored at times, like a few others who roam/roamed this earth. Being intelligent is quite a lonely existence, as small talk is all most people know. There's very few interesting and intelligent men, even less are the women. Yawns..

@@summertime1875 LoL, that's old school.. ;))

That's because intelligence and humour are proportional. The only guy who has a negative IQ and can make me laugh is Donald Trump

@@summertime1875 I take it you don't like women, your mom must be proud.

Doubly redundant. Try a book. You are the joke. Clown.

such an angry little man, Steve, I hope you find peace soon...you've either been bullied, still live at home with your parents or are socially lonely or sexually frustrated - no other reason why you'd spend your time commenting on multiple comments with embarrassing negative stuff

No, actually I'm about 5-11 190, and if anything, I was the bully back then. I have 2 girlfriends and an ex-wife, and at 17 yrs old, my girlfriend at the time and I had our own apartment while I was still in high school, so youre wrong about just about everything, I was just mad because someone picked on Georges pant-a-loons when hes not even here to defend said pants.Perhaps I went a little overboard. sry have a nice day.

Steve Smith your lying.

He's wearing a dress consistent with the century he's living in

Atul Raman you mean decade?

@VideoGames4Days ! hahahaha 👏

Im having a hard time believing that census can be anywhere close to right about our world population... 8,000,000,000... meh riiiiiight

Corporations selling crap love this. They're probably hoping for 2 or 3 more doublings by 2040.

@Andrew Evans why? Corporations don't care...they'll just keep pumping out more sugar cereal, cowshit-fed chickens, and soda, while their bought & paid for doctors prescribe more diabetes drugs and chemotherapy. You'll see.

@R S re

He’s not resting in peace. He’s in hell. He was a proud atheist

@@FransceneJK98 it's ok that you are so sure of the afterlife. If hell is all that's left for good people who can't think like you, it's probably packed. I won't denounce your faith. If I'm wrong I burn in hell. If I'm right you've lived your life in the light of nothing. I'll take your bet.

@@FransceneJK98 We know this is true. He died in his sins. 🙄😇

@@soundsannin1870 actually hell is packed yes. Bible says most will go there cuz they refuse to repent for their sins and accept Jesus as their savior. being good got nothing to do with it. In order to get into heaven you gotta be perfect but since we are all sinners we can’t enter heaven on our own accord. That’s why we need Jesus. But if you don’t want Jesus, then you’ll pay for your own sins which is in hell. That’s how it works.

@@FransceneJK98 I wasn't aware you had been to hell. You talk with such certainty, surely you've been. How is George? Can you put a good word in for me with Satan?

Chris rock is the closet we have after George died.

@@Filthy_Larry Richard Pryor is the second

@@shaneomac98 he was. I’m speaking of comedians who are still alive. Chris rock is the closets we have to George walking the earth in 2022

Bill Hicks.

Chapelle is the only one even close to how good Carlin was

@Peacock Feathers no. He just became a realist about the left and right, consumerism, religion, etc. He was still happy towards the end. Plus, he used to use a lot of coke and such when he was young.

The angrier he got, the funnier he got. He almost sounded like a comedian prophet towards the end. Those bell bottoms tho 🤣

@@prwchan A Comedic Prophet that's very fitting for Carlin

Not angry but pure pinned up TRUTH.

@Danielle D. Minerva Good point Danielle. He always reflected the times very well. I think he was just telling the truth during the last years of his life. Angry? He was famous and beloved and probably had a very cool place to live and a great life. Angry? Nope, I think he was just being accurate as you said.

You should put that in your own comedy show

Or the most gigantic fart

😄

Wtf. That's pure comedy lol.

Get this man to 69 likes.

Hp lovecraft

Even as recent as the last couple of years where KZfaq channels have tried to clickbait using the deaths of famous people Edit: Jaystation is very infamous for this, he's done it with 3 people if I recall

gonna sample that line in a song

Here hear! Especially at 27. You look like the dude from VSauce.

@@sandrajovic9078 I don't remember that one.

I remember all that very well...I listened to that album a million times

Why are you everywhere?

I think it was a kind of soliloquy moment... to expose it all as if he was talking to himself. 360 stage made me think about that stuff, epic!!

@@vishalraoyt exactly! I see him on everything I like 😂

@@alastair7095 Yesss!!!

Adds to the philosophy part

Christians.

@ people apparently have a fear of death so we make up stories to calm ourselves down i don't think they'd want to start life over as another person, but in an afterlife

@@felixftw4702 If you start life over as another person you don't know that you are another person. In that moment, you are just another person and not yourself anymore. = )

@@Anudorini-Talah so where does the soul of the now reincarnated person go

Me. I want immortality.

Being smarter than everyone else drives a person crazy.

George Carlin was brilliant.

Don't I know it .

More philosophical than comedy. One of a kind. Brilliant man who used logic to sift through the BS. Miss you George, hope that garage in Buffalo is treating you well my friend

@@isaaclim6181 got that right

I honestly think he was in his prime his whole life.

@@oscarlopes376 I think that before his last decade, he was clever and punny. He aged like fine wine, but alot of people like grape juice.

Great Expressions and Excellent Timing, You’re so right! MGBY George 😂

You got it. We listen for the rhythm and art of the performance. The changing personas, voices, and tone. The kid, the mother, the old middle class man, a gay man, an old lady, and God himself. "They don't know. You're lyin' there with shorts on and no back in your jacket". Genius!!

He was made for comedy.

Ivan Alvarez YAHUSHUA(JESUS) is coming back to take the holy Christians to heaven. look and see that all the signs of the end of the world that YAHUSHUA(JESUS) spoke about are happening now. The natural disasters, earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of war, pestilences, distress of nations, with perplexity, famines, natural disasters, and that the moon will turn to blood. YAHUSHUA(JESUS) also spoke about disasters and horrors coming from space and that one of the disasters will be, the powers in space will be shut down, and that the stars will be falling to the earth. God said in the Bible that he has has set a day where he will destroy the whole earth by sending fire from heaven to earth to destroy the whole earth, mountains, houses, cars and everything on earth will be melted by the fire. God will do this because of the wickedness and sins of mankind which include, lying, stealing, cheating, fraud, gossip, slander, hatred, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. fornication, and stop doing to others what you don't want others to do to you and repent of your sexual immorality, emulation, gambling, violence, indecency, drinking, smoking, drugs, cursing, pride, partying, clubbing, flirting, tattoos, using the title GOD and the name of his son Yahushua(JESUS) as curse words. If we are females, we should repent from Using makeup, ornaments, wigs, artificial eyelashes, nails, dressing half naked or tight dressing and stop wearing trousers. trousers are for men not women. And also because many christians said that Yahushua(Jesus) showed them hellfire during their death experiences and that they saw christian and non christian women in hell because they were using these disgusting and abominable things while they were on earth. Because these impure things make people to commit the sin of lust, adultery and fornication. We should repent and turn away from our sins and beg YAHUSHUA (JESUS) in prayer for forgiveness and believe that he died for our sins and the sins of the world and rose again from the dead on the third day after his death, forgive those That has wronged us and apologize to those, we have wronged return twice what we took and return twice what we stole from people and beg Yahushua (Jesus) that we have repented from our sins and want him to Come and be our Lord and Savior and after that we should get baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Then GOD will forgive and save us from the end of the world, hell fire after death, and from the lake of fire on judgment day, where all unrepentant sins will be cast on judgment day to be destroyed and separated from God forever. And God will then give us eternal life in heaven and the new paradise earth where there is no longer sorrow, pain, crying, suffering, hunger, thirst, sickness, and death. Only everlasting happiness with God and his son. Do it now, because after death it's too late. According to the Bible, Yahushua (Jesus) died for our sins because he and his heavenly Father loves us and wanted to show mercy to us and because all our good deeds can not cover up our only one bad deed. And God does not forgive sins unless there is a payment for sin, and the payment is death. and on the third day after the death of Yahushua (Jesus), God his Heavenly Father brought Him up from the dead, and He rose up back to heaven and sat at the right side of God. Search for (RONALD REGAN SAW PEOPLE HE KNEW IN HELL AND THIS IS WHAT THEY TOLD HIM) on youtube or click the link to the video here m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jeCkpd15qceZhps.html and hear the testimony of another man who is also called ronald reagan who was a former atheist who said while was an atheist he died and came hack to life in hospital. He said he saw his friends and family in hell etc After that search for (medical doctor has a near death experience - to hell and back (part 1/2) on youtube you can also click the link to the youtube video here m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r5N0a5SoqcXHZKM.html and hear the testimony of another atheist who said, that it is easy to be an atheist when all is well, when business is booming and when you are successful. But that it is difficult to be an atheist when you are lying on death bed. And that it happened to him that he was terrified on his deathbed in the hospital. Hear everything he said happened to him when he died. After that search for (TYRONE WENT TO HELL AFTER DYING IN A CAR ACCIDENT BUT GOD BROUGHT HIM BACK (FULL TESTIMONY) !! On youtube you can also click the link to the youtube video here m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bcqfYNVe0p-Yg6s.html and hear the testimony of a former atheist who was a gangster.

G n J Jesus showed one of his disciples called John Judgment day and he wrote it down. in the bible, in revelation 20:11-15 it said from verse 11: Then I saw a great white throne and the one who sits on it. Earth and heaven fled from his presence and were seen no more. 12 And I saw the dead, great and small alike, standing before the throne. Books were opened, and then another book was opened, the book of the living. The dead were judged according to what they had done, as recorded in the books. 13Then the sea gave up its dead. Death and the world of the dead also gave up the dead they held. And all were judged according to what they had done. 14Then death and the world of the dead were thrown into the lake of fire. (This lake of fire is the second death.) 15Those who did not have their names written in the book of the living were thrown into the lake of fire. in the bible, in revelation 21:8 Yahushua(Jesus) said: But cowards, unbelievers, the abominable, murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic, those who worship idols, and all liars-the place for them is the lake burning with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” In the Bible, in Galatians 5:19-21 it said: 19 The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; 20 idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, divisions 21 and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God. In the Bible, in romans 10:9-10 it said: if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved. in the bible, in john 3:16 Yahushua(Jesus) said: for God loved the world so much that he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him will not perish, but have everlasting life.

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 nobody asked you about your fucking religion.

I think it's a crime that he never appeared as a special guest on Seinfeld lol

Deborah Stone We should not be talking about temporary things. Instead We should pursue safety from the disasters and destruction that GOD is bringing to this earth because of the sins of the world. And also from the fiery fire that God is going to send down from heaven to earth to destroy the whole earth. That day is called, the day of THE LORD, which is the day of YAHUWEH. We are in the last days. Which is the earth final days. Earthquakes, famines, floods, wars, rumors of wars, distress of nations, with perplexity, natural disasters, etc all these are the signs of those disasters and destruction that are coming upon the whole earth and on all who have not believed in Yahushua (Jesus) and ask him to be their lord and savior and to forgive their sins, and repented of their sins such as, pride, gambling, sexual immorality, smoking, drinking, partying, clubbing, flirting, violence, drugs, emulation, indecency, cursing, hatred, using the title GOD and the name of his son Yahushua(Jesus) as curse words which is called blasphemy and is a terrible sin, if we are females, we should stop wearing makeup, wigs, artificial eyelashes and nails, ornaments, trousers, short skirt, high heels, half naked dressing or tight dressing. Many Christians said Yahushua(Jesus) told them in visions, dreams and death experiences that those who are guilty of any of these will end up in hell. And we should also stop gossiping, slander, lying, stealing, greed, cheating, fornication, adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. jealousy, covetousness, hatred, bitterness, fighting, quarreling, prejudice, injustice, malice, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. stubbornness, selfishness, magic, witchcraft, idolatry and murder, which includes abortion and birth control. and we should stop doing to others what we don't want others to do to to us. It is only through believing in Yahushua(Jesus) that people's sins are forgiven and saved from hell fire, judgment day and the lake of fire. Please come to Yahushua(Jesus) NOW before it is too late, The bible said, let today be the day of salvation. No one is guarantee tomorrow. Everything I have written here is what God revealed to His holy servants who were the prophets and apostles and they wrote them down in the Bible.

YAHUWEHISMIGHTY Jesus Christ, you’re fucking stupid!!! -George Carlin

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 Even 2000+ years later millions revere illusionists as magicians. What i'm saying is: No amount of followers or gullibility of early societies lend any credence to the institutions that seek to exploit them to this day. Snap out of it!

Hello... Deborah, how're you doing hope you're safe due to the covid 19 pandemic

DisKorruptd very funny! 😛🥰🤣

No checking allowed, but I'll be behind door#4.

I live in Buffalo, I haven't found shit

DisKorruptd if it were true I’d be there

I'll be that taking fish that chills on the wall.

But whats the message?

@@Ammut6question everything and everyone

A lot of people have same messages in different forms

I was just thinking that he reminded me of Jack N

forehead, hair

IIIIIIIT'S GEORGIE!!! >:D

Because he looks and sounds like Jack, the hell do you mean 'why'?

a less messed up Charles Bukowski.

Better than all these millennials who are brain dead.

2078 year. you who wrote comments are all dead.

@@jackcambric8480 See ya here in comments when we’re zombies! 🤪 Actually, perhaps millennials are safe for zombies. :D

@@jackcambric8480 can't wait

@@jackcambric8480 check back on me 2025 😁

daAmazin FatB0y that's not the Carlin I love the most, actually. He got too bitter and misanthropic. I liked early-mid 80s Carlin best. Like "Comic Relief" Carlin. Football vs. baseball Carlin. The "stuff" routine Carlin.

KZfaqName I think Carlin always had a bit of a dark comedy, cynicism turned positive kinda vibe. that's why I enjoy watching him so much, you just don't see too many people who can turn all the fucked up shit in this world into something that makes people laugh and smile like he could.

Thats what ayahuasca and psilocybin told me too

jeff jeeef the man was brilliant too bad he didn't have a sound family unit to give him some guidance to achieve more with that intellect than to make us laugh

I thought Bill Hicks was... but then I’m closer to his age.

@@sunshine3914 Ha ha ha ha easily entertained aren't yah TOAST! Comedy and tragedy sadly two sides of the same coin. Depression is anger turned inward. Comedy is anger turned outward. I liken it to the Princess and the pea. There seems to be those amongst us attuned to the cosmic Ha ha I know what you mean.

True

There are loads of george carlin's in the world... they just get censored

Loads lol okay.

I love this guy, from his early "stuff" to his late....makes me laugh and think

I believe he did, as he was alive when KZfaq was well established. ;))

@@jaycam8303 except KZfaq wont even live forever in itself, but i get the sentiment💀💚

Until KZfaq's servers crash and die, sure.

@@Phicheee everything in our world is archived Even the most stupidest things

He was alive when KZfaq was a thing

Really? And were his wishes carried out?

@@sahelichowdhury they were. New York at certain clubs he preformed. Also in New Hampshire at Spofford Lake as well

No RIP to this proud atheist

He's one of a kind. There isn't anyone like him. Let alone enough of them to be friends with everyone.

@@knight-mares Yeah, true.

“You’re all gunna die. . . didn’t mean to remind you of it, but it is on your schedule.” - George Carlin

Yes thought the same they are all related

And sounds like Heisenberg

you are in society ? hmm ? i guess he insulted you to .

uome20bukz If you know any bodybuilder, warn him that, Bodybuilding leads to hell after death. because the person is changing what God has created. A man said that Yahushua (Jesus) told him in vision that all bodybuilders would end up in hell for changing what he had created. And that he should warn them. all bodybuilders need to know that God did not bring us to this earth to be doing bodybuilding. We are here to be tested with his commandments and laws to see who will keep them and be holy or who will not. But God wants all humans to pass the test so that he can give us everlasting life in heaven and the new paradise earth. After death, the test is over. Those who passed the test will receive everlasting life in heaven and the new paradise earth after the earth had been destroyed by fire from heaven to purge out all the evils that had been committed on it. Then God will then transform the earth into paradise earth where there is no sorrow, pain, suffering, crying, hunger, thirst, disease and death. Only everlasting happiness. While those who did not pass, after death, they will be thrown to hell fire and will remain there until the day of judgment. Then God will bring them back to life and judge them and then throw them into a place that is much more worse than hell, a place the Bible calls the lake of fire. they will remain there together with satan and all demons to be destroyed and separated from God forever. When God created this earth, there were no suffering, pain, crying, sorrow, hunger, thirst, disease and death. Until sin came into the world through the first human beings who were adam and eve. it was because of their sin and the sins of all humans that God cursed the earth and human beings and brought all these punishment to the earth. But Yahushua(Jesus) came to save us from the everlasting consequences of sin. According to the bible, anyone who has sinned once in his entire life is guilty of breaking God’s law and commandment. And a law breaker must be punished. all the good things he might has done all his life cannot cover it up. Neither can his pleading for mercy and promised not to do it again cover it up. That is not a wicked judge who refuses to pity him. That is justice. According to the bible, God does not forgive sin unless there is a payment for the sin, and the payment is death. In the bible it said, the payment for sin is death, but the gift of God is everlasting life in Jesus Christ our lord. For God said, the soul that sins shall die. It is only through Yahushua(Jesus) that sins are forgiven because he is the son of God who came down from heaven to earth in human form through the virgin mary as an israelite named Yahushua whom the world calls Jesus, to suffer, bled, was beaten, was spat on, was nailed to the cross and died on the cross for our sins. But on the third day after his death, God his Heavenly Father raised him up from the dead. and after he had appeared to his disciples and other eyewitnesses who were also his followers, to assure them that he had come back to life, he ascended back to heaven and sat at the right hand side of God his father. That was how Yahushua(Jesus) paid for our sins, so that whoever repents of his sins and believes in him and begs him prayer to be his lord and savior and to forgive his sins and is baptized and apologizes to those he had wronged and forgive those who wronged him, will be forgiven and saved from the end of the world where God will send down fire from heaven to earth and destroy the whole earth and everything on it. That day which is called the day of THE LORD which is also the day of YAHUWEH, will also be saved from hell fire after death and the lake of fire where all unrepentant sinners who rejected Yahushua(Jesus) as their lord and savior will be thrown on judgment day to be destroyed and separated from God forever. And the Bible calls the lake of fire the second death. Please we are in the last days. All the signs of the end of the world that Yahushua(Jesus) spoke about Are taking place now. Earthquakes, famines, floods, distress of nations, with perplexity, wars, rumors of wars, natural disasters, pestilences etc. Yahushua(Jesus) said that all these are signs to his return, signs to the great disasters and sufferings that are coming upon the whole earth, and signs to the day of judgment. The world will not last longer. The bible said that, God wants to put an end to this wicked world and destroy the earth and wipe out all sinners. And then transform it into paradise earth where only holy people of Yahushua(Jesus) will live forever in happiness. Please we should repent of sinning now and believe in Yahushua(Jesus) so that our sins can be forgiven so that we can escape all these horrors. Here is the list of sins. Emulation, pride, gambling, sexual immorality, smoking, alcohol, drinking, partying, clubbing, flirting, violence, cursing, tattoos, drugs, hatred, pride, using the title GOD and the name of his son Yahushua(Jesus) as curse words which is called blasphemy and a terrible sin if you we are females, we should stop wearing makeup, wigs, artificial eyelashes and nails, jewelry, pants, short skirt, high heels, half-naked clothes or tight clothes. Many Christians said Yahushua(Jesus) told them in dreams, visions and death experiences that those who do any of these will end in hell. And we should also stop gossip, slander, lying, stealing, greed, cheating, jealousy, evil, prejudice, disobedience to parents, must not disrespect, curse, nor insult one’s parents, nor one’s elders. stubbornness, injustice, fornication, adultery, must not commit incest; which is, unlawful and forbidden sexual relations between siblings, or other close relatives. covetousness, robbery, Apathy, worshipping of oneself over GOD, gluttony, lack of love cowardice, laziness, fear of men, deceit, racism, vulgarity, divorce, irreverence, profanity, violence, selfishness, magic, witchcraft, idolatry and Murder, which includes abortion and birth control. and stop doing to others what we do not want others to do to us. Everything I have written here is what God revealed to His holy servants who were the prophets and apostles and they wrote them down in the Bible.

@@YAHUSHUAISLORD468 bodybuilding in its original state is natural and should be commanded upon human beings. It was the shape of Adam and our forefathers, bodybuilding is exercising the human body to reach its potential that God had put therein. If it were wrong so would be training the body for war/athletics/fitness etc. You're either and idiot or a troll, either way we get a good laugh out of you.

YAHUWEHISMIGHTY You’re completely insane. I respect your choice of religion but in my honest opinion, what you believe is utterly ridiculous and it’s probably driving you crazy. Please take care of yourself

TheSecondBeef In the Bible, in Mark 1:15 Yahushua Jesus said: The right time has come,“and the Kingdom of God is near! Turn away from your sins and believe the gospel!” The gospel is about how Yahushua Jesus the divine son of God came to this earth and paid for our sins, so that if we repent of our sins and believe in him as our lord and savior and beg him for mercy and to forgive our sins, and is baptized in the name of the father, son and Holy Spirit, then God will forgive and save us from the end of the world, where he will destroy the whole earth with fire from heaven everything on earth will be destroyed and melted by the fire. He will also save us from hell fire after death and from the lake of fire on judgment day. And will give us everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven and the new indescribable, beautiful, heavenly earth. Where there is no sorrow, pain, sadness, crying, hunger, thirst, suffering, sickness, disease and death. Only everlasting happiness with God forever.

TheSecondBeef Mario martinez, a former atheist gang member, said that he experienced death while he was a young gang member. He said he saw hell fire. And saw scary demons who were full of hate torturing people in hell. Including seeing people who were gang members in hell and that the people were screaming and crying in the fires begging God to forgive and give them a second chance. Search for (Mario Martinez Heaven Vs Hell) on youtube or click the link to the video here m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z5Z7m7WI3MmZYYE.html and hear his testimony.

He’s not resting in peace. He’s in hell. He was a proud atheist

Exactly. Any doctor, priest, or philosopher worth his or her salt will tell you this: “Dying is easy. It’s living that’s hard.”

the prospect of there being no afterlife and just ceasing to exist is fucking terrifying, the concept of oblivion and void is something that cannot be comprehended

@@shaldurprime7154 well it's already happened, right? for billions of years you didn't exist

bifferspice any period of time, next to infinite, is mathematically 0. So the 13 billion years before you were born will account to a meaningless amount of time relative to the infinite years you will spend dead after existence. Not to mention the obvious you couldn’t comprehend your future before birth. But you, existing now, are able to comprehend and be aware of the inevitable that awaits.

@@bmh18172 : Isn't the time you spend after death also meaningless? Well that is unless they find a way to digitize your memory and store you on a computer network with software that convinces you that you are now in a generated paradise.