Gifts So Good They'll Kill You. Greg Morton

Gifts So Good They'll Kill You. Greg Morton - Full Special

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@A_Lone_Wolf 4 жыл бұрын

This guy was born to be a comedian! He’s hilarious!!

@googleedood9721 4 жыл бұрын

Na. Just an only child 😂

@gpasquini6254 4 жыл бұрын

Jayboogie hilarious!!

@samanthaeichhorn4319 4 жыл бұрын

I never swung on a single back yard swing set that was properly anchored 😂😂😂

@neen42 4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone? I know I never did.

@ibosquez5238 4 жыл бұрын

Same It rocked back and forth haha.

@Dirtbag-Hyena 4 жыл бұрын

Anchors !?!? What are anchors ??🤔

@ibosquez5238 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dirtbag-Hyena Lol, right, only one person actually dug holes in the yard and filled them with cement for the swings. I saw that in a movie, I think. The memory is very vague.

@Gloria_All_Day 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'm having flashbacks of when my brother used to swing very hard and the whole swing set turned over. I think my mom purchased three swing sets. Each one lasted about 2 or 3 years.

@hughaskew6550 4 жыл бұрын

Very funny, and I haven't seen such an expressive face in years!

@FrenzyBoi 4 жыл бұрын

He's like that one substitute teacher everyone wants in their class

@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome

@tgordon1106 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@harrymills2770 2 жыл бұрын

If you're lucky, you got a comedian to teach history.

@mr.agigittygigitty9916 4 жыл бұрын

You know he was really funny when your still laughing even after the “Dry Bar Comedy” app ad is over 😂👍👏

@hereforit9761 4 жыл бұрын

This man has to be one of the most masterful stage performers I've ever seen

@pearlshifer1776 4 жыл бұрын

Love the combination of wit and physical humor

@CharlesLRay-sb4zy 4 жыл бұрын

This man is funny. I think it takes more talent not to be explicit if you're a comedian. Bravo sir!!!

@stevnreed7763 3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same

@justinsignor6504 4 жыл бұрын

Man that guy did a better job of mocking Star Wars than Disney LOL...

@TheCaveman46 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@John-ih7gp 4 жыл бұрын

Tay Zonday Looking real old after Chocolate Rain

@davypig571 4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment of 2019!

@justinsignor6504 4 жыл бұрын

@@davypig571 lol thanks man

@ezj8262 4 жыл бұрын

Probably a better tribute to it.

@yajairairizarry1 4 жыл бұрын

From America's Got Talent Semi-Finals to Stand-Up? He should have his own show by now!

@txartchick5594 3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes I do remember him from Americas got talent.I was trying to place him👍🤣👏👏👏

@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I've seen him before.

@vladimirvlad2563 3 жыл бұрын

There are KZfaq clips with him from '92!

@JoeKammerExclusive 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen someone make faces like that ever lmao funny as hell

@liammckenna3100 4 жыл бұрын

Check out comedian Phil Cool on KZfaq, if you like this guy you will love him.

@robinluich5576 4 жыл бұрын

My nephew is funny and acts out with full animation like this guy. He use to act slow when We were in the stores and the things he would say and do were hallarious.

@brokefrogproductions 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is so weird...and that's an outstanding thing!

@AOMartialArts 4 жыл бұрын

He definitely has peculiar features which adds to his punch lines...

@kristythomas2919 4 жыл бұрын

Check him out on America's Got Talent - he was amaaazing on it.

@mircat28 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes he's frigging scary looking.

@PostalPatriot556 4 жыл бұрын

Amend The End I know exactly what kind of kid he was 😂😂

@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine being a kid and bringing your friends over?? Theyd either be afraid or rather hang with your dad. Lol

@AOMartialArts 4 жыл бұрын

I would listen to audio books narrated by this guy.

@mircat28 4 жыл бұрын

Well who wouldn't since he made a living doing voice overs and sound effects?

@manthamarie6147 4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@magnetsoldiercephas331 4 жыл бұрын

This guy would make a great narrator. Love the voice.

@forgesoulfire1320 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this

@lindanelon904 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing.

@karanscott5784 4 жыл бұрын

Dude is funny, I needed that on Christmas Day. Like to be his neighbor, bet him walking out to get the mail would make my day.

@susanrhodes5681 4 жыл бұрын

Better than the guy yesterday!

@izyans.j1285 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. :-)

@jacquelynn2051 4 жыл бұрын

That's just it...performing can be draining. He probably just collects his mail regularly.

@darthvader6533 4 жыл бұрын

That star wars bit is one of the most impressive feats of humanity ive seen in a long time. Right on Greg 😄

@cam381 4 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader Thank you ladies and gentlemen that was “The Notebook”

@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын

I cant wait to show my brother

@Lordementor96 Жыл бұрын

hey daddy vader

@martinwalker193 Жыл бұрын

I've seen Michael Winslow (Police Academy) live and his Star Wars was amazing. But this one is better

@orin998 4 жыл бұрын

"We have toys that will kill you". 😂 Oh so true.

@Healcannon 4 жыл бұрын

So happy to see this guy. What a christmas gift.

@camdelsol365 4 жыл бұрын

What a voice! What a repertory of facial expressions and imitations. Gifted man.

@kayyblackwood2618 4 жыл бұрын

That was incredible his voices are magnificent!!!!!!

@w.ellynkathryngaleckipolk2451 4 жыл бұрын

I *absolutely love* Dry Bar Comedy. I discovered it just last week. I have *laughed and laughed and laughed so danged hard!* Really fun material without *the filth.* PROOF that offensive language is *not* necessary for *humor to be effective!* Thank you for the laughter.

@jeh-ruhd4466 4 жыл бұрын

I love you for this comment

@patrickdavid6525 4 жыл бұрын

The jason sylvester and arnold impressions were hilarious !!!!! 10:43

@Dirtbag-Hyena 4 жыл бұрын

The rocking animals on huge springs outside grocery stores & playgrounds . The whole thing including the handle bars were solid steel . 😁🤣

@properfpv7160 4 жыл бұрын

Comic genius and brilliant impressions! Fully enjoyed this act. 👍👍

@jtreal 4 жыл бұрын

His facial expressions is %85 of the show! 🤣🤣 hilarious!

@TheDeathMongrel 4 жыл бұрын

300% Comedy Gold -- 100 for content, 100 for delivery. Another 100 cause I'm still laughing.

@renakosmidou6578 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, my God he is so hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. He's probably one of the best comedians I've seen. Keep up the good work.

@jbe615 4 жыл бұрын

Greg Morton your art of comedy is outstanding. You are beyond funny. You need your own sitcom.

@thatotherdebra1834 4 жыл бұрын

Just found my new all time favorite comedian! 👍😂

@whitehartla 4 жыл бұрын

You're awesome mr. Morton

@leahcimthgirw3163 4 жыл бұрын

Ooo yes lawn jarts, I have quite a few. My family plays jarts during the summer at night with glow sticks taped to them , so much fun

@ibosquez5238 4 жыл бұрын

How many family members do you have left? Sorry. I couldn't help it.

@OnizukaAllMighty 4 жыл бұрын

I would hire this guy for everything,a perfect troll (voices he makes are so good and relatable ) I heard like 20 cartoons and 10 other voices hahaha

@williemcbride5311 4 жыл бұрын

his chewbacca impression is solid Gold, love it

@stuff4ever 4 жыл бұрын

Dude is a proper comedian. The voice, the faces, the jokes, the presence.. there's not much of those around.

@D.Antony 4 жыл бұрын

What an amazing talent this guy is! Wow!

@717rachael 4 жыл бұрын

Greg Morten is hilarious. I haven't laughed like that in awhile. A lot of things he said are familiar situations I've experienced. Thanks for the laughs.

@AllhailtheUS 4 жыл бұрын

His Star Wars bit was amazing! 😻

@Emily-vn1xx 4 жыл бұрын

My husband and I watch DryBar a lot. This is the first time I've commented. He is absolutely hilarious!!!

@BrittBeeMcGee 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is brilliant. Fantastic.

@Nk-iq2wf 4 жыл бұрын

Omfg those voices vere just soo GREEAAAAAT!!! ";)

@RalphSampson... 4 жыл бұрын

I still have a set of Jarts.

@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to have a lawn dart . I bet you could hold off a swat team with one .☺

@DavidSmith-fk8wm 4 жыл бұрын

You want to sell them? Seriously! I'm buying back my childhood one toy at a time.

@RalphSampson... 4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidSmith-fk8wm Naaa. They were left over from my childhood. I have them setting on a glass display shelf. I, too, buy my childhood, when I can. I still have my 1978 Mongoose BMX (restored) and my Sears rainbow skateboard. It's fun and cool but, a little depressing at the same time. I think the word is "melancholy". I think if I sell the stuff, I may actually slip into a coma and/or die. I don't drink the blood of virgins. I just hold onto my past and maybe collect a few things I've lost. LOL. I enjoy it, as I'm sure you do.

@lone-wolf-1 3 жыл бұрын

The Romans called them Plumbata 😊

@michelemazzattocell2057 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is hysterical keep up the wonderful phenomenal work mr Greg Morton

@zigzag635 3 жыл бұрын

Greg, you are a funny dude my dude. You enjoy what you do and we can feel it

@Scavenger82 4 жыл бұрын

Yesss!! Such an awesome Christmas gift. Thank You Drybar, Greg is one of my all-time favorites. ❤

@mollysanders9757 4 жыл бұрын

When the shock and pain is so bad you scream with no sound!!😂😂😂 The dart throwing as kids.. Please do movies!! I would love to see him in character. He is so expressive..

@kae9341 4 жыл бұрын

This performance was PHENOMENAL

@evanclephane7685 4 жыл бұрын

Love this dude... Greg Frigin Morton!!!!

@Kenneth-it2if 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm 9 minutes in and I can't stop laughing! Of all the comedians I love this guy definitely makes me laugh the hardest!!!!

@tromboneJTS 4 жыл бұрын

INCREDIBLE vocal effects!!!

@lijy4328 4 жыл бұрын

He is so frickin funny

@Fibless 4 жыл бұрын

How many people watched his clips a year ago and then saw him on agt. Because the fact that he is talented as a comedian but got through agt exclusively on his voices is definitely something to behold

@LadyAxe13 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is the DEFINITION of comedy!

@_sheebie 3 жыл бұрын

Remember those hard plastic clinker clacker balls on a string? That was our main toy in the 70s and you'd clink them up and down up and down and they would just bruise you all over your arm.... Oh my my my.... I will never forget those things...OUCH!! This comedian was so funny, my tummy hurts from laughing. Awesome awesome show. Thank you. 😃

@alexkwon157 3 жыл бұрын

I died at "thank you, ladies and gentleman, that was the notebook."

@zoewood555 4 жыл бұрын

He did impressions on AGT. He is constantly hilarious 😂😂

@mamadee5855 4 жыл бұрын

He should have done more comedy on AGT. He might have won. Had no idea he was this funny.

@stevnreed7763 3 жыл бұрын

@@mamadee5855 Yeah that is true I think He did focus to much on just the voices. I hope we hear more of Him though..

@new2survival 4 жыл бұрын

He really needs his own show. Love the Walmart therapy.

@alicemescher8064 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness! Greg is hilarious. 🤣

@gunnar838 4 жыл бұрын

What a talent, poehh,bro you are extremely gooddddd, and you put your whole soul in it

@amandaforbes4579 4 жыл бұрын

I love his comedy. Hilarious

@bettyhouk8727 4 жыл бұрын

Me he is so funny ,I love him his humor so right on ! We braved the summertime heat with all the kids in the “hood” playing “Army” in the old apricot orchard,or base ball ! We were like one family ! Of course this was back in the 50s , we didn’t have iPads ,cell phones ,tv , malls ! But we did have movies 🎥 two feature. films . Two or three cartoons and movie tone news plus ads for next weeks movies ! Oh andThe serial of the month (soap opera for kids ) and the price of a ticket was a nickel ,or dime ! Adults 50 cents

@nononsense5182 4 жыл бұрын

I was thoroughly entertained!!😂🤣😂🤣

@eastsideterri22 4 жыл бұрын

I saw the God's must be crazy 2 too. They were awesome. The journey of that coke bottle was absolutely hilarious.

@jenwolf2325 4 жыл бұрын

I am so happy that he developed a full routine around his incredible talents! I loved him on AGT, but always wished he would flesh his routine out to a whole stand-up bit, which he now has done, and like I said, it makes me very happy!! Brilliant comic, superb timing

@rileyevan1 4 жыл бұрын

He's been doing this for years. Our local comedy club had him as a headliner several times 20 years ago. My friends and I went every time. Always packed the house.

@jenwolf2325 4 жыл бұрын

@@rileyevan1 oh, I didn't know that, but I'm glad to hear it. He's great!

@TheArkchild 4 жыл бұрын

HE GOT ME WITH THE DAFFY DUCK VOICE OVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🗣🗣

@Grissbane 4 жыл бұрын

I missed this guy so much! I remember his just for laughs appearance!

@mamahunteronthego4284 4 жыл бұрын

He won. I don't know if you can win anything but he won

@harmonie333 4 жыл бұрын

Why can I only like once, this guy is gold 👌

@carawolfe5321 4 жыл бұрын

Yep, lawn darts and getting smacked in the face with a tether ball. Ahhh, the good ol’ days. 😆

@MatthiaGryffine 3 жыл бұрын

I remember Greg Morton so many years ago performing at Just for Laughs. His routine is still one of the best ever.

@maeedwards8387 4 жыл бұрын

The ladies in the back are cracking me up!!!

@johnhenriques945 4 жыл бұрын

Wow! Amazing talent.

@bettyhouk8727 3 жыл бұрын

Unique and soooooo funny I love this guy ! His soul is humor at it’s best

@richardhead2281 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is amazing. I could sit down for hours on end and watch him act out his entire life.

@fredmac417 4 жыл бұрын

Very few comics make sides hurt and he's one of them. Great bit.

@rahulgharat5945 4 жыл бұрын

Best time spent on KZfaq!

@soulcheftanya 4 жыл бұрын

The kid who hurt themself joke almost made me piss myself. 🤣🤣🤣

@Music-lx1tf 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is really good hahaha

@LindaMcIntosh-vp9nm 4 жыл бұрын

YOU..Greg Morton, are HILARIOUS!!!!! I enjoyed every bit. I laughed so hard.😂

@brycedaddy01 4 жыл бұрын

Super Hilarious! Belt on the Shelf! Brings back old childhood memories!

@pastexpiry2013B 4 жыл бұрын

I truly believe clean humor like this is 100X harder than comedy with swearing and sex talk (or menstral talk which seems standard for female comedians).

@beatleme2 4 жыл бұрын

H3N1 you sunk my battleship 😂

@annadoyle2947 2 жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 So many good childhood memories!🙌🏼💜

@jeeplivion 4 жыл бұрын

It's funny watching this in Covid era. That feeling you had about the earth was spot on. The plague did come by!

@brianbe1430 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant sir 💥✔ 👍🏾😁 Bravo for growing up to Be a kid🙃

@Iron-Bridge 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is naturally funny. Love him 😂

@timothyn4699 4 жыл бұрын

This guy's hilarious! Great jokes combined with impressive facial expressions and voice acting

@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is an amazing talent👍👍

@fireballxl-5748 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny man. EDIT: Also, the first comedian, particularly black comedian who addresses black culture without being racist. Who is merely matter of fact about differences without judgment. Very refreshing. Love this guy.

@lordcron 4 жыл бұрын

I love his humor! Great Impersonations and sound effects! Cool dude!

@Parmesana 4 жыл бұрын

Greg..I love watching your comedy..

@jbaby007 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is incredible. Excellent late night watch.

@marcellepesek3038 2 жыл бұрын

This chap is great! The time went by far too fast! Thank you, "Dry Bar", it's so refreshing not to hear obscenities! He is well spoken and his imitations are hilarious. I Really enjoyed this! Best wishes to everybody out there, we need more laughter to balance out life's craziness!

@FallenAnvilForge 4 жыл бұрын

OMG the good ol' days, when survival was luck of the draw LMAO

@AK-jt7kh 4 жыл бұрын

This talent blows my mind

@Turandot29 4 жыл бұрын

Greg Morton should be in Hollywood doing...I dunno...all kinds of amazing voices! His impressions are SPOT on and I am sure there are 100's of other voices lurking in this fellow.