Middle Eastern Terrorist Caught At Southern Border

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Жыл бұрын

A Border Patrol agent catches a suspicious character trying to blend in with a group of Mexican migrants.
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@TheBabylonBee Жыл бұрын

It's a little-known fact that "El Crunchwrap Supreme" is actually Spanish for "The Crunchwrap Supreme." What's your favorite authentic Mexican food item from Taco Bell?

@Gilgamesh_The_Spicy Жыл бұрын

I don't know how long it will take and whose last name it will happen under but eventually a new strongest individual in history will be achieved oh lawd have spicy mercy.

@jamesyoung7400 Жыл бұрын

I used to love eating a taco bell, but unfortunately where I live it's too hard to order because no one fully understands English or Spanish working there so you never get what you want and ordering is too frustrating.

@frankjustus3117 Жыл бұрын

Double decker taco supreme

@jamesmunro8137 Жыл бұрын

Mountain Dew Baja

@leonardticsay8046 Жыл бұрын

Steak supreme chalupas. Three of them with everything.

@renegadeprime3871 Жыл бұрын

The kid was trying so hard not to break character, I would be laughing non stop.

@potcrak1 Жыл бұрын

Give the kid a break. She managed to carry forty kilos in two sachels.

@c.e.b.underpar1746 Жыл бұрын

Right, at the beginning. She was good!!

@charlylucky7508 Жыл бұрын

"Abdullo", 😆🤣

@whutzat Жыл бұрын

That made it better

@c.e.b.underpar1746 Жыл бұрын

@@azn88guy same kid?? If true, hell yeah!!!

@YoungGandalf2325 Жыл бұрын

They are wearing pride rainbow colors. It would be a hate crime to question them.

@jonzo22 Жыл бұрын

Only the one man is, he is

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

@eedd sdsd So, you were gay🏳‍🌈 on your youth...?😂😂

@thatoneperson134 Жыл бұрын

@@renatojrodriguez7469sped much?

@stevewhite3424 Жыл бұрын

@@renatojrodriguez7469 Short bus is waiting for you...

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

@@stevewhite3424 No is not, but your mom is waiting for me🤣🤣

@therealsharktime Жыл бұрын

The ending where he says "you're gonna need this to fight Russia!" Was the best part

@ziwrap Жыл бұрын

That patrol: buddy u need this bomb for Democracy

@SuperCulverin Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't recognize it as coming from the FBI. The FBI supplied weapons to the cartels as part of "Operation Fast and Furious." The whole thing ended up getting a whole bunch of people killed, including some Americans. Agents within BP knew about it and went along too. But none of them care. Because paychecks.

@Jiggerjaw Жыл бұрын

Thought the same until I saw the labels on the duffel bags.

@philosopher888stoned Жыл бұрын

@@Jiggerjaw👌👏

@Cwin-ny6bp 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, the epilogue with the duffel bags was also hilarious. This also seems to be pretty much what is actually happening.

@davidcooke8005 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see our southern border is in good hands.

@peacefulrecharge896 Жыл бұрын

Allstate

@isaiah53apologetics56 Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅🤭

@alfredome1493 Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican I can't tell the difference between the Ukrainian man and me!

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

Yo quiero borsch...!!

@MiySadochok Жыл бұрын

In Ukraine people are dying each day from russian missiles

@zakkandsurajmusic Жыл бұрын

His middle name is Volodmyr.

@1pcfred Жыл бұрын

The difference is we give Ukrainians billions of dollars that we could be using to fortify the border between our nation and yours. Because their border is much more important for us to defend than ours is. Duh!

@MCGamerD Жыл бұрын

At least we can distinguish the Arabs, they are the better looking ones. - an American Mexicana

@boxcarwillie3560 Жыл бұрын

Only thing not in the bag was a Chihuahua!🇺🇸

@Sgt_SealCluber Жыл бұрын

They already ate it. 😁

@wilhelmbuzzkyll Жыл бұрын

@Sgt_SealCluber bruh they weren’t chinese

@transparentglazier Жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmbuzzkyll I thought the Vietnamese ate dogs and the Chinese ate cats? Well, anyway I like eating kitties

@transparentglazier Жыл бұрын

A real Latino would have an American flag to prove a point

@wilhelmbuzzkyll Жыл бұрын

@@transparentglazier idk ‘‘twas merely a stereotypical jest

@myrrhavm Жыл бұрын

Again, nailed the democrat procedures to the T. What an embarrassment to them and actually all Americans.

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

Que,,,?😂😂😂

@Kathypeer Жыл бұрын

Not quite though... never disclosed the pronouns!!! We risk missgendering!

@myrrhavm Жыл бұрын

@@Kathypeer Ooh. Might have a “Gotcha” moment with the Bee. Or could it be they them their those countries don’t do such ridiculousness and they know it? But good eye, or ear to catch that.

@markusfreund6961 Жыл бұрын

Nah, they're acting out their handlers' orders to a T. No embarrassment included, except on our part for still seriously debating that shit instead of discarding them into the food chain so they can be useful for once.

@guaporeturns9472 Жыл бұрын

@@markusfreund6961😂stay mad

@HellaValley Жыл бұрын

As a Chicano (Mexican American) I found this to be hilarious. The terrorist could have said he came for pride month or a kids drag show and they would have welcomed him in for that too lol

@foncywoolsocksiii923 Жыл бұрын

Sadly accurate.

@bloodmooncomix457 Жыл бұрын

@@foncywoolsocksiii923CA. San Jose Preach! 👊😲😣🤬🇺🇸

@johnowens5342 Жыл бұрын

Sorry but Chicano means not Mexican and not American 😂 neither side claims you. Lucky for me I'm American and my wife is Mexican so my kids are dual citizens and not chicanos😅

@jackiebunting4000 Жыл бұрын

@@johnowens5342That was really rude and not necessary.

@johnowens5342 Жыл бұрын

@@jackiebunting4000 lo siento que te ofendi pero como decimos en México la verdad no mata pero incomoda. Si tu no entiendes el contexto cultural no puedes decir si es un insulto o un cumplido. 🤷 ¿quién eres tú para acusarme de haber dicho algo incierto? Si tienes evidencia respaldando tu argumento presentala y si no mejor buscas un verdadero hispano para que te educa sobre el tema.

@lobonoxxxx Жыл бұрын

More Border Bee, please. Very nice.

@StephenStine Жыл бұрын

The Borderline Bee

@acevidz2525 Жыл бұрын

@@StephenStine great name ngl

@vesubioromo9425 Жыл бұрын

"Uncle Abdulo." You people are insane!

@TheAnonymousKnightOfJustice 17 күн бұрын

Uncle Abdullah turned abdulo😂

@LATVERIAN1 Жыл бұрын

Good job, Kamala (*AKA Cackles the clown*)

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

MAGA TEARS🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ericpl7227 Жыл бұрын

@@renatojrodriguez7469 what's a "maga"?!

@nunyabidniz2868 Жыл бұрын

Horrible Harris is President Houseplant's life insurance policy. Nobody wants to go from bad to worse!

@desiguy55 Жыл бұрын

she visited every country in the world except the south border.

@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын

" Do not come! " -kumalot hairasss

@alonso3174 Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican it was very funny, cool that we can take some jokes and stereotypes. Also as a Mexican I can confirm that real Tamales could be easily be mistakes as an explosive device. It’s the only thing that still as a Mexican makes you run to the bathroom. Congrats guys, keep it going.

@SuperCulverin Жыл бұрын

Can confirm. *Real* Tamales are explosive.

@ItsMeTheDee Жыл бұрын

No way! A real Mexican has a digestive system tougher than a tank! Look at all the stuff we can handle (at least ½ of me), beans, cheese and salsa with every meal! Delicious fried everything. The water doesn't affect us when we visit Mex. You must be 2nd or 3rd generation! Poser! 😝

@agstros Жыл бұрын

Claro, mis nalgas estaban sudando mirando esto.

@Alexandrek1922 Жыл бұрын

En efecto 💀

@genio2509 Жыл бұрын

And also confirm we have endless chips and salsa. Porque me gustan [las] tostadas

@kirkmorrison6131 Жыл бұрын

The kid was the best part, she fought not to break character

@tablet8321 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it took him that long to realize he is a Ukranian 😅

@francellew2073 Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican, I approve this joke, it was hilarious. It's sad yo admit that is our reality on the border, despite the lies from the left. You have the right message Babylon Bee, those are the future voters.

@fbenfrank Жыл бұрын

Future voters 30 years later 🤦‍♂️

@hilariorosette8440 Жыл бұрын

@@fbenfrank exactly

@user-iy6de7qi1r 7 ай бұрын

Perhaps you don't know how much your statement means to those like me who simply don't like chaos and disorder. I've been watching the border since 73, and just starting to work for a living, and meeting Mexicans in Chicago, working.

@sw8741 Жыл бұрын

The Ukrainian Mexican had me busting up! Nothing more authentic Mexican food than a gordita and chalupa! The little girl is priceless too, yeah, she about busted out laughing.

@christiancrusader1481 Жыл бұрын

This is just so wrong in so many levels. The guy wasnt carrying a bomb, he CLEARLY said it was a hot tamale!. You just let a mexican cook go free into the hot desert to die instead of showing him the way to the nearest tex-mex restaurant 😭. I bet those tamales were delicious in some hot mexican dish! 😭.

@thesame4076 Жыл бұрын

The real terrorist was the girl midget. She is the one that had the money.

@HelloKitty-jz5gm Жыл бұрын

😅😅

@ThirtyNineWinks Жыл бұрын

“Me gusta Chernobyl”?

@doozydoge1053 Жыл бұрын

This is shamefully accurate.

@TheRealJimW Жыл бұрын

Shamefully...

@MCGamerD Жыл бұрын

But at least the Ukrainians are ready for the Russians.

@timothy4641 Жыл бұрын

Come for a joke, get the insider scoop of the evening news

@beowulfsrevenge4369 Жыл бұрын

They've got a totally legitimate prescription for those drugs guys. You wouldn't deprive someone of their asthma medicine as they travel through the desert, would you?

@pizzapartytime1826 Жыл бұрын

Definitely not 😂

@ernsttrekiew198 Жыл бұрын

@@pizzapartytime1826 "Ay caramba! Those 20,000 fentanyl tablets in the ziplock bags are for my headaches!"

@pizzapartytime1826 Жыл бұрын

@@ernsttrekiew198 oh ya! Sorry you have headaches

@Kim-hu4ox Жыл бұрын

I'm more frightened than laughing. Everything you play seems to be coming to pass.

@ellejagerman6105 Жыл бұрын

Well, maybe not the alien 👽 stuff... ... ... Right?...

@Kim-hu4ox Жыл бұрын

@@ellejagerman6105 no alien

@MCGamerD Жыл бұрын

It all already happened.

@ridiculousnicolaus2020 Жыл бұрын

Let's go Brandon!!!

@garywagner2466 Жыл бұрын

“Daynada, future citizens!” You guys crack me up.

@afzalgulzar7506 Жыл бұрын

I m a pakistani and I approve this message 😂❤

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@aansaidjaar502om Жыл бұрын

What are you guys sick? It was wrong on many levels. Why would an Arab have Pakistani rupees and Middle East is different than South Asia. Terrorism isn't limited to Muslims but atheists, christians and Jews, are the bigger ones

@spiritech369 Жыл бұрын

I'm mexican and i approve this.

@iiiiiiiii7 Жыл бұрын

Mexican too; also approve.

@californiadreamer2580 11 ай бұрын

I'm Mexican- adjacent and I approve it too 😊

@calebdoner Жыл бұрын

When satire is more real than the news....again.

@GhostSot Жыл бұрын

As a border state, it would have been much better to have the agent basically knowing these people were full of it, but reading off a new list of rules that basically ties his hands from doing anything.

@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын

I think for the past 2 decades the majority of people crossing the border were not from Mexico.

@tetraxis3011 10 ай бұрын

From what it looks like only the little girl was involved. The others might be legit.

@guruthossindarin3563 Жыл бұрын

I LOLed, then my face scrunched up because of the underlying seriousness ☹

@CreeperG0d Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican, I can confirm tamales look like explosives.

@adamthomson2873 Жыл бұрын

Sad but probably very accurate. Thank you heels up.

@itstimefortim Жыл бұрын

"Me gusta... Chernobyl! Very convincing. XD

@rebekahgeneva5410 Жыл бұрын

Funny how the video premieres in 60 minutes at noon, then in 60 minutes at 2...there is a "notify" me bell that is, no doubt, out of order

@WeighedWilson Жыл бұрын

Was it a taco bell?

@DrMackSplackem Жыл бұрын

That bell's just to let you know to make a run for the border, the second time was for those of you who missed the earlier push.

@rebekahgeneva5410 Жыл бұрын

@@DrMackSplackem LoL 😂😂😂

@transparentglazier Жыл бұрын

The Minnie Pearl price tag on the sombrero, priceless!

@thecalvinistkat Жыл бұрын

The drugs at the end got me 😂

@jpwoelfling Жыл бұрын

Anyone else noticed that the little girl had to carry 2 drug bags, but the grown woman only one? lol

@michaelmaxim7207 Жыл бұрын

Trans women should only have to carry one. Stop trying to oppress them. Bigot !!

@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever Жыл бұрын

The grown woman's pants would have split if she had had to carry any more weight

@iiiiiiiii7 Жыл бұрын

Good eye

@kallewirsch2263 Жыл бұрын

Did you dare to guess their gender?

@michaelmaxim7207 Жыл бұрын

@@kallewirsch2263 not a guess, and Yes I dare.

@OlgaSmirnova1 Жыл бұрын

The kid is trying not lo laugh 😂

@ChandraCoatsBengalifornia Жыл бұрын

Now I get to confuse everyone by telling them that's my brother. 😂

@GoodNews-px2im Жыл бұрын

The funniest part was, “processed quickly.” 😂 And he said it with a straight face!

@daddyrare Жыл бұрын

All fun and games until it actually happens.

@ericsfishingadventures4433 Жыл бұрын

Funny if it wasn't exactly what's going on!

@SuperCulverin Жыл бұрын

Except, in the real world, it would be the FBI supplying the explosives.

@Tential1 Жыл бұрын

Why is this so realistic?

@JudyGurl Жыл бұрын

Despite that fact that it is slightly insulting to our border patrol, that was funny AF

@normalhuman9260 Жыл бұрын

Insulting?! Nah,BP are laughing at this too,because they are aware enough to realize that is basically what they are expected to do nowadays. They are like a boxer being paid to box,but their pay checks come from a guy that hand cuffs them as they step into the ring. They know that they are supposed to lose,hence the cuff requirement.

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

What´s insulting about it...? Is the plain truth

@WeighedWilson Жыл бұрын

If they were effective, the drugs wouldn't be getting in.

@c.e.b.underpar1746 Жыл бұрын

It's NOT the Boarder Patrols policy they are following its Biden's orders and NOT the actual LAW!!!

@viponly5372 Жыл бұрын

We should insult them, thousands of missing kids because of them

@Lightning613 Жыл бұрын

Forgot to give them their cell phones, Cash, and Federal ID cards . . . . . . .

@ernsttrekiew198 Жыл бұрын

Obama phones!! (remember the "Obama Phone lady" from years ago? Hahaha!

@McBeefRod Жыл бұрын

I enjoy that they not only labeled their drug bags, but they labeled them in English

@g-man2507 Жыл бұрын

I thought this was a skit but did not realize it was an actual documentary on how the border control works.

@Tarodenaro Жыл бұрын

1:01 that poor kid tries her hardest not to laugh lmao

@TheFlyingZulu Жыл бұрын

1:38 lol I don't see how people stop themselves from laughing while filming this... the girl was close to laughing in that shot.

@mersifullwolf4054 Жыл бұрын

It was so heartwarming to hear the guard say *”any friend of Ukraines is a friend of ours”* ❤️but the fact that the word “Chernobyl” alone, convinced him 💀

@sharpiefatah3657 Жыл бұрын

That's just pure hypocrisy

@mersifullwolf4054 Жыл бұрын

@@sharpiefatah3657 how?

@sharpiefatah3657 Жыл бұрын

@@mersifullwolf4054you know how European and western medias portrayed Ukraine immigrants. "" White, blue eyes etc."". When comes to immigrants that is destroyed west iraq, Syria etc. They treat them like Garbage

@michaelmcdoesntexist1459 Жыл бұрын

Because they're not supporting Ukraine as much as they're opposing Russia not because any moral inclination but rather because of the same old hate against their political factions. He even gives back the bomb just so the terrorist can kill Russians. The hypocrisy is that terrorism is wrong when Arabic people do it against Americans but not when Ukraine people do it against Russians.

@cityofgarlic4088 Жыл бұрын

Como mexicano yo apruebo este video

@RUHDD4HVN Жыл бұрын

Man did everyone have their best act on that day...... kudos to the profession of being great hypocrites (actors and politicians). Glad I'm subbed now....what took me sooooo long? This is the best of the best!!

@WadeWeigle Жыл бұрын

Spot on again. Sad but true. So true.

@gi169 Жыл бұрын

The Babylon Bee is awesome, and so is Tony Heller...

@johnhoyle6390 Жыл бұрын

And Toto and Opela

@gi169 Жыл бұрын

@@johnhoyle6390 Awesome, glad to see ya here Tony Heller fan...👍👍👍

@leonardticsay8046 Жыл бұрын

Just in time for taco tuesday. Or is it shawarma tuesday?

@samuelbarrientos5757 Жыл бұрын

I would love a babylon bee movie

@chasew8293 Жыл бұрын

Hollywood wouldn't allow it.

@richardliebes4874 Жыл бұрын

@@chasew8293 We don't need no stinkin' Hollywood!

@jimmymartin1902 Жыл бұрын

Should of game him a bag full of cash too. That's what sleepy Joe does.

@iamkesha. Жыл бұрын

I enjoy see these new videos with a ‘diverse’ actors especially with the children. Good job.

@jennifermizutani6230 Жыл бұрын

If I recall correctly, tacos are named after plugs of dynamite. So, maybe he should have said it was a taco. 😂

@jennifermizutani6230 Жыл бұрын

@bronzepitbulls I'm just talking about the name.

@jennifermizutani6230 Жыл бұрын

@bronzepitbulls ok, from what I understood the word existed, but it wasn't connected to the food until people started comparing the food the miners were eating to the plugs of dynamite they were using at work. But I could be wrong, that's just what I recall from the history of tacos I heard.

@jennifermizutani6230 Жыл бұрын

@bronzepitbulls yes I was aware of that. But thank you.

@quinceyfrewin7260 Жыл бұрын

I lived in Mexico for two years and I never had chips and salsa. Also, it cost extra to have cheese on a quesadilla!

@D71219ONE Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the chips and salsa this is mostly an American thing at Mexican restaurants.

@le13579 Жыл бұрын

That's the point isn't it?

@Mglue3 Жыл бұрын

A quesadillia without cheez? HERESY!

@eliseoandrade8126 Жыл бұрын

If you experienced that in the capital, Mexico City, then that’s totally accurate. They ask you if you want cheese on your quesadilla or not. It’s the only place where quesadillas have no cheese 😂

@adorablydeplorable7580 7 ай бұрын

I really love the Babylon Bee.

@ChandlerJuliet Жыл бұрын

That was muy powerful

@Vitamortis. Жыл бұрын

muy bueno

@user-ic7xd8vg2q Жыл бұрын

The 5k rupee note 😂👌

@joeross8863 4 ай бұрын

I lost it at the "Margaritaville"

@kameradluis Жыл бұрын

"Me necesito siesto", jajajajajajajaja

@IoriaDieffenbach Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican, I approve! 🤪👍

@riftshredder5438 Жыл бұрын

I thought that kid was gonna be the actual terrorist lol

@TheRealJimW Жыл бұрын

Nah, just a drug mule... if she's lucky

@riftshredder5438 Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealJimW so true

@pendragonshall Жыл бұрын

That last part... Welcome to Arizona.. and yes we thank democrats and rinos for that

@renatojrodriguez7469 Жыл бұрын

We do too...!! 🤣🤣

@DanielEstill Жыл бұрын

I used to work for Taco Bell and thier slogan used to be, "Make a run for the border!"

@notthefbi7932 Жыл бұрын

Hey he learned all of his Spanish the same place I did Taco Bell school of language 😁 I couldn't afford the Taco Time school of language 😢

@geochonker9052 Жыл бұрын

Masterpiece as always

@BassistPaul Жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@gary9046 Жыл бұрын

Yep!

@robertlewis6915 Жыл бұрын

This is actually hilarious.

@ritab-c492 Жыл бұрын

Babylon Bee is way too accurate!!

@rluellam Жыл бұрын

“You forgot your bomb.” Too funny!

@dianethoroughman9541 Жыл бұрын

The bag the girl was carrying said drugs on the side of it. Lol.

@Nick_B_Bad Жыл бұрын

Freaking hilarious!! 👏🏻👏🏻

@mewregaurdhissyfit7733 Жыл бұрын

I'm confused. People keep saying the BB is a comedic site for parodies. So far, all I've seen from them is the absolute truth about whats going on in this country.

@ashtonbeckett5596 2 ай бұрын

As a Mexican this is exactly how we approach and we practice this every year with the BSATS which stands for Boarder Standerd Assesment Tacos Sombreros.

@ChristinewithaC Жыл бұрын

That’s great! Gotta love the twist ending! 😂

@user-tr6ty3uc3m Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU for giving me a few minutes to have something to laugh about.

@palehorseman8386 Жыл бұрын

So close. I was really rooting for the border agent this time😅

@thewokefindergeneral7631 Жыл бұрын

These days the border guard would be giving each of them a new iPhone & driving them to a five star hotel

@Ananonymousguy-nk9oj 4 ай бұрын

''No te corras'' has a *very* different meaning to ''do not flee''

@lindaisrael1798 Жыл бұрын

Just thinking, what if the guy with the guitar had said that he had wanted to entre America's Got Talent, and that it was his dream to meet Simon Cowel.

@Anonymous-ld2hi 7 ай бұрын

Did anyone notice the black bags labelled "drugs"?😂

@tamarakuklinski4240 Жыл бұрын

Lol😅😅😅😅😅 the bags are labeled DRUGS...

@revrup Жыл бұрын

Oh, burn!!!! 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 Well done, BB! 👏🏽 👏🏽

@vladivanov5500 Жыл бұрын

I should probably sit this one out.

@Polimuni Жыл бұрын

As a mexican, I find this awesome! 👌

@colelantz1743 11 ай бұрын

Looked up the conversion rate of Rupees to Dollars, he gave kid equivalent of $17.64

@frankpichardo5299 Жыл бұрын

“Mee hermana veeveh ehn TOO-sawn.” That’s a thick American English accent. 😂

@everxil119 Жыл бұрын

I know this was supposed to be funny (which it was), but it is rather a tragic reality for a lot of people, specially the last part. It is indeed devastating! :( Thanks Babylon Bee for making this video!