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Should Your Boyfriend Play Hitman III?
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The new year has started with a hit...man game. That was my first ever experience with Agent 47 and I laughed at how bananas he is, but my boyfriend felt a little more cranky about some of the design choices. Please enjoy this very silly episode of Girlfriend Reviews!
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@GirlfriendReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Tonight we are playing The Medium on Twitch! Should we review it though??? Tell us else what else to play! We're thinking of doing some classics soon. Skyrim finally?
@laboon344 3 жыл бұрын
Skyrim
@ragingtoaster5643 3 жыл бұрын
The mass effect trilogy. Yes, I said trilogy. What do you mean there's a fourth one?
@Tyliv 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Skyrim
@slappyface6574 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely review the Medium if you can, it looks really good
@pebbellz 3 жыл бұрын
You guys should do Persona 5!
@TheThundercool 3 жыл бұрын
The thing about hitman is that there's always a correct way, a wrong way, and a million alternative and ridiculous ways to kill the targets, and all of them are unlockable achievements.
@steelbear2063 3 жыл бұрын
Basically like the right way, the wrong way and the army way
@cizd 3 жыл бұрын
Not all of them have achievements. If you're going pure time attack without considering silent assassin you'll rarely get the best score or an achievement for that. Still I think the achievements and opportunities and intel and most mechanics in general are there to help first timers through a missions so that they can learn the map and then experiment and then do insane time attacks. If you think Hitman is slow it's because you only played each map once and as a result you don't know the layout so you hit a lot of bumps along the ride that slow you down.
@Naijiro 3 жыл бұрын
Unlockable achievements....assuming their servers don't kick you out and waste your time.
@joebaker1 3 жыл бұрын
The three ways to play are: Mike, Jane and Andy 😉
@BTBSOUNDS 3 жыл бұрын
@@joebaker1 I understood that reference
@predetor911 3 жыл бұрын
That’s good boyfriend material, playing a game he doesn’t like for his girlfriend’s amusement.
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
More like he asked for this Girlfriend: can I watch you play video games Boyfriend: *gets excited* of course you can But now Girlfriend: ooo its like goose game but you're a man Boyfriend: noooo
@jplayer073 3 жыл бұрын
Relationship goals.
@M0ToR 3 жыл бұрын
with his tongue
@Rakshiir 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I jus wanted to comment the same thing. Then I saw someone already did. Still waiting for the moment this turns into wife reviews
@Dostwyn 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he also probably played it because they want to make a video about it since it's the current hot new game and they'll get lots of clicks for it.
@licittofficial 3 жыл бұрын
"He didn't like hitman 3, but he kept going cause it made me laugh" awww thats almost cute
@Noaimassist33 3 жыл бұрын
Almost.
@poprocks6576 3 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@henryvs 3 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@winstonsmith77 3 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@henryvs 3 жыл бұрын
@@winstonsmith77 aww man I was hoping other people would respond with almost?
@KillahMate 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman and Goose Game are absolutely related, yes. Goose Game also pulls a lot from Metal Gear Solid no doubt, but it feels very much like a very friendly and G-rated distillation of the entire stealth genre, so it's no surprise that someone new to Hitman would immediately make that connection.
@StayFractalesque 3 жыл бұрын
I think she just likes the goose game..
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque who doesn't *honk* Oh no the goose just stole all your likes!
@plantrightsmatter3011 3 жыл бұрын
*Goose-rated
@ryandarshen1846 3 жыл бұрын
There's also an untitled goose game Easter egg in Berlin :)
@henry-ys8wp 3 жыл бұрын
i think it’s a bit more than that. hitman and goose game both share elements which make the game less like a stealth game and more like a puzzle game. they can also often have similar senses of humour
@owensreviews625 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I love playing a game where you play as Mr. Clean taking out the toughest stains that just won’t come out.
@loverboy0069 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is golden
@ascaredmilipede7971 3 жыл бұрын
Cleaning that final 0.1%
@johnconstantine7442 3 жыл бұрын
stains on society
@MrWick-el4wk 3 жыл бұрын
@@ascaredmilipede7971 the final solution
@ginkiba3 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrWick-el4wk how about no.
@aldsamanda6114 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 Luigi holding a gun to his own head Lmao.
@portorolla4157 3 жыл бұрын
I'm such an idiot I didn't notice that lol
@nepnepfan 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that
@aldsamanda6114 3 жыл бұрын
@@portorolla4157 well I had to pause after noticing it. Was just to funny to ignore.
@TacticusPrime 3 жыл бұрын
Matt and his editing jokes.
@wileecoyotegenius5955 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's just summoning his Persona. BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@JesusHChrist1 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody's seen Matt and the Penguin in the same room, though.
@pizzadragon2699 3 жыл бұрын
Are you the world's greatest detective?
@JesusHChrist1 3 жыл бұрын
@@pizzadragon2699 Akechi got nothing on me
@sadcoolboykevinosth812 3 жыл бұрын
@@JesusHChrist1 I thought that was Batman lol
@daviavvi 3 жыл бұрын
@@sadcoolboykevinosth812 what if he IS batman tho...
@DFILL450 3 жыл бұрын
Shelby: "Thanks Honey for sponsoring this video" Matt: *Murders 17 people with a shovel*
@Hirnlego999 3 жыл бұрын
I'm digging it
@KirbySGM 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you actually correctly counted this...
@EnLaMatrix1 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta call a spade a spade
@kvineet631 3 жыл бұрын
I was surprised how the shovel and the people perfectly lined up for a perfect swing and smack to the face everytime.😂 If you play any sport where you have to swing and hit, you know how difficult it is.
@jeremyb1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@KirbySGM Surprised you actually counted to check if he counted correctly 👌😂
@RedheadJack 3 жыл бұрын
This editing and the level of arrested development references is amazing
@YunisRajab 3 жыл бұрын
NO TOUCHING
@JohnS-ki2zf 3 жыл бұрын
Arrested development is one of my favorite shows ever (seasons 1-3 of course)
@iamMarsPluto 3 жыл бұрын
Firsttime?.gif
@withalittlehelpfrom3 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what I expected...”
@Udgrasil13 3 жыл бұрын
"WHERE THE F'#+@K ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS!"
@agentc7020 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking as someone that finished all the missions in hitman 2 multiple times: fair point, the game really isn’t for everyone now that I think about it, tho you really really missed the great one liners 47 gives after he completes the bulb light missions
@aliceinwonderland4395 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it never really was for everyone, that's why when Square Enix made them do Absolution most people who loved Hitman hated it for being so deprived of its soul
@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII 3 жыл бұрын
big fan of 47 telling someone he's about to murder that "the food is to die for"
@ttime441 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got blood money for free (apparently the best game in the series) and just didn’t like it one bit
@akmal94ibrahim 3 жыл бұрын
I'm big into stealth games (MGS series, Splinter Cell, and playing a stealth build if I can in every single RPG) but for some reason I can never get into Hitman. I guess because it's more of an undercover game rather than actually being stealthy. I can see the appeal, but it's just not for me. Good that IOI doubles down on its formula though.
@agentc7020 3 жыл бұрын
@@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII hilarious shit, my personal favorite is the one in Colombia when the cartel boss tells him to do his job (referring to 47 disguised as a tattoo artist) and 47 saying “will do” (referring to how he’s going to kill him with the ink machine), too good
@belakitu8331 3 жыл бұрын
The ending clip reminded me of "The Slap: Part 2"
@aqvist4696 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! 😄
@Dovlaboss1992 3 жыл бұрын
Dammit, 9 hours late to comment 😂
@MindofMichaelMyers 3 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@FxUznilo 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@InfiniteDarkMass 3 жыл бұрын
I love that video. Sometimes I wanna reenact it.
@portorolla4157 3 жыл бұрын
0:51 What's funny is, somewhere in the game there is a roadblock guarded by policemen and there's a sign with Goose on it.
@fipachu 6 ай бұрын
It’s in Berlin. ZUTRITT VERBOTEN
@realkingofantarctica 3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed at the lack of piano-playing in this Seth Everman simulator.
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
Hes the baaaald guy
@LeumazDnazor 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshevans3421 duh
@nuv2987 3 жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed at the lack of sexual intercourse in this Johnny Sins simulator.
@rzk_audio 3 жыл бұрын
@@nuv2987 HAHAAHA
@MrSkinnyWhale 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I never realised that the Goose Game is totally just an E rated Hitman or MGS.
@MrHerecomesjohnny 3 жыл бұрын
they kinda wear the stealth aspect on their sleeve tho
@jeffreysian-salas1689 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrHerecomesjohnny that just means the goose did it better. No one expects the goose, therefore making it the superior stealth operative
@mr.spaghettiwizard8144 3 жыл бұрын
5:19 this part had my laughing so damn hard. Like I was about to pass out do to a lack of oxygen.
@gcb22 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman ain’t for everyone, but it SPEAKS to some of us
@theblackbaron4119 3 жыл бұрын
To bald guys? You can try Rogain... I heard that is supposed to work.
@BTBSOUNDS 3 жыл бұрын
I can see how the story doesn't make sense when you jump into the third game without playing the first 2 or the expansions that came after each but if you have, that ending, hell this entire game is pure *chefs kiss*. Seriously, I cannot wait to see IO do the Bond game, I had doubts but holy crap this was amazing
@Kelthret 3 жыл бұрын
I played Hitman 1 and 2 and watched some of 3, still have no idea what the story is about. They're great games though
@LifesDeath 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kelthret Same here.
@Quotenwagnerianer 3 жыл бұрын
If you bought Hitman III before January 31st then you would get Hitman 1 for free. You can just access the missions from inside the game. That's what I'm doing to catch up on the story.
@BTBSOUNDS 3 жыл бұрын
@@Quotenwagnerianer Won't lie, the first game's story was something I literally skipped entirely and I didnt get into the story till the last mission of Hitman 2 and I REALLY got into it during the first Hitman 2 expansion in New York at which point I went back. 1 doesnt have the strongest story imo but 2 and 3 (especially) knock it out
@brucesnow7125 2 жыл бұрын
47: This is what it means to lose everything. Arthur: You're making a mistake! 47: It's mine to make. Absolute chills.
@bluehammer1245 3 жыл бұрын
Forced online single player is a concept that needs to die out quickly. I absolutely refuse to play any game that has it.
@subtleechidnab5179 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I will not give my money to any company that does this.
@Soshi12005 3 жыл бұрын
What’s online single player?
@jamiemeicheng6589 3 жыл бұрын
why would devs even do this?
@abhishekvvs8622 3 жыл бұрын
@@Soshi12005 single player games which force you to be online to play the game. If you're offline, you can't play the game.
@dropkickpherby6994 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiemeicheng6589 I think it's to track player style and preferences like cookies on internet browsing. Its abysmal and I don't approve at all but I think that's why.
@Lord_Phoenix95 3 жыл бұрын
GF Reviews: Hitman is just a Goose in a disguise. Me: *mind explodes at sheer concept*
@frusci.t 3 жыл бұрын
I simply cant play Hitman any other way than going for Silent Assassin, when you get the hang of it, its the best shit ever. One of my favorite trilogies of all time.
@KorporalNoobs 3 жыл бұрын
Ain't happy till i got all Classic achivements in one game (including No evidence and Sniper Assassin). Sniper Assassin probably wasn't intended to mean "shoot 3 targets lying unconcious on the floor from one foot away" but i ain't losing those "no body found" score points.
@anacarolinaguimaraesmachad5874 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for your reply, my friend. You’re the only person I can think about when someone talks about Hitman (and sometimes the person talking about it it’s you tho)
@gcb22 3 жыл бұрын
It definitely scratches the OCD/completionist/speed run itches
@Iggins420 3 жыл бұрын
cant wait for Elusive Contracts....
@Iggins420 3 жыл бұрын
Classic Coin, Black Briefcase, Casual Undercover... feels good....
@baguette7351 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of npcs IOI put in one map really took a hit on the npc's intelligence and motor skills
@kurtkrienke2956 3 жыл бұрын
The glitches they showed must be super rare. I have around 80 hours in the new hitman game and have never seen them.
@LiTTleGaBi21 3 жыл бұрын
dunno, it felt the same in Hitman 2, especially Miami, deadbrain npcs and a couple of clones
@kurtkrienke2956 3 жыл бұрын
@@LiTTleGaBi21 yeah that's definitely the case, I was referring (though admittedly unclearly) to the geometry glitches they showed
@jimmu8689 3 жыл бұрын
@@LiTTleGaBi21 it’s because most npcs in crowds are just there for atmosphere
@LiTTleGaBi21 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmu8689 yeah, I'm not blaming them, you don't really need to analyze every npcs, they are set dressing
@travisnorman 3 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit laughing at the shovel massacre at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@invock 3 жыл бұрын
HEY WHAT *TONK* PLEASE DON- *TONK* WHO THE *TONK* OH NO *TONK*
@derekmartin518 3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing again just thinking about it.
@Lord_Phoenix95 3 жыл бұрын
@@invock it's the *TONK* that really sells it.
@Karajorma 3 жыл бұрын
After watching the 10th person cower and still get hit with the shovel, why not try a different strategy? Like running away or something.
@coyoteone6197 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Hitman games because they're puzzle games that pretend they're shooters.
@captainleam4031 3 жыл бұрын
They really are and people should stop thinking the opposite
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
And the protagonist is a goose pretending to be a man
@gavinathling 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainleam4031 I believe you. Well, I want to believe you. The thing is, I kind of like puzzle games, but these feel so labored and contrived...
@formoftherapy 3 жыл бұрын
Okay this is my first time discovering this channel and...this might be the most hilarious review video I’ve ever watched? The concept is fun but also funny and the references and jokes are spot on 👌🏻
@cliftonwindham4194 3 жыл бұрын
Most of their work is great and worth checking out
@ridwana4037 3 жыл бұрын
Go on a binge on their channel. Now.
@FFlyMan 3 жыл бұрын
Their Red dead redemption 2 review is hilarious
@hotdognl70 3 жыл бұрын
Brace yourself for a lot of catching up to do ;)
@tp7886 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to greatness.
@cheemsthegranolaguy7622 3 жыл бұрын
"The biggest problem is that the player's default speed is still faster than the escort target's walk speed!" Long time gamers: "First time?"
@hitmonkey4726 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I play on controller and if you tilt it to the end, you're too fast and if you tilt it slowly, you're going to slow.
@mide8845 3 жыл бұрын
Watch dunkeys ’assassins creed is boring’ vid
@cattysplat 3 жыл бұрын
Game Devs: "Trailing a person in real time gives you the full sneaky spy experience". Players: "ZZZzzz...mission failed because I got bored".
@FaithandValor 3 жыл бұрын
“Evil snail.” Do you have all of the Office memorized in your brain? I can’t think of any other way to pull such a specific reference. Good stuff.
@vaporsaver 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why you'd include Metal Gear Solid V with the "other games" when you can go around squirting enemies with a little water pistol while wearing a chicken hat and sliding down a sand dune in a cardboard box with an anime girl poster slapped on the side of it. If stealth games were all in a classroom, Metal Gear and Hitman would both be in the back cutting up together.
@ggs27 3 жыл бұрын
They are the least stealth from stealth games ironically, since they are probably the most famous
@shawnwax9576 3 жыл бұрын
I took out the biggest bases in mgs v armed with nothing but a cardboard box and water pistol. A+ fun.
@wakandanknuckle4780 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a bald man hitting a person with a fish...
@dside_ru 3 жыл бұрын
Curiously, Russian has an expression "дать леща" (literally "to give a bream", and yes, bream is a kind of fish) that means roughly "to hit/to punch".
@Karajorma 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still trying to figure out why his baldness is important to this........
@williamshaw472 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping you’d play the Michael Scott scene where he falls into a Koi Pond @4:56
@Hack_The_Planet_ 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman 1-3 always online has always pissed me off especially when it crashes all the time
@del132 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, what the..." *donk* "Oh no!" *bonk* "Please, d..." *donk* "Hey, what the..." *dink* "Oh, no!" *donk*
@BunnEFartz 3 жыл бұрын
"OMG he's got a banana!" "I took the John Cleese self defense class...I'm good."
@gracecalis5421 3 жыл бұрын
0/5 "New personal best"
@overlord7647 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is fooled by hitman games. no it's not a FPS and no it's not a RPG (kinda). Hitman game is actually a strategy game. It's not about completing the mission, It's about how you complete the mission.
@AnonYMouse-ky4sg 3 жыл бұрын
It’s more puzzle than strategy on the spectrum. Strategy is more about dealing with unexpected scenarios with the tools you have available, puzzle involves a lot of level restarts to figure out the one correct way to do something.
@jackofdiamonds7303 3 жыл бұрын
So, Agent Goose then?
@IainGeddes 3 жыл бұрын
It has been an absolute pleasure watching this channel grow and grow and GROW! Proud to say I've been here since the first few thousand subs - excellent job guys, very well deserved! 👏
@GirlfriendReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ❤️
@8minecrafter8 3 жыл бұрын
The Arrested Development + Umbrella bit was hilarious. Perfect parallel.
@bigruss2665 3 жыл бұрын
So Hitman's weapon of choice is 100%, certified, a banana?
@namelessnpc6689 3 жыл бұрын
The feeling I get when you both upload a new video is the same feeling I get when I get to watch the next episode of my favorite tv shows.
@robertojacome8461 3 жыл бұрын
"Let us fishslap the entire cast from knives out" 🤣 Long story short I'm wheezing 🤣
@ianblackburn2645 3 жыл бұрын
The whole stealth genre is a actually meme once you start to play multiple game series I feel like on the surface they are all super serious but as soon as you actually start playing them you realise they are designed for goofy shit
@iturriguillermo 3 жыл бұрын
5:12 Hitman is in fact a game about the personal space.
@stevekjr9563 3 жыл бұрын
"I wish this was more like Doom Eternal!" Last clip of the video: >Cue BFG Division >Rip and Tear with 37 consecutive shovel Glory Kills.
@lukesandadordoceu4835 3 жыл бұрын
One of the challenges I gave myself when playing hitman 1 (especially when I had to play offline) was the “kill everyone challenge”. Basically went very similar to the clip in the end
@azuradawn5683 3 жыл бұрын
If you aren't already familiar, you should check out Many A True Nerd's channel - he's done Kill Everything Hitman challenges (along with Kill Everything and YOLO Fallout and a ton of other things like that) and he's fantastic.
@farouq7107 3 жыл бұрын
If your boyfriend doesn’t kill all targets with a fish, then you need to find a new boyfriend
@SoggyCorpse 3 жыл бұрын
Mad love on the funky kong music for your ads. Honestly kept me watching, cause that tune makes me want to daaaaaaaance
@faresourtrex4069 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I say this basicly to every new channel I stumble upone but HOLY SHIT this channel is the most underated one so far there has not been a single second I wondered how long is this video execpt when I didn't want it to end. Your use of pop culture video clips is one of the funniest I've seen and your way of talking is full of confidence and humore. Your Boy friend is a lucky man and can't wait for other videos untill then I will start bench watching like 30% of your channel.
@Drunkle2552 3 жыл бұрын
Once a great person said," Nothing is stronger than love, except an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher".
@mawholdi7309 3 жыл бұрын
The ending reminds me of that one slap video. He just slaps everyone
@rossedwardmiller 3 жыл бұрын
At the end, watching 47 with a shovel: “A weapon to surpass metal gear!”
@samuelcalebwee1070 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much that I’ll actually sit through the 15 second ads that KZfaq dumps in the middle so they get that sweet ad buck T.T
@gehtdinichtsan309 3 жыл бұрын
"the sh*t is bananas; b-a-n-a-n-a-s !"
@TheParentalRevolution 3 жыл бұрын
How on earth does one find a "evil snail" clip?
@KravenErgeist 3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this channel, been loving all the humor thrown into the reviews! I'm hoping to see you guys review Bayonetta/Secretary With Guns at some point, since it keeps getting call-outs in your other reviews! XD Looking forward to more!
@cavianguardian 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy y’all uploaded I’ve been watching y’all old videos nonstop for pure gold entertainment!!!!! Y’all inspire me so much
@Pleasant_Green 3 жыл бұрын
"Honey: stick around to the end to hear more!" Trust me, there's nothing you can tell us about Honey at this stage that we don't already know! XD
@gundam0083113 3 жыл бұрын
Should your Boyfriend play bioshock infinite
@stevekjr9563 3 жыл бұрын
"Or What It's Like to Feel Your BF Replace You with A Magical, Doe-Eyed NPC"
@johnconstantine7442 3 жыл бұрын
the right words are "would you kindly"
@mrhamburgler480 3 жыл бұрын
wtf! I'm running thri this game now and thought man wonder if they'd review bioshock
@r_tonline 3 жыл бұрын
I freakin love this channel. I was having a bad night at work and watching this when I got home made me laugh in the first 30 seconds. Thank you
@Quagmirekoa 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Girlfriend Reviews: 2:01. I need that image in an avatar, a t-shirt or something. I love it. And I don't know why I'm still laughing.
@unknown-qp2kk 3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember a gun in Luigi's Mansion something is going on 🤔
@bloodrayne2645 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Shelby when are you going to review the masterpiece called Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine
@thecowardford 2 жыл бұрын
Watching people play Hitman without going for a Silent Assassin ranking and killing everyone recklessly is like seeing someone throw away $50 steak because they were craving a Big Mac. It breaks my heart every time. Also, in regards to the “always online” rant, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway because playing GTA-style pretty much guarantees a 0 star rank anyway. Still though, it’s not for everyone, but those of us who love it, LOVE it. It’s literally a James Bond espionage simulator and I praise da lord every time I think about it’s existence.
@chadrichards4681 3 жыл бұрын
I literally got on this Chanel with plans to say I’m upset there hasn’t been a new video and BAM! There is one right here!!!
@davidunderwood9728 3 жыл бұрын
To each their own but this Hitman trilogy is one of my favorite games. (Just one large game now) Did Matt play Hitman (2016) or Hitman 2? If not play through those and Hitman 3 will be a whole different experience.
@nocturneraider 3 жыл бұрын
And watch videos of the other games since they all tie in
@buttermilk5364 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman games are not for them. Some people just don't like the style of this game. I for one have been playing since hitman codename 47 and I couldn't be happier that hitman is back.
@user_witcher32 3 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 well that's good. I would rather have a game be proud of it's identity than changing them into something which fits mainstream
@And1slash 3 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 I think the issue is that they want more quicker / instant ways to eliminate the targets when I got hitman 2016 I didn't understand the game much and tried getting the targets eliminated quickly and put me off the game when hitman 2 came out I got more serious and watched how others play the game now I mostly can get SA ratings or close on most missions the game/s are quite good after you work out the mechanics but some don't try hard enough
@steelbear2063 3 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 I played Blood Money a legion of times, but from what I see in this review Hitman 3 is gonna be a hard pass
@evanhoffman3724 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a subnautica review, Matt and you would love it.
@silas6328 3 жыл бұрын
That shovel rampage at the end. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.
@heavyguac 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos so much I’ll rewatch videos like crazy
@christophertryhorn784 3 жыл бұрын
So boyfriend has probably never been a splinter cell fan
@markt7331 3 жыл бұрын
I literally had no idea this game even came out.
@spinhozag.3972 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
The game is as stealthy as its protagonist
@wasd6287 3 жыл бұрын
Because your living under a rock
@ggs27 3 жыл бұрын
It's pretty good
@joshevans3421 3 жыл бұрын
@@wasd6287 as a person living under a rock currently, I am confused by this comment. What's so bad about it?
@HYLOBRO 3 жыл бұрын
The “you tell Em babe” when Matt was ranting was so funny and adorable
@moosefeller1018 3 жыл бұрын
As I get through arrested development the memes you guys use in your videos just become funnier
@Crussong 3 жыл бұрын
I am having so much fun with Hitman 3 and don't agree with most of what you guys said, but hey.. we're all different in taste and expectations. And your insights on this are as valuable for you as mine are for me. Hooray to the gaming community
@nicolasaguilar4469 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't this early to my kids birth...
@rowieforms 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao at that shovel whacking
@tonyojeda8354 3 жыл бұрын
im glad i watched that youtube ad towards the end because the "slap" recreation was totally worth it lol
@micahtapper4344 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman 4 return of the goose
@InfernoPhilM 3 жыл бұрын
7:30 “I shovel well. I shovel very well”
@JorgeLee_ 3 жыл бұрын
Even you only upload videos like 1 between 2 weeks I really love this channel, I usually watch the same videos a lot of times hahaha
@GirlfriendReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@JorgeLee_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@GirlfriendReviews by the way, I’m from Chile South America so, yeah, your videos got really far
@WasserStreichholz 3 жыл бұрын
Always a small Christmas when I see you guys upload.
@GirlfriendReviews 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@jackofdiamonds7303 3 жыл бұрын
New girlfriend review! 👏👏👏 Yay!
@Doeniel21 3 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early GME shares were still only worth 50 cents.
@luke4466 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm years late to this channel but it has quickly become my favourite. Your references and meme queen moments tickle me.
@samharvey1466 3 жыл бұрын
Don't think I didn't notice that Funky Kong music from DKC2 at the very end during your Honey spot. That's dope and you should be proud.
@candre5204 3 жыл бұрын
*WHEN WILL "SHOULD YOUR PARTNER WATCH MASTERPIECE THE OFFICE" COME ON YOUR TO DO LIST?*
@mattmas6628 3 жыл бұрын
This game isn’t for everyone but it drives me mad to see people playing it like a 6 year old plays GTA
@PrimeofPerfection 3 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling. Well, I switch between amusement and frustration with it, depending.
@mattmas6628 3 жыл бұрын
@@PrimeofPerfection it’s hard not to be amused when a bald man goes around Dubai slapping everyone with a fish
@gamerzss 3 жыл бұрын
Well, its either playing it gta style or playing it boring style
@PrimeofPerfection 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamerzss not really. There's many ways to approach it which hold attention. If you're bored, that says more for you than it. To add in, don't mean that as an insult either. Just that some enjoy the cerebral touch and learning more while some are more suited for quick, action things.
@gamerzss 3 жыл бұрын
@@PrimeofPerfection yeah, i probably came off a bit blunt, thats all in my perspective ofc. I have a hard time enjoying games like cs or pubg, as I see them as wall staring simulators, which is something I can do very well on my own and don't need a game to simulate that experience for me ;)
@pathoftheranger 3 жыл бұрын
lol i love that my biggest issue with this game (me walking faster than npcs leading me) was also yours
@drunken_moose_6274 3 жыл бұрын
I love the editing, script, memes, gameplay and sounds. One of my favourite channels for content
@eidolontyr 3 жыл бұрын
IOI is the evil corp in ready player one. it's like they're not even trying to hide it anymore
@gtabro1337 3 жыл бұрын
“People who can’t play stealth games are weak.” - Confucius (likely)
@EmilioMejia 3 жыл бұрын
The shovel rampage at the end was the best part.
@Azairti 3 жыл бұрын
Ive discovered your channel recently, thought it was a joke but then I've caught up on all your videos I have to say, it was a load of fun. The commentary is tong in cheek but always aiming to convey a thought-out point, you guys mix meme with actual reflexions of what the piece of gaming your reviewing is/should be striving to be, in short I love your content. Keep it up and thanks for your work !
@supr3m3panda 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite level in Hitman 3, meaning the third game in the "World of Assassination" trilogy and not actually Hitman 3, the true Hitman 3 being Hitman: Contracts, was Dartwood, the level where you play out the most stereotypical murder mystery. Also, the Chongqing level was what Cyberpunk 2077 wishes it was.
@buschkoeter 3 жыл бұрын
So you mean to say if Cyberpunk was more like the Chongqing level everybody would be more happy with it? Sorry, I love Hitman 3 and Chongqing was a fantastic level but that must be one of the worst comparisons I've ever seen.
@Dracobyte 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most underappreciate series ever: the game design, the gameplay is really fun and the visuals are optmized. Don't pass this game franchise, you have a fun time!
@tarekalsalloum3811 3 жыл бұрын
"He didn't enjoy playing but kept going because it made me laugh" Awwwwww that's cute 😂
@Jamesftd 3 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this while eating some lunch and my lungs are now trying to digest food, that was hilarious.
@spiraljumper74 3 жыл бұрын
I’m more of a Dishonored guy myself. Y’all should play those. Those are good games.
@Tairneanach 3 жыл бұрын
Before Matt starts his rant: Thanks for warning me that Hitman 3 is online only. That game will never be graced with the glorious honour that is inhabiting a few GB on my PC's drives.
@nermalmovement 3 жыл бұрын
That Luigi’s mansion visual gag at 0:48 is hilarious!
@sabbathjackal 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that shovel spree was hilarious