[Gmod] The Birth of the Crackmobile

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2 жыл бұрын

The cr4©km0bil3 (give me your steam points because that is a meaningless currency): steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
I'm not gonna lie, Garry's Mod is a fun game, but I'm not entirely sure it's my cup of tea overall. I've been playing a lot of Payday 2 lately and it's far more fun in a consistent manner, but we'll see. If this gets views, maybe I'll it some more.
Meh.
Anywho a lot of regular gmod players who frequent the workshop got pissed on the day I made this because it had no right to get awards and they didn't understand lmao
YOOOOOOOOO VIDEO'S (1)4:20 THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL
#Gmod
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a KZfaq race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make KZfaq videos for KZfaq's sake now. Enjoy lmao
Here's some links:
My KZfaq Channel: / @samwiz1
My Twitch Channel (I stream sometimes! No promises!): / samwiz1
My Discord Invite: / discord
Patreon: / samwiz1
My TF2 Stupid Server's ip: 173.237.52.135
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Once again, thanks for watching! :D
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Пікірлер: 314

@Samwiz1 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Peter what are you doing Crack What the f-

@lukeward2309 2 жыл бұрын

First

@ddt3d617 2 жыл бұрын

Crack moment

@cateater999 2 жыл бұрын

drugs.

@NefariousTroller 2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@joshuaolejasz9590 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pdWqit2q1dDRoZ8.html

@TinyDeskEngineer 2 жыл бұрын

You've never truly played Garry's Mod until you get killed by someone driving a 1981 Ford F-150 whilst you are Jedi Master Gordon Freeman, who has no glasses and a stare that sees into souls.

@topminator1667 2 жыл бұрын

You've never truly played gmod untilyou get spawncamped by a lot of watermelons

@harbingerserenade9569 2 жыл бұрын

THE FORD F-150

@creepergamerkid8031 2 жыл бұрын

The Ford F-150, can handle anything as long as it isn't the incredible hul-

@CamTheWarlock 2 жыл бұрын

You also haven’t truly played until it’s you in the car who’s killing Jedi masters, until one of them uses to force to place a nuke in front of your car which you accidentally activate.

@67Pgame 2 ай бұрын

@@topminator1667That is 100 percent true.

@TinyDeskEngineer 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: enabling realistic fall damage makes fall damage realistic

@solarshard3644 2 жыл бұрын

THE ADVACED CONTROLS MAKE CONTROLS MORE *ADVANCED*

@Bartholemew_the_cringe 2 жыл бұрын

*WHAT* *REAL!?*

@lemons7125 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: using cheat means you're billy Michal

@fireglazedfish.3498 2 жыл бұрын

Tournament idea: the shortstop shove-out, winner gets a collector’s shortstop It should essentially work as a sumo wrestling contest, where the person who gets knocked out of the ring looses

@RichardThimble 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@AnnaSue81 2 жыл бұрын

is collectors shortstop even possible? if so, strange prof ks collectors is poggers

@purtlethetenguin 2 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaSue81 i don’t think u can get a strange collectors version of an item

@nilIune 2 жыл бұрын

you can use strangifers on collectors items

@StormTeeVee 2 жыл бұрын

Its steven universe guy holy crap lois

@RegalRoyalWasTaken 2 жыл бұрын

So I decided to check out the crackmobile's workshop page. As of right now; 1522 unique visitors, 853 current subscribers, 158 current favorites, and the second most popular discussion thread is the IRS trying to get Sam to talk about his tax returns. God I love this community.

@BlackdragonTheShadow Жыл бұрын

And also all of the replies afterwards is just the word NUTS

@slopcoredev 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know how to turn" -Crackhead driving a car in a school zone. 11/12/2021

@ridha... 2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@frank8273 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime Sam says "Crackmobile" the Batman intro theme plays in my head

@Y0SH1P0GG3R 2 жыл бұрын

Nananananana CRACKMAN *picture of trollos*

@mikethegoo 2 жыл бұрын

TO THE CRACKMOBILE!

@Skelbton 2 жыл бұрын

Those are words I’d never thought I would hear

@epicdestroyer223 2 жыл бұрын

i love how he references soundsmiths gmod videos

@bluesox2762 2 жыл бұрын

watching during english class, talking about chapter 3 of mice and men and you said the "tell me bout the rabbits, lennie" and i almost lost it

@thebosstre 2 жыл бұрын

5:46 Plane is thirsty

@ddt3d617 2 жыл бұрын

Now all we need is the [[KROMER COPTER]]

@Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu 2 жыл бұрын

I hate you but that’s genius

@bsdrhyan2199 2 жыл бұрын

No WHE NEED THE SPANTON CHOPPER [[BIG SHOT]]

@clan_boyd 2 жыл бұрын

Trollos Tank.

@bat6684 2 жыл бұрын

@@bsdrhyan2199 kromer copter is better imo

@bsdrhyan2199 2 жыл бұрын

@@bat6684 how we are goin to ger the kromer chopper wit out spanton chopper we dont have crack

@squanguslobotomus7890 2 жыл бұрын

2:20 I have this same memory too. I remember something to do with Kick Butfoeski.

@ScarlettCaelin 2 жыл бұрын

"We're not going anywhere" Proceeds to garrys mod physics glitch into three seperate alternate timelines

@sir_sparke 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, you wouldn’t know anything about the man who crashed into that tower, would you sam?

@charliecat757 2 жыл бұрын

Literaly everybody else: hospital Germany: KRAKENHAUS

@reagansido5823 2 жыл бұрын

Wait you're telling me that poll on which games you should hypothetically play wasn't hypothetical? We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

@arandomcommenter412 2 жыл бұрын

6:05 yeah fall damage feels a bit odd, one moment you fall off a 30 story building with scratches, the other you fall off a 3 story church and every bone in your body is broken.

@haphaxion 2 жыл бұрын

Wait until he finds out the absolute infinity that is the Workshop downloads for this game...

@trampoline11x 2 жыл бұрын

To me gmod is like a human shaped simulation of dark elder gods doing what ever it is they do. Killing each other, creating all sorts of things.

@frogonarockonarock 2 жыл бұрын

2:47 I did not expect a reference to a book about prejudice in the great depression in a frickin gmod video

@icetide9411 2 жыл бұрын

My school just watched Mice Of Men, and the Lenny death reference was not expected

@THE-RETURN-OF-THE-RAT 2 жыл бұрын

Nice to see a new upload. I was feeling down and this made my day

@1x1boop28 2 жыл бұрын

The only thing that keeps me going back to garrys mod is the addons. I can play half life 2 campaign while haveing COD modern warfare weapons, have halo marine allies, a toy pig, A a minecraft weapon that places blocks, and two dozen different bombs and rockets.

@SwagMessiahOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

SAMWIZ PLAYS HOI4 FOR 1500 HOURS, please make a hoi4 vid

@shanethebrownwolf5575 2 жыл бұрын

Yes to this

@unknownslovak 2 жыл бұрын

YES

@snow-tq4yp 2 жыл бұрын

First video I saw was the engineer sentry cosmetic one, your vids are mad entertaining.

@rongoodreau8449 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@gizmosandgadgets5751 2 жыл бұрын

Neat, the video referenced at 2:32 was actually my 2nd recommended video while watching this.

@rainysunday9664 2 жыл бұрын

This is what chat would've done with their *"infinite wisdom".*

@SpringDavid 2 жыл бұрын

"Freddy Fazbear is my spirit animal" -someone in a scary map also nice coc-

@wooflakes 2 жыл бұрын

The word Gmod make me happy and the word crack makes me even happier

@sumbuddy4088 2 жыл бұрын

10:35 “when I figure out Garry’s Mod” But you already have.

@MewCoYT 2 жыл бұрын

hell yea commentary number 10 is nice

@skeletorthebest7204 2 жыл бұрын

I like the references to SoundSniff TF2

@golden5171 2 жыл бұрын

Loved. hope have more gmods videos

@blacklight683 2 жыл бұрын

5-10years later you will look at this and remember good times

@Calypso-The-Kitsune 2 жыл бұрын

Love the soundsmith gmod references sam

@hamstreak5591 2 жыл бұрын

_Tell me about the rabbits, George._

@pyrobomb3161 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see what mods you put on

@caingamin2 2 жыл бұрын

I love the constant soundsmith references

@cowizbeef1402 2 жыл бұрын

the soundsmith references are amazing

@shadowforce87 2 жыл бұрын

you've learned how to do most these features in one playthrough, ive played for a few weeks and barely know anything

@ElkProductionGaming 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing crackmobile would watch again

@jeddyboy1291 2 жыл бұрын

2:45 I love the book of mice and men :D Good book, would recommend.

@feintha 2 жыл бұрын

I will gladly pay for more of this

@tall_prince 2 жыл бұрын

We need more of this

@Softoholic 2 жыл бұрын

Five years of gmod content

@RickTests Жыл бұрын

2:33 i saw the dead guy as a moai

@SkeletonBoi-049 2 жыл бұрын

2:17 Ah yes, the settle nod to SoundSmith, very nice

@someoneunusual7186 2 жыл бұрын

10:13 I mean if you say so, hello everyone, also thx for the shoutout Lul

@RJC_Mutant 2 жыл бұрын

This looks like a fun game.

@MuffinGoop 2 жыл бұрын

Sam, if you want to take more then 10 fall damage enable 'realistic fall damage' the higher you fall the more damage you'll take

@perrysuth4807 2 жыл бұрын

and thus, concludes the legend of the crac mobil.

@turtleturtle9120 2 жыл бұрын

Good luck on the finals

@The_SteelNerfer 2 жыл бұрын

The Crackmobile will fly next time

@michalw0292 2 жыл бұрын

1:23 - that what she said

@EucalyptusHigh 2 жыл бұрын

All the soundmith references 😂

@k1llf4nt4 2 жыл бұрын

3:31 WAAAAAAAAH

@goodoldarch1358 2 жыл бұрын

Samwiz is my new favorite youtuber now

@UnsaneMan 2 жыл бұрын

Nice video Soundsmith 2.0 I hope you play with the O V E R M I N D

@lennylenzenburger 2 жыл бұрын

2:23 Nice Soundsmith refrence

@gugovojts2514 2 жыл бұрын

You should do a competition amongst your friends to see which crackmobi- I mean which bad piggies creation is the best

@rosesoul3725 2 жыл бұрын

the quality content

@HyperSonic257 2 жыл бұрын

Gmod: Best enjoy without braincells. Amazing how this thing is used as both a form of art and animation, and then just as an excuse to become an actual monke.

@rocky.sroger8855 2 жыл бұрын

I bought this game in 2016 and been playing ever since

@Izayoink_Saccuy 2 жыл бұрын

Samwiz's new vehicle company: crack mobile™️

@OlaftheGreat 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I saw the Crackmobile in an old Flintstones cartoon

@thatguybrody4819 2 жыл бұрын

once you garrys mod you never go back. stupidity creates fun and the sheer stupid that can come from garrys mod creates endless ability for fun.

@derpiestderp325 2 жыл бұрын

0:50 never knew mr. samuel wizard was a gravy baby

@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 2 жыл бұрын

I usually use Gmod like most people do SFM, it's easier and just as good imo, yeah there's some things sfm can be better for like better graphics and animating but for smol brain people like me who don't have the slightest clue how sfm works Gmod is the perfect thing for you Or you could do what Sammy did here and just use it as the wacky sandbox world like almost everyone else lol, 10/10 so good I forgot this is a KZfaq comment and not a steam review

@Duna-sol 2 жыл бұрын

I love how half way through they still have not changed there player model and they are both old people

@ratspy-yn9hn 2 жыл бұрын

Tip:you can increase your health using some hp items to rocket jump without dying edit: I HAVE MADE CR@CKMOBIL3 2.0 BUT I CANNOT PUBLISH IT it uses a blue cart and hoverballs that is it

@hoob8328 2 жыл бұрын

Quick! TO THE CRACKMOBILE!

@PlasmaAsthmaOG 2 жыл бұрын

Well well well, you found me... if you have been paying attention to the stream chat in the beggining, i said i would be here, well, im a man of my word, so, congrats! You have found me!

@Samwiz1 2 жыл бұрын

Y’know Having deliberately left that in just to see if it would bear fruit I was expecting just a little more, and I’m just a little disappointed 🗿

@thewack1 2 жыл бұрын

yooo let’s go

@phillippeng1368 2 жыл бұрын

I looked at chat for .2 picoseconds and saw this. I am extremely disappointed.

@OlaftheGreat 2 жыл бұрын

so many steam points gone... worth it

@Dz73zxxx 2 жыл бұрын

Okay there mate, i just wake up, rubbing my eyes, open youtube on mobile, and saw this, and bursted with chuckles Great morning am havin ay?

@khaammmm 2 жыл бұрын

1.5 k hours on HOI4. Never figured you for a map gamer

@lordwunglerbeckett 2 жыл бұрын

Is that an Audio Artisan reference in my Samwiz1 gmod video? By golly, it really is crackmas

@michielderuyter176 2 жыл бұрын

0:50,Sam, you play hoi4? You have over 1,000 hours on it.

@hueylong7989 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting that

@CaptainApathetic 2 жыл бұрын

@@hueylong7989me either I want to see him play

@D-S-G. 2 жыл бұрын

This is not the canonical crackmobeil. We all know the canon crackmobeil is three wooden boxes with a fan and on wheels

@sweetricecakeman8582 2 жыл бұрын

This is the Netflix adaptation

@sheacorduroy5565 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, you have HOI4? Do the eggman empire mod, lol.

@343DeltaSpark 2 жыл бұрын

No, Amogus Luxembourg

@SwagMessiahOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

Kaiserredux too

@datawizard8194 2 жыл бұрын

This is how "The Spirit of Crackmas" delivers crack

@Nexyr 2 жыл бұрын

I use to be a Gmod admin and I can say you're playing pretty much as smart as the majority of the player base.

@ACommonBee. 2 жыл бұрын

TO THE CRACKMOBILE! * batman theme starts but its CRACKMAN *

@mitmatgames604 2 жыл бұрын

My man has put 1.5k hours in hoi4 respect

@thectuelone9994 2 жыл бұрын

The best car in gmod

@pythecyberguy9954 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait 'til Sam finds PAC3 and WIREMOD :3

@divineshotgun2940 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe my creature is back and in g mod now

@vintagememelord8168 2 жыл бұрын

Good to s you branch out

@ericvandenavond8748 2 жыл бұрын

2:47 Just finished reading that story for a class.

@jaceanator9 2 жыл бұрын

oh boy once you get to the addons

@EripmavsDYraid 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta Till Sam pulls out the crowbar

@yes9691 2 жыл бұрын

samwiz references soundsmith in this episode

@SapphireIsCat 2 жыл бұрын

Please More Gmod Videos! XD

@spv4711 2 жыл бұрын

My boys just soundsmith and bearded expense fuse together with bearded laugh and noisemaker TF2 stupidity

@maskplayer60 2 жыл бұрын

oh god here we go

@angzarrpsyco 2 жыл бұрын

I WAS ZOOMED IN ON FOR "The Crackmobile"

@johngun4377 2 жыл бұрын

First rule of gmod: Make the most stupid, unusable, half baked creation you can think of

@articfoxfan9899 Жыл бұрын

Crack, crack never ends

@fortysvideoarchive 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Gary's mod

@youraveragemedicmain8434 2 жыл бұрын

2:49 I am reading that book in English class (we are on page 10)