I love that his Wikipedia page says he’s a magician

the fact that he keeps calling the prague astronomical clock the “goat story clock” is so funny, like it hasn’t been around since 1410

Kurtis and everyone on the Kurtistown SMP should preform a minecraft rendition of Goat Story

To anyone who is getting any ideas of building this clock in their world: DON'T DO IT! Anyone who is caught building this clock in another town besides Kurtistown WILL have their eyes taken out!!!

"We put the piss in Olympus" -Kurtis Conner, 2021

kurtis gonna lose his marbles when goats get added to the game

The best movie and the best game combined, what a day to be alive

Someone said labor check in the chat when they started building the clock tower and that killed me 😭

“‘Kurtis doesn’t know what capitalism is’? Who me? It’s when you start your sentence with a big letter.” 11:36

I adore how everyone in Kurtistown is so nice, like- no one is destroying each others stuff, no one is making anything bad. There’s a butt worshipping place and a zoo- I mean- wholesome

I love that there are like hundreds of amazingly designed structures and Kurtis is most impressed by a crooked diving board made out of dirt.

Kurtis was deeply moved by that ninja tweet and will not stop referencing it

*Kurtis referring to the oldest operational clock in the world and one of the Czech Republic's most famous landmarks:* "that clock from Goat Story"

"You would like Ben Shapiro" Kurtis: "Hey no i wouldn't" 💀💀💀💀💀 17:01

In the wise words of Bimini Bon Boulash: “The nipples are the eyes of the face.”

Not the famous clock that has been in Prague for centuries “the clock from goat story”

KURT! DON’T BUILD THE CLOCK! THEY’LL CUT YOUR EYES OUT IF YOU BUILD THE CLOCK IN ANOTHER TOWN!

i love the people who play minecraft and just go SO HARD and build whole towns in 2 days. seriously makes me happy

Game: 19/20 sleeping Kurtis: cmon we just need one more person to sleep (*not actively sleeping*)

Watching Kurtis slay Patrick after getting thrown off the tower- legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

Seeing the gamers of kurtis town come together to create something this beautiful is truly refreshing, I guess not everything in the world sucks ass

Kurtis seeing Mount Olympus and immediately assuming it's Sky High is everything

I like watching the Kurtis Town videos with the thought that they have no idea what Nick is doing underground.

I started peeing as soon as Kurtis said "who's pissin over here" wtf

I like how Patrick just _casually_ push the Mayor down the tower.

I love how many inside jokes Kurtis has with us

Prague: *exists* Kurtis watchers: Oh fuck they turned the city from Goat Story into a real thing

The throwback to goat story was unexpected but a very welcome one

When he asked what a beacon was i thought he said vegan and I just couldn't stop laughing my ass of

This is a surprisingly wholesome Minecraft server

I‘ve being having a really shitty day and I needed something to make me smile, thanks Kurtis, love your videos Edit: thanks for the responses, i hope your days got better, mine did and with this wholesome coments from people from kurtis town is even better now

Kurtis being excited about the gooby is the most adorable thing ever

kurtis single handedly marketing for goat story they better hire this man 😫😫😫

“wOuLd YoU lIkE aNoThEr NaIl?”

Petition to rename Orloj "the Goat Story clock"

I have the goat story w cheese video downloaded and i watch it every other night when im anxious and can't sleep.. i know it by heart now thank you mayor

huge kudos to the people who made that cathedral bruh holy shit it's insanely pretty

This is the ultimate kurtistown experience

I cant believe how so many kurtistown members are such talented builders like I expected stupid chaotic builds but there is some actually pretty stuff

Patrick: *Throws Kurtis off the tower* Kurtis: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed!

ever since he became a twitch partner he’s like way sexier

“He doesn’t know what capitalism is? Yeah, it’s when you start your sentence with a capital letter” killed me, I’m ded

cant wait til he logs on again and the builders have completely transformed the tower into something sick(er)

Kurtis’s stache looking pretty fly here

we love to see it, goat story is back baby

I recently visited the clock in prague and was constantly thinking of Kurtis and Goat Story 😌

11:59 I feel like we just skipped over that attempted assassination of our leader way too quickly

Everyone in kurtistown smp seems so nice and wholesome and I expected no less

i’m not even a minute in but after seeing the title this is already one of my favourite videos to ever exist

the bit about capitalism got me more than i would care to admit

kurtis town needs a theme park with epic rollercoasters !!!

Watching Kurts videos is the only thing I look forward to every week

i love watching you play in the kurtistown smp, it’s so fun to see all the citizens work together and be nice to you (cause it’s the law)

kurtis town has become a real thing, you guys are so creative. I love it!

Patrick, is the Craig of kurtistown

Finally its happening 😭 🙏 im just happy that kurtis didn't get distracted by carving a creeper into the tower and cause it to collapse

fishy fishy fish makin it stinky

5:41 the rainbow in the cathedral makes me so happy

Oh my gosh three kurtis videos in a week is it kristmas!

"Would you like..another nail?"

I'm a simple girl. I see Kurtis's channel, I see Goat Story, I click

Kurtis, you need to film a vid where you are the young version of weird al yancovic because I feel you would have looked just like him. He is the forefather funny parodies and weird ass songs after all, so It just fits right lol

yo folks The most amazing shit just happened to me I was in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out And my BRALESS WIFE BRINGS ME A SANDWICH, NOT ASK FOR AS I GET A DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE, so i was wondering, how's yall day going

Its called Orloj [orloi] but foreigns usually call it Prague clock ❤️

aww the birthday gifts are so cute

I was just rewatching that goat story video

I love that Kurtis told that Cryptid4Clover person to stop jumping on the bed or he’ll get hurt, then in the next clip you see that they died by falling from a high place 😆

i keep watching these but i've never even played minecraft

a goat story my beloved

The birthday book and zoo, those two players are so cute 😭😭

The Prague astronomical clock is now known as the clock form Goat Story and I dont know what I think about that.

i never want this series to end

the desktop kills me everytime omfg

The crossover we never new we needed

Kurtis's "Patrick!?" after he got knocked down the tower is killing me 😭

sometimes when I watch these videos, it feels like me and kurt are just friends hanging out. love him so much

1:09 nice to know that Kurtis, Joana Ceddia, Noel Miller, and I are all in the same boat (help)

I’ve been loving the weed reference in Kurtiss video lately 😂🍃☮️✨

SIR PLEASE LET THE TOWNSPEOPLE ON THE SERVER REMAKE THE MOVIE

3:16 my School... or college I go to is literally the Sky High School {California State University, Northridge} it’s called the Oviatt library lmao

I was sad earlier but this cheered me up thanks Kurt

I was not expecting hammer and sickle, I love this place

this is all of my hopes and dreams put into one video

We need a Goat Story RP server up and running pretty please

would you like anotha nail?

I love the ninja reference in the beginnign

Capitalism, the act of starting a sentance with a capital letter

whoa they built a clock in prague based on the goat story clock 😍😍😍😍😍

Shirt’s giving me some Eurovision flashbacks 🇧🇪

i hope kurt man keeps his hair like this forever i love it

I have "aye let me explode in your cave" stuck in my head. HELP!

the ultimate crossover yoo

The rooftop party 👹 aw sticky keys

I just watched Patrick star gets sentenced to death for treason

I've watched the Goat Story reaction video at least 30 times. it's that good.

Kurtis's reaction to Stal was absolutely amazing XD

MESA A PROUD KURTIS TOWN CITIZEN!!!!

all of mankind needed this

I was so excited for another goat story video😩😩😩

HEAR YE HERE YE MINE MASTER KURTIS IS BUILDING A GIANT CLOCK