Gobarnomics To Radar Theory | How Science being 'Reinvented' in

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The Deshbhakt

The Deshbhakt

4 жыл бұрын

From Pragya Thakur's Cownomics to Modi's Radar cloud theory, scientists of New India have kept surprising and entertaining us. In this episode DeshBhakt, we take a look at 10 such hilarious statements which defied all logic and slaughtered science....or perhaps in #NewIndia - taken science into a new 'dimension'
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@Thakorallvideoupload
@Thakorallvideoupload 4 жыл бұрын
Manmohan Singh is best choice for pm candidate People agree Yes= like No= comments
@TheMSLTE
@TheMSLTE 4 жыл бұрын
No
@50minutesago23
@50minutesago23 4 жыл бұрын
No sabse bekar 😠
@prashantkumar-kl2ku
@prashantkumar-kl2ku 4 жыл бұрын
@@FILMWALA9 yes he was quite..is liye sabse bda corruption usi ke raaz me hota tha.🤣🤣
@MohitBagdwal007
@MohitBagdwal007 4 жыл бұрын
Shashi Tharoor or Sachin Pilot
@gauravnathan5701
@gauravnathan5701 4 жыл бұрын
No India do not deserve such simple but highly educated person.
@sarfarajakram6386
@sarfarajakram6386 4 жыл бұрын
Science hum sharminda hai.............Tere kaatil zinda hai. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mdwaqqas3917
@mdwaqqas3917 4 жыл бұрын
मज़ा आया 😂
@motivationnation3754
@motivationnation3754 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@computerwallahback8953
@computerwallahback8953 4 жыл бұрын
😀😀
@shaziyamirza2378
@shaziyamirza2378 4 жыл бұрын
Sahi baat
@Atiqfarooqui13
@Atiqfarooqui13 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha Shi bola
@sumeetsingh7833
@sumeetsingh7833 11 ай бұрын
After hearing the word 'gobarnomics' ,me and my sister couldn't control our laughter.😅😅😅
@vaishali641
@vaishali641 9 ай бұрын
My queen elder sister too ❣️
@yunuskhan9425
@yunuskhan9425 7 ай бұрын
​@@vaishali641🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EquinoxAscent
@EquinoxAscent 6 ай бұрын
abe chutiya k chude .. jake thori pdhai kr le khud dusre ko bolne se pehle .. lund braber knowledge h bhi terpe? ruk dikhata hu tujhe. google se uthaya h biro Yes, it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter. The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine. However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way. In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine. fact 2 Clouds can affect the identification of fighter aircraft in radars in a few ways: Attenuation: Clouds can absorb radar waves, which can reduce the strength of the signal that is returned to the radar receiver. This can make it difficult to detect and track aircraft flying through clouds. Clutter: Clouds can also produce clutter on radar screens, which can make it difficult to distinguish aircraft from other objects. Refraction: Clouds can refract radar waves, which can bend the path of the waves and cause them to miss the aircraft.
@MG-Chemistry.Universe
@MG-Chemistry.Universe 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rakeshnaitam2762
@rakeshnaitam2762 Ай бұрын
😅😅😂😂
@sunitameena740
@sunitameena740 2 ай бұрын
देश और विज्ञान के हालत पर तो रोना आता है लेकिन आपका वीडिओ देखकर तो रोते रोते भी हॅसना पड़ रहा है 😢😂
@noname-du9nf
@noname-du9nf 4 жыл бұрын
How did you forget Uttrakhand CM telling that cow is only animal that exhales oxygen
@rinkiakepapa5625
@rinkiakepapa5625 4 жыл бұрын
In our childhood telling someone cow was an abusive. Nowadays we want people to call us cows
@adityaadurty1024
@adityaadurty1024 4 жыл бұрын
Bechare tree and cow essay se confuse hogaya🤣
@greekgod1935
@greekgod1935 4 жыл бұрын
Soumyajit Mitra lol👍😂
@cindyvaz6654
@cindyvaz6654 4 жыл бұрын
Next time we have to elect the educated person otherwise this will get even worst
@Sameer-bz4je
@Sameer-bz4je 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mrprotector10
@mrprotector10 4 жыл бұрын
Reserve bank should stock cow dung to develop the Indian economy
@ashwinivatsa4021
@ashwinivatsa4021 4 жыл бұрын
@bg s go collect cow dung moron
@tariqshaikh5102
@tariqshaikh5102 4 жыл бұрын
@bg s cool down cool down.. i understand ur feelings.😆😆
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd 4 жыл бұрын
😂well said
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd 4 жыл бұрын
@bg sgobar bhakt spotted
@relativisticphysicsclasses3945
@relativisticphysicsclasses3945 4 жыл бұрын
@bg s ,one of which your renound gober father use to go saudi for compare cammel dunk with mata dunk ,idiot goberbhakt ,just short up the renound result of Asharam pendrive
@prasadrao4906
@prasadrao4906 11 ай бұрын
Excellent episode Mr Akash. Keep it up.
@Sonam-nd5vy
@Sonam-nd5vy 9 ай бұрын
Omg 😆 I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂 you are too good 👍👍👍👍
@garunaladnam
@garunaladnam 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder why great minds are leaving their own country.
@sunilnagpure4962
@sunilnagpure4962 4 жыл бұрын
Like german,austria, russian lecturures intellectuals,scientist leved their country in secound world war!!!!
@garunaladnam
@garunaladnam 4 жыл бұрын
@Majestic King they are the only one that our country is still running. We are proud of them. But what this government did I was really sad. I was very big BJP supporter in 2014, but what they did to this economy and jobs we can't forgive. R&D, Education, Health care, Economy they failed in this. Unemployment reached to 6.1 % 45 year highest, that's very dangerous. No one In mainstream media talking about this.
@deepanshusingh7121
@deepanshusingh7121 4 жыл бұрын
@@garunaladnam rehne de Bhai usko samajh Nahi aayega tera comment, bhot bada chutiya hai Woh.
@jayesh1891
@jayesh1891 4 жыл бұрын
@Majestic King hahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha..... GAAAAAND ME JALAN ...JA dermicool laga aur Gand mara
@KillBillK10
@KillBillK10 4 жыл бұрын
That's why when these intellects talk about reservation and how they didn't get opportunity in India because of reservation..you jump on them like dogs.
@shubhamsagar1059
@shubhamsagar1059 4 жыл бұрын
भाई आपकी तारीफ के लिए मेरे पास कोई शब्द नहीं है बहुत बढ़िया
@arunbadalkar6936
@arunbadalkar6936 7 ай бұрын
Ap toe asli Deshbhakta hai. ! Last 10 yrs we are travelling backwards very fast reaching 12th century again thats why these statements are true parallel to those times.!
@malotibordoloi4506
@malotibordoloi4506 5 ай бұрын
Salute to your truthfulness and courage.Kind regards from Switzerland.I am originally from Asssam and since 46 years I am in Europe.you are tooo brave and analytical.
@rsgusain922
@rsgusain922 4 жыл бұрын
Boy: Mai bohat bura hu.. Girl: Koi baat nahi, still i love you.. Boy: Mai sharabi hu... G : Toh kya hua... Boy: Mai drugs leta hu.. G: Theek hai... Boy: Mai Modi ji ka bohat bada bhakt.... Girl : Good bye!
@shaikabdulraheem9632
@shaikabdulraheem9632 4 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahhahah bhai sach hayyy....
@muskanakhtarmir5856
@muskanakhtarmir5856 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👌
@shagufta3247
@shagufta3247 4 жыл бұрын
😝😝😝😝
@jawadmohammad8034
@jawadmohammad8034 4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@shailakhanna9347
@shailakhanna9347 4 жыл бұрын
Vo nahi chalega
@ykardak
@ykardak 3 жыл бұрын
Science be like :क्या करु मे मर जाऊ मेरी कोई feeling नहीं है 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexharry1198
@alexharry1198 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mohdfaiz-hz2ov
@mohdfaiz-hz2ov 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤞
@swarnfact4452
@swarnfact4452 3 жыл бұрын
ले पानी पी।
@pk-pk8ui
@pk-pk8ui 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@debanjanlaskar8144
@debanjanlaskar8144 3 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment 😂!
@vincentlasrado7121
@vincentlasrado7121 6 ай бұрын
Sir, Akash Banerjee's NEW INDIA Analysis done in a sharp, prolific "Gobarnomics To Radar Theory" way is really great, lovely parady indeed! Even a ' गधा ' may feel irritated, frustrated with this new kind of abnoxious thought! I am sure, it will definitely start Braying & Kicking out in every possible directions to punish these गधा s, who have come to challenge him by Braying & Kicking in and out, by Bray.... & Kick... in and out frantically everywhere! Wow! Superb Sir, superb ANALYSIS indeed! Keep it up Sir, keep it up. God Bless YOU.
@rajamujumdar1762
@rajamujumdar1762 11 ай бұрын
हमे आपकी जरूरत है क्यों कि व्यंग्यपूर्ण तरीके से आप सही सही जानकारी जनता को पहुंचा रहे हो
@nayanikananda
@nayanikananda 3 жыл бұрын
Radar theory is mind-blowing.
@bachittersingh3608
@bachittersingh3608 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhh 😁😁😁😁😁 did u saw his expressions .....!
@nareshganwre6603
@nareshganwre6603 3 жыл бұрын
इस थियोरी को तो इसरो और नासा को भिजवाना चाहिए और भारत के वैज्ञानिकों को इस सिद्धांत को बिना कोई देरी किए अंतर्राष्ट्रीय विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान को नोबेल पुरस्कार के लिए प्रस्ताव प्रेषित करना चाहिए। अब मुझे अहसास हो रहा है कि हमारा भारत अब विश्व गुरू बनकर रहेगा और बिल्कुल आउटर पर खड़ा हुआ लग रहा है।
@psm7
@psm7 3 жыл бұрын
Masterstroke
@swagatdash9302
@swagatdash9302 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikhilbhalodiya4622 noice..👍 Can u tell me the source of this thing.. I want read abt this... Asking seriously
@nikhilbhalodiya4622
@nikhilbhalodiya4622 3 жыл бұрын
@@swagatdash9302 i deleted my comment, thanks for the reply
@rishubhgupta1424
@rishubhgupta1424 4 жыл бұрын
When you opt for Physucks, Gaumootsry and Chaiology, this happens.
@syedmohammadbaqirrizvi5577
@syedmohammadbaqirrizvi5577 4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd
@ChandanSingh-hm7rd 4 жыл бұрын
@bg s abe chutiye bjp ke khilaf jitne comment hai sab pe comment marega kya😂
@quotes_wishcutes758
@quotes_wishcutes758 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SHRINE284
@SHRINE284 4 жыл бұрын
@bg s Janvar ko to dharm k naam par mat bato
@yanchu3229
@yanchu3229 4 жыл бұрын
Are bhai bhai bhai😂😂😂😂
@ilikewoodwork
@ilikewoodwork 11 ай бұрын
Well done all of you guys - Respect from Australian Indian!
@hussainsyed2421
@hussainsyed2421 7 ай бұрын
Absolutely stunning presentation
@sujaydas567
@sujaydas567 4 жыл бұрын
Great Sirji... but you've missed the great (a+b)^2 formula
@mohammedsirajdhalayat1354
@mohammedsirajdhalayat1354 4 жыл бұрын
Yes very true (a+b) whole Square is equals to a square+b square + 2ab the most intilgent person on this earth says 2ab is extra ????? Great mathematics
@AbhijitBiswasDBZ
@AbhijitBiswasDBZ 4 жыл бұрын
10 is very less, 10000 Ka list lagega 😂
@afsheen030
@afsheen030 4 жыл бұрын
That is really epic dialogue by modi . Peeing human had done an entire video on that😂
@mohammadtahaansari231
@mohammadtahaansari231 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@pkmpkm03
@pkmpkm03 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that this channel exists😂😂
@true558
@true558 2 жыл бұрын
BISMILLAH must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye dekho andhe mat bno = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to 1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha koi gareeb h koi bimaar h kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc 2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya RESUlts 1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr RESULT BISMILLAH ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME ISWAR - HINDI ] GOD - ENGLISH ] = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ , jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte. = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है । Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h 1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin , अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा । = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr 1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai " 2 ) dusra Hukum " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya " = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega. = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार " " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता " = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓ 1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h . ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye , Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho . = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want . Search on KZfaq full Quran translation in your language And subscribe for more......,...,..... .....,.
@mohammed_sadiq.
@mohammed_sadiq. 2 жыл бұрын
@@true558 it cell 😂😂
@short-mirchi
@short-mirchi Жыл бұрын
@@mohammed_sadiq. Mdrs chp
@archertroop5784
@archertroop5784 Жыл бұрын
@@short-mirchi Koi toh dikha nahi is video me Grkl chp to bht dikhe 🤣
@alwayskeepscrolling
@alwayskeepscrolling Жыл бұрын
@@short-mirchi kuch nhi kahana ata Logic gya tel lene
@Kodada-SouthIndia
@Kodada-SouthIndia 6 ай бұрын
5:40 Mind blowing idea by Harward University scholar
@AshokKumar-yv7yp
@AshokKumar-yv7yp 7 ай бұрын
हास्य के साथ सही और सार्थक बात बताने के लिए आपको दिल से आभार🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@godman6591
@godman6591 3 жыл бұрын
I liked your style of presenting 😂😂
@nareshsaklecha
@nareshsaklecha 3 жыл бұрын
Damn i love it
@mdmoqueem5002
@mdmoqueem5002 3 жыл бұрын
Very nice story sir jee
@theclue3961
@theclue3961 3 жыл бұрын
Bro bol k le liya 😂
@chhayangnaik2195
@chhayangnaik2195 3 жыл бұрын
Ssly man MD Entertainment He's fantastic 😂
@004shabu
@004shabu 3 жыл бұрын
I like ur video...the way u presented😁😁 Also be proud the people like u...becz still we have the people in india with didnt loan their brain in central government ....keep it up man..i subscribed ur channel👍
@loveallhumanity2024
@loveallhumanity2024 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the only genuine deshbhakt in India. I love him, he is just great.
@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148
@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 2 жыл бұрын
@@true558 Sadiyon Se Saare Extremists Ek Dusre K Granthon Ka Matter Tod Marod K Pesh Krte Rahe Hain, Yeh Sab Usi Ka Nateeja Hai, Ek Dusre K Granthon Me Esi Esi Baaten Likh Di K Aam Aadmi Bhadak Jaaye Or Jo Galat Kaam Likhe Gye Hain, Use Padh Kr Hum Kya Vishwaas Karen, Pr Krna Padta Hai, Kyon K Bachpan Se Hi Hme Esi Sikhsha Di Jaati Hai......*
@love_struk_devil8597
@love_struk_devil8597 2 жыл бұрын
@@true558 READ GITA....YOU WILL KNOW PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ...ALSO IN INDIA WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER WE LIKE OR NOT...I CAN TELL YOU SEVERAL WEAKPOINTS AND BAD QUALITIES IN YOUR RELIGION ...I WONT...IN MY RELIGION WE EVEN SERVE WATER TO OUR ENEMIES...COZ HUMANITY AND GOOD QUALITIES ARE WAY ABOVE HUMAN...ALSO I WILL READ QURAN ONCE I READ GITEA..SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT..PEACE OUT
@PankajKumar-fk1gy
@PankajKumar-fk1gy 2 жыл бұрын
@@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 bhai mt kro vishwaas faaltu me me khud bhi nhi krta me yeh nhi keh rha ki tum bure aadmi ban jao but yeh keh rha hu ki khud pe aur Insaaniyat pe bharosha rkho, kyunki at last tumko hi khud kamakar khana padta hai koi bhagwaan tumhe roti Dene nhi aata bs in sbhi dharmon ki achchi batein apne dimaag me rkho aur apne aane waali generations ko sikhayo ye baatein
@PankajKumar-fk1gy
@PankajKumar-fk1gy 2 жыл бұрын
@@love_struk_devil8597 mene Bhagwad Geeta padhi hai mene bahut achchi baatein dekhin but bahut illogical baatein bhi dekhi atlast mene yeh conclusion banaya ki me hr dharm me se achchi batein apne dimaag me rkhunga aur apni aage wali generations ko sikhaunga
@love_struk_devil8597
@love_struk_devil8597 2 жыл бұрын
@@PankajKumar-fk1gy congrats u have matured....Also I would suggest just talk to a good spiritual leader...He will tell the major chunks u missed in great💙📍
@vandanapalsane3861
@vandanapalsane3861 6 ай бұрын
आज तो आपने कमाल कर दिया, loved this episode.. and you too!!
@rajkumaryadav2135
@rajkumaryadav2135 11 ай бұрын
शानदार एपिसोड 👌👍
@AkshayKumar-sc7ep
@AkshayKumar-sc7ep 2 жыл бұрын
Carryminati: I'm the next level roaster Akash Banarjee:hold my politicians science theory
@vyomeshprinceganbold160
@vyomeshprinceganbold160 2 жыл бұрын
You are da,n right bro😂😂😂😂🙂🙂🙂
@umeshchaurasia9514
@umeshchaurasia9514 Жыл бұрын
Lovely comment bhai
@ni3sonone
@ni3sonone 4 жыл бұрын
*देश चुनोतीयोसे नही, च्युतीयोसे परेशान है*
@samimmalida3468
@samimmalida3468 4 жыл бұрын
soo cute comment yaaar....
@Aldahr708
@Aldahr708 4 жыл бұрын
Superb ❤
@rameshsalve6381
@rameshsalve6381 4 жыл бұрын
Bahot badhiya Bhai saab
@PCS_007
@PCS_007 4 жыл бұрын
1000 % sahi hai yaar
@abdulbasitsakharkar760
@abdulbasitsakharkar760 4 жыл бұрын
Chutiya bhakts 😂
@d.pbhorkhade3943
@d.pbhorkhade3943 7 ай бұрын
बहूत हि सराहानीय सटिक विश्लेषण दिया Since पर Thank you The Deshbhakt🎉🎉 जय मानवता जय विज्ञान सर🙏🙏
@md.mahidulalamaraf3891
@md.mahidulalamaraf3891 4 ай бұрын
6:33 Actually Sir Newton discover Gravity with his classical physics's observation of Classical Newtonian mechanics approach. And sir Einstein tried to observe Gravity in Modern physics's Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, inorder to unify the fundamental forces of universe through Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, from sub-atomic level to celestial objects(Stars, planets,galaxies, blackjoles,.....)
@abhishekartsofhardwork4494
@abhishekartsofhardwork4494 3 ай бұрын
Don't become अंध भक्त bro ,,, Einstein and quantum theory aur time dalivatio ka naam bhi pataa nahi hota pure bjp ko 😂😂😂😂
@mrindia2596
@mrindia2596 4 жыл бұрын
आज समझ मे आता है की अग्रेंज़ो ने इतने साल भारत पे राज कैसे कर लिया था
@rukhshandashaheen3982
@rukhshandashaheen3982 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@manpreetblogs7507
@manpreetblogs7507 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@munaf8553
@munaf8553 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Tabhi kisi ne ki hogi Hindu ideology jo Abhi BJP kar rahe he
@Bheem-shandilyaa
@Bheem-shandilyaa 4 жыл бұрын
Bilkul Sahi Bhai 🙏🙏
@thechallengers8476
@thechallengers8476 4 жыл бұрын
Sab bewaqoof to mile the🤣🤣🤣
@fakhruddinaus7445
@fakhruddinaus7445 4 жыл бұрын
मोदी जी जानते है कि अगर वो हग भी दे तो मीडिया उसे गाजर का हलवा साबित करके, भक्तों को खिला कर ही दम लेगी🤣🤣🤣
@indianboy4041
@indianboy4041 4 жыл бұрын
Bhakt ko bol gobar lejaye jyada hogya hai mere pass but dudh sasura ko chune nhi dunga🤣
@Englishdotcom
@Englishdotcom 4 жыл бұрын
@@indianboy4041 nahi nahi congress sarkar me tum logo ke sath jo hua tum logo ne jojo bhi mourn manmohan ka kya kya kha piya or pachya, jaruri nahi ki hum bhi tumhari tarah bewkuph hi hai. Or kuchh bhi khaa lenge 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@keshvi4420
@keshvi4420 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@prafullakumar3978
@prafullakumar3978 4 жыл бұрын
Bhakton ko mirchi lagi
@akmyesirarafat1667
@akmyesirarafat1667 4 жыл бұрын
Wow keya bola. tune to bakht ki watttttttt laga diya vai......
@nandinibiswas8425
@nandinibiswas8425 3 ай бұрын
Got tired with hypocrisy and boredom practised by present Indian media,,,,,,hats off to your indomitable spirit ofTrue journalism,keep going sir
@duraiyagulamali4327
@duraiyagulamali4327 11 ай бұрын
Excellent, aise hi banate rahiye
@harishasan7495
@harishasan7495 4 жыл бұрын
More than 1k bjp it cell members dislike Akash Banerji, dhruv Rathi, congress, AAP, NDTV ... etc. videos without watching only. Wah Modiji waah,,..
@DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw
@DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw 4 жыл бұрын
I suppor t u bro
@rishiris7093
@rishiris7093 4 жыл бұрын
Jiske pas power hai woh akkal ke aandhe. Aur jo unke vakt hai woh g**d ke aandhe. Remember gangs of wasseypore 😕😕😕😕
@true_betman
@true_betman 4 жыл бұрын
They have a lot of fake ids and now a days I ghink they must have automated the comments with some programming..😂😂
@arshk1796
@arshk1796 4 жыл бұрын
Even The wire Hindi quint More than
@cs3022
@cs3022 4 жыл бұрын
बिजेपी के किरायेंके टंटु है वो
@mdfaizanalam1773
@mdfaizanalam1773 4 жыл бұрын
the best line was , why is mother diary selling milk instead of jewellery ?
@tutulable
@tutulable 11 ай бұрын
This one was too hilarious! I'm saving this. And just got your evolution t-shirt.
@atifalam7619
@atifalam7619 5 ай бұрын
So Sweet of you
@dhillongurpreet1780
@dhillongurpreet1780 3 жыл бұрын
Itni to MDH ki degi mirch 🌶 nhi jlati jitna bhakton ki aap jla dete ho bhai, Vaise aap sach mei patriot ho jo bina kisi laag lpet sach bolte ho, Love you bhai, May you live long.
@rajeshsaha6992
@rajeshsaha6992 3 жыл бұрын
Gaaye tu Mata hai, aur Gadhe bap ban kar ghoom rahe🤣🤣😂 ye wala mast tha👏👏👏
@Sharvik555
@Sharvik555 4 ай бұрын
Deshbhakt Bhai,,,very good
@zafrullans9968
@zafrullans9968 7 ай бұрын
Superb Bhai...I'm ur fan
@siddhant.29
@siddhant.29 4 жыл бұрын
Naa jaane kaunsa maal fook kr statement diye hai 😂😂😂
@akharihero
@akharihero 4 жыл бұрын
Patanjali babaji ki booti.
@truepassion5711
@truepassion5711 4 жыл бұрын
Saste Nashe
@user-up1mn2qn8w
@user-up1mn2qn8w 4 жыл бұрын
Weed energy.
@yanchu3229
@yanchu3229 4 жыл бұрын
They all comes to my shop every day 😂
@sunilnagpure4962
@sunilnagpure4962 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai sacred games2 wale guruji ki GOCHI kha ke ye statements diye h 😂😂😂
@aijazfarhan399
@aijazfarhan399 4 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda ashamed to talk to my foreign friends, as they are laughing on India's current state...
@beyonder7817
@beyonder7817 4 жыл бұрын
Nepal k ?
@aijazfarhan399
@aijazfarhan399 4 жыл бұрын
@@beyonder7817 london
@justalearner8550
@justalearner8550 4 жыл бұрын
@@beyonder7817 lol
@AdlakhaShiva
@AdlakhaShiva 4 жыл бұрын
Tell your London friends dialogue from akshay Kumar on India’s .. remember we are fourth most powerful military and isro is achieving great milestones
@MenTaLLyMenTaL
@MenTaLLyMenTaL 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry if they are from America, they are ashamed of their current state too.
@pallabbiswas2726
@pallabbiswas2726 5 ай бұрын
Darwin Sir didn't say that apes got transformed to humans. He had said that humans & apes had common ancestors.
@Fazzy_Boss
@Fazzy_Boss 8 ай бұрын
Good one akash bhai
@proudindian9140
@proudindian9140 4 жыл бұрын
Inventions of the Millennium. Neutron Electron Proton Atom *Mitron*
@silconcityfurniture7666
@silconcityfurniture7666 4 жыл бұрын
You Should Have Add Electron.........
@basharali746
@basharali746 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@times2508
@times2508 4 жыл бұрын
Millennium 1983-2000 k beech me Paida hote h
@greekgod1935
@greekgod1935 4 жыл бұрын
Times of universe thnk u for the knowledge i didn’t know the meaning of millennials ..
@zees9669
@zees9669 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@areebasheikh711
@areebasheikh711 4 жыл бұрын
While seeing this vedio.......sochna padta h kin logo k haath m desh de diya 😂
@balrogmusclez272
@balrogmusclez272 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm.....shayad pakistan ki janta ne diya hoga
@abhaymathur_
@abhaymathur_ 4 жыл бұрын
Ab galti ho gyi SB se Kuch solutions v nikl aayega
@kalrajitender38
@kalrajitender38 4 жыл бұрын
chai chai chai. pakoda free
@muhammadhamza6811
@muhammadhamza6811 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai is main Pakistan na kia kia..
@Fitbisht89
@Fitbisht89 4 жыл бұрын
Jin logo ne bjp ko vote ni dia vhi ye bc krte hai ki apna vote kyu dia
@Humanityandpatriotism
@Humanityandpatriotism 5 ай бұрын
Salute your courage sir
@mariyahh
@mariyahh 7 ай бұрын
What an eye opening video. Thanks
@umangjain6374
@umangjain6374 4 жыл бұрын
As a physics PhD student, this is heart breaking to see. It is very sad that our people are being told these absolutely senseless things by our leaders. And here I am dreaming about educating our people and taking them towards science and logic. These morons are pulling us back, way back..
@nirmalkumar8694
@nirmalkumar8694 11 ай бұрын
Yep that's the intention... Keep people in darkness and rule for 50 years
@LoLYouSayWhat
@LoLYouSayWhat 11 ай бұрын
Vote for Modi and Blow Job Party again
@AmankumarTripathi1729
@AmankumarTripathi1729 10 ай бұрын
So can I ask you the role of Einstein in the modern understanding of the term GRAVITY?
@souravdeb283
@souravdeb283 10 ай бұрын
@@AmankumarTripathi1729 gravity means?
@AmankumarTripathi1729
@AmankumarTripathi1729 10 ай бұрын
@@souravdeb283 yes ... because general relativity deals completely with gravity and it's true that entire general relativity was actually produced because of a thought experiment in which Einstein imagined someone in a freefall
@reenamohanta2994
@reenamohanta2994 4 жыл бұрын
Its a competition ....."who can say the most ridiculous thing?"
@smarttech6284
@smarttech6284 4 жыл бұрын
Gober kohinoor se mahenga
@no22sill
@no22sill 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Reena
@kalyankumar239
@kalyankumar239 4 жыл бұрын
One and only Sambith Patra. The concurur.
@Surojitmahato2
@Surojitmahato2 4 жыл бұрын
dy r Wight
@Devkranti
@Devkranti 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@mahmoodiqbal680
@mahmoodiqbal680 2 сағат бұрын
Ferfect Knowledge
@user-ic2io5qj8p
@user-ic2io5qj8p 11 сағат бұрын
Bahut khoob.
@musarratvora8278
@musarratvora8278 4 жыл бұрын
This man just kills with his incredible sarcasm, facts and awesome research. Proud of you. Real Indian with knowledge and skills
@Nonameta
@Nonameta 4 жыл бұрын
I was a student in Andhra university at that time he gave that statement. Now i am shameful of that act. 😔😔
@thedeshbhakt
@thedeshbhakt 4 жыл бұрын
what is he doing now? any other country he would have lost his job
@varshresht_rao
@varshresht_rao 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedeshbhakt he is now an inspiration to other gober politicians😂
@unitedummah8292
@unitedummah8292 4 жыл бұрын
Doraemooooooooaaaaaannnn!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cyril_Jacob
@Cyril_Jacob 3 жыл бұрын
@@varshresht_rao right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mdj947
@Mdj947 9 ай бұрын
What a mind blowing sir well said❤
@Raghvendrasingh-zk8hl
@Raghvendrasingh-zk8hl 11 ай бұрын
Peacock do not do intercourse is the statement of Jaya Kishori ji,,,🤣🤣
@geetramchandani1167
@geetramchandani1167 4 жыл бұрын
7:56 "Bandar ko insaan bante hue dekha ho ya na ho insaan ko gadha bante hue zarur dekha hai."🤣🤣 True..!!
@harmonium3802
@harmonium3802 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@PRILLEXYT
@PRILLEXYT 4 жыл бұрын
Aur fir gade ko baap banke neta bante dekha he😂
@fazeelzubair2787
@fazeelzubair2787 4 жыл бұрын
5:15 after few years saffron leaders will say Ram already had missiles. APJ Abdul kalam copied them and used his name. Awarding him Bharat ratna, president post, etc was a mistake
@princepandey-xb9iy
@princepandey-xb9iy 3 жыл бұрын
Stop bringing the name of our idol in ur filthy conversation.. u know it's sensitive..
@fazeelzubair2787
@fazeelzubair2787 3 жыл бұрын
@@princepandey-xb9iy read this comment after 30 years... I'm sure your grand children will abuse your idol
@bait5257
@bait5257 6 ай бұрын
​@@princepandey-xb9iywut
@XtrimUniverse
@XtrimUniverse 11 ай бұрын
After 2 years, I'm glad that I'm again receiving this vid suggestion. This time I want to be straight and sharp. AKASH DADA, WE NEED A PRIME MINISTER LIKE YOU !! END OF TOPIC !!
@mdsajidmdsajid5894
@mdsajidmdsajid5894 11 ай бұрын
Bahut badhiya.shukrya
@anannyachakraborty5602
@anannyachakraborty5602 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass out 😂😂😂😂😂 Especially, hagne me sona aur mut me Durex 😂😂😂😂
@abhishekrai5268
@abhishekrai5268 4 жыл бұрын
I love ur comment anannya
@riz35
@riz35 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahaha
@shaikhmatiulbari3895
@shaikhmatiulbari3895 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass out.... Me has raha G**nd nikaal ke.... 😂😂😂😂 No offence intended
@falconworld1061
@falconworld1061 4 жыл бұрын
Maryaada ki bhi seema hoti hai 😁😄😆😅😂
@Ash-sw6sc
@Ash-sw6sc 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@siddborah
@siddborah 4 жыл бұрын
They be like "I don't understand science, so let's destroy it and make our own!" 😂
@itsyasirnawaz
@itsyasirnawaz 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@truesunshine7060
@truesunshine7060 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂lol
@arpitpandey1270
@arpitpandey1270 4 жыл бұрын
just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡
@mdshahnawaz4413
@mdshahnawaz4413 4 жыл бұрын
@@arpitpandey1270 har jagha hindu Muslim lana jaruri hai kay bhai
@ganiakara
@ganiakara 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should become politician and join them too😂
@HarroldWesterling
@HarroldWesterling 5 ай бұрын
"Yahan gaay mata to he hi lekin gadhe baap bankar ghum rahe hain!" Epic! 😂
@Amarkumar-bb8ep
@Amarkumar-bb8ep 7 ай бұрын
अगर "मछली जल की रानी" पढ़ाते हो तो..❗ "गधा अंधभगतों का राजा है" इसको क्यों नही पढ़ाया जाता❓ पूछता है भारत 😆🤣😆
@muskansiddikee2171
@muskansiddikee2171 3 жыл бұрын
This motivates me to study more or else I'll end up like them.....
@muskansiddikee2171
@muskansiddikee2171 3 жыл бұрын
@Aryan Raj ohh bhai!!!🤣🤣😂 Ekdum savage 🔥🔥🔥
@nasimulhaque726
@nasimulhaque726 3 жыл бұрын
@Aryan Raj savage😂😂🔥🔥
@user-qi5vf4ur8p
@user-qi5vf4ur8p 3 жыл бұрын
@@muskansiddikee2171 ab toh tumhare concepts clear ho gaye😂ab koi scope nhi h tumhara 🤣or tumhe bhi pata h ki tum aesi science k logic nhi la paoge 😂
@baap_ji8043
@baap_ji8043 3 жыл бұрын
Go ahead.... discover some more facts about cow dung..... Surely you'll be the next PM.....no more qualifications you need, . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BatCostumeGuy
@BatCostumeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@Muttanna S H Bro don't waste your time in studying, just tell people that cow dong cures every disease in existence and you'll be the Prime minister of India in no time.
@aadilali4358
@aadilali4358 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing in this whole episode..This ep is lit😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. And shared it to family group.
@tellagakrakhna9232
@tellagakrakhna9232 4 жыл бұрын
Saale mulle tere dharam pe video banane wala hu fatwa mat diyo 🤣🤣
@aadilali4358
@aadilali4358 4 жыл бұрын
@@tellagakrakhna9232 banne ke baad link tag kar dena..😂😂😂😂😂 .
@tellagakrakhna9232
@tellagakrakhna9232 4 жыл бұрын
@S Chouhan bhai mera comment padh lo maine kya pucha h Banerjee sir se fir bolna. Iss coment thread k bahar bhi dekh lo bhai.
@tellagakrakhna9232
@tellagakrakhna9232 4 жыл бұрын
@S Chouhan hor muje pata h wo mere question ka jawab nai denge. Reason apko bhi pata h.
@tellagakrakhna9232
@tellagakrakhna9232 4 жыл бұрын
@S Chouhan i apologize but will mr.banerjee answer my question. Otherwise i will consider him biased.
@nilam4690
@nilam4690 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 great work sir 🙏 Grand salute 🙏
@ShakilAhmed-ie4tg
@ShakilAhmed-ie4tg 3 күн бұрын
Excellent
@pratyush5327
@pratyush5327 3 жыл бұрын
Bjp andhbhakts after watching compilation of Gobarnomics -: "This is new India "😂😂😂😂
@GodKnowsWho786
@GodKnowsWho786 3 жыл бұрын
Make in india 😂😂
@rekhakumar1441
@rekhakumar1441 3 жыл бұрын
What future generations will learn?
@urtatota1621
@urtatota1621 3 жыл бұрын
@@rekhakumar1441 to not do bakchodi about science
@krishna9834
@krishna9834 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't mention about Rahul Gandhi who dreams to convert Aloo into gold what kind of machine he wl invent 😂
@urtatota1621
@urtatota1621 3 жыл бұрын
@@krishna9834 chalo bhai fake news wala pakra gaya.. Don't take me as his supporter, but the truth is that the video was edited.....just search it on Google.
@subratadey9257
@subratadey9257 4 жыл бұрын
I am from Tripura Biplab Deb one of worst cm in our Tripuras history (He told another thing :-Duck release oxygen In water)
@tanzeemgaming7167
@tanzeemgaming7167 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf 🤣 duck release oxygen? 🤣🤣🤣
@deekshabisht3279
@deekshabisht3279 4 жыл бұрын
In water...
@aniquaamir7234
@aniquaamir7234 4 жыл бұрын
To ab ek 🦆 mandir banana chahiyye
@tanzeemgaming7167
@tanzeemgaming7167 4 жыл бұрын
@@deekshabisht3279 I've never heard or studied that duck release oxygen on water 😂😂😂
@allaroundtheworld2000.
@allaroundtheworld2000. 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anusuyamajumder595
@anusuyamajumder595 11 ай бұрын
Bohot achha laga..... This episode
@ShariqHusain80
@ShariqHusain80 6 ай бұрын
It's inspiring to witness the reinvention of science in #NewIndia. The commitment to innovation, research, and development is evident in the strides being made across various scientific domains. Whether it's advancements in technology, breakthroughs in healthcare, or sustainable solutions for the future, the scientific community in India is pushing boundaries and reshaping the landscape. This transformative journey is not only fostering national progress but also contributing to the global scientific discourse. Kudos to the brilliant minds driving this evolution and paving the way for a brighter, more technologically advanced future. #ScienceInnovation #NewIndiaRising 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃😛😛🤪🤪
@roninforge
@roninforge 5 ай бұрын
tru..but these politicians should pick up a book or two sometimes xd..
@dhruvpahwa
@dhruvpahwa 3 жыл бұрын
And Ramesh Pokhriyal is our Education Minister......no more words needed
@ashokbaghel2294
@ashokbaghel2294 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@user-qo9he7hw7g
@user-qo9he7hw7g 2 жыл бұрын
Ab nhi hai
@ishaansingh2226
@ishaansingh2226 2 жыл бұрын
Hatt gya wo😂😂😂😂
@Alijah007
@Alijah007 2 жыл бұрын
@@ishaansingh2226 who is now???? All are PHD from What's app university
@ishaansingh2226
@ishaansingh2226 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alijah007 dharmendra pradhan
@farmanahamd5124
@farmanahamd5124 4 жыл бұрын
यमराज‐‐तुम्हारा समय पूरा हो चुका है। कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो तो बताओ मनुष्य -‐BSSC Inter level exam का रिजल्ट देखना चाहता हूँ यमराज-‐चालाक प्राणी, अमर होना चाहता है
@sarfraj003
@sarfraj003 4 жыл бұрын
Kya bhai...tu bhi amar rahoge...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@anpadjahil9711
@anpadjahil9711 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@biswajyotide6995
@biswajyotide6995 7 ай бұрын
Very good explanation for Indian ministers. They are our scientists who don't know the S of science.
@syedchand4750
@syedchand4750 11 ай бұрын
You are right my Bhakt Benerji
@jatavsolanki9808
@jatavsolanki9808 Жыл бұрын
आकाश जी! आपकी पेशकश कमाल की है,आपने नेताओं के ज्ञान विज्ञान को स्पष्ट रूप से समझाकर यह सिद्ध कर दिया है कि हमारा देश विश्व गुरु बनेगा। क्यों कि नेता लोग गोबर में विज्ञान ढूंढ़ रहे हैं।यह खोज भारत के लिए अदभुत है। धन्यवाद।
@sheikkhaleelahmed9736
@sheikkhaleelahmed9736 Жыл бұрын
Bro happy to see people like you having common sense. Hope India will regain its path.
@prembhatkar2694
@prembhatkar2694 11 ай бұрын
Ya❤
@EquinoxAscent
@EquinoxAscent 6 ай бұрын
it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter. The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine. However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way. In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
@dadapeersherewad5106
@dadapeersherewad5106 3 ай бұрын
Excellent video bro..❤
@kksayyed952
@kksayyed952 11 ай бұрын
Bahot khoob ek zabardast sachchaai batane ke liye mister realy desh bhakt keep it up
@Prashumanila
@Prashumanila 4 жыл бұрын
I sold my 3 milking cows, because I can't store more gold in my house, because IT & ED are more active now a days..😂😂
@abidca
@abidca 4 жыл бұрын
Sahi kiya ... warna itne paise wale ho jate to phir samaj nahi aata naa.. sahi kiya sone de wali murgi.. i mean cow ko apne ...
@gauravnathan5701
@gauravnathan5701 4 жыл бұрын
Woh toh thik hai, lekin jisko tumne becha tha, uski mob lynching hogayi...
@Jhaaninc
@Jhaaninc 4 жыл бұрын
Selective totally biased and u call urself desh bakth shame on you! Ok so here we go: 1)How come u left out scamgressi "pappu" making a comment on gold? 2)When u talk about Indian history u simply see and hear only what u want to! The Internet is a word used today imagine the ability to use telepathic abilities to gather information which is part of CIA researchers. 3)Nimbus clouds have the ability to deflect RF. 4)Gravity by an alchemist, a student who was doing a thesis on biblical college came up with gravity was and is still debated. 5)There are a lot of mention of disease preventing herbs mentioned in ayurveda cow manure is one of them. There is a person in karnataka who claims to do this very thing and USA pharma companies send their scientists into jungles to find cures. VICE news has done a whole episode on it. It's on youtube! 6)Vimana Shastr du even know what that is. In fact it talks about using Hg as fuel du know the chemical equivalent name? It's mercury and the Nazis did extensive research on it but could not succeed for the primary reason of poor translation of sanskrit! Today Edinburgh university has a whole wing dedicated to sanskrit and researching the veda, puranas and शास्त्र. Google it! 7)Astrology is closely associated with Astonomy. I'm pretty Dam sure u have no idea about PRECESSION! If u calculate the length of kals as they have been described and using Dasha avataar u will arrive at a precise number that was later discovered many centuries later by a Russian. Its in wikipedia. Dam i could just go on and on about the way u have picked and chosen topics and twisted them so miserably lol being ignorant urself and the using the ignorance of ur viewers!
@mohammedmuzammil5804
@mohammedmuzammil5804 4 жыл бұрын
Technology tha🤔😭
@devashishpriyadarshi6366
@devashishpriyadarshi6366 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jhaaninc India has all the Vedas puranas and everything, instead of giving these bullshit statements why can they allocate fund to do the same what's happening in US in India too. Sanskrit translation is not an issue in India, why has no one in India still decode how to use mercury for jets. The videos that you are used to watching are similar to conspiracy theory where both side looks correct. And about your selectivity, you talked about how the inventor of gravity is still debated but you did not talk about the statement he gave on the importance of mathematics. Ever read aryabhatiya? Or it's translation? Just see how much math and geometry is already present there. But no you just rely on KZfaq videos. And the only weapon you have is selectivity.
@murkhisthan8839
@murkhisthan8839 4 жыл бұрын
World is moving forward and india is going back to iron age 😂😂😂
@shine-my9yr
@shine-my9yr 4 жыл бұрын
Tumko bhot pata hai
@shamsudkhan237
@shamsudkhan237 4 жыл бұрын
Iron age nahi gobar age
@shine-my9yr
@shine-my9yr 4 жыл бұрын
@@shamsudkhan237 ab jannat ke farishte to aayenge nahi..
@shamsudkhan237
@shamsudkhan237 4 жыл бұрын
@@shine-my9yr Bhai koi farishton jaisa neta hi aage leke jayega is mulk ko. In gadho ke bas ki to baat nahi
@DigitalAssam2.0
@DigitalAssam2.0 4 жыл бұрын
@@shamsudkhan237 sahi kaha 😂
@turekoyu6408
@turekoyu6408 4 ай бұрын
Interesting Bhai, expecting more episodes of this kind.
@humevon9609
@humevon9609 9 ай бұрын
Enjoyed this article and look forward to many others
@ravichaudhary4058
@ravichaudhary4058 4 жыл бұрын
दिल्ली के लोग समझदार थे की केजरीवाल जैसे पढ़े लिखे को CM बनाया नहीं तो पूरे देश नेता अनपढ़ और जाहिल है
@comtruise7063
@comtruise7063 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahesh4265 abe chutiya bhakt. Pelwa jake bjp walo se
@ashwanimaitry6923
@ashwanimaitry6923 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahesh4265 chacha pm to BJP ke sakh rakhne wale ko ghas tak Nahi dalte😂😂
@mahesh4265
@mahesh4265 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashwanimaitry6923 pm ko ghas dalne ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyunki hum gai nai hai Jo humko ghas Dale yeh Mera Marzi hai me kisko support karun like Jo Salman Khan ko like karta hai toh Salman bhi usko ghas nahi dalta phir bhi log usko fan Hain yeh aisa hi hai
@ashwanimaitry6923
@ashwanimaitry6923 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahesh4265 chacha Mai to pm ko ghas dalne ki bat hi Kar Raha wo koi gay bakri thodi na hai Jo ghas daloge😂😂😂
@ashwanimaitry6923
@ashwanimaitry6923 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahesh4265 or hoke to Mera comment achchhe se parh Lena dost
@swatidsw
@swatidsw 4 жыл бұрын
Love your work akash. New India 😂😂😂😂😂 "I love India, kahan milega itna content" - Kunal kamra
@user-uh1fl8pq6g
@user-uh1fl8pq6g 6 ай бұрын
👏Big hands for our new scientists
@abhijeetsachan77
@abhijeetsachan77 8 ай бұрын
Here after watching part 2
@PuiPui105
@PuiPui105 4 жыл бұрын
Sambit patra to his wife: *Ye lo ji.. Tumare liye kohinoor hira se bhi kimti chij laya hoon.* Patra's wife: *Dikhao kya laya ho* Sambit Patra: *GOBAR*
@javedfshaikhyt9543
@javedfshaikhyt9543 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tinklingcrystals6489
@tinklingcrystals6489 4 жыл бұрын
Wife: chalo apne "baap"ko dedo..
@Unknown-hi2dr
@Unknown-hi2dr 4 жыл бұрын
lol! Sambit Patra need to hear this one.. put it on twitter and tag him :D
@farhanaelyaz1075
@farhanaelyaz1075 4 жыл бұрын
NYC one 😆😆
@karangill5347
@karangill5347 4 жыл бұрын
Wah😁😁
@voodoomagic90
@voodoomagic90 3 жыл бұрын
" we saw a human turning into an ape and then turning into a politician" omg i died laughing from this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@munsinasimali5888
@munsinasimali5888 3 жыл бұрын
Apko dar nehi lagta ? In sab transformed Ape se😉!!!
@AlamWorlds
@AlamWorlds Жыл бұрын
@Allah 🔒 TAALA Brahma aur sarswati be like Hume bhool gyaa 😂😂😂😂
@mmwajid2007
@mmwajid2007 11 ай бұрын
ऐसे PM और ऐसे सांसद से अच्छे काम की क्या उम्मीद की जासकती है?
@dravikush
@dravikush 11 ай бұрын
@@munsinasimali5888 Pura bharat daraa hua he......
@bhattimustafa5842
@bhattimustafa5842 4 күн бұрын
All of them are Great scientist
@ashokmeena1808
@ashokmeena1808 Ай бұрын
Salute to you Sir👍👍
@mubeen4156
@mubeen4156 4 жыл бұрын
Science hum sharminda hai tera kaatil zinda hai ........😭😭😭...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@varungupta9629
@varungupta9629 4 жыл бұрын
Haan tere m to sab scientific h na??
@manjeetshrivastva9607
@manjeetshrivastva9607 4 жыл бұрын
Ha bhai Pakistan me kuchh hinduo ko bula le tum logo ka science garv karne lagega
@uzmabe289
@uzmabe289 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@arindamsengupta9894
@arindamsengupta9894 4 жыл бұрын
Aakash da you are missing one thing ... Cow exhale Oxygen...🤣🤣🤣
@onlyhead9251
@onlyhead9251 4 жыл бұрын
Shi kaha bhai...mai bhi yahi bolne wala tha
@smoses4663
@smoses4663 Ай бұрын
Well said sirji
@therajguptaa
@therajguptaa 9 ай бұрын
0:34 yogi ji.... 😂
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