www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-lemon-and-dango-gang So close to the end! Can we go beyond!?

By the way, the "only using 10% of our brains" thing is an inaccurate choice of words. We USE all 100% of our brains. It's just that not 100% of the thing is lit up at any given moment. If it is, that means we're having a seizure.

WE BRINGING BACK SPACE ORCS?!!!

Someone needs to make an animation of the alien nervously introducing the binge compilation while Seymour gives quiet thumbs up in encouragement

Alien learns and make Hot Cocoa A:human steve? H:yeah? A:you remember that chocolate bar you handed me the other day? H:sure, what's up? A:I've learned about this drink called hot chocolate from your cook books and decided to see if i could make something a little better with the knowledge of the planet, so kinda did what you called "grocery shopping" and after a bit of this earth styled cooking... H:yes? A:*hands a cup* careful, it's hot H:*blows on it, takes a sip* ...oh wow that's incredible A:you could say its...out of this world H:you were waiting to use that one? A:and it was worth it

Can we just take a second to imagine what would happen if an Alien witnessed anything like a panic attack or non-verbal shutdown?

4:47 Bold of you to assume aliens won’t also have burial rituals.

Imagine aliens seeing this and just thinking "yeah that's pretty much what we thought"

16:55 don't worry, the Omnitrix turns the wearer into the physical pinnacle of the species so he would do it well

The crab one is interesting, because things tend to evolve into crabs. So what the alien is discovering isn't an order of sentient species from another world; it's a natural evolution point that occurs so often that it happened on more then just Earth, and in some cases, resulted in sentient lifeforms.

*Human chasing cat with spray bottle* A: Human what are you doing? H:-*stops to a halt*- ah the cat scratched and . . . chewed on some important cords A: that doesn't explain the spray bottle and the what I assume is water coming out of it H: cats don't like water they usually back off when you squirt them with water A: that's a half explanation H: eh best punishment to make them stop A: wh-wait about those cords *Human runs to continue to chase cat* A: and they left

An alien learns about popcorn. A: Human, what are those little white puffy things your eating? H: Oh this? Its just popcorn. A: And what is this "popcorn" H: Its just corn but we dry it out for months then warm it back it. A: And why would you do that? H: Because it tastes good. A: But you said you like the taste of corn, so why aren't you just eating corn. H: Well corn isn't a good snack for watching movies, but popcorn is. A: I see.....

There's like a 70% chance this has been done before, but Alien discovers Humor: H: **laughing at an image** A: Human, what are you doing? You sound... ill. H: I'm just laughing at something I find funny. A: What do you mean "funny"? H: Oh, you wouldn't understand. It's a human thing. A: Try me. H: Okay, I'll give you an example of something funny: H: A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" A: What part of those words causes you to exhale air in such a strange way? H: Maybe you just need more examples. Here, I'll give you a book of jokes. A: I doubt this will work, but I suppose I'll give it a shot. **a few hours later** A: I think I may have finally figured out this whole "funny" thing. H: Really? A: Most of these "jokes" as you call them seem to involve the multiple meanings of words in your language. In your example from earlier, this was the word "bar" meaning both a place to purchase drinks and a long, thin tube of metal. My theory is that this is supposed to be a display of intelligence, with the person telling the joke signifying their intelligence through the ability to use and understand the human language to the recipient, and the recipient performing this "laughing" action if they understand the joke, signifying _their_ intelligence to the person telling the joke. H: That's... a great description actually! I couldn't have said it better myself. A: Really? Finally, you humans are actually starting to make sense. By the way, what was the image you were laughing at earlier? H **shows them the image** A: And how exactly does the phrase "this unpleasant gradient shows up on your front door" written above a low quality image of a multicoloured gradient seeming to stand on a porch signify intelligence? H: Uh... A: ... H: ... A: Remind me to never say " you humans are starting to make sense" again. H: I'll be sure to.

Hey, just figured i'd throw in this correction here for 0:59, that quote is actually a butchered version of something a neuroscientist said, which was actually "The brain is so complex, we only know what 10% is used for".

2:00 Paper money is valuable because it's TECHNICALLY a receipt for valuable metals. The British "pound" originally meant the government owed you one pound of silver.

Oddly the eppinephrine used to fight anaphylaxis is very cheap. Horses uses the exact same epinephrine as we do, just in (much) larger doses. It is available in large quantities for very little money. The eppipen and its tiny dose are sold at an incredible mark up - multi hundreds of percent markup. Theoretically you could buy it by the gallon for somewhere between 10-50 bucks, buy several packs of syringes, measure out the dosage and pretty much save your self 5-6 hundred bucks a year. You might even be able to aquire the auto injectors.

Hey now, Senshi is only 40% beard. You forgot the 50% Proper Nutrition.

That "can I see it?" in response to the eel makes me think of the Steamed Hams meme. "An amnesia-toxin eel? On This Particular Planet, in This Particular Solar System!?" "Yes!" "Can I see it?"

I had to make some kind of meta version (Not that good at writing, though): A: Human... I have a question for you. I have been seeing this human on "KZfaq" making videos about fictional conversations between humans and aliens. Do you know what I'm referring to? H: Yes of course they are great! A: Don't you think it's a bit weird to be emulating these fictional discussions? H: Well it's funny and interesting! Besides, you're in one right now! ̶H̶ A: What do you mean human!? H: Just wait till I write the next scene ;)

A: human, explain the function of this cat H: its a pet, it provides comfort and companionship and we provide it food and shelter. A: so you are caretakers for this cat for free to just stay here H: yeah, some people have lots of cats and they were even worshipped in ancient Egypt. There have been "cases" where cats eat their deceased owners but i think those are fake A: WHY DO YOU KEEP THEM!!??!?!? H: pet the cat A: * pets the cat* C:* cat purrs enjoying being petted* A: this cat is mine, human winter tell human Madeline her cat is mine now. * Rushes away petting the cat*

Fun fact, the reason humanity began to eat hot peppers and spicy food in general is because it was a great way of preserving food and expelling biotoxins in our bodies. Also because after consuming the spicy food and the pain dying down, I believe there's also a hit of dopamine. So yeah, I guess that the alien needs to start watching Food Theory.

You and Bettina posting binge compilations at the same time? WE EATING GOOD

Aliens sounding awfully like Papyrus. Funnily enough he'd probably ask the exact same questions.

humans are playing WH40K: A: human Thomas what are you doing? H: it’s called warhammer, it’s a table top military game. It was rather popular several years ago, before your species made contact with ours. A: I see, but why does human Luis look mentally injured? H: he’s learning why nobody plays a tau army. A: why, what have this ‘tau’ ever done? H: they can’t engage in melee. A: and why does them not using an outdated combat style make them weak? H: because every other faction gets a turn specifically for melee attacks, and the tau have no melee weapons. A: so what makes your army stronger then? H: (hands alien the entire collection of Horus heresy novels) these should explain better than I could.

I don't get the rounded stone one. A gravestone maybe?

Imagine the Alien learning about Twitter and American football team fans

You actually can, in some circumstances, reduce allergic reactions by repeated exposure as guided by a medical professional.

It's actually more like ten percent at a time, not total. I imagine it's to help prevent a nerve signal equivalent of a traffic jam, and to avoid overheating.

10:45 speaking for myself, it's a fun little detail and an occasionally useful tool (though obviously not in the way it was intended.)

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THE ORIGINAL, CHECKED OUT YOUR CHANNEL BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED, AND SEE THIS UPLOADED AN HOUR AGO

I feel like the alien every day. I'm just angry.

so crabs are aliens That one barnacle: welcome to earth

did not expect to hear shed 17 referenced nowadays like at all

Jerry is what we in the Rain World fandom call the giant void worms!

1:01 I will reiterate; I'm pretty sure using 100% at once is called a seizure

alien discovers beatboxing A: human how are you making those noises H: what? A: those noises. H: oohhh, you mean beatboxing? A: what. H: it's when you make certain noises rythimaticaly to make beats. A: where does the box come from. H: your guess is as good as mine.

Glad you're back PMSeymour

showing our weapons and firearms A: "What's that shiny metal?" H: "Oh, it's a WASP Knife. It injects uh, let's say high pressure CO2." A: "And what does it do?" H: "Here let me show you." gets and watermelon and stabs it, seconds later the watermelon would explode in pieces A: "Dear... You earthlings are barbaric!" H: "Wait till ya see napalm."

human: *reading SCP Foundation* Alien: hey human Bright! what is that? Some kind of document? Perhaps a drawing Human: what? No! Its about a foundation. That circles around containing anomalies such as you Aliens: how do you have access to this? Human: because im a Level-5 researcher there assigned to SCP-096 Alien: and what is that necklace you sea and what is "SCP-096" Human: do not reveal any of this (Omg my human OC is Dr. Jack bright/Dr. Shaw)

Absolutely need more of this!!!

I can't eat raw walnuts, I get nauseous and start vomiting within 30 minutes of eating them, but if they're cooked, like in a muffin or cake, I'm fine. I always thought it was weird, because I can eat almonds or peanuts by the handful and I'm fine.

7:33 "I don't think that'd be a wise decision on my part human, I've seen the Vaporeon meme" XD also if people tried to make catboys/girls how.. would that even work...

Oh my god I just noticed that one of the tabs I have open right now is literally a humans are space orcs fanfic on ao3 lmao

I love these compilations

2:31 Me, eating a biscuit:“Can confirm.”

H:hey there what are you doing? A:what is this thing on your computer that says "steam"? H:oh thats just a platform where we find many entertainment we can play A:i see....whats this game called doom? H:.... A..... H:...best not to open it up

There has been some parts of Geography class that i dont know Im in first year, and i know so far a bit about the atmosphere as well as things that comes with it As i try to relearn some parts if it, i missed out on something known as El Nino, a Phenomena, and bc of the gravity of that phenomenon, i decided to make my own Nerva with a human convo A: Human, i found something called El Nino while rummaging through your old things, what is that H: oh, my school books, yea, that is a Phenomenon, happenes every so 10 years A: what does it do H: its the increase in heat of the surface of the area in the middle of the Passific Ocean, it ultimately causes the ocean current to slightly change A: doesnt that cause.. global issues.. H: it does, tho after it ends, the ocean stabilizes itself back to the original current A: doesnt that also cause some issues H: it does, tho i forgot parts of it A: considering the last human i talked to also mentions messed up shit, im guessing you also have somethign to share H: i do actually, its quite ironic that i remember only the El Nino consequences, the Phenomena causes things like intense heat waves, long autumns, as well a flood and shortage of fish in some places A: and you humans have experienced it... How many times? H: i only know it happened five times in southeast Asia A: at least it causes weather like changes H: oh it effect our economy as well, and it can also cause starvation A: least its small right? H: there is the black plague A: what? H: nothing A: ... H: ... A: Ho- H: more than 75 million total A: Not.... Bad.... H: I guess.... A: ... H: the estimated maximum is 200 million A: i need to leave H: dont worry, it spread through fleas... Which im sure isnt in your home planet A: but it co- H: it could already have infected you... Maybe idk that was more than 500 years ago A: WHY H: couldve been worse A: WE SHOULD'VE BUILT AN ANTI VIRUS BARRIER H: parasites could be possible A: SHUT UP

Nerva finds out about Space Station 13 A: Human, what is this "Space Station 13" game? H: Oh. It's a game about simulating a normal shift on a space station that goes horribly wrong. A: How does it go horribly wrong? H: Well, there's many different ways. Traitors infiltrate, elites try and detonate a nuclear warhead on the ship, revolutionaries try to overthrow the station, a changeling infiltrates, heretics try to gain power via sacrifice, and a blood cult tries to summon Nar'Sie, an eldritch god. A: Can you show me a photo of the "changeling" and "Nar'Sie" please? H: Sure. *human pulls out pictures* A: Oh. Tho- H: *slams on table* DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE REAL. A: Well the crew species, like the plasmamen and mothpeople are real. H: That's not much consolation... A: Would it be much consolation that they are actually much nicer than what they seem? H: Yes.

Thank you for the video.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH YAAAAAAAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ITS FINALLY BACK

Yes I missed you you give me serotonin

PLEASE! MORE!

A: human? I hear a voice i do not recognize. What did i tell you about bringing other humans? H: what? No, i didn't- A: wait, why is the voice coming from that small box? H: oh, that's my phone. There's not actually a human in there, it's just playing his voice. A: ah, i see. Is this another device for memories? H: no, this one is for entertainment. A: i thought you already had entertainment! Is it not sufficient enough? H: well, all of those other things require some effort, and sometimes i just don't feel like doing much. A: interesting... i suppose i could try it next time i am feeling exhausted. *the next day* A: HUMAN WHO IS THIS P.M. SEYMOUR PERSON AND HOW DID HE GET RECORDINGS OF US? *AND HOW ARE THE VIDEOS DATED BEFORE WE MET?????*

There's something awesome about getting to listen to this again. The videos that I feel kinda started the whole "Humans are space orcs" subreddit (or at least made it popular), and it's HFY cousin.

IT'S FINALLY BACK!

"I've seen the vaporeon meme"☠️

Space orca are back woooohooo

WOOOHOOOO I MISS THIS

*Alien learns about “Anime”:* A: Human, what is that on your screen? H: Oh, I’m watching anime. A: Anime? What is that? H: You remember me explaining manga to you? Anime is pretty much manga but in the form of animated drawings. A: Understandable. I assume the human in this scene has a fictional superpower. H: Yes, she can manipulate electromagnetism and can launch coins at very, very high speed. A: Fascinating, a human Mass Driver then, I’ll check that one out some time. Wait, is that another anime? it says “Boku no Pi”… H: Oh yeah it’s a good series, you should watch it. *2 hours later* A: It’s REDACTED. It will always be REDACTED. What did I expect from humans, peak fiction?… (wait, am I starting to think like them?)

18:30 one time it cost over 100 dollars for a dentist to tell me that I didn’t need braces

0:10 YES I MISS YOU

God I love this and the god/angle series.

YESSSS YEEESSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

I like this series, where can stories be posted?

the money one doesnt make sense. the aliens would have some form of money

Humans are so cute

SPACE ORCS!

yes i miss you 😢

Ooh

I love space orcs

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

14:37 was that a dbza reference

And people call themselves normal

12:52 lactose intolerent people take it as a challenge

11:32-11:37 -> Aw,cute x3

4:32 me pondering my orb (I don’t understand the original text)😊

i have never felt so called out. i scold object all the time. well, talk to them at least. like for instance, if i am doing a task, that requires me to balance an improperly balanced item, while using my other hand to grab a different, heavier item, i talk to the improperly balanced item, and simply ask it to not fall over, and then when it does, i say thank you. in addition to the nonchalant, rude how dare you, the human does when the item does something i dont want it to

We use nearly 100% of our brains at all times just to keep ourselves awake and alive

Where can i find more of this?

i don't understand what "round rock" are they taking about?? at like 4:45

cant we all agree that 4chan is meth tumblr and tumblr is weed 4chan

GUTEN TA- i mean hi

lol no we use all of our brains, the parts of our brains that go unused shrink and the ones we do grow.

does that mean this will stop being shoved in the tumblr binge compilation?

Give me my support flareon

Drag racing H: Have you heard of this thing called drag racing? A: No… what is it? H: Its about making vehicles travel 1/4 of a mile as fast as possible starting from 0 kilometers per hour A: That sounds amazing! For what purpose is it though? Is it to advance acceleration in vehicles for faster travel? H: … well no A: … then what is it for? H: … well its cool A: why? H: Let me show you … A: I understand…

10:00 Should also remove Pankration, Chariot Racing, Jousting, Gladiator Fighting, Sword Combat, Fencing, etc.

i wonder how does the Ailen ract to Mecha games XD

I hope your doing well after the last posts on community tabs and ur other socials

WE REACH THE FUNDED GOAL!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO

poor nirva

What’s shed 13

3:21 -....... What IS "shed 13"?

I’m still confused. Why was he crying over a “rounded stone”?

what is shed 13?

R/humansarespaceorcs

4:33 Am...confused????

There's a problem with Humans Are Space Orcs posts that tends to bother me a lot when I see them, and it's that aliens are always baffled by human things, when it's probably likely that they'd have similar things themselves. I understand that aliens wouldn't be very alien if they were exactly like humans and had everything we did, and that weird alien biology and culture could lead them to never having the things humans do, but surely aliens would have some things in common with humans just by virtue of being sentient beings with thoughts and feelings For instance, why wouldn't aliens be familliar with the concept of cooking food? Do they just eat their food raw? Do they never do anything to prepare their food for consumption? And wouldn't aliens also understand the idea of entertainment and fiction? Do you think aliens just never get bored? Or get feelings they want to express in the form of art? Speaking of, a lot of HASO posts tend to treat aliens like they don't have emotions that they act on. Aliens are apparently just cold, unfeeling robots that operate on pure logic.

wasnt this supposed to end?? Im not complaing

How much to goal?