God Makes Chihuahuas

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Jonny Devaney

Жыл бұрын

Somebody commented giving me this idea

Пікірлер: 14 000

@MBroam Жыл бұрын

Chihuaha's, 50% rage, 50% tremble.

@BooBuKittyPhuk Жыл бұрын

They tremble with rage! 📳😖🤬📳

@justafan13 Жыл бұрын

Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble

@CapPotato388 Жыл бұрын

@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.

@phoenix0153 Жыл бұрын

You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.

@schrdngrskat3847 Жыл бұрын

When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂

@tatertot3911 10 ай бұрын

there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably

@GhostsGF_13 9 ай бұрын

524 no comment?

@leah.the.gremlin 9 ай бұрын

631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that

@snraven1100 9 ай бұрын

They are the spawn of Satan

@Shaun_Plays 9 ай бұрын

845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that

@S.C.P-Site46 8 ай бұрын

894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that

@user-mk9de5gw3h Ай бұрын

"Dont you think it's a little...intense???" "Yes I do thank you " That had me rolling 😂😂😂

@rustyhowe3907 10 күн бұрын

He's so proud of not half a ssing it.

@tinaclayton547 8 күн бұрын

My response would be "not really? I toned it down a lot. Vlad originally asked for 100,000"

@FalguniChakraborty-gc2rr 4 күн бұрын

It sounded like Taylor Swift

@kosakukawajiri5007 Ай бұрын

I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both. Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine. It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.

@khaleesireyna731 13 күн бұрын

They both sound like such amazing girls!❤

@kosakukawajiri5007 13 күн бұрын

I really miss them honestly. Piper even had puppies long ago, then we gave all away except one, Fozzie, who was part Chihuahua part Shih Tzu and half Labrador. You would have never seen a sweeter dog. Sadly, he died too... I miss all my previous pets.

@Will-mk5pj 13 күн бұрын

Holy shit, describing a chihuahua as a broken chainsaw on cocaine is the best thing i’ve ever heard

@radioactivepower600nanaspersec 13 күн бұрын

@@kosakukawajiri5007 How did you get a LABRADOR of ALL THINGS to mate with a CHIHUAHUA? And how did she even SURVIVE?? 👁👄👁

@kosakukawajiri5007 13 күн бұрын

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec Remember, she was half Chihuahua half Shih Tzu, she was larger than most chewies. That and the lab wasn't that big. It was one of the neighbors labs. Let's just say when I let Piper out to do business, they decided to have debauchery.

@endersquiddyyoutube7999 8 ай бұрын

For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."

@93_industries 7 ай бұрын

Gun owners talking to the atf be like

@SoniWyd 7 ай бұрын

Sounds kinda gay to me

@endersquiddyyoutube7999 7 ай бұрын

@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure

@elvinserrano4182 7 ай бұрын

@laurakastrup 7 ай бұрын

@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂

@longcheese6179 11 ай бұрын

“Anger of 10,000 men..” “20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”

@alchemicmercury 11 ай бұрын

Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.

@longcheese6179 11 ай бұрын

@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.

@yarik14 11 ай бұрын

Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.

@longcheese6179 11 ай бұрын

@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.

@noicemate9111 11 ай бұрын

@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people

@ultimatexecutioner8260 Ай бұрын

I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.

@wendy5290 17 күн бұрын

My two were my vets favourites. Sweetest, kindest little bundles of joy and great with the grandchildren.

@denisehagwood4542 12 күн бұрын

Mine was the best dog ever. I miss him

@TheDancing0wind 5 күн бұрын

My mother has one and its the cutest, nicest, most lovable little dogie we ever had :D we had a coupel of toyteriers .. first i dont remember much, but the second was mentally damaged annoying ball of paranoia

@Cheer964 Күн бұрын

I have one like that but without calm he is really energetic and nice

@kimberlybrady6976 17 сағат бұрын

Suddenly I realize that Supernatural missed a real storytelling opportunity. Dean running around with the King of Hellhounds on his ankle, trying to shake it off to Taylor Swift.

@WDawghehe Ай бұрын

Lucifer: My idea for a dog is called *"THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBERDU-"* HOW IN THE SWEET GOLLY GOSH WILIKERS IN SWEET MOTHER OF MYTHOLOGIC REASONING DID THIS ALMOST GET 400 LIKES

@user-xn4zn3sr5c 27 күн бұрын

*THAT SPITS FIRE* AND *MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT* *✨DEPRESSION✨*

@maddragonriseowo1278 20 күн бұрын

Hazbin hotel trope! Reunite!

@AmandaTroutman 17 күн бұрын

❤

@jessieridgeway8334 17 күн бұрын

RUBBERDOG. I meants to say dog

@PowerPunk31590 16 күн бұрын

Love it 😍

@devam8192 Жыл бұрын

That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.

@raymondwiggins354 Жыл бұрын

And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long

@alexs5814 Жыл бұрын

Contain? It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^

@Emilythematerialgurl Жыл бұрын

@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○

@KatrinaGamse Жыл бұрын

I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂

@MrJay_White Жыл бұрын

and all 9 cells of its brain

@izthistle6196 Жыл бұрын

“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever

@darthball001 Жыл бұрын

On god

@Starlight-ik9qp Жыл бұрын

And god said it's a good idea 🤣

@Graphgaming Жыл бұрын

funny

@dudewhatthewhat8983 Жыл бұрын

Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.

@Freddy_Ghost4997 Жыл бұрын

It actually is

@arjonlisi9813 Ай бұрын

Okay so you want to make a CHI-OO-AA-OO-AA had me dying and bro the anger of 10.000 men 😂😂😂😂

@Kittyqueen87yeagirluwu 12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Chriszapis-ok 17 күн бұрын

"Hey god~ WHY'S LUCIFER HERE ?!?" That's peak

@spookysugar 8 ай бұрын

Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage** Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!

@beastly.warner 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@endergameing105 8 ай бұрын

Satan attest I have bichis

@Pumpkinsmasherok 8 ай бұрын

Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter

@siegebot82 8 ай бұрын

I get the reference

@supernovaRA 8 ай бұрын

I own a Chiuauha

@amberfuchscia709 Жыл бұрын

My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.

@Bowie_E Жыл бұрын

I wanna be a grandparent like that

@Ms.Whiplash Жыл бұрын

I don't want your Cash Money. 😂

@gerudoqueenriju Жыл бұрын

It's the owners, not the dogs.

@amberfuchscia709 Жыл бұрын

@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.

@gerudoqueenriju Жыл бұрын

@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.

@PhoenixDragonResurrected 3 күн бұрын

“That short guy that’s supposed to be funny”🤣🤣🤣 that’s how I know him too

@wenzler3052 18 күн бұрын

The funny thing for me with all the chihuahua stuff is that one of my neighbors had one that was just a cinnamon bun and loved attention. Granted, he was old, but he was trained so well to the point he'd walk without a leash.

@S1ushyHead 6 ай бұрын

“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀

@BigGuyJojo 5 ай бұрын

that was indeed the joke

@WhiteEmperor 5 ай бұрын

you really rolled?

@Thelittleguy4151 5 ай бұрын

You see me rolling

@shyrougegaming7922 5 ай бұрын

My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.

@Thelittleguy4151 5 ай бұрын

@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?

@SethBeck Жыл бұрын

"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.

@almasakic1148 Жыл бұрын

just like Old Testament times

@blackknight6757 Жыл бұрын

The likes being 616 💀

@katsuya063 Жыл бұрын

But isn't lucifer God's son?

@angiebarron3818 Жыл бұрын

@Katsuya06 no he was an angel

@enibeni2071 Жыл бұрын

Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).

@Elizabeth-dv9wh 28 күн бұрын

I had a chihuahua and she wasn’t mean like she wouldn’t ankle bite and she would only ever bark at strangers. She also loved babies for some reason and thought she was a human like she would sleep like one, eat human food, and try to act like one.

@cricklicklers9382 15 күн бұрын

You are so delightfully talented. I just love your content. Your script writing seems pretty clean as your edits have really tight transitions. Bravo for the entire process. Just great content.

@Haruo616 Жыл бұрын

The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying

@tommylanger7686 Жыл бұрын

Bro came prepared after half an eternity

@MandyWoodside-ks3bj Жыл бұрын

Female dog

@john-ic5pz Жыл бұрын

ikr! Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅

@john-ic5pz Жыл бұрын

@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍

@some_dude1596 Жыл бұрын

“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.

@joemercurio871 Жыл бұрын

"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!

@reginasandoval628 Жыл бұрын

My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry

@sierraedwards7042 4 күн бұрын

Vlad, as in the impaler? Love it!

@opgametwister8327 3 күн бұрын

"You suck the fun out of everything" 😊 "You suck the fun out of everything" 💀

@Marzzzz111 11 ай бұрын

I love how the angel is the only sane person there

@Cobra12366 10 ай бұрын

74 likes and zero comments let me help with that

@arandomguyontheinternet5020 10 ай бұрын

541 and 2 comments let me help with that

@2Guys1CarTV 10 ай бұрын

872 with 3 comments? Let me help with that

@jazzelprogato7420 10 ай бұрын

1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix

@zelistiusedits 10 ай бұрын

1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do

@viktorisedits Жыл бұрын

*chuckles demonically* “Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”

@Hibubbles0315 Жыл бұрын

Are you a PJO fan? I mean you have Reyna as profile picture

@viktorisedits Жыл бұрын

@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits

@Hibubbles0315 Жыл бұрын

@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits

@ReachingClouds Жыл бұрын

@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.

@3arthandsky Жыл бұрын

Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.

@CookieQueenVi Ай бұрын

My friend actually has a chihuahua named Freddy. He's so cute 🥰❤

@JK_just_passing_by Ай бұрын

"Remember kids, All dogs go to heaven. Except the Chihuahuas." *Agressive grinning*

@dragonxlove 11 ай бұрын

When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.

@alzbetavomackova8570 11 ай бұрын

*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*

@hannajung7512 11 ай бұрын

So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?

@abnerreyes3449 11 ай бұрын

Yes my favorite robin jason Todd

@kingnduh6654 11 ай бұрын

mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone. just saying 🙂

@moontoot333 11 ай бұрын

Haha fr tho

@Thalia_8D Жыл бұрын

As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.

@jaynewallace8592 Жыл бұрын

@@antichrist1864😂

@jaynewallace8592 Жыл бұрын

@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.

@jaynewallace8592 Жыл бұрын

@@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.

@diveblock2058 Жыл бұрын

@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first

@InYourFloorboards12345 Жыл бұрын

@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.

@Sojo.pan_con.que_so Күн бұрын

They just described my THREE dogs perfectly 🤑👽

@yourpersonallobotomizer 8 сағат бұрын

I have 4 chihuahuas who behave well, don't tremble or bite and love people. I love them unconditionally ♡ it's always about the owner, not the dog

@ladyfreedomrocks Жыл бұрын

My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.

@DonnaBarrHerself Жыл бұрын

And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.

@aneitalt Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a very good boy.

@roberthohman4637 Жыл бұрын

going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD

@AngelaKSellsHomes Жыл бұрын

That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.

@eddavanleemputten9232 Жыл бұрын

Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖

@beautifulinterlude7044 11 ай бұрын

Violent shaking as a personality trait has me screaming 😂😂😂😂

@heeheeghost3139 11 ай бұрын

I could have u screaming too 🥱

@UNoWKoWN 11 ай бұрын

420th comment

@darraghtormey1500 11 ай бұрын

So accurate 😂😂😂

@yuanyuan4647 11 ай бұрын

This had me shaking

@emileemonsalvo3878 8 сағат бұрын

"Apple shaped head" took me out!! 🤣🤣😂😵 That makes sense now, they aren't trembling because they are cold or scared, it's just from all the rage built up!😡😡😂

@Soso-sj3iv 9 күн бұрын

Is the angle like the only person who is kinda smart and still cares for the humanity to survive?

@unitystorm6859 11 ай бұрын

As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-

@maggiechang9956 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@cowboylikeizzie 11 ай бұрын

mines actually chill tho

@xxmension04xx47 11 ай бұрын

100,000 men

@_nobu_8852 11 ай бұрын

mine is so pure(

@literallyeunchae 11 ай бұрын

I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol

@randompersonontheinternet1435 Жыл бұрын

I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow

@LovelessMilo Жыл бұрын

Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!

@evanfrioux910 Жыл бұрын

Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs

@124neospacedude Жыл бұрын

minnow translates to small and insignificant

@MsBettyRubble Жыл бұрын

Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.

@bringmychariot Жыл бұрын

@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.

@aracuno8626 13 күн бұрын

I was expecting something like bloodhounds but this is way more accurate

@demolitionkid2 Күн бұрын

My dog is the sweetest chihuahua ever. Hes a perfect gentleman, he loves me to death and has to always be near me. My wife got him as a puppy then refused to take care of him at all. He was as big as my hand. I feared they would step on him stomping through the house. So i held him the entire first month he was with us. I wouldnt trade him for anything ever.

@TheKisame808 Жыл бұрын

i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.

@GhostBear3067 Жыл бұрын

He should have access to a lot of lawyers...

@TheKisame808 Жыл бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does

@saracecchinelli3740 Жыл бұрын

Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol

@patrickpromen3605 Жыл бұрын

No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.

@Grey_Shard Жыл бұрын

that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.

@rosetyler4630 Жыл бұрын

My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂

@dragonforcelego Жыл бұрын

Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet

@Aracnah Жыл бұрын

@@dragonforcelego breathed HIS air

@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost Жыл бұрын

Sooo...a fallen angel?

@howaboutno1083 Жыл бұрын

Angel just like Lucifer 😂

@youtubeidentity7412 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 You guys...smh

@carissaengland2768 10 күн бұрын

Never ask: A man his salary A woman her weight A chihuahua why it’s angry

@tiap9889 9 күн бұрын

I was blessed to have had 2 Chihuahua fur babies.... (Both passed) I absolutely 🖤🖤🖤 this! FAF 😂

@BingChilling124 Жыл бұрын

“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing

@ARSZLB Жыл бұрын

what the fuck does that mean

@brendanr1525 3 ай бұрын

That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.

@socpancake Жыл бұрын

OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)

@StrakanDocrusReakal Жыл бұрын

Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!

@HaagseDannyKalf Жыл бұрын

@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂

@cristlejohnson4900 Жыл бұрын

They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.

@StrakanDocrusReakal Жыл бұрын

@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT

@socpancake Жыл бұрын

not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!

@PatriciaTomlinson-zr4du Күн бұрын

I have a pure bred dear head chihuahua and he actually is the calmest chihuahua you could ever meet. He doesn’t really bark at people either so I’m it sure what happened with him lol he’s the greatest chihuahua ever ❤

@michaelbreckshot6589 2 күн бұрын

My family had a chihuahua. Lost her around 2014, I think. It was quite agonizing to be around her in her dying days. And she had gone through a wringer before, too.

@Miguel_loves_villains Жыл бұрын

the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing

@um2913 Жыл бұрын

Dude fr 😂

@TheJarlath9 Жыл бұрын

fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.

@Nebafyer_DandD Жыл бұрын

Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.

@mysteriousmask9096 Жыл бұрын

The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum

@justsomeguy3267 Жыл бұрын

@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?

@stevenpaniagua8463 Жыл бұрын

My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha

@kylejohnson8447 11 ай бұрын

Your dog is dying

@tbohn10 11 ай бұрын

I love stoneresque chis

@pixiesouter9461 11 ай бұрын

I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.

@jonathanmoody4294 11 ай бұрын

Chihuahua with the tism

@theallseeingkuma1569 11 ай бұрын

You got the silent rager I suppose

@heidiullrich966 19 сағат бұрын

My deerhead Chihuahua doesn't shake and has the anger of only 5000 men. But, if you are sketchy, he summons the other 5000 quickly. 😆 He is such a little love 💕

@tomabramson6494 2 күн бұрын

As a service plumber, I wont go in a house with a chihuahua anymore unless they lock the dog up.

@helenetrstrup4817 Жыл бұрын

I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.

@icarusbinns3156 Жыл бұрын

Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube

@kizukun001 Жыл бұрын

Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed

@starsaur6664 Жыл бұрын

So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?

@helenetrstrup4817 Жыл бұрын

@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆

@gabrielflamm4078 4 ай бұрын

I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life

@sheilacampbell2521 4 ай бұрын

I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.

@kathrinefer7301 4 ай бұрын

👍🥹yep

@yalkn2073 3 ай бұрын

Dog too angry to die

@OriginalBallsmn 3 ай бұрын

That's a Sith Lord right there

@TheSillySandwich 3 ай бұрын

Mines 16

@danirocket21611 6 күн бұрын

His best skit yet, and so accurate 👏

@a-a-ron9027 19 күн бұрын

glad this popped back into my feed again, this is one of my favs

@vanessaw95 Жыл бұрын

When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂

@marcodykstracarmona Жыл бұрын

Yep😂

@victrola2007 Жыл бұрын

and the Shiba Inu!

@marcodykstracarmona Жыл бұрын

@@victrola2007 nah

@fulana_de_tal Жыл бұрын

What about pinschers tho?

@j.woodard2452 Жыл бұрын

Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!

@Mc_Barbietoes 6 ай бұрын

A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7

@Barbussy22 5 ай бұрын

*wouldn't gliding be faster?*

@Mc_Barbietoes 5 ай бұрын

Twinses!!!

@Patriciapispas704 5 ай бұрын

100%

@IamProcool 5 ай бұрын

And the caffeine triggers it's rage

@Mc_Barbietoes 5 ай бұрын

@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right

@Leslie_247 6 күн бұрын

99% rage 1% dog. I love it

@hishighnessleefelix Ай бұрын

that "yes, i do, thank you" has me crushing on him fr

@EdieBird Жыл бұрын

I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.

@derrickallen8138 Жыл бұрын

Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19

@mook_butt8037 Жыл бұрын

@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect

@derrickallen8138 Жыл бұрын

@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.

@nobodyspecial115 Жыл бұрын

I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol

@AKidNamedLucas 10 ай бұрын

“Apple shaped head” Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble Update:he ate an apple

@alycran 10 ай бұрын

😂

@colexyt8500 10 ай бұрын

Nah, bro was offended 💀

@Adharcaiin 10 ай бұрын

That means its about to fuck you up

@Adharcaiin 10 ай бұрын

That means its about to fuck you up

@Leeya_Nyx 8 ай бұрын

Bro gonna bite you to death

@SlightlyLiving 29 күн бұрын

as a chihuahua owner i can agree they have the anger for not only 10,000 men but at least 20,000

@lyphrx Күн бұрын

As the owner of the sweetest chihuahua ever, i see this as an absolute win

@chloefranco5997 8 ай бұрын

“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂

@anaguerrero-qe7cy 8 ай бұрын

LAMO

@yesnt3118 8 ай бұрын

whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣

@laurenferguson959 8 ай бұрын

I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-tq9sg6lv6q 8 ай бұрын

Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.

@chadarkinreyes7723 8 ай бұрын

--hi--

@Johnnygreyer 9 ай бұрын

Chihuahuas can actually be pretty loving and gentle if raised properly Though the shivering part is unavoidable for some reason

@elin_ 9 ай бұрын

Not all chis shake though

@len10799 8 ай бұрын

This is extremely accurate 😂

@thecreatordiesalone8703 8 ай бұрын

No . Just pure spawn devils

@HarmonyHope7534 8 ай бұрын

I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.

@lilycha9398 8 ай бұрын

I know two chihuahuas who love to cuddle and snuggle. It's really cute.

@WolfoftheNorse 14 күн бұрын

The violent shaking is too real, worked dog daycare literally every one we had was either shaking in rage or terror the only time they weren't was when they were eating, drinking or getting loved

@Phoenix775-iy4sc 3 күн бұрын

“That was Vlads idea”

@not_mason69 Жыл бұрын

as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔

@CatgirlRj Жыл бұрын

My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly

@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 Жыл бұрын

Also yes... The "Rage Tremble". She can get so angry that she cries. 😭

@Lhorez Жыл бұрын

As a chihuahua I can confirm this.

@bambi_bbholic6343 Жыл бұрын

@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹

@Dukepluh 10 ай бұрын

As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7

@zarasbazaar 10 ай бұрын

I'm so glad mine doesn't.

@Hiiiyal 10 ай бұрын

@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does

@Alex-yh6hz 10 ай бұрын

My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅

@Defnotdjase08 10 ай бұрын

Same

@DOG5577CAT 10 ай бұрын

Fr tho 😂

@Huskerdust_shipper14 29 күн бұрын

“Well this was a productive meeting”-Alastor

@jillgross6232 16 күн бұрын

Chihuahuas are the best breed. We have seven of them. 15 years to 6 months. They bark alot, defend our home at all costs and are loyal to a fault. ❤❤❤

@AGhostInTheCorner Жыл бұрын

As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.

@painpega Жыл бұрын

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

@Puppet3141 Жыл бұрын

They live off of spite

@ricardoalbuquerque7665 Жыл бұрын

@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

@eat139 Жыл бұрын

Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes

@Milk-ck1wv Жыл бұрын

i feel so bad for chihuhas

@Jewelz-qt8qt 11 ай бұрын

My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks

@wolfspirit7239 11 ай бұрын

“65% looking for snacks”😂 Isn’t that all dogs?

@Jewelz-qt8qt 11 ай бұрын

@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit

@draklingscp 11 ай бұрын

@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some

@Jewelz-qt8qt 11 ай бұрын

@@draklingscp you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some

@tristanreznor 11 ай бұрын

Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅

@ariumandrews604 12 күн бұрын

“I promise, they’re not that bad” *bites ankle 😂

@ponyboy4066 3 күн бұрын

I choked on my food twice😂😂😂 I LOVE IT!😂😂😂

@Itsherrr144 5 ай бұрын

“ isn’t that a little intense?” “Yes, thank you!” Had me dead lol

@Ryomensukuna79 4 ай бұрын

Did you have a funeral?

@Itsherrr144 4 ай бұрын

@@Ryomensukuna79 yes lol

@megalo-rex 4 ай бұрын

Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။

@dappleapple 4 ай бұрын

Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤

@RileyGibson-mj4lf 4 ай бұрын

I gotchu with that 666 👍

@suspectxxxl2980 7 ай бұрын

The way he says "Yes, i do! Thank you :)" Was so wholesome.

@IGDuarte 6 ай бұрын

Reminded me of Lucifer Morningstar xD

@judithmontero-qb7fh 6 күн бұрын

As a owner of two Chihuahuas I can confirm their rage is like 10,000 men over food just like me so they're perfect for me

@puppeteer.official 6 күн бұрын

i had a chihuahua till she.. yeah, but she was so angelic! i guess it just depends how you raise them 🤷‍♀️

@marisoldelossantos5518 Ай бұрын

"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners" Probably the best idea ive heard.

@mahwishaasim Ай бұрын

SATAN

@danpierce1937 24 күн бұрын

@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?

@anobody3811 19 күн бұрын

@@danpierce1937 yes

@opeeate 18 күн бұрын

god liked it as well. 😁

@birdieteen5582 7 күн бұрын

B@@danpierce1937

@keven47 Жыл бұрын

Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time

@NesquickCoffee 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.

@SevenPr1me 11 ай бұрын

They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that

@zmite6114 11 ай бұрын

I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful

@Bizcuits26 11 ай бұрын

Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.

@ohiosgreatestenemy9472 11 ай бұрын

if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner

@ko7302 9 күн бұрын

My chihuahuas saw the light and now live as chi monks and do no harm. 😂

@scarletfoxfrostnovember3407 Ай бұрын

All that rage and vibrations from this lil breed of a dog is like it's trying to do something with its insecurity

@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551 Жыл бұрын

you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!

@JS-L90 Жыл бұрын

That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying

@poesraven4540 Жыл бұрын

A very cerebral comment.....

@annawey Жыл бұрын

😂👍

@bezoticallyyours83 2 ай бұрын

We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday

@ashleyjohnson9651 Жыл бұрын

listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again

@saracecchinelli3740 Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@AngelaKSellsHomes Жыл бұрын

Brother

@ashleyjohnson9651 Жыл бұрын

@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father

@j.woodard2452 Жыл бұрын

@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.

@Glitch-Finder Ай бұрын

as soon as he said "the anger of 10000 men" my dog started barking 💀☠️

@sophieockerman4345 26 күн бұрын

I bet originally he wanted to make them the same size as a great dane but God agreed with the safety backup the angel came up with

@SILO._.S1LLY Жыл бұрын

``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?`` I died laughing 💀 😂

@BooBuKittyPhuk Жыл бұрын

Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa

@rosetyler4630 Жыл бұрын

Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂

@karenalessio6837 Жыл бұрын

My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa

@PlayfulOtter Жыл бұрын

When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.

@raymondwiggins354 Жыл бұрын

"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"

@L.T.1221 Жыл бұрын

I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.

@kanachan554 28 күн бұрын

My Chihuahua is actually very sweet, he never bites and he loves cuddling with me and giving me kisses. He’s super sweet and he only barks if there is actual danger, he also howls with me.

@Numbers_0 Жыл бұрын

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.

@solus8685 Жыл бұрын

Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr

@Delta_Quagsire Жыл бұрын

@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩

@nelsonnottveit5395 Жыл бұрын

The Devil's drip is real

@Aurelius000 Жыл бұрын

Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different

@pitilessnightmare6879 11 ай бұрын

@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅

@TheNorthernFrog 6 ай бұрын

As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage

@phillipcraig1120 5 ай бұрын

The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?

@BeyonderGod 5 ай бұрын

Yes

@KuraSoKool 15 күн бұрын

The fact everyone says how mean Chihuahuas are but mine is literally the sweetest 😭😭 I love her sm

@ruffboiALT 13 күн бұрын

I always laugh at stuff like this mostly bc I've got two and they're the cuddliest sweethearts. XD most Chi aggression is from folks not treating or training them like actual dogs, raised right they are wonderful little goobers. They do shake just like. SO much tho.

@luca_diaz 8 ай бұрын

As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me

@jasonbanister876 7 ай бұрын

SAME

@kenysulivan95 7 ай бұрын

Satan must like you💀

@Untaxxable 7 ай бұрын

My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles

@Tonio92 7 ай бұрын

My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭

@tandraarisandi6680 7 ай бұрын

Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner

@Isabel-jv1ff 7 ай бұрын

I just need to point out how good he looks in that suit

@guerisfone8351 6 ай бұрын

well, the devil does wear prada

@coolenick0 6 ай бұрын

Red & black work really well for him

@jacquelinelucas3451 6 ай бұрын

True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because He is as attractive as I am Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says Not even He can trump him. Oh well maybe I am in good Company.

@janwikeshri812 6 ай бұрын

Trueeeee

@garrickwerlemanwerleman2164 6 ай бұрын

Loki..😂 bad ass suit..