I laughed the whole time. I work in animal medicine and this exactly what owners tell me about their dogs! Chihuahua was my favourite

We had a huge, intimidating dog on our farm...a real Heinz 57 mix of the biggest breeds(we joked he was part t rex, too)...my dad got him because he wanted him for deer hunting. Dad was harsh in his training and rarely home(worked with a steel firm building tunnels, bridges, safety rails, theme park infrastructure, etc. )...bonus: dog was gun shy. Dad punished...and punished the poor dog...and the minute dad went out of town for work, mom brought the dog inside. Months of doctoring, loving and warm meals with gravy ensued. Dad came home to find that we had "ruined" a "valuable hunting dog" but, faced with my baby sister crawling all over the dog, he just grumbled and let it go...though he was free with his opinion about what a waste of effort the dog was. Then one summer night, when dad was away again and we were alone, we heard growling...it was the dog, King, who had been sleeping on the porch. Then there was a voice hissing "Git, dog! Git!" The person knew we were there. Robbery clearly wasn't the motive. We were 9 and a half miles from the nearest neighbor...police usually took 45 minutes or an hour or longer to reach us(we had a lot of land that was heavily forested and poachers and fence cutting were what we usually called about)...this was BAD. A sharp bark. A struggle. A yelp...King had been kicked. The growling intensified...a clatter of dropped objects...a scream...some curses...another, longer, louder scream...growls, barking, a struggle, a final scream...then the sound of feet running away. Cops arrived around 9 a.m....hours after it was all over... looked at everything...the evidence on the door...the copious amounts of blood...listened to mom's story. Took a couple of photos. Shrugged. Left. Never caught the guy...not sure they were looking. Dad never spoke badly of the dog again. King never learned to like guns...or men...or men with guns...but he tolerated men in the family. What he liked...LOVED...was my mom and baby sister. He was good with kids in general, though. A born nanny. A born guard. A born protector. Yes, he was needy and clingy, just like the rescue mutts in Mr. Devaney's videos...and his poops were dinosaur sized...but he was infinitely patient, not easily rattled by anything a kid could do and 100% committed to our safety. Thank you, King.

I've been working with dogs for literally 40 years and take pride in knowing the histories, behavior, grooming, ect. of every AKC breed. With that said...This guy just blows me away. He is spot on every single time and makes me laugh so hard. I feel like an idiot that I didn't think to do this. Oh well...Go Johnny! Great job. 😊

As a former Goldie owner, I swear golden retriever was so spot on, with that smile in open air, stopping to sniff and then carrying on... I miss my Goldie ❤

Poodles are very self-aware and sensitive. The first time we groomed our dog and laughed at it, he just hid under the bed and didn't want to show up for a while, as if he was ashamed of his new "hairstyle". The strategy was saying to him how cute he was, with the "good boy" motivational talk.

This person has no business being this adorable

His impressions are so spot on. I actually have a circle of dead grass in the backyard from our Australian Shepherd rescue. Three years of working with that dog. Three families had returned her before we rescued her. She is a total neurotic psychopath. Was he a dog in a past life? He knows them well

100% accurate. My pittie barks like a bloodthirsty MADWOMAN at people when she’s inside the house, then as soon as she steps onto the porch she’s like “pets?? please???🥺” All bark & absolutely zero bite lol

I once had a St. Bernard/Great Pyrenees cross. She was easily 6' standing on her hind legs and could basically be ridden into battle. She was an awesome dog and displayed all characteristics shown for both breeds in this video. I never took her for a single walk...she always took me for a drag.

My husband’s service dog is a Bernese - this is very accurate. I feel like she sees the doctor more than he does.

Jonny is amazing in what he understands about dog breed behavior. I love his dog heaven bits.

The video is over and the hair flick and the 'it's not WHAT you said, it's HOW you said it' still has me in bits. These are way to accurate to have any business being this funny.😂

As a life-long German Shepherd owner, that's pretty close. If I may... "Target appears to be a small rodent. Maybe a squirrel. I'm closing to investigate. It could be a terrorist in disguise. Or worse, a cat. Sitrep in three." (Three minutes later) "Patrol to base. Sitrep; target was a squirrel. Target has been neutralized. Returning to base. Have a treat standing by. And I better get lots of petting and belly rubs. I just risked my life for you! But it's okay. That's what I'm here for. To protect and serve."

my best friend when we were growing up, her father bred and trained German Shepherds for the RCMP. The family had multiple awards for their quality shepherds. Anyhoo, they were offered one of their dogs when it came up for retirement from the RCMP so they took "Duke" back to live with them. We lived far out in the country and Duke didn't like sleeping inside so Duke used to sleep on the front stoop, never tied (late 80's in the bush) but could be trusted to never leave the property. One morning, my friend's parents were leaving the house to go to work in the city and they noticed Duke wasn't on the front stoop so they started calling out to him. They could hear grumbles and growls coming from him in the front yard and when they found him, he was standing over a man who was laying on the ground and Duke had him by the throat. Apparently, the guy had come from the city, looking for a place to break into and decided on their house. He was sneaking around the property when Duke discovered him. Duke tackled him and held him by the throat for HOURS until the parents discovered them out on the front. He told them that every time he tried to move, Duke would tighten his grip on his throat until he stopped, then Duke would relax his grip. Duke was a hero. For years I wanted to name a dog Duke, in honor of their dog. I have had several GSDs over the years and never once named one Duke. Finally in 2015 I rescued (what was supposed to be a purebred GSD) a pup and named him Duke. He had been abused so he was fearful but I could work with that and train him to get past that. As he grew, it became obvious that he wasn't a purebred GSD. He was a pitty-GSD cross breed. He has the blocky, square, muscular face and body of a pitty but has the colour of a saddle-back GSD. The sweetest dog I have ever owned. However, he is about as smart as a bag of hammers. I love him to bits but he doesn't quite live up to the name of "Duke" in the way I had intended. He is still my hero though, in a sweet way. :)

5:50 the American Pit Bull Terrier broke my heart, sadly it's so accurate. I don't own a Pit Bull but they are the sweetest babies, I love them so much

Hi Johnny and camera person!!! Never stop doing these! They're so spot on it's scary; they're so funny I can't enough. Two enthusiastic thumbs way, way up!!

My poodle would check himself out in the bedroom mirror after the groomers. He was too funny🧡

The Pomeranian crying but trying to take a selfie had me dying. 🤣

As a blue heeler's hooman, I can confirm that it's 100% accurate You never know what to expect when you come home after work😂

I had a Foxy x Silkie once. She was a runt when we got her; lived in a sock, was full of worms, was lucky to have survived. She was always small, scruffy and exploding with affection towards everyone. One small scratch from someone and she was on her back kicking her legs in joy. So much energy. Shen ever really sat still; was full of life.

I accidentally hit the dislike button and it said “will be shared with the creator” so I wanted you to know the dislike is a lie. I liked it.

The bloodhound is spot on. Lost count of the times neighbours have heard mine baying in the woods, followed by my shouting back, "I don't care what you've found, I don't want one."

The corgi walking away made me laugh out loud!

I’ve just watched this again. It’s amazing how much you miss just watching once. Each of the labs were different which was brilliant. Black lab was eating stuff it shouldn’t, chocolate lab walking into the wall and yellow lab in bed!! Hilarious!! 😂😂

I grew up with a Great Pyrenees named Monster. He was a show puppy reject because he had a big gray patch on his back and cute little silver ears. Sweetest dog in the world, was convinced he was a lapdog, loved having kids crawling all over him. Heard that dog growl exactly one time in his 14 years. We were out with neighborhood kids and a strange man had started walking up to my sister. Monster literally ripped his leash out of my dad's hand a few houses away and bolted to get between that stranger and my sister growling like crazy. Guy obviously ran because that's a BIG dog, and Monster never growled again after that. Spent that afternoon happily letting kids bombard him with pets and ear wiggles lol. He'd annoy maintenance men trying to get pets and hugs, and had a weight problem for a while because we didn't know the elderly neighbors loved him and would bring home food for him when they went out lol.

3:16 Let our Malamute outside in winter. I went to let him in and thought he’d gotten loose. No, he was napping comfortably during a snow + ice storm and looked like a mound of snow. He was so annoyed to be disturbed.

The Border collie was spot on. We use to have one that would sit at one end of the pasture and wait for a car to go by and race it to the other side of the pasture. Then sit and wait for a car going the other way and race back. It wasn't chasing the cars. It never left the pasture. It just loved racing them.

I was having such a bad day and then the angel who watches over me put you in my KZfaq feed and I laughed for about a half an hour and poof! My day just got so much better😅😊😅😊😅😊 ❤❤❤❤❤

These seem oddly personal and borderline Call Outs and I need to know how this man knows so much about every breed of dog ever. Excellent.

As a papillon owner, this is spot on. My dog literally barking 24/7 for each noise she hears is literally that.

I had huskies for years, and this is so spot on. Especially the short about running. And the Robber short! Hilarious. And yes they've freaked out my neighbors with "the stare" before the howl.

As the owner of two papillons, this was so accurate. My boy Aramis has absolutely no idea how tiny he is and he has no fear.

The Great Dane one is accurate. We have a 140 lbs European Harlequin and she looks very majestic and intimidating until something brushes her back hip, whether it's her own tail or a leaf, and she spins around like she's expecting Freddy Kruger to be there.

Jonny's facial expressions are so accurate and different from each other. I too LOL. I also love the Yorkie: "Uppies! I want to go Uppies!"-- then "Don't touch me"

the chow chow clocking itself on the hanging light had me laughing hard! the rottie was good too :D

The scottish terrier all dressed up, "Where's the f**kin treat, Karen?!" LMAO!!! I love it

One of the absolute sweetest dogs I've ever known was a German Shepard/American Staffordshire mix my dad had. At the time the next-door neighbor had a son who was pre-school age and had gotten scared by a dog before. This dog loved kids, and when we got the neighbor kid to meet him, he stood perfectly still until the kid started petting him, then he remained frozen except for his tail wagging like crazy. They got to be great friends, and they would snuggle with the kid using the dog as a pillow. My dad was his second owner, and his first one once told us that he would occasionally go missing, only to be found playing with the kids at the school down the street.

I've watched these videos so many times.. always so funny. The poor misunderstood pitties. They just want to make friends.

These are hilarious but I just wanted to say there is a stigma around poodles that they’re just prissy and preppy. They are actually incredible outdoor dogs and one of the smartest breeds out there!

As a chocolate lab owner I can’t count the number of times he’s just walked into a door over the last 15 years

The husky pushing the car is 100% accurate. Any walk I ever went on with my husky she would jog circles around me the whole time didn’t matter how long the walk was. She loved to run more than any other dog I ever met.

Your dog breed videos are absolutely hilarious! I don't know how many I've had to watch more than once because they're just too funny!

1:56 OWWWW the *RESCUES* part was SO CUTE and sweet

Me after seeing the "Rescues" bit: For people with rescues that have anxiety when you leave, teach them hand signs for when you're leaving. One hand sign for "walkies"/"You're coming with me" and one for "You're staying here and I'm leaving." Make sure to make it fairly structured so they notice the hand sign and maybe also make the animal sit as you leave, making it as ceremonious as you can. They will eventually learn that it actually means "You're staying here and I'm leaving - but I'll be back, OK?" and their anxiety will often completely go away after it takes. Just a tip from a former owner of multiple rescues.

Seeing the Rottie one makes me so happy. My baby girl does that. She acts so intimidating at the doors and at hearing noises but she’s such a big baby when the commotion calms down. She acts like such a lapdog, even trying to snuggle in my lap like she was still tiny. She’s such a cutie.

You're the best at this, spot on. Perfect portrails of all dogs. Loved watching, you got my cavalier spaniel perfect xx

Hey man, thanks for all the great dog videos/psychoanalyses!

As a vet tech, can confirm that these are accurate 👌 my only qualm would be that the "back to back doctors appointments" could also be applied to bulldogs!

I had a Great Pyrenees. She left clear paths in my backyard where grass wouldn't grow because of her routine patrols! And of course, we always had "snow" at the end of summer. Impressive shedder!🥰

The Scottish Terrier clip was perfection.

Jonny, you always make me chuckle out loud. You’ve put a lot of work into your vids and thank you for them. I love your sense of humour…especially the God ones. 😂❤😂❤😂❤ P.S. the search & rescue one with the evil chihuahua…HILARIOUS.

As a dog trainer, I have to say; This is 98% accurate 👏😂

Staffy is spot on - I have two - one bit the others leg - limped badly - walked her to vet - she stood with her front paws on the reception desk - receptionist "Well it's obviously not broken"... it was... vet said their brains aren't attached to their bodies 😂

The best dog I ever had was a tibetan pekingese. His name was cubby, and he was amazing. My daughter slept in a Co sleeper until she could roll over on her own. He and our tom cat geroge would sleep at her feet every night to protect her. I miss them both so much.

I've been on youtube for years. You are the first one i subscribed to. Frickin' hilarious.

I love the representation of less well know dog breeds! There were even a few I didn’t know! Reminds me of when I got my catahoula leopard dog and only after did I adopt him did I read up on his breed. Turns out they can climb trees. Yay.

It’s like he’s owned every single kind and knows them inside and out. So accurate! And hilarious 😂

Thank you for so much fun! I can’t believe how well you mail every one of these! Also love your God making up dog breeds shorts! Too fking funny!!! 😂😅😊❤

This is my favorite video of yours. I watch it at least once a month when I need an extra smile.

As someone who had a 17 year old cattle dog, this is hella accurate. Only part missing is where they're INDESTRUCTIBLE AND REFUSE TO DIE. Also too smart for their own good and would best be depicted as a dude who tries to break into a fortress and then tries to walk it off when they get run over by a tank.

I have worked in Veterinary for 9+ years and own a Cane Corso, and Pretty Pitty and once owned a bernese mountain dog. These impressions are a complete and total accurate representation!!!!! Its amazing how spot on they are. The fact that he covered so many damn breeds, some not really known is fantastic and shows the effort put in. Not aure how he was able to accurately portray some breeds at all, let alone so precise. I love this shit!

These videos are awesome. I always look forward to seeing the next.

Everything you do is great. On point, amusing and just pleasing.

100% on the blue heeler. Just a few of the things our heeler ate in her 16 years of life included Halloween candy, a loaf of jalapeno cheese bread, a whole box of fiber one bars and a bag of flour. Never got sick from any of it either except the fiber one bars, they definitely "worked" for her lol

You finally did the Staffie and it is spot on. My dog is 11, riddled with arthritis, liver failure, breast cancer survivor, bone cancer. Still charges around like a 6 month old puppy.

That was really fun. Thanks man. I have have met many of these dogs and had a few of them. So funny how even only having short meetings with some of them, I get how you captured a main trait for each with this video. Good work 💛😁

This is fabulous!! You get every breed so spot on !! I love all your videos 🎉😂

As someone who breeds them the English Mastiff is "Hey lay down I want to take a nap and your my favorite mattress" Fun fact they were breed to be guard dogs and when they weren't ripping intruders to shreds they just laid down on intruders so they couldn't run away

The golden doodle one is exactly my dog. He gets spooked when he's sleeping and then I gotta pet him until he feels better. Best boy, 10/10, wouldn't change him for the world. Also he tries to run and bark in his sleep so I think he dreams about chasing the foxes outside, so I always whisper "go get him, baby," and his paws go a little bit faster each time. It's adorable.

I had a half Pomeranian and half chihuahua loved her to bits. She was so sweet. Now my family had a lab and Pitt bull mix and he’s such a sweetheart. ❤

Your dog breeds are totally on point, bro!! Especially loved the boxer and pit bull. But they're all hilarious. 😅

The yorkie is spot on! They come over and ask u to let them up, but when u reach down they back away and give u a dirty look, just like that😂❤

As someone who desperately wants a dog but can't have one, I'm loving this video and all the pet parents' stories in the comments ♥️

Just love your videos they are so great. Makes me smile and laugh for every one I see

Amazing acting and knows his dogs breeds well, love watching his videos❤

You clearly put a ton of work into your videos. I love seeing people relate in the comments. You are a joy to watch.

The chocolate lab one made me laugh so hard. I had a chocolate lab named Hershey and he was the smartest dumb dog I've ever owned. He was smart enough to figure out how to lift the latch on the gate and bump the gate open with his face. At the same time he could jump six seven feet in the air easily and never figured out that if he did it by the fence he would go over. I miss that moose terribly.

Every time I watch one of these videos, I end up CRYING LAUGHING!!! You nail every dog, don't know how you do that.

Dude, your interpretations are awesome :D Keep them coming.

These where so funny! I worked at a animal clinic for years and the ones I knew where pretty on point. Only thing I disagree with is the Jack Russell. In my experience, they never back down. The bigger the opponent, the better.

5:51 broke my heart, he just wants to play 🥺😭. He's a good boy. It reminds me of my own pit bull. He sounds scary but once he sees you he's all wiggly and tap dance-y as he makes these little chirp and hoot noises. He just want butt pats and chin scratches

I love your videos, they just make me smile and laugh.

Love how you nail every breed!!!!

Had 4 Scotty dogs over the years and you're spot on! My oldest dog, Edward McTavish MacDonald (Eddie pisghetti) lived to 20 years. No sense of humor whatsoever. Very protective, insisted you repeat your order or directive THREE times BEFORE complying, dug up EVERY rose bush, azalea, tree until there was no coming back, loved people at least 7 or older, TOLERATED small kids with great sighing and was a world renown(in his mind)soccer player and DONT TOUCH MY BALL!!

My family had a Rottweiler years ago. If you came to the door, he would bark once, to let you know he was there. Once he saw the family was cool with you (and if you were a good person) he was your best friend.

I love your channel! You are absolutely cracking me up!

I love all your videos! They make me laugh so hard! It doesn't hurt that you're also adorable as heck! xD

OMG the pitbull impression is spot on. My neighbors have pit bulls and they're the sweetest dogs I've ever met. Actually just about every Pitbull I've ever met was a sweetheart and a big baby

Can confirm the Staffy. My Crash dog had to have knee surgery (popped an his acl tripping over a sagebrush). We were told he'd have to take it easy for a couple of weeks (on leash out to potty, no running/jumping, etc). When we picked him up, the first thing he did was jump up on us. Then he ran around and tangled the leash through my legs. Had to have him put down due to cancer a couple years ago. Still miss that dog.

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this compilation. It s just too good!

I enjoy all your videos!

7:07 My mother's Daschund mix is the exact same way. She'll hear her name being called and come out into the hallway long enough to stare us down and then goes back into the bedroom. He really nailed it. Lol.

The American Pitt Bull one made me wanna cry. Those dogs deserve so much more love. I'd have one if my mom wasn't allergic to dogs.

Love all of your videos and shorts!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVERYDAY!

As someone who only has had various rescues, this is semi accurate. The other reaction is a frantic vibration of excitement from you coming home because they thought you were gone forever. Little guys take a while to trust you will not abandon them. :(

I presume the border collie only had the briefest of cameos as he was otherwise keeping all the other dogs in check and operating the camera.

Omg the Minature Schnauzer- SPOT ON!! Never laughed so hard in my life!! I’ve had three- yep. You captured that personality perfectly!! Love your videos!! ❤👍🏻

I ❤ ur videos !! I always watch them more than once, lol Your expressions are priceless 😂

The one of the corgi going down the stairs is beyond hilarious. My lil guy always looks ridiculous when he’s going down the stairs and it looks more like a tumble than anything else.