He's gotta know somehow that his shit is good, but I don't understand how he knows when he's got it right. Like you said, he's the editor of his own vids so he knows literally all of the jokes and can't really watch it for a first time. Thoughts on how he does it?

@@10fingers61 he might get some second opinions on videos. I’m sure he shows a lot of his stuff to Leah

@@dally1398 That makes sense. He's also got Jesse and Sterling, and Dion and whoever. It's weird since his humor and editing style has changed a bit over the years, and I'm sure his taste isn't for everyone. But I think you're right, and the rest is just his discretion? Bleh.

He makes great sacrifices for us.

Love your stuff man!

you into cubism?

Really makes you *feel* bald

I actually solved a cubix cube

@@Jacob-xp8tw petscop 3: revenge

Omg original and humorous good job

He only knocked them out

oh yeah baby u kno im your little trouble maker~ >w< i can make some trouble with u if ya know wat i mean~ ;3 lemme be your little partner in crime, babe~😻

They aren't dead though.

@@crittr I’m very disappointed that you made me think of hitman rule 34.

@@someguy1894 I can make you think of that and *oh so, so much more*.

got hit with a banana like

agent 47 has limits you maniac

@@stevie8271 Professionals have standards.

@@user-rw3kw7wx7e be polite

@@_ikako_ be efficient

ya man. dunky doesn't make no videos like that anymore

That was so funny

@@sasukedarkwolf what are you talking about? Dylan Norman said that line is going to be a classic

@@sasukedarkwolf You da dum guy from blackops

@@frengkygiovany5152 his content has really gone downhill since he stopped doing among us Tuesdays

Dunkey

Dunkey

Hit man, shit man 1 2 3

Oh shit, DDoI in the house.

Dunkey dose of internet

Sandvich funny

@@CosmicZombeh Sandvich make me strongg

*The Slap 3: Banana Bonanza*

The Slap: Part 3 Wrath of the wet floor sign

Yes exactly it’s the exact same vibe. It’s just the game tried to take itself seriously

Thanks for the lyric transcription.

Lmao,someone should make a 1 hour of it ddd

@@Tyeumoshi it's the donkey kong rap

Pure poetry

Oddly terrifying

ok

Didn’t know modest pelican was also a dunky fan

You commenting on this video really helps spread the good word of your channel.

You commenting on this video really helps spread the good word of your channel.

I had a leg reduction surgery so I could lower my center of gravity while spreading the good word of Modest Pelican's channel.

In the stealth business, that's what we call "the fuck-up cascade." It usually ends when everyone else is dead, or you are.

Chad Kuhn or by simply reloading a save

just like RdR2 aswell

Chad Kuhn (passively aggressively ahems) ACTUALLY the term is "cockup cascade". (I watch a lot of zero punctuation in case you couldn't tell)

@@Ant.3499 came her to say that

"Anyone sees, shoot them in the knees".

'This is like no guards alive in hitmans office' -gex, probably

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Best Datting Click 🔽 livegirls19. com 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618817682

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat - Quote From Man Stabbed

What you gonna do, shoot me? - Quote from Man Shot

"What are you gonna do, fuck me?"

@@SpeedKing.. no

The wiki I found on it says: "The origin if this technique is unknown. Hiwever, it was likely popularized by BedBanana during the Great Spa Massacre of Hokaido in 2016."

@@Herodegon Which reminds me, I can't wait for the ending to his Hitman trilogy now that 3 is out. They're masterpieces.

The best part is that if you only knock them all out instead of killing them, you can still get 5 stars. With a hundred bodies in one bathroom.

@@Herodegon Shoot. I been doing that since the first Hitman game on XBox. Where's my credit?

Also a classic dishonered move

You're a big guy.

@@summ.3433 For you.

@@bane2201 Was getting caught part of your plan?

@@draconicpaladin377 Of course!

You're hit on the stock exchange? It didn't work my friend...Im in charge.

I know right, oldest trick in the book

Yeah, give man fish, feed him for a short time but he will eventually die if no one else give the fish but teach him how to fish will leave him self sufficient provided that there are enough fish in the sea. Fits perfectly

One of the classic blunders

Muse

Harvey Laing His stupidity is beyond our understanding

EVERYONE became involved. X'D

I would expect nothing less from Drama Thursdays

If storks bring human babies, what brings titans? Cranes.

@@uhoh7545 Uh Oh got caught

That’s the last time he goes to Donkey Kong’s house.

youtuber? must say hi in the replies

No touching!

THERE WAS 250,000 DOLLARS LINING THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND

soup. all soup. that is what you are

_*hand falls off after touching a banana_ _& that's why you never touch the banana!_

I havent laughed this hard in a long time..

Mass Effect 2 is also a comedy game

@@billnyedarussianspy1921 your mom

Hitman is a serious crime drama where Hitman never kills anyone.

Hitman is whatever you want it to be it and I have lmao many times in this series

That's cause there is a subtle scene-cut at 1:30. He needed multiple takes to make this work.

@@Gquain yeah, you are right!

homing banana, lmao

Threw a *heater*

Dunkey has obviously played worms before

"homing banana"

down...to the sky?

the walls were wet

Yea well its actually an easter egg to a scene in thor ragnarok where the floor is wet. Not a lot of people know that...

@@ouzei more like bore ragnarok

homing breifcase, good times

Can't think of anyone more worthy to wield wetfloor-jnir

Meh, needs more water 7/10

@@davidhong1934 meh, too much water 7/10

@@plantonomy6324 meh, not enough water 7/10

​@@trexindominus8119meh, not enough air 7/10

Like that uhh... Angelina Jolie movie where they curve the bullet. And that guy killed his own dad because the sacred textile mill was being manipulated by Morgan Freeman to tell a band of Hitman to kill the wrong people. Curving deadly projectiles, hit men, and Morgan Freeman. My best comment of the day

@@mellowtron214 Wanted is a 2008 American action thriller film directed by Timur Bekmambetov and written by Michael Brandt, Derek Haas, and Chris Morgan, loosely based on the comic book miniseries by Mark Millar and J. G. Jones. The film stars James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common, and Angelina Jolie. Its plot revolves around Wesley Gibson (McAvoy), a frustrated account manager who discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin and decides to join the Fraternity, a secret society in which his father worked.

@@denrose7825 💀💀💀

The US military was going to use wet floor signs in the gulf war, if the United Nations hadn't stepped in it could have been a whole different story.

Its become a bit of a gag with Hitman. You could fling his briefcase to kill enemies (I forget which one started it) but there was an unintended bug where the briefcase would chase their target till it hit them. So the enemy could go round the corner and the briefcase would literally follow them like some homing missile boomerang. When the developers found out about the bug, they saw that people enjoyed how dumb it was so much they decided to make it an actual thing. Im not 100 if thats whats going on here but Id like to think that some objects going round the corner after throwing them is intentional.

Now you got me imagining how a Gex level looks like filled with bodies

Office

"This is like going to the bathroom in Agent 47's house" - Gex

Hitman-style Gex game anyone?

Yo I was in a Comedy night lobby with you the other night, what are the fucking odds

"This reminds me of that time when I accidentally entered Hitman's office." -Gex

"No Manuel don't kill them I'll get you your inventory just please don't hurt them" - Gex

"Hitman's office reminds me of a dinner party at Ted Cruz's house." - Gex

“Hitman’s office reminds me of that one time somebody killed everyone at sapienzo” -Gex

@@Mark-qw4um HAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Inb4 dunkey just doesn't do the day 1 installs.

It's so sad to see them ship another stinker Hitman game. Blood Money was so, so good, wish they could deliver that again

I mean, he only encountered one bug in this video(the audio glitch with the pacification). Everything else is working as intended.

@@tizerk he literally threw the wet floor sign through the corner of the wall

@@futongaming2035 That's working as intended. Once you lock onto a target, whatever you throw will hit them, even if they run around a corner or if they shut a door behind them. It's been that way since Hitman 2016. Sure, it's not realistic, but it's how the game works.

I imagined this as the doctor and nurse in the episode of Spongebob who wheeled Mr Krabs down the hill for not having insurance, and it fits perfectly

Doctor: If the banana hadn't killed him, the dozens of bullet holes and cut parachute certainly would have.

I have rewarded you your thousandth like.

@@sacredsilence4471 Sweet 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Detective: Shit that's the 4th one this week!

That gave me RDR2 flashbacks.

This is how I play Hitman

That's every stealth game ever. "Ok, today I'm going to start out sneaky... (5 seconds later) oh shit I've been found"

That’s the whole game

I CRIED

The AI is so clever in this game. They use reverse psychology to make it seem like they are contradicting themselves ... but they aren't

so

You can tell Dunkey is a god at video games from how he makes games have comedic timing without even looking like he's in complete control of what's happening. It often seems like he's struggling to play a game but if that's true why does EVERY game have Dunkey's sense of humor whenever it's Dunkey playing? Cause he's always in full control

@@HolbrookStark its because he is always playing with a blindfold on

@@HolbrookStark Imagine if his controller was plugged in

Imagine if he didn't use motion controls

@@AyleidCraft Imagine if it weren't his little brother playing.

SPAGHETTI PANCH! SPAGHETTI PANCH! SPAGHETTI PANCH!

k

Like speedrunners say, "if you have Spaghett punch, you can take an early lunch"

at least they didnt give the spaghetti and meatboalls now that would truly make the game too easy for dunbo

@@ThatGingerSinger who says that?

He nailed that photograph

Nah, the game is designed for anyone to do crazy shit like Dunkey did. This video is pretty standard Hitman gameplay

I watched a Hitman 2 kill compilation that included a rake kill straight out of Tom & Jerry.

@@StudleyDuderight link or it didn't happen

You clearly haven't seen BedBananas' videos on Hitman. Go check out those gems

hello there verified guy

*new world record*

maybe not fast enough?

Sonic approves

@@XSebi0815 It's because he got noticed by literally everyone.

A man of focus,commitment and sheer fucking will -Random Banana Victim

Banana Yaga

RIGHT I almost spat out my juice, Dunkey has some incredible delivery with his jokes, it's truly something special

Me too, I think the best part to his delivery was that he really seemed like he was caught off by the Guard... Only to see he had his office well prep'd .

I too, also lost it!

Does this mean that wet floor sign throwing's a sport now?

the banana

Ya

Bananas are more dangerous than you think

"This guy knows how to make a perfect comment" -pVc

Hey daily dose, happy to see you here at the comments section 😀

Note to you: please stand in the grape press at agent big modes house xoxoxo -47

-Gex

This reminds me of the time I stood in the grape press at Agent Big Mode's house

@@bentreece1187 Never drink wine at Agen Big Mode's house

If she's daft enough to stand under a machine press like that, I don't think she'll be missed too much...

Underrated comment

*screwball wants to know your location*

Take your likes and move along

I let myself laugh out loud for that one.

@@a-ha4940 Come

dunkey first go big mode in his phasmaphobia video from 4 months before this one

And the chorus is like "Oh no this guys involved Got em But now she is involved Got her This isn't going to plan Done it"

and the dance is like up down

And the bridge is like “DK donkey kong DK donkey kong is here

Ass on face. His ass on your face.

🤯🤯🤯 Ba Ba Ba....BARS!

Welkom to the hydraulic press shannel

“For today’s extra content, we have the Tamara Vidal. Looks harmless but it is extremely dangerous and could attack at any moment so we have to deal with it”.

hoodraulic

I love those channels!

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Omg original and humorous good job

@@dolanbanks6764 I’ve never seen someone this mad since I did the conga at Adam Sandler’s house

@@yahboijason6246 ok that’s pretty good

@@dolanbanks6764 this is like when you are saltier than sodium chloride - Gex

@@dolanbanks6764 Spotted the Millennial.

Ha! Rookie numbers. Imagine finding someone suspicious, following them to a freezer, and then finding the entire population of your town in it.

Still better AI than cyberpunk 2077

And they're all his twins! 💀

So Interesting twins implies there are two. Clones?

Imagine working hard on developing this game, then watching this.

if you walk into a club and it's not playing a remix of the Dk rap you might as well just walk out and burn the club to the ground because this isn't a club anyone is going to want to go to.

I hear "This car... has no face." clearly referring to the Cars 2 movie when lightning McQueen steals Maters face. I'm thinking this one of those classic yanny gold dress moments.

Because he had style and he had grace The Kong just didn’t have a face

And these are Chunky His dead...

I too also want to die because some hitman threw a banana at me

@@defaulttvofficial while parachuting

With a cut parachute

Lol

True`? !

Serious edgeguarding

I understood that reference

@@happybuggy1582 I understood that reference 2

That's because the banana is the first strand type weapon

The game really makes you feel like a homing banana

that's what I did with Hitman Absolution and it was a good decision

that's how they getcha

I hope dunkey got paid for me buying that copy of hitman absolution at GameStop used for $19.99

same

The game is incredible and encourages you to do all the shit Dunkey did in this video. He did not, in any way, break it

the real origin of big mode is ghost hunters 3d

He starved to death

**Uses mind control to make mosquito bite target** "We got him, 47"

All of those bodies. X'D

happened in rdr2 too

Yep

Yep

they are the same person, confirmed

Yeeeeep

He goes on and off. He does like 3 videos at a time, then you wait like a week for the next lot. He's doing it in chunks

Showing grandmas underwear in the wedding photo to the kids. Classic!

Gotta be careful though, sometimes he photo bombs

@@Diamondblade1331 please delete this, you're ruining the joke with adding nothing

@@seaque. seems like you don't know the meaning of 'photobombing'. look it up

Might be more suiting for a gender reveal party

The slap 2

B I G B A N A N A E N E R G Y

Don't forget: it also ignored the whole wall he threw it into. Bunker-busting smart guidance on that thing must've cost a fortune.

You are wrong. The spaghetti sauce is the most overpowered weapon in the hitman universe.

@@NihilistZealot Ur right! I didn't think about it's bunker busting mechanics. That's the REAL WMD.

@@Kancelari123 That was a weapon of the past. A founding father to it's new successors: The banana and the caution sign. Spaghetti walked so the sign could proceed with caution. XD

He came close at 2:51

he records the commentary after the fact

because Dunkey is premium content. seriously how is this even free

4:17

Ikr? I couldn't stop laughing xD

Me 2 :D

You guys must be new

@@Gaddafist23 shut

It has only been a month

step into my office

I hope it gives you back one day

WHERE DID HE GO????

Not rly… foreshadowing would imply that he says or does smth related to video game publishing… it was just one of his many catchphrases before it became the name of his publishing company Lmfao this ain’t foreshadowing