Google Translate does my Night Time Routine (PARODY)

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4 жыл бұрын

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@Gary_Gamer
@Gary_Gamer 4 жыл бұрын
“I learned how to manage my pain for many years” I started cackling “...because my brain was skin” Immediately halted my cackling then I died of laughter😂😂
@sunnygoose
@sunnygoose 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Gamer F
@Gary_Gamer
@Gary_Gamer 4 жыл бұрын
Sunpuppi thank you
@kennethfajardo9102
@kennethfajardo9102 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, God, *ANOTHER* body?
@oliviarouse2361
@oliviarouse2361 4 жыл бұрын
😂 same tho
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
You know, Malinda did have an important issue to address about *dying* while watching her videos...
@lillyshazeleyes2212
@lillyshazeleyes2212 4 жыл бұрын
It’s official Google Translate is Malinda’s annoying roommate. I want to write fanfiction about them.
@larsswig912
@larsswig912 4 жыл бұрын
Write it and post it in the comment section of her next video
@PrincessVanessaTheFirst™
@PrincessVanessaTheFirst™ 4 жыл бұрын
I would read that
@QueenEmmieESauce
@QueenEmmieESauce 4 жыл бұрын
write it post it and then a google translated version
@Chella972
@Chella972 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to read that
@lz806
@lz806 4 жыл бұрын
Please do, that sounds hilarious
@blackthorn7071
@blackthorn7071 3 жыл бұрын
"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom," -Me trying to reach the word count in my essay
@royalespark9022
@royalespark9022 2 жыл бұрын
Why is that me tho?
@iloveshinobusengoku
@iloveshinobusengoku 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't ask to be called out
@naturewarrior5548
@naturewarrior5548 4 жыл бұрын
“I learned how to manage my pain for many years” So has google translate beaten depression, PTSD, or arthritis?
@joelceda3500
@joelceda3500 4 жыл бұрын
Given the "started with a whip", I think it's something naughty... XD
@bubbykins4864
@bubbykins4864 3 жыл бұрын
Post Torturous Stressful Rape Arthritic Depression Disorder involves an organ or organization in some non-existent, but presumably Korean, city named Gojubaoiru. If your brain was skin at one point, you have learned how to manage PTSRADD for many years.
@alternaterealityspecialist635
@alternaterealityspecialist635 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@no_name8824
@no_name8824 3 жыл бұрын
I think google translate has all of it
@Cosmic_Nova1
@Cosmic_Nova1 3 жыл бұрын
The blood part google translate omg- XD
@tachi6000
@tachi6000 4 жыл бұрын
"I learned how to manage my pain for many years" Relatable
@sketchyskies8531
@sketchyskies8531 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@savviistudios309
@savviistudios309 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, me too
@sophienugre4161
@sophienugre4161 4 жыл бұрын
Because my brain was skin.
@jentonlarry3619
@jentonlarry3619 4 жыл бұрын
@@sophienugre4161 Gross
@lillyhejhal3726
@lillyhejhal3726 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Considering how many medical issues I have.
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom" Just flexing on everyone who isn't ready to go to the bathroom when they go to the bathroom
@bernadettemartin2593
@bernadettemartin2593 4 жыл бұрын
so i see you here now and on reddit videos
@SkepticalCaveman
@SkepticalCaveman 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to go even though you're not ready. Like when you have diarrhoea.
@valerieflores3165
@valerieflores3165 4 жыл бұрын
no one can force you into the bathroom if you don't need it yet lol
@oliviarouse2361
@oliviarouse2361 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
Bigfoot, hey! I saw you on Jessii Vee’s videos!
@infinitemultipliers
@infinitemultipliers 3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: says something that actually makes sense Everybody: impossible
@-Sxffire-
@-Sxffire- 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😅
@everex1239
@everex1239 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@MuffinMinccino
@MuffinMinccino 2 жыл бұрын
Yes possible!
@DeltaDubs89
@DeltaDubs89 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
@datjasminecat
@datjasminecat Жыл бұрын
2:30 surpasses us audio
@xo.elle.taylorsversion
@xo.elle.taylorsversion 3 жыл бұрын
"Calling Kate a dollar donation would be a holiday gift." Mothers with daughters named Kate: Merry Cristmas Kate! How is my dollar donation?
@MrQuinnzard
@MrQuinnzard 2 жыл бұрын
It will be established quickly!
@goldsushi9003
@goldsushi9003 2 жыл бұрын
“Merry Christmas Dollar Donation!”
@Katiekat-ic8tk
@Katiekat-ic8tk 2 жыл бұрын
I wish my mom would call me at all…
@washno.8251
@washno.8251 2 жыл бұрын
@@Katiekat-ic8tk The rest of us will call you that, dollar donation
@charmanderlover6433
@charmanderlover6433 Жыл бұрын
My name actually is Kate lol
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 4 жыл бұрын
2020: exists Google Translate: *vote time*
@sourwitch2340
@sourwitch2340 4 жыл бұрын
2020 doesn't exist yet
@DeltaDW
@DeltaDW 4 жыл бұрын
Well its vote time for us in the UK lol
@HistoryNerd808
@HistoryNerd808 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaDW Ours isn't until November. I think you can understand why so many of us are fatigued by the election by the time we actually vote lol
@DeltaDW
@DeltaDW 4 жыл бұрын
@@HistoryNerd808 Yeah you still are voting on who's going up against the pumpkin. Though here in the UK it was only 2 years ago since the last election. And no progress got made at all since that last election. So we've been fatigued for a long time now.
@HistoryNerd808
@HistoryNerd808 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaDW Ours is every 2 years too. We almost always have an election going on. On the federal level, in addition to the presidential race every 4 years, we also have all 435 members of the House(akin to the House of Commons over there) and 1/3 of the Senate up for election every 2 years(6 year terms). And that's not even including state governor races, state legislature races, and local election races for like city counsel and stuff. So there's always an election going on and gets exhausting after awhile, especially with how polarized and gridlocked everything is these days.
@HectorH-M
@HectorH-M 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom" seems about right Edit: OMG! Thanks for the 1k likes. I've never received so many likes in my life.
@savviistudios309
@savviistudios309 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ajfrommillay1508
@ajfrommillay1508 4 жыл бұрын
I suppose it depends on what youre trying to do in the bathroom. Lol
@HectorH-M
@HectorH-M 4 жыл бұрын
@@ajfrommillay1508 Omg yes
@thaddeusphish4113
@thaddeusphish4113 4 жыл бұрын
Hm, yes, the walls are made of walls.
@Dwight-pleasebuymylakeproperty
@Dwight-pleasebuymylakeproperty 4 жыл бұрын
I want merch for this
@Marky1608
@Marky1608 3 жыл бұрын
"Avocado helps fight tounge and hair" -Google Translate
@k.hizzle5376
@k.hizzle5376 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate: “...Bus at night...” My mind: The Knight Bus
@makaylapotato3751
@makaylapotato3751 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_phoenixpotato_521
@_phoenixpotato_521 3 жыл бұрын
Harry potter
@finch9562
@finch9562 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 3 жыл бұрын
TAKE IT AWAY ERNIE, IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE
@oii4776
@oii4776 3 жыл бұрын
@@MandMs05* *Harry screaming**
@Marrshmo
@Marrshmo 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate: And put my head in a bra. *So you're telling me we put it wrong all this time?*
@aceampora6012
@aceampora6012 4 жыл бұрын
-Vampýni- Wow, my life is a lie. I have to fix mine NOW!
@lindseycassella3015
@lindseycassella3015 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually not a bad idea.
@angeladavidson2350
@angeladavidson2350 4 жыл бұрын
We've all been doing it wrong 😂😂😂
@kytt2970
@kytt2970 4 жыл бұрын
Waiting to see a comment like this XD
@skullcandy5409
@skullcandy5409 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like bras used to be a headdress at one point...
@bigm.a.c5176
@bigm.a.c5176 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: "you should have gone to the bathroom during lunch" Me: "I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom"
@justicewasserved17
@justicewasserved17 4 жыл бұрын
So annoying when teachers do that
@revvyie
@revvyie 4 жыл бұрын
I am telling teacher that now
@ledocteur7701
@ledocteur7701 4 жыл бұрын
my mouth hurt XD
@michellenguyen6134
@michellenguyen6134 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@ExquisiteCorpse_1919
@ExquisiteCorpse_1919 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i need to do that
@lamhw
@lamhw 3 жыл бұрын
You: *caring for your hair* Google translate: *killing her hair*
@nathanhol42001
@nathanhol42001 10 ай бұрын
And completely ruining her skin as she sleeps 😂
@lamhw
@lamhw 10 ай бұрын
@@nathanhol42001 i forgot my comment even existed
@nathanhol42001
@nathanhol42001 10 ай бұрын
@@lamhw hahahaha I know how that can be
@pilothaha
@pilothaha 3 жыл бұрын
*”At night my shower in New York will completely ruin my skin as I sleep.”*
@djmoch1001
@djmoch1001 3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: If you ever go to New York, DON'T take a bath or shower at night. No one likes ruined skin. LOL.
@narwhals4550
@narwhals4550 2 жыл бұрын
@@djmoch1001 unless you'll repair your skin with debry
@michi-tankenka8116
@michi-tankenka8116 2 жыл бұрын
@@narwhals4550 debris*
@alliewantstogohome
@alliewantstogohome 4 жыл бұрын
“I started off with a whiP”
@marinavassiliou3459
@marinavassiliou3459 4 жыл бұрын
i think google translate just cant acsept that we are getting in a new decade.
@WinxAliNelCielo
@WinxAliNelCielo 4 жыл бұрын
And finished with a nae nae
@NutpuffTheWolf
@NutpuffTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Google Translate: "I'LL PUT MY HEAD IN A BRA"
@ummtulip
@ummtulip 4 жыл бұрын
but... that’s normal...
@lilbroomstick5126
@lilbroomstick5126 4 жыл бұрын
@@ummtulip wait, what the fu-
@oliolioli7984
@oliolioli7984 4 жыл бұрын
I DIED
@goonerOZZ
@goonerOZZ 4 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Krebs that's alot of damage!
@FulcrumAhsokaTano
@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
think that google translate is weird but not you
@squiddiot5477
@squiddiot5477 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve learned to manage my pain for many years because my brain was skin” What a mood
@Mochrie99
@Mochrie99 3 жыл бұрын
...gross....
@izzyiguess
@izzyiguess 3 жыл бұрын
“Building a computer to do something *to do something for the pains in my head”* *” I managed my pain for many years”* *( sharp inhale )* *I felt that*
@red-pk6968
@red-pk6968 4 жыл бұрын
*W E W I L L T A K E Y O U B Y B U S A T N I G H T.* seems like a kidnapper to me
@lydiaboyle4158
@lydiaboyle4158 4 жыл бұрын
My theory is that GT has kidnapped Malinda and is now introducing her to its friends, and someone called Catullus, who I assume is not a friend, but is assisting GT and friends with the kidnapping for some reason- possibly a professional they hired.
@Gr1m3st4rr
@Gr1m3st4rr 4 жыл бұрын
I got it as a Harry Potter reference Jus me..... ok 😭
@fionnaandcakecosplay
@fionnaandcakecosplay 4 жыл бұрын
Omg you’re right! It’s the knight bus!
@mary5203
@mary5203 4 жыл бұрын
Google Translate just keeping up with the crimes😂
@valerieflores3165
@valerieflores3165 4 жыл бұрын
black lantern stereo omg I forgot about that
@maryjupitermusic
@maryjupitermusic 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: *is actually productive* Google translate: *gets nothing done except for puts a bra on her head and smears blood on her face*
@daknight56
@daknight56 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Jupiter why would google translate do that anyway?
@demonfoxfilms3570
@demonfoxfilms3570 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the skin damage.
@econicodonuts4171
@econicodonuts4171 4 жыл бұрын
Well, she does have a brain of skin
@LoserEvie
@LoserEvie 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Jupiter don’t forget building a computer
@toukimii
@toukimii 4 жыл бұрын
At this current time it has 666 likes
@stephaniiechow
@stephaniiechow 4 жыл бұрын
Me asks google translate: when will you go to the bathroom? Google: I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom Me:very helpful
@-raspberry_soda-7346
@-raspberry_soda-7346 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 👌
@mrmemes7883
@mrmemes7883 2 жыл бұрын
2:43 yeah, that's a good description of winter.
@aimzism43
@aimzism43 4 жыл бұрын
"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom." Dang, that was deep.
@spinel_boi5619
@spinel_boi5619 4 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@KaspaGames
@KaspaGames 4 жыл бұрын
@@spinel_boi5619 😏 *F a c t s*
@trishburkhardt3622
@trishburkhardt3622 3 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/
@DentalFlan
@DentalFlan 3 жыл бұрын
#NotAllGirlsOrBoysAreReadyForTheBathroom
@mixamusfronca
@mixamusfronca 3 жыл бұрын
Trish Burkhardt my man sent the whole link
@smartpuff7389
@smartpuff7389 4 жыл бұрын
“I learned how to manage my pain for many years” “Don’t trust Google” This is getting suspicious.
@bruhgetoutpls3259
@bruhgetoutpls3259 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's like me
@santos.artista
@santos.artista 4 жыл бұрын
The truth hurts huehuehue
@zin_of_zink7532
@zin_of_zink7532 4 жыл бұрын
“Use MY BLOOD”
@sughrinihil
@sughrinihil 3 жыл бұрын
That's one hell of a nighttime routine, honestly. Mine consists of showering, brushing my teeth and going to bed. I don't even blow dry my hair.
@deangelonolasco946
@deangelonolasco946 3 жыл бұрын
“Building a computer to do something to do something for the pains in my head. Or reading books, tea, or hot water with my head down!” W H E E Z E
@killer92173
@killer92173 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when your bath in New York completely ruins your skin while you sleep???
@angelabookworm1368
@angelabookworm1368 4 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
Why does this sound like something that could actually happen to someone in the city, though?
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 4 жыл бұрын
@@koolkitty108 exactly what I was thinking
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Thompson I’ve been to the subways before. I think this is the least of our worries. :o
@user-dl3vn8ze9n
@user-dl3vn8ze9n 4 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@pp-ms2wb
@pp-ms2wb 4 жыл бұрын
“I take off a lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra” -Google translate 2020
@joelceda3500
@joelceda3500 4 жыл бұрын
The bra and the "use my blood" were the funniest/weirdest bits... XD
@Jimz729
@Jimz729 4 жыл бұрын
@@joelceda3500 don't forget "and my brain was skin"
@joelceda3500
@joelceda3500 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jimz729 It says something about the weirdness that that bit wasn't the weirdest one... XD
@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy
@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelceda3500 and eyelids and christmas SKIN damage Don't forget when she randomly said Includes includes
@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy
@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
We will take you by bus at night!
@muhammadahsan4959
@muhammadahsan4959 4 жыл бұрын
"includes, includes" So inspirational.
@kweerfrog
@kweerfrog 3 жыл бұрын
"I am ready to go to the bathroom when I got to the bathroom." That's the most sense Google Translate has ever made
@Azeriy
@Azeriy 4 жыл бұрын
"Hold on a sec, I'll come back 10 later." "Minutes?" "Months."
@jaumecerda6752
@jaumecerda6752 4 жыл бұрын
My dad in a nutshell
@Potterwolves
@Potterwolves 4 жыл бұрын
Dads getting milk be like
@AnnaVerheyen
@AnnaVerheyen 4 жыл бұрын
Cows?
@Oddity2994
@Oddity2994 4 жыл бұрын
When ur online friend says they need eat lunch
@dian1545
@dian1545 4 жыл бұрын
"I learned how to manage my pain for many years" is a thing i actually say
@flowersfalls6120
@flowersfalls6120 4 жыл бұрын
Good God
@no-md2ub
@no-md2ub 4 жыл бұрын
same....*cries in pain*
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 жыл бұрын
Same emotionally. Father was basically an Alabamian sociopath, so I had to learn. Physically? Getting worse... Need to excersise.
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like something I would say in math class.
@skullcandy5409
@skullcandy5409 4 жыл бұрын
@@koolkitty108 Oh My God yees
@sparrowthesparrow
@sparrowthesparrow 3 жыл бұрын
Me: goes to a Halloween party with blood all over my face Person: “oh are you dressed as [insert horror movie character here], that’s so cool!” Me: “actually no, I just followed the google translate bed routine and couldn’t get all the blood off my face this morning!” Person: *slowly backs away*
@thekawaiislartibartfast42
@thekawaiislartibartfast42 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Google Translate is just a well-meaning agent of chaos in this one.
@alliewantstogohome
@alliewantstogohome 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: Doing things to protect my hair and skin Translate: DAMAGEEEEE
@dvorah7516
@dvorah7516 4 жыл бұрын
The total opposite of what Malinda said
@skullcandy5409
@skullcandy5409 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nathanhol42001
@nathanhol42001 4 жыл бұрын
"GoJuBaOiRu" "I put it under my desk to help heat the rain oven" "COMPLETELY RUIN my skin as I sleep" "and put my head in a bra" "I learned how to manage my pain for many years BECAUSE MY BRAIN WAS SKIN" These are where I died 😂
@thegreendorito9095
@thegreendorito9095 4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine someone going, *_fear me, mortal_*
@Andromeda823
@Andromeda823 4 жыл бұрын
I use my blood had me choking on air.
@birdie8844
@birdie8844 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I started laughing only when it got to these as well, so same
@witchincrow
@witchincrow 4 жыл бұрын
Calling Kate a dollar donation would be a holiday gift....🤣🤣🤣🤣
@goldsushi9003
@goldsushi9003 2 жыл бұрын
gojubaoiru
@xo.elle.taylorsversion
@xo.elle.taylorsversion 3 жыл бұрын
me before going on a road trip: my parents: "Do YoU nEeD tO gO pOtTy SwEeTiE?!" GOogle translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom, when i need to go to the bathroom. Me: Amen sis
@DrMintster
@DrMintster Жыл бұрын
1:28 The contrast between the actual sentence and the translation here damn near killed me.
@roshaundakeiser5987
@roshaundakeiser5987 4 жыл бұрын
“We will take you by bus at night” Are you kidnapping me google translate??
@gryffindorgirl1009
@gryffindorgirl1009 4 жыл бұрын
Or it’s the knight bus!
@elechronic
@elechronic 4 жыл бұрын
Mwhahahahahaha
@firequeen8429
@firequeen8429 4 жыл бұрын
Roshaunda Keiser YAAAAAAHHHHH
@kennethfajardo9102
@kennethfajardo9102 4 жыл бұрын
It's not kidnapping if you were told it was kidnapping.
@johnkomhyr4274
@johnkomhyr4274 4 жыл бұрын
the likes on this comment at this exact moment is 123 what are the chances tho
@spacellamamk1
@spacellamamk1 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: how I want to be Google Translate: how I actually am
@artandme_
@artandme_ 4 жыл бұрын
Are you also ready to go to the bathroom when you go to the bathroom like Google translate is? Because I am not😂
@valerieflores3165
@valerieflores3165 4 жыл бұрын
expectation vs reality lol
@jentonlarry3619
@jentonlarry3619 4 жыл бұрын
Does the bathroom completely ruins your skin as you sleep? Or maybe you include include?
@delireent.3960
@delireent.3960 4 жыл бұрын
Do you put your head in a bra?
@mackback319
@mackback319 4 жыл бұрын
Is your brain skin?
@benkenobisgirl
@benkenobisgirl 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll take off a lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra.” I cracked up at that one! 😆
@samarius_art_and_games
@samarius_art_and_games 2 жыл бұрын
I love how there's a short time where there's no one on the bed and then Malinda just teleports there.
@conlon4332
@conlon4332 10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah! Haha!
@lilyrose4606
@lilyrose4606 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Google translate is just your incredibly irritating and insane roommate
@zionnemakoma1398
@zionnemakoma1398 4 жыл бұрын
And hilarious, and probably childhood fren
@leventemucsi9547
@leventemucsi9547 4 жыл бұрын
"By the end i feel like a soft and happy seal" I thought that was a translation
@caliecat8275
@caliecat8275 4 жыл бұрын
Levente Mucsi wait. That wasn’t a translation?
@leventemucsi9547
@leventemucsi9547 4 жыл бұрын
@@caliecat8275 Yes i know It just sounded like one
@caliecat8275
@caliecat8275 4 жыл бұрын
Levente Mucsi I wasn’t paying attention to to color of the words so I still thought it was a translation.
@valerieflores3165
@valerieflores3165 4 жыл бұрын
Lol well it wasn't
@mirandawyatt77
@mirandawyatt77 4 жыл бұрын
I think she did that on purpose because she knew it would turn into something else, especially since the word seal can mean other things
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but 1:15 is seriously my favorite part. Especially the way she said whatever word Google Translate made up. Lol 😂😂
@UraniumLeaf
@UraniumLeaf 10 ай бұрын
Gojubaoiru
@sanctyy
@sanctyy 3 жыл бұрын
"At night my bath at new york will COMPLETELY ruin my skin as i sleep“ Lesson learned never take a night bath at new york 😂
@Biscel.
@Biscel. 4 жыл бұрын
This is my night time routine: 1. Sleep That’s it
@econicodonuts4171
@econicodonuts4171 4 жыл бұрын
My nighttime routine: watch anime and pewdiepie
@pinkapopch654
@pinkapopch654 4 жыл бұрын
Mine: Not sleep
@hades5697
@hades5697 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@mayxuuu9354
@mayxuuu9354 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate: Awake
@andy-fu5yz
@andy-fu5yz 4 жыл бұрын
I do almost exactly as google translate says
@NigarSalimli
@NigarSalimli 4 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom... Me: Wow, Google Translate said a normal sentence, I can't believe! Google Translate: ...when I go to the bathroom. Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️
@NotPanda69
@NotPanda69 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@carlomorales8128
@carlomorales8128 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate never went to the bathroom
@WatchingLainrn
@WatchingLainrn 3 жыл бұрын
We get trick by a google translate
@YouTubeUser_912
@YouTubeUser_912 3 жыл бұрын
I started off with a whip
@freshfighter9
@freshfighter9 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, when Google translate says something normal, then ruins it, I too *F E M A L E*
@toxicravioli3836
@toxicravioli3836 3 жыл бұрын
I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom. Can’t argue with that logic
@pualamnusantara7903
@pualamnusantara7903 4 жыл бұрын
"Includes includes." Google Translate, 2019.
@ChanChan-up2zz
@ChanChan-up2zz 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom” Me: *SouNdS LeGIt*
@milkncookiesmoon
@milkncookiesmoon 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@AmayaEnfield28
@AmayaEnfield28 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@mysolareyesgrowpolarized
@mysolareyesgrowpolarized 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@naharbd
@naharbd 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@hyacinthustheflower8456
@hyacinthustheflower8456 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@rosie_petals649
@rosie_petals649 3 жыл бұрын
3:31 That escalated quickly
@itz_cloudzyskye
@itz_cloudzyskye 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, yeah.😂😂😂
@EskChan19
@EskChan19 3 жыл бұрын
I admire people who can be "My shower routine is all normal, i just use the shower for 5 minutes, after all i only need to clean, shave, apply 10 kinds of conditioners and moistureizers, do my math homework and achive world peace, so it can never take longer than 5 minutes to get all clean and fresh"
@widowmain4718
@widowmain4718 4 жыл бұрын
Her: I'll then turn off the light in my herb garden, the lights in my apartment, then tuck into bed. Google translate: *Includes. Includes.*
@johnkomhyr4274
@johnkomhyr4274 4 жыл бұрын
im dead ive died
@creature8911
@creature8911 4 жыл бұрын
John Komhyr same bro, same
@nagitokomaeda3237
@nagitokomaeda3237 3 жыл бұрын
C programmers: Includes Includes.
@evedren6514
@evedren6514 4 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to believe google translate is another language in its self.
@user-dl3vn8ze9n
@user-dl3vn8ze9n 4 жыл бұрын
ye lol
@WinxAliNelCielo
@WinxAliNelCielo 4 жыл бұрын
It SOUNDS and LOOKS like English but it isn`t actually remotely close to English
@ScarComfy
@ScarComfy 4 жыл бұрын
where can i learn it?
@evedren6514
@evedren6514 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate duhhh
@lilywalker7499
@lilywalker7499 4 жыл бұрын
it is
@knightbeforedawn
@knightbeforedawn 3 жыл бұрын
"The rain oven" I guess that could be a way to describe the shower!
@carrianneroebuck1243
@carrianneroebuck1243 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 I died laughing 🤣
@gxming.waifuxxx465
@gxming.waifuxxx465 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Google translate:”I started off with a whip*
@joelceda3500
@joelceda3500 4 жыл бұрын
...Google Translate is a sadist? =P
@stupidratt
@stupidratt 3 жыл бұрын
And then a knae knae-
@victoryjamz
@victoryjamz 3 жыл бұрын
Whapow
@brooklynnmiller2869
@brooklynnmiller2869 3 жыл бұрын
NOW WATCH ME *WHIP!*
@gxming.waifuxxx465
@gxming.waifuxxx465 3 жыл бұрын
@@brooklynnmiller2869 WATCH ME NAE NAE!
@meli_sweetpeaches4406
@meli_sweetpeaches4406 4 жыл бұрын
“Winter is a wonderful fragrance and skin damage.” Allergies in a nutshell.
@teemingwithasininitea
@teemingwithasininitea 4 жыл бұрын
I just replace winter with spring.
@Zara-Bari
@Zara-Bari 4 жыл бұрын
@@teemingwithasininitea , not here in Texas. The cedar trees began spreading their "joy" through the air just a couple of days ago and all those with allergies are now convinced that they are dying. Winter is a cruel joke.
@amykeith9426
@amykeith9426 4 жыл бұрын
Meli Wants to Play for me it’s the dry skin that comes in the toughest when winter arrives. When winter comes it’s so pretty and the air is fresh for one day or less and then it just gets old. I’m from Calgary, Canada and it’s dry here most of the time.
@inkat2679
@inkat2679 4 жыл бұрын
Amy Keith hello other Canadian bean
@chrislyons6808
@chrislyons6808 3 жыл бұрын
My hands during winter in a nutshell
@txrafafy
@txrafafy 3 жыл бұрын
*“WE’LL TAKE YOU BY BUS AT NIGHT!”* 0:12
@aparnasrijith5654
@aparnasrijith5654 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Ma'am may I go to the bathroom Teacher: NOO! You shud have gone yesterday itself Me: 0:56
@freyakittyda-mew4882
@freyakittyda-mew4882 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to go to the bathroom.......... When I go to the bathroom." Who else died at that part? 😂😂😂
@craftyfish0
@craftyfish0 3 жыл бұрын
"I tonic, wet and use my blood."
@xo.elle.taylorsversion
@xo.elle.taylorsversion 3 жыл бұрын
me, i died xD
@errobjectshowcommunity
@errobjectshowcommunity 3 жыл бұрын
Me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ravenlebean361
@ravenlebean361 3 жыл бұрын
your likes are 123 I cannot disturb this holy happening
@emilycox2930
@emilycox2930 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@torib.6700
@torib.6700 4 жыл бұрын
“The PAINS in my head” *Slams head on the desk*
@aoifehall1675
@aoifehall1675 4 жыл бұрын
Tori B. Reading this I laughed so hard I fell of my bed and got PAINS in my head
@annamermaid6359
@annamermaid6359 4 жыл бұрын
"By the end I feel like a soft and happy seal" aww
@Mochrie99
@Mochrie99 3 жыл бұрын
That line sounds so much like the Google Translate kind of thing. But I agree, awww.
@Rayray12292
@Rayray12292 3 жыл бұрын
“This is an example of how dollar shave club works!” *i thought that was a part of the actual routine*
@wubprincepayot1860
@wubprincepayot1860 4 жыл бұрын
People are always saying: What is Google translate saying? But nobody says: What is Google translate feeling? 😔
@millayliharsila1609
@millayliharsila1609 4 жыл бұрын
"I learned how to manage my pain for many years" yea I would like to know 😬
@therobloxian7069
@therobloxian7069 4 жыл бұрын
14 year old girls: *Wow that’s so * _deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep_ .
@catladyheehee8469
@catladyheehee8469 4 жыл бұрын
That’s tough. I know I’m late ;-;
@tbro31218
@tbro31218 4 жыл бұрын
google translate is feeling seizure
@isaiahmaldonado3375
@isaiahmaldonado3375 4 жыл бұрын
like a psychopathic-pedophilic-fruit obsessed-satanic worshipping- translating device, I would imagine
@ChadButt
@ChadButt 4 жыл бұрын
"we will take you by bus at night!" just got back from reading harry potter so all I can think of is the knight bus
@FulcrumAhsokaTano
@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
I just realised that!
@rachelwathey4486
@rachelwathey4486 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rebeccadavis2178
@rebeccadavis2178 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly ma point!
@jortcicle
@jortcicle 4 жыл бұрын
lol me too!
@ringle7000
@ringle7000 4 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 🤣
@Maylovesyou7
@Maylovesyou7 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 🤣🤣
@AdriToaster
@AdriToaster 3 жыл бұрын
“I am ready to go to the bathroom, When I go to the bathroom” relatable
@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 жыл бұрын
"We will take you by bus at night" -The Knight Bus
@gryffindorgirl1009
@gryffindorgirl1009 4 жыл бұрын
Penny Lane I am a Harry Potter fan!!!
@claregoggle4724
@claregoggle4724 4 жыл бұрын
I am proud, potterhead
@lilaclavender804
@lilaclavender804 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Where are the fellow Potterheads. Potterheads.......ASSEMBLE
@elechronic
@elechronic 4 жыл бұрын
I have the Lego set
@muinuz7452
@muinuz7452 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds more Like you're getting kidnapped
@aaronpomaville7010
@aaronpomaville7010 3 жыл бұрын
Translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom. Me: I'm ready to go to the bathroom whenever my bladder feels like it.
@ambermoon1341
@ambermoon1341 3 жыл бұрын
3:13 google translate looks like somebody from attack on titan
@thalia2018
@thalia2018 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate: Finally, I listened to a gentle, happy spirit. Elsa:...
@gryffindorgirl1009
@gryffindorgirl1009 4 жыл бұрын
Ah oh ah oh!
@Mitsuki12345
@Mitsuki12345 4 жыл бұрын
*Annoying Rift*
@Loriewinn
@Loriewinn 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mitsuki12345 *is this what let it go did to people??*
@alessiamattioli3505
@alessiamattioli3505 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh can I get her to jump off this cliff?
@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 3 жыл бұрын
FIGHT WITH STRANGERS
@callummarkel1150
@callummarkel1150 4 жыл бұрын
"so that my eyelids were not tempted to come back inside" -Google Translate
@sweater_destroyr
@sweater_destroyr 4 жыл бұрын
“Winter is a wonderful fragrance and skin damage.” “I’ll take off a lightweight sweater and put my hair in a bra.” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AyaanGaming2211
@AyaanGaming2211 3 жыл бұрын
“I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom” HMMMMMMMM yes the floor here is made out of floor
@MirorR3fl3ction
@MirorR3fl3ction 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "maybe a sip of something warming like tea or even whiskey" GT: "SOMETHING FOR THE PAINS IN MY HEAD" Me too GT, me too
@gray11
@gray11 4 жыл бұрын
MasterMazeProductions, lmao.
@joelceda3500
@joelceda3500 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe GT had a little too much whiskey the previous night?
@thealtpandapng
@thealtpandapng 4 жыл бұрын
“At the end I feel like a soft and happy seal” My mind: _be slippery like a dolphin_
@ohshit4860
@ohshit4860 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 OHMYGOD ITS PHIL FROM THE WAREHOUSE
@itzpris15634
@itzpris15634 3 жыл бұрын
malinda: *reads a chapter of book to clear her head* me: *reads chapter of book, skips the rest, then is up all night thinking of what happens next and the fanfic possibilities there are*
@All54321
@All54321 4 жыл бұрын
“I am ready to go to the bathroom... when I go to the bathroom” I don’t know why, but that just killed me
@mitchweiner
@mitchweiner 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear MKR do a Google Translate of anything from Shakespeare. It might turn into an actual modern English translation! 😝
@ruthhaines7378
@ruthhaines7378 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line is "At night my bath in New York will completely ruin my skin as I sleep." 😆 It still makes me laugh!
@afreen5058
@afreen5058 4 жыл бұрын
"Building a computer to do something, to do something for the pains in my head" I felt that.
@deangelonolasco946
@deangelonolasco946 3 жыл бұрын
Or reading books, tea, or hot water with my head down.
@lillyshazeleyes2212
@lillyshazeleyes2212 4 жыл бұрын
”I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom.” Where would we be without Google Translate *sigh*?
@maia2257
@maia2257 4 жыл бұрын
The bathroom
@hquinn17
@hquinn17 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at this part
@Spoffles
@Spoffles 4 жыл бұрын
0:22 (chox on drink)
@charlotteevans6131
@charlotteevans6131 2 жыл бұрын
"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom" - Google Translate, 2019 VERY inspirational!
@niamh8966
@niamh8966 4 жыл бұрын
“I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom” True words, my friend
@INNITSTARS
@INNITSTARS 4 жыл бұрын
"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom." I mean it's not wrong
@c.gwakamole2350
@c.gwakamole2350 4 жыл бұрын
r/Technicallythetruth
@harrykane3869
@harrykane3869 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm yes floor here is made out of floor
@SFSAtlas
@SFSAtlas 4 жыл бұрын
Vsause
@warriorofdramaclan8107
@warriorofdramaclan8107 10 ай бұрын
Now I know what to tell my parents when I refuse to go to the bathroom!
@vip3r-_-
@vip3r-_- 3 жыл бұрын
“I am ready to go to the bathroom... when I go to the bathroom” *Ah, yes, the floor here is made of floor*
@9ightdreamer
@9ightdreamer 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: "I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom." _"no, no, she's got a point."_
@joshorton9061
@joshorton9061 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: *says something nice about skincare* Google Translate: I learned how to manage my pain for many years.
@caitlynpreijers5260
@caitlynpreijers5260 4 жыл бұрын
Why does this make me look like I've finally lost my mind when people are driving by and they see me laughing? These are so addicting it hurts my ribs.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because you're watching them while driving.
@13stheluckynumber16
@13stheluckynumber16 3 жыл бұрын
1:40 This boy girls and other small child’s is the moment where GT was also like “what the fickle berries” with the voice over
@sabina.g.8557
@sabina.g.8557 3 жыл бұрын
google translate: I LEARNED HOW TO MANAGE MY PAIN FOR MANY YEARS me: *wheeze*
@redcar929
@redcar929 4 жыл бұрын
"Here is an example of dollar shave club" Google translate was useful for once.
@FulcrumAhsokaTano
@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
yup. at last
@rebeccadavis2178
@rebeccadavis2178 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate is always 'helpful'. She just learner how to help from cats, that's all!
@chloeboo9058
@chloeboo9058 4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@miskoblox
@miskoblox 4 жыл бұрын
Thats how mafia works
@iamantonius
@iamantonius 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll watch this video when I’m ready to watch this video ...
@dvorah7516
@dvorah7516 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony A yeah seems about right
@mayastewart1452
@mayastewart1452 4 жыл бұрын
haha
@luckygirl1111
@luckygirl1111 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
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