"I hope Google Translate confuses you" Now we see Google Translate's true colors

"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up

“be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.” two sentences never described me better.

Give this woman a gold! No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...

"For the fear of garlic" Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires

"First things first: coffee" Google: "It will get better soon." Isn't that the point? Haha

The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it

2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*

"I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos

Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol

"Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂

I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"

I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.

I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.

2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.

“I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!” Lol I died 😂😂😂

"Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?" We all knew: googel had those plans XD

"First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.

I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.

Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing

Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy

"The coffee and funeral page is in French" That's such a mood...

"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" Same, GT. Same

I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious

1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums

"Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me" Ahhh....I hope not...

"When you're ready to do the work... Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂

That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!

I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.

I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version

I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂

she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"

“I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry” *Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*

"After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao

Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)

"I also recommend pickle and Jalapeno Icecream!" *GAGS* Me: *laughing while still agreeing with the gag reaction*

Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.

mum: get up me: no mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"

3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol

“We have to eat now!!!!!” That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.

Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours: I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.

“be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle” google translate describes gen z in a nutshell

I MISS your videos!! Please dont stop!!

I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol

"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." mood :(

"The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.

So glad to see she's making stuff again! best youtube channel ever.

i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it

"It will get better soon" The pandemic in a nutshell.

“Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.

Only 20 seconds in and GT is already emo… 0:59 I don’t know what that means but it’s relatable

Malinda is who we want to be. Google Translate is who we are.

I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.

Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.

I remember watching you during my childhood days.. I'm so glad to see you again after so many years. Ur still so amazing

I really miss this channel, your videos are some of the only ones that actually make me laugh, Malinda :(

“Fear of garlic” Is Google Translate a vampire?

Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.

Perfect! Only you continue please 🥺

this is absoulutely funny!!! i laughed all way through GOOD JOB

Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."

"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." Very relatable...

We Don't Talk About Bruno translate version! Please, Malinda?

Your videos never fail to leave me in literal tears of laughter. Thanks!

Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because KZfaq wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, KZfaq isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.

Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?

Love your videos Melinda. You are hilarious

Good rhymes 1:40

"We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.

I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!

Google translate: Add no herbs! Also google translate: For the fear of garlic, add flour and fresh herbs.

any chance you're doing a new years eve video like you've done a lot lately? they're SO entertaining and i'm REALLY looking forward to seeing one this year! Hope you do one!!

" I then add my favorites spices" Such as spices The memories came... Gradually.

“Now onto the food!” -mom “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry

It's been 2 years and I still love this so much! I've watched this so many times now

I can't get enough of these, they are hilarious

“I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.

Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.

That little smirk at the end got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guys Malinda’s working on google translate sings we don’t talk about Bruno::)

"I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.

"I added milk and sugar and it was over!" "We have to eat now." god, google translate is getting aggressive

i just wanted you to know that you are SO awesome and you make youtube a happier place!! keep going girl!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Many Months later after I last saw a video of yours, these videos are still great.

1:46 "pickle jalapeno ice cream" That got my eyes tearing up, appropriately

Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day

Great now my eyes have tears and I am breathing uncontrollably This is some quality content right here!

i think i google translated we Don't Talk About Bruno [page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no But I didn't mention Bruno was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [page:] we are ready There are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [page:] Bruno was shocked [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] Be patient, practice and walk [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day, but still here [Biebor Felix:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] There you live in fear of adults who can't blow up Bruno. I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h Severe weight gain and high blood pressure Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes It was all black when you said your name Yes, she saw your dream when she shouted (hello). [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no [punk:] on on [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] We are not talking about Bruno. Site Administrator 1: He said my fish would die the next day. [way:] on on Webmaster 2: He said he would give advice, as promised. [way:] on on Website Monitor 3: My hair is loose, look at my head [way:] Yonder! on on When you read your prophecy, you write a prophecy [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. For me, this is a one-day deal He tells me that I have no strength. It looks like a sack that encloses with a drawstring [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [punk:] Tell me that my dream is to become human It is impossible one click now I want to ask [Isabella:] Brother, I don't want your vote [punk:] Like now, but listen. as if listening now [Mirabel:] I'm Bruno the truth about Bruno What you really need to know about Bruno Benno, give me the truth and the truth. [More:] Isabella, your love is here [Miss Alma and Isabella:] So late [More:] The thickness of the rear tire is seven feet [page:] was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. [punk:] Since childhood, he was afraid that Bruno would hit him. [More:] It was all black when you said your name [page:] We are ready, there are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [Isabella:] I promised to be mine someday [punk:] I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h [More:] On the right he sees your dream [page:] Bruno was shocked [Isabella:] He tells me that I have no strength. [punk:] Severe weight gain and high blood pressure [More:] marital patience [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] So I'm very sorry [Isabella:] my face is very beautiful [punk:] Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes [Isabella:] He told me that the life of my dream was promised to me and that one day it would become my life. [punk:] he said I didn't want anyone [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [More:] It was all black when you said your name [punk:] lock [More:] That's right- this is not true, it's not IT [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day! [Isabella and Dolores:] good good good [way:] He's here remember brown [Mirabel:] Did I mention Bruno? [way:] Tell Bruno [Mirabel:] I don't want to study *I don't know why I did this, I was just bored, I think :P*

3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.

Malinda should do something like read the first chapter of a book, and the translate it, and get Tom to guess what book it is!

3:50 i kinda like to think they switch between the little tv head and malinda at any time, they just like being malinda

You stopped showing up in my subs but dang I missed you, crying laughing 😂😂😂

"hello, hello, I like breakfast." "WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!" those are both relate to me on a deeper manner 😔

If I could make a suggestion, why not make Google Translate "enhance" a school routine? Nice video, btw! (I shook my head a little bit and fell to the ground is legit funny)

my favourite part about this is that google translate just ends up buying a premade breakfast lmao

Thank you for this video ! 😊🌼

2:36 "It smells bad" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!

This actually had me laughing out loud. Your facial expressions are hilarious.

This is my new favorite video on KZfaq