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"Today we will use our bodies to gain weight." I already like this exercise

"Now repeat this 4 hour cycle. How sad you are about how long your work is" Yes, I am very sad indeed

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back and shot his face" Is this Hamilton?

"You are the only one who is spoiled." *sits in the corner and cries*

Malinda in Factoryland - the unofficial sequel to Alice in Wonderland.

"How sad you are about how long your work is" Google translate finally gets me.

Doctor: What kind of work out routine do you have? Me: Its complicated.

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." relatable

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, and shot his face." Top 10 saddest anime deaths

"use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced"

"balanced balance" hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

1:50 I showed this to my family not knowing this was in the video . . . Imprisonment for life

“He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time.” Well, that sounds like me during every workout, so...

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." Sounds like me after I work out

These videos make me wheeze with laughter Or as Google translate says: 'I hear this video laugh'

"Please don't demonetize me" every content creator felt that

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, and shot his face." *WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, *_and shot his face_* Welp that turned dark quickly

“Also, you are the only one who is spoiled” - said all the older brothers and sisters to the youngest one 😂

Everyone: follows Malindas workout Me: follows Google Translates workout

"how sad you are about how long your work is" google translate knows what's up.

"use the nucleus to avoid falling on the ankles or arms" - that is why I subscribed "get your nucleus. oops too late" - that is why I stayed

“Please keep your mouth on the other side and move slowly to the..” I THOUGHT I WAS ON KZfaq NOT POR-

1:53 This isn't the type of workout I thought we were doing today

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." Having repeated that 4-hour cycle, I'm pretty sure that anyone will be ready to shut down.

*today we will use our body to gain weight*

3:10 So much balanced balance and balance

"And now you are ready to seize the rest of your day!" - Malinda "He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." - Google Translate What a delightful contradiction

*_he pulled his hands to heaven_* *_sat back_* *_and shot his face_*

Malinda in Factoryland Malinda's friend of many years and, arguably, many minds, or one fragmented mind, Google Translate, had sent her on an epic journey to the menacing Factoryland. As usual, the quest she had been sent on, was somewhat less clear. Google Translate had proudly declared that she should "Eliminate anxiety! Embrace evil heart!" Some days Malinda really wondered if Google Translate was a villain or not. Factoryland proved to be dark and dreary, with pale-faced grey masses of people walking and working with their eyes cast towards the ground, as though they had given up any hope of seeing the blue sky, and did not care to do more than they must, anymore. "Do not despair, because I am here to help you!" Malinda tried telling them, even though she was not certain how she could do that. However, when she tried to say that the smog caused by the factories - which seemed to be ignoring all environmental laws on emissions - caused them not to see the sky, what came out of her mouth was "This will protect you from the weather!" That sounded suspiciously something that her friend might say. She stopped one of the pale-faced workers, trying to get them to lift their face. When she tried to tell them that they should not be afraid to look at the world, that it was too wonderful to just recet it, her words instead sounded like "Don't be afraid that you can be beautiful to the world!" It wasn't exactly the message she had intended, but it still kind of worked, so Malinda let it slide. The pale-faced person whispered, so quietly that it was almost lost to the sound of identical shoes on pavement, the din of machinery from the multiple factories and the hum of high electricity from the overhead powerlines, "It will be easier when you stop treatment too much", and then went on their way. Malinda lost them into the grey mass before they had taken more than a few steps, so identical were the workers. Her efforts at getting the people to appreciate the world around them, and care for one another - it didn't even matter that that turned into "You have to take care of yourself" - did not go unnoticed for long. Dark forms pushed through the throng as if the grey masses were water flowing past jagged rocks, looming before Malinda in no time at all. "Stop! You are a mess!" The garbled message was clear enough in its meaning; Malinda was trying to do something that none should do in this harsh and unforgiving world, and the authorities didn't like it. Or her. "When you make a solecism to re-send for you!" Though she couldn't quite figure out what a solecism was, Malinda was quite certain she didn't want to receive one even once. When she tried to protest that she was innocent and hadn't done anything wrong, it turned into "How? Accidentally", which didn't help. At all. So when the looming figures reached for her, Malinda turned to run away. That was however easier said than done, given that the grey masses of Factoryland people did not give way to her like they did to the authorities, so she was slow to push her way past them, and was caught in no time. "Examining factory settings," one of the looming figures now dragging her through the crowd told her. Even garbled, it didn't sound good. Malinda thought of how smartphones could be reset to factory settings, and wondered if that had happened to the pale-faced workers here. And if it would happen to her as well? (To be continued, perhaps. Or like Google Translate would say, Maybe go.)

I actually used this (the pre translation version hehe) do do my first work out in years today. Being able to do it just in my room with no additional supplies is great, and I already am starting to feel a bit better. Sore, but almost more energized. Thank you Malinda, for what you do

"We need to get up in the morning" Oh no...the hardest exercise of all....

"How sad you are about how long your work is." *Too real.*

“I will calm your mind and your mind.” That’s deep. I’m gonna frame that for future inspiration. I never cared much for yoga, but now I understand. “Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced.” I think this is why my life has been so unstable! I just have to use my genetic muscles, I mean they gotta be around here somewhere, right? *looks confused at non existent abs.

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time" Me, everyday on this quarantine

For halloween you should translate scary stories to see if they’re even a tiny bit scary after translated...

*He shot his face* wow, that is a great exercise

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time" Me when I wake up in the morning.

“We need to get up in the morning” That sounds about right

"Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced." Most redundant phrase EVER

"I will calm your mind and your mind" Google's mind is so calmed it forgot it said it already

3:15 my brain: after it says I need to get out of bed in the morning

Welcome to Malinda’s X-rated workout.

Google Translate always turns things into their opposites... it's a weight-GAINING workout now!

*Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced.* *S T O P O P E R A T I O N*

“He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time.” Me during break.

3:35 He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back and shot his face. That got me 😂

Wow, I'm so much stronger just because I barked at sand! Thanks Melinda!

I love those moments where she’s like “oh hell no, I’m not doing that!”

"Today we will use our body to gain weight." Finally, a workout I can do!

2:52 I think thats an atom ⚛ 😅😂😂😂😂

I will def use this as my workout tutorial

Take a shot of water every time it messes u- oh I can't have water nvm

That little diddy the computer does at the beginning makes me smile every time

Malinda: Hey, let's do sports! 0:59 Google Translate: Everything but sports

I would love to see a ”Google translate guides me with GPS” so basically you gps a location and you Google translate how it thinks you should get there

"Guineapigs are a good practice" I can identify with that.

0:18 There's the train that was installed by the virtual manager without security!

1:50 excuse me ma'am how did that fit so perfectly

Google gone sexual!

"Please keep your mouth on the other side and move slowly towards the penis" Accurate description of me touching my toes

0:35 That's one way of saying you want to be a mother

3:20 this is me and my colleagues at work at lunchtime, scary accurate too

"Are you REALLY ready? " Me everytime I have to face commitment :') And responsibilities :"")))))

“We will use our body to gain weight” Yes makes perfect sense working out to gain weight

3:23 "how sad you are about how long your work is."

*he was ready to shut down for the remainder of time* *me*

So basically, the Google Translate workout is a sad, repeating 4-hour cycle where no water is allowed. Sounds legit.

Ofcourse he was ready to shut down *IT WAS A FOUR HOUR CYCLE*

Expectation: "and know you are ready to seize the rest of the day!" Reality: "He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time."

2:21 reminds me of *Howtobasic*

1:50 Aaand... this video is demonetized

IDEA translate Starbucks drinks then go to Starbucks and ask for the translated versions Edit- Thanks for all the likes and comments

“Make the plant with exactly one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side” *falls off bed*

1:02 You're supposed to remove the bark from the sand, and scurry for 10 minutes.

"Make a plant with exactly one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side" Okay? And this helps?

'repeat this 4 hour cycle how sad you are about how long your work is' ha ha sounds like me doing homework

0:42 that ruined it for me, i don't wanna get up

1:45 Ayo What 💀💀💀

He pulled his hands back to heaven, sat back, and SHOT HIS FACE! 🎶 *HE HAD IT COMING! HE HAD IT COMING! HE ONLY HAD HIM SELF TO BLAAAAME!* 🎶

"Keep your balance balanced and balanced" Ooookay, I got it!

2:37 sounds way worse after the move slowly to the pp part.

Can I just say you're brilliant - your content is so wholesome. Thank you!!

*TO BREAK THE DEVILLLL* I love this video Edit: *he pulled his hands up to heaven,sat down,and shot his face*

Imagine you looked at somebody jumping for a minute straight a then he just stops in the air

Nearly every video I watch on this channel has me crying with laughter. Thank you for so many paroxysms of mirth!

"sidewalk legs more than the normal" me: *literally dying of laughter*

"And shot his face" IM DEAD

“Today we will use our body to gain weight” Me: “count me in!!”

“OOH! I’m out of SHAPE!” lol you did an AMAZING JOB, Malinda! 👍 ❤ you deserve to be TIRED after doing BOTH of those DIFFERENT workouts! ❤

This is the purest form of comedy, and I freaking LOVE it

if you got one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side you can do anything

1:15 "Move the sidewalk legs more than the normal" Is it odd that I find this the funniest part of the video?

1:00 who else thought that said "encourage incest" i laughed so hard i barked sand on the floor

3:48 expectations 3:50 reality

Video: Please keep your mouth on the side and move slowly to the pe- Me: *YOU HAD ONE JOB GOOGLE TRANSLATE* *it takes a few seconds* Only if the people who liked subbed- (not asking for subs)

Google you are going through more than a phase now oh dear.. *he pulled his hands to heaven, sat back and shot his face..*

0:30 Wait I found an error GOOGLE WAS CORRECT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SLIP

I am sick and these videos are the only things that are truly making me laugh! These are so amazing🥰