Truer words were never spoken... LOL.

The first and second boundary were of the them, then many of band went problem

Hard?

iF MARy Had 50 TAmaLEs aND GAvE 39 TO JAmEs HoW MuCH orANgeS DId ThE OWl eAt if ThE TReEs arE PurPle

Define x in Wine!!divided by Karen’s intelligence.define the fart abilities of the andromeda galaxy

i washed it with a blankert

@@kadeinva5391 I washed it with aluminium

I washed it with air

I washed it with an *Oreo*

I like washing it with hairbrushes.

same

Peoplezz you need some miiiilk

Same, the second time I watched this I was holding on to my phone tightly

I almost did

LOL

Also: Put the box in front of the box.

True lol

then put the spoon at the tip of the spoon

Did you wash it with the pillow though

Include an explosive pool upon I, The wizard, 's request.

Lol

It sounds like an introvert.

You should text NO -a sequel by me

@@snaggletooththecryptid A enticing, captivating, insightful masterpiece for future generations.

@@emanatingf thx

You should go. NO! -a prequel by me

So apparently people with eczema are discriminated. Dammit

Instead, it prevents with a cover.

*A simple look in look* is what it has become.

A bori is a kind of Bengali lentil dumpling

Don't worry if we just drag the wizard I am sure everything will be resolved. And we will do it! Mark my words.

Ilse van Berkum oof same

insert the penis into the cup

King Memedede or rather the *H* *U* *M*A* *N*

Or invented. Needs to have been born I guess.

MyBreakfast MyDinnerIsShrimp understatement award goes to you

I'd say it was the guy who asked about Hydrolic Coconuts in a previous video

BANGO CALLS!!!

Consider the coconut!

The what?

Steveofthejungle8 this comment cracked me up! 🤣

Tatiana Deathflame same😂

make a video plz

'NO!'

I guess Google translate is socially awkward. Reminds me of myself

I'm the 1k like xD

This is the only thing that could help at that point.

Angela Davidson I think they kidnapped him and were gonna kill him....

@@jo-an9079 is that another Harry Potter fan I sees? OwO

Yo ginny

Voldemort would of said that

@@superis701 You are now my friend. You mentioned Hamilton. I love you.

@@emberr_r0se ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO Sorry this is three years late :)

@@MerryGoldberry better late than never lol

And *fill corn at each corner,put the corner at each corner*

Sooooo ttttrrrruuueeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Or put the drawer in the furtherest corner

Or DrAg thE wiZarD anD we Will dO it

Then watch Puscia cartoons with runners and pass of the evening.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

She touched it a total of 5 times, 6 if you count throwing away the nails and 9 if you count that and the box.

Two night stand. It's like a one night stand, but better.

She fell on it!

When ai takes over the world, gt is going to be their leader

Lol ha ha ha ha

I'd do more stuff myself lol

Same I'll Be Single Forever Now!

Awwww mannnn

@catlover49 Same

Well, you can call... *NO.*

Have you at least got a cover?

Well, coconuts are one of the most important sources in the world.

Man, I hate it when that happens

I'm not sure about that.

Hmmm maybe

Umm, I doubt it would be child friendly afterwards.then again google translate is a wild card that plays itself so who knows what the result will be

@@thegamingteen4447 good point

the book with no pictures is even better

Is that even possible

Vittoria Negroni "And, yes, I washed it with a pillow," isn't even an instruction it's a statement. It turned from instructions, to someone's weird dream they had when they took too many melatonin tablets. (Melatonin tablets are little pills you take that help you sleep, they can be considered a form of drug in some cases)

Nah, if anything, they make more sense.

Have to agree with Hope, they seem to make more sense :)

Tbh, the translated instructions are more like me if I tried to assemble this: not understanding anything and just procrastinating on random things for days.

😂😂 so your superwoman now!

Yeah, I agree. Now, it's just a question of is it better now, or was it better with trash grammar... ...idkl

I like your profile pic

Yeah. 😅

@Otanaku Leana What does that have to do with the Nightstand Instructions, Ikea?

NO REFUNDS, SUUUCKKKKKAAAAAHHHHHHSSSS

I put the box in front of thr box. Everything is fine now.

@@emanatingf its what google translate said

1. NO!

Glitter B 8 63...

Thanks for the sleep tip, Goggle translate. But I will be sticking to Counting sheeps. 😄

The only way that would actually work is if you did that on a molecular scale

She said this while I saw this!!!😂😂😂

*gem of panem intestifies*

*gem of panem explodes*

We all scream NO as Coriolanus’s grandma’am starts trilling

Yes, my Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes friends!!!

May the odds be ever in your favor, fellow hunger games fans.

RIP

5/10

But isn't that what you're supposed to do?

I broke district 13

How would you blow up a swimming pool, anyway?

Anyone who's read My Immortal will know that it won't work if it hasn't been invented yet.

ewenk7 I read My Immortal about a year ago and I obviously am not remembering what you're talking about lol

"amnesia potion has not been invented yet, so it will not work"

You have Roblix i do my acc is xx12fear1xx UwU

@@animegurl6225 mine suzigamingroblox

haha! i got a camera and it was google translated from Japanese into English, and one of the sentences was "you can now press the button to get good picture"

John Sears ... Yes, clearly that is where it was to all come together.

i wish that was how it worked.

John Sears this actually makes sense.It's ma boy the windows setup wizard

*Setup wizard ended prematurely because of an error*

*The wizard will now proceed to install **nightstand.zip** after you give him your mum's credit card information.*

NEVER MIND! Remember coconuts are the most important resources

I guess its inevitable, no matter the precautions

You said "side effects" and now I'm imagining a translated medication side effects leaflet.

You got better, though? :-)

My condolences.

+Famus Jamus Yes, that would be great! :D

ROMEO He jests at scars that never felt a wound. JULIET appears above at a window But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek! Becomes Rome It will not destroy the weed It appears in the window of Julio But fast! When windows are pops? East and sunset Getting a halt and kill the moon, Who is ill and injured, If your slave is so good, This is not your ear. Her clothes are very painful and dark No emotional differences will be accepted My wife, yes, this is my wish! Know what! "What's this?" I would not. Express Express I will answer I'm not sure. " Two of the most beautiful stars in the world, two, I do not ask for specific things Until he came, he returned to the front What happens if you have an eye? Brightness is frustrating and frustrating Like sunlight. There are eyes in the air Is this glow on the air? Birds do not go by night. See how your hand is put in your hand! Oh, if you're foolish, What if I got this picture?

ROMEO Checking the letter never made sense. JULY can be seen in the window But cool! What are the most important points of breaking this window? It is east and Julia is the sun. One day, the moon, Who is patient and painful? Your server is reasonable: Do not serve because it is naked. His black clothes are dirty and green You are not bothered to put it. Do not worry about them She is my wife, she is my lover! It's real! You spoke but did not say anything: What is this? The ball was in the foreground. Will do it. I am very brave, do not tell me: Two of the most beautiful stars in the sky, You have problems, protect your eyes Turn in their field until they return. What if it's his eyes, the head? The shame of these stars, The sun is also a light. His eyes are in the sky Let's do it in a very bright and lively place. Let the birds sing and think that this is not tonight. See what happened to his cheek! Or my hands, You can touch this cheek!

Yes

OH NO

@@jagp135 did you call no and oh said no wasnt at home

Instructions unclear: filled patient's lungs with parsley

YESS

MidoriGurinSim Instructions: if your washing machine breaks wash your clothes with a pillow Me: erm ok

GhostBoyGaming haha

me too

@@WinterDutchie instructions: use the power of hell for soap

@@anthonygarcia2383 BY THE POWER OF THE SATAN **clothes instantly washes itself** wow wasn't expecting that to work...

Why am I seeing her do this with Hull and Young? Then add any pets as the ring bearer and flower animal.

Apparently I was doing something wrong, 'cos it kept staying in the other language, but I think I worked out what I was doing. But, for just one example--when going from English to Albanian and then back again, with this version of the wedding vows: "I, _____, take you, _____, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part. I will love and honor you all the days of my life." ...the end line, at least, translated into this gem: "Do for the purpose of doing this by means of a jet system. " ...wat. XD We're off to a great start! (thumbs up) Further translations have turned the "'til death do us part" and "honor" parts into variations of "We love death and respect everyone." and other wordings of loving death and respecting all. For all your goth wedding needs! :P

Death? Yeah, Google Translate strikes again!

OMG YES SHE'S GOTTA SEE THIS

Yass she has to do this

That'd be super funny :D

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That'd be hilarious

@Seth Romeo - This sounds about right.

same here XD

*Todoroki better run-*

*OH NO, Shouto, RUN*

Tom Haflinger I got "Love clearly cut down". 💔😭 Can't remember all languages but Corsican and Amharic were included.

Afrikaans > Catalan > Esperanto > Galician > Icelandic > Kannada > Macedonian > Pashto > Samoan > Ukrainian > Welsh > Yiddish > Amharic > Corsican "I want to invest in assets" Um ok

I translated a bunch and got "I would like to write a list of customers"

"I would like to build an IKEA building." English->Finnish->Spanish->Swahili->Arabic

@Elayla Berryman I want to fly away.

c o r n e r

Ugh that is sooo annoying. Gotta relate.

This is hilarious on its own, but what really drives it home for me is the "no rewinds suckaaz"

Nevermind, I'll just hippocammer a short shadow

I can't find any short shadows to hippocammer! I'll hunt shells and hammocks instead

Oh no, my skin has become rough (or rough)! I can't house the bori in a flat place! I'll add a multi-angle channel from the center area to the blue wooden hammer instead.

@@aaayaaay5741 OMG your comments made me laugh so hard...

Don't forget coconuts!

Sounds like Ikea.

xD

calling is forbidden

*THE FLOOR IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

@@robbie5899 I would be very worried if the floor was not made out of floor.

Dejff Emperor. Put the box in front of the box.

And don't forget to count the holes in the box for 6 hours at night ;)

And make sure you wash it with a pillow when you're done

Honestly a nightstand with corn sounds like my kind of nightstand.

If you want to house the Bori in a flat place, make sure that your skin is not rough or rough.

@Vince Flores Says you, *cornball*

Cornseption

It's all a cornspiracy

Corny corn corn-corn

Im just worried about ur sleep cycle in this. Did the “count the holes in the box for 6 hours at night” have any adverse effect with your health or not

You are totally right!

Yes that would be funny. I leave for Alaska 3 weeks from Sat.

I would LOVE that! I'll be flying in a plane for the first time this summer, so I'll need it.

Brilliant idea! I'd love to see Malinda's own translation and acting it out but I tried it out using standard inflight passenger announcements and got this pure gold example: "Ladies and gentlemen, the captain opens his seat belt symbol, if you have not done so, you need to continue the baggage in front of you or in the box above. If you are close to the emergency stop, read special router messages on your seat. If you do not want to go into an emergency, get help for the transfer. Now let's smoke it. All types of help are also prohibited for smoking, even bathing. Due to this law, disabling, detecting or banning dust in bathroom is prohibited. If you have some information about your business today, do not try to think about our attachments. Thanks " "Ladies and gentlemen, this is my name / my name, big crew representative (captain Z) are also online, welcome? ???, flying directly ???) What will be our flight time? Do you have hours? Should we fly high on record? Ground / speed motion? Per hour / km Hourly In this case, do not have time and make sure that the table is blocked in a specific position, where the belt judge is very dry. In addition, the device mode must be installed in "up" mode until the notification is received after arrival. Thanks " "The crew / crew, for example, is ready to leave the door." "Crimman / Cabin Flight Server, Rates, Reviews, Backups and Reports." Thank you. " "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to comment on TV, show us extra security and take full care after a few minutes." "We promptly requested address assistants to showcase this aircraft's backup features." "When the seat belt is closed, you have to add seat belts, everyone has a metallic suit, and eventually you raise the skin." When we leave home bags, it is like this that the center is in all the sounds. There are many emergency exit (to every wing, back and to the south) on the ground. After a few moments, find it near you. In some cases, your output may be new if you need to leave the floor, then the light level will go in the evening. The door can be opened by moving the arrow towards the arrow. Each door is decorated with a separate piece and can be used as a wild goat Oxygen and gas pressure are always monitored. When it is uninstalled, the oxygen mask will be thrown automatically. To start the oxygen flow, remove the mask. Apply it to the nose and mouth, to maintain flexibility in the area of ​​head and natural breathing. Instead of brown, the oxygen flows in the mask. He travels with his children or helps before getting help and uses a mask before it is present. Keep your mask until the board recommends In emergencies, support for the party. (Hold your forehead, cross your head, branch, check your feet on the ground). After the notification is in the Ground Browser seat or within the members of the bag, open the plastic bag and remove the cover. Take your head from the belt to the belt and take it in front of you. Russian forces can not be stretched from Russia, to replace the military. If you need to add an image, keep it on the fly. Use the school and fire to capture your attention (yes, Salvinia used as the Pulregriel headquarters, pulling down from the headquarters, bands on the shoulders, even the French plate). At this point, the laptop and electronic device must be installed just before the notice is posted. Now let's smoke it. False, inactive, or detection of dust detectors in the pond is restricted. You will see this and all other security information in the message at the top of your front seat, remember to read it before you delete it. If you have any doubts, do not try to ask one of our key members. Hopefully they are all in a great way " "Scaler, be ready soon" "The crew member, you wake up and throw away

This is the best idea ever and needs way more attention

Dont you hate it when you do that?

krudmonger I feel like this happens far too often with me...

I think Charles Babbage once had a problem like that.

U mean hold my coconuts

I hate it when my bus gets sliced with barbecue. The only way I can cope with that is by drinking long red wine.

I heard there's a TV on the bus with puscia cartoons with runners, but it only plays in the evening.

"Define the words" makes a bit of sense, even if it is a bit tedious, but how do you "define the double boundary of the band"?

G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N

Yes but only gradually

GRADUALLY WATERMELON 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

X P R Apparently, Google Translate just chose coconuts now..

It says "one of". There can be more than one...right? Or are coconuts just dominating the world now?

Westley Blakeslee YASSS

Yessss

I did that with Seagulls Stop It Now once.

69 like BOIIIIIII

Please hippocammer a short shadow. Drag the wizard and we will do it!

Oop

I put malinda Kathleen Reese through many layers of google translate end result: Marcus meets rice

Space Cow The Unicorn I wonder if Marcus liked the rice he ate when he met it for the first time.

Googlina :-)

We shall call her Marcus Meets Rice!

Why are you here? I like googlinda

“ instead it prevents with a cover “

Same