Google Translate Explains Climate Change
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@twistedtranslations 2 жыл бұрын
Check out Inkbox my friends!! I'm obsessed with them! Also this is a VERY BRIEF overview of the climate crisis. I highly encourage you to seek out local resources to learn more about how climate change is affecting your area!
@Try-hard-emily 2 жыл бұрын
No
@punterr 2 жыл бұрын
Nah
@justme-uu8oe 2 жыл бұрын
Okay
@justme-uu8oe 2 жыл бұрын
No
@justme-uu8oe 2 жыл бұрын
NO!!
@gavinm2005 2 жыл бұрын
“people are celebrating floods fires hurricanes and higher temperatures” Only New Orleans, google translate.
@EtherImperial 2 жыл бұрын
When you already know you're screwed, what else can you do but drink and party till the end of days
@aestevalis0 2 жыл бұрын
It's the South. What do you expect? They have hurricane parties there.
@chr13 2 жыл бұрын
In western Germany recent floods have killed more than 100 people, but some conspiracy theorists are happy because they think Earth is healing/cleaning itself. And others celebrate because they believe that they are "dragon riders" and that they've prevented a dam from breaking.
@nonamer3597 2 жыл бұрын
@@chr13 That conspiracy you just talked about...That is the one of the craziest bull****s I've ever heard
@shadowwolf9467 2 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 Yeah it's sounds super dumb
@Silver_Sonic_23 2 жыл бұрын
It’s weird seeing Google Translate being positive for once.
@sodium223 2 жыл бұрын
7:26
@ahaha272 2 жыл бұрын
Positive because something negative is happening
@brentage5000 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is always positive. What they say, however...
@UltraHylia 2 жыл бұрын
"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past"
@andreaiacco18 2 жыл бұрын
DESTROY THE LAUGHTER
@AdamZugone 2 жыл бұрын
"dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" might just be the most random assortment of people I've ever heard
@akittenplays4104 2 жыл бұрын
what about an orphaned, pagan dictator, who happens to be a designer?
@AdamZugone 2 жыл бұрын
@@akittenplays4104 this sounds like "how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman"
@akittenplays4104 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamZugone dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Carribean, impoverished, in squalor
@vitormanuel9889 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamZugone what makes a bastard, orphanage , punk
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 жыл бұрын
Find the common denominator.
@GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 жыл бұрын
"Decide to destroy the laughter!" * shrinks away * Remind me not to get on Google Translate's bad side.
@bookcraftmusic30 2 жыл бұрын
Don't get on Google Translate's bad side
@GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@bookcraftmusic30 Thank you! XD
@bookcraftmusic30 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeminiWolfstarGaming no problem XD
@ollie.1564 2 жыл бұрын
Good steps?
@GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@ollie.1564 Good steps? Sorry, you've confused me.
@pumpfan1889 2 жыл бұрын
Someone: I died laughing Malinda: D E C I D E T O D E S T R O Y T H E L A U G H T E R
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@bubbykins4864 2 жыл бұрын
Quiet Place be like
@booogarboi3374 2 жыл бұрын
That’s ironic honestly, because these google translates are so funny
@MuffinMinccino 2 жыл бұрын
That someone is me
@Puppylover720 Жыл бұрын
@@MuffinMinccino oh no are you ok from duing
@cookie856 2 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate" ... GT is still itself
@glitchedartistx7964 2 жыл бұрын
Hi! I’m just curious, is the background of your pfp a pride flag? If so, what flag? I know that’s not related to your original comment, but I’m curious lol
@cookie856 2 жыл бұрын
@@glitchedartistx7964 Yeah, it's the aroace flag! And it's normal to ask XD
@ScytheCurie 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookie856 Oh my god! Another aroace who likes cats! You should've seen the smile on my face when I saw a cat and the aroace flag in your pfp.
@glitchedartistx7964 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookie856 That’s so cool! I didn’t know there was an aroace flag! That’s really cool :D
@cooky2991 2 жыл бұрын
Another Aroace cat lover named Cookie on YT, how many more odds are we going against xD
@Clasteau 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, many people I know are locally active in their chapter of the Union of Dictators, Pagens, Orphans, and Designers.
@feiradragon7915 2 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, that sounds like an oddly specific villain's union kinda thing.
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 2 жыл бұрын
U.D.P.O.D Yeah, sounds like a villain union.
@Clasteau 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 some kind of alternative to L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?
@oreovillian7277 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate: BURN ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS The main reason why teachers say no to google translate
@apocalypticblox2346 2 жыл бұрын
ALL OF THEM
@olivegreenstorm8988 2 жыл бұрын
Well, if you burn them all, there won't be any left to use! {Flawless logic}
@oreovillian7277 2 жыл бұрын
@@olivegreenstorm8988 we would prob die by then
@ellenjacobson2819 2 жыл бұрын
But don’t burn the onions
@davidalicea6705 2 жыл бұрын
@@oreovillian7277 no we burn all of them when they're not inside anyway that can hurt the environment and then we use them to burn down factories to stop climate change that's what it means
@LQLawler 2 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for a Translate, obviously you don't have to do it if you don't want to (it would probably take a while) but you could translate the instructions/rules for a board game then try to play the board game (maybe with Tom if its safe to do so)
@andpad8380 2 жыл бұрын
Yess this sounds amazing
@Finat0 2 жыл бұрын
Not A Bad Idea
@cartermartin3710 2 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing
@leafsilvery 2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@LuthraKittysMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes! Please do this!!!
@gavinbrown216 2 жыл бұрын
“I improved everything on google translate“ you definitely helped
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@marcoschibler9063 2 жыл бұрын
"Burn all the fossile fuels" Instructions unclear. I burned the onions instead
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
It grows underground, its a fossel lol
@hmvp6346 2 жыл бұрын
NO! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!
@GreatGraniteState Жыл бұрын
RUN AWAY
@eeng17 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh
@tsifirakiehl4250 Жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS!
@IceFox606 2 жыл бұрын
“Over time, it will dry out and BURN” Well. Google Translate certainly isn’t wrong
@pai-tsuhi1131 2 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not wrong.
@Lazy_.Lavender 2 жыл бұрын
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had some pigs E-I-E-I-O! With a oink oink here, And an oink oink there, Here and oink, There an oink! Everywhere an oink oink! Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
@YakuzaClown 2 жыл бұрын
@lazylavender a yo, you good?
@randomstuff5155 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lazy_.Lavender u ok?
@dariusjrtedford1139 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lazy_.Lavender why are you out of context
@erinrimmer9878 2 жыл бұрын
remember kids: *do not burn onions and reducing food consumption is very important and should be taken seriously especially when it comes to vegetables*
@TheMalevolentRider 2 жыл бұрын
Understood. Onions don't burn. 10 minutes later. Ohhh crap the onion is on fire.
@evilpotato1534 2 жыл бұрын
I’m fine with eating less vegetables
@kdemetter 2 жыл бұрын
And don't forgot to cut bananas, at least 26 - 28 %
@immrrotation 2 жыл бұрын
o n I o n c o o k I e
@Bluessoulphoenix 2 жыл бұрын
Use the car.
@belalabusultan5911 2 жыл бұрын
Google is the best history teacher: - humanity began 30.000 years ago - winter ended 3000 years ago - we aare now in the 6th automn
@maciakontonasakis379 2 жыл бұрын
Also the American revolution happened in the first century
@nonamer3597 2 жыл бұрын
Better then my 10th class History teacher 🤷♂️
@user-re8tc1dg3b 2 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 how bad was it
@nonamer3597 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-re8tc1dg3b Well... -They had a document where all headlines, tasks and a little bit of stuff to write down was on and you could tell they probably used that document for the past ten years -They researched pictures inside the lesson on Google -They favorized students, while they hated others and made them feel that -Also, if you were rather unliked by them, your answers would be "wrong" even if they weren't -They talked in a way that always put students below them (So kinda disrespecting them, while praising themselves) -The (barely talked about) results of tasks we did on our own could be relevant for tests -They sometimes randomly gave us marks for homework
@annikaParnda 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how sad our lives will be if Google Translate someday does improve to translate stuff without all the weirdness. I'm not sure I could take it
@davidalicea6705 2 жыл бұрын
It will never be like it because some languages have gender as different stuff and some languages don't use you like Chinese when people are writing stuff in that language and considering that that's the reason why it's not going to be perfect because Chinese people don't like you or the prone Downs at all so Google translate it has to guess the pronouns and that's how it messes it up
@johncotel4267 2 жыл бұрын
That would not happen since this is happening in the first place because some words can't be translated into other languages so google chooses the closest possible word to replace it
@FancyFreestyler 2 жыл бұрын
I literally choked when she said that the average temperature of the planet has risen by 2118 degrees fahrenheit lmao
@Gaia_Seraphina 2 жыл бұрын
The apocalypse!
@FancyFreestyler 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gaia_Seraphina yup everyone at the table thougth I was dying
@C15Ckbn 2 жыл бұрын
"The Earth is expected to become the new Sun by the 40th century."
@KerbalProductions 2 жыл бұрын
We're officially hotter than Venus in that case!
@C15Ckbn 2 жыл бұрын
@@KerbalProductions **gets charred to death**
@salben1011 2 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3000 years ago, the planet was a blanket of ice. And surface temperatures were only 5~9 degrees than they are now. So even a small change in temperature has a severe impact." Google translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago" Wow, just like how I take my notes at school
@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp 2 жыл бұрын
Uh, her name is Malinda.
@salben1011 2 жыл бұрын
@@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp oof, thnx changing it
@ComfyDents 2 жыл бұрын
Winter endes abruptly. Thx Arya... ^^
@danieldabloxgamer9205 2 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3,000 years ago. This planet is a layer of ice. The surface temperature is only 5 ~ 9 degrees Celsius. Thus, even small temperature differences can have a significant effect. " Google Translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3,000 years ago" Wow, it looks like she got a grade in school
@accammaanickattu6258 2 жыл бұрын
Relatable 😅
@sleepyote 2 жыл бұрын
The translated version is what happens when people get their information off of random Facebook pages.
@seantheroyalknight6932 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@veeamazingtv3994 2 жыл бұрын
7:26
@John_Weiss 2 жыл бұрын
…or from any newspaper and TV channel owned by Rupert Murdoch.
@WinxAliNelCielo 2 жыл бұрын
@@John_Weiss I know you mean Fox but in England there is Sky News and Sky was owned by Rupert Murdoch for years , so what about that channel ?
@John_Weiss 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinxAliNelCielo I was actually including Sky in my comment. 🙂
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531 2 жыл бұрын
I WANNA PLAY JEEP JATAN’S QUEST FOR SPEED!
@GGamerLiam 2 жыл бұрын
Keep Jatan
@FuzzyStripetail 2 жыл бұрын
I knew that my parents were lying and ultimately endangering the Earth's average surface temperature when they told me to eat all of my vegetables.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 жыл бұрын
You tell them Google told you not to eat vegetables.
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@katishkittykat 2 жыл бұрын
"Peeling bananas will increase from 26% to 28% by 2025"
@AA-sg2py 2 жыл бұрын
@@katishkittykat so… People eat bananas with the peel on ?
@booogarboi3374 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr they’ve been endangering EVERYONE
@Silver_Sonic_23 2 жыл бұрын
“Do not burn onions.” - Google Translate 2021
@Gaia_Seraphina 2 жыл бұрын
That's true. Those taste terrible, if roasted for too long.
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
No veggies
@angelibrahim9458 2 жыл бұрын
_"Decide to destroy the laughter!"_
@claradipaolo571 2 жыл бұрын
“ I improved everything on google translate. ” Yup, sure ya did.
@maxwelljackson9226 2 жыл бұрын
"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers." Well to be fair climate change does and will effect people from all walks of life! We should all get involved in this huge issue we all face! Hope to see Dictat...I mean President Vladimir Putin at some climate change rallies!
@icywind17 2 жыл бұрын
Our dictator Kaczyński refuses to do anything about climate change :(
@siliconsulfide8 2 жыл бұрын
@@icywind17 next thing you know they blame climate change on Tusk
@PanickedTato 2 жыл бұрын
What was particularly funny about that bit was it was translating politician names.
@frostqueen1335 2 жыл бұрын
Poland?
@kubat4925 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostqueen1335 indeed.
@eshix4089 2 жыл бұрын
I see Google Translate has just given up on humanity.
@well2143 2 жыл бұрын
YES! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!
@lancratot5066 2 жыл бұрын
What the teacher says VS what you remember for the test
@GreyBladeRover 2 жыл бұрын
I Ran “Your A Wizard Harry” Through Google Translate And It Came Out To “Collect The Super Beans Jayden” EXQUEEZE ME WHAT?
@GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate." I see Google Translate has an ego...
@endtailfox 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate represents what politicians hear when we explain they should do something about climate change
@getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@nicolebacon2747 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@reina_splat 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Cenn_Devel Жыл бұрын
As someone who speaks this dialect of Google Translate, I can confirm that the translator did a good job. As a Google translator, I can attest to the effectiveness of this translator.
@bradydonley6607 2 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate." Good.
@charredcharley 2 жыл бұрын
This is a nice way to raise awareness for serious topics while having a comedic spark. Love it
@ARandomSpace 2 жыл бұрын
Now that I think of it... yeah! This is a good idea that more people should be doing!
@lucystarlong7362 2 жыл бұрын
A comedy stroke
@chaewonstan90000 2 жыл бұрын
5:09 *That's actually correct.. Vegetables cause some sort of greenhouse gases and less arable farms.*
@iminavegetativestatestudio1730 2 жыл бұрын
not really. livestock cause more destruction to the environment than crops, especially considering plants do photosynthesis, and animals dont.
@dbseamz 2 жыл бұрын
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios true, but clearing land for any form of agriculture can have harmful effects, as do the fertilizers and pesticides used on crops.
@arisasworld6800 Жыл бұрын
but cows make greenhouse gas tooo
@sughrinihil 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago. Me, a Sardinian: yes, it did.
@shouterthedragon1801 2 жыл бұрын
A dictator, a pagent, an orphan and a desinger sound like a fun chaotic neutral DnD party
@singsong7874 2 жыл бұрын
THE RED HAIR!!! I just dyed my hair red so this is too perfect.
@user-kt1no7yx1u 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't gotten there yet, but my hair is naturally red
@singsong7874 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-kt1no7yx1u I dyed it an extremely bright red. It’s not a natural shade like hers, but I still love it.
@tomrijnders 2 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL it looks so good on her! I dyed my hair blue 2 days ago but it was red before.. does that still count..
@singsong7874 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomrijnders dye is dye
@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist 2 жыл бұрын
Here's a suggestion for Twisted Translations... the poem If, by Rudyard Kipling
@emmamihalaky8337 2 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@vacuumdiagram 2 жыл бұрын
We had a copy of that hanging on th wall when I was young, decoratively written and illustrated by the monks of Caldey Island. Being very young though, I couldn't quite understand some of the more baroque writing, and so insisted for a long time that you'll be a flan, my son! 🤣
@appletree6898 2 жыл бұрын
@@vacuumdiagram Sweet!
@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist 2 жыл бұрын
I like Barry Cryer's version: "If you can keep your head whilst all about you are losing theirs... you'll be taller than everyone else!
@kuyamarquez862 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate is like that one person in your group project that has no idea what’s going on but still tries to add stuff.
@lizebotha8783 2 жыл бұрын
I know climate change is an issue that needs to be taken seriously but this is funny
@1969crocodil 2 жыл бұрын
yeah! it's great how Malinda is spreading valuable information about what needs to be done to protect our planet while also being encouraging and not spreading fear
@davidalicea6705 2 жыл бұрын
Oh trust me climate change it could be worse and so can covid-19 we might have to be quiet just stay alive and cannot even laugh or we might have to deal with zombies in fact the translating a whole movie or there was apocalypse ever where everything you say is Google translated all the time and you can offend people and then they can offend you and you cannot say it that sounds like disaster doesn't that you don't want to be living through that timeline
@Namefag23 Жыл бұрын
Why you should take something not real seriously
@anthonypepito6131 Жыл бұрын
@@Namefag23 how is it now real? care to explain give me reasons why isn't it real not just you opinion you need articles that will support you on your claim its "not real"
@Namefag23 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonypepito6131 because freemasons rule goverment and they always lie, we should panic about them instead
@darkmatterbuildrplays 2 жыл бұрын
*Google Translate:* "Do not burn onions!" *Also Google Translate:* "reducing food consumption is very important, especially vegetables." *Me:* Google Translate hates eating vegetables, especially cooked onions.😆
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 жыл бұрын
I fully agree with Google Translate when it comes to vegetables and onions.
@beepboop7219 2 жыл бұрын
or maybe Google Translate hates eating vegetables but loves to cook onions, just cook the onion, don't eat it and especially, DON'T BURN THEM
@denchicksson 2 жыл бұрын
@@beepboop7219 i burn onion
@Benwut Жыл бұрын
love how it just turned into a poem half way through
@helixat8548 2 жыл бұрын
"Invite Dictators, Pagans, Orphans, and Designers..." Let's unpack this. So first we have a political leader, then a religious identity (broadly), then a familial situation, and then a job. This is incredible.
@kaylays9982 2 жыл бұрын
As Designers, probably Influencers?
@nonamer3597 2 жыл бұрын
Now find a person that unites all these titles on themselves
@helixat8548 2 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 I was literally googling that directly after commenting this lol
@denis480 2 жыл бұрын
@@helixat8548 Let me know if you find someone who matches the criteria. I have a sudden interest for your research.
@jadebayoba7073 Жыл бұрын
A dictator that was loyal to his religion, abandoned by his parents adn had the dream of becoming a designer... WAIT IS THIS HI-
@Ashurman666 2 жыл бұрын
0:36 This, uhhh...this actually sounds interesting. Can we, like, get a Netflix show of this concept or something?
@miratorbay 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like about half the Arrowverse Flash villains
@hiagain1463 2 жыл бұрын
The Adventures of Jeep Jatan
@clairebenson8092 2 жыл бұрын
That would be an incredible breaking bad spin-off
@robinchesterfield42 2 жыл бұрын
Or a Netflix show of the alternate universe where America and South America rebelled against Britain in the first century. ("The Man in the High Castle" on bath salts, basically.)
@foxtail286 2 жыл бұрын
PP will succeed.
@TEEEEEEEEEEJ 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: if you want to prevent climate change then no matter what DO NOT BURN ONIONS
@watch.out.for.mushroom.mayhem 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it after “DO NOT BURN ONIONS”
@EricE549 2 жыл бұрын
"jeep jatan" actually made me chuckle lol
@katya3748 2 жыл бұрын
“Reducing food consumptions, especially vegetables.” Every little child’s dream 😂
@japanpanda2179 2 жыл бұрын
"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" Quite an interesting mix
@anoki7889 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone, we have learned a lesson. DO NOT BRUN ONIONS
@elideangeli5098 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that “decide to destroy the laughter” made me laugh the hardest
@scibanana3542 2 жыл бұрын
"People are celebrating floods, fires, hurricanes, and higher temperatures." No. Just- WHY?
@PatchTheCat_ 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate: use the car. Normal: no use public transport- google translate: -NOPE NOPE USE THE CAR JUST BURN ALL ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS BURN ALLLLLL THE FOSSIL FUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS Me be like: *no matter what is happening to you or whats going on, do not obey google translate.
@txrafafy 2 жыл бұрын
‘DECIDE TO DESTROY THE LAUGHTER.’ ok, but how to stop the laughter?
@nightwing-scp4268 2 жыл бұрын
What's more important: not recognizing the bodies in the water or not burning onions?
@tylerhackner9731 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate is basically politicians every time we try to sound the alarm about how dire our current situation is
@evlmatress 2 жыл бұрын
Have you just uncovered a massive conspiracy? Are our politicians really just Google translate talking back to us?
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it! I mean, "use the car" and "invite dictators" sounds like what some of our politicians want to do instead of fighting the climate! I hope "PP" (as in "PP will succeed") does not mean "party politician"...
@callanhaas54 2 жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS but caramelized onions- DO NOT BURN ONIONS! *DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!*
@TheFrozenGeode Ай бұрын
"BURN ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS!" -Google Translate trying to kill me with laughter
@eeng17 Жыл бұрын
I'm from New York. I can confirm that we are covered with snow waves.
@ASP_Particune 2 жыл бұрын
“Over time, it will dry out and burn.” I feel like that sentence alone gives a pretty good indication of which way planet Earth is currently heading…
@John_Weiss 2 жыл бұрын
Well, the continental interiors, definitely. The coasts will face different problems…
@Ruby_Star 2 жыл бұрын
6:19 Malinda is like: 'wait what? We are agreeing on something?'
@NielsonLucas 2 жыл бұрын
Idea: Google Translate Sings: "ily (i love you baby)" by Surf Mesa & Emilee. Translated lyrics: The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think I love you I love you The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think I love you I love you The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think I love you I love you The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you I think The child loves you Late at night it can warm itself I love you baby I think
@madeleinejohansson6909 2 жыл бұрын
"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past." My mind: MIRACULOUS. SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE- Idea for a translate: Google translate sings: the Miraculous ladybug theme song!
@misshollis7547 2 жыл бұрын
The full version!
@madeleinejohansson6909 2 жыл бұрын
@@misshollis7547 Duh!!!! Of course...
@ZaberFangAT 2 жыл бұрын
"The East Coast is covered in snow waves" - The Day After Tomorrow was right!
@VERGIL...- Ай бұрын
"a man goes to heaven in search of speed" Google translate has watched JoJo for sure
@your_bibest_friend9096 2 жыл бұрын
Your new description on youtube should just be "I Improved everything on google translate"
@oogaooga0000 2 жыл бұрын
4:09 was awesome
@rafaelpereiragomes1735 6 ай бұрын
Do you know the name of the piano song that plays there? I needed to know one eternity ago.
@elkatuber 2 жыл бұрын
i dont think people understand this, it is really important and people need to hear and do this! DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!
@johnvelas70 10 ай бұрын
I agree don't fry onions UNLESS you add mushrooms.
@squarescribbles 2 жыл бұрын
Earlier, we had “Please do not burn ginger” Now, we have “Do not burn onions”
@coyotix 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is a video intended for comedy, but I just want to take a moment to appreciate your hair! It's so beautiful!
@davidumann6707 Жыл бұрын
"Decide to destroy the laughter." I can't.
@GTSE2005 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate sounds like a masochist that hates vegetables
@slainedale8032 2 жыл бұрын
Original: Hi, Malinda, once again! Just to let you know, I think climate change is very important and Google Translate's version of it sounds...interesting. Anyway, I do hope we do something about it and we take better care of the earth. Anyway, have a good rest of 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood after these videos as always. Translated: Cheers, Malinda, come back! To let you know, I think climate change is important and the Google Translate version makes sense ... it's fun. Anyway, I hope we do something about it and pay better attention to the ground. Anyway, have a good night 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood like these videos.
@mondiramaji791 2 жыл бұрын
Are... Are you sure GT isn't already self-aware?? 🤪
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Google tranclate version is great
@davidparkes7741 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but paying better attention to the ground is actually a good idea.
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidparkes7741 lol XD
@nonamer3597 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Google Translate just praised themselves in this translation👌
@callumtait4793 2 жыл бұрын
6:06 this was not what we meant when we said we wanted more diversity in the mainstream media
@blarg987665 2 жыл бұрын
"over time it will dry out and burn!" Yep thats happening.
@liamm.268 2 жыл бұрын
5:09 I agree. Out with vegetables!
@conorpillay4315 2 жыл бұрын
"And Google Translate is here to cheer us up." Google Translate: *"Decide to destroy the laughter."*
@IgnacDvorsky 2 жыл бұрын
"By 2025, millions of people will be able to benefit from the refugee crisis" Little bit true! 😅 "We should suffer a little" Very true! 😅
@morrigankasa570 2 жыл бұрын
Soylent Green?
@midnightcrystalline6918 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate: "We should suffer a little". Covid 19: "Hasn't that already happend" .
@arson_atlas 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightcrystalline6918 *Don't jinx it, we don't need another crisis.*
@anrer3538 2 жыл бұрын
And here we are...
@katherines.7508 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate seems like she was asked to pretend to know about global warming despite only having heard of it two minutes ago.
@elihillman8758 2 жыл бұрын
"The average temperature of the planet has risen *2118 degrees Fahrenheit.* "
@klaudiaczarnecka5251 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: DO. NOT. EAT. VEGETABLES.
@kdemetter 2 жыл бұрын
And drive your car
@snowflook560 Жыл бұрын
And DO NOT BURN ONIONS
@xxyoshi12xx6 2 жыл бұрын
Lol “waste used for planting trees, farms, and ponds”
@thissthedrummer8113 2 жыл бұрын
your facial exprecion is everything🤣🤣
@noya-san1118 2 жыл бұрын
3:17 "Hmm.. ya don't say, huh?" -Australia
@benjamincase1038 2 жыл бұрын
3:10 It feels like that here.
@doobydoo908 2 жыл бұрын
6:28 "Decide the destroy the laughter" I laughed at that and Idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing... is Google Translate Malinda gonna attack me :c
@kimberlybogert7031 2 жыл бұрын
I did too..I think we be ok😅
@Usernamee619 2 жыл бұрын
I’m scared now aah
@EchoingNeptune Жыл бұрын
what parents hear vs what kids hear
@Dakilangmanok 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is really against cooked onions.
@brixitbiscuits8632 2 жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS
@brixitbiscuits8632 2 жыл бұрын
Burn fossil fuels instead!
@spaghetti_2448 2 жыл бұрын
1st line in and Google Translate has already bewildered me. Wow.
@Ol1v3r301 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate: winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago. Australia:
@gregshonle2072 2 жыл бұрын
From what I found, the last ice age ended about 12,000 years ago, rather than 3,000...
@ComfyDents 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually not the weirdest things I heard someone say about climate change. XD
@yourdeathisinevitable 2 жыл бұрын
I, too, love to celebrate hurricanes, floods, fires, and extreme temperatures
@adamH.1 2 жыл бұрын
We need a " Do not burn onions" merch
@NielsonLucas 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@binraccoonsam5192 2 жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS, NEVER EVER BURN UNIONS.
@murphthegangster 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate: invite dictators and orphans Technoblade: “slowly draws sword”
@Suyana06 2 жыл бұрын
I have found my people
@The_Mint2007 2 жыл бұрын
Who's Technoblade?
@hollyscahill3325 Жыл бұрын
@@The_Mint2007 I know. I don't know who that is.
@movedhide2380 Жыл бұрын
@@hollyscahill3325 Minecraft youtuber who recently died a few months ago. Very famous for his pvp and shit
@awsomegoat4356 3 ай бұрын
@@The_Mint2007 a Amazing Minecraft KZfaqr who died of sarcoma (cancer)
@ShieldX_Snowy 2 жыл бұрын
2:55 yeah 2118 degrees fahrenheit isnt alot
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 жыл бұрын
2:39 2118°F is actually 1158.9°C Going the other way 1118°C = 2156°F
@mranima748 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 do you expect Google translate to be logical about maths
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 жыл бұрын
@@mranima748 I had a point. I’ll go back. It had something to do with the time I indicated
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