1:10 "You can spend a long time in a very short time." *D E E P*

Despacito=slowly Google translate: well yes but actually no.

“i killed without problems” I think google translate is a murderer.

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" Basically school

*"This is better than the original".* -Someone who speaks spanish.

Half of the humor is her. Others have tried to copy the concept, but the randomness of the lyrics isn't enough on its own to make it funny; *she* makes it funny.

I love how the translator turned a word that means slowly into the exact opposite

" You can spend a very long time in a short time!" Me in my math class

"I see your chest hair, i want to be your objective" I can't i'm dead-

No one: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *I want to get rid of your throat*

“Mother, until today.” “I know that the child is my right.” Looks like Google Translate is getting divorced.

"I killed without problems. Quickly. I want to get rid of your throat. I'll show you something in your ear. If you're not with me , you'll lose" Is google translate okay ?

Google Translate: Quickly Actual Meaning: Slowly This is why you don't use Google Translate

Despacito: slowly Google translate: quickly you had one job

As a professional translator myself, I thank you for this! I'm crying with laughter! We did chain translations in university and it was hysterical, but then I translated a book that had been chained from French to Italian to English, and I had to translate it into Spanish! If I didn't speak all of those, it would have been a mess (which it already was).

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" School enters the chat*

"You can spend a long time in a very short time". That's deep.

*I killed without problems* *I want to get rid of your throat* I don't trust Despacito anymore...

Means slowly Google translate: Well let me QUICKLY ruin that for you

"We are a bit stranded" "I blame you for that." Please...

Malinda: what does despacito mean Man: it means slowly Google Translate: (it means) quickly Malinda: (thinking) hold up what

GROWING GROWING GROWING. GROWING GROWING PLANT.

“I only have one angle” ....explained basically all of Justin Bieber’s pictures on google..... ....how ironic..... *also sorry if I spelled his name wrong..

My aim is to become a doctor and serve for the people Google translate: you're a mechanic and made of iron Dream destroyed

"We are a bit stranded.....I blame you for that "

“I have only one angle” -shows Justin Bieber - DAMN LMAO

Ok but like the actual lyrics are really close to this One line is actually"I want to sign your labryth wall' And another "So that my seal stays with you"

A kid in my class sang despisito years ago and in the middle of it he said “alright that’s enough Spanish.” And sat back down 😂😂 it was for a musical share day, to share your talents... I miss simple days of elementary school 😂😂😂 it’s been years since that happened and I still look back and think about it 😂😂

Slowly became Quickly. Wow.

"I killed without problems"

“See how, coming soon” 1:16 This is literally every cliffhanger!

Here's my translation from 7 languages on my phone: No, no. Font DY Yes No, no, no Yes Yes Yes Dad says Gender Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either I have to dance with you today (DY) I saw that your eyes had already called me Show me how (oh) You, the magnet and I are metal I approach and set a plan Thinking about it makes diarrhea faster (Yes, yes). When I’m done, I’m usually happier than usual All my thoughts are very much needed This should be taken without any problems Small I need a little breathing Let me tell you something with your ears You may remember that you were not there for me Small I want to break up and break up a little bit I am signing on the wall of your laboratory And change the handwritten text (up, up, up) (Bottom, bottom) I'd like to see a dance for your hair I want to be your way He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Let me go to your site You even scream And Forget Your Last Name (Friend, Good Father) If you ask me to deceive you, give it to me I know you think so I tried for a while Mom, this is free and generous You know your heart I'm throwing bum, bum You know a child needs a hut, a hut Come and try your mouth and see how he knows it I want, I want, I want to find the love you have I'm not in a hurry, I want to take a trip Let’s slowly, and then the forest Step by step, easy and easy We are slowly getting stronger When you read it skillfully I find it bad in good food Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong And that beauty is confusing But to put it here I have a part Small I need a to breathing Let me tell you something with your ears You may remember that you were not there for me Small I want to break up and break up a little bit I am signing on the wall of your laboratory And change the handwritten text (up, up, up) (Bottom, bottom) I'd like to see a dance for your hair I want to be your way He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Let me go to your site You even scream And forget your last name Small Let’s get to the sand in Puerto Rico Until the waves called out, "Yes, happy!" Keeping my seal Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong You even scream And forget your last name (DY) Small

What does despacito mean? -It means slowly. *After 1 minute* "Quickly"

"I don't know, I'm just here to ruin it for you," -Malinda 2017

Draco Malfoy @ Harry Potter: “If you aren’t with me you will lose!”

Nobody: Google translate: *soft and flabby stage* (2:39)

Despacito ---> Quickly Google translate, you had one job.

“I’ve only one angle ‘’(shows Justin bieber’s photos) Masterpiece

A favourite child Parents: wait , thats illegal

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" this is some philosophy.

All right, I admit it - it *is* my fault that you're stranded. Just please, don't take my throat.

"You seem to have ears, you feel my words" I should use this phrase a lot in my everyday life 🤣🤣🤣

no one: spanish:my sunrise on the darkest day google translate: BLACK DARK DAY

I am SO glad this is the only time I've ever heard Despacito. Never heard it before today. I'm just going to imagine that this is better than whatever the supposedly depraved other one is. Thank you for making the world a better place, Malinda!

“I killed without any problem”

HOW CAN SHE SING THIS SO SERIOUSLY?

me trying to act natural: *y o u s e e m t o h a v e e a r s*

Music: despacito English: slowly Google translate: qui-I-ickly Spanish people: . . . . . . . Facepalm

The google translate version of this song is about a bloodthirsty girl who has fallen in love

1:05 *I have only one angle* *ROASTED X100000000000000000*

3:12 this is when the weird stuff start.....

“See how” “Coming soon” Games not teasing items in a nutshell

“I have only 1 angle” *Dies*

Plot Twist, these are the actual lyrics.

"I want to get rid of your throat" "Ae ae" "I see tour chest hair, I want be your objective" "I killed without problems" "I will show you something in your ear" "I know that the child is my right" "You, you are a mechanic and made of iron" "Let's sign a labyrinth wall" "How do you know what comes at my face?" "It's aesthetic is a conundrum"

1:01 She looks so done. XD

The problem is, how did "slowly" become "quickly"?

Despacito=Slowly Google Translate: QUI-I-ICKLY -oh my, the irony-

1:19 Acceleration ... Yes Meme man would be happy

*"You can spend a Long time in a Very Short Time"* LOL

"Come at me" Uhhhhh "Quickly" Quickly what? "I want to get rid of your throat" 😐 "Let's sign a labyrinth wall" A what what? "Bucket, I have sought for some time" O.....k? "Growing growing growing PLANT" If it's fine with you... Edit: 416 likes in a DAY???

"My mind is all necessary" Suddenly ... "I KILLED WITHOUT PROBLEMS" "I WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR THROAT" 😂😂😂😂😂

You don’t ruin these songs, you make them better and more humorous

Fun fact: My mom absolutely adores this song, so I got curious and decided to look up a translated version on the internet (not this one tho, I mean the real translation) and tbh, I have never been able to tell her what it really means to this day >.

“I know that the child is my right” nO KaReN pLeAsE

"I you're interested in more than money, my mind is all necessary" -Education

2:48 “I see you’re malice with delicacy” is almost the actual translation. Wow. Edit: delicadeza is the quality of being delicate. I don’t think the word is used that way in English. If it is, then GT got it right!

She's hilarious, creative and beautiful... but more than the humor I love her voice

"I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat" That escelated quickly

This song could still sound sexual at some parts of it so, this song is about a gay couple who is having an affair and one of them, Dadi Derides, became jealous because Person B adopted a child with their other partner and told Dadi about it. Person B opened the conversation by saying "surprise" and then wanted to leave the situation in a hurry. Dadi sued Person B for custody of the child and Dadi's pet seal but is not interested in receiving money. The seal is in a soft and flabby stage. Because of this, Person B has a mountain of problems. The court is taking a long time to hold a trial. Person B wasn't worried about losing but killed Dadi because he was malicious and felt that they were vulnerable and in danger. Person B killed Dadi by getting rid of his neck and has no problem doing so. Person B tried to hide evidence by getting rid of Dadi's clothes. The murder happened at an unknown coastline at sunset but Person B is now stranded at the unknown coastline, blames Dadi and thinks they are currently needy. Before all this, both of them converted to Christianity because priests are doing good things and they want to believe that homosexual people can now go to heaven. Person B felt like all this took place over a long time but it was actually a very short time and happened quickly. Lastly, Dadi was a mechanic and strong while Person B was a proficient gardener who grew many plants, had a business, loved art and was a narcissist. Currently two detectives with the initials A.E. are investigating and there is a movie coming soon about this whole story which is titled "How" because no one understand how this all happened.

Did anyone notice how well she sang tho? I love her voice!

1:41 Only Siths deal in absolutes.

Growing growing *PLANT* ( I CANT I LOST IT THERE)

I Killed Without Problems BUT HERE I AM ON THE MOUNTAIN OH YEAH

when you try to make up a scary story on the sleepover: 0:51

I can't speak for other people, but I like songs I can't understand because I prefer instrumental music. So when the lyrics are foreign, or unintelligible for some other reason, then they sound less like words, and more like just another instrument. One that is incredibly dynamic.

*B L A C K D A R K D A Y*

*I L I K E S H A P E S* No? Ok Ill leave now

Hah! I knew there was something called a “favourite child!” Thanks google translate, now I have proof to show my parents!

“I want to be your objective”- how gamer girls come on to people

This is my favorite video of all the Google Translate series

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" I am dead

*Everybody saying how beautifully she sings, I say how beautifully she acts those scenes out!*

1:10 *if you can spend time slowly, you can spend time quickly*

I will learn this version and sing only this version from now one.

"I see your chest hair,I want to be your objective ." Well that's sexual

2:04 my mom when I help her with chores

As I am preparing to leave my career in the language services business, I want to thank you for this excellent and fun demonstration of why GT isn't suitable for government and school translation. I've probably sent this link out a hundred times or more in the last five years. Nice work!

you seem to have ears

I lost it from 2:33 - 2:47 'I'm in a hurry, I want to go' 'First of all, SURPRISE!' 'By steps, soft and flabby stage' 'We are a bit stranded' 'I blame you for that' Charming 😂

“I will show you something in your ear” Have you made a visit in my ear?!

You know, I’m learning Spanish but I’m not fluent yet, and so this makes about as much sense as the song does when I listen to it normally. 😂 You have a beautiful singing voice though. 👍🏻

"Why do human beings really like to dance to songs that they don't understand?" *gulps and deletes K-pop from search history* Edit: 1k?!?? I'd like to thank my parents, my imaginary cat, and BTS for this moment that I will frame on my wall.

i overheard the actual song playing the other day and for a second was really thrown when "I see your chest hair, I want to be your objective" wasn't in the lyrics

Loved what you did to this song. Shows everyone it is not always good or cool to be singing songs you do not fully understand. Keep up the good work, girl!

1:53 my favorite part :) growing growing:D

"You can spend a very long time, in a very short time..." *illuminate music playing on the background* Google translate?!?

The growing, growing, growing PLANT - you could say it *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*'d

Despacito = Slowly Time = You can spend a long time in a very short time D.Y = Confused Google = Hell yeah!

You literally made a few tears of laughter splash my face. Quite hilarious this song has become once we took out all the Spanish !