Google Translate Sings: "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber
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@twistedtranslations 5 жыл бұрын
Apologies for the shoddier green screen than usual; my ring light broke as I was filming!!! But hopefully you still enjoy yourselves xD. And yes get your new merch at shopmalinda.com/ now!!! Love y'all. xxMKR
@Gary_Gamer 5 жыл бұрын
Translator Fails love the video
@fixonbiased 5 жыл бұрын
Its okay! I love the video anyway!!!!
@sanjanap9881 5 жыл бұрын
Where? I didn't find any fault
@yummyyorkie1239 5 жыл бұрын
Dw malinda ! We love ur vids, no matter what happens !!
@mateahissorry 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't see anything wrong with it. It was the funny content I came for and the green screen had no fault. You're Gucci. 👌🏼
@linusblanket32 5 жыл бұрын
"Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute" This *is* the bad place!
@lorettabes4553 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes!
@am_small 5 жыл бұрын
I love that show. Eleanor: _They're not gonna call a train..._ Eleanor: _because they CAN'T!_ Chidi, Tahani, Jason/Jianyu: *visible confusion* Eleanor:'cause we're already HERE! *_THIS is the bad place!_* Michael: nnnggguaaAAHAHUHAuHAAAUHUGAUAHGUAUhuahuhngggg....
@sapphiredancingdolphin2070 5 жыл бұрын
You got your 300th subscriber!
@AgnessaMo 5 жыл бұрын
That's why we prefer satan's tractors!
@fatimajebbari1586 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blubee2289 5 жыл бұрын
0:35 ‘I have a lot of shape and everything’ Me: *flashbacks to gradually watermelon for ten hours*
@TheLukeskywalker2 5 жыл бұрын
And she's wearing that shirt
@blubee2289 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that lol
@traceyh7444 5 жыл бұрын
What is it with Ed Sheeran and shapes...? I swear that's happened before 😂
@TheLukeskywalker2 5 жыл бұрын
He likes shapes
@blubee2289 5 жыл бұрын
*IT IS PROVEN HE JUST REALLY LIKES GEOMETRY*
@variablecheesecake 4 жыл бұрын
“this place exists” for once, google translate isn’t wrong.
@MariusCiutea 3 жыл бұрын
True
@beeryan1986 3 жыл бұрын
It might be wrong, we could all be in your mind?
@sanianaqvi3372 2 жыл бұрын
@@beeryan1986 O___O deeeeeeep
@seashinesarah2898 3 ай бұрын
We do live in a society 🤔
@blubee2289 4 жыл бұрын
10 year olds writing stories: “Can I just call you bob or something?”
@blubee2289 3 жыл бұрын
@Rebecca Rosenbaum well good for you, all I remember is that I thought bob or billy bob (Joe) were te funniest names ever.
@aquastartv1895 3 жыл бұрын
@@blubee2289 what do you think about little Jimmy-John Johnson?
@blubee2289 3 жыл бұрын
@@aquastartv1895 hm. Never thought of that lol!
@starlegends3092 3 жыл бұрын
Right?
@3Dboneprinting 2 жыл бұрын
@@blubee2289 what about jeff lol
@cookiecracker8636 5 жыл бұрын
"Everything was destroyed by poverty, and that man in front of me" - *LOOKS NERVOUSLY OFF SCREEN*
@greensteve9307 5 жыл бұрын
*cough*Trump*cough*
@pewbaca2611 5 жыл бұрын
Such deep much wow
@morgan4829 5 жыл бұрын
Im a girl :/
@Hermit_Wish 5 жыл бұрын
For some odd reason I lost myself with this comment
@richarocks12 5 жыл бұрын
Cookie Cracker I was like “me?”
@mayaramnath3299 5 жыл бұрын
"Taxis in hell cost $6 per-minute" Such high rates.
@couchpotato4928 5 жыл бұрын
Musical Life it’s hell, that’s the point.
@kirabrabazon219 5 жыл бұрын
but, Satan will take you to the pasta, so there's an upside at least
@tobykelly8171 5 жыл бұрын
I’m never taking a taxi in hell with that rate!!!
@vgamesx1 5 жыл бұрын
@@tobykelly8171 So you've already accepted your fate in hell I take it? There's no "if you go" just a I'm not taking the taxi.
@tobykelly8171 5 жыл бұрын
vgamesx1 I’m a terrible human being. So yes😂😂😂. I shall remember when I go to hell to never take the taxi.
@Mikael-bv4dw 4 жыл бұрын
“I want u to have a child” *Literally every Indian parent ever*
@randomthingies202 3 жыл бұрын
'Everything was destroyed by poverty'
@lucy-gj8lj 2 жыл бұрын
well to bad.
@bulba3342 2 жыл бұрын
And thats why overpopulation is going to be a problem
@Mikael-bv4dw 2 жыл бұрын
@@bulba3342 ikr 😭 that’s why it already is 😭
@DraghulGaldana 2 жыл бұрын
And in China/Japan (idk if it's both or just one of them) they would tell you A. I want you to *DON'T HAVE A SINGLE CHILD* B. I want you to have *ONE* child
@aiyukami7645 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else like this more than the actual song? Just me? Okay.
@mthecatholic1481 4 жыл бұрын
I think many people listen to music in foreigh languages just for the melody.
@clarascats1365 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I much prefer the translated versions of many songs instead of the originals now
@Daniel-Unmeiten 4 жыл бұрын
@@clarascats1365 gradually wstermelon for example xD
@clarascats1365 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who loves BTS is my bias exactly
@ivythefroggy50 3 жыл бұрын
Just us? Okay.
@loverlei79 5 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a t shirt that says "Taxes in hell cost $6 a minute."
@tinabeana4495 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually Taxi's (thought it was Taxes too xD)
@mettemacey7998 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yess (You get him HELL YES 😉😉🤣)
@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын
mette macey don’t you mean "Satan?"
@sharingheart13 5 жыл бұрын
I want this shirt...
@mettemacey7998 5 жыл бұрын
@@koolkitty108 maybe......
@razsouza 5 жыл бұрын
No human contact Yes, everyone is right Is such a mood
@razsouza 5 жыл бұрын
@FiveRR OverLoad youtube is confusing my dude
@majatove 5 жыл бұрын
Yup 😂😕
@mitskimitskii2868 5 жыл бұрын
Raz Souza it’s my life lol
@TheRealJackOfTrades 5 жыл бұрын
Question: what about all the sons?
@thedeliisle7716 5 жыл бұрын
Me every day
@sana._.8040 4 жыл бұрын
"no human contact" OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW google translate knew about the Corona before ANYONE else xD
@ChaoticCrescentWall 4 жыл бұрын
"Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute!" Sounds like google translate is trying to promote Taxis in hell now.. Interesting..
@willow5628 4 жыл бұрын
Dont you know google translate has personal links to satan?
@theminegirl3775 2 жыл бұрын
No wonder it's hell, 6 dollars per minute? Hell no 😩
@6000pizzas 5 жыл бұрын
*'Because you're still in Prison, I'm sorry'* _-Malinda 2019_
@Lyoko2516 5 жыл бұрын
Possible New Rules continuity? :) Edit: How am I getting so many likes?
@isaiahmaldonado3375 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lyoko2516 because it is true *cue illumanati mucis*
@alessundro 5 жыл бұрын
This song is about an extinct human race destroyed by poverty and you are the only one left with the animals, so you have to have a child so we don't go extinct.
@hazakurasuyama9016 5 жыл бұрын
but animals are better than people
@jadebayoba7073 5 жыл бұрын
And we can control the lightning chain
@bobtheogblob9202 5 жыл бұрын
Alessandro too deep
@Gotz_the_iron_hand 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously someone opened a portal to Hell and the chaos that caused made poverty rampant. The realm of Hell and ours mixing gave survivors the power to control lightning but also rendered most people sterile half-fox hybrids. Clearly she is encouraging the last normal humans to breed to prevent total extinction, and had a clone of herself imprisoned as a scapegoat until they can catch the guy who opened the Hell portal (who is in the audience) before he can escape to Hell where cab fare is just too expensive to follow him.
@ktml3005 5 жыл бұрын
And she got Thor's powers apparently
@daphssongs2562 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Coronavirus: no human contact
@justarandomsquid3568 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "No human contact" Me in 2020 (and 2021 by the looks of it (edit: and 2022 as well 😑)): "She is way ahead of her time" Why 1k likes?
@alorikitsune6394 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@ceski3255 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. xD
@lindseycassella3015 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy with other people...ohh
@purpledreamcatcher 4 жыл бұрын
@@lindseycassella3015 Me too!
@alyburr6645 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that XD
@cherrypick520 5 жыл бұрын
"I do not like you, you are so beautiful" Me when I'm hiding a crush
@cherrypick520 5 жыл бұрын
@DanielTheRanterVGCP There's no understanding our good friend Google Translate XD
@ajfrommillay1508 5 жыл бұрын
EmmaLove 14 Me to my ex who I still see at work every day. Lol #damnshesbeautiful #whatiswrongwithme
@rajkumarramdoss5030 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@TamWam_ 5 жыл бұрын
AJfromMillay lσl хd
@TamWam_ 5 жыл бұрын
AJfromMillay lσl хd
@oclairdelune164 5 жыл бұрын
Because you're still in Prison That's why I hate Monopoly
@appelofdoom8211 5 жыл бұрын
Im sorry
@notthatcreativewithnames 5 жыл бұрын
One round of Monopoly game told me, though, that if you're rich, being in prison is not that troublesome. Basically, just stay there and collect mortgages.
@iceandalmondhasfun 5 жыл бұрын
Monopoly breaks up friendships and starts arguements
@bailienicholson7678 5 жыл бұрын
I was 666th like
@oclairdelune164 5 жыл бұрын
@@bailienicholson7678 Vade Retro Satanas
@liamsong2102 4 жыл бұрын
“No human contact” Apparently Google's under quarantine...
@ceski3255 4 жыл бұрын
"I want to face my back." *No less than 2 minutes later...* "I want to read my ears." *Me: There's a thing called a mirror.*
@KungFu74 5 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T LIKE YOU! you're so beautiful." *Tsundere mode activated*
@hyperkitten2247 4 жыл бұрын
tsunderes in a nutshell
@melodic.starlight 4 жыл бұрын
Hyperkitten 224 that’s what I was thinking!!
@yeetwheat1621 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that lol
@AnduraRue 4 жыл бұрын
Bipolar
@thecutieisgone 4 жыл бұрын
*Its Not Like I Like You starts playing*
@poohgaze2338 5 жыл бұрын
If you don't want Satan to take you to the pasta using his tractors, you have the alternative of using the $6 a minute taxis. Why is GT so obsessed with Satan? And nudity.
@lorken22 5 жыл бұрын
Yes she dose seem to end of with no cloths a lot.
@ArtisticSin 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Blonigen because I love Malinda and I am a descendant of Zeus also why not
@thomasw4422 5 жыл бұрын
Do not worry about the demon
@ArtisticSin 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Walder I'm not a demon
@Beccanotkin 5 жыл бұрын
And also why is Google Translate obsessed with religion?
@rachelhutchinson211 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Google translate tell me a cool fact! Google translate: taxis in hell cost $6 a minute Me: ............ Good to know........ I think
@rachelhutchinson211 4 жыл бұрын
𝕆𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤?
@lucidfangirl1030 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Hold up, there's taxis in hell?!
@leoyori9829 3 жыл бұрын
Dreamy Fangirl and apparently, Satan himself takes you to the pasta in his tractors.
@baxteranm 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel Hutchinson, It also told us this place exists
@bloodgutsandangelcake6079 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucidfangirl1030 RIGHT! also what kind of dollars does hell use? american dollars? australian dollars? canadian dollars? how do you earn dollars in hell? does hell have an economy? can you get a job in hell? do the dollars you had while you were alive carry over into hell? what about people who had another type of currency while they were alive (e.g. euros or pounds or kronas)? or is it just hell dollars? so many questions!
@charlotteashworth9779 3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: “No human contact” “Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front of me” “I’m not prepared” “It is the disease of tension” 2020: *Taking copious notes*
@pablocerdaluna443 3 жыл бұрын
Covid-19 song
@creampuffking3598 5 жыл бұрын
extrovert: "And I'm so happy with other people" 1:08 introvert: "No human contact" 1:40 narcissists: "But who does not love me" 2:40
@hidekiryuga9767 4 жыл бұрын
Cynics: Yes Yes Yes no. Catholics: Every single Jesus Also Catholics: Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute. Me: What is your name?
@katarzynamysluk3801 4 жыл бұрын
Tsunders: "I do not like you, you are so beautiful"
@princessibanez6993 4 жыл бұрын
Oh k
@wolfheart8604 4 жыл бұрын
People pleasers: yes, yes, everyone is right, yes.
@Jerrynieh900810 4 жыл бұрын
Poor people:ask yourself if it’s possible to buy a seat Rich people:everything was destroyed by poverty Parents:I want you to have a child
@am_small 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a fish I don't wanna be in." Cool.
@pepijndeputter8892 5 жыл бұрын
Next video: 'I was eaten alive by a fish' (I swear to god no clickbat)
@am_small 5 жыл бұрын
who, me or Malinda? or you?
@pepijndeputter8892 5 жыл бұрын
@@am_small Honestly I don't know
@SR-zp4je 5 жыл бұрын
Jonah, is that you?
@theawesomemepreussen 5 жыл бұрын
this is a disgusting fetish
@curtislarsen5950 3 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "Everything was destroyed by poverty, and that man right in front of me." Me: Is she pointing at me? I didn't do anything, I swear!
@cyber-moth 4 жыл бұрын
2:45 Catra every time she talks to Adora in she-ra (new version)
@herbiehusker1889 5 жыл бұрын
Taxis in Hell cost $6 a minute, that's about what they cost in NYC, New York City is Hell confirmed.
@booberfraggle 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, are they really that expensive??
@christsdisciple3105 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it took you that long to figure it out.
@astrobear4205 5 жыл бұрын
OoO
@endergirl1421 5 жыл бұрын
That means a 30 minute ride would cost 180$ Herbie Husker
@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds about accurate, but I haven’t tried the pasta in NYC yet. Is it good?
@zionnemakoma1398 4 жыл бұрын
"Apparently this song has satanic messages" *"SATAN"* found one
@danielemoscardini 4 жыл бұрын
Taxes in hell cost 5$ per minute.
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielemoscardini **6**
@danielemoscardini 4 жыл бұрын
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma How could I mess up? Bruh...
@jayamilapersson4030 4 жыл бұрын
but there are so many Jesus
@gracemoreno6778 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayamilapersson4030 yup🤣🤣
@rorisparkles 4 жыл бұрын
When she said "Shapes" I had flashbacks... I LIKE SHAPES-
@irusanw419 4 жыл бұрын
"No human contact" Wait... That's how a lot of people feel right now GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A PROPHET, GUYS!
@emmy7130 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂TRUE
@mateuszkus6302 5 жыл бұрын
"Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front of me" W-wait... me?
@baykkus 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Get him!
@eat_garlic_bread 4 жыл бұрын
This is what turned out when I translated this comment: "Everything is destroyed by poverty, and men are in front of me" Wait for me?
@Stargirl-co3pn 4 жыл бұрын
no jb
@pizzafrog.2468 4 жыл бұрын
No me
@ashsceiling 4 жыл бұрын
Yes you. Sorry about that dude
@rachelschneider9516 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Malinda: I wAnT yOu To HaVe A cHiLd!
@pakacha8999 5 жыл бұрын
Arranged marriage be like
@reaperscythe4579 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds like my mother.
@ras217 5 жыл бұрын
Prime minister shinzo abe be like
@TheSpectator7 5 жыл бұрын
...And that child will destroy everything along with poverty! Lol
@mandarinablue8438 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Schneider the child sounds like Thor
@wonderrxo2904 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a fish I don’t wanna be in,” *well we are off to a great start!*
@sophiafreitas4802 3 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "We can control the lightning chain" Me: *FIREBENDING*
@sdbyearb 4 жыл бұрын
This song kind of sounds like humanity after the apocalypse...
@konnerstruik3796 4 жыл бұрын
Ocean Luna or after coronavirus
@sdbyearb 4 жыл бұрын
Konner Struik yeah I didn’t really have that in mind when I made this comment lol. You add some serious depth to the idea.
@hiimapenguin 3 жыл бұрын
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 sounds like NOW
@user-hello2 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah tbh
@supechube_k 3 жыл бұрын
omg i see it now "I'm not prepared and i have no clothes" "ask yourself if it's possible to buy a seat" " i want you to have a child" "everything was destroyed by poverty... A N D T H A T M A N R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M E (?)" "we do not want to be dinner" "Education? it's nice for me to think about it" "no human contact"
@msninazenik 5 жыл бұрын
What I pretend : "I'm so happy with other people" What I think : "No human contact"
@jbach2002 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine in like 10-15 years some teen finds this video, and there's a picture of him as a baby.
@guilhermeseabra5058 4 жыл бұрын
- No human contact Google predicted quarentene. 😱😱😱!!!!!!!
@robbietheweirdo 4 жыл бұрын
most of us are thinking that
@lillybee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Guilherme Seabra It always does :c
@pirate_girlll7477 5 жыл бұрын
When the parody is better then the real song! 😂
@reynhacoezy5510 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to this channel new comer
@NatureArtist-tw1iq 5 жыл бұрын
That’s a common occurrence here. Have you seen her “No Tears Left to Cry” GTS video?
@UncleSpenkor 5 жыл бұрын
i see your new to this channel
@derdessennamenichtgenanntw5156 5 жыл бұрын
You're so right. I actually hate the original but this version is just awesome😂
@bessieburnet9816 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't mean the original is bad😡
@wallflowermolly 5 жыл бұрын
My friend: But who does not love me? Me: Every Single Jesus
@kanupriya4683 4 жыл бұрын
That "no human contact" at this moment seems very much right.😁
@Comrade_Sensei 3 жыл бұрын
"I want you to have a child" Every parents when their son/daughter married and still don't have children for 1 year
@pink99644 3 жыл бұрын
Parents likes to be grandparents 🙃
@Manu-xj4xy 5 жыл бұрын
Just some side notes: "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" means "What is your name?", "Yes Yes Yes No" *and* "Beyond the gulf of Persia" *What a powerful language...*
@darth_dan8886 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the one our more primitive ancestors used
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 жыл бұрын
It all depends on the way you pronounce it.
@rayshiotile9487 5 жыл бұрын
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle ooh ooh Ooh OOH ooH ooh
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 жыл бұрын
@@rayshiotile9487 Yes, absolutely right.
@GhostPuddle 5 жыл бұрын
That beat groot
@calebbb_c 5 жыл бұрын
*ｓａｔａｎ* _do you know I love myself?_
@calebbb_c 5 жыл бұрын
@Cutie yumyum just add japanese as a language, type what you want in the characters, then go intot he dropdown menu by auto suggest. In that list, it should say the word you typed as it looks when I typed satan. ｙｅｅｔ
@wydtruly 5 жыл бұрын
how do you do that font? i know how to do *this one* and _this one_ but not that one
@msmx9088 5 жыл бұрын
*_i s e v e r y t h i n g i n l i f e r e a l_*
@skykopanek264 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, they say that if we all just loved each other, satan would have nothing to do, so why not start from yourself?
@somniatay201 5 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic :D
@strawberriesandpeaches9816 3 жыл бұрын
"Is everything in life real" Deeeeeeep
@bobogus7559 4 жыл бұрын
“I have a lot of shape and everything.” Of course you do, you said yourself that you liked shapes.
@lanajaleel 5 жыл бұрын
1:44 I get you, Malinda 😂 Also apparently Google translate is secretly raising awareness for animals and asking us to heal them.. cool.
@hundred2949 5 жыл бұрын
As well it's daily routine of making everything dark. Wow, Google translate really puts the work in
@hazakurasuyama9016 5 жыл бұрын
i support it
@nezamihelcic3714 5 жыл бұрын
3 things science can't explain: What was before the big bang The Bermuda triangle *Google translator*
@snailuka 5 жыл бұрын
true
@mandarinablue8438 5 жыл бұрын
DanielTheRanterVGCP hey at least Google didn't mess up Google
@FuzzySocksElias 5 жыл бұрын
Science: No I can’t explain Ed Sheeran Me: No one can explain him
@andrewfortmusic 5 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda Triangle has been explained. It's fiction. Here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d819ltR_09fFpKs.html A documentary by respected KZfaqr Lemmino~
@TamWam_ 5 жыл бұрын
DanielTheRanterVGCP 😂lσl ☚
@cloudy7943 3 жыл бұрын
"No human contact" People in 2020: Yup. Pretty accurate.
@goteam3 5 жыл бұрын
“No human contact” My mood everyday.
@fictional-girl_05 5 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAME
@luhgvekr5302 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@user-dl3vn8ze9n 5 жыл бұрын
ED SHEERAN IS OBSESSED WITH SHAPES! And... demonic things...
@SV5195R 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, _I Like Shapes_ has already shown us that, so it's not really surprising.
@11sriver40 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't worry about the demon tho so it's fine
@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын
xXBornAndBread it’s a continuous story!
@axelam388 5 жыл бұрын
Oh..do not worry about the demon.
@anotheroneofbilliesmissing2831 5 жыл бұрын
And children
@asterrrrr3015 4 жыл бұрын
1:39 people crazy about the coronavirus be like
@corastone9820 4 жыл бұрын
"It is the disease of tension"
@winters_revolt 4 жыл бұрын
"I do not like you, you are so beautiful!" That sounds like every tsundere ever.
@user-hl9ww3ml2m 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that “taxis in hell cost $6 per minute” is probably the best thing google translate has ever come up with
@Nimmo1492 4 жыл бұрын
I like how they are so specific about it, too.
@octavianjoseph8633 4 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious. 😂😂😂
@bloomingallium 4 жыл бұрын
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
@historyofmann 4 жыл бұрын
Molly Tallmadge is right
@n-underwhelming 4 жыл бұрын
NOTHING BEATS THE OUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON!
@user-qg4sj9yx5q 4 жыл бұрын
me singing: and dAaaAaAAat man right in front of me my mom on a zoom call, seeing that im pointing at a vacuum: dont mind her, she’s crazy
@wangwang2211 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes, everyone is right, yes." "Me in every argument." That's so true.
@jessicaesmewilliams2764 4 жыл бұрын
Wang Wang Story of my life
@eminokur6988 4 жыл бұрын
I know right. xD
@Dee-sj4jt 4 жыл бұрын
And so is the life of the median with anxiety.
@lucidfangirl1030 4 жыл бұрын
That's me when I read people arguing in the comments
@StariaofDreams 5 жыл бұрын
I said to myself: *Do You Dance?* I respond to myself: "No, I can't dance."
@Mike-xh1mr 5 жыл бұрын
"... I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way I walk." ...
@darth_dan8886 5 жыл бұрын
"And now I want to sing!"
@popularyutuber 3 жыл бұрын
3:06 the entitled parent whenever your son get above a 70% on a test
@darlene_pesu5 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite and first video of Translator Fails. PLEASE PUT THIS IN SPOTIFY!! I want to hear this song everyday! I had memorize the lyrics of this song and the dance in the chorus. You stopped me from crying to laughing only because of your videos in Translator Fails. Keep giving good contents to this channel! Thank you for existing, Malinda.. 😊🙏🏻
@Sereomontis 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you translate What Does The Fox Say. That song is already crazy enough on it's own, can't imagine what it'd be like if translated into insanity.
@snailuka 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to do it
@poodrofartman2802 5 жыл бұрын
i commented the exact same thing as you
@anao1049 5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss pleaseee
@TamWam_ 5 жыл бұрын
чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ ☛чєѕ☚ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/
@kailovesdaemobois1571 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@eleanor6271 5 жыл бұрын
According to this, you seem to have a lot of sons Malinda😂
@reynhacoezy5510 5 жыл бұрын
At 10
@kulrigalestout 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they don't all join the high school football team. Food will be expensive enough as it is!
@XanderHarris1023 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was the same kid. She put a little disclaimer on the last one saying she didn’t know whose kid that was.
@mbmd_nation 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously since all i want for christmas lol 😂
@ivybeam8877 5 жыл бұрын
@@XanderHarris1023 r/wooosh
@hobiwrldx 3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: Is everything in life real? Google just asked one of the most complex questions in existence
@Sara-gh2vt 3 жыл бұрын
" But who does not love me?" " Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
@l0stlights 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, so we're just going to ignore the fact that "ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" turned into "what is your name?", "yes, yes, yes, no" and "beyond the gulf of persia"
@hi-ys7df 4 жыл бұрын
"But who does not love me? Every single Jesus." Google translate 2019.
@justicewasserved17 4 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for someone to mention this
@snow5962 4 жыл бұрын
That'd be rough.
@carrotcat6066 4 жыл бұрын
uhm... pretty sure there's one Jesus...
@umbreon5946 4 жыл бұрын
So..... IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE ACTUALLY THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE BUT ONLY JESUS KNOWS?!?
@mentalbreakdown4114 4 жыл бұрын
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@rachelbrautigam2479 Жыл бұрын
“We can control the lightning chain.” Zeus:No,no that’s my job
@tikisix9873 4 ай бұрын
Me: Mr. Zeus, I suggest you stay away from the Marvel universe...I don't know if humanity would survive if you got into a fight with the wielder of a certain magical hammer... Thor: *randomly appears out of nowhere* "Why does it feel as though my ears are burning?" Me: Oh God no... (pun intended)
@paigejimenez625 4 жыл бұрын
"No human contact" Everyone in the toilet paper crisis of 2020.
@Patience-gd4qu 5 жыл бұрын
Bullies be like: I don't like you, you are so beautiful I be like: no human contact
@Patience-gd4qu 5 жыл бұрын
@CyanTree well some bullies bully you becuase of their own self hatred and want to release their anger and sadness apon people whom they think are weaker than themselves. I'm no expert on bullies, that was just one of the first things that came to mind when I was commenting
@mysterysunfurled 5 жыл бұрын
@CyanTree lmao at this reply
@brandonhatley6238 5 жыл бұрын
*Moral of the song:* *Have a child*
@samanthasimpson6880 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@notagamer2452 4 жыл бұрын
especially a son
@angiebeaudoin9926 4 жыл бұрын
And that taxis in hell cost $6 per minute
@delicateblood1944 3 жыл бұрын
The: Everything was destroyed by poverty, and that man right in front of me IS SO DAMN CATCHY, BETTER THAN THE REAL LYRICS
@exactlyschrimps 4 жыл бұрын
"No human contact" man I guess google translate predicted 2020 before we did
@Firenzell01 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm in a fish I don't want to be in" Barely 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing out loud and getting weird looks from my family
@hi-ys7df 5 жыл бұрын
But who doesn't love Me? Every single Jesus. That made me laugh so much.
@kaazriel 3 жыл бұрын
"i want you to have a child" Well somebody's neighbors said that to a cat.
@oshahott2532 3 жыл бұрын
This song used to play at work constantly so I'm glad you made an actually bearable version lol
@Ashurman666 5 жыл бұрын
So how have you NOT done "What does the fox say" google translated?
@lilitpatchwork 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeees. Please do that someday
@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын
Right? We need that along with Gangnam Style at some point (yes, I know it’s old).
@Ashurman666 5 жыл бұрын
@Kitty Love Holly SHIT that would be amazing! Especially since Gangnam Style isn't even in English to begin with so i can only IMAGINE the chaos it would be to translate
@pogigwapo5093 5 жыл бұрын
Despacito was a non English song they did
@Poppy-pi2le 5 жыл бұрын
Ashuraman we want one with Fox!!
@ratchild674 5 жыл бұрын
"I want you to have a child." "Everything was destroyed by poverty." 😳😳😳
@cameronmonaghan6883 5 жыл бұрын
And me 😈
@PaulPatty1979 4 жыл бұрын
@@cameronmonaghan6883 for you 3:00
@emmet1628 4 жыл бұрын
'We want one with fox' Me being a fox lover, Google Translate has done well. Well done!
@Nitemurr 4 жыл бұрын
"No human contact" *That's just my everyday! 😂*
@chibeani 5 жыл бұрын
WhERe iS mY HAnD?!?!?? Lmao
@ArtisticSin 5 жыл бұрын
Chibi Potato and enjoy your right hand
@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 5 жыл бұрын
So....your hand is laughing your ass off.
@darctian 5 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to Vsauce memes*
@fabianastacia3350 5 жыл бұрын
"What is your name?" I think you think my name is bloverfish.
@Beadface 5 жыл бұрын
👐👏👏👐👏👏👏👐👏👏👏👏
@thenumber27issomehowtaken 4 жыл бұрын
1:42 : Google translate predicted the future again.
@Areallykissablecactus 4 жыл бұрын
2:01
@Kettie5 4 жыл бұрын
“No human contact” The most relevant thing ever
@charlottes6512 5 жыл бұрын
“I do not like you; you are so beautiful” Such a mood
@darkeilish1164 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mumther6796 2 жыл бұрын
Yes that is a mood. Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front front of me.
@wallflowermolly 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Me: No HuMaN CoNtAcT
@reynhacoezy5510 5 жыл бұрын
Also me : I am happy with animals
@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 5 жыл бұрын
Of course there would be no one if you have no human contact.
@bean3041 5 жыл бұрын
CatLover16 mood
@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you’re not describing me here?
@wallflowermolly 5 жыл бұрын
@@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 bruh...
@sjorsw.2982 3 жыл бұрын
Me whenever I'm at a culturally famous place: 1:28
@Katya__. 4 жыл бұрын
No human contact Corona: that’s right
@xoelpr2349 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, I don't want to have kids Mom: 0:42
@wolfheart8604 4 жыл бұрын
"NO HUMAN CONTACT!" "Yes, everyone is right, yes!" Those are big moods.
@medhachattopadhyay9486 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment did not age well
@daniellestarner7496 4 жыл бұрын
2020
@ragleon6222 4 жыл бұрын
wait wtf no human contect=social distance did google translate just told future (saying just i mean a year ago lol)
@noteithne1694 4 жыл бұрын
2020 mood.
@lillybee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wolfheart OH MY GOSH. Again? oh my.
@cyancrewmate3659 4 жыл бұрын
"It is the disease of tension" "No human contact" THE VIRUS
@konnerstruik3796 4 жыл бұрын
Arrithyst ya those lyrics did not age well 😂
@ArcstoneBionicle 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you are singing the plot of a high-budget action movie I mean, "Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man in front of me," "We can control the lightning chain," "You're still in prison," etc.
@Namadu7 5 жыл бұрын
So you're saying everything was destroyed by poverty and me. You're happy with OTHER people, but as for me you can't even remember my name. I'm in prison, and you keep talking to me about hell... What did I do!?
@diamondglitter7487 4 жыл бұрын
Namadu she wasn’t talking about you?
@Namadu7 4 жыл бұрын
@@diamondglitter7487 I like to imagine "that man right in front of me" refers to the viewer. :P
@tyffani9931 4 жыл бұрын
What if the viewer's a woman?
@Namadu7 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyffani9931 Well, in that case... I have no clue. xP
@destinyyoung7347 4 жыл бұрын
That means that she forgot what gender is. :p
@joeyd7822 4 жыл бұрын
“Everything was destroyed by poverty...” Google translate is a genius! 😂😀
@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it almost sounds like the Hunger Games
@mikebakster2540 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@eminokur6988 4 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter, when the sentences were. "Because you're still in jail, I'm sorry". *me:can you let me out?* "Taxis in hell cost 6$ per-minute". XD What if someone thought you meant that was your actual son? xD
@reynadunham1174 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate: No human contact. Also Google translate: I'm so happy with other people.
@scarisverycool9567 5 жыл бұрын
WHO DOES NOT LOVE ME?... AEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M WHEEZING 😂
@lugoorstar 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Actually nobody: Google:AEEEEEEEEEEE
@Magmatic07 3 жыл бұрын
I want you To have a child Everything was destroyed by poverty And that man right in front of me! We can control the lightning chain Yes that's my son(lol jk) What is your name? Because you're still In prison, I'm sorry Taxes In hell cost $6 per minute Ok I'll stop now cause that was the only line you wanted.
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