"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed." I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.

Caleb is style, but bad on what he trying to do.

Fun fact checking: Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.* Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno. So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.

“Can’t trust google” did google just expose itself?😂

Guy: *why am I here? Google translate: *WhY ArE yOu hErE*

"Acne, some things cant be translated away" Teenage problems

"This made me extremely uncomfortable" *google translate* "This was a great comfort to me" How Ironic

2:50 Hater: "I just have one question: what the f*ck is wrong with you????" GT: "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?" What a great comeback GT.

_Haters: no_ *Translator Fails: Uno Reverse Card*

“Why are you here?” “I told her mother that she was a bad musician” “I ask you a question: bad sex you have?” Google Translate is a badass 😂

The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂

"Come" "Oh, God please no." "Cringe."

Guy: I hate this video. Is the worst Google Translate: This video has been insulted. *DESTRUCTION*

when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes

That moment when an automated computer system does better insults than people do

"Why am I here?" "Why are you here?" I died

This is how Google translate would describe pregnancy: you life, your belly.

*Acne* a universal constant.

"I told her mother she was a bad musician"

"when I showed this to my mom, she said her song was ruined.. Google translate: I told her mother that she was a bad musician!!! Me: SHEEEEESH

"You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed" Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?

"I showed my mom this and she says her song is ruined" "I told your mom she's a bad musician" DAMNNNNNN SAVAGEEEEEEEE

Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down* The Channel: *Makes content out of haters* Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game

I love how she just goes: "Meh idc about the hate comments imma just turn em into a nice video"

“I told her mother that she was a bad musician” GET ROASTED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

"I ask you a question: bad sex you have?" I lost it XD

"Why am I here?" "Why *are* you here?" *GOOGLE TRANSLATE BURN*

"Why am I here?" "Why are you here?" Haters: Wait a minute...

I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SAID HER SONG WAS RUINED I TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN!!!! YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT GOOGLE!

*"Why am i here?"* *"Why ARE you here?"* That killed me 😂😂😂😂

Malinda: Some things can't get translated away Me: *sobs* Why does google translate have to be so BRUTAL??? Ahhhhhhhh

I love how when she wanted to sound threatening but it sounded like she was hitting on the haters😂

"When I showed this to my mom, her song was ruined." "I told her mother that she was a bad musician" *oOooOooOoh gEt rEkT* Edit: hi 9 year old me (i think) hi guys i am 11 now and thanks for 3k likes! wew thats my most liked comment so far :D

"you do not fit into big trees. Of course, you do not fit into seeds." That sounds like life advice.

I can just imagine roasting someone and saying: *DESTRUCTION*

Comment: “why am I here” Milda: “why are you here” My mind: *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*

"Why am I here?" "Why are you here?" The smartest thing Google has ever translated uwu

"I told her mother that she is a bad musician" I almost thought that Google translate is alive 😂

I love how near the start of the video Malinda is “threatening” the haters and the screen is all red then it just switches to happy intro music🤣

Even the hate comment videos are extraordinarily wholesome.

- " why ARE you here?" - " I told her mother that she was a bad musician" - " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?" Dang Google translate is Savage xD

"Cringe" "Come" "Oh god, please no" "THANK YOU OH GOD!" Thank you, that will be all

At the beginning I thought she said “this vid is sponsored by square space whether you need it or not”

How can someone hate her? She is such a nice, funny and crazy person. I'm loving it.

You are not giving the haters the attention they want by not showing their names. Good job, *Malanda* *B O B B Y J O K E S*

"Can't trust Google" Hey at least they admitted you can't trust Google translate 😂

p e r S o n : why am I here Google trans : why are YOU here Me: OHHHHHHHH

"just to rub it in to the haters a little more, this video is sponsored" Love it 😆

FYI, Jimmy Fallon started his series AFTER this channel was started.

I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)

I love how the translates are often RESPONSES

0:27 don’t mind me, just doing this so I can watch it over and over and over and over

Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.” Translated:“I told her mother that she was a bad musician” *Roasted by google translate*

Dab on the haters? Nah. *_Google translate the haters._*

The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!

1:22 LEGIT THO. Every time I see hate my only question is: *"if you hate it so much then why are you here?"*

“Way to rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Google translates songs” series” killed me, I hope that’s a joke because if anything he ripped off Malinda’s google translate series

I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.

YASSSS! Go Malinda!!!!! Positivity is everywhere with you, thanks for your wonderful videos!

The one where it went, “Malenda! Bobby jokes.” Happened to be the best for me because I just happens to be watching Supernatural like 15 minutes ago.

"Acne" "Acne" The more words you have, the less accurate the translation is

I love how she doesn’t care of the hate comments and having fun with them.

2:54 Yoda good insult has.

“You life, your belly” has me dead lmao 😂

"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed." That legit sounds like something Buddha would say.

"MALANDA! BOBBY JOKES!" "Bobby can't think too much thinking" *Google knows Bobby too well*

2:23 When Google Translate had better comebacks than you...

I’ve never laughed this hard ever in my life

Before: “I hate this video, IS the worst” Translated: “THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! DESTRUCTION!!” Me: Well you’re not wrong (I have noticed people think I wrote it. I did not, I’m merely quoting it)

Hater: "Why am i Here?" Google "Why are you Here?" Me: YE WHY ARE U HERE THEN?!

0:46 my brain when i fall asleep

These Google Translate videos never gets old!

"I showed my mom and she said her song was ruined." *"I told her mom that she was a bad musician"*

Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂

Can we appreciate how she just translates her haters

For “Acne”, my translated version of that word is “action:”

“I showed this to my mom, she said the song was ruined” Google: “I told her mom that she was a bad musician” Me: UNO REVERSE B`BAHAHAHAH

"I have diabetes and insomnia I can see in my eyes" Best thing google has ever said

MALINDA! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE BEAUTY YOU BRING INTO THE WORLD!

Google Translate failed in being a translator, but succeeded in roasting the hell out of the haters.

"this video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION!* "

**GHASP** This video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION*

This is a lesson to learn for any wannabe performer, streamer or KZfaqr. No matter how good your content is or how talented you are someone is going to hate what you do and be vocal about it. Learning how to deal with that criticism is key to any success in a public medium because nobody is going to be liked by everyone and any performer that thinks everyone loves what you do is simply deluded, in-person people are generally polite and asked what they think of your performance mostly say it was good, but many of those people will criticize your work when you aren't around. If you are a public performer and think everyone loves what you do look up any famous artist you wish on youtube, every single one of those artists have some thumbs down on their videos. Now consider what is most likely everybody loves you or people weren't upfront about how they felt when you were in earshot, if you are a public performer and think everyone loves you then you think you are more popular than the John Lennon, Freddie Mercury, Elvis all of who's every video has some negative comments and thumbs down.

‘Why am I here? 🙄’ ‘Why *are* you here?’ This line always gets me no matter how many times I watch this vid lmao

Me when I see a hater: “this video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION!”

Hater: “Wow can’t believe you ripped off jimmy Fallons google translate series.” Malinda: *Existential crisis*

2:29: *My church has entered the chat*

Who the hell could hate her, honestly if you don't have anything good to say don't say it haters, love your channel it makes me laugh and smile ignore all those hate comments you are the best Malinda 👍😁💝.

Hater.- **Being mean** Google Translate.- *Silence Mortal*

Just blocking out the haters with those watermelons and shapes

I definitely giving this video a thumbs up, or in the case a Thumps up.

I can’t believe everyone can hate your channel I’m subscribed and can’t not laugh 😹 ❤

I think you’ve been using google translate so much that now it’s backing you up with clever burns and disses to hate comments! That’s basically google translate saying “hey. You and me, we’re cool.”

"Why am I here?" "Why r u here" Uno Reverse activated

I love that you did this and had so much fun. I definitely had a great time

I honestly love your videos. They brighten up my day so much😂 thank you for doing what you do :)

DON'T dab on the haters. DO translate on the haters.

Hater: Acne Google Translate: Acne Me: Acne never goes awayyyyy.😭

I loved this and I don't think it's a rip off. It's been such a good laugh seeing all these videos. They're amazing!

I think you're videos are hilarious and very entertaining. Thank you for all your work and making my day a little lighter. Oh, and by the way you have a great voice.