GOOGLE TRANSLATE ASKS YOUR QUESTIONS ep. 2!!

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@timothymclean 6 жыл бұрын

"'What do you want?' Ah, still figuring that out." I know what you mean.

@jan_harald 6 жыл бұрын

next up: "what are you still figuring out?"

@rachelanderson7841 6 жыл бұрын

Basically my life.

@fishnewt1331 6 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@stargirl7646 6 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaame, oh gosh

@oddpotato4038 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of those saddest questions in the video... 😂

@earthtoapollo9553 6 жыл бұрын

"There are several layers of cannibalism here." I'm done 😂😂

@wolfsrule100 6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Lewis I laughed so hard 😂😂

@lolalotta2687 4 жыл бұрын

Original: what pasta sauce is your favorite? Translation: what is unhealthy food? I’m insulted

@amykeith9426 4 жыл бұрын

LolaLotta makes me think of jeopardy. What is unhealthy food for 400.

@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын

WTF happened

@nsa6103 3 жыл бұрын

I almost stopped eating spaghetti.

@saraflint2982 2 жыл бұрын

@@amyjones7023 Pasta is evil. Satan will take you to the pasta.

@lolalotta2687 2 жыл бұрын

@@saraflint2982 omg ur so right

@Salty_Oatmeal25 4 жыл бұрын

Original: do you want to build a snowman? Google translate: which part do you want to read about

@lakegulian3598 4 жыл бұрын

the building part

@MurderDroneFannn 4 жыл бұрын

Come on, let's go and playyyy

@vitormanuel9889 3 жыл бұрын

Its snow male

@Luna-Astra11 3 жыл бұрын

Why wasn’t it translated to “ do you wanna build a snow male” or “do you wanna build a yeti”??

@prachi3303 2 жыл бұрын

Do you wanna build a snowman corporation?

@prokopsobotka7623 5 жыл бұрын

Original: Do you have a cat? Translated: You're pregnant.

@pinkivixen3295 4 жыл бұрын

Um......

@smd0512 4 жыл бұрын

Um.....

@glassvader7243 4 жыл бұрын

Um........

@saturnzhornetz44 4 жыл бұрын

I’m dying

@amnesiaclover2001 4 жыл бұрын

Um.....

@sharoneisenberg2274 5 жыл бұрын

Original: When Satan took you to the pasta, was it at least al dente? Translated: Okay, at least earrings in the valley.

@user-oy6fi8jj8w 4 жыл бұрын

Well, we may not worry about it, because earrings in the valley

@Lorinissa- 4 жыл бұрын

Hm.....

@patrickmccollum3243 4 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@livialaughlovee 4 жыл бұрын

Hm..

@crabtime43 4 жыл бұрын

You lost your earings in a valley?

@linagreenwood5109 4 жыл бұрын

Original: How are you today GT: is this day a fortunate otter? Wut...

@paisleighyt6153 3 жыл бұрын

Only sometimes

@marychristyshackelford5595 3 жыл бұрын

i mean... no it is a comment

@ivanortegavergara838 2 жыл бұрын

Here is my question: Estus BM Trader Day Google?

@djnightcoregames2499 5 жыл бұрын

What inspired you to be a youtuber? Google Translate: "Why do you think you are water?"

@jenniferstine8567 4 жыл бұрын

I'm Batman! *Deadpool 2

@thegamingteen4447 3 жыл бұрын

The human body is comprised of approximately 70% water so it wouldn’t be surprising if people thought they were water

@coconutcoco5095 3 жыл бұрын

😆

@_ffluvscats_3456 3 жыл бұрын

I mean...we are technically mostly consisting of water

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingteen4447 Makes sense! Now, _I_ think I'm mostly water, because I am!

@SuperSaiyan751 6 жыл бұрын

“What is your favorite hunger meter?” “My stomach” Honestly sammmeeee

@dnr-vs1lk 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know, the HUD in subnautica is pretty good, but so is minecraft's...

@Isabella-ii4rv 6 жыл бұрын

Omg, i literally read this exactly when she said it lmao

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

The Hunger Bar in Minecraft.

@theedenshaw 6 жыл бұрын

So I asked my own question and put it through google translate. Original: What was your first reaction to gradually watermelon? Google translated: Where are you on pastry shop?

@thegamingteen4447 5 жыл бұрын

There are several layers of cannibalism in the translation there

@LjCaples 5 жыл бұрын

It's official, Watermelon is a pastry

@sunnyincognito9260 4 жыл бұрын

Original: Why did you butcher Billie Eilash so much? Google First translation: why did you kill Billie Eyelash? End Google: Why was billy ellis destroyed? Please use in video - v -

@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын

On? okay......

@valeriewilson991 4 жыл бұрын

So... Original: What is your favorite color and why? Translated: Why is water blue and why?

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

Just to answer the translated question: the water is a reflection of the sky, and since the sky is blue, water is blue too!

@marychristyshackelford5595 3 жыл бұрын

acily it is rely clear and idk

@Itsmjimmy 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions you didn't answer the "and why" part 🤣

@user-im9wh7kb3d 3 жыл бұрын

@@Itsmjimmy They did bruh

@lizzyafton852 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-im9wh7kb3d no they didn't, they only answered why water was blue

@anyannemarie 4 жыл бұрын

original: what is the funniest thing to ask after translating it? google translate: Magick on the interface? amazing.

@TotallyTempestTV 3 жыл бұрын

Lollol

@salazarslitherin1812 3 жыл бұрын

I unliked only cause it has 69 likes

@Stars4Theseus 3 жыл бұрын

Potterhead me is just going crazy

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

That's one of them!

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

Also, I done the same thing, and I got "What is the most interesting question after translation?". I guess the answer is still "Magick on the interface?".

@harmony6643 5 жыл бұрын

Original: "Did You know that Romanian is a romance language?" Google Translate (after only THREE language changes): "Do you know that the Roman language is Roman?"

@Mai-Chang 4 жыл бұрын

I've learned so much...

@potatoaminations7363 4 жыл бұрын

So straight forward

@killdozer7792 4 жыл бұрын

Mind. Blown!

@lucadascalu5727 4 жыл бұрын

well romanian is a romanic language

@noone-uy1ir 4 жыл бұрын

As a Romanian, I sure know the Roman language is Roman.

@kharnthebetrayer8251 6 жыл бұрын

"You know i see everything right?" *puts on pants*

@carolinewoud1599 6 жыл бұрын

Kharn The Betrayer The all seeing eye of Malinda

@patchouliknowledge3481 5 жыл бұрын

*rapidly deleting search history*

@mirb9884 5 жыл бұрын

**slaps face**

@goofymeraki 5 жыл бұрын

PROOOOODEEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESSSS

@skipmage 5 жыл бұрын

I'd be more worried by the fact that she see's your throne of baby skulls. Blood for the blood god.

@Lynn-en7kx 4 жыл бұрын

I translated this sentence: “I yeeted a ball across the room” Translated version: In the middle of the room we call a ball One of the versions was “in the middle of the room we yelled at the ball” Poor ball

@lookimaweeb9269 4 жыл бұрын

Were Cat 😂

@Lynn-en7kx 4 жыл бұрын

TheGamingEoraptor omg 😂

@crabtime43 4 жыл бұрын

@TheGamingEoraptor duck dinosur paid?

@crabtime43 4 жыл бұрын

@TheGamingEoraptor jow did you get duck dinosaur paid

@stardew5985 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine this happening in real life

@itzgachapotato2964 4 жыл бұрын

Can you do a 3rd one Original: What's your favorite vegetable? Google Translate: Vegetarian options?

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

That kind of makes sense, since a favorite vegetable _is_ a vegetarian object!

@Zara-jr1ol 6 жыл бұрын

Original: How do you get your ideas? Translated: How to think? GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS LIFE. 😄 Thank you, Malinda, for always making me smile when i watch your videos. ❤️❤️

@redacted1973 5 жыл бұрын

Me: I don't know, Google. I don't know how to think.

@kaded_cat 5 жыл бұрын

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

I have no clue

@lochlanmuir2291 10 ай бұрын

My brain

@Worm_OnAString 5 жыл бұрын

Original: This is a question. Translate: DO YOU FEEL THE AIR? *All caps.* Explain to me. EXPLAIN.

@rhiannonarvin5408 4 жыл бұрын

"DO YOU FEEL THE AIR?" Is technically question, so the stipulation of "This is a question" actually applies! Tldr I'm pretending to be smart and instead sounding stupid

@LumiOfFrost 4 жыл бұрын

Correct? YOU? Do you like to create? (Original was WELL? DO YOU? DO YOU FEEL THE AIR?)

@cellularautomaton. 4 жыл бұрын

@@LumiOfFrost AnonandBet ShemelandandSmall Dress Ned! Sham! Shamland !! I'll turn it on !! You !!!! You !!!!!!!!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!!!!!! You !!! See you movie !!! movie!! movie !!! (Original: I'm sure Malinda loves creating these videos.)

@cellularautomaton. 4 жыл бұрын

(When you paste Hebrew text into an Igbo window and translate it into Hebrew, that happens)

@LumiOfFrost 4 жыл бұрын

Aldabrachelys gigantea Movie !!!

@wistermorldwide 3 жыл бұрын

"I believe my husband is pulling my donkey in me. Do want to do it?" *I DIED*

@fartherlights9594 4 жыл бұрын

Original: how do i get my friend to stop telling me weird things? Translation: How can different languages help?

@normalperson659 4 жыл бұрын

Farther Lights So..learn a new languge, pretend you don't know english anymore so your friends give up on telling you weird things?

@chrrysoda 4 жыл бұрын

GT IS SELF AWARE

@Anko3342 4 жыл бұрын

Nagito is telling weird things to you again, Hajime? I thought you would be used to it by now, to be honest

@gemtail3125 4 жыл бұрын

Convince your friend to learn a new language and then pretend you know it, too, so that your friend will just tell you in that language and you'll be blissfully unaware.

@Lyoko2516 4 жыл бұрын

Well, new languages can look good on a resume. Means that you can converse with clients/customers with diverse backgrounds and different ways of speaking.

@macayleangelina9892 5 жыл бұрын

Original: Life is ultimately meaningless. Google Translate: Nothing in life.

@IceCrystal130 5 жыл бұрын

Odds1out, life is fun

@leothecat9230 5 жыл бұрын

That's... Just rewording

@facadeangel4076 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you got the answer at the very least

@agentninjasplat9975 4 жыл бұрын

Ice I was just about to say that

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing in life is ultimately meaningless.

@melodyrivas2777 6 жыл бұрын

How many chickens? ALL OF THE CHICKENS! Great decisions? Yes.

@geekydarkbi1842 3 жыл бұрын

“Who would be the worst person to wear in the oven” That is my favorite one. I laughed for two minutes

@squidfanatic2831 4 жыл бұрын

Original: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood GT: Like Chuck Chuck the matter if Chuck has a gun

@b1g.sh0t 4 жыл бұрын

Wow😂

@ProvidenceMTF 4 жыл бұрын

AHHHH OMG CHUCK HAS A GUN

@lukenukemson2231 4 жыл бұрын

That escalated quickly...

@supechube_k 4 жыл бұрын

i translated that question again and got: If a wooden thorn throws a tree, how many trees does the thorn have?

@lukenukemson2231 4 жыл бұрын

@@supechube_k X - 1. Solve for X. That was the question right?

@gavinoaw 6 жыл бұрын

"Would you be enjoyable?" Goddamn, Google Translate's flirting game is on point! xD xD

@AdzyThorpe 6 жыл бұрын

gavinoaw I just love the low-key ‘sorry I’m taken bitch’ tone in her voice when she replies lol

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

Google Translate is literally me trying to flirt.

@Confusion372 10 ай бұрын

Google translate wants to know your opinion of yourself

@Tomsonic41 6 жыл бұрын

"How many trees managed to cope with a spider like a walnut?" I had to pause there; laughing so hard!

@oddpotato4038 6 жыл бұрын

Tomsonic41 cant imagine though if the spider looked like a walnut or the walnut looked like a spider... 😮

@vleegreen7582 4 жыл бұрын

Google Translate when a question doesn't make sense: Original: 'what is your own favorite wierd translation' Translate: 'WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn?!?!??'

@elvennoodles1911 4 жыл бұрын

"Your busy busy day" Totally not laying in bed cuddling with a cat and eating chips + watching the best youtuber ever

@faiththeresa5155 4 жыл бұрын

The GTS Foxie Totally not laying on the couch bored because everyone is quarantined

@Swa1907 6 жыл бұрын

Question : How many chickens? Malinda : All of the chickens!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mountainmoth 6 жыл бұрын

Swati's Gaming Centre We just need chickens.

@timwestphal3495 6 жыл бұрын

ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!

@Boundwithflame23 6 жыл бұрын

What about Heihei from Moana?

@thegamingteen44mc5 2 жыл бұрын

If we were to assume the third translated advert from the “beauty commercials through google translate” video, i have a feeling she is gonna fill a box with all of the chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws

@JSandwich13 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard. Ive been having a crap day and this made it so much better. I love these. I'd love to see more of them!

@AnimationLife0-0 6 жыл бұрын

Me too I’m really sick so seeing fun videos of people that are not sick makes me happy

@JSandwich13 6 жыл бұрын

Animation Life funnily enough im unwell too and Malinda always seems to take my mind off it. Even for a short video

@frankieannelevesque 6 жыл бұрын

Malinda's channel is my first stop on bad days (like today.)

@dreaminginhell4047 4 жыл бұрын

Original: do you like winter? Translated: throw the baby in the winter corrigan? ...

@saturnzhornetz44 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t

@dreaminginhell4047 4 жыл бұрын

@@saturnzhornetz44 wdym

@saturnzhornetz44 4 жыл бұрын

Eren Yeager I’m laughing so hard, you made my day

@dreaminginhell4047 4 жыл бұрын

@@saturnzhornetz44 oh ok

@charliekahn4205 4 жыл бұрын

Someone tell the Spectre that he needs to stop doing that.

@G4rden_Gh0st_ 4 жыл бұрын

Here’s mine: ENGLISH: How much fun do you have doing this? RANDOM: How much casserole does your chickeny?

@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын

Chickeny?

@b1g.sh0t 4 жыл бұрын

@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Yes, *chickeny* Lol

@umalazoff4 3 жыл бұрын

CHICKENY, very chickeny

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

That makes absolutely zero sense.

@kjupiters 6 жыл бұрын

2:10 *BIRDS?? WHAT ARE THEY??!* Her expression 😂

@four2849 6 жыл бұрын

Karla Jupiters 2:15 THAT FACE IS AMAZING

@jeffblimsfalcetto3748 6 жыл бұрын

Karla Jupiters I am nice to the birds.....

@Grace-gi4ic 6 жыл бұрын

Karla Jupiters I

@CeruleanSeal 6 жыл бұрын

It's clear and simple.

@gurtison6883 6 жыл бұрын

Karla Jupiters 7

@beckypenson 6 жыл бұрын

"Pyjamas and a full face of makeup is my eternal aesthetic." Mine too, Malinda. Mine too.

@DeZusVanMijnZus 5 жыл бұрын

Q: Will you do this your entire life? GT: have you been in your life the whole time?

@chaos_is_fun 4 жыл бұрын

i think so oh gosh i don't know anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nsa6103 3 жыл бұрын

Google Translate ended up controlling my *existence*

@wistermorldwide 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the floor here is made out of flooor

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

*X Files Theme Intensifies*

@mohamednail382 4 жыл бұрын

me: what is the meaning of a meaningless life? Google translate: what is eternal life?

@TotallyTempestTV 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah what is internal life Google what do you know

@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын

The eternal menstrualcycle

@mohamednail382 3 жыл бұрын

@@amyjones7023 Oh no!🤣🤣

@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын

One of the translations of the lion king the circle of life that isn’t for followers and life

@mohamednail382 3 жыл бұрын

@@amyjones7023 That took a turn for the strange!

@dcjwhite2680 6 жыл бұрын

Question: Who is your favorite person? GT: Do you put your favorite options in you dead? Question:What is your favorite sport? GT:Is it a challenge to the best games? Question:How many fingers do you have? GT:How are you closed in the wall? LOLOLOLOL

@thegamingteen4447 5 жыл бұрын

I would be worried if I were closed in the wall

@maisieb11 6 жыл бұрын

Heres another Q: what inspired you to start youtube? GT: why did youtube live in germany?

@yamikagane2217 5 жыл бұрын

Why!?

@WinterDutchie 5 жыл бұрын

Maisie Green WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT GOOGLE!? 😂😂😂

@tompraeger 5 жыл бұрын

Maisie Green Proud German (Except for a few parts of our history)

@QkeleQ10 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha lol

@Shadow10201 5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@ilonaknuutinen 4 жыл бұрын

Original: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" GT: "What height the tree can be if it is cropped?" ... I mean it depends on the original height 😂

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

Original: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Result after Korean-Swedish-Malay: How many marbles wood can you pretend to be the ultimate guinea pig less?

@ethanwang2863 4 жыл бұрын

Original how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Google translate wood can usually be made or cut by the manufacturer

@yourlocaldemon2195 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god this is like math problems XD

@soscarlettitwasss 2 жыл бұрын

Original: How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? Translated: If woodpeckers can suffocate wood, how many woodpeckers can suffocate wood?

@MuffinMinccino 2 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 I DIED OF LAUGHING

@Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 3 жыл бұрын

How about I let google translate tell you how much I love this channel? Original: I absolutely adore this channel. Litterary every single videos makes me laugh so darn hard! A few days ago I was eating supper while I was watching some of your newer videos, and I laughed so hard I could hardly even eat at all! It's a wonder I didn't spill my drink all over my pc! 🤣🤣🤣 This channel always helps me out on my worst days. It brings a smile back on my mouth and lifts me up, remembering that there is indeed a reason to be alive. This channel has litterary saved my life so many times! Thank you so, so, very much for awsome content and for all the happiness and laughter it brings me! You mean the world to me! Keep it up, I love you! 💖 Translated: I really like this channel. Really, every video makes me laugh like this! A few days ago, I saw some new videos about her at dinner and laughed out loud, so I couldn't even eat! It's a miracle that I didn't throw the cup at the computer! Oly! Oh! Heavy African things that are beautiful, you are beautiful, you are beautiful! Deployed, not pedestrianized. The worst day of my life this channel can definetly help me. She then smiled into her mouth, she took me, remember I had a reason to live, this chain saved me alot of lives! Thanks for the content, the fun and the laughs! For me you are all in this world, I love you! 💖 Yeah...pls don't get the wrong idea 🤣

@HighlighterOSC Жыл бұрын

Heavy African things💀

@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes Жыл бұрын

“It’s a miracle that I didn’t throw the cup at the computer!” Wut

@Confusion372 10 ай бұрын

THROW THE CUP AT THE COMPUTER

@gracefarrow3349 5 жыл бұрын

Original: Have you ever had braces? Translated: Have you ever built a map?

@Jessica_Szoke 4 жыл бұрын

No and no.

@jelly_violet4827 3 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

@thegamingteen4447 3 жыл бұрын

I do that on a near weekly basis

@Lucy-du5lx 6 жыл бұрын

I was casually eating lunch when I heard Malinda say: “Slow down you’re getting frisky up in here. How many chickens?! ALL THE CHICKENS!” Long story short I almost threw my entire plate on the floor from laughing so much. I’m also allergic to walnuts so um #antiwalnutsquad

@millyroman7887 6 жыл бұрын

Flower Power walnuts are gross anyway

@raz3905 6 жыл бұрын

I'm allergic to walnuts too

@jayhuggs8767 6 жыл бұрын

Flower Power #antiwalnutssquad

@sydsc00shifu 6 жыл бұрын

I'm not allergic to walnuts. I'm allergic to all nuts.... Yes, that was a terrible pun.

@alextheglitch1101 6 жыл бұрын

1:20

@tarachampagne1860 3 жыл бұрын

Original: chickens scare me, GT: all chickens are prepared to be put in oven

@Oddity2994 5 жыл бұрын

Original: hot chocolate, coffee or tea? Translated: Chocolate chow, cafe?

@GummieI 6 жыл бұрын

HAHA amazing. That said I do wish you would keep the written question on the screen longer, had to keep pausing the video to read the original question

@stargirl7646 6 жыл бұрын

Gummiel Agreed!

@jennicathewhitewave4275 5 жыл бұрын

Original: When translating something do you use a certain order to do it or do you just do it at random? GT: When do you translate it?

@japanpanda2179 2 жыл бұрын

It is random.

@Confusion372 10 ай бұрын

yes

@plomors 5 жыл бұрын

Original: what’s your favorite kind of cake? Translated: Which body do you like?

@b1g.sh0t 4 жыл бұрын

😳😳

@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 3 жыл бұрын

A curvy one 😏

@aangga.ranggasa 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my.... 😂😳

@anyathewildchild4400 3 жыл бұрын

@@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 uhhhhhmmmm

@bacontheshoe 3 жыл бұрын

Original question: If you could go to any restaurant you wanted, which one would you go to? Translation: Want a delicious meal or want to run around a potato field like a donkey?

@Shyamanic Жыл бұрын

Looooool I am literally loosing my sh I scrolled a long way to find this comment

@royalpain9281 6 ай бұрын

I’d go for the meal

@kaded_cat 5 жыл бұрын

"Who could be the worst person to wear in the oven?" 😂😂😂 I'm dead

@jessejames3108 6 жыл бұрын

Original: Do you have a husband Translated: Is she a husband

@najrenchelf2751 5 жыл бұрын

i am weird boi, I think Google Translate is weirder than you! 😂

@copieay7265 5 жыл бұрын

i am weird boi Google Translate of Sexist!

@oldaccount5782 5 жыл бұрын

yes

@Natharooo 4 жыл бұрын

When someone looks at my Transgender ass

@tyffani9931 4 жыл бұрын

A female-to-male transgendered person?

@vee7166 4 жыл бұрын

Original: how did you come up with the whole “translate” idea? Translation: when the idea of “leave” came

@sdbyearb 4 жыл бұрын

Here’s one... Original: Your videos are hilarious! What was your inspiration? Translated: It looks great! Thank you (Actually this statement is quite true)

@carmine9166 5 жыл бұрын

"You could be drinking freaking Pandora." I just died

@potato9147 5 жыл бұрын

Q: do you like cheese? Google translate: I like pickles with a fudge sandwich!

@sexykiss8116 4 жыл бұрын

@Mai-Chang 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness I'm dying :'D

@ProvidenceMTF 4 жыл бұрын

Actually that might taste good.

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

Did Google Translate just answer your question?

@jgouken 4 жыл бұрын

Original: What is your favorite bone in the skeletal system, that you have hidden under your skin? GT: What are some of the back pieces that you hid in your tattoo?

@Confusion372 10 ай бұрын

they both look translated

@alexlybashev9284 4 жыл бұрын

Original: did you know that there is a spider that dances? Google translate: how do you decide that there are spider that dances? Original: did you know by translating Khmer then back to english sentences end up very weird? Google translate: Have you read a book about yourself?

@eebertdeebert 3 жыл бұрын

*Spider dance starts playing*

@WinxAliNelCielo 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@greywolfember5296 6 жыл бұрын

look at ALLL THOSE CHICKENS

@alonelypotato3581 6 жыл бұрын

GreyWolfEmber I cry tears of lemonade ( you may not understand)

@littlelittykitty7322 6 жыл бұрын

as you cry i will make you happy with shapes since you like them

@lollollollol4234 6 жыл бұрын

Slytherin_and_ Proud_ Elise Ecklund?

@Loonaurtheworld 5 жыл бұрын

@@alonelypotato3581 YOU GOTTA HAVE CHEEZE WHIZZZ

@Loonaurtheworld 5 жыл бұрын

@@lollollollol4234 AGHHHH YESSSSSSSS

@callofwolves 6 жыл бұрын

What about the comment section as told by google translate.

@spegnagmaglorious3590 6 жыл бұрын

YES

@baconbot62 6 жыл бұрын

This translated to google google translate... Also it’s a question and you used a period. “What about the comment section as told by google translate is a question.

@emilyhuber73 6 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss!!! Melinda use this comment section!!

@artsysundae 6 жыл бұрын

*”I'll give you a comment on gihulagway sa google translate”* Okay then...

@lostperson5482 6 жыл бұрын

The article was published by Google. I translated it

@bobbleheadtrishp6661 4 жыл бұрын

Original: How old are you? Google Translate: Than them

@umalazoff4 3 жыл бұрын

Older than them apparently

@pollyandme1759 5 жыл бұрын

Google: Hopefully I will see a video with Benici someday. Original: will you ever show us how to make your videos?

@harmony6643 5 жыл бұрын

Original: "Why does google translate fail to fulfill its duty?" Google Translate after the first few language changes: "Translated by Google." Google Translate after a few more language changes: " It has been translated into Google." Google Translate after a some more language changes: "Google has not changed." / "Google was not replaced." Seems Google Translate kind of gave us the answer to my original question already ...

@idontlikehumansthatmuch 4 жыл бұрын

AAAAHHH gt is self aware

@umalazoff4 3 жыл бұрын

Self aware asf

@Cwoissa 2 жыл бұрын

How to do it?

@Ur_local_swiftie_13 Жыл бұрын

I made it 300 likes

@Danpg79Roblox 9 ай бұрын

Yes, A S O M E M O R E

@aleah697 5 жыл бұрын

This is my question: Original: do you like the musical Hamilton? Translated: Do you like music, Hamilton?

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

To the original question: Yes, she does. She has translated _two_ songs from _Hamilton_ to show the crew that _they_ have to put effort into their translations! To the translated question: I don't know. Why not ask Hamilton?

@aleah697 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions huh? I dont remember posting this comment lol-

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын

@@aleah697 That's how _I_ feel about old comments that finally get an answer!

@aleah697 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions yeah lmao! I will sometimes get replys of comments from like 5 years ago and tbh is so weird!

@minipotato85 3 жыл бұрын

For the original question (im answering for me) YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

@kiara________ 4 жыл бұрын

Original: What is your favorite musical? GT: Why must thou kill passion? …

@tabaxii007 4 жыл бұрын

3:12 Me: Which Hogwarts house are you in then? Google Translate: Which house will you find?

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

Gonna assume Ravenclaw... she's definitely witty.

@wistermorldwide 3 жыл бұрын

Your mom's house OOOOOHHH I'll go home

@LQLawler 2 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 Malinda is a ravenclaw , she said she was a mix of ravenclaw and hufflepuff but she thinks more ravenclaw 😁

@macayleangelina9892 5 жыл бұрын

Original: How do you do, gentleman? Google Translate: Lord, what are you? It took a while for the message to finally get lost in translation, I kept translating over and over and the message still stayed, it took a while to get it to make no sense, is it this difficult for you?

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

It seems like some languages, like Spanish or German, are more similar to English so they change very little, while Korean and Georgian change the message massively.

@knightlyvalour 4 жыл бұрын

It's a sign from God

@NerdyAngel1989 4 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine who lives in the UAE gets a kick out of the bazar things transition think she says, and I translate it directly from her native language to mine lol.

@Cllocopine 4 жыл бұрын

Before I translate back into english I almost always translate into latin, because latin translations never make any sense. Another thing that's fun to do is to ONLY translate back ad forth between latin and english to see the text get more and more screwed up each time. By the end of it (at one point it will stop changing with every translation and stay the same) the sentences are barely understandable at all, when that happens I sometimes take it through some modern languages to just fix the grammar and it always ends up a freaking masterpiece. *Original:* _This is an example of latin being hilarious to translate._ *1st layer of latin:* _Recipe for a pool from being cheerful and Latin expression._ *6th layer of latin:* _From the pool operator results in English and be cheerful._ *8th layer of latin:* _The English and the operator result in a pool being happy._ This was as far as it would translate from only latin. *7 random languages:* _The bridge is popular with British workers._

@flawlesskevinfangirl3505 6 жыл бұрын

Original: Do you read Percy Jackson? Google translate: do you like the movies? The rest of the PJO fandom: * triggered *

@pmiles363 5 жыл бұрын

YES Oh my (it figured out our breaking point!)

@sloomcrats26 5 жыл бұрын

I put "watermelons are good" "Good pasty"

@gachabriisawolf9308 5 жыл бұрын

My classmate said yes. I threw my chair at him. Your welcome :)

@mx.sinistxr 5 жыл бұрын

TRIGGERED

@minnesotagirlslife7733 5 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry, the what? I just… I can’t understand you.

@ivankorniyenko4129 4 жыл бұрын

Translated: Choose a forest? Original: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

@atom9164 4 жыл бұрын

Original: Do you like yourself Google Translate? Translated: It scared me! I guess google translate doesn't like itself.

@yourlocalpoobrain3899 3 жыл бұрын

LoL

@slavicakocirova5005 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo

@anyathewildchild4400 3 жыл бұрын

Does it need therapy?

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

That explains a lot..

@chawaa 6 жыл бұрын

Please do more of these, they are really funny!!!

@chawaa 6 жыл бұрын

omg thankyou so much

@shefafreedman6425 6 жыл бұрын

THIS IS GOLD

@jan_harald 6 жыл бұрын

no, it's Silver

@yoavzack 6 жыл бұрын

PURE. GOLD.

@femhasgays9007 6 жыл бұрын

The karate girl I

@kharnthebetrayer8251 6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Magnesium

@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын

Even better... IT’S *P L A T I N U M*

@Zoe-ob5vn 4 жыл бұрын

Oringinal: Do you like Taylor swift Google translate: I'm looking for Taylor swift

@caitlinbiddle9692 4 жыл бұрын

Google translate has become a stalker! 😂 P.S adore Taylor's music

@mendesarmyyy7779 4 жыл бұрын

"i believe my husband is pulling my donkey in me, do want to do it?" I CAN'T- wtfwtf Google 😂😂

@user-mx6vc5rc2y 5 жыл бұрын

Original comment- I was watching this by my dad so I couldn't laugh, so I pinched my nose and held my breath, and yet I still ended up falling off my chair, rolling under the table, flipping over to my stomach, and almost choking. I died. The ghost world is pretty cool. Google translated-I packed it with my father, so I can't draw it, so I put my nose in my stomach, but I fell off the seat, under the ties under my arm, pulled out of the mullet, almost broken I will die The power of the world is sweet. WHAT!!!! Also, your videos are awesome and never fail to make me laugh, so thank you very much.

@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, the world is sweet

@SavouryGalette 2 жыл бұрын

How does one put their nose in their stomach..?

@fluffyquartz9668 6 жыл бұрын

Original: Why are most sponges yellow? Google translate: Are you white? Um Edit: Why does this have likes

@Tuntisch 6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sandyandsun45 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god Google Translate, you can't just ask people if they're white

@d4arken3ds0ul 5 жыл бұрын

Fluffy Quartz well? Are you? Lol jk XD

@mirb9884 5 жыл бұрын

What the f××k?

@mirb9884 5 жыл бұрын

sandyandsun45 Original: Girl, you know that I can GT: You're a girl, you know

@annaoffive 2 жыл бұрын

Original: I just love watching these Google Translate videos! Malinda rocks! GT: I am happy to translate this video from Thermoride to Google

@welplookatthatitsausername6736 4 жыл бұрын

Q:Is the tooth fairy actually real? GT:Strong color?

@Nabczsz07 6 жыл бұрын

Original: What song will you destroy next? Google translated: The walk is not in my laws, and how much more is at a distance from the body? WTH!?

@snicksnackshakeshack1394 5 жыл бұрын

The new Shakespeare

@kylenekat7876 5 жыл бұрын

Latin should be banned! It's too powerful!

@matthewrichards8497 5 жыл бұрын

Best!

@DefinitelyNotAShikiRyougiFan 4 жыл бұрын

@Natalie Johnson latin = This will then be the song of the do you want me to lose?

@ChrisRobb1 4 жыл бұрын

Nabil Massoud #YIAY Bad day?

@tressamindi4264 6 жыл бұрын

“How many chickens?” “All of the chickens!!” Me: farts super loud bc I was laughing so hard

@CeruleanSeal 6 жыл бұрын

Your welcome for that.

@Leftijirox 4 жыл бұрын

Original: What editing tools do you use? Google translate: What barriers do you use?

@TemFromTheTemShop 4 жыл бұрын

“How do trees cope with spiders like a walnut?” I don’t see a single thing wrong with that!

@donaldcreswell4915 6 жыл бұрын

lol I translated "Where are your fingers?" and got "Shuttle." I guess your fingers are in a shuttle.

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Just wow.

@NoName-fw4yn 5 жыл бұрын

I tried... Original: How do you keep a straight face while singing weird lyrics? GT: Did you adjust your strange eyes while singing shovels? Where the heck did the shovel come from?! Also, sorry for calling your eyes strange.

@sirk603 4 жыл бұрын

I think stuff that that is like that happens with gradual changes in the word meaning with each language making a small change. It’s like evolution but with translation

@Emily-ho3do 4 жыл бұрын

What language did you change it too? 😂

@sirk603 4 жыл бұрын

Emily Ann they probably changed it into a lot of languages

@Emily-ho3do 4 жыл бұрын

Yes I know, I was just joking

@sirk603 4 жыл бұрын

Emily Ann it’s not a funny joke. Jokes are meant to be funny

@alizaeba174 4 жыл бұрын

Original: What is your school called? Translated: Why is the teacher supposed to party?

@idontlikehumansthatmuch 4 жыл бұрын

I think gt is trying to tell you something about your own teacher

@tiatia5283 5 жыл бұрын

Original : How are your videos so funny? Translated : Look at the table

@lyndonfinnigan573 6 жыл бұрын

Original :what is your favourite breed of dog? Translation :what is your favourite dog food? Um how does breed change to food

@gurtison6883 5 жыл бұрын

joey the greyhound breed... bread... same thing

@pollyandme1759 5 жыл бұрын

Might have thought you where wanting to say bread lol but still

@kittensonthem00n37 5 жыл бұрын

Idk 🤣🤣

@abodyofwater3359 4 жыл бұрын

cause its dog food as food made of dogs

@saraazizi7084 4 жыл бұрын

I actually died😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@ColdNekoAngel 5 жыл бұрын

Translate: "You have a cat." Original: Do you love kittens?

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, you're right. I have a cat.

@katelync.3503 3 жыл бұрын

Original: What is your favorite musical? Mine are Wicked, Dear Evan Hansen, and Hamilton. Translated: Which song do you like? I fell in love with my wonderful wife, Evan Hamilton.

@jensbrunsgaardclausen8097 4 жыл бұрын

Malinda: "Thank you for taking time out of your busy busy lives to click on this video." Me: *Laughs in unemployment*

@macayleangelina9892 5 жыл бұрын

Original: Shakespeare is to be or not to be. Google Translate: Shakespeare must or is not appropriate.

@yamikagane2217 5 жыл бұрын

@zoeplayz8674 5 жыл бұрын

Macayle Angelina It’s so true though.

@joannamysluk8623 4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, you have to read his works for school and his plays are often inappropriately violent.

@squidfanatic2831 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my 6th grade teacher when she sharpied pants to every character on every Captain Underpants book. (Including the ones that students checked out or bought from a book fair)

@saturnzhornetz44 4 жыл бұрын

Squid Fanatic WUT oh no a Karen

@soliipsiism 6 жыл бұрын

I google translated "Shake it off" one time bc I was bored, Malinda, you should do this in your professional style! Here's the chorus I GTed: Players can play, play, play, play, play Not as hard, hard, hateful, hateful enemies Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande I hurt him. Destroyer, damage, rust, rust, rust False, false, wrong, first Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande I hurt him. darra = tremble (in swedish) darrande = trembled (also in swedish, its not like I asked for english or anything...)

@soliipsiism 6 жыл бұрын

I will do that lol

@puredemon5926 6 жыл бұрын

"I hurt him." Then: "Destroyer, damage, rust, rust, rust false, false, wrong, first" It's like she's denying hurting him... TAYLOR WHAT'D YOU DO?! lol

@sophedwards3839 6 жыл бұрын

Anyone else a Swede ❤️🇸🇪

@MeMarvellous 6 жыл бұрын

Darra is also a slang word in Finnish that means "hangover". (Okay it is borrowed from Swedish because what else do you do when you're hungover than tremble..)

@kythwilde4654 6 жыл бұрын

YES! Malinda, plese!

@tjtholl 4 жыл бұрын

Original: Do I really absolutely love this channel as much as spearmint mentos? GT: Do it I do for real at all in love the cancer like in stock therefore espcoins my men to me accord? WHAT THE WATER

@swisstianl7547 4 жыл бұрын

Original: Do you have siblings Translation: Moon Mama here?

@thegamingteen4447 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately moon mama left

@MeMeGirl-uc2vm 6 жыл бұрын

Who remembers SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA ahaha

@nicolasrmnromania1266 6 жыл бұрын

Meh

@timothymclean 6 жыл бұрын

Do not worry about the demon.

@jan_harald 6 жыл бұрын

this is me

@ihateants6832 6 жыл бұрын

Boobs, ooh

@mountainmoth 6 жыл бұрын

MeMeGirl 0704 I showed that to my friends and we're still laughing about it. Whenever she gets pasta we're just like "Did you get that from Satan?"

@gl3699 6 жыл бұрын

Please translate "Can you feel the love tonight" from The Lion King!

@johannesvanderhorst9778 6 жыл бұрын

Do you mean the song, or the question? LOL

@gl3699 6 жыл бұрын

Johannes van der Horst Haha, I meant the song but I guess it works as a question too 😂

@Maviuna 4 жыл бұрын

Original :Have you ever had an arab friend? Google translate : Hala Arab is huge You are beautiful old man why is this bad milk jam? Oh god i couldn't stop laughing 😂

@sakurafan771 5 жыл бұрын

1:06 "Instructions on the side of a pasta box can do you no wrong" Unless you put it to Google Translate and get “Satan takes me to the Pasta" as instructions or something.