GOOGLE TRANSLATE LIKES FEET?? A Q&A

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Twisted Translations

Twisted Translations

6 жыл бұрын

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@beesly01
@beesly01 5 жыл бұрын
Malinda's mom hears "I AM FOOT!" coming from the other room, adds another item to the list of things never to ask.
@peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000
@peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000 3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@poppybrosjrex6922
@poppybrosjrex6922 3 жыл бұрын
Shota Aizawa uh-
@isola--
@isola-- 3 жыл бұрын
And gradually, she hears “water melon Sorry
@youtubecat1658
@youtubecat1658 3 жыл бұрын
@@isola-- W Wa Wat Wate Water Waterm Waterme Watermel Watermelo Watermelon
@isabellecook2382
@isabellecook2382 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sixbow
@sixbow 5 жыл бұрын
"How pasta do a share?" "I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta" Possibly the best answer to a question I've ever heard in my life.
@gaygoblin3898
@gaygoblin3898 4 жыл бұрын
QuartziPuff its.... Oddly 𝕽𝕰𝕷𝕬𝕿𝕰𝕬𝖁𝕷𝕰
@Horltum
@Horltum 4 жыл бұрын
It is my response also
@iimonxgo
@iimonxgo 4 жыл бұрын
@RünerTheWolf 25 ikr...
@wlouderback02
@wlouderback02 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@beaglesforlife3361
@beaglesforlife3361 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@danieltitus26
@danieltitus26 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this myself and the question "Is google translate really as bad as you make it seem?" turned into "Use google"
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the complete opposite!
@randomusername429
@randomusername429 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate doesn't like to be questioned....that's a bit suspicious
@jj_judah365
@jj_judah365 4 жыл бұрын
Hm
@checkYVELLUAP
@checkYVELLUAP 4 жыл бұрын
When did you regret making a KZfaq channel the most? turned into Especially if it doesn’t fit Jesus?
@ananyarayate2685
@ananyarayate2685 4 жыл бұрын
It’s self advertising
@theanimusrainwing4934
@theanimusrainwing4934 4 жыл бұрын
I jokingly put in, "What can I do during quarantine?" I got "That’s what you do when you are arrested" 0-0
@StarSpark2007
@StarSpark2007 3 жыл бұрын
Welp
@shaikhaali7447
@shaikhaali7447 3 жыл бұрын
@Adela Savrdova 😂😭
@klepow
@klepow 3 жыл бұрын
It translated your question into a pretty good good answer.
@iamkingiamboss41
@iamkingiamboss41 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@venustheleafwing606
@venustheleafwing606 2 жыл бұрын
It's just kind of odd that all the Wings of Fire fans are watching Malinda's videos. I mean, there's Darkstalker, there's Cloudstrider, there's you, there's me, there's Queen_Coral093...
@shefaf
@shefaf 6 жыл бұрын
I love dark Malinda, her answers are gold
@kaded_cat
@kaded_cat 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hummingbirdspark3998
@hummingbirdspark3998 4 жыл бұрын
The best KZfaq dark side yet
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын
Yes they are. The panda one was pretty dark as well though.
@hummingbirdspark3998
@hummingbirdspark3998 4 жыл бұрын
Except for deceit
@dimawithhismeatgrinder
@dimawithhismeatgrinder 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like dark Malinda is me in school trying to scare my classmates *WITH THE T R U T H*
@LynMusic
@LynMusic 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, but IS it desirable/satisfying to be a restaurant? People are always coming and going, never staying for very long. And while you manage to satiate their hunger for a period of time, you know the contentment you provide is only temporary....and yet, that is the whole purpose of your existence. Excuse me while I have an existential crisis about being a restaurant.
@Boundwithflame23
@Boundwithflame23 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's satisfying when the same people keep coming back.
@MargoMB19
@MargoMB19 6 жыл бұрын
I love this comment! I'd think it'd be comparable to working in a public service like being a lawyer or doctor or something... Like, your job is to help the people who are there at the time, but you don't necessarily *want* them to need your help 24/7 but you like that you can help them while they are there. .... I may be thinking too much about this.
@laniedragon
@laniedragon 6 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to make restaurants sound so incredibly depressing?
@aubreeswart2206
@aubreeswart2206 6 жыл бұрын
Okay Michael
@Benimation
@Benimation 6 жыл бұрын
They are also eating what's inside of you.
@wonderrxo2904
@wonderrxo2904 4 жыл бұрын
“How do you see?” *”Through my toes, obviously”* -Malinda
@sonicmaster1517
@sonicmaster1517 2 жыл бұрын
I just was on that part
@yellowpower3755
@yellowpower3755 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonicmaster1517 me too lmao
@cryingchild4209
@cryingchild4209 10 ай бұрын
like toph from avatar the last airbender
@nightskiez9031
@nightskiez9031 4 жыл бұрын
“Get some vitamin D.” Yess right now at 2:56 am I will gently walk down the street and try not to get murdered...
@heinrich.hitzinger
@heinrich.hitzinger 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@SpinalProblems22
@SpinalProblems22 4 жыл бұрын
Did you make it back? Like before? Fight the fight and win the war? For your love? For your praise?
@SpinalProblems22
@SpinalProblems22 4 жыл бұрын
@Half-Pint Glad I can get ya to laugh!
@taegan2349
@taegan2349 3 жыл бұрын
1:47 for me Lol
@aminafaisal1527
@aminafaisal1527 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck!😃 And remember : "Fight with strangers"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@godanri
@godanri 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I did it with "Dear Malinda, do you like google translate?" and I got "Monday, you want to replace google?" No!!! We prefer Google over Mondays
@natromcom9646
@natromcom9646 5 жыл бұрын
Friday, you want to replace google?
@internalforce
@internalforce 5 жыл бұрын
Saturday, you want to replace Google?
@llexarts
@llexarts 5 жыл бұрын
Monday would you like google to replace you?
@lizziekilburn2302
@lizziekilburn2302 5 жыл бұрын
HenRadio I put google translate ruins songs through different languages in google translate and I got song translations are fragmented.
@Goose-ke2pj
@Goose-ke2pj 5 жыл бұрын
Sunday, you want to replace google?
@catyi7827
@catyi7827 6 жыл бұрын
I just love grey scale Malinda "Aren't we all just passengers on this journey called life?"
@vanKarsie
@vanKarsie 4 жыл бұрын
Caty I *like, we’re all gonna die alone.*
@scibanana3542
@scibanana3542 3 жыл бұрын
That is so depressing tho
@fezenclop363
@fezenclop363 3 жыл бұрын
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -Marvin
@eileenbutterfly7856
@eileenbutterfly7856 25 күн бұрын
That just reminds me of the opening lyric to a Barbie song I like, "I'm blindfolded on this carriage ride that they call life. Trying to make it through the next turn, knuckles white and holding tight." Isn't that something we can all relate to?
@OpalSilkMoth
@OpalSilkMoth 5 жыл бұрын
You: "Mom am I the best child?" Your mom: "Absolutely" Me: "Mom am I the best child?" My mom: "What do you mean? What kind of question is that? No lol" Yea my mom isn't that lovable towards me...
@griffindettman98
@griffindettman98 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to like this comment, but then I saw that it had 69 likes, so I reframed
@Idk-je2ql
@Idk-je2ql 2 жыл бұрын
* hugs you *
@yellowpower3755
@yellowpower3755 2 жыл бұрын
*Super hugs*
@shockfang2239
@shockfang2239 5 жыл бұрын
I love being a restaurant Its so satisfying 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
@SYatesie
@SYatesie 4 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to be a restaurant but instead I'm a kangaroo cupboard with a hat
@jayamilapersson4030
@jayamilapersson4030 4 жыл бұрын
I see soo what you are saying is that you like ppl to come inside you and eat their fill for a price. ( its a joke)
@shockfang2239
@shockfang2239 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayamilapersson4030 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
@r.shewan4402
@r.shewan4402 6 жыл бұрын
Malinda: I do not share pasta I love pasta I will eat all the pasta. Me: Currently eating spaghetti.
@LinguaPhiliax
@LinguaPhiliax 6 жыл бұрын
Satan takes us all to the pasta!
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 5 жыл бұрын
100 likes now
@justsomehetaliafan3460
@justsomehetaliafan3460 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...Italy???anybody??
@Polonskymm
@Polonskymm 5 жыл бұрын
S
@Polonskymm
@Polonskymm 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Steals slya darkshades spaghetti and puts cooked meatballs in it
@arwena1659
@arwena1659 6 жыл бұрын
"What is your sex life" question kind of convinced me that Google Translate was used to make "The Room" script. That's why the movie makes no sense. What a story, Mark!
@ikkuhishikawa7982
@ikkuhishikawa7982 5 жыл бұрын
Anyways how is your sex life
@jagp135
@jagp135 5 жыл бұрын
Original: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where is the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked? GT: Purple, Purple, Purple From Peter on the guitar page Farting Piper raises Pimpers, Will Peter show the staff? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
Me: reads this Also me: **visible confusion**
@lalollabridge
@lalollabridge 4 жыл бұрын
Farting Piper?
@aquaticangel3380
@aquaticangel3380 4 жыл бұрын
But... WILL PIPER SHOW THE STAFF?!
@epxcc1f
@epxcc1f 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, I'm trying that with She sells seashells on the seashore
@inksansity
@inksansity 4 жыл бұрын
hahdhafs
@Nobody-tj6gr
@Nobody-tj6gr 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Malinda having an existential crisis for 5 minutes.
@fuzzysstuff9888
@fuzzysstuff9888 8 ай бұрын
Go watch the first one
@septunderground
@septunderground 6 жыл бұрын
"You're right, my hair did itself today" is relatable, but my hair does itself every single day
@youtubingjaguar5082
@youtubingjaguar5082 6 жыл бұрын
My hair did itself this morning. ;)
@youtubingjaguar5082
@youtubingjaguar5082 6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like my hair sometimes. ;)
@clay9408
@clay9408 5 жыл бұрын
Youtubing Jaguar Stop with “;)” it’s weird...
@timnackson
@timnackson 6 жыл бұрын
Your response to "DOES broccoli yes salsa" made me laugh so hard It hurt and I was literally shaking! LOL!
@evecampbell3069
@evecampbell3069 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Malinda's mom just went along with it. Her shouting a random question.
@jamesanimates8015
@jamesanimates8015 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't share pasta, I love pasta and I will eat all the pasta." *meanwhile in a different video* "Satan takes me to the pasta ( The horror)!!"
@runapettersson8751
@runapettersson8751 4 жыл бұрын
WHY ME
@wolfheart8604
@wolfheart8604 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that!!
@alphachaos9529
@alphachaos9529 4 жыл бұрын
@@runapettersson8751 OPEN SPACE CLOSED SPACE, B!!!!
@eeneehaww
@eeneehaww 4 жыл бұрын
@@alphachaos9529 if it's worth the million dollar price I... (i)
@alphachaos9529
@alphachaos9529 4 жыл бұрын
@@eeneehaww Nina Mulan, baby
@kxshii_.
@kxshii_. 6 жыл бұрын
Question: How do you see? Malinda: Through my toes Me: TOPH?!
@hydrashade1851
@hydrashade1851 5 жыл бұрын
omg another one who watched the last air bender!!!
@evecampbell3069
@evecampbell3069 5 жыл бұрын
@@hydrashade1851 I love that show. I haven't seen Korra though.
@hydrashade1851
@hydrashade1851 5 жыл бұрын
@@evecampbell3069 its amazing watch it
@lalollabridge
@lalollabridge 5 жыл бұрын
What’s toph?
@-lily--kindle-8816
@-lily--kindle-8816 4 жыл бұрын
I love your profile picture!!
@gennybaley374
@gennybaley374 6 жыл бұрын
Popcorn in trampoline water....what have you done Google.
@finch1716
@finch1716 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s one!: Original: Hello malinda, do you like books? Google translated: Hello Linda, why do you like the book?
@gilaoberman9282
@gilaoberman9282 Жыл бұрын
Not bad. If you put it through a few more times it will come out completely different 😂😂
@computercat7081
@computercat7081 4 жыл бұрын
Original: why does the carrot grow? Translated: why want? Google translate... you need a hug or something?
@Ro994
@Ro994 6 жыл бұрын
LOVELY FOOT! OMG I can't believe my question inspired the title of the video xD Keep it up, Malinda. You rock!
@Kenoboi_42
@Kenoboi_42 5 жыл бұрын
Ro994 Oh it you
@amanimango
@amanimango 5 жыл бұрын
You called her a rock :O Jk
@jakerussell135
@jakerussell135 5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@perry7003
@perry7003 5 жыл бұрын
*I AM FOOT*
@scibanana3542
@scibanana3542 3 жыл бұрын
That was a real feat to be able to get featured like that
@TheNoteblockLizard
@TheNoteblockLizard 6 жыл бұрын
Yes ... I've learned just how awesome "Lovely Foot" is!
@maxusthebeast
@maxusthebeast 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 "The one thing that never changes from year to year-" War... war never changes.
@charlesrankin1190
@charlesrankin1190 4 жыл бұрын
Theres an idea! Fallout dialogue run through google translate!
@conlon4332
@conlon4332 3 жыл бұрын
According to my family the only things you can be sure about are death and taxes.
@larissab9645
@larissab9645 5 жыл бұрын
Random person: Mom? Who's the best child? Random persons mom: Ask your grandma!
@horizonpenblade1288
@horizonpenblade1288 6 жыл бұрын
"I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta" SAME
@venussdani5714
@venussdani5714 5 жыл бұрын
Original: "Hi, I love you." Translated: "Just like them." Yes this is real.
@siliconsulfide8
@siliconsulfide8 4 жыл бұрын
I've taken "Which is better: Google Assistant or Siri?" And ended with "Best Assistant or Secret Google?" secret google...? what...?
@jayple_syrup
@jayple_syrup 4 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUN
@siliconsulfide8
@siliconsulfide8 4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory: Google thinks that Google Assistant is the best assistant and Siri is secretly Google's.
@overlyhonestenby
@overlyhonestenby 4 жыл бұрын
Secret google is actaully googleX
@wafer8870
@wafer8870 4 жыл бұрын
GT is basically prideful about herself :V
@victoryjamz
@victoryjamz 3 жыл бұрын
Go into incognito mode and google translate the url of google translate and each space is an underscore. Add .com at the end and thats SeCrEt GoOgLe Congrats tell me what you find OwO
@arandoonline5102
@arandoonline5102 4 жыл бұрын
Original: Have you've ever dreamed of puting the Translator fails logo on the sides of your car GT: Have you ever dreamed that translators will fail because of side cars *****Yikes*****
@coemcoem7070
@coemcoem7070 4 жыл бұрын
The revolution has begun
@andysquarantine
@andysquarantine 6 жыл бұрын
Some of those questions are really depressing... wow, Google Translate can be moody
@Twist3dLogic
@Twist3dLogic 6 жыл бұрын
But Malinda fields them all perfectly with her usual flare... nice job MK! xD
@ShippoHsu
@ShippoHsu 6 жыл бұрын
Then refer to watch the Haters Comments Translate video! 😂
@justokay4289
@justokay4289 6 жыл бұрын
Just like me
@hundred2949
@hundred2949 6 жыл бұрын
I mean google translate can’t stop talking about death
@meowstichu7427
@meowstichu7427 5 жыл бұрын
Broken Unicorn google translate is going through a phase
@andysquarantine
@andysquarantine 6 жыл бұрын
Yaaasss translated questions! They are the best!
@HarryPotter-ui5pm
@HarryPotter-ui5pm 6 жыл бұрын
Broken Unicorn agree
@ikebaby3736
@ikebaby3736 6 жыл бұрын
Broken Unicorn hot
@andysquarantine
@andysquarantine 6 жыл бұрын
EmeraldE oh, once I had 4 top comments on some other video In fact, I have 4 top comments on the latest video of the game theorists right now lol
@andysquarantine
@andysquarantine 6 жыл бұрын
EmeraldE I dont get it... what's the deal with you people? I like to comment and people like my comments. I just do it for fun, but some of you just dont wanna let me enjoy the attention I get
@andysquarantine
@andysquarantine 6 жыл бұрын
EmeraldE no, I love drama and this is a little bit of it. I can ever get mad on people I dont know unless they say something awful about me. We cool
@HattieMcDanielonaMoon
@HattieMcDanielonaMoon 6 жыл бұрын
"But given the president of our current administration... _heeemm_ " I can't stop laughing!!
@Lyoko2516
@Lyoko2516 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how I learned the other day that "Nem" means "No" in Hungarian. :)
@savannahwestover2538
@savannahwestover2538 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@goawayleavemealone2880
@goawayleavemealone2880 3 жыл бұрын
Hey least it wasn't Biden.
@HattieMcDanielonaMoon
@HattieMcDanielonaMoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@goawayleavemealone2880.
@khmerkandal121
@khmerkandal121 3 жыл бұрын
@@goawayleavemealone2880 🤦‍♂️
@jagp135
@jagp135 5 жыл бұрын
I just did this. Original: How old are you and your dog? GT: Helemous and kidney?
@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@victoryjamz
@victoryjamz 3 жыл бұрын
H O W
@StrongestLibrafluidAlive
@StrongestLibrafluidAlive 3 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DID YOU GO THROUGH
@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@StrongestLibrafluidAlive a billion
@amyjones7023
@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын
No tears left to cry GT: your kidneys are not left
@godanri
@godanri 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you feel sorry?" Originally "Do you really like shapes?"
@elennacruz9697
@elennacruz9697 6 жыл бұрын
HenRadio PUSH AND PULL LIKE THE WORK OF CHANGE
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын
The tree.
@godanri
@godanri 6 жыл бұрын
Kitty Love The more boyfriends in the trials that I go
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын
HenRadio, you and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all verbs.
@kneelessnightcat9164
@kneelessnightcat9164 5 жыл бұрын
GRADUALLY WATERMELON! GRADUALLY WATERMELON! GRADUALLY WATERMELON!
@keepingupwithcraycray9585
@keepingupwithcraycray9585 6 жыл бұрын
#TeamPasta 🍝🍝🍝 "We will not share it and we will eat all of it."
@matthewjohnson427
@matthewjohnson427 6 жыл бұрын
So that's why Satan was taking her to the pasta...
@cheezandmac7224
@cheezandmac7224 6 жыл бұрын
I pledge my eternal loyalty to Team Pasta-
@noraeisenman597
@noraeisenman597 6 жыл бұрын
#teampasta
@prince-of-moths
@prince-of-moths 6 жыл бұрын
#TeamPasta to show my honor, i ate pasta today.
@elennacruz9697
@elennacruz9697 6 жыл бұрын
*ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!*
@RamblingGremlin2
@RamblingGremlin2 3 жыл бұрын
So I put “is google bad” through google translate and got “Owned by Google” Conspiracy!!!
@scibanana3542
@scibanana3542 3 жыл бұрын
S U S your sus! For those of you who know this song, please continue.
@frey9130
@frey9130 4 жыл бұрын
Before : Do you like cats? After : Do you want Musuk?
@anemoia3154
@anemoia3154 6 жыл бұрын
I am SO EXCITED to see your pink highlights lol
@shefaf
@shefaf 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that's really excited for the pink highlights??
@Vera-cg2zx
@Vera-cg2zx 6 жыл бұрын
definitely not i am 2
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
No.
@StrazdasLT
@StrazdasLT 4 жыл бұрын
Pink hair or how to use mushroom signals to publicly declare your toxicity.
@katzenpfote6758
@katzenpfote6758 4 жыл бұрын
I have another question to ask you, such as hello: What is your favorite color? What I got when I typed in: Hello Malinda, I've got a a question to ask you: What is your favorite color? Can we get an applause for this close translation please?
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 YAYAYAYAY
@scibanana3542
@scibanana3542 3 жыл бұрын
Well done o' wise one, Google Translate. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@venustheleafwing606
@venustheleafwing606 2 жыл бұрын
But how did Translate guess you were talking to Malinda?
@victoriathevictoria.
@victoriathevictoria. Жыл бұрын
@@venustheleafwing606 She just uses it too much 😂 it knows
@squirrel5514
@squirrel5514 4 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: "how do you see?" Malinda: "why through my toes of course" Me:"eu6yfyrdfuir6"
@ezzyshian
@ezzyshian 6 жыл бұрын
*Grey/Monochrome Malinda is basically me when my nihilism kicks in...*
@youtubingjaguar5082
@youtubingjaguar5082 6 жыл бұрын
I can kind of relate to that; however, I prefer to stay in color. ;)
@royalemeraldbuilder5058
@royalemeraldbuilder5058 6 жыл бұрын
out_expl0ring It's a philosophical school of thought whose main point is basically that nothing exists and/or there's no point to existence. Its really depressing and I feel like most nihilists end up committing suicide. Heck, I would if I thought like that. If you think about it though, that's the eventual conclusion you have to reach if you don't believe in God
@royalemeraldbuilder5058
@royalemeraldbuilder5058 6 жыл бұрын
"I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta." Really? Did Satan take you there? PS love these translated-question videos :)
@silkwesir1444
@silkwesir1444 6 жыл бұрын
Royal Emerald Builder "Its really depressing and I feel like most nihilists end up committing suicide." i don't think that is true. it may be true for some nihlists. But in general, Nihilists don't consider those ideas depressing at all. It's only non-nihilists who imagine it must be depressing.
@aldebaranaldana6105
@aldebaranaldana6105 6 жыл бұрын
Nihilism is also believing in nothing. But it does not have to be depressing, as a nihilist, you can be happy and joyful with the idea that our problems don't matter as well as our existence. so we can make something to give meaning to our lives.
@exese3969
@exese3969 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t see why google translate likes feet Google translate said to use a screwdriver to focus your eyes lol
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 6 жыл бұрын
could be a useful hint for a cyborg one day
@emanatingf
@emanatingf 5 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 Indeed, being a Cyborg myself I can confirm this is a very useful technique 👍
@guzideyaprak7118
@guzideyaprak7118 4 жыл бұрын
Original: are fish wet? GT: the fish is the fish?
@CalebRausch
@CalebRausch 3 жыл бұрын
yes, the floor is made of floor... wait that isn't a meme anymore...
@user-lq6rc6fk3h
@user-lq6rc6fk3h 5 жыл бұрын
Who are you for Halloween 1. Mom 2.Naked hare 3. I am foot 4. Annoyng banana 5. Superman 6. Wonderwomen 7. Pumpkin 8. Ghost 9.Vampire 0.Potatoe
@sayorichr6788
@sayorichr6788 5 жыл бұрын
neko.
@Robin_hood27
@Robin_hood27 5 жыл бұрын
Frankenstein
@cosminandreimatei756
@cosminandreimatei756 4 жыл бұрын
The Nun
@amyjones7023
@amyjones7023 3 жыл бұрын
You’re scared in danger?
@thenewfrien4016
@thenewfrien4016 3 жыл бұрын
Vampire.... well at least I got a decent answer
@melodymaroney8203
@melodymaroney8203 6 жыл бұрын
1:54 What is your favorite idea? My brain: *MiNe Is BeInG cReAtIvE*
@cutsieproductions4805
@cutsieproductions4805 5 жыл бұрын
Melody Maroney YAS DHMIS!!!
@artsychannel6319
@artsychannel6319 5 жыл бұрын
"how do you get the idea?" "I try to think CREATIVELY"
@jazamatazz5442
@jazamatazz5442 5 жыл бұрын
@@artsychannel6319 "Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?" *"It's just a boring old orange!"* "Maybe to you, but not to me!"
@gretcheneddy2680
@gretcheneddy2680 5 жыл бұрын
How did you get that idea? I just thought creatively.
@atadstrange
@atadstrange 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeessssss
@larisagreway794
@larisagreway794 6 жыл бұрын
Malinda, you should have called this video "I Am Foot!"! Missed opportunity!
@radiator1847
@radiator1847 5 жыл бұрын
Larisa Greway lMAO
@starry_eyed_dreamer
@starry_eyed_dreamer 4 жыл бұрын
I translated "what is life?" in google translate and it came out as "IT WILL NOT SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!"
@Penpleasemarryme
@Penpleasemarryme 2 жыл бұрын
Malinda: I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta. Also Malinda: Nothing is like a pizza. Nothing compares to a pizza. So my question is, does pasta compare to a pizza?
@gilaoberman9282
@gilaoberman9282 Жыл бұрын
Just because she loves pasta doesn't mean she doesn't like pizza more
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 6 жыл бұрын
Well, there are many things to comment on, but I'll just say these thing: 1) Google Translate like feet, tell us somthing new 2) If you love pasta that much, are you Satan's associate?
@hamstersandwich9917
@hamstersandwich9917 6 жыл бұрын
COINCIDENCE ! i think not !
@synflwr
@synflwr 6 жыл бұрын
SATAN BRINGS ME TO THE P A S T A. Demonic pasta, why not?
@embersatdusk
@embersatdusk 6 жыл бұрын
AquaCrash isnt it "SATAN _TAKES_ ME TO THE PASTA"?
@rrrosecarbinela
@rrrosecarbinela 6 жыл бұрын
No. She is a Pastafarian. Long live his noodliness.
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын
Rrrose Carbinela, haha. Pastafarian. Clever!
@godanri
@godanri 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, so... I tried doing it with "What animal are you today?". It ended as "Today?"
@RowensGotGamesYT
@RowensGotGamesYT 3 жыл бұрын
Og:”what happened to google to do this?” GT:”What does Google do?”
@stegydraws
@stegydraws 5 жыл бұрын
Okay here's one GT: You like the edges Original: Do you like ducks?
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, the edges are absolutely amazing!!
@natalie20052
@natalie20052 6 жыл бұрын
0:52 why is this so me 😂
@oj3738
@oj3738 6 жыл бұрын
Natalie Young me to
@natalie20052
@natalie20052 6 жыл бұрын
OJ Corn I'm gonna go get pasta now, she made me hungry lol
@natalie20052
@natalie20052 6 жыл бұрын
JustYourWeirdo Im sorry you'll have to speak up your voice is to Lo(gan). You can have some if you want there ROMAN noodles...also I only have an infinitesimal amount left
@natalie20052
@natalie20052 6 жыл бұрын
JustYourWeirdo that was amazing I died at the panic at the disco one you deserve a second cookie 🍪🍪
@natalie20052
@natalie20052 6 жыл бұрын
JustYourWeirdo of course I do! I love gravity falls and I didn't watch all of eddsworld yet but I'm going too
@scarletnxphilim2534
@scarletnxphilim2534 6 жыл бұрын
3:14 Me when taking a math test with the immediate feeling of doom even though I know the subject lol 😂
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah same, EXCEPT I don’t know math...
@rbjr208
@rbjr208 4 жыл бұрын
0:58 "The one thing that never changes year to year is that we all get a year older and there's NO GOING BACK." That escalated quickly xD Her facial expressions were perfect on that one
@Oldmanseenalot
@Oldmanseenalot 4 жыл бұрын
I love your facial expressions. And your wonderful sense of humor.
@anemoia3154
@anemoia3154 6 жыл бұрын
These are the best, we need a part 4 Malinda!!!!!!!!!
@BrainyAshes
@BrainyAshes 6 жыл бұрын
"Does pineapple go on pizza" = "Dance" ok gt
@NessaAwesomeNessG
@NessaAwesomeNessG 4 жыл бұрын
1:55 “What is your favorite idea?” Am the only one when I heard this thought, “Mine is being creative”
@-royalboop-2585
@-royalboop-2585 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey mom, how is it having the best daughter in the world. Mom: IDK ask your grandma. Me(in head): WHAT?!?!
@aarond.rodriguez2594
@aarond.rodriguez2594 6 жыл бұрын
3:49 That's so Raven!! "Ya little Nasty"
@saltypretzelanimation8661
@saltypretzelanimation8661 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda always makes me laugh, no matter how much I try not to!
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 4 жыл бұрын
Original: Which is better, fettuccine or linguine? Translated: Where does danger come from?
@trashley5868
@trashley5868 6 жыл бұрын
"How do you see?" "With my toes obviously" WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO TOPH AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER??? Sorry that was the good shit back then I loved that show.
@scarletfeather5969
@scarletfeather5969 6 жыл бұрын
This video made my day. Malinda's videos always do :D
@Oddity2994
@Oddity2994 5 жыл бұрын
Original: do have a cat and do you like pickles? Translated: Like a candle? Original: what is your favorite food Translated: what do you want?
@pomegranategore
@pomegranategore 5 жыл бұрын
You always make me laugh hysterically. I’ve seen this video more times than I’d care to admit and I can’t stop laughing every time I watch it
@DeathGodRiku
@DeathGodRiku 6 жыл бұрын
Dear Malinda, how does one see with toes? Teach me!
@islasullivan3463
@islasullivan3463 6 жыл бұрын
She learned from Toph.
@nonononono262
@nonononono262 6 жыл бұрын
I love when you do these videos, they always make my day brighter! Also I agree wih your view on pasta. Edit: And pizza.
@SorielHDTBers
@SorielHDTBers 2 жыл бұрын
‘Best part about making a video: that sweet relief when it’s done’ You’re not the only one who thanks that. My life is an endless hell that can only sometimes be fun
@mondiramaji791
@mondiramaji791 3 жыл бұрын
How did "Did the Universe collide with my pasta?" Become "This is towards you."
@scibanana3542
@scibanana3542 3 жыл бұрын
Um... I'm not sure how to answer that honestly.
@kyuura4324
@kyuura4324 6 жыл бұрын
Existential Malinda is great.
@roisingriffin8291
@roisingriffin8291 6 жыл бұрын
Haha so funny. You can turn anyone bad day into a good day!❤❤ I love you and your content so much. Can't wait for the next upload!
@PotatoLauu19
@PotatoLauu19 4 жыл бұрын
Original: Do you like cats? Translated: Wishing you good health
@goldfish763
@goldfish763 4 жыл бұрын
Ohmygosh, PLEASE do another of these!! :)))
@HarryPotter-ui5pm
@HarryPotter-ui5pm 6 жыл бұрын
I love your Q&A they are the best😍
@charming_mist7925
@charming_mist7925 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter Hi harry
@HarryPotter-ui5pm
@HarryPotter-ui5pm 6 жыл бұрын
Alexandria Mist hi how are u
@charming_mist7925
@charming_mist7925 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter sadly I'm not a Harry Potter character but....
@BradleyBoy
@BradleyBoy 6 жыл бұрын
It is very satisfying to be a restaurant
@officialcringe-3724
@officialcringe-3724 4 жыл бұрын
I literally cried laughing from the beginning to the end, this is just some priceless stuff.
@ambermt
@ambermt 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this in a public place and "What is your sex life" had me wheezing like a dying whale while everyone around me stared at me like I was insane
@BigRockyGaming
@BigRockyGaming Жыл бұрын
I’m scared to watch these at school. But I do it anyways. At that point Idrc what ppl think haha
@SNP482
@SNP482 6 жыл бұрын
“What’s Your Favorite Idea?” Mine is Being Creative
@blinkachu05
@blinkachu05 5 жыл бұрын
Well, how do you get your ideas?
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 4 жыл бұрын
You just have to think creatively.
@diamonddove3361
@diamonddove3361 6 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂 Love all your videos
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I just get very happy watching these wonderful silly videos
@Star-ou5gq
@Star-ou5gq 4 жыл бұрын
The dancing is basically me when someone asks me to dance
@beck8186
@beck8186 6 жыл бұрын
YAY ANOTHER VIDEO I'M SO HAPPY I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK sorry I just am excited Edit: It is very very satisfying to be a restaurant Edited edit: I wish I saw your question sticker I would have asked you good questions
@emilydinsmore9291
@emilydinsmore9291 6 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to answer "mine is being creative" to "What's your favorite idea?"
@matthewrichards8497
@matthewrichards8497 5 жыл бұрын
I think the original question about your stance on pandas - 3:28 - originates from your morning routine video (my favorite video of yours so far EVER. Witty and helpful at the same time... it's helped me to wake up a few mornings) where you have a panda ... dress 😏😋. Correct me if I'm wrong original-comment-person-of-that-question if you are reading this. I also wondered your stance on pandas when I saw that. That's some dedication to pandas unless it was a gift you graciously accepted. On another note, Happy New Year 2018-19 in SoCal.
@reneekuperus5095
@reneekuperus5095 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna put a time frame of my favorite part of the video. Then I realized that I don’t have one! The entire video is my favorite part. How on earth do you do that without laughing??? You have a big talent.
@sarahpanther
@sarahpanther 6 жыл бұрын
I love how random some of these are 😂 Also, I can't help but think the translated version of the Cruella de Vil song from 101 Dalmations would be funny 😄
@kibstar1
@kibstar1 6 жыл бұрын
i got so excited when i saw the notification! #notificationsquad
@grimangel4432
@grimangel4432 4 жыл бұрын
1:24 malinda makes a pokemon
@iammarinarasauce5107
@iammarinarasauce5107 5 жыл бұрын
YOU POSTED THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!
@pottsspence9888
@pottsspence9888 6 жыл бұрын
I hurt my knee really bad so thanks for making me smile
@lelap.1486
@lelap.1486 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like it depends on what resturaunt you are. It wouldn't be cool to be a McDonald's. I would find it satisfying however to be a Ruby Tuesday's. Those have the best cheesy biscuit things in the history of things.
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 6 жыл бұрын
Have you tried Red Lobster yet? Their biscuits are soooo good.
@KObregon919
@KObregon919 5 жыл бұрын
And this is why I subbed. Lol love you malinda
@nathanielbrock4119
@nathanielbrock4119 2 жыл бұрын
original: I really like your videos, keep up the great work GT: I love your picture too
@LeonnPont
@LeonnPont 6 жыл бұрын
So what if Google Translate works perfect from now on?
@ingvildkvakestad
@ingvildkvakestad 5 жыл бұрын
Leon Pont nope Original: i am terrible at german Translate: thanks to germany
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 жыл бұрын
Never gonna happen, professional translators need work.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 жыл бұрын
@Brooke T That will never happen, humans can't fix anything, only create more bugs.
@thegaytay4327
@thegaytay4327 4 жыл бұрын
@@ingvildkvakestad original: You're welcome! Translation: don't come back good!
@abiwasabee6844
@abiwasabee6844 4 жыл бұрын
We will all be very sad
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