GOP Stumbles Toward Midterms as Trump Claims All Elections Are Rigged: A Closer Look

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Жыл бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump making it difficult for Republicans to pretend they have a serious governing philosophy by claiming all elections are rigged and launching a deranged attack on Mitch McConnell and his wife.
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@jenjabby
@jenjabby Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure McCarthy's pamphlet just says "Handmaid's Tale"
@jeanetteandersson7152
@jeanetteandersson7152 Жыл бұрын
True!!!
@Original_Syn
@Original_Syn Жыл бұрын
Instead of watching that show and thinking “Wow what a horrible dystopia that’d be to live in” they were like “Damn, that’s a great Idea I should really write that down.”
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Жыл бұрын
Handmaid's Tale is not an instruction book
@jaypierce0811
@jaypierce0811 Жыл бұрын
It says "see other side" on both sides.
@MatterMeetsAntimatter
@MatterMeetsAntimatter Жыл бұрын
@Jenja, You are far too generous in giving credit to the MAGA cultists…they don’t read books; only Twitter and Discount Twitter. 😉
@JoeEnglandShow
@JoeEnglandShow Жыл бұрын
I want to feel optimistic about the midterms and relax a little, but after every traumatic disappointment since 2016 my ability to feel at ease has been crippled. No matter how badly the GOP screws up again and again, or how obvious it is that no sane human being should rely on them for any positive outcome, or how clearly the signs point towards Democratic victories, I will be acutely uncomfortable until this horror show ends. I've been made all too aware of America's capacity for stupidity.
@angelpaschall4378
@angelpaschall4378 Жыл бұрын
Well said.
@nerfherder4284
@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
They will win the house and the circus show will continue 😔
@daBears06
@daBears06 Жыл бұрын
What signs point toward a Democrat victory? Gas be like 5 bucks 🤣
@elizabethm888
@elizabethm888 Жыл бұрын
I agree. Can't wait until next January 6th hearing. So the GOP'S strategy is: If we win, no question. If they win. It was rigged
@tentardigrades968
@tentardigrades968 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I think our chances aren’t great.
@carolineglynndewell5013
@carolineglynndewell5013 Жыл бұрын
Seth, I am gen Z and I watch A Closer Look every morning before school (3 years and counting). It is my favorite part of the morning, even if I don’t get half of your old people jokes
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi Жыл бұрын
It's OK, I'm a Boomer and I don't get most of the youth references - but I still love it.
@mirandaharlow3719
@mirandaharlow3719 Жыл бұрын
I don’t have quite the commitment but i’m a junior in high school and i LOVE Seth!
@kepler186f4
@kepler186f4 Жыл бұрын
For almost four years we heard "Repeal and replace...", in reference to the Affordable Care Act and when questioned about what the defeated former president was going to replace it with... we got, "It's a great plan, we're still working on it... it'll be ready in two weeks..."... it was the longest two weeks ever.... QMAGA, all noise, no substance.
@southsider9638
@southsider9638 Жыл бұрын
"We're going to make a commitment to America if you just trust us. We aren't going to tell you what it is, but just trust us...." ~Kevin McCarthy
@vendora1
@vendora1 Жыл бұрын
nope
@Jamzocd
@Jamzocd Жыл бұрын
“We’re going to cut your Social Security and Medicare and give big tax cuts to our billionaire donors.”
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, sounds like a contract we definitely shouldn't sign!
@drebk
@drebk Жыл бұрын
Lots of specificity... like making America great. How much more specific do you really need? C'mon now
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! We will impeach Joe Biden. We have no reason, but that is our AGENDA!!
@rsr789
@rsr789 Жыл бұрын
I love how the people who scream so loudly against socialism also keep on cashing in their Social Security checks and want the government to keep their hands off of their Medicare!
@bobcob3362
@bobcob3362 Жыл бұрын
You do realize they are getting their own money back right?
@billy-joes6851
@billy-joes6851 Жыл бұрын
Only if they worked and paid taxes 😉
@bsquared4604
@bsquared4604 Жыл бұрын
we pay into social security. it's deducted every pay period. i do agree with you however.
@shadowjedi1
@shadowjedi1 Жыл бұрын
@@bobcob3362That is not entirely true
@tassadar7945
@tassadar7945 Жыл бұрын
@@bobcob3362 you do realize that Social security and Medicare are still socialist programs right? That's the thing about socialism, everyone pays into it and everyone benefits unlike the current late stage capitalist hellscape we are in
@lilyjiri
@lilyjiri Жыл бұрын
The “dog bit” had me laughing so hard😅.. I haven’t laughed this much in weeks ❤ .. Thanks Grandpa Seth!
@c0r3s4v3
@c0r3s4v3 Жыл бұрын
Have to wonder how many DOGS cheated tRump..?🤔 Can we get a dog to run for POTUS just so we can watch the debate?🤣
@hummingbird3771
@hummingbird3771 Жыл бұрын
Bwahahahaa! You must be one of the "youngs" 😉
@johnbuchanan3671
@johnbuchanan3671 Жыл бұрын
Trump must be talking about the dogs in the cheesy 70s/80s velvet poster of the dogs playing Poker! 😅😂 He must of had them in his Cheesy resorts!
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Жыл бұрын
I love Seth. No one delivers jokes like Seth. Laughing so much at his expressions, he's so darn cool.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 Жыл бұрын
Elise's empty brained smile when being asked that question will haunt my nightmares.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Жыл бұрын
I know, right. Smile meets The Body Snatchers.
@realfan3565
@realfan3565 Жыл бұрын
She is a educated woman she is just one of the grifters
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
I know! Totally frozen for ten seconds straight, and that seems to be going around in the GOP crowd these days. Maybe a new COVID-19 mutation?
@dalastdon2574
@dalastdon2574 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. That’s the smile of someone with a gun pointed at them.
@deborah3250
@deborah3250 Жыл бұрын
it's the look a serial killers girlfriend would give the police when she is complicit in the crimes.
@sred5856
@sred5856 Жыл бұрын
A commitment, a plan, a plan for a commitment and a commitment to a plan - all in a single pamphlet. What a commitment.
@jasonhenson7948
@jasonhenson7948 Жыл бұрын
A commitment to a plan for a new direction. It would be less vague if they were jumping on that Harry Styles bandwagon I hear people going on about.
@anro7137
@anro7137 Жыл бұрын
Lol, he said new direction and I swear to god a One Direction song popped into my head!
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 Жыл бұрын
Yes that was probably the most vague plan I have ever heard. They could have simply said "We have a plan" and we'd have just as much detailed information.
@christinemccrea4371
@christinemccrea4371 Жыл бұрын
I had to check if this was a palindrome. It reads aloud like one :)
@cerealkiillar
@cerealkiillar Жыл бұрын
If only they could BE committed! Loony birds....
@edmer68
@edmer68 Жыл бұрын
Never a bogus Closer Look thanks to Seth and his talented crew! Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
@pysq8
@pysq8 Жыл бұрын
Cowabunga?
@EndPoliticalCorruption
@EndPoliticalCorruption Жыл бұрын
@@pysq8 Right era, wrong IP.
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates Жыл бұрын
🥳
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates Жыл бұрын
@@pysq8 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀
@pysq8
@pysq8 Жыл бұрын
@@EndPoliticalCorruption I get that all the time. 😂
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 Жыл бұрын
OMG. This was totally off the rails and I loved every second of it! By the way Seth, we're not old!
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Жыл бұрын
Stefanik sitting there waiting to speak, fixed grin, not blinking, is terrifying.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Жыл бұрын
Stepford Trumpublican woman.
@ggjohnson5754
@ggjohnson5754 Жыл бұрын
And first thing out of her mouth is a slogan.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Жыл бұрын
I'm terrified and disgusted that she is from my state !
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
@@roni6215 I feel for you!!! We have Mike Lindell.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Жыл бұрын
@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Yeah , so you get it .
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 Жыл бұрын
Kevin McCarthy: "Here's our commitment to America." **holds up a tiny brochure**
@pysq8
@pysq8 Жыл бұрын
A long flashcard at best 😆 Written on it: "Fool the peeps."
@pipedown1246
@pipedown1246 Жыл бұрын
Republicans have nothing and their gullibile voters are like you have my vote
@kcbowman4042
@kcbowman4042 Жыл бұрын
Maybe it was DeSantis' fake Martha's Vineyard "brochure". Prosecute DeSantis and Abbott for conspiracy to traffic human beings legally! in the US, and the DHS folks who faked their addresses.
@jbfullmer
@jbfullmer Жыл бұрын
When you take out all the pork spending these things don't have to be very long.
@mrroboshadow
@mrroboshadow Жыл бұрын
@@jbfullmer should be at least longer than a take out menu
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 Жыл бұрын
What I love about Seth is how much he seems to enjoy his job. It's infectuous...even when a joke falls a bit flat, I still enjoy it if Seth seems to like it because he can barely keep it together.
@shannontonetta2334
@shannontonetta2334 Жыл бұрын
the Bill and Ted references made my day, thank you
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski Жыл бұрын
Just remember, GQP. You had the chance to rid yourself of The Orange Traitor, and you didn't take it. If it backfires on you, it's your own fault.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Right. Just ask Liz Cheney! Yall could've left this orange monstrosity before now, but nooo!
@NorseLax07
@NorseLax07 Жыл бұрын
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it," - Lindsey Graham.
@jenx818
@jenx818 Жыл бұрын
The GOP is trying to overthrow the constitution.... why else would Mitch McConnel allow his wife to be so publicly degraded and say he will still support Trump because that is his party.... at what point does a Republican wake up and say "TOO FAR!!! I CHOSE COUNTRY OVER PARTY!!!" I think every single one of them need to be voted out of every election for the next 20 years for them to get it... its over for them. They allowedTrump kill Lincoln again!
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Жыл бұрын
Oh but we want more of 2016. Lower gas and food prices, lower taxes, less government control, closed borders, booming economy, no threat of wars. MAGA BABY. TRUMP IS THE MAN.
@mrvlsmrv
@mrvlsmrv Жыл бұрын
@@thomasprice8127 hey I want low prices and full employment like when Bill Clinton was in office. Plus paying down the debt. But I don't live in the past. Bringing the big baby Trump won't change the world's economic situation.
@winstonsayer
@winstonsayer Жыл бұрын
The dog bit was gold.
@Jim-cp7ng
@Jim-cp7ng Жыл бұрын
"fake throw!"
@bec7080
@bec7080 Жыл бұрын
I got tripped me a dog one time. and it kept the ball. checkmate Meyers
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
the mental imagery was perfect.
@Rfaivre1978
@Rfaivre1978 Жыл бұрын
It really was! 😂
@JonMartinYXD
@JonMartinYXD Жыл бұрын
Has anyone considered that he once played poker with dogs and they cheated?
@victoriaatkins9272
@victoriaatkins9272 Жыл бұрын
This lady is like one of the villains from the movie "Smile"!! No answers just a great smile and a deadly threat.
@cuauhtemocroldan8514
@cuauhtemocroldan8514 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy, yet again! Your monologs are basically the only thing keeping me sane these days.
@bonitahobbs2374
@bonitahobbs2374 Жыл бұрын
N Colbert FOR SURE❗❗❗
@michaelSlick50
@michaelSlick50 Жыл бұрын
Republicans: "Slogans... it's all we had time for".
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Жыл бұрын
Democrats slogan "we will help you but not before we get our cut, amd even then we won't help you"
@marceld6061
@marceld6061 Жыл бұрын
@@hellogoodbyeforever You made a little oopsie there. I think you meant to say "Republicans"- unless you are big business that is lining the pockets of Republicans? Well, of *course* you won't get help from Democrats... they want you to pay for it *yourself* with all that money you have. Then again, Democrats aren't about *Slogans*. They are about *ACTION* They are too busy fixing problems to have time to come up with catchy slogans.
@drunkengamer1977
@drunkengamer1977 Жыл бұрын
@@hellogoodbyeforever Really why is the self proclaimed billionaire still begging for donations?
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
Can't stand politics, but before they try scamming the people proclaiming a government of accountability, they need to lock up their pumpkin faced mafia boss without repercussions of violence.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
Republicans: "Cruelty IS the point."
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones Жыл бұрын
*It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!* .
@merlinoddog2197
@merlinoddog2197 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, and it's because instead of using their immense wealth to help others they used it to warp the system in their favor.
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Жыл бұрын
And as people became complacent and turned away from politics, big money and special interests filled the void!
@ritamariekelley4077
@ritamariekelley4077 Жыл бұрын
And--We the People got poorer.
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Жыл бұрын
the rich are getting richer because they are lining their pockets with failed social programs...
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Жыл бұрын
As Marxism increased, freedoms decreased.
@zombiechicken7114
@zombiechicken7114 Жыл бұрын
Another awesome segment. Loved the 80s reference being an old person myself!!
@Corpsman01
@Corpsman01 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, this was great your impression keeps getting better.
@riotintheair
@riotintheair Жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm exhausted but Seth's imitation of Trump getting tricked by a dog made me laugh harder than I've laughed in weeks.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off until I realized I could imagine Trump saying that verbatim.
@skhan1786
@skhan1786 Жыл бұрын
His trump impression is too good lol
@donnieboughton1730
@donnieboughton1730 Жыл бұрын
Same with the bill and ted reference...
@trishhunt4085
@trishhunt4085 Жыл бұрын
It was so funny because it was true! 🤣
@c016smith52
@c016smith52 Жыл бұрын
THIS! This is why I'm in the comments, same thing so freaking great!
@gen77c
@gen77c Жыл бұрын
Dammit. I totally got that 80s reference even before you showed Bill and Ted... I'll have to see if my gynecologist does prostate exams...
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 IKR?!😅
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын
Damnit X 2
@SilentDave
@SilentDave Жыл бұрын
As soon as he said San Dimas 😂
@goodtroublemaker143
@goodtroublemaker143 Жыл бұрын
Here ya go. 🏆
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
lol Yup
@uncanny_ally
@uncanny_ally Жыл бұрын
Was lucky enough to see a Seth taping in September. So much fun.
@catgir5x
@catgir5x Жыл бұрын
OMG Seth ...I love your humor...you are spot on!!
@gianlucaalessia5538
@gianlucaalessia5538 Жыл бұрын
McCarthys commitment plan sounded like a college student who had all semester to write a paper and now is infront of the class winging it bc he slacked off the whole semester.
@simongiles9749
@simongiles9749 Жыл бұрын
Which is exactly the "San Dinas High School football rules!" reference.
@elliotpietri98
@elliotpietri98 Жыл бұрын
@@simongiles9749 Watch Bill and Ted's Exelent Adventure...they went to San Dimas HS....
@MrT67
@MrT67 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm, in my country we don't refer to our politicians as "Sir", or Ma'am" for that matter.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Жыл бұрын
Or he jumped on Google to find some stuff for it about an hour before it was due and got distracted again by that girl on TikTok walking around the school moaning about all the jocks being jerks.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
"Knibb High football rules!!" - Billy Madison after using "The Puppy Who Lost His Way" as an allegory to the Industrial Revolution. It's what the principal says next that kills me!!
@AskMississippiAskMississippi
@AskMississippiAskMississippi Жыл бұрын
“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930
@ricktherockandroller
@ricktherockandroller Жыл бұрын
3rd? Time i've seen this exact quote on late night talk show comments. (Edit)Looked it up this account has spammed that quote alot more then 3 times.
@musicwelikemang
@musicwelikemang Жыл бұрын
Sad then that Einstein is idolized and has become synonymous with intellect
@Nat3_H1gg3rs
@Nat3_H1gg3rs Жыл бұрын
He also advocated smoking cigarettes and dating relatives
@alexandradaniele
@alexandradaniele Жыл бұрын
Trumpsters don't know who Albert Einstein is.
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Жыл бұрын
"Now you know why he built that bomb!" -Rita, 2006
@jimd7875
@jimd7875 Жыл бұрын
Why are politicians the only ones who speak and say absolutely Nothing. Side note, Merriam-Webster definition of Toadstool; A poisonous fungus.
@nuclearferrets
@nuclearferrets Жыл бұрын
Ayyy Seth’s trump impersonation remains the best out there, so many times it has me laughing in tears. His character is almost adorable.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Did you hear what the man said? Five weeks until the midterms! Yall damn well better vote!
@jimharger3264
@jimharger3264 Жыл бұрын
"they cheat like a dog" You would understand if you've played poker with a bunch of dogs.
@normjones4204
@normjones4204 Жыл бұрын
There are even pictures of them cheating while playing poker
@angiejones7702
@angiejones7702 Жыл бұрын
Omg I don't remember the last time I laughed so much. Seth is amazing
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 Жыл бұрын
It may have been an 80s reference, but Bill and Ted is timeless. Fantastic movie.
@patrickwilliams6143
@patrickwilliams6143 Жыл бұрын
It's an excellent adventure to be sure.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde Жыл бұрын
Nice pun
@phillipjohnson143
@phillipjohnson143 Жыл бұрын
Definitely not heinous. It is most triumphant.
@policerthought5649
@policerthought5649 Жыл бұрын
Except for that one scene where they call each other the F-slur. That didn’t age well.
@tonyjones1560
@tonyjones1560 Жыл бұрын
Party on, dudes!
@costello521
@costello521 Жыл бұрын
I'm kinda surprised that Scott just didn't plead the 5th when he was on CNN like he did when he stole a ton of money here in Florida.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
Well, he refused to even address the question until he'd spent thirty seconds on unrelated talking points. In politician-speak, that's pretty much the same thing.
@bonitahobbs2374
@bonitahobbs2374 Жыл бұрын
The internet Has been INVENTED ...pamphlets.........???
@allthetime3000
@allthetime3000 Жыл бұрын
If they had comped in the poster for Smile in the left side box when Elise Stefanik was sitting there grinning, I would have lol'ed down here in New Zealand.
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Жыл бұрын
[voice in the crowd at the rally]: "He's 'avin a go at the dogs, now!"
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones Жыл бұрын
*"If you feed the horse enough oats, some will pass through to the road for the sparrows."* _"horse-and-sparrow theory - 1890"_ *CONVERTED 1980* _"trickle-down economics"_
@thomasperkins7318
@thomasperkins7318 Жыл бұрын
Clever.
@MatterMeetsAntimatter
@MatterMeetsAntimatter Жыл бұрын
Eloquent, to be sure!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I would’ve gotten through the last few years of complete insanity without Seth and “A Closer Look.” I always laugh and smile. Thanks Seth and everyone at Late Night.
@riyamu6447
@riyamu6447 Жыл бұрын
Same here (plus Stephen Colbert)
@YolandaAnneBrown95726
@YolandaAnneBrown95726 Жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@theconscientiouscommunicat5094
@theconscientiouscommunicat5094 Жыл бұрын
So true!!!
@thomashauser9518
@thomashauser9518 Жыл бұрын
Seth has really found his gift. Lol. I do love Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel kicks some ass sometimes too.
@elizabethm888
@elizabethm888 Жыл бұрын
​@@riyamu6447 and Randy Rainbow.
@stormtempterf8058
@stormtempterf8058 Жыл бұрын
That 80s reference alert is too real. STOP REMINDING ME HOW TIME WORKS, SETH!
@Mutts1979
@Mutts1979 Жыл бұрын
From one of the old people, this was the best a closer look yet
@icecreamhero2375
@icecreamhero2375 Жыл бұрын
This is literally that joke from Family Guy where Lois was running for mayor. She said a bunch of buzz words instead of addressing issues.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
FG wasn’t the first to notice such politicians’ techniques.
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 Жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@Hooyahfish
@Hooyahfish Жыл бұрын
9/11
@lionessbynature8007
@lionessbynature8007 Жыл бұрын
What are you going to do? "A lot" "because, that's what Jesus would want"
@DaveLucas427
@DaveLucas427 Жыл бұрын
"9/11...was BAAAAD!" Crowd cheers.
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Жыл бұрын
I’m in a constant state of being perplexed as to how on earth any human can do the following: admire, listen to, or be even slightly enamored or convinced by the banal banter espoused by this fool of fools. Seth, again, your impersonation is stellar to bring this home & is beyond on point. What a relief to know I’m not alone. Thank you.
@karrikemppainen1535
@karrikemppainen1535 Жыл бұрын
You're far from alone, friend. Asshats everywhere and people are either too lazy, scared, ignorant or overall incompetent on doing anything about anything. Greetings from Finland! There are sparks of all kinds literally everywhere atm and ruzis, dumberica and Xinnie the Poo deserve some proper roasts.
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Жыл бұрын
Greetings! Thank you! 🙌🏼
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 Жыл бұрын
I'm in Scotland. I moved home from the US early this year. I thought 2016 was bad here, but it was just the beginning. 😱
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Жыл бұрын
@@gmun2248 Truly sorry my friend…you’re not alone either. ✌🏼
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 Жыл бұрын
Meyers and Colbert always make me laugh so hard that I can't breathe!🤣
@2LukeV
@2LukeV Жыл бұрын
I always look forward to Seth's updates on politics... coz who has the time to read articles
@jamessmith7909
@jamessmith7909 Жыл бұрын
They can't even admit, or make a commitment, to the very officers that died, and are permanently injured trying to protect them, the building they work in, and the Constitution!
@julielevasseur7391
@julielevasseur7391 Жыл бұрын
Lol! The cheating dog thing was too funny. Thought I'd spit out my soup, ha.
@jedisix
@jedisix Жыл бұрын
My new work van (A Mercedes Sprinter) came with a nine page manual JUST FOR THE FLOOR MATS and their interlocking system. That is not a joke. It's FACT!
@slyasleep
@slyasleep Жыл бұрын
Came back again today specifically for the ball bit.
@WaywardVet
@WaywardVet Жыл бұрын
I'd like to offer a posthumous apology to a rottweiler that passed away years ago. I did that tennis ball fake out so many times, and in all fairness that dog weighed as much as me and could have killed me for my deception, but it never did. Total saint, that dog.
@guozhirong_97
@guozhirong_97 Жыл бұрын
At 1:55, I started listing things that were thicker than the pamphlet Kevin McCarthy pulled out of his jacket pocket. ie my calculator, my hot glue gun manual, my renters insurance, my cell phone, a single dryer sheet… the list is on going! 😅
@robertbehan9186
@robertbehan9186 Жыл бұрын
Holy shite Batman! An 80s reference for old people?!?! Does than mean I'm old??? When I heard San Dimas I instantly knew the reference! Excellent! Thanks for the laughs! 😆
@kathyberney5093
@kathyberney5093 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for references I can understand. I chuckle about them during my frustrating search for Geritol.
@dhenschel4
@dhenschel4 Жыл бұрын
" Our plan ....................is to make a plan"
@ruthbennett7563
@ruthbennett7563 Жыл бұрын
Thank all y’all for helping me hold on to my sanity through all of this. There is no logic that doesn’t lead to some rabbit hole or another. Humor is the only thread through the maze.
@icepick117
@icepick117 Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear that they're shooting these in front of the crew again! You can really hear it after the Euphoria jokes
@Christopher-jq3jv
@Christopher-jq3jv Жыл бұрын
Damn I did get the reference and I was supposed to have a prostrate exam but had forgot....creepy.
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
Meadows said he wants a Govt that's accountable. So let's start with the one that was booted for TOTAL unaccountability.
@hospicedragon96
@hospicedragon96 Жыл бұрын
I think he misspelled that and he really has a desire for American Gout to be #1. I think he bought stock in allopurinol.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Жыл бұрын
Who was booted, Paul?
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasprice8127 The last Govt under mango mussolini Thomas. That's who.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Жыл бұрын
@@paulnolan4971 Who is mango Mussolini, Paul? I've heard of Benito Mussolini. Was mango his middle name? Enlighten me , Paul.
@Vaeldarg
@Vaeldarg Жыл бұрын
@@thomasprice8127 Republicans: "It's ok we're not holding him accountable by acquitting him in the Senate, since he'll be able to be held accountable for crimes he commits once he's no longer president." Also Republicans: "How dare he be held accountable for criminal possession of special access marked documents now he's no longer president!"
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
They don't do policy, just grievance.
@deborahbarnes6741
@deborahbarnes6741 Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
How are these Democratic policies working out for you can you tell me one thing you benefited from one thing let me know
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 If you have to ask that question then you don't pay attention to policy, so you must be a republican, ergo my point.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
@@paulnolan4971 well here's what I know Paul when Trump was President inflation was 1.4%, now it's close to 9% when Trump was president we were energy independent gas was two bucks a gallon I paid $5.69 for regular today and it's going up when Trump was president the boards for secure now they're wide open drugs are pouring in have you heard of Fentanyl killing a lot of people in our country little girls getting raped you got money in the stock market or should I say did you have money in the stock market it's a disaster worst ever it goes on and on you're a smart guy Paul you get my point
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Really well, actually.
@MyChevySonic
@MyChevySonic Жыл бұрын
They should call their pamphlet "Come On Sense by Dumb Ass Pains."
@zenmaestro04
@zenmaestro04 Жыл бұрын
I always laugh at these but this one had me spitting my coffee out lol
@pluribus_unum
@pluribus_unum Жыл бұрын
If you want governance, elect Democrats. If you want grievance, elect Republicans.
@halofreak644
@halofreak644 Жыл бұрын
@@solomonnoah6193 i was gonna say we need that green party 🎉
@shawnkellogg4212
@shawnkellogg4212 Жыл бұрын
You might want to open your eyes.... Dims always 180 degrees wrong... All failure all the times as all the public opinion polls PROVE... can't fix neo leftist stupid!
@jeremybeattie5235
@jeremybeattie5235 Жыл бұрын
If you want criminals, elect democrats. Are you blind or stupid?
@dereksanderson3305
@dereksanderson3305 Жыл бұрын
R u serious..!!!????
@rattusgrenadus8291
@rattusgrenadus8291 Жыл бұрын
@@solomonnoah6193 why no other parties? what a joke
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Жыл бұрын
Early voting in my New Mexico county begins Oct 11. I'll be there.
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Жыл бұрын
Early voting opens soon. I have it marked on my calendar
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Жыл бұрын
even more Republicans will be there.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Жыл бұрын
@@hellogoodbyeforever you mean the ones formerly known as Republicans since Jan6 pushed even the hesitant over to the blue or independent side. Then there's That Mar A LAGO stolen top secret government documents and government documents in general breaking Trump's own law about the removal of classified or just government documents from the areas they are to kept in. 5 years per document. A felony conviction. Since 2017 under trump, multiple women have been imprisoned. Heck, if trump was named Hillary , he'd throw himself in prison.
@mrroboshadow
@mrroboshadow Жыл бұрын
feel like they just opened their mail, saw one of those take out pamphlets and just thought "hey i got an idea"
@sbaars78
@sbaars78 Жыл бұрын
"San Dimas High School Football Rules!!" 🤣💓
@dietotaku
@dietotaku Жыл бұрын
I'M SO OLD I HAD TO GOOGLE THE YEAR THAT BILL & TED CAME OUT BECAUSE I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS A 90s MOVIE 😭
@ellec7276
@ellec7276 Жыл бұрын
~'What the commitment is, is a plan, a plan for a new direction, a new direction which is South, South is a direction like East or West, but South is the new direction we're heading to roll out that plan, & that plan is is a commitment to America!' Yup! NO vagueness there!😂
@ochocabra1542
@ochocabra1542 Жыл бұрын
"hey Youngs, over here... "
@Miapetdragon69
@Miapetdragon69 Жыл бұрын
You have to give him a little bit of leeway with that speech, Herschel Walker did write it for him 😁
@Lee.ELIXIR
@Lee.ELIXIR Жыл бұрын
Keep it up Seth.....Fkin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Arational
@Arational Жыл бұрын
Rick Scott is proof that rich people do not go to prison for their crimes.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry after November things will change and we'll go after Hunter and his dad you know the big guy I want to hear from you then
@ryanschmidt8468
@ryanschmidt8468 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Hunter Biden is a private citizen with no responsibility to the government or to the public.
@monrush
@monrush Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... Haaaa haaaaaaa.. Hunter biden is living in your head rent free ..
@ElissaStark514
@ElissaStark514 Жыл бұрын
He's awful 🙄 they all are.
@BluePittsley
@BluePittsley Жыл бұрын
Rick Scott is a walking and (unfortunately) talking example of political ineptitude. He had earned, in advance, every derogatory nickname he's had assigned to him as well as those he will have in the future. Smarmy creep is the only real description I can think of for him.
@shortsatire5669
@shortsatire5669 Жыл бұрын
It’s like a 12 year old garage band...the pamphleteers!
@mmikerhodes
@mmikerhodes Жыл бұрын
I totally got the Bill & Ted's reference and, yes, I did get my prostrate exam done! 😆
@c.a.t.732
@c.a.t.732 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps when Trump talked about "cheating like a dog" he was referring to one of those dogs playing poker paintings, which he thought was real.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Yeah we get it you're about the fifth person to say the same thing already be original or don't waste our time
@JesusRamirez03
@JesusRamirez03 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 cope and seethe 😉
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
@@JesusRamirez03 He's just trolling because he's made several comments. He likes to use Hillary Clinton as a deflection tool when his hero and the Republicans are called out. And he dogs on YOU for mentioning something other people have. Just like the other bootlickers, he goes on and on about tired old crap that happened years ago.
@crithon
@crithon Жыл бұрын
80s reference is..... EXCELLENT!
@its_jess4321
@its_jess4321 Жыл бұрын
8:16 missed opportunity to reference one of those old painting photos of dogs playing poker 😅
@rebeccawinters7244
@rebeccawinters7244 Жыл бұрын
OMG…:the dog cheating T**** part was hilarious!!! 😂🤣
@Kai-nn9sw
@Kai-nn9sw Жыл бұрын
Personally, I'm deeply enjoying the "GOP cannibalizing itself" arc. It would be a lot better if they weren't trying to take the entire country down with them, but hey, it's the little things in life that matter.
@kevincrittenden7567
@kevincrittenden7567 Жыл бұрын
That's pretty damn accurate. It's like punching more holes in the ship instead of trying to fix it. Also destroying all the lifeboats so everyone drowns
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 Жыл бұрын
Jan 6th coup attempt wasn't a small matter.
@Kai-nn9sw
@Kai-nn9sw Жыл бұрын
@@kevincrittenden7567 I see it more as burning down your house because you have spiders. Yeah the house is gone, you're the laughing stock of the neighborhood and you have burns all over, but at least those socialist spiders are well and truly owned, and that's all that matters.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan Жыл бұрын
It's the only other way it could have gone, really. Absolute victory absolutely, or deranged in-fighting leading to total collapse. And even absolute victory wasn't a guarantee that there wouldn't be an implosion. Just that the aftermath of that would have been even worse.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
There won't be a GOP in the next few years. There will only be the POT, party of Trump.
@Arational
@Arational Жыл бұрын
GOP new direction....Backwards
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Жыл бұрын
you support a side that is ok with castrating children because little timmy put on a dress and wanted to play with with sisters doll... 🙄
@rolandreyna215
@rolandreyna215 Жыл бұрын
More like downwards toward oblivion and hell
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
So how are the Democrats doing running the country how's that working out for you
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Жыл бұрын
@@rolandreyna215 you're talking about the last two years right? I know you don't have a 401k but if you did you wouldn't be happy.
@rubymason6644
@rubymason6644 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for putting out the info about checking voter status. I have voted in every election since I turned 18. I am registered in Arizona and when I checked, my voter status was inactive!! I got it activated but have no idea how or why I was made inactive.
@gabklein1
@gabklein1 Жыл бұрын
What is up with Stefanik's pasted-on smile? That was terrifying!
@shaesnell3938
@shaesnell3938 Жыл бұрын
I love how Seth takes his jokes through their full journey, he's still doing SNL skits in his head and I'm here for it
@Pantha242
@Pantha242 Жыл бұрын
Except, unlike SNL skits, he's actually funny.. 😅
@ZolaClyde
@ZolaClyde Жыл бұрын
@@Pantha242 Can’t help but agree with you, SNL’s definitely in a slump while Seth continues to be awesome!😊
@21desert
@21desert Жыл бұрын
Same
@shaesnell3938
@shaesnell3938 Жыл бұрын
@@Pantha242 😂
@johnchapman5003
@johnchapman5003 Жыл бұрын
@@Pantha242 c x
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 Жыл бұрын
"All elections are rigged unless we win!" -GQP lol
@vendora1
@vendora1 Жыл бұрын
yup
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Жыл бұрын
Hell, it was even "rigged" when he "won" so what are you gonna do?!
@saltycabbage42
@saltycabbage42 Жыл бұрын
the democrats screamed rigged when bush won and when trump won what's your point bringing it up both sides say it's rigged if they don't win
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy Жыл бұрын
@@ellzgoespro6568 YES!!! The GOP doesn't like to bring up that Trump claimed 3 million illegal votes for Hillary in the 2016 election (which, if true, would put Trump ahead in the popular vote). They formed a panel and investigated it for a year before disbanding after finding no evidence.
@christopherloyd8938
@christopherloyd8938 Жыл бұрын
For the fact that he said he was going to be president the last years August and they probably still waiting for that day say this to them mother f***** is not coming so go you have something already you had a good time 4 years with trump goodbye 😎🤦😂🤣
@RottenMuLoT
@RottenMuLoT Жыл бұрын
The young segment was pure gold. Thanks for that! 😅
@warrenenglish942
@warrenenglish942 Жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember the "Contract with America."
@Tedster10
@Tedster10 Жыл бұрын
I love how the crew laughter is louder than the audience!
@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 Жыл бұрын
Lock him up dig her up 🤪
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering if there WAS an audience - anyone know?
@wbaldwin666
@wbaldwin666 Жыл бұрын
You let the jackel tamers keep the pace ok?
@hundinger1
@hundinger1 Жыл бұрын
@@davidb6576 I can hear them.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Жыл бұрын
That's because the audience doesn't go there anymore. Tired of the same old rhetoric.
@davidriley4895
@davidriley4895 Жыл бұрын
…scheduling prostate exam right now. Also, damn Steelers
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын
Excellent. Nurse here. May save your life….
@trainingxtrish
@trainingxtrish Жыл бұрын
Steelers are killin me this year already, and rarely do I give up hope
@Berserker_bill
@Berserker_bill Жыл бұрын
yo that "yunz" hit me in the steel town feel-mills. a true yinzer
@darkhobo
@darkhobo Жыл бұрын
"Heres the plan. The plan is a commitment. The commitment is a plan. The plan is a future for the plan of the future"
@derekcashat4378
@derekcashat4378 Жыл бұрын
that final "dogs" really did it for me. very nice
@anthonynorton666
@anthonynorton666 Жыл бұрын
A common problem in politics: confusing defining a goal as being the same thing as a plan to get there. What do you if your hungry and you have a can of food with no can opener? Politician's answer: you eat the contents of the can.
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 Жыл бұрын
I think you give them too much credit in thinking they can actually define a goal. Usually it's empty rhetoric. "We will protect freedom! Make everything great!"
@alexwyatt2911
@alexwyatt2911 Жыл бұрын
@@Omni0404 I’m with you. Their “goals” are “owning the libs” and acquiring power.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Жыл бұрын
Can-openers are socialism! Anybody with one can eat the contents of the can!
@JamesElise160
@JamesElise160 Жыл бұрын
Republican/conservative politician answer to same question: you go out for dinner
@S.Pociecha
@S.Pociecha Жыл бұрын
When they come up with "order pizza", they have my cats' vote!
@blancheknox4171
@blancheknox4171 Жыл бұрын
Seth's losing his mind. I'm choking😂. Love to all.💜
@chrisnwilson
@chrisnwilson Жыл бұрын
Prostate Exam! Dang it! You got me.
@peterlongprong7521
@peterlongprong7521 Жыл бұрын
I have to admit that Seth Meyers - Trevor Noah, and Stephen Colbert (with mentions to John Oliver) who have helped us keep our sanity through these past few years. You are our modern Prophets of Comedy who are TRUE National Treasures
@coder0xff
@coder0xff Жыл бұрын
This is very poorly written just saying
@sadaqahgreen3006
@sadaqahgreen3006 Жыл бұрын
I concur...here here👏🏼
@urbantwilight
@urbantwilight Жыл бұрын
In these crazy times we watch Fox News for comedy and late shows for the news.
@BAGAKOOS
@BAGAKOOS Жыл бұрын
No not Trevor Noah he is unwatchable and his trump impression is painful. So happy their sacking him. Now they can finally get someone good in there.
@cerealkiillar
@cerealkiillar Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. And it's kind of interesting to note that the Right has ZERO humorists on their side of the table. Zip. Nada. 0.
@julianmitchell2186
@julianmitchell2186 Жыл бұрын
Whenever my friend was traveling through San Dimas he would call me and just yell, San Dimas high school football rules, then hang up.
@kittykay8015
@kittykay8015 Жыл бұрын
LOL, i do the same thing. I'm a San Dimas Grad as well.
@kepler186f4
@kepler186f4 Жыл бұрын
Rick Scott, the verbal version of Jumping Joshua Hawley. Run, Josh, run! Babble, Rick, babble!
@khakiwolf4146
@khakiwolf4146 Жыл бұрын
You open the pamphlet and it's just quotes from Mein Kamph.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын
You can blame the politicians for making "plans" that sound like a bunch of platitudes and slogans thrown together, but if we're being really honest, the only reason they get away with it is because the constituency is not expecting better from them.
@Korsvejgaard
@Korsvejgaard Жыл бұрын
Bernie/Pete 2024
@57highland
@57highland Жыл бұрын
The Republican Party, as a political entity, and the party's base have given up on each other for anything positive and worthwhile.
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
@@57highland All they do now is perform for the mob and hope they get re-elected to the public trough.
@cvan7681
@cvan7681 Жыл бұрын
America Is a Corporate Republic, owned and run by Corporations and Banks. The American public is useful at voting and tax times, but otherwise are a nuisance. The People are kept fighting each other along party lines while pensions, health care, race relations, infrastructure deteriorate, pollution, gun violence, corruption and more run rampant...
@jacksonfunksworth3822
@jacksonfunksworth3822 Жыл бұрын
@@Korsvejgaard I dig it, count me in
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