Graham Kay Performs Stand-Up

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5 жыл бұрын

Stand-up comedian Graham Kay didn't know what to make of his suit tailor's veiled question, 'Which way do you lie?'
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@NorthMountainFairy 5 жыл бұрын

Straight as an arrow! 😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@daviddelaney2407 5 жыл бұрын

... so I shouldn't check the BnB listings for him, then. Got it! --Dave, cuz where is HE sleeping?

@EyesOfByes 5 жыл бұрын

Best stand up for a long time! He's gonna be "uuuuuge"!!

@nicholassmith7048 5 жыл бұрын

SweetBabyJames78 uuuuuge? I think you meant yuuuuuge. Also, you need to watch more stand up. He's ok but nothing special.

@johnwayne7621 5 жыл бұрын

Great standup Graham! Loved it!

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 жыл бұрын

*Why do you guys hate this ? This was a Decent stand up* and MUCH MUCH FUNNIER THAN FALLON's JOKES

@ownerdirector4168 5 жыл бұрын

no one hates this bro

@cycleforwardtime 5 жыл бұрын

Aditya Waghmare yeah it’s the shoes....

@nicemimomisu 5 жыл бұрын

Not setting the bar too high, huh?

@hejamodo 5 жыл бұрын

Aditya Waghmare That was an utterly stupid question.

@ProjectFlashlight612 5 жыл бұрын

We hate this because it is not very good, you imbecile

@delarey95 5 жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Seinfeld when he got excited, very good!

@pratn 5 жыл бұрын

"give it some room" 5:02

@vicmartone 5 жыл бұрын

The suit and sneakers are also very Seinfeld like

@BlakieTT 5 жыл бұрын

Yes dude, but did he feel you up, like Joey Tribiani? That's the real question! "Yes, yes they do. *IN PRISON!* ".

@Howtard 5 жыл бұрын

It takes a knack to hold down a slow, rambling delivery but this guy has got it! That was a good set.

@PABWECG 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I cried. Loved his delivery.

@MewcePewpz 5 жыл бұрын

Great set! Confident delivery and funny material

@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 жыл бұрын

That was good, I hope to see more of him in the future.

@therealcoolio3267 5 жыл бұрын

Really liked this guy’s set 👍🏼👍🏼

@scrubjay93 5 жыл бұрын

Nice job Graham! My tummy hurts from laughing tonight. great jokes--keep up the hard work!

@mdudegamer 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who more or less lives in his room anyway, 250 square feet sounds like a pretty nice place.

@nicemimomisu 5 жыл бұрын

I had to translate it to meters but yeah, that's what my studio is pretty much. Plus a small hallway and the bathroom. That is kind of all I need to be honest and it fit two people and three cats still pretty comfortably. Although a lot of planning went into where to put everything, especially with the furniture.

@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын

this guy's a millennial, right? how is 250sq.ft. in any way shocking to him? we're all renting efficiencies, graham, shut up.

@kbanghart 5 жыл бұрын

@@soth1sol oh snap. Don't take it so hard, I thought it was funny.

@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын

@@kbanghart it kinda is, fair enough

@cftpafan 5 жыл бұрын

That’s less than 16x16 feet. That is, assuming you don’t have a growth defect of some kind, Lea than three of you across each way. Throw in a mini fridge, table and bed and that starts to fill up fast.

@bodybalancer 5 жыл бұрын

Lol oh man he was funny straight out the gate just responding to all the applause “yeah yeah hi hi, hi yeah...good” hehehe

@christopherpersall4103 5 жыл бұрын

Very well done my friend, congrats

@susannet.401 5 жыл бұрын

😂 that was hilarious

@Patrick-jj5nh 5 жыл бұрын

8hrs of sleep, must have been doing alright.

@davidwoodward9528 5 жыл бұрын

Pat H He was steaming every morning tho

@fredfarrell 5 жыл бұрын

Stephen is not actually there. They film these without him and cut together. Feels weird knowing that.

@touchtm5534 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's a little disrespectful to be just there for the 'important' guests right? A little hypocritical of the all correct and religious Stephen Colbert.

@tainadelcaribe 5 жыл бұрын

I think maybe he’s there for some of them because I’ve watched some where they show him from the side.

@therealcoolio3267 5 жыл бұрын

He’s there for this one, you see him run over to congratulate him at the end

@touchtm5534 5 жыл бұрын

@@therealcoolio3267 Dude, he's just pretending. There was another Video where it was obvious

@therealcoolio3267 5 жыл бұрын

@@touchtm5534 Like another poster said it's probably a mix; some acts that come on might be during the main show taping and other's are at different time. Always check before commenting something like that. Here's an example with Colbert present: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m9Wql5xkqcjFpqM.html

@kidfisch 5 жыл бұрын

He's good - I like him 😂

@HopskotchBunny 5 жыл бұрын

Really funny! Enjoyed this guy's sense of humor.

@nahuelma97 5 жыл бұрын

This was so good. I've seen some of these before and they can be pretty bad. Between the fact that he's a giant, kinda cute, and that he's funny, he could have a really nice career

@hotknifealice1728 5 жыл бұрын

Very nice Mr. Kay!

@abrahamh6106 5 жыл бұрын

LOL this was sooooo funny

@AtypicalPaul 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha great set

@jimlawton4184 5 жыл бұрын

Omg, after the first shot all I can look at are his feet! That white sneaker/orange sock combo really pops!

@PaulChabot 5 жыл бұрын

I dont normally enjoy the comedians on this show... (standup spots) but this guy is actually funny... in a weirdly non-fresh, fresh way? If that makes no sense, you now feel how I feel...

@0Y0L 5 жыл бұрын

Good job buddy! You were always funny.

@mafepa 5 жыл бұрын

This guy made me laugh!!!

@Neocaridina 5 жыл бұрын

This was great! This is my life! 🤣🤣

@delfin7461 5 жыл бұрын

The question is usually "which way do you dress?" Funny nonetheless.

@nerfthecows 5 жыл бұрын

Ive always been asked with his phrase, but im drawing on a sample size of only 3 so doesn't mean much

@videomissionary 5 жыл бұрын

Must be a Canadian thing

@Patrick-jj5nh 5 жыл бұрын

3:19 ohhhh that's what they mean with supply-side economics.

@AnthonySherritt 5 жыл бұрын

REALLY funny!

@equisde8026 5 жыл бұрын

very good

@angelahall6461 5 жыл бұрын

Oh he was so good.

@laelladickerson5905 5 жыл бұрын

Funny 😄

@wp2746 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty funny, very nice.

@BNL07604 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty good!

@AlphaHealthYT 5 жыл бұрын

This was really funny!

@jimsvideos7201 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like his mattress is going to be salty on both sides soon enough.

@DursunX 5 жыл бұрын

*funny asf* 😅 p.s. i havent seen the *sex* side of my matress for a while... its cry time now 😆

@BlakieTT 5 жыл бұрын

She left you? I can relate. Let's raise a glass and be sad together, Kay!

@hazard1371 5 жыл бұрын

He's pretty good.

@kenspearacy6294 5 жыл бұрын

Graham cane? Sounds great thanks

@braymax 5 жыл бұрын

I loved it! Graham also has a wonderful podcast about autism from a comedian point of view, humor is the best medicine. It's called Autastic, check it out!

@TheRolexseller 5 жыл бұрын

I’d like to meet those guys

@tedspens 5 жыл бұрын

Well, that explains why some of my thrift store formal wear is baggy on the right side of the zipper.

@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын

I've heard it phrased as "dressing to the left/right". First heard that phrase from Stroker & Hoop. I'm actually a switch hitter in that regard; sometimes I'll dress to the left, sometimes to the right.

@telectronix1368 5 жыл бұрын

"What side do you dress?" "Well it depends on who's walking by"

@LithiumThiefMusic 5 жыл бұрын

fuckin hilarious

@sadiqmohamed681 5 жыл бұрын

In London the tailor asks "Which side do you dress?" which is even weirder.

@Ms121121121121121 5 жыл бұрын

He is funny

@moonnugget4598 5 жыл бұрын

He's funny but his timing is weird.

@Otmjv 5 жыл бұрын

Which I found funny

@PABWECG 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. His timing is what really makes it funny. @@Otmjv

@JennaMaBob 5 жыл бұрын

Canadian joke exchange rate.

@darlamae9876 4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Norm McDonald... he has the same tone and style of delivery

@luismarrero9674 5 жыл бұрын

He was good.

@morganpharand7892 5 жыл бұрын

Was he now

@ursaltydog 5 жыл бұрын

He was pretty good..

@markaoslo5653 5 жыл бұрын

A Canadian comedian who could be playing, millennial Monopoly - There, I said it - Thank you!

@marieldavison5121 5 жыл бұрын

I like him..

@sniferlip 5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't horrible. Incidentally I also said this about my last shag

@EyesOfByes 5 жыл бұрын

4:04 PTV/PTH in Swedish 🇸🇪

@ingenear 5 жыл бұрын

Left or right carrier in German ;-)

@zirved 5 жыл бұрын

So Stephen, answer the question, which way do you lie?

@sweetfruit7769 5 жыл бұрын

Very good! Except the way he ended it

@ayotundegiwa1551 5 жыл бұрын

Just wow

@MultiCardsfan1 5 жыл бұрын

He has potential

@EyesOfByes 5 жыл бұрын

My life story

@coffeepie 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the maths to me? (I don't really understand the non-metric system). 250 square feet sounds quite big to me - 1 foot is a bit more than thirty centimetres, right? So that would make the flat a bit over 80 square metres, which is like a flat for an entire family round here. Where do I get it wrong?

@Ron_the_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын

23.22576 m, it is a little larger than a single car garage.

@krystofdayne 5 жыл бұрын

Well no, since when you square it, you have a different proportion. If 1 square foot is 0,3x0,3 meters, then 1 square foot is about equal to 0,09 square meters or let's round it to 0,1. So 250 square feet is more in the ballpark of about 25 square meters

@TheDecWhale 5 жыл бұрын

Remember that when squaring something less than 1, it becomes smaller (and rather quickly as it isn't a linear operation), so a square foot is about 10% of a sq meter, so it becomes smaller rather quickly.

@coffeepie 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!

@j.m.waterfordasxiphanex3738 5 жыл бұрын

It's funny how men NEVER mention this in regerence to clothes to women. Hard and fast rule.

@jdbrisebois8732 5 жыл бұрын

Totally stole that tailer joke from AMC show Hell on Wheels

@nikolinac.4237 5 жыл бұрын

No that grait

@jamesthomison4356 3 жыл бұрын

Black Phillip brought me here

@timonmyside6591 5 жыл бұрын

Well he's unquestionably standing up, so he's nailed that part of his act.......

@grail68 5 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't he have a belt?

@MrOuchiez 5 жыл бұрын

I hate that it drove me nuts through his entire set. I've been trying to not sweat the small stuff as of late, but failed miserably in this particular instance. BAH, GET A BELT!!!

@nicholassmith7048 5 жыл бұрын

Only old men wear belts with a suit. If the trousers fit, there's no need for a belt.

@MrOuchiez 5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholassmith7048 My tailored trousers fit to perfection, but that doesn't stop a belt from being a striking fashion accessory. It breaks up the midsection in a pleasing way in my personal opinion, especially when one's belt matches their shoes. I'm totally alright with being accused of being "old school" when it comes to fashion, as it truly is a matter of personal preference, is it not? To clarify, I am not an old man. Cheers!

@telectronix1368 5 жыл бұрын

He does not wear a belt so that you are forced to confront your fears of stitching, zippers, and other fastenings not being strong enough. "Without a belt," your fears tell you "his trousers will simply fly apart at the top!" Face your fears.

@jamesevarts3 5 жыл бұрын

@FynnOliverEmonSill 5 жыл бұрын

Another fine specimen for what I would like to find in a man! -minus the gf/wife

@sfbuck415 5 жыл бұрын

he must be saving his good material

@mkg304 5 жыл бұрын

Why exactly are the audience laughing?!!!! 😐😐

@shubhamjha4139 5 жыл бұрын

Hint of jerry Seinfeld ..

@captain34g 2 жыл бұрын

Was I the only one that legitimately didn’t laugh once during this?

@Noone-of-your-Business 5 жыл бұрын

Well, he's got nice ideas, but he spreads them out so thinly that he loses the suspense. He could have delivered the same jokes in half the time with proper timing. That, of course, would have required twice as many jokes to fill the same time, so go figure...

@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын

entire first minute was fluffernutter

@MemeticMutant 5 жыл бұрын

Why does it feel like every time you bring a comedian on, the entire set is about how emasculated they are?

@akki015 5 жыл бұрын

I've just recently discovered that mine lies to the left.

@splashpont 5 жыл бұрын

Man Survey: Which way do you lie (or dress)? Lover Survey: Which way does he lie (or dress)? PreDICtion: most will say left.

@nerfthecows 5 жыл бұрын

One for left, also idk how many partners gonna know the answer, I mean not somthin your really gonna randomly mention because aside from watching this its most likely not gonna come up, and ya they see you naked but its not like its hanging off to the side

@Bkaithaone 5 жыл бұрын

I hate how Americans pronounce Graham! It's Grey-am... not Gram...

@maryrosekent8223 5 жыл бұрын

Barry Kelly Not in the U.S., it isn’t. Plus he’s an American, so that’s probably how he pronounces it.

@wolfeman9967 3 жыл бұрын

I hate how Canadians pronounce everything.

@captlanc 5 жыл бұрын

Dude has a weird hairline

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

Not polite enough.

@oogachaka3447 5 жыл бұрын

White shoes with a suit? Who does he think he is? Michael Jackson?

@grail68 5 жыл бұрын

This guy sounds much more like a Just For Laughs type than a Netflix special type

@ProjectFlashlight612 5 жыл бұрын

Well, he _attempts_ stand up, certainly.

@nicholassmith7048 5 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I expected funnier. I think he's been living in the US for too long.

@rudered6448 5 жыл бұрын

Meh. I didn’t even chuckle.

@antoniogureev 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty meh.

@suzawilo 5 жыл бұрын

Canadian comedian...? Yikes... 🤔

@ompatel2172 5 жыл бұрын

First

@JW-mx3qg 5 жыл бұрын

2nd!

@Andy666TheBeast 5 жыл бұрын

@@JW-mx3qg 3rd!

@titaniumtreedom 5 жыл бұрын

4th

@jigyeshshah4533 5 жыл бұрын

Sw1ft 69th

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 жыл бұрын

Nice guys finish Last tho ;P

@ElmerFuddGun 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the problems of rich men. Glad I don't need to worry about such stuff... I think.

@Howhaveyouben 5 жыл бұрын

I hate when comedians chew the scenery... just say the joke... it's funny or it isn't... if you have to package it with voices or feigned emotion it's not good...

@maddiegeier 5 жыл бұрын

For me it would lose the appeal, part of the joke is the set up and how they tell it. It wouldn't be as funny with out those parts.

@batscatsrats 5 жыл бұрын

so painfully unfunny i turned it off at 4 13

@redomega24 5 жыл бұрын

Just so everyone who is a guy understands this... skinny jeans/suit pants are not a thing. It's probably the worst look since bell bottoms. Also this guy is not funny.

@redomega24 5 жыл бұрын

@@sarahparker7286 sure you did.

@airlinena 5 жыл бұрын

Seems like Stephen could afford some decent comedians. Horrible 👎🏻😵

@PhoenixProdLLC 5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't listen because I hate that suit! ...😠 I want to relax and laugh with a stand-up not feel like I'm looking at a bridegroom or CEO or principal ffs...is different for Stephen because he's a HOST....yeah, I'm not digging his guests, especially musicians or comics, duplicating the hosts look...what is this 1940's formal grey thing going on??...