Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes”

Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Greer Barnes admits that walking behind white women at night makes him feel uncomfortable. (Contains strong language.)
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@dogsandyoga1743 4 жыл бұрын

What he said about being uncomfortable walking behind white women at night is actually very true...

@sholeroy 4 жыл бұрын

It's almost the same feeling as eating a piece of chicken in a white restaurant.

@ubon11 4 жыл бұрын

Just try being a white dude walking around Beale St at night. I wouldn’t describe it as uncomfortable, I’d call it damn near frightening and I’m probably lucky to be alive.

@mikemugs7 4 жыл бұрын

I’m a white guy and I feel uncomfortable

@ubersteve3265 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. And when you see them grip their handbag or move it to the arm furthest away from you. I always tell them "nobody's going to fucking rob you"

@k4ze7 4 жыл бұрын

Bro you rname is Dogs and Yoga, I think you got a lot in common with them.

@ajwelsh3191 4 жыл бұрын

Homeless Idris Elba is best Idris Elba.

@nikkisix3571 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@elvinasimx 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was him at first.. 😂😂

@natrlgrl 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Irish Elba at 1st

@Darkness-ie2yl 4 жыл бұрын

lol. I thought idris was out here telling jokes

@mirandapow2230 4 жыл бұрын

AJ Welsh right!!!!

@streq9199 4 жыл бұрын

Jokes and beatboxing aside, the delivery of this guy is completely unlike anyone I've ever seen. He's just so naturally funny and charismatic.

@JohnJohnson-my8zg 3 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY. You can almost believe the nigha was just chillin outside by his demeanor but his material is dope

@mehowkielan1984 2 жыл бұрын

He's a pro actor mostly

@MultiAsdasad 2 жыл бұрын

yeah only thing that was just a bit weird how he squinted or took his arms in lol he was like laughing internally

@amandabaker2881 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! He is great

@hugh2hoob668 2 жыл бұрын

Aka he's a black boomer lol

@kennyhuffman4484 3 жыл бұрын

"you have to take care of yourself Denzel" I'm 💀😂

@mackman3871 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm actually not a comic, I was outside the club chilling"😂😂😂

@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын

"Do you want $5 or not?"

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

He had them dying from the start. 😂😂

@mackman3871 4 жыл бұрын

Killed me from the start hahaha

@oreemmanuel 4 жыл бұрын

Fake or not....I really believe him😂😂

@dariendeloatch4337 4 жыл бұрын

Mack Man 😂😂😂

@jaxsong2867 4 жыл бұрын

How is nobody talking about how fire his beat boxing was?

@LordAsturgis 4 жыл бұрын

Love Train Not as good as his ping pong though 😄 I’m sure you can find the clip here somewhere.

@elewojo 4 жыл бұрын

It comes to him naturally. He was born able to do that.

@Djzen312 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought a dj played each time oops

@AhYes-it3mr 4 жыл бұрын

Got his beats on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@humudu 4 жыл бұрын

Wait everyone can't do that?

@yungdreamyvert 3 жыл бұрын

“And he drives me to safety” I was dead💀💀

@d_exiled_1arisen385 3 жыл бұрын

This cat is underrated. He leads with, "I'm actually not a comic. I was outside just chill'n." 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 "You wanna make $5?" Priceless 🇵🇷✊🏾

@frogsplease4165 4 жыл бұрын

“Police men and white women are very dangerous” lmao!

@DM-bv9uh 4 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@beareble-lion4446 4 жыл бұрын

White's cross the street a lot when I walk home at night. I'm 120 pounds 5'9 an look like white Jesus. An I aways get stopped by police well anytime there's no poor looking brown people around. Maby cop's should be tested for mental health problems often.

@yani2499 4 жыл бұрын

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE................

@unknownx7252 4 жыл бұрын

@@beareble-lion4446 they should.

@angelica21290 4 жыл бұрын

Deadasss facts

@SonOroSound 4 жыл бұрын

"Get out of the street brother!" "Vishnu, there are white women everywhere" "Holy shit get in!" That accent killed me! 🤣

@dennisreid9039 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ricedavone9108 4 жыл бұрын

As my name is not vishnu.....tushé nigga.....vroooom #imdead

@wayneshamba6961 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@prereflective 4 жыл бұрын

Kinda racist lol

@LivingxPrime 4 жыл бұрын

Akber Naqvi Lol a joke on the phrase often used with minority groups (due to less exposure) that they “all look the same.” That touché bit was hilarious!

@sky1luv793 4 жыл бұрын

The Amy Cooper incident in Central Park made me think of this set. SMH

@christophersmith3005 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. That's why I'm here.

@hannajean8204 3 жыл бұрын

you get what like 5 white women calling cops for no reason and a few bad cops and label them all bad? dumb

@christophersmith3005 3 жыл бұрын

@@hannajean8204 Ah yes of course. It has only happened 5 times, and there only "a few bad cops" out there.

@M0053yfate 3 жыл бұрын

@@hannajean8204 who labeled them all bad?

@GetHers979 3 жыл бұрын

@@M0053yfate hannas in denial.

@deeceecomedy 4 жыл бұрын

Wow... all of a sudden, in light of recent events, this brilliant set is TOTALLY relevant!

@alexiswilliamsinc 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly they need to play this before the “Let’s Talk About Race and Gender” mandatory training. At least people can crack up while they get offended. He captures every nuance. Every single paradox.

@hashmesdk8784 3 жыл бұрын

Not to try be the least fun person in the party but that is a misuse of the term "in lieu of". The term means "instead of" so you would be saying "instead of recent events, this brilliant set is totally relevant". So I think it would be more appropriate to say "in light of recent events, this brilliant set is totally relevant". Hope this was helpful.

@deeceecomedy 3 жыл бұрын

Hashme Sdk Yes, you are the "party buzzkill"...But, you are correct. "In light of..." is accurate and better.

@alexiswilliamsinc 3 жыл бұрын

DeeCee Comedy This amicable resolution is so heartwarming I’m like 1:01

@3Brent11 3 жыл бұрын

Always has been 🔫

@katcabula 4 жыл бұрын

that Indian taxi driver impression tho! 😂🤣🤣

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

Katherine Cabula sounds like Sadh Guru

@esotericksoul7156 4 жыл бұрын

"Vishnu" lmao

@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын

I was offended on their behalf but I was laughing so hard at the same time

@cobraimploder 4 жыл бұрын

@@TCt83067695 Don't be. He was being anything but racist. In fact the whole bit about "My name is not Denzel...well, my name is not Vishnu" was critical of stereotyping, wouldn't you agree?

@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын

@@cobraimploder you're right. Everything was so on point I can't even stay mad lol

@enji2988 4 жыл бұрын

dude's looks alot like homeless Idris Elba 👌🏻

@kyivstuff 4 жыл бұрын

But just as charming!

@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын

I dead thought it was him. He's Idris elbow

@slydtsman 4 жыл бұрын

Idris Elba's smooth talkin' lost American Brother!

@enji2988 4 жыл бұрын

More like Uncle Idris😆

@cyk3003 4 жыл бұрын

If he had changed that Denzel line to Idris I would have 💀

@kawgrath1876 3 жыл бұрын

This guy could do voice acting with that kind of range, that’s impressive.

@pfpublius 3 жыл бұрын

"and my name is not Vishnu" I lost it😂😂

@ds-ut2ym 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! "Give me your wallet or I'm gonna scream."

@LWWM 4 жыл бұрын

Stop giving ideas

@MrOMYSTARZ 4 жыл бұрын

Too late for us all! Lol #fucked

@Darkness-ie2yl 4 жыл бұрын

this dude is the business

@Guagex 4 жыл бұрын

This is why I ask stupid relationship questions. Implied concent don't mean shit!..lol

@ThankGodImBlack370 4 жыл бұрын

Scream.

@bryanb3203 4 жыл бұрын

He’s been doing comedy for like 30 years he needs a Netflix special.

@osoharlemkid 4 жыл бұрын

I used to sell tickets on 42nd to some of the comedy clubs he performed at. So happy for him!!!

@watup730 4 жыл бұрын

He was on def jam. And on comedy central.

@BisyBackson365 4 жыл бұрын

still one of my favorite comedians

@prosperdomfang4586 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah

@ernestorodriguez791 4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his CC special? I personally loved it but it was pretty awkward at times haha But yes he should absolutely do another special!

@mark-gj4mb 3 жыл бұрын

Greer Barnes is as great as he is because of just how much fun he's having on stage. He's laughing and having fun while not taking it too seriously

@gregoryambres1897 3 жыл бұрын

He does that Indian accent PERFECTLY 🤣

@JaneQPublic 4 жыл бұрын

"Hi my name is Sara. Give me your wallet." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 жыл бұрын

😆😅😂

@TruPlayaStatis 4 жыл бұрын

Cop: "So you mean to tell me that a man of your stature couldn't catch her?" BG: "What I look like chasing a white woman?"

@amorag59 4 жыл бұрын

I too watched this here video.

@TruPlayaStatis 4 жыл бұрын

757 AT Yeah, but in this case he wasn't going to be chasing her for pussy. Bih ran off with his money like, "Hi! I'm Sarah. Give me your wallet or I'll scream." Fk was he supposed to do? She left him no other options

@williamduren215 4 жыл бұрын

That line is genius. "What I look like chasin a white woman at night?" Fuccin genius!

@Sullaban 3 жыл бұрын

TruPlayaStatis This guy is very very good . Way too many of this white woman comics, ALL they (these white woman comics go on and on about sex) tiresome. I give video link you will find it interesting here tis KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - KZfaq

@shadex3736 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!!!

@LLagi 4 жыл бұрын

"What I look like chasing a white woman" "and my name is not Vishnu. Touche *****" 😂 😂 😂

@krissifadwa Жыл бұрын

02:44 Vishnu: "Holy Sheet! Geteen!" Even Vishnu understands lol 😂

@bayking408 4 жыл бұрын

People dont realize, Greer used to open for Chappelle. He's hilarious live.

@GyzelE 4 жыл бұрын

Was on Chappelle's show even.

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 жыл бұрын

He has a very Chappelle delivery on his ‘here take itttttt’ then slinks away like Chappelle would

@Suprheem90 4 жыл бұрын

That’s crazy I was wondering if Dave influenced him bc I definently caught a similar vibe

@samwest1097 4 жыл бұрын

Yep!! and check his DeNiro impression.

@owenarchibald3398 3 жыл бұрын

He’s hilarious recorded too

@johnmichaelarnaud 4 жыл бұрын

This is not just good comedy. This is a master class in walking in someone else's shoes.

@HulkCrow 4 жыл бұрын

Without being preachy about it!! That's talent! You empathise and laugh and think. This guy deserves more!

@officialchickenn 4 жыл бұрын

Mhmm

@carollez9780 4 жыл бұрын

A masterpiece!

@michaelgray1803 4 жыл бұрын

Someone else's shoes

@laurenmartin6833 3 жыл бұрын

I have grown up on stand up comedy, and have watched so many videos today that have made me laugh. But watching this dude, my side hurts, my face hurts, and I am CRYING. Perfect delivery

@LordOfSweden 6 ай бұрын

boring as F, 5/10, you have bad humor.

@Cindy.Gregoriana 3 жыл бұрын

I love Greer Barnes so much, he should have a Netflix show, he's amazing!❤

@OmarDiesel9 4 жыл бұрын

That white woman robber bit should be a regular sketch/character somewhere.

@towallomeesgel1703 4 жыл бұрын

Saturday Night Live skit?

@t.l.5755 4 жыл бұрын

@@towallomeesgel1703 Yeah, they should hire him on as a writer and pay him to develop it.

@matthewfifer6885 4 жыл бұрын

Somewhat closely enough, on this most recent season of SNL, Idris Elba hosted and did a take on the "Incredible Hulk" where he would turn into an upset white woman. It was actually pretty funny, and fitting in this discussion given that this guy bares a strong resemblance to Idris.

@OmarDiesel9 4 жыл бұрын

@@towallomeesgel1703 I can already picture Cecily Strong rocking it.

@reapwhtsow 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! A sketch of that would be epic and legendary

@maryetuk7628 4 жыл бұрын

“...Give me your wallet or I’m going to scream” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DM-bv9uh 4 жыл бұрын

This is killlllling meee. "Hi, I'm Sara... Gimmie your wallet."

@free22 4 жыл бұрын

Trippie Chris “Precious to every race” lol!

@Nyliah 4 жыл бұрын

What a turn of events

@marcorubio4628 3 жыл бұрын

freemayo legit tho right. Women too. We always treat women straight up different. If it was a trans woman tho. 😓

@wmranson9311 3 жыл бұрын

Trippie Chris Black women are just as valuable to us black men sir. We have mothers, sisters, cousins and daughters.

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA this set never gets old. This was hilarious man

@fredano5557 3 жыл бұрын

This is the 84th time I’m watching this set. Been a year and the jokes are even funnier now

@rmpriester 2 жыл бұрын

I STG whenever it comes in my feed I click an still laugh, I wish he had more material on here. As good as he is, there's only about 15 minutes of different material uploaded

@nonovyobiznez3735 4 жыл бұрын

What I look like chasing a white woman? 😂😂😂😂😂

@dominiccampbell181 4 жыл бұрын

That's a candidate for punchline of the year.

@johngray2511 4 жыл бұрын

FACTS!!!!!!!

@nonovyobiznez3735 4 жыл бұрын

That quote is 2 deep😂

@dominiccampbell181 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonovyobiznez3735 What makes it hit so much harder, is that it don't just apply to brothas nowadays.

@k.t7527 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bootlegcowboys 4 жыл бұрын

He's a legend in New York. I caught one of his comedy specials quite a few years ago and he still slays to this day. Comic genius.

@adrianmcneil1099 4 жыл бұрын

I miss this guy. I hope he drops another special..

@onpsxmember 4 жыл бұрын

What's the name of the old special?

@bootlegcowboys 4 жыл бұрын

@@onpsxmember good question, can't recall the title.

@adrianmcneil1099 4 жыл бұрын

I don't remember I'll try to figure out and get back to you.

@adrianmcneil1099 4 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a special it was comedy central present season 13 episode 13

@galaxylucia1898 3 жыл бұрын

This was a good set, but seriously tho don’t be giving these karens ideas!!!! 😳they bold enough already.

@amandawrites 3 жыл бұрын

I could listen to him talk all day, beautiful voice!

@williekenk 4 жыл бұрын

The white girls robbing people is the best joke I've heard in a while

@davidbeppler3032 4 жыл бұрын

Usually when white women rob a man it is in divorce court.

@adonis8289 4 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking it might just work. Image a very cute white woman coming up to a black man saying that. He might just pay her to go away

@michaeltrapson3863 4 жыл бұрын

@@davidbeppler3032 lmao

@sibylsaint 4 жыл бұрын

Like, I know. Right?

@TheFunnyCamGuy 4 жыл бұрын

*TOUCHE NIGGAAA* Had me rolling

@K4R3N 4 жыл бұрын

#VISHNU

@heisraeltome 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah man😂

@Ban_Usury_Worldwide 4 жыл бұрын

I know, it's not funny if white people say it tho! hahahaahaah

@bucketrance 4 жыл бұрын

What does touché ?

@GoogleMe_ 3 жыл бұрын

This guy’s accents and sound effects are on point. What made his jokes even funnier was the one lady that was dying in the background.

@HeavenestStCyr 4 жыл бұрын

His introduction was so underrated. It's brilliant and funny

@dumaznbum 4 жыл бұрын

“Touché Niggahh!”

@daniboiyy 4 жыл бұрын

he did the same joke on a late night show, and i was waiting for this part, just to be massively disappointed XD

@Regimeshifts 3 жыл бұрын

@@daniboiyy why where you disappointed?

@SaintMu 3 жыл бұрын

@@Regimeshifts on what planet can you actually go on national television and say "Touché, nigga" and like, get away with it? lmao Except on planet BlaccBlacc, of course

@daniboiyy 3 жыл бұрын

@@SaintMu aye XD

@corvinduguap 3 жыл бұрын

“Fvrroooom”

@videovedo36 4 жыл бұрын

Effortlessly clever, he tackles so many issues altogether he could have written a social studies essay, instead he gave us a good laugh in very few words. This is high quality stuff!

@teddykasteel 4 жыл бұрын

I got nothing to add, except that he rocks the grey beanie like a champ.

@bruin1771 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit get in!!!

@akiba1972 4 жыл бұрын

@Jarred Mueller No it's not just guys you got douchebag women also

@christophermurillo7250 4 жыл бұрын

@Jarred Mueller ummm.. wouldn't that still be considered a social issue?

@paulofurtado4925 4 жыл бұрын

@Jarred Mueller You didnt got the joke did you? that white women (i would say all) can just use their victim card deceitful behaviour to get what they want.

@aperfidiousdane 2 жыл бұрын

I love this bit so fucking much I randomly come back to it every few months just to hear it again.

@luisantonioduarteah-hoy9663 3 ай бұрын

Same here, lol.

@Meekmillan 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy, wish he had more content out cause so far everything has been top notch

@Meeminator 4 жыл бұрын

It’s scary how accurate this is 🤣 This guy knows his shit.

@Agbahizzal 4 жыл бұрын

This is the 90 percent of the 50 percent of the 10 percent of Americans everyday.

@mybrainsplayinguitar 3 жыл бұрын

No, it is not accurate its comedy. Thats why its funny because its not accurate.

@jerico80 3 жыл бұрын

@@mybrainsplayinguitar ummm no...its funny because its true. You laugh cause its stuff people go through and we kinda think we're the only ones going through it until someone speaks on it.

@snitox 3 жыл бұрын

Comedy is just reality turned up slightly so it's believable but extreme.

@sirslickrock 3 жыл бұрын

@@mybrainsplayinguitar good stand up is telling an new story in a funny way. GREAT stand up is telling a new funny story that everyone knows or can relate to.

@Ae7herium 4 жыл бұрын

I almost choked on my soup when he called the taxi driver "Vishnu".

@myoldfarmhouse4316 4 жыл бұрын

Ae7herium that's dangerous...l laughed so hard l choked on a sip of my Tea, it went down the wrong tube and l almost died! That's not a joke!

@ChrsGotFourEyes 4 жыл бұрын

Right that caught me off-guard too lol

@SuperVendetta9 4 жыл бұрын

@@myoldfarmhouse4316 We/You; 'two point fingers to the eyes,' *We Know!*" BELIEVE THAT!!!!

@LuckyJim5050 Жыл бұрын

Unbelievablly hilarious, laughing out loud is so rare, thanks man!!

@Francisc0_1 2 жыл бұрын

A perfect set start to finish⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@itsfreddie7132 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, i watch a lot of stand up but this is the first naturally funny guy ive seen, 0 effort needed. Everyone else tries to so hard, and hes there chilling and laughing along with the audience.

@illaneecorona 4 жыл бұрын

Bc he's a 55yr old Veteran comic & actor. Lol. All the Vets are comfy esp there at the Cellar where many start at. They know their worth & have perfected their craft.

@mrnigga3429 4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chapelle, Chris D'ellia.. add homeless Idris Elba to the list

@SgtStickyTits 4 жыл бұрын

@@mrnigga3429 Joey Diaz.

@FlukeyKent. 4 жыл бұрын

This guy gets it. He's definitely a true comic. Ngl the people you lot just mentioned.....try a little harder than this guy. Especially they're new stuff. You'll find that their older material was a little better for some of them

@DBL304 4 жыл бұрын

Man he always has had this demeanor like he just walked on the stage from the bar and kills it

@haileyosaurus 4 жыл бұрын

That was literally the funniest stand up bit I’ve seen in a while.

@vibmeetup1355 4 жыл бұрын

I bet it was

@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын

Was it, like, literally, like, tha funniest literal thing you ever, like, literally, like saw? ...OK Sarah

@baevere 4 жыл бұрын

@@thagodwecreate5179 🤣🤣🤣😂 😂 💀💀💀

@madisonschmid2010 4 жыл бұрын

@@thagodwecreate5179 Her name is Hailey... and chill, she really could rob us out here. Don't give her no damn motivation.

@masonic777 4 жыл бұрын

Me too, but look here Hailey, You're not robbing me okay kiddo.. 😁🤔👊👊😝✌

@emailkenny 4 жыл бұрын

His cab 🚕 driver bit was hilarious 😂

@bennykanny 2 жыл бұрын

Keep returning to this set, so good!

@SimplyElan 4 жыл бұрын

He needs to have his own Netflix special! He’s hilarious 😂

@preddyshite6342 4 жыл бұрын

But he didn't even mention his vagina once!

@MarzanWorldwide 4 жыл бұрын

This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!! You will be happy you did!

@rudypooh4218 3 жыл бұрын

Dats cool he's hilarious!

@intoxicch5352 Жыл бұрын

The first 30 seconds of this are still my favourite set opener ever 😂

@mikerams8934 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching this video over and over, it’s just brilliant. 😃

@humanbeing5918 4 жыл бұрын

the most deserved $5 ever

@davidbeppler3032 4 жыл бұрын

He ain't even gotta take off his pants!

@Sekhubara 4 жыл бұрын

Most definitely lol

@gangstaaglide4074 4 жыл бұрын

@@davidbeppler3032 im deaaad

@kristiec4301 4 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@SuperVendetta9 4 жыл бұрын

Much, more dude!😮😯

@thaintriguing1 4 жыл бұрын

Idris Elba making ends meet doing stand up during a recession

@HaitianBlackGinger11 4 жыл бұрын

🤔😀😀😀

@tnbn55 3 жыл бұрын

😭

@bismuthcrystal9658 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's pretty messed up. His name's Denzel.

@DavidJones-si8ig 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one that thought he reminded me of Stringer Bell.. aka Idris Elba

@zam5487 3 жыл бұрын

Covid was really rough on him...

@cal8098 Жыл бұрын

this man it's too funny i really wish to see more of his work, it really makes me happy, love the man.

@condoningchaos4789 4 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest sets I’ve ever seen at the cellar

@ericwood9513 4 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing to me is when comics get a kick out of their own jokes, when they start laughing I cant help but laugh

@thomasmitchell4128 3 жыл бұрын

Except when Chris D'elia does it.

@wilfbreezy333 3 жыл бұрын

Thomas Mitchell truth

@elmerj112 2 жыл бұрын

Me, too! I love that!! 😃

@andrewthezeppo 2 жыл бұрын

I think the opposite it always takes me out of the joke when a standup is laughing at themselves

@baxterharris2847 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite things about Greer. Seems like the dude comes up with material he'd love to hear some other stand-up perform, then performs it himself. Works like a charm.

@kikibummie 4 жыл бұрын

“My name is not Vishnu. TOUCHÉ” I literally SCREAMED. That line had me rolling

@rev9434 Жыл бұрын

Touche nigga

@fkninmatt 3 жыл бұрын

ive watched this multiple times. laugh every time. thanks dude.

@ea7109 3 жыл бұрын

This was GOLD!!!🔥🔥🔥

@sdmoparmaninsd6713 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is possibly the most under-rated comic out there... where's his netflix special?

@chakdefiji 4 жыл бұрын

The budget for that was spent on trying to make Amy Schumer funny

@yvesjean7896 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know what his ticket sales are but that's what they base it on. So if he has a tour, his numbers dictate if they'd be interested. He's really good though. 😂🤣😂🤣

@joshbarnes6759 4 жыл бұрын

They gave it to Dave Bautista

@wes1hoskins 4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you rather see him in a dark club

@GloogleGloigle 4 жыл бұрын

Been crossing roads for decades now. First time I realize it’s a cross that many bear. Thanks for the laughs.

@ObsydyanInkTV 4 жыл бұрын

Rush P. That wordplay was low key genius. 🙌

@GloogleGloigle 4 жыл бұрын

Obsydyan Ink TV - Cheers mate 🙌🏾

@ObsydyanInkTV 4 жыл бұрын

Of course! There aren’t nearly enough likes in that comment.

@GloogleGloigle 4 жыл бұрын

Obsydyan Ink TV - Brah, I don’t think it’s genius, or anything. But the standup comic is really good.

@reallyhappenings5597 4 жыл бұрын

All decent people who are perceived as dangerous do it. It's highly contextual. No one likes being regarded suspiciously.

@user-eu4bq8wn8w 4 жыл бұрын

Hi my name is Sarah gimme your wallet His white girl impression is everything 🤣🤣

@shawnafisher4547 Жыл бұрын

I need to hear a special this was fresh!

@RealLola2013 4 жыл бұрын

*That White woman impression was DEAD ON* 🤣

@RackEmUpButtercup9376 4 жыл бұрын

That Indian Cab driver sound like a very wise, hard working Bane 😂😂😂😂

@jomarkohoward2665 4 жыл бұрын

He was the best part

@RayfieldA 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we need more of this guy!

@ayubmohamed5542 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this like 10 times and I love it every time!!

@72vince27 4 жыл бұрын

Hi my name is Sarah give me your wallet, give me your wallet or I am gonna scream. Hahahah I am dead

@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын

Ida slapped her silly before she even finished tha threat

@officialchickenn 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@neghiethervil5606 4 жыл бұрын

@@thagodwecreate5179 And you'd end up in jail even though you were the victim.

@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын

@@neghiethervil5606 can't even count how many times i been locked up and certainly have no problem going back

@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын

@J Jackson naa my skin's not dark enough to be murdered before they get out of their car...i am Sicilian with 2 vowels at tha end of my last name so they'll plant evidence...maybe a gun and a canoli

@wodartei 4 жыл бұрын

I actually googled 'Greer Barnes' to double check if it's Idris Elba

@Swnsasy 4 жыл бұрын

Willam Odartei Right. Lol! I'm like is this Idris playing a trick on us!?

@wodartei 4 жыл бұрын

@@Swnsasy They should meet before its too late

@infiniteloop8274 4 жыл бұрын

@@wodartei Legend says if u meet your doppelganger one of u will die. I'd prefer both these men stay alive. But I if I had to choose which one to keep it would be Greer

@Mackenziefaulkner740 4 жыл бұрын

Willam Odartei lmaooo

@jemalaz7944 4 жыл бұрын

That’s Idris Elba from a parallel universe

@nebulousisgod 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant set. Homeboy should be doin his own Netflix special. Crazy how that became the epitome of success as a comedian nowadays.

@michaelreiter503 11 ай бұрын

Okay, more of this gentleman! I agree his delivery is on point, good vibes and naturally funny…

@HaylonHarroo87 4 жыл бұрын

“You want this five dollars or what?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@henrytawnn8694 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that cheddar some type of way.

@wildwillow1945 4 жыл бұрын

His white woman impression was spot on. 😂

@kennyjee 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly on point! All of it!

@gsgcarreviews 3 жыл бұрын

The taxi cab part killed me hahaha 🤣

@rayray1959 4 жыл бұрын

... Couple nights, I'm walking home... I got my beats going. Ion have no headphones, I just have beats 😂😂😂

@Sheriff_K 3 жыл бұрын

Vbaire Okugbeni I thought he meant Beats by Dr. Dre until he started beatboxin’.. 😅🤦🏻‍♂️

@rairadio7119 3 жыл бұрын

As an Indian woman who does songwriting while walking, this is so strangely relatable.

@urielpelaez8199 4 жыл бұрын

“What I look like chasing a white woman?” Hahahahah daaayyyum

@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 жыл бұрын

😆😅😂

@johnnybad-at-life8166 2 жыл бұрын

Not sure how many times I’ve watched this, but it’s hilarious every time!

@KDeek 2 жыл бұрын

The timing, the accents, the inflection of the jokes... idk how he's this good 🤷🏾‍♀️

@amirlee3344 4 жыл бұрын

Damn... he’s right. Imma have to start crossing the street more often

@nataliahellen6509 4 жыл бұрын

Plz do! 😂😂

@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын

I always have. I'll stop walking to put distance between me and a white woman

@kamenwaticlients 4 жыл бұрын

@@shiestysean I definitely do that. If I'm to close I speed up to pass them keeping my hands near my body I don't want no accidental contact

@nataliahellen6509 4 жыл бұрын

m j I’m glad you feel that way lol

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

and getting picked up from a taxi driver 😆

@X3TenshiNoChu 4 жыл бұрын

Alot of "sad but true" jokes in here :) I want to laugh and cry...

@clarrisawilkins7039 2 жыл бұрын

Where has he been. One of my favorite comedians

@livenowliveright8509 2 жыл бұрын

I'm hollering because he's hysterically funny😩😂😂😂😂

@heersunshine3453 4 жыл бұрын

The conversation between him & the cab driver was legit facts

@LifeofKvsh 4 жыл бұрын

Idk what was funnier, him laughing at his own jokes or his jokes 😂

@Theomite 4 жыл бұрын

Lavell Crawford laughs at his own jokes. If it's good enough for Lavell, it's good enough for Greer.

@uncharted7againblackking256 3 жыл бұрын

That intro though 0:06 😂🤣😂🤣 had me dying

@LaedenTucker 2 жыл бұрын

First joke had me rolling 😭

@MFSGamePlay 4 жыл бұрын

This was so perfect! " What I look like chasing a white woman?" lol

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

Audience: "What's that? What don't I like I'll tell you." Audience: 😂😂😂😂

@nicholasagnew2792 2 жыл бұрын

Best 5 minutes of stand-up ever

@steveharvey525 3 жыл бұрын

First twenty seconds had me geeked already. Good job sir

@WilkineBrutus 4 жыл бұрын

By far one of the best sets ever--- seriously, not line or statement wasted. Gotta admire the build up, the unpredictability, the social commentary, the effortless humor. Even when he "breaks character" it added to his set - it felt like he was laughing at the entire premise with the audience. This felt more like a one-man theater show.

@evanshlom1 11 ай бұрын

Accurate. Underrated comment

@backyardanimals777 9 ай бұрын

What a great critique. I agree btw.

@JLabanz 4 жыл бұрын

Wow you hit the nail on the head with this one. Way to deliver a gut punch of truth with that side of laughter.

@mr.motivation3797 4 жыл бұрын

White men dont walk behind women at night either. Why would you? Thats creepy. Considering men have a bigger step you should pass them. Im white and wont walk behind women. So yea. A part truth aint the whole of it. No gut punch there.