Mike Yard: “Racism Is So Confusing” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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4 жыл бұрын

Mike Yard recalls finding himself in a feud at a gas station and describes immigrating to the worst neighborhood in America as a child. (Contains strong language).
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@jawadb0199 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t talk to me while I’m at work” That got me weak af

@ninjabiatch101 4 жыл бұрын

So funny.

@EPUEPUEPUEPU 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@remidibeatz8780 4 жыл бұрын

On mee!! HILARIOUS!!😂😂

@pastoryoda2789 4 жыл бұрын

jawadb0199 lmao 😂😂😂👍👍

@KnowledgeSeeker78491 4 жыл бұрын

Of course he lives in a nice white neighborhood now...he's an immigrant

@ursaamajorr 4 жыл бұрын

"Yo, you wanna go frolic?"

@phasm42 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds awesome. Wake up, chill on the beach. Until the hurricane rolls through.

@franceseast6592 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not doing anything else. Let me go get my frolicking shoes

@Sonny1065LV 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@agentrogue6208 4 жыл бұрын

I'd sell all my weed stocks for her BUT THEY TOO HIGH. Ahhhhhh 😆

@juggiebonebrain3383 4 жыл бұрын

Let's frolic some more!

@treacherousjslither6920 4 жыл бұрын

"Shalom my brother." 😂🤣😭

@antwanowens6332 4 жыл бұрын

SHALAWAM

@Sticksonpoint 4 жыл бұрын

I thought you was the comedian 😂😂😂😂

@vnmmadison335 4 жыл бұрын

FCF SEAN LMAOO

@awareyah6146 3 жыл бұрын

Listen to this verse I dropped called PROVERBS 23:9 read the scriptures

@shroomsdunks4514 4 жыл бұрын

He’s not lying about islanders “frolicking” that’s all I did in Belize with my cousins 🤣🤣

@inokerogoyawa 4 жыл бұрын

Garou Killer I’m from Fiji...We frolic’d alil bit too 😂😂

@trippsmclovin 4 жыл бұрын

Was born in the USVI. Can confirm island time is way better.

@daniellemhall1358 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who feels like they were going to school from birth???

@alexkulin1599 4 жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂

@REM44MAG 4 жыл бұрын

You did what with your cousins?? The definition for frolic on google is "play about with someone in a flirtatious or sexual way." I have never used the word frolic in a sentence, ever.

@thembelanihdlamini5395 4 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm not the only one who found this so good that I started reading and liking comments.

@sharitastinson109 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@bromineblood4453 4 жыл бұрын

I did the same but because i found it kind of bad, idk, not my personal taste

@townman1 4 жыл бұрын

That was a very cleaver joke , I agree , if you are not into the zodiac you would not get it though..

@uncharted7againblackking256 4 жыл бұрын

True

@patricklawson 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@BudLeiser 4 жыл бұрын

Was that even a set or was he just talking? Smooth.

@NewBlueTrue 4 жыл бұрын

Bud Leiser Both

@ButterfingerBB 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DrixMaloneDFS 4 жыл бұрын

Lol right, i was asking the same question...

@stevengreen9536 4 жыл бұрын

Most of the comedians these days.Are just talking about everyday funny situations they find themselves in.No routines just life.

@octopusmime 4 жыл бұрын

reminds me of paul mooney's style. i saw paul live and he was straight vibin- had us all cracking up, too.

@amaryahshmaryahukabas8355 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s gonna be weird in the hallway, from now on” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ibrarali9369 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын

I lived in a neighborhood that bad. I got robbed at gunpoint by a dude wearing a mask and as I'm searching my body for the ounce I just shrugged looked up and said "avenue?!" He said "stfu tony!" I responded with "bro, I cut your mama's grass dude!" He chuckled and still robbed me. I ain't ever cut his mama's grass again.

@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын

@Henry Ortiz he had to move, that is so much ghetto lmao

@charmedheart7887 4 жыл бұрын

"What if I pick a night.. is that a thing?" LMAOOOO I couldn't stop laughing

@letsworkk5014 4 жыл бұрын

Tony? you live upstairs lmaooo

@TheSuperCoolMan122 4 жыл бұрын

I died lmao

@GhostApollyon 4 жыл бұрын

Toby*

@kierrarichardson80 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@ibrarali9369 4 жыл бұрын

That one really got me.

@TheOne-yq6qk 3 жыл бұрын

That's bad lol.

@trombone_pasha 4 жыл бұрын

I'm demanding his hour special

@carladw3380 4 жыл бұрын

Pavel Shcherbakov That’s right. Let’s start the petition.

@SGGCREATIVES 4 жыл бұрын

@@carladw3380 I cosign

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@tomasdetres1990 3 жыл бұрын

Here here

@bradleylummus5931 3 жыл бұрын

WE NEED IT

@remidibeatz8780 4 жыл бұрын

"Dont talk to me, while I'm at work!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Dope set.

@senpaikhalid9379 3 жыл бұрын

“We headed back to Connecticut guys, they found us.” 😭😭💀

@lowkeyIbes 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@makkam454 4 жыл бұрын

That no Brooklyn shit is absolutely true😂😂😂

@AxeMan808 4 жыл бұрын

Organized Konfusion - Stress has a small skit in the middle with the cabbie scenario. That's... 1991? 92?

@superjunkieball8831 4 жыл бұрын

@@AxeMan808 "Yo Prince chill don't do dat!" *gunshots*

@AAAAkuuuu 4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is I'm from NY and moved to the VI. A short while ago the VI had the 2nd highest homicide rate IN THE WORLD! THE WORLD... per capita. Like only Honduras was doing it bigger. And at the time St Croix was leading St Thomas. I remember driving home from work one day and I had to drive around a bullet ridden, dead rasta in the middle of the street.

@omerfawadrauf7369 4 жыл бұрын

Stolen joke.

@MrJuico1337 4 жыл бұрын

@@omerfawadrauf7369 off who?

@franceseast6592 4 жыл бұрын

If this man doesn't get his own special I'm going to be pissed. I need to see more of him. He's funny as hell. So good

@xxxmetalslugga5349 4 жыл бұрын

P diddy put him in a Comedy special Bad Boys of Comedy

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@reidbuecs8264 3 жыл бұрын

You just liked his dumb ass racism is confusing joke...

@justin_your_cousin9273 4 жыл бұрын

This dude has the "hillarious uncle at a BBQ" vibe

@amandabrown5555 3 жыл бұрын

The one who keeps the story going no matter who walks up or walks off 😂

@brounwynsmith848 6 ай бұрын

@@amandabrown5555takes charisma, which I no have

@chymarsowell 4 жыл бұрын

That “COME TO MY ISLAND” part had me sweating 😂😂

@rookymusic6310 4 жыл бұрын

That frolic bit was hilarious

@Daswassuphomie 4 жыл бұрын

Really? didn't think it was that funny to be honest

@kedabro1957 4 жыл бұрын

@@Daswassuphomie I think the people who laughed were hearing echoes of how black joy was orientalized to sell commercial products back in the day. www.ferris.edu/HTMLS/news/jimcrow/antiblack/ books.google.com/books?id=9AhvBAAAQBAJ&pg=PA109&lpg=PA109&dq=black+imagery+used+to+sell+products&source=bl&ots=QugB2NQhH0&sig=ACfU3U00-4KzaP-_Yqws_g7BIWbR2G9FFw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvrY6Ko8_kAhUdILcAHfXTAnkQ6AEwA3oECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=black%20imagery%20used%20to%20sell%20products&f=false

@C.kirk1287 4 жыл бұрын

Rooky Music 🙌🏽🙌🏽😂😂😂

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@spirenoir 3 жыл бұрын

"Come to my island" 😂😂😂

@unhallowed45 4 жыл бұрын

Dude’s a natural. Funny as hell.

@FlukeyKent. 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@smoothkk1 7 ай бұрын

Mike Yard was the first Comedian I ever seen live.. 2011, first date with my now ex.. staff sat us directly in the front of the stage and Mike roasted my ass😂😂.. I will always love Mike Yard

@S.E.C-R 4 жыл бұрын

I like his style a lot, like he’s just sitting up there having a conversation, no set up one liners or theatrics to get his jokes across, he’s just naturally funny as hell. Give him a Netflix special!!

@deeh8083 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix needs to give him an hour special!!

@stephanieh1623 4 жыл бұрын

@Sincere One 😆

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@cutetimesinfinity3368 4 жыл бұрын

Dear America, Stop pushing Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish on us and put more people like Mike Yard in the spotlight. It's sad that the most talented comedians are so underrated and underexposed. Do better America.

@GadgetMsGadget 4 жыл бұрын

You know what? I appreciate your comment!

@cutetimesinfinity3368 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@InternetMunchies 4 жыл бұрын

Its ....Americas fault?..great logic

@InternetMunchies 4 жыл бұрын

Yall the ones. Buying they tickets and laughing at they lame homes and going to they lame ass movies

@Ay-B 4 жыл бұрын

YES! Kat Williams said the same thing a few years ago when talking about Tiffany Haddish and got TRASHED! But he made a good point - why is it the same two or three are pushed and promoted? Why the lack of variety? It's as if they only allow you to get ahead if you're a "certain kind" of comedian. Anyone else can just scrape along on the sidelines.

@KiddBuu_ 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who grew up on St. Croix, I can confirm, we do indeed frolic

@k.a.9455 4 жыл бұрын

KiddBuu I’m from St. Croix too and yes we love to frolic especially at the beach 😂

@kieraholmes3828 3 жыл бұрын

what does that mean though? Just chill or something?

@mayuzumiandme 3 жыл бұрын

@@kieraholmes3828 frolicking is like skipping but with EXTRA SAUCE

@grcarie 3 жыл бұрын

Is it anything like Malindi, Kenya?

@icecreambeats101 2 жыл бұрын

What is frolicking?

@colonnadesecurity3136 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not using it in white girl context"

@yosquidd242 3 жыл бұрын

We used to contextualize them "space cadets" male or female.

@takornjang7900 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@elisepentz1063 4 жыл бұрын

He's a stand up comedian sitting on a stool, but he's still hilarious

@selig7 4 жыл бұрын

Elise Pentz “still” hilarious.. pun intended?

@ripsey_muscle 4 жыл бұрын

Stool up.

@Mrmemoe 4 жыл бұрын

Only the pros are allowed to do that. See Patrice o neal

@karwanekamran 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@abdulsmith1569 4 жыл бұрын

Oh u got jokes, but true

@thejtd21 4 жыл бұрын

This kind of comedy makes my work days alot less shitty lol

@shroomsdunks4514 4 жыл бұрын

thejtd21 you ain’t never lie dawg 🤣

@sonquatsch8585 4 жыл бұрын

makes my entire life a lot less shitty, betta acks sumbudee.

@ButterfingerBB 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@eatconcrete6443 3 жыл бұрын

Integrity Games are u going to comment that everywhere you cornball

@ninjabiatch101 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't you talk to me while I'm at work!" I died XD

@blackheartblue9815 4 жыл бұрын

as a Guyanese when his accent came out I was dying with laughter (Caribbean life is nice life)

@annisaarthur-castro6227 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Trinidadian and it made me smile too!

@drippiink4972 Жыл бұрын

luv seeing carribean comedians. 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

@KAriedoll Жыл бұрын

In my opinion, the USVI and Guyanese accent sounds very similar despite the distance. It always amazes me.

@jollygoodgordon5580 9 ай бұрын

Guyana isn’t an Island tho and it’s not Caribbean, it’s South American.

@mandeanraje2300 9 ай бұрын

@@jollygoodgordon5580 it’s historically and culturally linked to the Caribbean. Not all countries that consider themselves to be Caribbean are islands. Some link themselves to the region due to history and culture, some do because some of their sea shorelines are in the Caribbean Sea like Belize.

@droopysounds 4 жыл бұрын

He really mastered this bit, way better than before. Love to see progress like that

@ellie-tk4jy 3 жыл бұрын

100% he got better

@DeuceAlchemist 2 жыл бұрын

The real comedy fans know

@kimberlyrymers863 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeuceAlchemist ppppapappa

@Q.Q. 4 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of substance and cleverness couched in that intentionally sloppy, non-serious tone of delivery. Gotta check out more stuff from this man.

@bentouta5 4 жыл бұрын

Your analysis is appreciated. It's not unnecessary or pretentious at all.😉 Good for you.

@everydaydre1185 4 жыл бұрын

Great critique

@adrianreyes8524 4 жыл бұрын

Look up clips from the Larry Wilmore show. He was a regular there. Very great show all around, unfortunately ahead of its time( or perhaps on the wrong outlet?) it got cancelled a couples years back.

@sheem.2450 4 жыл бұрын

Yessss!!!

@Alloyd876 4 жыл бұрын

He has the best Rastafarian Jamaican joke ever told by a non Jamaican

@MrSidney9 4 жыл бұрын

This sketch was hilarious. His delivery is so effortless.

@letitiatsunami3749 3 жыл бұрын

This man spent hours practicing this laid back, easy going delivery. Kudos to you, sir.

@mariahromero9070 4 жыл бұрын

Frolicking shoes. I am gone. Lmao

@keetopuffs 4 жыл бұрын

As a Libra that first joke killed me!! Optimistic on the way over!

@RXBVRY 4 жыл бұрын

Facts lol

@music4thesoul491 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a libra and i was like that is so me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kevinjames5221 4 жыл бұрын

Lies

@avosmash2121 4 жыл бұрын

Fellow Libra here. Its totally true. We are like the dumb/wise stoner friend everybody has, who just doesnt know what the hell is with all this 'war' and 'divorce' and 'crime' stuff, cant we like...just all get along mannnn?

@IamINERT 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@NAGueye 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't move! " " Tommy ?!" "Bruh you live upstairs , it's gonna be weird in the hallway from now on " 😆😆😆

@Cocoy3e 4 жыл бұрын

"I ready to frolic before u !" Ok lmao now that was funny

@BrianGates06 4 жыл бұрын

You wan go frolic?

@premo6814 4 жыл бұрын

Of course I wanna go frolic, you don see I have my frolic shoes on

@toni-annpeck665 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for the Caribbean that would quote it right lol

@DaveAnder-mm2zf 4 жыл бұрын

Yes I do

@DaveAnder-mm2zf 4 жыл бұрын

@@toni-annpeck665 Caribbean?

@mcaines3830 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮!!!

@spinakker14 4 жыл бұрын

He was either looking for an Indian person to tell that long joke or that was totally improvised when he found out she was from India - either way he's brilliant he had me laughing at every line

@StevenAllotey 4 жыл бұрын

The setup was awesome because you can use that joke with almost any foreign nationality

@robinvolpi 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenAllotey Tis true... ;)

@TheOne-yq6qk 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenAllotey I think he was improvising, that stuck out to me too that it was an Indian as I have loads of indian friends that are bad at swearing, I always make jokes with my Indian friend about her dad's hilarious failed attempts at swearing.

@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын

Two words: laugh track

@ellie-tk4jy 3 жыл бұрын

You ha both hearing and sight proble,s? No laugh track. He's really funny.

@mayakalinda 4 жыл бұрын

"...come to my island 💁🏾‍♀️" took me TF OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂🤗🤗

@cetti4405 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't talk to me, while I'm at work"😂😂😂

@ThegreatDmarcellin 4 жыл бұрын

mike yard has been this good for years...he deserves more success

@Opinlinz 4 жыл бұрын

For real. Dude had me laughing. I never heard of him before this video but he's very good

@zacharylongmore7803 4 жыл бұрын

This guys got some talent

@Calilou52 4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@nate-9801 4 жыл бұрын

That was genuinely hilarious, he has a real personal stage presents like he's just talking with a group of friends. Funny guy.

@kelvin.the.engineer 4 жыл бұрын

When he said he is from St. Croix , I was like whatttt! Im from St. Thomas, in the Virgin Islands. Im glad he made it to Comedy Central!

@DamienSebe 4 жыл бұрын

Can't remember the last time I laughed this much, I really needed that

@kenlake416 4 жыл бұрын

Damn... I wanna go frolic on the beach

@DontSleepOnEm 4 жыл бұрын

gotta get your frolic shoes first

@qkranarchist3015 4 жыл бұрын

It's harder than I thought. I was just in the Dominican Republic on a beach for a week at a music fest. I literally went to the beach once on the 3rd day, stood in the water up to my knees, got splashed by a few waves, took a photo, and headed off. 10 minutes max. Really gotta practice this more.

@iinhlonipho 4 жыл бұрын

"It's gonna be weird in the hallway from now on"😂😂😂

@KAriedoll 10 ай бұрын

This never gets old 😂

@descoiatorul 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. He's funny as hell.

@mikeb8046 4 жыл бұрын

“Now I feel bad, I just f*cked up first contact.” 🤣

@aubriekayla4671 4 жыл бұрын

🎶come to my island 🎵 😂

@maocharlisme 4 жыл бұрын

His material is painfully funny and I want to give him a hug! ❤🤲🧡

@jennifergrams4566 4 жыл бұрын

He is mad funny. Please pay him more!!!!

@HappyBlackChick 4 жыл бұрын

That was a tight set, I like this dude ALOT. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

@MissMcD 3 жыл бұрын

Like your name. 😁🙌🏾

@Gooch1989 4 жыл бұрын

This man was born funny. Not everyone can do what he's doing.

@slartybarfastb3648 4 жыл бұрын

He has that Mos Def laid back humor. We need lots more of him. Hour specials and late night shows!

@submissiveproviderstboth9485 4 жыл бұрын

"U wan go frolick"🤣🤣🤣

@morganellis2010 4 жыл бұрын

I love his vocal pattern/inflections so much! XD

@MrFox-kh4lv 4 жыл бұрын

Hey you wanna go FROLIC” LOL!!!!!! 😂My favorite type of comedy you gotta love that laid back dry since of humor

@TizzOssum 3 жыл бұрын

Caribbean baby here 🙋🏽‍♀️ "you no see I got on mi frolic shoes" is a real thing 😂😂😂

@jaysmith6013 4 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious... and after this video I immediately jumped to the “come to Jamaica and feel alright” commercial

@ohmyblindman 4 жыл бұрын

When my father, as a young gentile boy lived in NY, the jewish ladies would leave the window to the fire escape open and he would come and light their stoves on the sabbath. I always thought it an exotic way to earn a few, so yeah, it's a thing

@Q.Q. 4 жыл бұрын

What is that an euphemism for?...

@tempsitch5632 4 жыл бұрын

When he told you he "stoked their embers", he wasn't talking about the family stove.

@anydaynow 4 жыл бұрын

Casey Clemons Well, the ones that think they’re better than. Like, it’s okay for you to sin in my place type bitches. Cuz we’re just animals to them. Yeah, that’s a thing.

@cheech6342 4 жыл бұрын

@@maddie9602 I agree, it seems like an exploit and not keeping with the intent of the dogma. But, to each, his own. Whatever floats your boat.

@user-ic5nc2rz9r 4 жыл бұрын

Allan Hegyes Wow, that's awesome. And dedicated! You just don't see that in every day culture today... But, my mind immediately went the wrong way with it too.

@stevenm6200 4 жыл бұрын

Frolic, never heard that and I’m from the Caribbean😂😂😂 but imma use it😅

@dominquelarue1083 4 жыл бұрын

"What if I pick at night?" 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonynorman7545 4 жыл бұрын

I miss the Nightly Show, so much. The man is gold

@thebeardedlady76 4 жыл бұрын

Yessssss!!! I was jut trying to remember what show I know him from! I miss it too- thanks for the reminder!

@anthonynorman7545 4 жыл бұрын

@@thebeardedlady76 you're welcome

@tonyfournier3298 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking to see who recognized him!! Bring back Larry Wilmore!!!!!

@tsitsomaphatsoe521 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first I have more than just grinned at the screen at a stand-up comedian in a long time.I actually laughed this time around.

@shhhh6174 4 жыл бұрын

"No Brooklyn" LMAO THE TRUTHHHHHHH and if they go they'll charge $40 thank god for uber 😂😂😂😭

@elijahgavin6706 4 жыл бұрын

Jazmyn I’ll pursue a career in cab driving just to give you a lift 😩

@shhhh6174 4 жыл бұрын

@@elijahgavin6706 awwww 🙈🙈 you so sweet lol

@theophilusmartins5822 4 жыл бұрын

@@elijahgavin6706 smooth brother...smooth

@kingnassir8207 3 жыл бұрын

"No Brooklyn" 😭😭😭😭

@MicDubTV 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best sets they’ve posted in a LONG time. This guy is comedy GOLD! 😂

@yawdbwoydeanr8musicgroup611 4 жыл бұрын

I hope this guy making some money for his art . Funny as f , So underrated

@9274bm 3 жыл бұрын

Dude sued the hospital because of malpractice of the death of his wife during a botched surgery for millons

@torianwalker5819 3 жыл бұрын

@5:35 had me DONE "Dont talk to meee, while I'm at work!"

@sailormoon8855 2 жыл бұрын

“They never paid” I am DYING 🤣

@angie8110 4 жыл бұрын

My grandma would make gentiles light her cigarettes on Saturdays 😂 always so awkward

@mrsbigmamayas3765 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@morehn 3 жыл бұрын

Not really allowed, but funny it's mentioned

@janayh2817 4 жыл бұрын

Shalom my brother 😂

@nafisahg.6509 4 жыл бұрын

Frolic shoes need to become a thing, seriously!

@michaeltousky5877 4 жыл бұрын

'Here we gohhh!?' lmao, guy's hilarious af. 👏

@redheadredemption1573 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first I've ever heard of him. He's great!

@phaedrus4931 4 жыл бұрын

It's interesting to see Mike perform this bit again, and to get to see how he added so many tweaks to where the "heart" of the story/interaction is. Miss your pod!

@GizmoWellingtonIII 4 жыл бұрын

Some people are just naturally funny storytellers.

@kabrinawright8409 3 жыл бұрын

The line about "Toby? Shut up don't talk to me I'm at work." Was in an episode of Everybody Hates Chris. Still funny

@11muzik99 4 жыл бұрын

"They never paid"

@michellegreen2994 4 жыл бұрын

The Sabbath joke was well written. I keep the seven day Sabbath, & can't make 🔥 fire either. Thanks 4 sharing😄

@LNGPR79 4 жыл бұрын

Me to and maybe we shouldn't have listen to so much of that 'baby making word' either 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️.

@alp9321 4 жыл бұрын

Wtf??? Really? I thought it was just a a joke!! That's a fucked up religion!

@morehn 3 жыл бұрын

@@alp9321 it's actually not allowed, but lighting the fire is probably more forbidden than smoking it after it's lit

@Joe-96X4E 3 жыл бұрын

@@morehn wow really

@morehn 3 жыл бұрын

@@Joe-96X4E yes, because you're not lighting a new fire when you smoke it, it's less bad. There are fewer transgressions committed in that case, but it's still forbidden.

@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын

I love how chill his personality is. His set feels more like the funny friend entertaining his social group than a comedian performing. His gatherings must be hilarious because he's very funny.

@KingKsEDC 3 жыл бұрын

He has PHENOMENAL speaking patterns/presence & he is insanely smooth with tremendously good ability to narrate around his jokes if that makes any sense? He is a star in the making is my point...I cant believe Ive never heard of this guy until now.

@jgrant4736 4 жыл бұрын

I miss the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. Mike Yard is so dn funny and he deserves a Netflix special. Btw, Larry Wilmore has a podcast "Black on the Air". Never will forget the laughs on the Nightly, Mike.

@1969GrassHoppa 4 жыл бұрын

"Make fire" I'm dead! 💎👏👏👏🔥

@blessedchishanga4813 4 жыл бұрын

Mike yard has been my favorite comedian for years. Funny dude

@devolutioninc 4 жыл бұрын

He was one of the easiest comedians to listen to. Like Dave Chapel minus the philosophical thoughts. Just pure conversational humor. I wish for more of him. "He could've just killed us back home".

@freddiemontanez8461 4 жыл бұрын

Ramon Loteria, you're right man.

@tyhonse 4 жыл бұрын

For the most part when Mike Yard is doing stand-up he is always sitting funny brother

@QueenNightAria 4 жыл бұрын

Mike Yard is so under appreciated

@jayjonah83 4 жыл бұрын

Homie said I made first contact 🤣🤣🤣

@k.a.9455 4 жыл бұрын

Big up! I’m from St. Croix too and I loved frolicking at Pelican Cove beach. I’m now a fan for life. You’re hilarious 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@reginaldhouse7731 4 жыл бұрын

Steady laughter is all there was for 9 mins. I really really want more.

@alanthompson4912 4 жыл бұрын

Shut up, don't bother me when I'm at work. Haha

@aldandye8518 4 жыл бұрын

I love the technique this guy uses with his laugh. He doesn't fully let it out, just lets out a little tea-kettle laugh at at JUST the right time and it only enhances the hilarity.