do you still make dice?

@@user-li2fy4hu7pI do! I’m currently sold out of everything which is why there aren’t any listings in my shop right now, but I’m working on making more! It might be a couple weeks cause I’m actually away from home right now, but I’ll post on KZfaq and TikTok when I’ve restocked.

@Damien Vivaan you expect me to believe that Damien Vivaan is a real name?

@@severedsage5867 report move on. The bots are empty as can be

LOL yessss i forgot that moment

@@severedsage5867 Original comment was deleted so I imagine it was spam, but remember you are watching content with a man named TALIESIN AXELROD ARMSTRONG JAFFE! so it's entirely plausible that Damien Vivaan is real.

@@stevesmith5883 This is true

Now I need to see someone draw Vax with a Grinch smile

With Laura going FULL WIFEY

“Half. A beard?” the simple anger in that statement was amazing lol

The mechanical pencil suffered his wrath.

*peace was never an option*

@@scarlightemperor3410 I love that he broke a fucking mechanical pencil

It was just being a good DM on his part. The item says "if you're capable of growing one". Goliath usually don't have facial hair at all. (Females have hair sometimes thought)

@@bluebird8221 I've made it a personal quest to freak out as many of my characters with a goliath bartender with long hair hiding his eyes like a hentai protagonist

Only if they are capable of growing one. Goliaths cannot grow beards, hence why it took so long. Great DMing!

make the most macho Goliath capable of it, very slowly, with magic. excellent choice.

😂 Like when Vax shaved half of it off.

Now i just imagine "BOY" in Grogs Voice...

That’s exactly what Grog looks like

oddly enough, I believe this predates the new Kratos.

@@senseidryan it does!

@@senseidryan Yes it does, which is why i only made this connection now.

Reading that made me smell toast but that was funny XD

@@CassieJones9 was that supposed to be a joke about having a stroke from reading what they wrote?

@@PapaBear_Gaming Yes, though not medically accurate, it is a pop culture reference to the show Archer. If you havent seen it i highly recommend it.

They don't call her The Dragon for nothing. You don't mess with mama's things.

​@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Don't touch the bear, the broom, the bottom, or the beard

Their dynamic in a nutshell. 😂😂 Such pranks.

But nobody did anything for Scanlan! They didn’t even know his mothers name

@@norsethenomad5978 Scanlan’s quest was to become someone worth remembering, and nobody will ever be able to change my mind on that

​@@bloooddmooonn I love that

It was a wonderful moment of critical rolls history

Because Travis Willingham is a phenomenal player that, in all the episodes of CR I've seen, one of the only players I've known who successfully and consistently can take what's happening in the game seriously, simultaneously without blaming the players for the behavior of their characters. He always pays attention to everything his DM says, he interacts with the party in great ways, he's charismatic and I imagine a lot of fun to play DnD with, and on top of all that acts more mature than many I've played with would in situations like this. Not to mention he seems to *legitimately* be actively listening to the other player's actions and stories. A lot of players default to thinking of themselves as the "main character". Travis is a phenomenal player largely because, as far as I've seen anyway, he seems to *never* have that mentality. He's always aware he's part of a whole. All the CR cast are very good at at least one aspect of being a player, even if they're weak in others. Of everyone at the table, Travis always seems to be the most respectful and most genuinely interested in the party. Not that the others aren't, I just think Travis goes above and beyond as a player. Sure, Vax had a lot of one-on-one moments with other characters, but Travis as a player seems to always be interested in anything that happens with his party members, and as a DM, I would say that's a rare and highly treasured trait.

@@MarkEdwardRom I don't honestly see it as a wonderful moment. I feel like Liam was just being a dick.

@@martinbanner5628 ya me too, it makes me dislike him even though i like him

@@martinbanner5628 but wasn't that like Vax and Grog's thing? Being dicks to eachother

For me it was 20 minutes. For Travis and crew it was 4 months.

😂 Those two were such dicks to each other.

It was very good for a barbarian tho, it increases his AC by 1 because of unarmored defense

@@aslakjacobsen1517 Yes... but beard

Resistance to poison damage and darkvision is good too.

@@Zombiewithabowtie But beard

@@aslakjacobsen1517 No it doesn't. At CON 19 you do not go from +4 to +5 yet, you need CON 20 for that.

grog also has a hammer that he can throw and returns to him, it doesn't have any lightning powers unfortunately but close enough

He did have a lightning javelin! But he didn’t use it often. Thor’s voice actor subconsciously channeling the god of thunder into his dnd haha

Well, I guess that explains the origin of the belt then, perhaps it was fated to watch history repeat itself.

@@Theminecraftian772 Funny you mention that! Thor needed a magic belt and gauntlets to use Mjolnir. In 5e, there is a legendary warhammer that requires the wielder to be attuned to both a belt of giant strength and gauntlets of ogre power in order to fully use its powers.

I had flashbacks to this very myth when the shaving happened. I knew there would only be one way it could go.

How just half of it?

"Good news everyone!"

Eh, Good news, everyone!

Thanks from the future for manifesting this.

😏 This aged well.

A 99 and two 100s, actually. Truly wild, like Matt said.

the memes were fun and the overarcing story was interesting, but those are the only things that carried it. Noone knew what they were doing, the fight with the orc guy pretty much proved that.

After i finish it and go through all of C2 again, I’ll probably watch everything again after Tiberius leaves despite the beard stuff happening when he’s still there

@@texteelbetter than C3 where every character is insufferable and the story is scripted af. C1 was nostalgia but it was way better than C3

@@ohiomoon1813 They also still don't know what they're doing. I can overlook that if I like the characters and story. I don't like either in C3.

​@@xdragoonzero0the bits in c3 are entertaining. Creepy laudna, chetney and Bertrand. But yeah, it's way less "dnd" than c1+2

I mean, the guy wanted to grow a beard for his hairless character. As the proud owner of a beard (now much thicker than in the pfp i still use out of laziness) i get it. If someone touched my beard, which is months of grooming and growing without magic, I'd be irritated. Grog has a low tolerance for things, as seen with the hill giant drinking his ale.

Not just a pencil. A Mechanical Pencil.

By shaving it you ruin all the effort, and make them start from square one, but by shaving only half, it has the same outcome but it also makes them half to put down the other side.

@@jb-wc1hx was a groomsman at my buddies wedding. i had a nice 3- 4 inch or so long full beard and a trimmed mustache. woke up early to him trimming a chunk out of my beard on my chin. glared at him told him to fix it. he was shitting bricks. im also 6'3'' wasn't calm.

his wife shaved his right eyebrow 1.5 months after their marriage. after she heard what he did lol.

​@@jb-wc1hx Like with slashing tyres Slash all of them, and insurance covers it Slash 2 or 3, and they have to pay for it themselves

Fuck that restriction. I can't think of a single instance where it wouldn't be funnier to let the characters grow beards. Male Goliath? Check. Vex? Check. Little goblin girl? Check. Besides. This way, it doesn't ruin the immersion by giving the item some kind of meta ability to tell whether the wearer _should_ have a beard - instead, it says _fuck that_ and gives them a beard! I think that's the way magic should be. 🙂

@@Drekromancer 100%, rule #1 about D&D is that the rules are optional. It makes for a better story and a funnier moment to allow someone to grow a majestic beard even if they can't normally.

That is why Matt made him roll to grow a beard slowly, as by RAW it would grow a full beard overnight.

@@philosophicaljay3449 I think the rolls where just because it's a 50% chance over night regardless. He just made extra rolls

Yea, and as a prank let's shave half of it off.

we got it is animated

Accurate

Thanks! I’m so glad you enjoy them!

Nah, Kratos looks like Grog, since he got the beard first. Kratos got his 3 years after Grog did

Told you!!!!

It all makes sense. Spoilers Vax shaves grogs beard, so karma is set up for vex to die so Vax would sell his soul to the raven goddess, all so Vax himself would die.

This is the joy of D&D that so many people don't understand. Like this isn't world changing, but it's amazing.

No problem!