Groggy Gary's Gruel Emporium

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Groggy Gary's Gruel Emporium

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It's a gruel world out there.
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Originally streamed on March 4th, 2023.
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@Flitterquest Жыл бұрын

Jerma has strong medieval peasant energy what with his love of gruel and his excitement for harvesting season

@noviolam2618 Жыл бұрын

Bred to work 😞

@TheLoaKai Жыл бұрын

It's almost harvesting season!

@Blaaiidd Жыл бұрын

@@TheLoaKai Less talking, More raiding!

@keaton5101 Жыл бұрын

he would do better as a peasant than the actual medieval peasants

@LupusInCaligo Жыл бұрын

@@keaton5101 he'd break his back after the third day max and the only reason he'd survive is because the manor lord would ride by and find the way jerma would lie in the mud family guy style funny and make him the court jester... now that he would microsoft excel at

@MFFNL Жыл бұрын

Ten years from now I'll be walking into a pet store, find some parrot talking like Mr Satan and making algorithm sorting noises, and now I'll know it'll be the reincarnation of Jerma.

@iceiceparis6924 Жыл бұрын

10 years inside his prison will finally cause him to do another cat boy stream

@KimiOmega Жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining everyone minding their own business and then have the silence broken by a single "Goh'Khu"

@domii2098 Жыл бұрын

@@iceiceparis6924 10 years in the joint

@iceiceparis6924 Жыл бұрын

@@domii2098 made him a fucking cat boy

@leviathanman7253 Жыл бұрын

@@iceiceparis6924 Bring that shit Jerma

@ori6990 Жыл бұрын

The highlight of being a bird for him is being able to make weird noises without being judged, *not flying.*

@TheSoulHarvester Жыл бұрын

Everyone's got their own idea of freedom

@iamcool544 Жыл бұрын

"Im gonna show meat on camera" I have never alt tabbed so fast in my life

@kell_0741 Жыл бұрын

to this tab or away from it?

@GL00MYBEAARR Жыл бұрын

zerked off

@SapientialPogonophobic 3 ай бұрын

@@kell_0741definitely one of the ones who leaned in when he talked about not wearing underwear

@BennySmith4366 Жыл бұрын

Groggy Gary is like the modern day Santa Claus, he just keeps coming back

@metromortem9449 Жыл бұрын

Groggy Gary’s Grand Gifting Gala

@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын

i wish he wouldn't swear so much im watching with my ww2 great grandad who's racist and tries to shoot at my japanese neighbours

@metromortem9449 Жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 Hi, Bobby Hill

@HardBloodNelza Жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 does he know about the horror or not yet?

@ddqwf Жыл бұрын

only ultrakill "we were there"s would know the true lore

@denveruuu Жыл бұрын

33:41 "Is the bar open? No it isn't." At 5pm. So many people waiting for their meals and drinks after a hard days work. Jeremy you are failing your community with your unreliability and bad work ethic.

@thegreatscientist1 Жыл бұрын

Guys look! He's selling gruel, 5 stars!

@Crim_5009 Жыл бұрын

And he attacks and drives out anyone who dares to be mildly annoyed

@dirtydan_BTK_ Жыл бұрын

I think 8:40 reallly drives the final nail in the "demonic presence trying to escape it's Bostonian flesh prison" coffin.

@nickbaron8299 Жыл бұрын

So sad that the gugada is not in this game

@Goodsuh Жыл бұрын

The demonic presence is Perry the Platypus

@WoWMinGM Жыл бұрын

the man played Bleed by Meshuggah with his throat

@ruraldog2617 Жыл бұрын

hearing jerma say how excited he is for planting veggies and baking like... good for u bro, i love that

@jayjayxl604 Жыл бұрын

0:45 this man would go BANANAS over hotel continental breakfast

@victoriouswinner7745 Жыл бұрын

the fact that jerma resisted the urge to vent about how he wanted to eat the corpses was so nice. he's really trying to fit in 🤗🤗

@---rm8do Жыл бұрын

He resisted the urge to vent????!????

@thewishingpig Жыл бұрын

vent??? sus vent sus guy venting sus vent sus?? sus guy??

@mcwetpatch Жыл бұрын

you can almost SMELL the grill he wants to put them on

@Mqxwell Жыл бұрын

His programming is getting better. I can't wait for fully autonomous Andy

@Numbabu Жыл бұрын

He is almost developed into a full human.

@Wisdawms Жыл бұрын

game is Travellers Rest, for those who didn't notice the thumbnail like me

@rusty-button 4 ай бұрын

Thank you

@daviddearmond4553 Жыл бұрын

Gruel is oatmeal cooked with more water so it's more watery. Grog is rum mixed with water.

@juiceyborger Жыл бұрын

and people say jerma isn't an educational streamer!

@da_purple_lizard 3 ай бұрын

jerma is such a watery william

@gooseyjuice Жыл бұрын

Remember when Jerma had entire streams where all he did was comb his moustache and talk about stuff? I miss those days

@gremlinman9724 Жыл бұрын

he still does those weekly but always forgets to turn on the stream

@satanicchocobo9705 Жыл бұрын

@@gremlinman9724 hes fucking insane

@chefmike8177 Жыл бұрын

I miss the pet beaver he had that he would start getting rampantly angry with because it kept on chewing on his cables and his desk. anyone else remember the clip where you see his webcam incline slowly before the whole thing fucking crashes because the beaver chewed through his desk legs? right after he did Beaver Boxing and the beaver mauled a squirrel live on stream it kinda just disappeared.

@mervelloyd7439 Жыл бұрын

He actually still does them though only for his biggest fans who take the time to stand in front of his windows constantly

@Oliepolie Жыл бұрын

Miss deez

@ononvi3938 Жыл бұрын

i dont know how to explain it but jerma is someone i think WOULD be serving gruel in a tavern - its just so him

@ianalvord3903 Жыл бұрын

With or without mayo?

@ononvi3938 Жыл бұрын

@@ianalvord3903 are you kidding me? With. And you CAN NOT order it without - its not an option its his tavern so you have to eat it his way otherwise youre being rude

@spacebat3657 Жыл бұрын

To him, gruel is just BEETLES and BUGS that he eats...

@NovahShark Жыл бұрын

The chill vibe of this stream makes me want some nice warm green tea

@aeiou901 Жыл бұрын

oh, but when jerma talks about inhaling coffee fumes all day and devouring gruel he’s weird?!

@NovahShark Жыл бұрын

@@aeiou901 I intake jerma like an addict my guy

@limepawz Жыл бұрын

8:36 i will never get tired of the guggita

@irisstarsterio8960 Жыл бұрын

When Jerma was asked to name what he last ate, he knew he couldn't talk about his victims ground up fingers, so he defaulted to talking about oatmeal again.

@lavaking Жыл бұрын

I love how he has to try to replicate the sound of ice falling in order to communicate the experience of a soda from a cooler.

@Slop_Dogg Жыл бұрын

it’s time for gruel (hamburger helper)

@adachi3984 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to have to rewatch this 400 times to tide me over until the next stream

@awkwardsilence430 Жыл бұрын

Jerma has caught old man gardeneritus, which Ive been afflicted with since I was 12. Best of luck. Its debilitating

@pikitat Жыл бұрын

It's so wholesome that our favorite alien streamer has moved on from cutting humans open to study them to branching out and experiencing parts of human culture like baking. Just shows you how much he's grown since he first came to earth with nothing but the clothes he had on and his giant meat grinder.

@Hyunny... Жыл бұрын

you know jerma is enjoying a game when you can skip around a 40 minute highlight video and he's not doing a single off topic bit

@JQuelin7 9 ай бұрын

I’m watching this while eating the Elbertsons Egg Salad Family Recipe. I wanted to get the entire gruel experience

@lastwymsi Жыл бұрын

Brisk Ice Tea is the quenchiest drink when youve been out in real heat for multiple hours

@ringossolochristmas9689 Жыл бұрын

Actually so impressed with his Ron Swanson impression

@ahealthkit2745 Жыл бұрын

it was impressively mid for sure, but somehow that made it funnier

@Devecs Жыл бұрын

groggy gary grew a gruel of greater goods than groggy gery's grinder gamy goods

@dumdummcstupid2414 Жыл бұрын

32:30 He tries so hard to do a Spongebob, misses the mark and does a pitch-perfect Principal Goodvibes from Billy and Mandy.

@JePaKy66 Жыл бұрын

This is the most boomer he has ever been.

@gavinrobinson2270 Жыл бұрын

Jerma talks about the bird watching stream like a teacher with a field trip

@MyNameHere101 Жыл бұрын

5:10 Can confirm. Turned 23 and now look forward to cutting the lawn each week

@vincentcampbell3138 Жыл бұрын

I struggle with the texture of meat most of the time, so a more done steak means I will probably actually eat most of it. I also am hella paranoid cooking chicken and usually end up overcooking it, too. For some reason also, when I cook chicken, I just do not vibe with it. I get too paranoid about it being undercooked or fucked up and just don't eat it. That also might stem from me working in the meat department at a grocery store and just the smell of raw meat just made me very grossed out to this day. But like if I don't have to cook the chicken then I usually can enjoy it, cause I don't have to experience icky raw chicken. Just comes down to weird textures and smells.

@dhkatz_ Жыл бұрын

You should start to sous vide stuff maybe. You can get it cooked to the EXACT temperature you want and then just sear it

@kingcrimson4133 Жыл бұрын

it sounds like it might be easier for you if you just stopped eating meat tbh

@magicianstuff 9 ай бұрын

The greedy grueler

@randycabbage869 Жыл бұрын

I very much enjoy this video thank you Mr. Jerma

@RobotMyers Жыл бұрын

I imagining that it´s the game character talking to himself while at work, rambling about what season he likes and answering questions no one asked XD

@jordynensor2081 4 ай бұрын

that’s just my dad

@snigeris.s1004 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me to put my lazy grull in a fridge for the morning 😊

@xx_und3rscor3_xx73 Жыл бұрын

The brisk take was so spot on that's actually crazy

@ddkl36021 Жыл бұрын

that brisk iced tea rant was the one of the least unhinged things he's said in a while

@mavohq Жыл бұрын

12:23 i right away happily thought “autism moment” because i operate like that when it comes to food and then immediately came the “you have the palate of a 10 year old” and i deflated

@chiralanomalous2904 Жыл бұрын

13:45 jerma has a bad dream while fully awake and streaming

@amazinggoob9108 Жыл бұрын

jerma is going through his mom arc

@doifhg Жыл бұрын

best gruel in town would be a great ad for the week your resteraunt remained in business

@MainManJaggi Жыл бұрын

16:30 Customer on the left just made a Blind Guardian reference. Nice.

@t1maggedon Жыл бұрын

I like how KZfaq thinks this game is Stardew Valley in the descriptions

@Hellololcoolawesome12345 Жыл бұрын

I had a dream once that JERMA was an amputee.

@spacebat3657 Жыл бұрын

The J.E.R.M.A Program

@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын

the sick irony

@peepo2560 Жыл бұрын

What did he have amputated?

@Lacie9 Жыл бұрын

one of his failed clones invaded your dream

@spacebat3657 Жыл бұрын

@@peepo2560 his feeding tendril 💔

@peanutz7722 Жыл бұрын

0:43 where I work we actually do have orange juice on draft and usually it comes out cold but sometimes it’s like room temperature and gross

@gellowfamer Жыл бұрын

Need the Jerma food podcast ASAP.

@sci_pain3409 6 ай бұрын

episode one he tries to make brownies but an egg shell falls into the bowl so he freaks out and ends the episode. episode two and onwards is just different variations on gruel.

@kariemelhanan8878 Жыл бұрын

2:35 is an SSS tier joke

@The-Pizza-Zone Жыл бұрын

Jerma's bizarre fusion of a SpongeBob voice and a Paul Lynde voice might just stick with me forever

@TheDaved12 Жыл бұрын

Jerma stream to relax/study to

@tobiasmattsson9285 5 ай бұрын

18:21 I don't even drink coffee, and I completely agree

@jllemin4 Жыл бұрын

Are we finally going to see Jeremy's secret pancake recipe?

@gabe1298 Жыл бұрын

It's people.

@jllemin4 Жыл бұрын

@@gabe1298 He was breaking a lot of egg shaped heads with 50. during that bit...

@vyeelime8143 Жыл бұрын

well first you get two eggs

@jllemin4 Жыл бұрын

then a little bit of buttah

@pixel-junky Жыл бұрын

shit the flour killed me

@fuckoff5893 Жыл бұрын

Jerma would be a sea sponge (spinch boob)

@likesoundtoheaven 5 ай бұрын

this was such a wholesome one to watch

@rulerofeverything6110 Жыл бұрын

Jerma's bird sounds upset my dog

@rosemonique1344 Жыл бұрын

It’s great the description has Stardew Valley as the game played 😂

@toast7580 Жыл бұрын

1:19 made me flinch. I had flashbacks to the "What is a GILF?" incident

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat Жыл бұрын

This was a grueling experience

@bigcock8900 6 ай бұрын

The Bigfoot stream MUST HAPPEN

@dunkers5672 Жыл бұрын

Jerma is the most advanced AI we have today

@Jar3d_YT 7 ай бұрын

I couldn't agree more about the Brisk iced tea

@EmonWBKstudios Жыл бұрын

At least it ain't Steve's seed n' feed. Formerly Chuck's.

@Bigman-vd7gc Жыл бұрын

DO NOT EAT THIS RESTARAUNTS BLUE RARE STEAK!!! Last night I was feeling some pain in my chest, then this SNAKE THING exploded out of it!!!

@denando1958 Жыл бұрын

He is so crazy

@CWINDOWSsystem32 Жыл бұрын

12:10 Just last week, my parents took us to Red Robin as a homage to their first date in 1993. My mom was pretty disappointed that the place had stopped selling French onion soup.

@bird9268 Жыл бұрын

Not enough gruel in this stream

@owendispensa8953 Жыл бұрын

Cant wait until some insanely talented artist animates the kitchen craziness story

@mrpuddingpop1 Жыл бұрын

lawncare is his fidget toy

@thisismyname1940 Жыл бұрын

Corn-Craving Clarence

@muggins2279 4 ай бұрын

When i said amusement park at the same time as Jerma i got so happy but now I'm left with the phantom limb of the dead rising game we never got. Just left to imagine the themed locations, rollercoasters, go karts, a psychopath encounter that's like the convicts in the first game but it's clowns in a clown car. God damn it

@spoopy1970 Жыл бұрын

I would love another baking stream

@Himafrodiet Жыл бұрын

Bro I stg jerma manifested my soul into his brain with 90% of these takes

@sarrowsoul1 Жыл бұрын

grool

@threecheeselasagna5945 Жыл бұрын

i like how the youtube algorithm thinks this is stardew

@karkador Жыл бұрын

gus simulator

@Ultravioletwave Жыл бұрын

Jerma's SpongeBob voice sounds like the ai trying to do the SpongeBob voice.

@lolzers7986 Жыл бұрын

32:59 WE were the voices in jermas head all along.

@RaptorKingRaptorKing 10 ай бұрын

Jerma has a weird obsession with working men. He absolutely loves doctors and pictures what a wonderful date with one would be but gets absolutely terrified by chefs

@RaptorKingRaptorKing 10 ай бұрын

Oh and doesn’t he want to be a barista? Or something along those lines? I remember something with a barista

@redbuck1385 7 ай бұрын

He LOVES doctors. Remember the bugs incident?

@RaptorKingRaptorKing 7 ай бұрын

@@redbuck1385 yeah thats what i mentioned?

@farbodkeyhanloo906 Жыл бұрын

This man goes everywhere with a bucket of rotten tomatoes

@cardomajig24 11 ай бұрын

The thing about meal-based foods is they're the most basic form of subsistence, and especially with gruel it's so fuckin easy to get tired of it, it's not just oatmeal it's worse oatmeal.

@dameez6599 11 ай бұрын

8:40 is such a jerma

@pillboys Жыл бұрын

jerma talking about how much he enjoys cutting grass is me playing botw, doing nothing but cutting grass and bushes for 20 minutes straight

@lunamoon5858 Жыл бұрын

what is this game?? youtube says its stardew valley but thats not it, right???

@DaNomster Жыл бұрын

It's Travellers Rest

@lunamoon5858 Жыл бұрын

@@DaNomster thank u !!

@bentheperson8992 Жыл бұрын

THE GAME TAG IS STARDEW VALLEY AHSBXGGDVD

@RonaldMcJuicy Жыл бұрын

(leaving this comment for me when I innevitably return to this video fully prepared to spend half an hour trying to figure out what game it is) the game is Travellers Rest EDIT : fuck its literally in the thumbnail.

@lucasftsa4157 Жыл бұрын

MEDIUM TO MEDIUM RARE???? just put the cow on fire at this point

@fatpeacock9064 Жыл бұрын

LETS GOOO NEW JERMA UPLOATTT DD !!!

@Coldkill2001 Жыл бұрын

KZfaq seems to think this is Stardew Valley

@k4rz43 Жыл бұрын

Gruel is love, gruel is life.

@Magmatic_Agnaktor Жыл бұрын

Jeremy's Byeah Bakery

@vandavang7 Жыл бұрын

i was having my morning death wish coffee and a double chocolate muffin when watching this video, my brain feels 100% pleasured, legitimate thanks to jerma.